99427e No.2158826
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Americans are practically Nazis Edition.
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e26b46 No.2158833
>>2158830
I hate Scoot too.
99427e No.2158834
ZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fc4206 No.2158835
>>2158833
Same.
I'd still fuck him though.
99427e No.2158836
tIME TO RINSE REPEAT eVA THEME SONG LIKE LAR
4fe133 No.2158837
>>2158832
i don't think this is the correct appliccation of this meme
5147e5 No.2158840
Fuck you Jack Wolf dumb idiot motherfucker.
99427e No.2158841
>winged hussars
Hungarians are fucking slavic scum
f3803c No.2158843
>>2158841
Isn't winged hussars are only Polish thing?
99427e No.2158844
>>2158843
Hungarian and Polish.
99427e No.2158845
originating in Eastern and Central Europe during the 15th and 16th centuries, originally Hungarian.
e26b46 No.2158848
>>2158841
>>2158845
>quotes the article for just "Hussars"
>not proper Winged Hussars
big think
Both Slavic regardless tho.
f3803c No.2158849
Cossacks > chicken hussars
99427e No.2158850
>>2158848
Polish Winged Hussars came later, you dumb fuck. These are hungarian winged hussars. Can you not read.
99427e No.2158851
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>COSSACKS
e26b46 No.2158854
>>2158850
I think you're the one that can't read, dumb kike. Go back to reading the torah or something.
fc4206 No.2158855
Do you and Scoots actually have beef, Spec?
99427e No.2158856
>>2158854
lol GG fenian yankee cuck
fc4206 No.2158857
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e26b46 No.2158860
>>2158855
No lmao
>>2158856
reeeeeeee
>>2158858
petpet
Hey Kitty.
0c1fd2 No.2158862
>>2158860
how are you doin
/purr purr
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e26b46 No.2158867
>>2158862
Hongry with a slight headache.
And AQO:GGO is being retarded again.
How's kitten?
0c1fd2 No.2158868
>>2158867
kitty is good
just watching youtube and stuff
e26b46 No.2158869
>>2158868
Whatchu got on the YouTubes?
747027 No.2158871
Remove kebab.
Remove Ukraine.
f3803c No.2158874
>>2158871
.!.
>>2158872
This is only my legs
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eb992f No.2158882
>>2158880
so how long before you go to ax and get that Guatemalan snake?
50dcca No.2158885
hi maddy
how are you doing
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50dcca No.2158889
im more important than you , maddy only greets vips
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50dcca No.2158891
im more impotant as a person dear scoot
c2db46 No.2158892
Daddy~ *tacklehuggus*
I didn't see you there <3
99427e No.2158893
Implying you are a person
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99427e No.2158898
same, glad no one here is obese
c2db46 No.2158899
>>2158894
What's new?
I have work soon :(
50dcca No.2158900
im kidding scoots ily dont hate me
99427e No.2158901
>>2158899
had work, did day time drink, doing lazy,
work? boooooooooooooo
get money
0b9ebf No.2158902
>>2158882
Uh, a week and a bit.
>>2158883
How are you? :3
f3803c No.2158903
Mad jew is hunting for attention, someone, stop him
50dcca No.2158904
i love how he's so quick to respond to hate but ignores me when i try to be nice
disgusting person
c2db46 No.2158905
>>2158901
awwe yiss. closin' dat bish down tonight^^
I actually got some overtime last week, was surprised. :p
w-wanna see my babbies?
99427e No.2158906
>>2158905
Yiss yiss
show show!
show and tell!!!
99427e No.2158907
>getting mad at the Rated Scoot Superstar
f3803c No.2158908
>>2158904
I'm think he doesn't like you because of your religion
eb992f No.2158909
>>2158902
make sure he washes that first. Ya never know. Soto could get trashed and double dip and forget to clean the tip.
c2db46 No.2158910
>>2158906
They just got their first haircut this morning^^
Gonna up-pot the tomatoes prolly next week to make room for the peppers and new stuff.
eb992f No.2158912
>>2158911
i know. He might not but some people are probably crazy enough to.
