2aedcb No.2133546
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
New York JETS Are Fucking Gay Edition.
c805ba No.2133549
c805ba No.2133550
lol jk guise i need this...
gibe (yous) plox
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c805ba No.2133554
>>2133551
yas
>>2133552
tyty... tittays
got milk?
c805ba No.2133556
>>2133555
awesome.... fresh out
*milks
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>>2133558
we all have, i believe
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c805ba No.2133562
>>2133560
i mean in recent.. post babby situation
312aa1 No.2133563
a lot of loyalty for a hired team
c805ba No.2133564
>>2133561
in tha big boi pants
c805ba No.2133566
>>2133565
i have, it was fucking hot
side note: did you know that shit can fire off a distance of a couple meters at fairly good velocity?
its amazing... id use that shit as a weapon.
would literally grab my ex's tits and aim them at people who came to visit.
yea big fan... still geek out about it
/blog
b6bb5d No.2133567
maybe that's why she's ur ex
c805ba No.2133568
>>2133567
nah... thats coz she schtoopd the neighbor and I dropped her ass soon as i found out
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b6bb5d No.2133571
>>2133568
ah, the ol' schtoopding situation. my b
c805ba No.2133572
the other ex didnt lactate... so no tit weapons
and im oversharing
bd003b No.2133573
DRINKAN AND SHITPOSTAN, what a Friday.
>>2133564
How are you doing Anon?
c805ba No.2133574
>>2133571
the reality is we both found it hilarious when she could blast someone in the eye with tit milk from 5 paces...
>>2133573
quite well, thanks. you?
b6bb5d No.2133575
3c871e No.2133577
>>2133566
I didn't know shit came out of your ex's nipples
must be awkward
c805ba No.2133578
>>2133575
no... its awesome
c805ba No.2133579
>>2133577
i see what you fucking did there
b6bb5d No.2133580
>>2133578
I shan't kink shame~
c805ba No.2133582
>>2133580
gotta have a really special sense of humor to get with this... its rare and usually accompanied by cuntyness and psychosis
>>2133581
nah, shes black
b6bb5d No.2133583
c805ba No.2133584
>>2133583
id have figured youd have a strange fetish or 2...
bd003b No.2133585
>>2133574
Bit anxious because my friend came over to visit me, wary to spend too much time on /animus/ in case someome posts horrid shit.
Soon as I'm alone, I'm gonmna post shadman stuff.
c805ba No.2133587
>>2133585
just be sure your friend doesnt see this...
bd003b No.2133591
>>2133587
He saw it, and said it was messed up.
I was asking for it, wasn't I?
b6bb5d No.2133593
>>2133584
I have a few, just not that one lol
c805ba No.2133594
>>2133591
yes... and I almost posted blue waffle again
c805ba No.2133595
>>2133593
im all ears, spill em
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b6bb5d No.2133600
>>2133595
WHYYYYY?
You probably already know most of the weird ones. I'm p open about this stuff.
>>2133598
NOOOOOO
b6bb5d No.2133601
>>2133599
Is that that south central long title movie?
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c805ba No.2133603
>>2133600
fine.. was just looking for shit to talk abut...
>>2133601
oui
bd003b No.2133605
>>2133594
Actually, gives us something to look up. Introducing him to discord.
Told him its a gamer's skype. I need to download more Hex Maniac
b6bb5d No.2133606
>>2133603
idk I think I'm starting to enjoy getting people to cheat with me.
b6bb5d No.2133607
I choose the tech 9 with the hi tops every day tbh
b6bb5d No.2133608
no wait, the tech 9 with the bunny slippers ftw
c805ba No.2133609
>>2133605
should also show him lemonparty
>>2133606
oh you dirty boi
>>2133608
the bunny slippers are obviously the best choice
b6bb5d No.2133610
>>2133609
don't call me that.
yeah. rip my unicorn slippers :(
c805ba No.2133611
>>2133610
fuck... did i use the wrong pronouns again?
bd003b No.2133612
>>2133609
Explaining which each of these memes are, tells me I'm into weird shit. He's like 40 so he doesn't know all the weird shit.
3b3450 No.2133613
What f2p online game i can play?
c805ba No.2133614
>>2133612
i just hope your loli folder is well hidden...
b6bb5d No.2133615
>>2133611
Like what else constitutes a "weird" fetish in your opinion? I don't wanna just list a bunch of them that y'all already know I have.
bd003b No.2133616
>>2133614
I don't have a loli folder. I have a Hex Maniac folder and hoping he doesn't see the lewd stuff every time I get an image.
2aedcb No.2133617
Scanner always making terrible decisions.
c805ba No.2133618
not really a clearcut definition to that...
people can see the weird as normal
c805ba No.2133619
forgot to link... meh
>>2133616
you dont have a porn folder labeled "taxes"
bd003b No.2133620
>>2133619
No, but that gives me an idea. Thanks Anon.
I need a folder named funnies too, I haven't got many images anymore, need to lurk in /b/ for more funny shit.
d5541f No.2133621
I wouldn't call a foot fetish weird, but I would call a severed foot fetish weird.
b6bb5d No.2133622
>>2133618
>>2133619
Yeah, it's all relative.
I like being hogtied and burned.
b6bb5d No.2133623
>>2133621
that was fucking adorable
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d5541f No.2133627
>>2133623
It made me laugh, so I figured I'd share. :3
>>2133624
I've read it's probably the most common fetish. Something about nerve endings in the feet sharing paths with certain other nerves in the brain? Humans are wired funny.
bd003b No.2133628
Right, my mate doesn't know what a furry is.
Anyone wants to explain this to him? You'll have a SCANNER for the day if you do.
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312aa1 No.2133631
>>2133628
Furry - a person who is sexually attracted to anthropomorphised animals. Art drawn with such animals is also referred to as being 'furry'.
2aedcb No.2133632
>>2133627
Humans are disgusting filth. They need purging.
b6bb5d No.2133633
>>2133627
Makes me wanna get skinnier x_x
c6f153 No.2133634
>>2133613
You can play with this dicc
c805ba No.2133635
>>2133620
> /b/ as a source for things funny
>>2133621
I always had you pegged for a little twisted...
>>2133622
I can understand being tied up, but what kind of burning? like... open flame, cigarette, candle wax?
ca9e2c No.2133636
>>2133621
Don't kink shame me.
7e4cc5 No.2133637
>>2133629
maybe theyll work on a dolphin on wheels later
165df3 No.2133638
Scoot is right. We should all just be dogs.
b6bb5d No.2133639
>>2133635
hot ends of lighters, hot wax is good too.
3b3450 No.2133640
>>2133634
I'm afraid of strangulation
bd003b No.2133641
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2133631
He's now asking about futa, and just got me on this guy called Trans Investigator.
And thanks Loafie, you were always a good dude in my book.
2aedcb No.2133642
Do not. I have already gotten one furryUK event cancelled due to my bomb threats, don't make me take my next step.
