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1f4c2b No.2154890
Let's party extra harder, a SCANNER thread is rare.
1f4c2b No.2154892
>>2154891
nini pupper.
>>2154889
Butts for the dick.
c7fa6a No.2154893
>return from skype conference
>coordinated fathers day
>all the youngins
>my heart cant take this lol
>kids be all bouty with the playdough
>making worms and fake food and stuff
>happy papito
36696a No.2154894
Everyone says that Artorias is a super hard fight in DS1, but it took me literally 2 tries
idk how it's hard, he telegraphs every move
1c5fa3 No.2154895
1f4c2b No.2154896
>>2154893
So long as your pappy is happy, that's all that matters, right?
1c5fa3 No.2154897
>>2154894
Knight Artorias from the DLC?
36696a No.2154898
>>2154892
Or dicks for the butt
c7fa6a No.2154899
>>2154895
tldr:
had a skype conference with my daughters
good times were had
/blog
>>2154896
that niga i speak to in a couple hours
36696a No.2154900
>>2154897
Yep.
I was on a 40 endurance quality build and just rolled out of the way of all of his attacks. And my Black Knight Sword did like 200 damage each swing so it wasn't hard to kill him lol
c7fa6a No.2154901
colbsy always going HARD GAY
>pic related
>colbsy irl
1f4c2b No.2154902
I think I'm getting drunk, this is perfect. I got time to shitpost and drink.
>>2154898
Either or, it will end in dickbutt. How are you Colbs?
>>2154899
So you can only contact by skype? I'm envious, my mum lives only the other side of town and walks to my shit and talks shit.
Wish I had a long distance relationship with my mum
36696a No.2154903
Shut up Sama I've had sex with wimmin
>>2154902
Dickbutt is the answer.
I'm doing well! How are you bud? Where you working at these days?
c7fa6a No.2154904
>>2154902
one is quite far, the other is relatively close... see her moar often
#stillblogging
c7fa6a No.2154905
>>2154903
reeekekekeke
y u mad tho
36696a No.2154906
tbh I'm perfectly even in terms of sexuality, 1 guy 1 girl. Equilibrium
>>2154905
I AM NOT MAD DON'T EVEN TRY TO CALL ME MAD WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT FUCK YOU
1f4c2b No.2154907
>>2154903
I ain't working shit, not allowed to.
I'm in supported living where I visit a social worker every day for 2 hours.
I get hella lot of welfare on the account that I'm a mad cunt.
>>2154904
Life is a blog, don't worry about that shit.
c7fa6a No.2154908
>>2154906
no pls b nais
ilu
36696a No.2154909
>>2154907
They should really not let you visit anon imageboards lol, it's bad for mental health
You doing okay tho?
>>2154908
And I you, Sama-san
You're the 3rd dad I never had
37883b No.2154910
c7fa6a No.2154911
>>2154907
inb4 colby still didnt pay attention and i add hashmark #11 to the ongoing notepad file
37883b No.2154913
>>2154912
amazing athiest.
c7fa6a No.2154914
>>2154909
pls call me papito... i like that
<3
36696a No.2154917
>>2154914
Me encanta papito~
1f4c2b No.2154918
>>2154909
I'm doing fine, just trying to get to my roots by drinking and shitposting. Anon imageboards were healthy, it was the amounts of weed I was smoking and the isolation that fucked me up. When I had to give up my gaming laptop. Hard fucking pill to swallow.
>>2154911
You have a notepad file on shit?
c7fa6a No.2154920
>>2154916
VIVE LA REVOLUCION
37883b No.2154921
>>2154919
i can hear the political politics coming out of his throat.
he is a man who sits in a crowd of old people. they are in charge.
[ITS GOING ON]
ur irony lvl too high, cannot count.
c7fa6a No.2154922
>>2154918
fuck yea i do... some things are mission crit to keep track on
da5116 No.2154923
>>2154920
They even got scopes for all their hunting knives
37883b No.2154924
>>2154919
>reverse search
WHAT THE FUCK GOOGLE
36696a No.2154925
>>2154918
You sure?
>>2154919
DES
PA
CITO
c7fa6a No.2154926
>>2154921
i have leveled up stamina on ironic shitposting... come tf at me
T
F
>>2154923 it was amazeballs
>>2154924
just goole HNNNNG
4 Ns breh... not 5
fuck that noise
>>2154925
MI ENCANTA MI FIGLIO
36696a No.2154932
>>2154929
Porque tu familia es linda y soy celoso ;~;
y tambien quando usted dice "porque", usted esta dice "because" no "why". "why" es "por que"
>>2154930
NO
Translated: NO
36696a No.2154933
36696a No.2154934
36696a No.2154936
Soy demasiado blanco para esto
c7fa6a No.2154937
>>2154936
>>2154934
>>2154932
>>2154933
im sorry, i dont understand german...