>>2158908
meow
99427e No.2158913
>>2158910
hello! what deeeez? these dem tomates?
cute new haircut?
8410e1 No.2158914
>>2158902
final_final_real_final_v3 presentation next week and then am done
how u
c2db46 No.2158915
>>2158913
I'm starting to worry about the habanero sprouts tbh
99427e No.2158916
>>2158915
Are they in cages?
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c2db46 No.2158918
>>2158916
wat? noo they're the 3 little guys on the corners.
They're just sprouts but I had to up the nutrients a little so they're just trying to get the taproot down still. Peppers seem p slow growers from this experiment so far though, even when they were out on the porch.
The tomatoes will end up in cages on the porch probably. Just gotta figure out how to keep the squirrels away.
c2db46 No.2158920
>>2158919
I don't get it but I love that clip so
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99427e No.2158925
>>2158918
Making a trump camp joke!
aslong as they doing good boo boo!
Be the #1 growing girl!
4fe133 No.2158926
well that was a clutch victory
0b9ebf No.2158927
>>2158912
Good thing the only person I want to sleep with isn't going to AX :^)
>>2158914
Is that the actual name of your Powerpoint file?
I'm not too bad, we're finally starting a product that has a deadline in November and the timeline has be working 200 hours in July even though I have the first week of it off for vacation :^))))))))))))
c2db46 No.2158929
>>2158925
This set up is pretty rad if I say so myself, not bad for 2 days worth of planning at least, but it's far from optimal. I have ideas on my next one already :p effin crazy plant lady in the making
eb992f No.2158930
>>2158927
better watch how much you drink or that can change
99427e No.2158931
>>2158929
Remember daddy when you become the chilli queen and stab martha stewart
4fe133 No.2158932
>>2158928
literally in the last minute
962132 No.2158934
>>2158930
that bloody floor glory hole is every mans dream 2018
8410e1 No.2158935
>>2158927
Name is just Presentation.pptx.
Nice! 3 weeks for 200 hours
4fe133 No.2158937
>>2158936
haha
what
did i make a joke without realizing it
9c40d6 No.2158938
>>2158937
test seems to think your post was about kanra because >griffin
he doesn't realise you were talking about football, because he's a stupid american
99427e No.2158941
>>2158939
gimme dat chilli con carne
4fe133 No.2158942
>>2158938
lmao i only just realized it says griffin
shit
99427e No.2158944
Test thinks that furrie make good friends. What an idiot.
99427e No.2158945
>>2158943
Sssssh come to daddy!
eb992f No.2158946
>>2158934
the pics at least
9c40d6 No.2158947
yeah, furry animals are not good for friends, only sex
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0c1fd2 No.2158949
>>2158947
what are you good for?
0b9ebf No.2158951
>>2158930
Well it'll be 0, so :^)
>>2158935
That's a pretty good file name.
No biggie, only 5-6 hours of overtime every day :^)
9c40d6 No.2158952
>>2158949
I'm good at making people feel better about themselves because people can look at me and say "at least I'm not that guy."
9c40d6 No.2158953
There were points in my life where I was working 75-80 hours back to back and I liked it because I didn't have to come home and sit in my empty house and realise there was nothing I wanted to do in my free time.
8410e1 No.2158954
>>2158951
Bring a comfy mattress so you can live there for a month :3
0b9ebf No.2158955
>>2158954
I'm just going to try to be a programming god so that I don't have to do much (if any) overtime instead.
1ec773 No.2158956
>>2158953
And then you found Jesus and a wife and lived happily ever after?
962132 No.2158957
>>2158955
wat language do u program in
99427e No.2158958
>>2158956
no, he killed a family
1ec773 No.2158959
>>2158958
And on Christmas eve, no less.
The children begged for their lives.
8410e1 No.2158960
>>2158955
Smart wish totes can!