7e4cc5 No.2133643
>>2133640
gay erotic strangulation
c805ba No.2133644
>>2133639
neat.. see? i learned something new about you today
b6bb5d No.2133645
>>2133644
:3
Ask me questions and shower me with attention ^~^
312aa1 No.2133646
>>2133641
futa is short futanari, a woman with a penis
if this were my friend I'd tell him to just look them up himself desu
c805ba No.2133647
>>2133641
in retrospect do you suppose it might have been a bad idea to do this with your friend present?
surely he has alot of questions at this point...
3b3450 No.2133648
>>2133643
He is like rope, i can kill myself
d5541f No.2133649
>>2133632
Get ya one o' them infinity gauntlets. :3
>>2133633
Whatever would make you comfy, but you're already adorbs. ♥
>>2133635
My fetish is warm hugs.
>>2133636
How long's a severed foot last anyway?
>>2133637
WUT
c805ba No.2133650
>>2133645
no further questions at this time...
>>2133649
come hug me bro
b6bb5d No.2133651
>>2133649
Like, I want a beach bod but I don't go to the beach so... hmm...
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bd003b No.2133653
>>2133646
I'm gonna be a teacher one day, must learn how to insemanate information. I'm happy to overshare information, would never tell him to search it up himself.
>>2133647
Nah, this is funny as fuck. I wish I had a spare microphone so I can show him discord.
2aedcb No.2133655
>>2133649
That could prove super useful!
c805ba No.2133656
>>2133652
shhshh... just over share like I do
>>2133653
just put him on cam
b6bb5d No.2133657
>>2133656
I already did this morning and I didn't get any attention :(
bd003b No.2133658
>>2133656
Don't have a cam, sadly.
It's been educational. He showed me the Trans Investiagator, and I showed him furries.
Any other educational things should I look up?
c805ba No.2133659
>>2133657
MAKE THEM
>>2133658
macrochan.org
3b3450 No.2133661
>>2133660
No, it's bad, i don't want to be afraid of anything
bd003b No.2133662
>>2133659
Even I don't know what macrochan.org is.
I'll look it up later, must be some heinous shit if I haven't heard from it.
Gonna show him some /pol/ now. He's new to the chan culture.
d5541f No.2133663
>>2133650
>>2133651
If I go to the beach, I end up using a whole big bottle of sunscreen. I'll turn into a lobster after about five minutes if I don't. #PaleLife
>>2133654
I get the feeling mom made that and coached the girl for meme's sake. What a joik.
>>2133655
I would wish that everyone was a duck.
d5541f No.2133665
>>2133664
Aw, my other fetish!
c6f153 No.2133666
>>2133661
Can't possibly be afraid of little me though
312aa1 No.2133667
>>2133653
me too but I know it's bad for people in the long term desu
give a man a fish and all
c805ba No.2133668
>>2133662
its just an imagemacro site that hosts some old chan content.... have fun
c805ba No.2133669
>>2133665
fuck yea its dabes
3b3450 No.2133670
>>2133666
I'm afraid of cutting my fingers
bd003b No.2133671
>>2133668
>macrochan.org
He asked if this was the dark web. Which I found funny. On it now.
>>2133667
I share anything with my friends, they must be jealous of the life I lead.
How are you today, Loafie? I'm supping on 12 cans of lager. My mate is searching up 8chan on wikipedia to know more about it. I think I like company while shitposting now.
2aedcb No.2133672
>>2133663
as long as i can be a goose.
brb my keyboard is fucking around
5f1014 No.2133673
I've talked with MGD, he is doing well. He's making $70,000 a year now in his job.
5f1014 No.2133674
>>2133544
You're just mad because you know I'm right...
>>2133545
You can always live forever in the history books and you can live a note "I love you" And she'll find the technology to bring you back to life~
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c805ba No.2133677
>>2133671
lol... its on the surface
the darkweb is not necessarily searchable through tor or vpn. you have to know a site address in most gases
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c6f153 No.2133680
>>2133670
Don't cut your fingers then~
b6bb5d No.2133681
>>2133663
That's the whole other thing, for sure.
Not sure about you tho, but I don't even want a tan. Pasty lyfe^^
>>2133673
Good on him.
I wish someone recorded him and soto reading that erotic fanfic tho.
ps something something blueberries.
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3b3450 No.2133683
>>2133680
> Don't cut your fingers then~
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5f1014 No.2133685
>>2133678
My ex, he used to come to these threads and stuff
>>2133681
Oh I remember being there for that!
Soto was so shy and MGD was the dom~
d5541f No.2133686
>>2133672
Honky. :3
>>2133681
I wouldn't mind having a tan, actually. I just can't get one 'cause I go from snow to red dirt in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
>>2133684
Godspeed!
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312aa1 No.2133688
>>2133671
I share anything I can with my friends too but they don't seem too jealous of me desu
I'm just getting by, SSDD I guess
I do agree that having company while shitposting is nice, as is being a teacher of chan culture to others
>>2133674
in order to live forever in the history books I think I need to do something that warrants putting me in there, which I don't have the capability of, best case scenario I become a spree killer and get a cult following by fellow sadbois on IBs
I could leave a note like that but I don't know how she'd find it, or this plane of existence, and I most certainly would not people to think there was a real person I loved after I died, as that would just be untruthful
b6bb5d No.2133689
>>2133685
Good times, good times.
>>2133686
Irish tans hurt :(
2aedcb No.2133690
I really ought clean my keyboard tbh, its been a lil while since I last did it.
MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME.
Now is the time to endure a plunge into anxiety.
>>2133686
WELL MY KEYBOARD IS YING HM. FNTSTIC.
5f1014 No.2133691
>>2133687
Its not gay.
>>2133688
Your cult followers will tell her~
Become someone like Hitler and you'll have followers forever.
>>2133689
Why did he leave us? :<
b6bb5d No.2133692
>>2133691
dunno. we didn't really talk a whole lot.
d5541f No.2133694
>>2133689
Czech tans too! Solidarity, sista! ♥
>>2133690
It's all that dried coffee cream in the keys, you messy boy.
3b3450 No.2133695
>>2133691
This is absolutely gay
2aedcb No.2133696
>>2133694
Testing with alternate keyboard. And I do not use that in coffee you baka.
312aa1 No.2133697
>>2133691
that's a nice idea but I don't know if it will go that way, I imagine discrepancies would eventually arise and I still don't know how my followers would go about engaging in interdimensional communication
and the problem is Hitler was a man with ideas that he held dear, and he stuck to this ideas, and forever changed Germany and the world due to them. Whereas I am indecisive, have difficulty sticking to what I want if it means going against what somebody else does, and ultimately, lack both Hitler's leadership skills or speaking ability or intellect or anything of the sort
still a few pinkos have called me Hitler before so I mean that's good enough I guess
5f1014 No.2133698
>>2133692
Good... I don't want you to steal him from me...
>>2133693
-politely sits on you-
>>2133695
You're gay. You're always so offended by gay things!
>>2133697
I don't want to read all that....
