998c62 No.2153725
ill just leave this here for extra al dente cancer
http://allchans.org/blog/
998c62 No.2153726
sadly krautchan is no longer with us
b408ab No.2153727
>>2153720
mass download webm and mp4 files from those threads
998c62 No.2153728
>>2153727
respectable... mines
lewd flash games you need applocale for mostly
and every image... japs are creizi yo
ebecbc No.2153729
ebecbc No.2153731
>>2153730
I'd rather be dead
5ce382 No.2153732
>>2153731
There is an awfully slight chance that a plane will crash on you.
But it still is a chance.
ebecbc No.2153734
>>2153732
I'm not that lucky
5ce382 No.2153735
>>2153734
Life is just one heck of a RNG game, just need to pray to RNGesus.
ebecbc No.2153736
b408ab No.2153737
>>2153728
I had to get a program to check for duplicates and save the stuff I didnt want in a delete folder because of so many repeats.
db7ae1 No.2153738
>>2153737
dam them girls in class are lesbos
5ce382 No.2153739
>>2153736
Should act like a tsun-tsun towards him, that'll teach him.
ebecbc No.2153740
>>2153739
He won't be fooled
5ce382 No.2153741
>>2153740
Lies, it works everytime.
ebecbc No.2153742
>>2153741
No doubt it works better than telling someone the truth has for me
5ce382 No.2153743
>>2153742
I was trying to comprehend that, but it was awfully cryptic.
I mean the last part.
ebecbc No.2153744
5ce382 No.2153745
>>2153744
Oh, it was just worded in a weird way.
ebecbc No.2153747
>>2153745
I know what I said
ebecbc No.2153749
>>2153748
You don't need to. Nothing I say is important
b408ab No.2153751
>>2153738
vagatarians dont help matters. need meat eaters
ebecbc No.2153752
>>2153750
I said it earlier
73376c No.2153756
Yeah yeah yeah yeah rock some flcl progressive.
ebecbc No.2153757
>>2153753
It was said idk a fwe threadsa go
24695a No.2153758
>>2153755
I am well just laying in bed right now
I got back from a buffet with family and i am pretty full
how about you?
d30ee6 No.2153759
thanos is a big purple fuck
73376c No.2153760
RIFK when do the good niggas start posting?
5ce382 No.2153761
>>2153757
I don't know!
>>2153758
Oh?
What was the dish?
Well, uh, kind of drinking red wine as my birthday was during the week and only now I have some time off.
842469 No.2153762
>>2153759
Thanos just had an ash snorting kink. The entire plan was to make half he universe on his swipe right side.
73376c No.2153765
>>2153763
I flourish.
Cute Remi.
5ce382 No.2153767
>>2153765
Where you've been?
24695a No.2153769
>>2153761
chinese buffet
I think I ate too much tho
happy late birthday ^^
did you have to work during it?
73376c No.2153771
>>2153767
Along the napalm coast.
5ce382 No.2153772
>>2153768
<3
>>2153769
Oh, that sounds awfully good as of right now.
Yup, it was on the 13th, thus my lucky number is 13.
>>2153771
But did you drop the agent orange?
db7ae1 No.2153774
hey, this is my lip right now... am i good to go?
db7ae1 No.2153775
>>2153774
na hold up that aint my lip
73376c No.2153776
>>2153772
Bring it on to me.
5ce382 No.2153778
>>2153773
hugs tightly
>>2153776
Why?
>>2153777
Well, uh, drunk and tired.
73376c No.2153779
>>2153778
Because I am the first of me.
842469 No.2153780
>>2153778
Sounds like fun! Though not the tired part.
5ce382 No.2153782
>>2153779
Is there time left?
>>2153780
You're good fun.
842469 No.2153786
>>2153782
Awww. Maybe <3
But more you
73376c No.2153788
>>2153785
rifk rip tojo1 rip jimcalcagno101st1
rifk steve southwourth1
First name Proto last name 1.
Greatest that has ever lived. FUCK WITH THE REAL AND GET FUCKED BY THE REAL.
RIFK WAR
842469 No.2153789
>>2153787
I refooooooooooos.