825790 No.2154939
>>2154931
I don't like it
>>2154932
ky
translated: kill yourself
>>2154935
Backwards
36696a No.2154940
>>2154939
Why you gotta be so racist?
c7fa6a No.2154941
>>2154939
y not, spanish is a sxc language
259490 No.2154942
>>2154939
A Llama says como says deesay
>perfect spanish spoken, dont denie it
36696a No.2154944
>>2154943
And what's your choice?
1b35a5 No.2154945
I got to take the day off work today.
Praise the gods.
c7fa6a No.2154947
>>2154945
allah is good
allah is great
36696a No.2154948
>>2154946
I'd actually be interested to hear your thoughts on the topic tbh, considering your ex was black
825790 No.2154949
>>2154940
everyone else is
>>2154941
no
>>2154942
it's the gayest language ever
1b35a5 No.2154950
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36696a No.2154951
>>2154949
You're being racist against Mexicans tho
c7fa6a No.2154952
>>2154948
I harbor no bias toward the shade of melanin on ones epidermis
36696a No.2154953
>>2154952
I agree
You're alright Sama
c7fa6a No.2154954
>>2154949
k yes pls. thnx
>>2154950
hey yeah... LETS GO TAKE A DUMP ON THE STREET!!
>>2154953
also despite my reactions here i literally dont care how anyone humps or identifies as to whom the want to be humped by, on or with.
non biased, chaotic neutral
1b35a5 No.2154955
>>2154953
>>2154952
Who WOULDN'T bang a blue woman if they had the chance?
37883b No.2154956
>>2154955
dead women are thots
c7fa6a No.2154957
>>2154955
its just whatevs... yanno?
1b35a5 No.2154958
>>2154954
THAT'LL TEACH THEM STREET CLEANING FREAKS!
Hows anonsama
36696a No.2154959
>>2154954
I'm neutral good :3
>>2154955
Green women > blue women
c7fa6a No.2154960
>>2154956
>
>>2154958
p decent... hbu?
>>2154959
we briefly align for symmetrical docking
36696a No.2154961
>>2154960
But then it gets all misaligned because of the chaotic
825790 No.2154962
>>2154951
white people too
>>2154954
yw
c7fa6a No.2154963
>>2154961
well excuse tf out of me for being a little off with it
1b35a5 No.2154965
>>2154957
>>2154956
>>2154959
If you were presented a lady in rainbow colours and a chance to fuck her, you would.
You might think you wouldnt, but you would be that guy if you did. And how could someone not be that guy if they could?
Its like saying you banged three lesbians!
>>2154959
wow racist
>>2154960
Well I was working for like 8 days, was meant to work today and as I was walking out the house work called and said I could take the day off if I wanted to!
36696a No.2154966
>>2154962
WOW
JERK
>>2154963
I'M JUST SAYING SAMA NO NEED TO BE DEFENSIVE
>>2154965
Whatever drug you're on, I want some
c7fa6a No.2154967
>>2154965
is this now a WWYD thread?
>>2154965
good on you for wanting sum chill time, they good ppl. word
>>2154966
we janky dockan nao
1c5fa3 No.2154971
>>2154970
How would you even manage that one? Also fix your fingernails smh
36696a No.2154974
>>2154972
Name your price.
c7fa6a No.2154975
>>2154971
wat
no, i just saved the image
1c5fa3 No.2154976
c7fa6a No.2154978
>>2154976
ima sender a memo bout it, k?
1c5fa3 No.2154979
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>>2154977
>>2154978
No, go to them and fix them
c7fa6a No.2154980
>>2154979
no can do, leizye
listnan, i like it
259490 No.2154981
>>2154970
fix your fuckin face u clown
1c5fa3 No.2154982
>>2154980
Please, do not spell like that
8aeb8a No.2154984
>>2154970
You have ugly fingers.
1c5fa3 No.2154986
c7fa6a No.2154987
>>2154986
WERE GOOD NOW THOUGH RIGHT?
we gud nao tho rite
259490 No.2154988
>>2154987
this is the amalgamation of perfect fingers and face
825790 No.2154989
>>2154974
A new mouse so I can stop using this horrendous touch pad
1b35a5 No.2154991
>>2154967
a wat
Well I pretty much say yes to any shift and only take days off I've been offered.
Is gud
>>2154966
Im high on nothing at the moment
8aeb8a No.2154992
I don't lie. Sorry to be there one to inform you, but I wanted you to hear it from a friend.
825790 No.2154993
>>2154988
these are usually guys
36696a No.2154995
>>2154989
PM me your address and I'll send you a good one.
>>2154991
OH YEAH?
ec2cf7 No.2154996
>TFW nobody complements my fingers
c7fa6a No.2154999
>>2154990
it cant stop
and it dont stop
>>2154991
congrats bro, sounds like you earned it
>>2154992
fine. its a hard truth but i respect it coming from you.
1b35a5 No.2155001
>>2154995
I was meant to work today but they gave me the day off!
I have free time to not get high and clean things, also going shopping with mother later
8aeb8a No.2155003
>>2154996
I'm not complimenting though.