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1ec773 No.2158963
>>2158962
Do you think Loco's fursona would be a mole
fc4206 No.2158965
Would yours be a dwarf rabbit?
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0b9ebf No.2158967
>>2158957
For work? Depending on what I'm doing we use C#, C++, Rust, and Javascript.
>>2158960
I'm super dumb Wish though...
99427e No.2158968
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BOY HE DID THE LOW FROOT
8410e1 No.2158969
>>2158967
what did you do to smart wish
fc4206 No.2158972
Maybe a sea horse because mpreg.
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0b9ebf No.2158975
>>2158969
I disproved their existence.
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0b9ebf No.2158980
>>2158978
Dumb Wish is more fun anyways :3
8410e1 No.2158982
>>2158980
Dumb Wish overtime Wish.
0b9ebf No.2158983
>>2158982
You never post during the week anyways!
16baef No.2158985
>tfw working overtime will be part of my job
;;
8410e1 No.2158986
>>2158983
im full time work
:sob:
i should move closer
0b9ebf No.2158987
>>2158985
That's why you just work faster to get out of having to do it.
>>2158986
Poor Ikt...
Closer to what? To work?
16baef No.2158989
>>2158987
I'm a fast worker as it is! Consulting is ruthless.
8410e1 No.2158990
>>2158987
yesh, closer to big city.
Need to travel lots to get to your work?
0b9ebf No.2158991
>>2158989
So quit and become god programmer
>>2158990
You're supposed to say: "no, closer to Wish"
Mmn, not really. It's pretty decent.
8410e1 No.2158992
>>2158991
technically speaking is also closer to you yes
lets swap lives
0b9ebf No.2158994
>>2158992
But not even timezone closer, smh.
Ehh? But I like my life...
8410e1 No.2158995
>>2158994
i like your life etoo
0b9ebf No.2158996
>>2158995
You don't even know anything about me though!
8410e1 No.2158997
>>2158996
* Canada
* Tanks
* Basically programmer god
16baef No.2158998
>>2158991
Can I just become god instead?
962132 No.2159000
>>2158999
i hav all this candy from 5 below u cant buy anymore
0b9ebf No.2159001
>>2158997
If Canada's such a strong point then why not move here yourself?
Come work on tanks with me :3
>>2158998
Do you really think that you're qualified?~
8410e1 No.2159002
>>2159001
I don't know anything about Canada except for some Youtoobahs
Tanks are cool tho but kinda wanna work on cars
maybe tanks too when the company does things idk precisely :3
0b9ebf No.2159005
>>2159002
Then why did you list it in the benefits?!
They all use the same CAN bus anyways :^)
>>2159004
Fukkin' rekt, poor Leds.
How do you pronounce that o thing anyways?
8410e1 No.2159006
>>2159005
something something standards
16baef No.2159007
>>2159005
Rekt yes, poor no!
It's impossible to explain. We try teaching some of the international students we had in class, never really managed unless they had a similar sound in their language.
8410e1 No.2159009
>>2159007
Isn't it just a Viking version of ö?
16baef No.2159010
>>2159009
Yea but that sound isn't in too many languages.
4fe133 No.2159011
i'd explain it as sounding similar to the 'o' sound in "word"
just more distinct and with a thick scottish accent
8410e1 No.2159012
>>2159010
Similar to "eu" in "neuken".
16baef No.2159013
>>2159011
That's a good one, gotta try remembering that.
>>2159012
Nøjken
0b9ebf No.2159014
>>2159006
What's your favourite J1939 fault code meme?
>>2159007
Buy me things.
You're fukkin' useless.
8410e1 No.2159015
>>2159013
ja precies
>>2159014
i have yet to work on automotive stuff
:sob:
buy me a car pls
4fe133 No.2159016
>>2159013
We can still call you lewds though right?
0b9ebf No.2159017
>>2159015
What the fuk
I don't drive, so why should you?!