All u
5ce382 No.2153790
>>2153788
But why?
>>2153789
Nuh-uh!
All you!
73376c No.2153791
>>2153790
WE HAVE THREE BASIC OBJECTIVES.
79a880 No.2153795
6:24, мене підняли з ліжка
Піздець
73376c No.2153796
>>2153794
more.
real motherfucking /i/ gs
>>2153795
1 Russian 1 bullet
79a880 No.2153797
79a880 No.2153798
>>2153796
+++
Let's kill this pigs
52727f No.2153799
>>2153788
>>2153791
What are the three basic objectives?
What does it mean, to life!?
73376c No.2153800
>>2153798
World ANTI COMMUNIST LEAGUE
PROTO1 WAR GOD.
WHAT HAVE YOU EVER FOUGHT FOR?
73376c No.2153801
>>2153799
RIFK WAR STATE YOUR NAME
52727f No.2153802
>>2153801
I have no name.
I go by Spider Jerusalem because I think he's cool.
73376c No.2153803
>>2153802
NAMES ARE THINGS OTHER PEOPLE GIVE YOU.
SO YOU ARE NOW NAMED "SCOTTY"
db7ae1 No.2153804
i need bacon for my belly
52727f No.2153807
>>2153803
Better than most names I've been given. I'll take it.
79a880 No.2153808
>>2153800
> Anatoliy Golitsyn
Tovarisch, i have a bad news for you
73376c No.2153809
73376c No.2153810
>>2153808
RIFK FUCK WITH ME
I DARE YOU.
FUCK WITH ME PROTO1
START A WAR. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebBjGp7QOGc
73376c No.2153811
>>2153808
i WILL HURT YOU/
52727f No.2153815
79a880 No.2153817
>>2153814
I told yesterday, she is dead
48900d No.2153818
>>2153816
I think she's actually for real dead this time.
52727f No.2153820
>>2153813
Is this just a random song you like, or is this how you are actually feeling?
If it's the latter than I am sorry for whatever you might be going through.. :(
842469 No.2153823
>>2153821
Well, yeah but that's a few years late for that.
ebecbc No.2153824
Who the fyuck says irc anymore
ebecbc No.2153826
73376c No.2153827
>>2153824
RIP MIKECATRIE1
RIPETHICS1
i LOVE MY MOTHER AND FATHER.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj0Rz-uP4Mk
48900d No.2153828
>>2153817
rip
>>2153823
But nah. The pink one. She bought it up in her new giant trash bot while her bf was still balls deep in some other chick.
73376c No.2153829
>>2153828
i WILL HURT YOU.
ebecbc No.2153830
>>2153827
Yhat's p gay homey
73376c No.2153831
>>2153830
fUCK WITH THE REAL SND DIR
842469 No.2153832
>>2153828
That loli demon?
48900d No.2153833
>>2153829
I will end you.
>>2153832
Yep.
842469 No.2153834
>>2153833
You can't blame him. Blue and pink have nothing on a hungry loli demon.
52727f No.2153835
>>2153833
UH OH! PROTO, CHECK YOUR 6 O'CLOCK!
73376c No.2153838
>>2153833
a GOOD CAPTAIN CAN'T FALL SEPAL.
RIP STEVE SOUTHWORTH, RIP TOJO1 RIP JAMES CALCAGNO1 RIP TOJO1, RIP SANDRY1, RIP SOB1.
\
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW2nZnyBkTs
48900d No.2153839
>>2153837
Also a buncha other randos died, but who cares.
>>2153838
What have you ever fought for?
52727f No.2153840
Evidently my concerns have been unwarranted
73376c No.2153841
>>2153839
every Thing.
MY HANDS ARE BROKEN FROM REAL FIGHTS
842469 No.2153842
>>2153839
Exactly. It's only slightly sad cause pink shit was at least hot.
48900d No.2153843
>>2153841
War God.