>>2154997
.... What
>>2154999
Now that that is out of the way. I'm fucking tired bud.
1b35a5 No.2155004
>>2154999
Tis the morning for me, I'm guessing its night for you.
How was yer day
ec2cf7 No.2155005
c7fa6a No.2155008
>>2155003
me too breh, still have to skype with my dad... fucking holidays man
>>2155004
almost 8pm. i did nothing productive. sw my girls a little earlier. did my heart good.
8aeb8a No.2155009
>>2155005
But....
>>2155006
Then why aren't you in the kitchen?
c7fa6a No.2155010
>>2155006
slave... join the feminist revolution
8aeb8a No.2155011
>>2155007
Glad we agree.
>>2155008
My family doesn't take holidays seriously.
825790 No.2155014
>>2155011
what did we just agree on tho
c7fa6a No.2155015
>>2155011
if i dont do this i get guilted for months breh... never hear the end of it
1b35a5 No.2155016
>>2155008
Because I got the day off Im gonna go shopping with momma today.
Should do my heart some good too.
c7fa6a No.2155017
>>2155016
good on you
respect the mum
she brought you in
and she can take you out
8aeb8a No.2155018
>>2155012
Well are you?
>>2155013
I don't compliment people anymore.
>>2155014
That you wish to be my slave.
>>2155015
Meh I'll just tell him tomorrow when I see him. Working 13 hours sucks too much dick to deal with this stuff today.
825790 No.2155019
>>2155018
I dun wanna be a slave I wanna be a pet
1b35a5 No.2155020
>>2155017
Us kids to make it a hard job
8aeb8a No.2155021
>>2155019
You can think of yourself however you like. But you will have to sleep on the floor. The bed is for people and dogs.
259490 No.2155022
>>2155018
the fk is a kitchn
c7fa6a No.2155023
>>2155018
youre a much braver man than i
>>2155020
i cause mine to worry a bit too much tbh
da5116 No.2155025
>>2155000
everyone would jump backwards and it would hurt real bad.
8aeb8a No.2155026
>>2155022
It's where you found be making me a sammich! I even made acut out under the counter should you could get closer to the shelves cause I know your short!
Come on, love. Get with the program.
>>2155023
Why? Men don't guilt trip each other.
>>2155024
Naaaa
825790 No.2155027
>>2155021
I don't like these terms
you can't be my master sorry
37883b No.2155028
>>2155025
>someone falls backwards
>person behind reacts by flinching away
>repeat
>entire crowd goes flying
36696a No.2155029
Someone needs to pet me RIGHT NOW
8aeb8a No.2155030
>>2155027
You already agreed. You should have read the fine print beforehand.
>>2155029
*Pets self thinking of colbs*
825790 No.2155031
>>2155025
why do you have so many caps of smile
c7fa6a No.2155032
>>2155026
you sure about that?
>>2155029
*shaves you
825790 No.2155033
825790 No.2155035
>>2155030
I will just run away and find someone better
da5116 No.2155036
>>2155028
KEKEKE
I could see that happening too. Maybe even people fall over on top of other people and the whole crowd comes down like a skyscraper
>>2155031
I have some. That one is a repost. It's an over the top one. That's why i had to save it.
c7fa6a No.2155037
>>2155034
ahahahahaaaaa
what man would love you now
825790 No.2155038
>>2155034
you're supposed to cry
da5116 No.2155039
>>2155032
Once you get done packaging that up the rest of the way, ship that to me.
1b35a5 No.2155040
>>2155023
Sometimes not expressing to family members means you're happy with them, rather than not.
Someone knows if theyre running away and if theyre not, someone just needs to ask.
At least thats how I see it
Dad was worried if he was a good father because us kids didnt vocalise it much, but I put forward that he is my only father and has raised me pretty damn well.
I love and respect him more than he may ever know, its just not something I think about all the time.
I feel the roles in this situation can be reversed.
8aeb8a No.2155041
>>2155032
I mean, it holds true in my family.
>>2155034
Ahhh, and now all the Lulu are belong to me.
>>2155035
Ask sama. There isn't anybody better.
c7fa6a No.2155042
>>2155039
yep, np... just a bit more bubble wrap
UPS is brutal
825790 No.2155043
>>2155036
it's not that good
especially after the 9 millionth time
>>2155041
There are a few
36696a No.2155044
>>2155037
>man
Woah there are you assuming my sexuality?
>>2155038
I will never.
>>2155041
NO SHE DOES NOT
8aeb8a No.2155046
>>2155043
Name one!
>>2155044
If you give up and die she will!
36696a No.2155047
>>2155045
Because that's what you want.
>>2155046
I WILL NEVER
c7fa6a No.2155048
>>2155040
that the way we run here too... dont really need to say it, still do sometimes
>>2155041
plays out like... passive agressive. he goes and cries to HIS mom who pings me about it, NOW I HAVE TO deal with this shit. Hit him up and hes all quiet and mpopey til i say im sorry just to get him out of his petty emotionalist funk.