8410e1 No.2159018
>>2159017
Don't you drive the tank everything you've uploaded a new version of the compiled firmware?
16baef No.2159020
>>2159014
Mostly lazy. Read thread for a course.
>>2159015
Google translates it to fucking. As in sex or as in fucking bullshit?
>>2159016
Sure man.
8410e1 No.2159022
>>2159020
neuken in de keuken
16baef No.2159023
>>2159021
Not bad. Got a job interview monday which I'm hype for, would set me for a long ass time if I nail it.
>>2159022
Oh right
0b9ebf No.2159024
>>2159018
No, I wouldn't even be allowed to if I could drive :^)
>>2159020
No, vocaroo it for me.
8410e1 No.2159025
>>2159023
whatcha interviewing for
>>2159024
just believe in yourself!
16baef No.2159026
>>2159024
Too much effort
>>2159025
Consulting position in a large financial advisory company!
8410e1 No.2159027
>>2159026
that sounds so financial big boy stuff
is lewds going to be a big boi from now on?
4fe133 No.2159028
>>2159023
You better nail it then. Good luck.
0b9ebf No.2159029
>>2159025
I'll believe in the you that believes in me.
>>2159026
Fukkin' useless.
16baef No.2159030
>>2159028
>>2159027
If I land it, probably
It's pretty scary, I like my personal time too much to work so much ;;
>>2159028
I'm not in any hurry to get a job!
>>2159029
Nice tiddies
8410e1 No.2159031
Sleep now.
>>2159029
\o/ yay
>>2159030
you'll get used to 40 hour work weeks :3
good luck!
4fe133 No.2159033
>>2159030
In that case.
slip back into shame and become one of us
16baef No.2159036
>>2159033
Eh I am rarely compelled to post anymore, regardless of how degen I'll get I probably won't.
>>2159035
Mostly you though
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4fe133 No.2159038
>>2159036
we are united only by our shortcomings
but otherwise a loose band of miscreants
d90842 No.2159039
Remember everybody to bring your fasch fashions to the meeting tonight, you sexy Aryans!
16baef No.2159040
>>2159038
I've done my fair share, it's mostly habit that keeps me coming in now and then
4fe133 No.2159041
>>2159040
this pleaseth
let us talk about baard kolstad
16baef No.2159042
>>2159041
Not really of any interest to me
What is interesting tho, is sleep. Good night.
4fe133 No.2159043
>>2159042
nofun
you have slipped into bed
4fe133 No.2159047
>>2159045
Seems like it.
See you tomorrow.
834c3e No.2159048
Everyone pack up, thread is ruined
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834c3e No.2159051
>>2159050
Day of the Rake when
bdde33 No.2159052
>>2159051
Soon. And your Maple Syrup Bomb will not save you.
834c3e No.2159053
>>2159052
Are you kidding? I could just drown myself in it
Win win scenario to me
Please no black porn umu
bdde33 No.2159054
>>2159053
No black porn? I thought you enjoyed it?
Also, yes. Please drown yourself in it. I would pay to watch.
834c3e No.2159055
>>2159054
That would be pretty grim
No, I like leggings, thigh highs, garter belts, etc
834c3e No.2159056
Black is actually a huge turnoff
bdde33 No.2159057
>>2159055
Fair. We surprisingly have a vastly diverse group of people with different fetishes. I am not good at remembering who is who. Sorry.
And it would be pretty fucked up to watch, honestly. You know it would be a slow death.
fc4206 No.2159058
>>2159055
I would say those are more "tastes" than fetishes.
834c3e No.2159059
>>2159057
All good. I don't expect people to care enough to cater to my preferences
Living my life until I die is slower and more painful
834c3e No.2159060
>>2159058
They're definitely fetish
fc4206 No.2159061
>>2159060
I would disagree.
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fc4206 No.2159063
Anyhow I have arrived so you may all rejoice.
bdde33 No.2159064
>>2159059
I'll try and cater to your preferences for a bit.