Well I guess someone else will take your waifu. Like your school bully.
bfda4c No.2133699
>>2133698
hey there
do i make a good cushion
5f1014 No.2133700
>>2133699
you're too skinny to be a cushion v.v
b6bb5d No.2133701
more cushion for the pushin'
my roommate's ass is thicc .///.
312aa1 No.2133702
>>2133698
to summarise I don't know how my cult followers would be able to do that and I don't think I'd be able to be as influential as Hitler but it's a nice idea
312aa1 No.2133703
also my school bully is a normalfag who doesn't care for 2D so he wouldn't take her
how I'd feel about it if he did is a separate matter however
7e4cc5 No.2133704
>>2133663
nah. shes smart. she had to have figured out how to make one
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bfda4c No.2133707
>>2133700
good. rather skinny than fat
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2aedcb No.2133712
>>2133709
welp, guess its cleaning day for the keyboard. I was going to do this next weekend, but looks like needs must.
how is your friday going?
165df3 No.2133713
Sabrina, gib smushy kissu.
fb7eda No.2133714
my brother told me the new Star Wars movie ends with Darth Maul turning on his lightsaber
i called him a fucking liar and then screamed when i saw he was telling the truth
ca9e2c No.2133715
>>2133649
That depends on whether you refrigerate it.
b6bb5d No.2133717
we already knew he lived though.
i like greivous better tho. he's kawaii
b6bb5d No.2133718
i before e except after c
fml
2aedcb No.2133719
Thankks for spoilering that loco
2aedcb No.2133720
It is a shame I cannot delete you from steam again.
ca9e2c No.2133721
>>2133718
“I" before "E" except after "C" and when sounding like "A" as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and YOU'LL ALWAYS BE WRONG NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!!!
ca9e2c No.2133722
Credit to Brian Regan of course.
b6bb5d No.2133723
>>2133721
tl;dr
short n sweet ver. is better ;3
ca9e2c No.2133724
>>2133723
Well.
It was a joke.
bfda4c No.2133725
>>2133713
stay away from my waifu! D:
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b6bb5d No.2133728
My internet waifu rn is some romanian chick from a youtube chat lmao
d5541f No.2133729
>>2133710
♥
>>2133711
I wanna pet 'eeemmmmmmmmmmm
>>2133712
Gonna use one of those cans of air that goes SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH? :D Those are fun!
Friday is ok. Busy, but not too busy.
>>2133713
*graceful peck*
>>2133714
Someone told me that crawfish lookin' guy isn't even in the movie, so I'm not watchin' it. >:(
d5541f No.2133730
2aedcb No.2133731
But where do whores go?
>>2133729
Huh, I am already drying and setting my keys back into place. Tell your internet ex he is now filtered. Thank you.
b6bb5d No.2133732
>>2133730
she's p cute lol
ca9e2c No.2133735
>>2133734
I'm back and want to play another but based on prior experience I will start it and my mother will burst in with something for me to do and get angry when I explain I cannot "pause" the game.
fb7eda No.2133736
>>2133729
I might go see it because I hear Lando sleeps with Chewie and Han gets jealous and he and Lando kiss in a confusing moment for both of them, and honestly the only enjoyment I could get out of the movie I think is seeing some cute manlove for a few seconds and being able to participate in that for the low admission fee of $15.
Also the robot is played by my favourite actress.
d5541f No.2133738
>>2133731
Put all the keys on randomly and test your typing skills. :D
>>2133734
Hope it helped.
>>2133736
I um...I just wanted to see crawfish man.
>>2133737
I for one welcome our adorable new overlords.
fb7eda No.2133739
>>2133738
you wanted to see him kiss chewbacca, yes?
bd003b No.2133742
Now my dude is asking what Gamergate is.
This is gonna be hard.
He learnt about Hotwheels, the owner of the website. Known him as 'a midget in the wheelchair.';
We played Domina, he watched and picked a few choices out, gives me an example of streaming.
I'm back now, friend pissed off, time to shitpost while playing dank music.
2aedcb No.2133743
>>2133742
gamergate is where whores were outted
fb7eda No.2133744
Cute crab man making sweet passionate love to Chewie.
bd003b No.2133745
>>2133743
I wish I remembered that shit and wrote an essay on it.
I would've got kudos for it.
Wasn't it about Game Journalists being corrupt? I forget.
5f1014 No.2133746
Reading Loafie's long post drained me...
b6bb5d No.2133747
i still don't get gamergate either
5f1014 No.2133748
Moving back to 4chan is a great idea.
2aedcb No.2133749
Leaving this community forever. Great idea.
bd003b No.2133750
>>2133749
>>2133748
We could jump on a dead board and take it over like pirates.
I saw a board that was internet bloodsports.
bd003b No.2133751
https://8ch.net/bloodsports/index.html
We could shit up this board and see what it is all about. Good idea or bad idea?
3b3450 No.2133752
4ch is a shit, 8ch is better
5f1014 No.2133753
>>2133750
I wouldn't mind moving to 8chan's /b/
bd003b No.2133754
>>2133753
If you're going, I'll follow.
I do fancy a board raid.
312aa1 No.2133755
>>2133746
I'm sorry
was my revised version too long
5f1014 No.2133756
>>2133754
You can be my pet :3
>>2133755
Now I'm in a bad mood... ugh
b6bb5d No.2133757
bd003b No.2133758
>>2133756
Yes, your drunken, rabid pet.
>>2133757
You lead, I#ll follow.
312aa1 No.2133759
>>2133756
my apologies
would you perhaps like to communicate only in single words for the next 20 minutes to cheer you up
d5541f No.2133760
>>2133739
Naw, I just wanna see him wave his crab claws and go, "Woowoowoo, now Zoidberg is the popular one!"
>>2133740
How 'bout nyooooo, Scott.
>>2133741
Sweet kitteh baby.
2aedcb No.2133761
>>2133760
Classic. I miss those days. Nostalgia brain.
Scotty doesn't know.
fb7eda No.2133762
>>2133760
okay
But what if they spent the 100 million dollar cgi budget on his crabby nipples and junk
bd003b No.2133764
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Not drunk enough yet, gonna post music till I'm at that level of merry mayhem.
Who missed drunk Scanner posting?
d4bf48 No.2133765
>>2133756
-dips pear slices in caramel...-
2aedcb No.2133766
aeaven after cleaning the keyboard seems fugged. time to buy a new one I guess rip
d5541f No.2133767
>>2133761
When Matt Damon showed up in Interstellar, I hoped someone would ask him if a crewman named Scott had any idea what went wrong. "Scotty...doesn't know."
>>2133762
Noooo! Just those big, glorious claws! I want a guy in a rubber suit like a Japanese monster movie!
>>2133763
Mhm. Baby goats, too.
b6bb5d No.2133768
yup. roommate's dad said we were loud last nite. woops lol
2aedcb No.2133769
>>2133767
Matt Daemon, Angel Dude hunter man.
d5541f No.2133770
>>2133768
Were y'all jumpin' on the bed like a barrel of monkeys?