>>2155044
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR PRONOUNS
825790 No.2155049
>>2155046
That would reveal too much
825790 No.2155050
>>2155047
which is why you should gimme
36696a No.2155051
>>2155048
AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU
da5116 No.2155052
>>2155042
indeed. don't need smashed boobs or a toe stuck in a vag when it comes.
>>2155043
There's always someone that does see something the first 4 times or whatever. THen there are new people or people that aren't here that much.
8aeb8a No.2155054
>>2155047
Good. *pet*
>>2155048
This is your dad we are talking about?
>>2155049
They don't exist do they
1b35a5 No.2155055
>>2155048
Sounds naice.
A duder at work says he doesnt into fitness drugs, but his pre-workout powder is basically amphetamines and he didnt even know.
36696a No.2155056
>>2155054
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I love it
825790 No.2155057
>>2155052
do you want them to know how slutty she is or something
>>2155053
pleeeeeeeaaaasssseee?
>>2155054
They do ^^
just not here right meow
c7fa6a No.2155058
>>2155051
damnit
>>2155052
lol. could you imagine
>>2155054
yep
>>2155055
what a dork
i take it he didnt do his homework on this substance going in his body
1b35a5 No.2155059
>>2155058
Yeah on the back all the plant extracts were trademarked.
You dont just trademark plants, you trademark the process of extraction.
I put some under my tounge, rather than drinking it.
It was like adderal lol
8aeb8a No.2155060
>>2155057
I call shenanigans.
>>2155058
Are you sure her isn't your brother? Or your step dad?
That is way too much emotional instability for a father to be having.
da5116 No.2155061
>>2155057
That's just a general statement about everything I post. sometimes people happen around and are drunk enough and have something to say.
37883b No.2155062
>>2155060
why the cat of reoccurance AAAAAA
36696a No.2155063
>>2155057
No! You shouldn't like other people crying
>>2155058
Exactly, rekt
c7fa6a No.2155064
>>2155060
dont we all have our little imperfections?
>>2155059
and he was mixing like 2 cups or some shit
c7fa6a No.2155065
>>2155063
what will i do now?
i cant go on...
8aeb8a No.2155066
>>2155062
Ferret.... Also I'm on my phone so I don't have anything but this one image!
1b35a5 No.2155067
>>2155064
Legal instructions for legal substances.
I dont care much for amphetamines myself though, Im hyperactive enough as it is.
825790 No.2155068
>>2155060
why?
>>2155063
I don't
only you
c7fa6a No.2155069
>>2155067
i need a mass dosage of stimulants to even get started...
8aeb8a No.2155070
>>2155064
Maybe, but that is a big one for a grown man. Hell my family shows we care simple ways. Like worrying about me when I was on my motorbike all the time. But if I ever said I loved him, only a handful of times, he just sort of nods.
da5116 No.2155071
>>2155058
LOL. They like mommy's ass. I bet it will get hammered hours later.
c7fa6a No.2155072
>>2155071
hey ive got that one saved already!
>>2155070
im closed off emotionally, misanthropic... he is a social butterfly
1b35a5 No.2155073
>>2155069
Ive avoided stimulants.
Never taken pills and coffee seems to be the only one I really keep going back to
c7fa6a No.2155074
>>2155073
espresso added to very strong, black coffee here... nicotine and occasional cocaine
8aeb8a No.2155075
>>2155072
My oldest brother is emotionally open, but he isn't even that open where he would run to his mom and complain about something me or my brothers did.
da5116 No.2155077
>>2155072
i have a folder of a ton of her stuff. Some of it is bare but unfortunately, she wouldn't delivar on vids.
c7fa6a No.2155078
>>2155075
its nice he aint no narc... narcs get beat
word
>>2155077
not sure if i thanked you properly for the ghosting issue... thanks MFF
>ive promised not to share some things in my collection
259490 No.2155079
>>2155078
>..."but it in fact proves the subject is thinking more of themselves, as ghosting often creates more confusion for the ghostee than if the subject kindly stated how he/she feels."
hmmph!
c7fa6a No.2155080
>>2155079
you dont have full detail and privilege in this case
1b35a5 No.2155081
>>2155074
Cocaine done properly is viable.
But fug dat expense.
Is momma tiem.
Catch yall later
c7fa6a No.2155082
8aeb8a No.2155084
>>2155078
Funny enough he was essentially my mom's narc but not because he was a pussy. He just was the worst liar and answered any question you posed to him. And my mom abused that.
36696a No.2155085
>>2155065
I'm sure you'll survive
>>2155068
But why
c7fa6a No.2155087
>>2155084
just a bit of a pushover then
>>2155085
;_;
36696a No.2155088
>>2155086
You're a heartless mean person
>>2155087
/hug
825790 No.2155089
>>2155088
If I was I wouldn't be able to give such good snuggles and hugs
ec2cf7 No.2155090
>>2155088
Don't be a dick to my boyfriend.