>>2153842
She had some amazing zero Twos.
db7ae1 No.2153844
i fought for doctors without borders once.. i think
db7ae1 No.2153846
>>2153845
back in nom, when i was a young gun in tebet
73376c No.2153847
>>2153846
DO YOU KNOW WHO i AM?
b62591 No.2153849
why have I not been using Wake Me Up by Evanescence as an alarm clock
842469 No.2153850
>>2153843
You aren't wrong
52727f No.2153852
>>2153849
If you have friends that don't get your humour, and would be all awkward if they heard it by coincidence, then that may be why.
b62591 No.2153853
>>2153851
i had to eat after i got home
no you!
>>2153852
I don't have normie friends
772883 No.2153854
>>2153853
I just got home.
b62591 No.2153855
>>2153854
damn son, you've been working a lot this week
i never see green on your name anymore
52727f No.2153856
>>2153853
Neither do I, but I am also an outcast among outcasts.
b62591 No.2153858
>>2153857
oh, I was wondering why your bacon was so much better than mine when we had the same brand, so I tried cooking it in a pan on low heat like you said and it was SO much better than microwave
thankies
b62591 No.2153859
>>2153856
that just makes you Ultra Rare
you should be proud, you're a collectible
772883 No.2153860
>>2153858
Well yeah, never nuke if you have the choice. Pig is always better slow.
57a2f3 No.2153861
People also collect stamps so....
52727f No.2153862
>>2153859
Don't feel good as it sounds tho.
:'c
e76225 No.2153864
Has anyone here seen Fantastic Planet? The old-school French animation one.
52727f No.2153867
dadfdd No.2153871
>>2153869
hi hi
>>2153870
morning, enjoy your brekky
79a880 No.2153872
>>2153865
Nigga, can you ask some more questions? Now about c#
dadfdd No.2153875
>>2153872
not really. I've forgotten about most of the terminology
db7ae1 No.2153876
>>2153872
how is c# unity going
79a880 No.2153877
>>2153875
Blyat
>>2153876
I almost don't know unity
79a880 No.2153879
>>2153878
We are not your parents
998c62 No.2153880
>>2153879
youre always so easily offended... are you sure youre not a feminist?
52727f No.2153881
79a880 No.2153882
>>2153880
I am 100% femenist, you secsist cunt
998c62 No.2153883
>>2153882
jesus... just calm your tits already
and close your legs, the wars over
fucking shave your pits and call me
youre not even french you cunt
998c62 No.2153884
998c62 No.2153885
...nice kid
dumb as as a box of rocks
79a880 No.2153887
>>2153883
You are going in jail for sexizm
79a880 No.2153888
998c62 No.2153889
>>2153887
thats only in your country ya tit
79a880 No.2153890
>>2153889
Тобі пізда, тікай з села
998c62 No.2153891
>>2153888
surely your fancy schmansy gov'ment learnt you some proper english spelling yeh?
998c62 No.2153892
#toldnation
>>2153890
I AM NOT GETTING THE TRANSLATOR OUT TONIGHT FUCK YOUR RUSKIE RUNES
998c62 No.2153894
now calm the fuck down and have a drink with me already you angry little uke
998c62 No.2153895
79a880 No.2153896
>>2153891
I don't speak sexsist, you nigger
>>2153892
You worse than nazi
79a880 No.2153897
>>2153894
I can piss into your mouth if you want to drink, cunt
998c62 No.2153898
>>2153896
i see through your anger...
998c62 No.2153899
>>2153897
and I know what you want
db7ae1 No.2153905
Keyōwa atsusanikurushinde imasu ashita kasai to sen no netsu subete no ase subete no namida ga kowagari no tame ni shiawasena hoppī
79a880 No.2153906
>>2153898
>>2153899
>>2153900>>2153901>>2153902>>2153902>>2153903
I want to put watermelon in your butt
79a880 No.2153910
I can give you a watermelon
79a880 No.2153911
And you know what to do with it, fag
52727f No.2153913
I'm going doown to slep.
BYE U GUYZ
<3
998c62 No.2153914
wheres mah proto1 war god rifk
998c62 No.2153915
db7ae1 No.2153916
Kaze ga fukitobu kazan ni tō o fukitobashimasuga, hanabi no butai ni sū sen no hitto to ekitai no kōri ga kaminari o uchimasu
998c62 No.2153917
even translate had no idea wat tf you just said...