>>2133769
Ma'daymin
fb7eda No.2133771
>>2133767
maybe they'll make a spin off movie about him
bd003b No.2133773
4 cans in, on my fifth, wonder what joys I will experience.
fb7eda No.2133774
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Tfw it's the same movie, again
b6bb5d No.2133775
>>2133770
Yes, til one of us bumped our head. No more Maddies jumpin' on the bed.
2aedcb No.2133776
Good night. See you around. Maybe.
d4bf48 No.2133777
>>2133775
-sneakily disconnects the phone so that meddling doctor cannot rob anymore Maddies of the joys of bed-bouncery-
d4bf48 No.2133778
>>2133776
-pulls down Scoot's sheets and turns on the kitty night light=-
d5541f No.2133779
>>2133771
Scissorpunch: A Star Wars Story
I want it! I want it! ^o^
>>2133772
♥
>>2133775
Wear a helmet next time!
>>2133776
Aw, bye for now, Mr Scooty. Much love!
bd003b No.2133780
>>2133776
Nighty night, hope you sleep well.
Dream of me if you can.
fb7eda No.2133781
>>2133779
give it 3 years and it'll get made
312aa1 No.2133782
>>2133776
goodnight scoot
a bit of an early night I see
b6bb5d No.2133783
>>2133777
that was adorable <3
>>2133779
*nervous laughter*
y-yeah...
bd003b No.2133784
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I need an adult when I get to 8 cans.
Starting this party with music.
bd003b No.2133785
Also, learning how to work with children. Doing a course on Working with Children then later a Teacher's Assistant course. I'm a pedophiles wet dream.
d5541f No.2133786
>>2133781
Bep, I want them to make life-size crawfish man plushies and then I wanna get one and then I wanna hug it.
>>2133783
Better safe than sorry, you know? ;D
bd003b No.2133787
I see children as drunken midgets, to be fair.
They want stuff, they can't run in a straight line, they're belligerent like drunks.
b6bb5d No.2133788
>>2133786
I know but it's just Mikey. Goddam it, Sabs. This entendre has gone too far.
d5541f No.2133789
>>2133788
Maddie, I really did picture you jumping on the bed, and it was such a cute and fun image I had to keep it goin'. :P
bd003b No.2133791
Want me to make a thread in /b/ and we can come through on that?
I forgot how to link.
Or am I overthinking things and need to go with the flow.
d5541f No.2133792
>>2133790
Daaaang! We're gonna need a lotta butter!
bd003b No.2133793
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Did I also mention that I love the adventure zone?>
3c871e No.2133794
>>2133745
"concerns" about unethical conduct in gaming journalism.. blatant front to mask an attack launched against a bunch of feminists that piss people off.
bd003b No.2133795
>>2133794
Still don't have thew foggiest idea about that shit.
Just a serious case of de ja vu at the moment. Did it ever get resolved? I remember Jim Sterling lost his place in the Escapist over it.
fb7eda No.2133796
>>2133792
The Giant Squid is such a strange animal to me because when I was growing up people were just beginning to get pictures of it. Whenever I think of them I get a little brain confusion trying to remember if they're real, and i can't really shake the conviction that they aren't. It's weird. They're fucking scary. Don't want to try to imagine the other scary shit that's out there living in the bottom of the sea.
bd003b No.2133797
>>2133794
What's a front to mask attack#?
fb7eda No.2133798
In December 2005, the Melbourne Aquarium in Australia paid A$100,000 for the intact body of a 7-metre-long (23 ft) giant squid, preserved in a giant block of ice, which had been caught by fishermen off the coast of New Zealand's South Island that year.[38]
d5541f No.2133799
>>2133796
Those things are fascinating, but yeah, they send chills down my spine too!
I was thinking of a moment of awe and fear from my childhood a few nights ago. When I was itty-bitt, my mom took me to a museum, and there was this huge wall that had a diagram of the planets to scale. I remember staring up at Jupiter and it hitting me, for the first time, that there were these insanely giant things out there that made us so insignificant, and I felt so empty and scared and couldn't look away. So to this day, images of Jupiter still fascinate and terrify me.
bd003b No.2133800
>>2133798
Learn something new everyday.
ca9e2c No.2133801
>>2133799
If our solar system was the size of a football field the sun would be the size of a dime and Jupiter would be like the thickness of a quarter.
3c871e No.2133803
>>2133795
The worst people among anyone involved have to be those that are neither gamers not journalists
it was blown out of proportion
and no, no resolution, actually it pretty much backfired
>>2133797
A smokescreen. People that bought into the gamergate conspiracy BS were quick to just immediately start harrassing women online, so they pretty much just jumped the gun for a complete nonissue dogshit tripe like women sleeping with journalists for good game reviews which nobody in their right mind would care about
so as the doxxing, death and rape threats continued, people that were just in it for the lolz kept insisting it's about ethics in gaming journalism and insisting the women being targeted are in it for the victim bux.
It was a clusterfuck of a bunch of people with "concerns", dozen times more people with fake concerns that just get off on feminists being rekt, and the rest were just your typical misogynists. it wasn't a movement, just a bunch of idiots doing whatever they want with no organization or endgame.
Bottom line: 3 feminists peddling their shit games via laughing stock game media like kotaku triggered a tard choir outrage of neckbeard virgins to harrass women because muh gaming journalism ethics
d5541f No.2133804
>>2133801
It's so crazy! Makes me feel so teeny tiny.
>>2133802
See, THAT I would hug. lol
bd003b No.2133805
>>2133803
Thanks for the bottom line, because I'm not in the mood for parsing information, I'm here to get drunk and find that sweet spot of destruction where I excel.
ca9e2c No.2133806
>>2133804
If that makes you feel tiny don't think too hard about how small that football field really is.
bd003b No.2133807
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I love this shit.
Hope you give it a listen to one day.
2aedcb No.2133808
I went to do a thing, but the thing doesnt start for another 45 minutes
so now I AM POSTING AGAIN. i'll disappear without warning later as ive had my ni ni
3c871e No.2133809
>>2133805
bottomer line: it was a total waste of time and everybody is worse off for it
godspeed
bfda4c No.2133810
i had a dream that i was skating again and i was trying a bunch of new tricks, and everything was clicking
i was landing all kinds of new stuff and it felt so great
then i woke up to reality :(
3c871e No.2133811
at least in heaven you can skate
d5541f No.2133812
>>2133808
Scoot, is the thing bringing me some strawberry ice cream? :3
2aedcb No.2133813
I had a dream that I was pounding a co-worker to death.
I woke up to reality.
And unleashed some sin.
Not to said co-worker though.
That would be weird.
2aedcb No.2133814
>>2133812
Well. It may involve a mini strawberry cheesecake.
bd003b No.2133815
>>2133809
Felt like a part of history, despite a waste of time though.