8aeb8a No.2155091
>>2155087
Ya kind of. Though be finally stood up for himself a month or so ago. I was so proud.
c7fa6a No.2155092
36696a No.2155093
>>2155089
That is not true
>>2155090
Who?
ec2cf7 No.2155094
36696a No.2155095
>>2155092
;)
>>2155094
He's letting you bend him over?
c7fa6a No.2155098
need to run... proll be back
assuming i havent drank myself into oblivion due to this pending traumatic experience
36696a No.2155099
>>2155096
Nope
>>2155097
Hello who are you?
c7fa6a No.2155100
fucking fathers day man...
deuces
825790 No.2155101
>>2155099
why don't you believe me
259490 No.2155102
>>2155099
i am all that is man, all that is women
36696a No.2155103
>>2155101
Because you're a liar
>>2155102
So you're a tranny?
825790 No.2155104
>>2155103
where is your proof?
36696a No.2155105
>>2155104
I don't need any, you need to prove otherwise
259490 No.2155106
>>2155103
nnoo... im jus heedful of both parties
36696a No.2155107
>>2155106
I'd go with mindful of, but I guess that works
So you're one of those biqueers
da5116 No.2155109
>>2155078
it's a pleasureful duty, thats all.
36696a No.2155110
>>2155108
You lie to yourself that you're not a degenerate
825790 No.2155112
>>2155110
nuh uh they told me I'm a good kitty it's even in my name
36696a No.2155113
>>2155111
Hit a nerve?
>>2155112
You're bad
A very bad kitty.
825790 No.2155114
>>2155113
I don't gotta listen to you
259490 No.2155115
i have something to admit... i am a tranny. I got into an accident during the wet nd wild competition after i did a back-semi, i logged my cockus into my side tit and broke my pancreas sangreus. So i wont be able to compete this summer....
825790 No.2155116
>>2155115
thank you for sharing
259490 No.2155117
>>2155116
well its a big deal... i compete every year.
825790 No.2155118
>>2155117
wet n wild competition sounds like something lewd
37883b No.2155119
259490 No.2155120
>>2155118
Theres anal balloon popping, hide and grind events, bobbing for peaches and creamsicles... its alot of when in the heat of the moment...
e50dea No.2155121
i have something to admit... i am a tranny. I got into an accident during the wet nd wild competition after i did a back-semi, i logged my cockus into my side tit and broke my pancreas sangreus. So i wont be able to compete this summer....
259490 No.2155122
8aeb8a No.2155123
Guys, you know I'm not really that open, but I have something to admit. I'm really a tranny.
c7fa6a No.2155124
i have something to admit... i am a tranny. I got into an accident during the wet nd wild competition after i did a back-semi, i logged my cockus into my side tit and broke my pancreas sangreus. So i wont be able to compete this summer....
259490 No.2155125
>>2155121
Well then i can sympathize...
e50dea No.2155126
>>2155122
Yeah, its alot of when in the heat of the moment...
8aeb8a No.2155127
>>2155126
You were so good at that bobbing for creamscicles too.....
825790 No.2155128
>>2155119
there's nothing lewd in this folder
>>2155120
>anal balloon popping
>>2155121
Wishy I did two chapters ^^
e50dea No.2155131
>>2155127
You what?
>>2155128
Sugoi.
That's my second favourite Sacchan scene.
8aeb8a No.2155132
>>2155130
But you don't even know me.
>>2155131
You heard me! I was complimenting your oral skills.
825790 No.2155133
>>2155131
why does the blue girl hate her
8aeb8a No.2155135
>>2155134
Probably not if you know what's good for you.
e50dea No.2155136
>>2155132
The creamsicles would just melt in the water...
>>2155133
She's just a bit of a sadist.
8aeb8a No.2155137
>>2155136
That wasn't how that game went though....
825790 No.2155138
>>2155135
I don't know what's good for me
>>2155136
Best girl
8aeb8a No.2155139
>>2155138
Oh buddy then I'm what's best for you!
e50dea No.2155140
>>2155137
I don't play games.
>>2155138
Yes, I agree.
8aeb8a No.2155141
>>2155140
D-do you want to play the rape game with me?
825790 No.2155142
>>2155139
R-really?
>>2155140
Though I will need more to decide for sure
e50dea No.2155143
>>2155141
I don't play games.
>>2155142
Just wait until you get to the winter chapters.
8aeb8a No.2155145
>>2155142
Absolutely! Do i look like i lie?
>>2155143
Thanks for running my punch line!
e50dea No.2155146
>>2155144
She gets a cute outfit.
>>2155145
I ran it?
825790 No.2155147
>>2155145
I dunno what you look like
>>2155146
Sacchan's are the cutest so far
them socks are the best
8aeb8a No.2155148
>>2155146
I hate you right now, tenaka.
>>2155147
I would post a pic, but then you would want to jump my bones and I can't have that.
825790 No.2155150
>>2155148
but you said you were best for me already
>>2155149
pretty sure I've seen her in that
e50dea No.2155151
>>2155150
And it's adorable.