73376c No.2153920
>>2153919
a ghost is an emotion bent out of shape, condemned to repeat itself, time and time again until it rights the wrong that was done.
998c62 No.2153923
>>2153922
I want you to hit me...
I WANT YOU TO HIT ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN
998c62 No.2153924
>>2153920
....then I shall spend an ungodly amount of time haunting this wretched planet
>>2153921
SU
ZU
KI
!!
998c62 No.2153927
>>2153926
DO ET B4 I POP U RITE IN THA FOOKEN GABBER M8
998c62 No.2153928
>>2153925
uhhh... well ok then
79a880 No.2153929
>>2153927
I am too white for that kind of english
998c62 No.2153930
>>2153929
my nipples are hard...
998c62 No.2153931
colby... i know youre lurking. you must be, its saturday night
you have no social life
79a880 No.2153932
>>2153930
Drill a hole with them
998c62 No.2153934
i shall use my hard nipples as a drill...
A DRILL TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS
998c62 No.2153935
>>2153933
vogue
strike a pose
73376c No.2153937
>>2153935
yOU AND YOUR BLACK CHILDREN.
73376c No.2153938
73376c No.2153940
>>2153939
fUCK WITH REAL NIGGAS AND DIE
73376c No.2153944
db7ae1 No.2153945
>>2153934
My left noodle nipple is touchin my tommy hilfigiers
... but anyway, my question is, why does it itch so much?
73a9da No.2153946
Stop right there, criminal scum!
998c62 No.2153947
>>2153944
why even try lol
>>2153945
try switchin it to the flimflammer... right by the wobbler bering,
>>2153946
i need to know exactly how long youve been here, did you just arrive? quick!
73a9da No.2153948
>>2153947
Just got back from watching Solo
637f83 No.2153949
>>2153946
What the fuck is wrong with her arm/hand in that?
998c62 No.2153951
>>2153948
a strange thing happened you see... i felt a disturbance
>>2153931
...in the force
73a9da No.2153952
>>2153951
Oh, that was good timing
I have a social life kinda sorta
db7ae1 No.2153953
>>2153949
>shes just right handed, hehe
2e8898 No.2153954
998c62 No.2153955
>>2153952
normally i would blame your cock for this, but in light of recent events i must place the blame elsewhere.
i have finally beaten you...
73a9da No.2153958
>>2153954
Hi Grimmu, what's up?
>>2153955
...what?
998c62 No.2153959
>>2153956
good, take that cunt... shes an idiot
2e8898 No.2153961
>>2153957
hi bruce
>>2153958
surprised my dad early for fathers day
yeet yeet
im at my parents house my mouse mad dusty
havent been there in eons
waddup w u
998c62 No.2153962
>>2153958
i understand it now... finally my eyes are open.
the universe has revealed itself
the tension... and the sweet release
and suddenly... I had won
db7ae1 No.2153963
>>2153947
what is this trick
998c62 No.2153964
998c62 No.2153965
>>2153963
just check the thingamadoo, its in the flux capacitor
73a9da No.2153966
>>2153961
Oh cool, what'd you do?
Not much, just got home from seeing Solo with my stepdad not too long ago now drinking a bit to wind down
>>2153962
Um.... okay? I am so confused.
2e8898 No.2153967
>>2153964
>
>>2153966
arrived
got him crystal whiskey ice making kit
naisu
I just had sapporo recently, im in love
73a9da No.2153968
>>2153967
Oooohhh, cool. Good son.
Sapporo is the shit man. I wish you were coming to AX, we could have a couple :(
db7ae1 No.2153969
>>2153965
wat is this trick!!!!!
998c62 No.2153970
>>2153966
its okay colbsy... thank you
namaste
998c62 No.2153973
>>2153969
christ are you dense... hand me a wrench and some roach clips
73a9da No.2153974
>>2153972
Pat my head and call me pretty Sama
2e8898 No.2153975
>>2153968
im sodi
its too big and expensive
it outgrew itself
73a9da No.2153976
>>2153975
Sodi?