I'm on my 6th can and awaiting magic./
3c871e No.2133816
>>2133815
drinking is for plebs
bd003b No.2133817
>>2133816
I know it's for plebs, but it is the only blow out I can experience.
Normally I would've bought weed and got stoned but it is not allowed over here in supported accomadation so lager it is.
d5541f No.2133818
>>2133813
Is it a boy? :3
>>2133814
Hurrrrryyy! We'll spit it!
2aedcb No.2133819
>>2133818
No, of the female persuasion. Woke up and thought "huh, well, that is interesting... Thank you subconcious ID... Probably would do the nasty".
QAnd make it even MORE a mini? Wonderful.
bd003b No.2133820
>>2133816
I smoked heroin and didn't feel a big deal about it.
MDMA is my drug of choice.
3c871e No.2133821
>>2133817
weed is also for plebs
>>2133820
drugs is for uber plebs
fb7eda No.2133822
>>2133799
jupiter's spot always makes me think of my birthmark. it's the same shape.
I also really like Holst's Jupiter piece. there's a part for strings about 3 minutes in that's one of my favourite things. probably the classical piece i've listened to most.
bfda4c No.2133823
don't bully me i miss skating ;w;
2aedcb No.2133824
bd003b No.2133825
>>2133821
Then welcome to the ricefields, because I'm on plebian motherfucker.
3c871e No.2133826
used to skate as a teen
i thank those years for my cautious nature because my friend who was also skating broke is arm and also nearly his back after a failed grind and i was like yep, physical activity is murder
t. someone that never received a serious injury in their life
312aa1 No.2133827
3c871e No.2133828
>>2133825
i have never felt the desire to intake mind altering substances and i don't get people that do
being addicted is one thing but how do you even make the conscious decision to try something like that
the only way i can conceive of myself deliberately taking drugs is while being under the influence of drugs
bd003b No.2133829
>>2133826
Some dude I know lost half his skull breaking into abandoned warehouses. So yeah.
bfda4c No.2133830
>>2133826
no I stay away from rails/stairs
that's how you get hurt
hard to fuck yourself up too bad if you're just doing miniramp + flatground + boxes
d5541f No.2133832
>>2133823
I wanted to skate in high school, but I'm too clumsy. Back then I was even worse!
>>2133822
Aw, you're baby Jupiter! ♥
>>2133819
Doodad, you're alright. :3
3c871e No.2133833
>>2133829
Is he crazy
is he out of his mind?
>>2133830
still can go off balance and hit the back of your head on something
and skateboards are dumb in that a tiny pebble or stone can brake it from 180 to 0 in 0.5sec
enjoy your conservation of momentum
2aedcb No.2133834
>>2133832
Am I, hm.... What did she mean by this
also
https://reut.rs/2GQytul
bd003b No.2133835
>>2133831
All of them look dumb to me, don't know what XXXX is or the shape of voice it is.
>>2133833
No, just a chav with a funny looking head. Guess he wasn't using his brain much.
d5541f No.2133836
>>2133834
Just means you're a cool dude and I loves ya lots. :3
Also, that's cute! Nice of them to make her feel welcome.
Not that I care about a bunch of filthy royals or anything. I'm not Lorde. :P
bd003b No.2133838
>>2133837
I don't know what a grug is.
bd003b No.2133839
>>2133837
He has this huge dent on the right side of his forehead.
b6bb5d No.2133840
3c871e No.2133841
bfda4c No.2133842
>>2133833
>still can go off balance and hit the back of your head on something
maybe if you're new? if you've been skating for years that's not a concern
plus you have to wear a helmet at the skatepark so even if you hit your head you're fine mate
there are no stones or pebbles in the skatepark, just smooth concrete and wood ramps
even if you did hit something you're just gonna slide on the smooth concrete, there's really no way I could get hurt seriously unless I land on my wrist wrong or something
>>2133832
would watch clumsy sabrina try to skate/10
>>2133835
XX is Darling in the FranXX
Shape of Voice is a movie
the best movie
>>2133840
sup fam
2aedcb No.2133843
>>2133836
AND WE WILL NEVER BE ROYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALS!
I should maske a Lorde folder.
L-love you too, dont tell anyone, i have a rep to uphold!
I hold special Cognitive Dissonance for the Royals.
b6bb5d No.2133844
>>2133842
waiting for work listening to chill music.
i miss skating too :(
d5541f No.2133845
>>2133842
I was a mess. I could ice skate really well though! If I'd had a little more money, I could have been the next Tonya Harding!
>>2133843
It's understandable. They're a living bit of your history, so I can see why they'd have a special place in your heart. 'Specially knowing how much you love history.
bd003b No.2133846
>>2133842
The joke is lost on me. Sorry to say, not that big on the outside world.
2aedcb No.2133847
>>2133845
Gods be good, you know I love my history. Damned Royals. Damned privileged folks. One day I will consign them to the rubbish tip of history, and then I will finally be free from the chains that strangle and stifle.
3c871e No.2133848
>>2133842
>if you've been skating for years that's not a concern
It's also not a concern if you don't skate at all lmao
imagine how many fractions, injuries, concussions (hitting your head can still rattle your brain you know), and lost teeth tony hawk has had
that shit is wayyyy above average for someone his age.
bd003b No.2133849
>>2133847
If you leave said chains, would you bring me with you? Would I make a good companion?
d5541f No.2133850
>>2133847
The fascist regime that made you a moron?
bfda4c No.2133851
>>2133846
there's no joke?
they're logos for different anime
>>>/animus/
>>2133844
-pats-
>>2133848
did you even read what I said? I'm talking about flatground and miniramp
tony hawk and other pros skate large bowls, huge ramps, stairs, rails
you didn't read what I said at all
>>2133845
ooh ice skating is fun :3
i'm not very good, having you teach me would be nice ^^
2aedcb No.2133852
>>2133849
It'll be like Stranger Things, except the beasties are the Royals. You can be Steve.
>>2133850
A
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A
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C
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UK
Also, see above... We are doing a Stranger Things vs Capitalism .
b6bb5d No.2133853
>>2133851
>no pebbles n shit at ur skateparks
you should try parks up here lol they get all wrecked during winters and stuff
bd003b No.2133854
>>2133851
Don't know logos, don't know shit.
Only know what I've heard.
bfda4c No.2133855
>>2133853
the one I go to is indoors
but even the outdoors ones don't have that problem
dang is that from the snow and everything? that sucks
2aedcb No.2133856
I leave for that thing now. No ni ni
I have had my ni ni
Mwah mwah
d5541f No.2133857
>>2133851
We can wear matching costumes! ^o^
SPARKLES
>>2133852
I wanna be Steve!
b6bb5d No.2133859
>>2133855
it just adds challenge to it ;3 makes you better
>>2133858
heyu
2aedcb No.2133860
>>2133857
>aslong as im nancy
3b3450 No.2133861
WOT is different, when you join a dark side.
d5541f No.2133862
3c871e No.2133863
>>2133851
yes i did you fucking knob, and show me a single skate park that doesn't have rails somewhere
miniramps are probably the worst for head injuries because it's a short trip to concrete instead of a smooth slide on wood
there are stones and pebbles everywhere people drive their shitty cars to
there is no obligation for helmets for most skate parks here because it's public
speaking of landing on your wrist wrong, that is exactly what happens when adults fall down and all of their weight is supported by their wrists as they try to dampen the fall to prevent worse
b6bb5d No.2133864
3c871e No.2133865
>>2133864
tell that to every professional skater ever
skating is hitler, people are idiots for believing they can away unscathed forever
b6bb5d No.2133866
>>2133865
obviously not, but there are ways to minimize risk on smaller obstacles.
b3eb6c No.2133867
I'm so glad it's the weekend.