8aeb8a No.2155152
>>2155148
I just realized this guy has a generator shovelhead in that thing. I'm jelly.
>>2155149
My new name for you.
>>2155150
True, but sexually I can't say. Just as a guy.
825790 No.2155153
>>2155151
the cat ear hat is way cuter
36696a No.2155154
Wish
Are you bringing a cosplay to AX?
825790 No.2155155
>>2155152
what do you mean?
c7fa6a No.2155156
longest call ever... fucking fathers day man
e50dea No.2155157
>>2155152
Okay, Mundy.
>>2155153
Mhmm, that one is cute too.
>>2155154
I'm not, no.
8aeb8a No.2155158
>>2155155
I don't even know at this point.
>>2155156
Just say "Love you. Bye"
>>2155157
Fuck off! Mandy is already a bastardization of my name!
e50dea No.2155160
>>2155158
No worries, Muddy.
c7fa6a No.2155161
>>2155158
he wanted to like talk and catch up and stuff...
8aeb8a No.2155162
>>2155160
....fucking canadians
>>2155161
Tell him you are doing fine and you have a baby on the way and you gotta go take care of the mother.
8aeb8a No.2155163
Also, where the fuck has Neko been all day?
825790 No.2155164
>>2155157
If only she had the socks
>>2155158
i knew it!
c7fa6a No.2155165
>>2155162
...fuck i shoulda
but no the opportunity passed me by
36696a No.2155166
>>2155157
Do you have some weeb merch or are you just gonna walk around like a normie?
e50dea No.2155167
>>2155162
What's wrong, Moody?
>>2155163
He's "A good kitty"
>>2155164
Socks disguise feet though.
>>2155166
I have some weeb tees, but mostly a normie.
8aeb8a No.2155168
>>2155164
I'm drunk, stoned on pipe tobacca and exhuasted. I have no meaning left in me.
>>2155165
Don't let your parents guilt trip you, man. Don't do it.
>>2155167
Ok, that is a good one.
Also....oh....well, fuck. Don't I feel like a fool.
c7fa6a No.2155169
>>2155168
oh man... you have no idea
da5116 No.2155170
>>2155163
neko is cat so right below your post.
36696a No.2155171
>>2155167
Good, we'll be on the same side when the inevitable weeb/normie war occurs
e50dea No.2155172
>>2155168
Well I can't have you enjoying the names, Mousey.
>>2155171
I'll buy a daki and walk around with that though.
8aeb8a No.2155173
>>2155169
My mom does that shit to me and I hate it. My dad never has. Granted he has more right to, since he has done so god damn much for me. But like I said, he literally lives to help and support his kids. He is my idol.
>>2155170
You're a cat!
Also, whoa re you.
>>2155172
Alright, enough, Tenka!
825790 No.2155174
>>2155163
I am right here :c
>>2155167
they are okay if they are cute socks tho
>>2155168
what kind do you smoke?
c7fa6a No.2155175
>>2155173
its nice you have that
e50dea No.2155176
>>2155173
Such a good boy~
>>2155174
The ZR wasn't even existent though.
8aeb8a No.2155177
>>2155174
I thought you were somebody new....sorry Neko. Love you.
And right now I got a black cherry cavendish. It is fucking nice.
>>2155175
Hey hey hey, I didn't mean to whip out my privilege or anything. Just saying, you can't let him do that to you. He is your father. He isn't your friend, he isn't your buddy buddy. Don't let him act like it.
>>2155176
Stahp!
825790 No.2155178
>>2155176
the what?
what?
>>2155177
<3
I never heard of that before
what's cavendish?
c7fa6a No.2155179
>>2155177
he gets in my head man... youre right, i let him do it
8aeb8a No.2155180
>>2155178
It is a housebrew of the local smoke shop I buy from. About 8 bucks an ounce, which lasts me about a couple weeks.
Cavendish is a type of tobacco that is usually sweeter and quite aromatic. Smells really nice. Tastes good. On the moist side, but it isn't a sopping mess.
>>2155179
There are fucking barriers that need to be maintained, man. All us brothers have offered to take our dad drinking from time to time, and he always declines. Sometimes he will come up with a lady friend but not often at all.
I wouldn't call my dad a friend in the least. He doesn't fit that role. He is a mentor, and a guide. I depend on him. He doesn't depend on me for shit, especially nothing emotional. Though he has vented to me from time to time.
I don't know man, I don't really have any good advice for your problem though. Sorry, bud.
825790 No.2155181
>>2155180
it's flavored? do you inhale it?
c7fa6a No.2155182
>>2155180
enough of this funk then... ima get lit
now what? fucking... could dump lewd for these fuck to object to or carry on casual conversation. idek, booze regardless
e50dea No.2155183
>>2155177
Hm? Why should I?
You were being a good boy.
>>2155178
Zettai ryouiki
The skin between where the kneesocks end and the shirt begins
>
825790 No.2155184
>>2155183
she does right here
e50dea No.2155185
>>2155184
Yes, but it doesn't make me want to do indecent things to her.