And it's not about the con, it's about friends :(
998c62 No.2153977
>>2153974
i cannot, for you see
it is i
who feel pretty...oh so pretty
2e8898 No.2153978
>>2153976
if im spending 1200+ on the con, a big part of it is the con.
998c62 No.2153979
so pretty and witty
and
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
79a880 No.2153980
dadfdd No.2153981
998c62 No.2153983
>>2153981
>>2153980
WELL DAMN
guess we'll all just fuck off then
dadfdd No.2153985
db7ae1 No.2153988
>hav u visited hear before
998c62 No.2153989
but im not even tired
can i have a glass of water
turn on the nightlight
read me a story
did you check under my bed
tuck me in
wheres my teddy
73a9da No.2153990
>>2153977
And gay? HAH, GAY
>>2153978
Oh right, I forgot it costs so much for you... Still, it would be nice to see you again. It was a lot of fun last time and a lot has changed.
998c62 No.2153991
>>2153990
it called for a musical number... >>2153979
73a9da No.2153993
>>2153991
I'm still not sure what you even mean with that but...
998c62 No.2153994
>>2153993
embracing the geity of a joyful life
cb886e No.2153998
73a9da No.2153999
>>2153994
Ok then
Here's a butt
998c62 No.2154001
tf did you think i meant you little scamp?
998c62 No.2154002
dadfdd No.2154004
>>2154003
deal with it nerd
48900d No.2154006
>>2154004
I shan't.
>>2154005
Hot. What dis from?
998c62 No.2154008
>>2154006
a shit anime obvs
73a9da No.2154009
>>2154002
I have no clue Sama
Happy Father's Day btw. The kids doing alright?
998c62 No.2154012
>>2154009
tyty... ima see them much later this morning, will keep you posted should the need arise. should I fail to do so just assume all is well.
dadfdd No.2154015
>>2154006
too bad, your waifu is kill and there's nothing you can do about it
998c62 No.2154019
so glad my glorious waifu is safe and sound in waifu land
73a9da No.2154021
>>2154012
Good to hear, have fun.
Any plans?
998c62 No.2154024
>>2154021
just basic fam stuf... its sunday. fathers day commencements on skype
998c62 No.2154025
57a2f3 No.2154026
73a9da No.2154027
>>2154023
Oh Grim I forgot to tell you what happened at Fanime, but you can probably guess based on my Facebook posts
>>2154024
Skype? Oh right, you live apart from them... How far away are they?
2e8898 No.2154028
>>2154027
3some with those weird girls?
db7ae1 No.2154029
now theres a nice stern face i can like
73a9da No.2154031
>>2154028
Uhh... no. Why do you say weird?
998c62 No.2154032
flv support when
>>2154027
west coast canada also reasonably close...
73a9da No.2154034
>>2154032
Oooohhhh, so you're in one of the northern states... I didn't think people actually lived there tbh
998c62 No.2154037
>>2154034
see now... weve literally been over this like 10 times
8efd04 No.2154039
Literally, approximately.
>>2154038
Wat do with
db7ae1 No.2154040
>>2154039
throw it out... straight garbage brain. dumb brain
998c62 No.2154041
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2154038
fuck... THANK YOU
>>2154039
lol no nigga i have kept a tally running in a notepad after he aasked me the third time.
filename: the number of times i have to repeat myself to colby about the situation of my daughters
there are 10 hashmarks
8efd04 No.2154045
>>2154040
*puts on head*
how do brain
>>2154041
Heheh, a smart contingency.
So, like 10 times?
How you?
>>2154043
Hu
dadfdd No.2154048
>>2154045
Herp. Were you drunk about 2 days ago?
or high for that matter
>>2154046
?
998c62 No.2154050
>>2154045
precisely 10
i will stoop to these lows, i have no shame
not bad... you?
998c62 No.2154052
>>2154047
yes... have you not been keeping up itt as i have bitched about it?
0b7f55 No.2154053
8efd04 No.2154054
>>2154048
I've not been drunk for months.
I may have been, gib reference.
2e8898 No.2154071
>>2154031
cuz theyre weird
pm me what happened