What are you up to
b6bb5d No.2133868
>>2133867
getting ready for work soon lol
gotta make some dosh after the bar tab last night
supwitchu?
bfda4c No.2133869
>>2133863
again, for the third time, I'm not talking about skating rails.
I am aware that rails exist.
Rails are here, rails are there, rails everywhere!
but for the third time I'm talking about NOT skating them even if they ARE there!
idk about your shit skateparks but every miniramp I've skated has been 100% wood, and if it's small enough there's no serious danger involved. you haven't seen my skatepark, you need to shut the fuck up and stop acting like you know what you're talking about when you refuse to even read what I'm saying.
>stones and pebbles everywhere people drive their shitty cars to
my park is INDOORS and the other park the parking lot is DOWNHILL from the skatepark
>there is no obligation for helmets for most skate parks
again i'm talking about my parks and I said there IS a requirement
I was not talking about your shit country I'm talking about MY skateparks
And yes, I DID address the wrist problem why are you just regurgitating the exact thing I already said? you're a fucking retard
cool have a filter you're not worth talking to
3b3450 No.2133870
>>2133867
> weekend
> don't work in saturday
bfda4c No.2133871
I've never seen a fucking skatepark where the parking lot is right next to where you skate
what kind of trash skateparks do you go to
fb7eda No.2133872
if everyone keeps fighting I'm going to cry
b3eb6c No.2133873
Got out of work early today. I'm pretty tired though I might have a nap soon.
I need to get more alcohol when I go grocery shopping later.
b6bb5d No.2133874
>>2133871
lol that's how they are yo
b3eb6c No.2133875
bd003b No.2133876
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Nearly time for some SCANNER nonsense
b6bb5d No.2133877
>>2133873
noooo no more drinking lol
3c871e No.2133878
>>2133866
Nothing can be worth a fracture, dislocation, partial fracture, pulled muscle, concussion, skin abrasion, lost teeth, or whatever else you're asking for when trying to be a smartass on a piece of wood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shfbqDf7fj8
>>2133869
If you cared to notice I'm talking about the general danger, even if you stay in the kiddie pool for all your live. What we had was a shitty public skate park and people were breaking their wrists left and right. How?
Because it's not about how deep you fall, just at what angle and how much weight is applied.
Your skateboard stops for some reason? You stumble and fall? Lose balance?
That's all it takes, refer to link above. 5:55 is my favourite because it's exactly what i'm talking about. An ollie at medium speed is all it takes. Literally.
Helmets aren't gonna prevent this either.
Like, you'd have to actually be a fucking retard if you think it has anything to do with your skatepark's policies.
Get fucked, shit-for-brains.
b3eb6c No.2133879
b6bb5d No.2133880
>>2133878
smh you must really suck at skateboarding lol
>>2133879
I spent like 130 at the bar last night so I'm on strike.
b6bb5d No.2133881
Like, if you're talking general danger, do you not cross streets or drive cars? I know lots of people that have gotten stoved up in cars.
3c871e No.2133882
>>2133880
I maintain that skateboarding is made by retards, for retards
and I realized this a decade ago.
b6bb5d No.2133883
>>2133882
So don't skateboard lol
dummy
b6bb5d No.2133884
prolly just mad he can't ollie lmao
work time toodles
3c871e No.2133885
>>2133881
Predictable argument is predictable,
of course you're safer not driving a car (and I actually don't), but if you have to take a car, what are you gonna do?
Recreational SKATING is not a means of transportation so you can go earn a living and do the groceries you need to support a family.
3c871e No.2133886
>>2133883
Sold it a long time ago. Best decision of my life.
3b3450 No.2133887
> Musk want to buy web domain of Ukrainian newspaper
Lolwut
https://twitter.com/elonmusk
bfda4c No.2133888
there is a certain level of danger with everything you do you stupid fuck
your house could burn down while you're asleep and you wake up trapped by the fire and die
you could have a brain aneurysm any second and be dead instantly
stop watching so much final destination retard
bd003b No.2133889
>>2133888
Cognito ergo sum
bd003b No.2133890
3c871e No.2133891
>>2133888
le not worth talking to
le your house could burn down any moment so better not take the risk and sleep outside amirite OH RIGHT, THERE'S RISKS OUTSIDE TOO
HOW
THE
FUCK
DO
YOU
EVEN
REMEMBER
HOW
TO
BREATHE
being this fucking stupid? How is recreational sport risks even remotely analogous to dying in your sleep?
On what fucking planet?
bfda4c No.2133892
you're filtered why are you bothering to link me
I can't see your braindead replies
>>2133889
cogito
bd003b No.2133893
>>2133892
Thought it was cognito.
Oh well, how are you doing Nezi?
3c871e No.2133894
I'm just gonna backslip every step of every staircase because it's the literal exact same as taking risks like choking while drinking water or inhaling odourless poison gas so better not breathe amirite
better not drink water amirite
but backflip all day long
3c871e No.2133895
nezi is a confirmed fucking retard lmao
bfda4c No.2133897
>>2133893
alright i guess
can't find a job so i'm just killing time until school starts
3c871e No.2133898
remember to breathe, nezi
3c871e No.2133899
Of course he wouldn't have a job.
Just skater things.
312aa1 No.2133901
bd003b No.2133902
>>2133897
If you're in school, that is worth something.
Finding a job is bullshit, all you have to do is write the best resume,
bfda4c No.2133904
>>2133902
i have nothing to put on it other than the one job
3b3450 No.2133905
>>2133903
Let's make a border between Ukraine and German again
3c871e No.2133907
>>2133905
Ukraine -is- the border
between germany and russia
you're basically just a pipeline
bd003b No.2133908
>>2133904
What about what you do on the side?
3b3450 No.2133909
>>2133907
> you're basically just a pipeline
> Germany can conquer someone in 21 century
bfda4c No.2133910
>>2133908
I worked for 4.5 years and then had to stop working recently because of health problems, and now I'm having trouble finding a new job, and I need something where I won't be standing for a long time because of my arthritis
I don't have anything "on the side"
I'm working on my degree and want to find another job to do as well
bd003b No.2133912
>>2133910
I'm drunk, but I'd talk about your degree some more, or get some CV Building gnomes to help you out.