8aeb8a No.2155186
>>2155181
There are flavored cavendishes. I am not actually quite sure what all is in this blend. I would assume it is virginia tobacco. Cavendish is more the process rather than the type, but still.
And no, you aren't really supposed to inhale pipe tobacco. Or cigars, for that matter. They usually burn hotter than a cig, so you can burn or irritate your lungs. It also is a higher concentration of tobacco, so you get much more a high from a pipe or a cigar when you inhale, which I do from time to time. Also blowing it out your nose can be quite painful after a few minutes and the bowl is hot as fuck.
>>2155182
I don't know man. I am already drunk. Get on my level.
>>2155183
I'm nobody's good boy.
e50dea No.2155187
>>2155186
Fine, never mind then~
c7fa6a No.2155188
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>>2155186
damn... alright, its go time
825790 No.2155189
>>2155185
She will remain pure then
>>2155186
I usually roll my own but I got a big bag of some gross stuff
8aeb8a No.2155190
>>2155187
I still like you. For a canadian.
>>2155188
Won't get fooled again! Fair warning. I do need to get to sleep soon. Need to work in like 6 hours.
>>2155189
I honestly don't know how cigs work at all. Pipe tobacco might be too moist to roll in a blunt. You could try it though. At worst, you can spend an extra 10 bucks and get a cob pipe. They work well enough.
c7fa6a No.2155191
>>2155190
do you
ima drunk shitpost til i blak tf out
259490 No.2155192
im willingly watching the robotic audio version of truth or dare on megashare... good video quality tho
825790 No.2155193
>>2155190
I would never put tobacco in a blunt
the paper is already a tobacco leaf
plus I have a cob pipe i got it for a dollar
825790 No.2155195
8aeb8a No.2155196
>>2155191
Ain't no rest for the wicked!
Though I am going to get the fuck home early tomorrow. We have a full roster, and since I ate the bullet today, my other lead with me will eat it tomrrow if need be.
>>2155193
Just smoke a pipe then, bud! Do it!
c7fa6a No.2155198
>>2155196
sleep is for the weak... and tired appearantly
8aeb8a No.2155199
>>2155198
Well, yeah, bud. You always gotta feel bad for the tired. They are weary souls. And they need our love.
825790 No.2155200
>>2155196
I don't like using pieces they are harsh af
c7fa6a No.2155201
>>2155199
i like you bro you seen very level about things
...dumping a folder, mostly red
8aeb8a No.2155202
>>2155200
Maybe you are just using the wrong tobacco? Every kind that I have had has always been real smooth and an absolute pleasure to smoke.
>>2155201
Only on the outside. On the inside I am cursing everybody and calling everybody a piece of shit. But I have gotten fairly good at censoring myself.
Also, red is rad. Except that is fake red.
c7fa6a No.2155203
booze and lewds... now this is shitposting
825790 No.2155205
>>2155202
tobacco is just super gross
c7fa6a No.2155206
>>2155202
its just a random folder so im not even about quality
sometimes i let the cuss words out, its wonderful
abfa1e No.2155208
>>2155207
haiii what's up?
c7fa6a No.2155209
>>2155208
nm, max chill hbu
8aeb8a No.2155210
>>2155203
Bet you are feeling like me now, huh? It feels good, don't it?
>>2155204
Hey Maddie. How goes?
>>2155205
But...you smoke?
>>2155206
Oh I cuss a lot. I just try not to be offensive for no reason. Not many people deserve it. Much better to just be kind. People need kindness man. Too much hate in this world.
c7fa6a No.2155212
>>2155210
dude, it feels amazing...
>>2155210
you sound like my dad now lol
abfa1e No.2155213
>>2155209
fuckin chips n salsa N queso, biyotch.
i'm drunk
day off tomorrow. I texted my pops for fathers day and now I challenged him to some cribbage tomorrow so that's a thing now.
>>2155210
it's good mang. what's new?
>>2155211
sup bitch?
c7fa6a No.2155214
>>2155213
im fukken ravenous... ima steal ur chips k? k..
just wrapped up a super long skype with my dad, im still coming down from it. pls dont ask <3
8aeb8a No.2155215
>>2155212
Do it more often!
Hey, don't you call me a dad! Next you are going to say I have a dad bod or something! It is called getting old!
>>2155213
Not a damn thing, shiet. Although my mom is back in town now. On father's day. Shit is awkward as fuck.
36696a No.2155216
>>2155213
Just hanging out, what about you whore?
c7fa6a No.2155217
>>2155215
ok, no more dad jokes...
and youre right, this lewd collection needs sharing. its largely vast and unknown to me
690ef2 No.2155218
>>2155217
And yes, I do make dad sounds!