Yeah, slower to be sure, not so much more painful. You get numb to the day to day pain.
>>2159063
*Rejoicing amplifies*
834c3e No.2159066
>>2159064
Arigatou gozaimasu
Only some of it. Like the pain in my neck, or the dread I feel when I wake up each morning
bdde33 No.2159067
>>2159065
How goes?
>>2159066
Na, you see, you get to the point where the only thing you feel is disappointed every day you wake up. No pain, no suffering, no worry. Just disappointment in waking.
834c3e No.2159068
>>2159067
I already feel the disappointment. But the dread comes from knowing I'll need to interact with humans at some point during the day
fc4206 No.2159069
>>2159067
Not bad. Might play some games.
bdde33 No.2159070
>>2159068
Yeah but that is just part of life. That isn't anything major.
>>2159069
Games are nice.
834c3e No.2159071
>>2159070
It is, and it is
bdde33 No.2159073
>>2159071
Na, there is a lot worse things in life. Like interacting with spics.
>>2159072
Na, I think I am gonna take a shower and sleep here in a minute.
834c3e No.2159075
>>2159073
We don't have many beaners here
I was going to see about going to a psychiatrist, but it turns out I need a referral from my doctor to do it here :(
bdde33 No.2159076
>>2159074
I'll still be around for a few minutes.
>>2159075
Lucky.
Also you are in the land of shitting socialistic healthcare. Just go to a doc and get a referral. Shouldn't be that hard.
834c3e No.2159077
>>2159076
We have a ton of Arabs though
It is that hard though. If I could just do it, and not need to try and get a referral I would. But I'm pretty scared of trying to get one from my doctor tbh
bdde33 No.2159078
>>2159077
Arabs are at least close to human. Closer than spics.
Why? Is it going to cost you an arm and a leg? Because if all you have to do is schedule an appointment and go, you are just being lazy and making excuses.
834c3e No.2159079
>>2159078
Some of them are, most of them aren't
Costs me nothing, but that's not what's stopping me. The same thing that stopped me from ever mentioning it to my doctor for like 16 years is
bdde33 No.2159080
>>2159079
Depends if they are Muslim.
A fear that they will infringe your 2nd amendment rights due to a mental heath issue? That's what stops me.
834c3e No.2159081
>>2159080
The majority are
We don't have 2nd Amendment. I can get a firearms license, but there are some rather large limitations on it. And if I knew what it was, then it wouldn't be an issue
bdde33 No.2159082
>>2159081
Well I would likely go try and get anti-depressants or something at some point in my life if it wouldn't ruin a lot of my free rights.
Also, it sounds sort of just like an irrational fear of the unknown. Finding out that what you fear is the case might be the case.
834c3e No.2159083
>>2159082
Anti depressants don't always help. I have them and it only helped part of the problem.
Unknown is unknown and not good. What's known is comfortable and reassuring
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bdde33 No.2159087
>>2159083
But the known isn't always bad. Sure, it isn't known and understood, but so was vagina before you discovered that.
834c3e No.2159088
>>2159087
Unknown is beyond what I'm able to reasonably expect or account for in my day, which is bad
fc4206 No.2159089
>TFW broke 195 after 6 years and am now 215 pounds
Aw yeah. Bear mode here I come.
bdde33 No.2159090
>>2159088
'But being uncomfortable is how you grow' - Grocery Store Manager talking about taking a dick up his ass for a decade by his bosses
834c3e No.2159091
>>2159090
I'd rather try to be comfortable and make existence slightly less horrible than be uncomfortable
834c3e No.2159092
What happened to being NotMandy
bdde33 No.2159093
>>2159091
I find that you do have to go out of your comfort zone in order to get used to it though. That way you are now comfortable doing that thing. Acclimate yourself to dealing with idiots. Doesn't mean you have to like it, but you can do it.
Also, I have a few trips. I like making people have to think.
>>2159089
I actually want to drop about 20 lbs.
bdde33 No.2159094
>>2159093
Well that's not what I wanted.