3c871e No.2133913
>>2133909
you say this as though ukraine was even worth considering as a potential ally in global scale wars, much less an enemy, rather than just being everybody's laughing stock for begging for daddy putin's cummies
55331d No.2133914
Rather than Germany just being everybody's laughing stock for begging for daddy Xi's cummies.
3c871e No.2133915
Everyone's busy laughing at trump but okay
whatever you say, burger
3b3450 No.2133916
> Eat fast food 3 days in a row
> 81.7
I like it
3c871e No.2133917
Just watch your sodium intake.
3b3450 No.2133918
Why am i supposed to do it?
fb7eda No.2133920
>>2133919
That looks really uncomfortable and like it would break inside my ass.
55331d No.2133921
>>2133915
>laughing
Whoa there. That's a recreational activity. Do you have a permit for that dangerous activity? You could inhale a piece of food while laughing and choke. Verboten.
3b3450 No.2133922
>>2133919
Trump is too soft, he need a spine
7e4cc5 No.2133923
>>2133920
Maybe they should have granite ones with gold coating. That would turn most of america gay. Only problem is that there would be no one to top anymore.
>>2133922
Depends on what though. he's too soft in some cases but way too hard in others.
3c871e No.2133924
>>2133918
Look up sodium poisoning, water retention, etc.
Nevermind, just look at the fat amerifucks ITT
>>2133919
America is lost irrespective of trump lmao
but the process sure is expedited by his boundless idiocy
>>2133921
I don't disagree
if we could do away with eating, or drinking, or breathing, I would be the first to sign the petition
7e4cc5 No.2133925
>>2133924
The voters are the issue. Once trump is gone, they will still be around to push the same agenda with new candidates, just like they were for decades before him.
"Those filthy politicians. They lie and do shit that I would lie about and do myself."
3b3450 No.2133926
>>2133923
Too soft in domestic policy and to russia and to north korea
>>2133924
Being fat are their choice, lose weight is very simple
7e4cc5 No.2133927
>>2133926
To russia, yeah because they made him win the election with their hacking and interference. North Korea, there is no hope for that.
With Domestic policy, he is wrong about everything... everything.
3c871e No.2133928
>>2133925
This is 100% correct. You can't vote stupidity in or out. It's either there already or it's not.
I still believe in practising damage control even if you can't be arsed to change fundamentally.
>>2133926
I wouldn't say it's simple. Not eating is very simple. Non-actions generally are.
But eating is also simple. PLUS satisfactory. Hence the 30% obesity rate.
55331d No.2133929
>>2133924
Truly a draconian bastion of authoritarianism that would make even Hitler envious, one that thinks the act of having fun with recreational activities is "retarded" and other delusions.
3c871e No.2133930
>>2133929
Prove me wrong, then
Do you not think that deliberately tripping yourself and breaking your arm is retarded?
Because there is practically no difference between concreteflip/dangerboard/armbreakwhy and just doing it yourself.
You're just delaying the inevitable by letting chance take over.
But the numbers don't lie, son.
And they prove that skateboarding is categorically retarded, and so are all recreational sports.
3c871e No.2133931
Little do skaters know, there are other ways to enjoy yourself.
Like balljoints.
They're save, they're balls, they're joints.
Do I need to spell it out?
7e4cc5 No.2133932
>>2133928
One way to fix things would be if the country would split in 2. Make it like the confederacy won the war 150 years ago. Just add a few more states. Then they can do what they want down there and the rest of the states here can act like we are a part of the regular world.
3b3450 No.2133933
>>2133928
> I wouldn't say it's simple
Person who can't lose weight is probably just a lazy faggot
3b3450 No.2133935
55331d No.2133936
>>2133930
>having fun is retarded
"Ban all fun." - Nazi, 2018
3c871e No.2133937
>>2133932
Kind of like how canada is split from the rest of the north america
except with more slaves
>>2133933
I mean you aren't wrong
But being a lazy faggot is among the simplest states of mind, so
what we basically need to do is emancipate ourselves from our need to intake sustenance
3c871e No.2133938
>>2133936
when's the last time you enjoyed breaking your arm
and for the uninsured amerifats, enjoy paying out of your ass for the ordeal
55331d No.2133939
>>2133938
Considering the over 100 million Americans that have partook in physical leisure activities in their life and over 90% have had no major injury from it, enjoy scaremongering over people have the minimal amount of dexterity and physicality to perform basic tasks without hurting themselves. I'm sorry you lack the most basic of motor skills to avoid injury. I can only hope you wipe your ass.
3b3450 No.2133940
>>2133934
Isn't she must beat her freezer?
>>2133937
> But being a lazy faggot is among the simplest states of mind, so what we basically need to do is emancipate ourselves from our need to intake sustenance
> Do not control your body and mind
First thing you need to do when you want to lose weight, it prepare yourself for this mentally.
3c871e No.2133941
I understand the need to be purposely contrarian but is there anyone left with a sound frame of mind that's even willing to debate me on this point
how desperately do you want to be part of a fail compilation or walk around with a cast for your oh so precious gofast hurtytimes
this is me caring how many risks there are in life
there's necessary risks, there's unnecessary risks, and then there's RECREATIONAL SPORTS.
3c871e No.2133942
>>2133939
Depends on what you consider a major injury?
An anterior cruciate ligament injury can be repaired, even a rerupture, and you can walk fine.
You'll just never run normally again.
The 90% figure is an asspull.
55331d No.2133943
>"I was the kid who was developmentally retarded and incapable of walking without tripping myself. Ban anything that doesn't accommodate my physical deformities."
And here I thought the purpose of the Nazi eugenics in the 30s was to eliminate the mentally challenged and genetically flawed that were incapable of any motor skills.
3c871e No.2133944
>>2133940
We apparently have no need for motivation except in the form of pills.
3c871e No.2133945
>>2133943
You say this as though I wouldn't be 100% in favour of slaughtering the mentally and physically disabled, starting with your idiotic ass?
55331d No.2133946
>>2133942
Then what statistic do you have other than obvious bullshit about how everyone ends up a cripple from any recreational activity? Oh that's right, they don't.
3b3450 No.2133947
>>2133944
Motivation pills or what?
55331d No.2133948
>>2133945
>the guy who can't even stand on a piece of wood without kill himself is advocating suicide
Enjoy the gas chamber.
3c871e No.2133949
>>2133946
>Then what statistic do you have other than obvious bullshit
Whoa, projection, whoa.
You're right that not every does, but nobody said so, so I'm chalking that up to your inability to engage me without strawmans, which in turn I chalk up to your general idiocy.
7e4cc5 No.2133950
>>2133940
It says she's huge so she don't like it.
a8c95c No.2133951
3c871e No.2133952
>>2133948
I can still skate. I just strongly disapprove of bottom of the barrel hedonistic short term pleasure acquisition by means of compromising bodily functionality.
The bottom line is this: if you skate, you must be retarded. The physical retardation will follow.
If you don't skate, you may still be retarded, but chances are way, way lower.