All lewd collections deserve sharing! The world needs to run on lewd!
c7fa6a No.2155219
>>2155218
do you make the groaning popping sound every time you stand?
that ones awesome. when it hurts and feels nice all at once
abfa1e No.2155220
>>2155214
sounds like a good day for daddy issues all around~
>>2155215
ur gonna get a babby bro or sis ;3
>>2155216
nm nm
Planning my gardening for tomorrow. I gotta get rid of some fungus gnats, cycle out the water, get a bigger air pump, up the nutrients, and add some h2o2 ;3
what's new with you bb?
abfa1e No.2155222
c7fa6a No.2155223
>>2155220
got to see my girls in skype conference... so that was something
was actually quite nice
825790 No.2155225
>>2155222
How was your day
690ef2 No.2155226
>>2155219
Not everytime! But....sometimes....
You got a bit of a bdsm side to ya, huh?
>>2155220
Na, my dad wouldn't touch my mom with a 10ft pole anymore. No worries on that end.
>>2155224
Do you smoke cigs or the green?
abfa1e No.2155227
36696a No.2155228
>>2155220
Oh, just talking with someone, no big deal :3 Got a new minifridge so I can stop eating out so much and cook some stuff
Still raising the peppers?
c7fa6a No.2155229
>>2155226
maybe a little freaky... only slightly tho
standard fetishes
i will stand and my legs, hips and feet will all go off. groaning followed by feel good sigh
abfa1e No.2155230
>>2155228
I have 3 tomato plants, 3 habanero sprouts and 2 mystery peppers^^
awwe yiss got your mini fridge! wew finally
825790 No.2155232
>>2155226
both
but I am talking about tobacco
I am trying to quit. I have been trying to smoke a lot less lately
825790 No.2155233
>>2155227
is that good or bad?
abfa1e No.2155234
>>2155233
It's good! I didn't even murder anyone this time^^
36696a No.2155235
>>2155230
Glad to hear they're all coming along well :3
Right? It's nice to not eat out so much
690ef2 No.2155236
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>>2155229
Standard fetishes are best.
It just feels good to stand up after sitting for awhile!
>>2155232
Have you considered vaping as a means to ween yourself?
c7fa6a No.2155238
>>2155236
do you recognise this ass?
im wracking my brain, looks so damn familiar for some reason
c7fa6a No.2155239
>>2155237
heeeey why so dead fred?
825790 No.2155241
>>2155236
sometimes but it just makes me wanna smoke more
abfa1e No.2155242
259490 No.2155243
>>2155239
i frequently have an internal battle on what it is that calms my stomach exactly, as i have crohns disease, and cant quite pinpoint a one unified method or remedy.
690ef2 No.2155244
>>2155238
Yeah! It is one I posted! Fucking thief! But I don't know who it is.
>>2155241
Hmm, I dunno bud. I do support you smoking less though. Don't want you to fuck up your lungs.
c7fa6a No.2155245
>>2155244
but according to the metadata i stored it in 2012...
really need sauce onnit
825790 No.2155246
>>2155242
dangerous
>>2155244
The stuff I breathe in at work is bad enough
c7fa6a No.2155247
>>2155243
how about excessively large quantities of cocaine and liquor?
690ef2 No.2155248
Good night, Maddie!
>>2155244
I saved mine in 2013...you win this round.
But no clue man. Maybe go do a /r/ on it.
But I am gonna go pass out now man. Good talking to ya. I'll hit you up later.
>>2155246
Then stop smoking! For me? Please.
I gotta go to sleep though. I'll bug you tomorrow about it! Be good.
c7fa6a No.2155249
>>2155248
have a good night
825790 No.2155250
>>2155248
I'm already trying for me
259490 No.2155251
>>2155247
hehe.. na ive tried
ive had it for about 16 years now, and it seems to be like an everyother day occurrence; re-establishing what it was the day before, and finding a new foundation is usually the best for me.
825790 No.2155252
259490 No.2155253
>>2155247
ive heard some people mention something about a medical lsd that im curious on... iuno if thats a thing of the future
c7fa6a No.2155254
>>2155251
nothing you can really do sans taking addictive drugs and managing your diet to limit triggers.
i read somewhere about a diet where you dont limit, rather just listen to your body. it will apparently tell you what it needs. idek
c7fa6a No.2155255
>>2155253
lsd kills everything man... no pain, just joy and melting faces sometimes
d84f58 No.2155256
been up since 7am
long day lol
c7fa6a No.2155257
ive also read interesting things about CBD and lowering anxiety...apparently without its usual THC accompaniment it has some anti-inflammatory properties >>2155253
259490 No.2155258
>>2155254
ya i feel u on that
>>2155255
ya i agree. its scary centered. its like a speed toward the truth? or something. very thoughty, but somehow in cahoots with the bodies-biology as well; somehow i dont understand yet.
d84f58 No.2155260
>>2155259
hello anon, how do you fare?
68db00 No.2155262
c7fa6a No.2155263
>>2155258
my experience with it was more visual and auditory. it wasnt some grand mind trip onto the soul of the universe. my feet were planted... as the christmas tree grew arms and chased me out of the house
259490 No.2155264
>>2155260
i fare well, just waking up my body really, it takes me awhile to feel normal in the morning. in this case, i didnt wake up til 6pm tho.