834c3e No.2159095
>>2159093
I'm find with just existing
Is that one working properly? I'm not sure what it would be if so
fc4206 No.2159097
>>2159093
Give them to me.
bdde33 No.2159098
>>2159095
No, that one doesn't work. I forget to delete them.
Don't just stand outside the fire.
>>2159096
*pet*
>>2159097
You can have my beer belly.
834c3e No.2159099
>>2159098
I haven't tried to find a new trip in a long time. This one is just too good
Standing in the fire sounds like a bad idea
fc4206 No.2159100
HOly fucking shit if I could I so fucking woul.d.
834c3e No.2159101
I don't know how much I weigh. It's been difficult not weighing myself each morning to determine how much I can eat
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bdde33 No.2159106
>>2159099
Because you are truly cancer?
Life is not tried, it is merely survived
If you're standing outside the fire
>>2159100
It's not big, but I don't like it.
>>2159102
How's the day treating you?
834c3e No.2159108
>>2159105
ty
>>2159106
I am
Surviving is enough, for now
0c1fd2 No.2159109
>>2159106
I feel really good today
how about you mandy?
0c1fd2 No.2159111
>>2159110
what's goin on wishy
0b9ebf No.2159112
>>2159111
Not too much, just trying to decide which trash of the week to watch first.
You?
bdde33 No.2159113
>>2159108
Surviving is not enough though!
>>2159109
Not so bad, actually. Got home, had a couple hour nap. Now I need to go to bed, but I ain't. What are you up to?
834c3e No.2159115
>>2159113
Sure it is
Why wouldn't it be
0c1fd2 No.2159116
>>2159112
I found a download for that one show but i don't really feel like watching it right now
what are your options?
bdde33 No.2159117
Also I feel like singing. It's been awhile since I sung for funsies.
>>2159115
Because when you are dead, who is going to praise your life?
834c3e No.2159118
>>2159117
No one is going to praise my life anyway
0c1fd2 No.2159120
>>2159113
listening to musix
hopefully something happens soon or i might go to bed
bdde33 No.2159121
>>2159118
I might.
>>2159120
Bed is always a boon, honestly.
834c3e No.2159123
>>2159121
That'll be a bit difficult to do when you don't know anything about it
bdde33 No.2159124
>>2159123
I have praised many people that I know little about. Hitler, for instance.
But on a more serious note, even friends will miss and talk about you. Trust me.
0c1fd2 No.2159125
>>2159121
don't really wanna sleep tho since it's saturday
7d728a No.2159132
>>2159131
hi pal
will you be my pal?
7d728a No.2159137
>>2159133
yay a new fwiend to fill the hole in me :3
8c6461 No.2159138
>>2159136
Done anything interesting recently?
962132 No.2159139
>>2159138
>>2159137
nothing in particular, jus chillin
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7d728a No.2159141
>>2159139
>group linking me
friendship deleted
962132 No.2159142
>>2159140
i dont know really. im a lost soul
8c6461 No.2159145
>>2159139
>group linking me
friendship deleted
7d728a No.2159147
>>2159144
well since you apologized
DIE IN HELL GROUP LINKER!
nah i forgib, it's okay :3
8c6461 No.2159148
>>2159146
Apology NOT accepted
7d728a No.2159150
7d728a No.2159151
it would be cool if you could relive your life from a young age knowing everything that you know now
not in the "win the lottery cause you know the numbers" kinda way but
avoid making dumb mistakes, set yourself up for success, etc
aae45d No.2159155
5356a5 No.2163227
>Americans are practically Nazis
at least when I go to New York (or any other major city) I don't get acid thrown in my face like in London
4f7fe5 No.2167253
4f7fe5 No.2167261
people like tsuchi make bullying a joke
because he was bullied growing up
you can't erase your shit tsuchi
4f7fe5 No.2167264
some people have real problems and you have dick heads liket tsuchi making fun of it.... just so everyone knows tsuchi is a troll