55331d No.2133953
>>2133949
>your inability to engage me without strawmans
Your entire argument is a strawman about how anyone with a physical recreational injury ends up majorly injured. Or is this the mental gymnastics of you rationalizing whatever delusion of intelligence you have because clearly you can't be wrong with strawman everyone far more physically capable than you as horrendously injured due to leaving their house?
3c871e No.2133954
>>2133947
If motivation is generally a good thing, but it doesn't come by easily, then it makes perfect sense to take it in pill form.
3b3450 No.2133955
>>2133950
> don't listen to critic even if you look like a 200 kg cow
>>2133954
> it doesn't come by easily, then it makes perfect sense to take it in pill form.
Even if you don't have motivation, you still have will power, pills is for weaks or womans, mans don't need doping
a8c95c No.2133957
9a9ed9 No.2133959
I made out with Geoff from Days N Daze last night
Also got to play and sing on stage with them.
Is this what happiness feels like?
a8c95c No.2133960
>>2133959
Depends, did it make you feel happy?
3c871e No.2133962
>>2133953
It's like you were one turn away from solving the rubix cube before going back three steps and then scrambling it completely.
First of all, I was content with just letting it be a meme opinion, but people actually take this shit seriously ITT because opinions are serious business. So why can't I?
My "argument" is that skating is an unnecessary risk not worth the pleasure. Go skate yourself to death if you please, see if I care. By the same token, playing on a busy street is also a risk not worth the pleasure.
It is neither explicitly nor implicitly said that you will be injured. Obviously. The risk isn't really influenced by factors you can control, i.e. it's pure chance.
What you *can* control is choosing to deathboard in the first place.
I have no idea what you're saying with "strawman everyone", revise and resubmit if you please, and make it legible.
It also has nothing to do with physical capability. The tony hawk example clearly illustrates it.
When I was talking about risks we take as par for the course of daily life, I was making a parody of the retarded cookie cutter "but what about car accidents/lightning strikes/etc." counter-argument.
It holds absolutely no argumentative merit because we do not live in a world where skateboarding is required to go about our daily lives, so the risks aren't comparable.
3c871e No.2133963
>>2133955
Tell that to male athletes.
6b1403 No.2133965
skateboarding's pretty cool but i could never do it due to my poor balance.
fb7eda No.2133966
>>2133959
i know those guys. jelly.
55331d No.2133967
>>2133962
>peddling in a backwards motion to back out of anything said by claim "i-it was just a meme pls dont ask me to substantiate anything I said" and claiming victory for someone doing the exact same thing
Hitler should've realized that mental gymnastics was Germany's only sport they could be the untermensch in.
9a9ed9 No.2133968
>>2133960
I think so.
Between being on paid 10 week hiatus and having a member of my favorite band not only let me up on stage to sing my favorite song and play his basstub, but stick his tongue down my throat afterwards, I'm kind of on cloud nine.
>>2133961
I am all sex.
No sex is bad sex so long as it's consensual.
All about the pleasure thing, dude.
>>2133966
They're all amazing fucking people. I haven't seen them in years and they recognized me, by name, when they made it to the venue. Went out of their way to come up, say hello and hug me, and asked if I wanted to play with them for Self Destructive Anthem.
I've never felt more crust, even living under bridges.
6b1403 No.2133969
>>2133968
for sure. you could argue that everyone is bi really. i thought i read somewhere you were married or something, though
3c871e No.2133970
>>2133967
If differentiating between hyperbole and actual opinion was an olympic discipline, you'd be getting copper at the tard ceremony.
There is no need for me to substantiate a claim that is not contingent on facts.
If you skate, you are retarded.
That's all there is to it.
If you want like, 100% scientific proof for why skating makes you retarded, you're not talking to the right person.
I can explain this as many times as you want. You're slow on the uptake.
a8c95c No.2133971
>>2133964
That image is somethign else
>>2133968
Outlook good
c89c37 No.2133972
What are you fucks up to.
9a9ed9 No.2133973
>>2133969
Wife filmed it.
And hooted the whole time.
I'm allowed to make out with men. My predisposition is definitely leaned towards women, but I've been with both in nearly every capacity.
My wife knows I'm not going to leave her for or get carried away if I'm sharing spit with a dude. She gets turned on by it, actually.
55331d No.2133974
>>2133970
>There is no need for me to substantiate a claim that is not contingent on facts.
You are listing an opinion and trying to jerk off over how you are the only one capable of rightthinking so any opinion you have mustn't require anything other than you saying it.
3c871e No.2133975
premise A: taking unnecessary risks is retarded
premise B: skating is an unnecessary risk
conclusion A: skating is retarded
conclusion B: you are retarded
conclusion C: go eat a dick
In a modus ponens like that, the conclusion follows necessarily and inescapably.
The facts are just window dressing because it's true by definition.
6b1403 No.2133976
>>2133971
i would guess that licky probably made that back in the cancer thread days. no OC anymore ;;
9a9ed9 No.2133977
>>2133972
I sucked face with the bassist at the Days N Daze show last night.
Bragging about it to everyone.
a8c95c No.2133978
>>2133976
Cancer thread days?
6b1403 No.2133979
>>2133972
holy shit i thought you were elmers self-posting for a second, i was all like damn girl well done
>>2133973
that's pretty awesome
do you think you would ever have a three-way? assuming you haven't already
3c871e No.2133980
>>2133974
You've said it all. You exceeded my expectations.
Now, it's time to let it sink in. Let it sink in how I'm right because I said so.
And realize you're wrong because you disagree with me.
Really, this one's on you. What did you expect?
c89c37 No.2133981
>>2133977
Isn't he a guy? Enjoy it?
>>2133979
W-what? Am I not pretty enough?
6b1403 No.2133982
>>2133978
like back in like 2011-2014 ish
when there were
pony threads
anime threads
gay fur threads
the triumvirate of avatar cancer threads
55331d No.2133983
>>2133980
This is like an even more deluded Insider.
6b1403 No.2133984
>>2133981
haha i don't know really
are you?
3c871e No.2133985
>>2133983
here's a great idea
let me explore the physics of colliding objects offering myself as a test subject but also replace my only safeguard against injury (stable footing) with a piece of board with wheels under it
what could go wrong?
c89c37 No.2133986
Don't argue with the Nazi. She has an inflated opinion of herself and refuses to listen to anything other than what she wants to hear. Better to just hit the head against a wall if you are trying to debate something with anybody.
>>2133982
Only one of those threads were interesting. The others were always shite.
I miss Templar.
>>2133984
I'm more manly than cute, truth be told.
a8c95c No.2133987
6b1403 No.2133988
>>2133986
that's what i figured
a true man's man
and it was just cool how you could hop around the three. everyone had their home base, but there were only the die hards who wouldn't cross-mingle
6b1403 No.2133989
>>2133987
back when /b/ was good
9a9ed9 No.2133990
>>2133979
See, thats...
A really weird gray area for me
I've been in threeways, mmf and ffm, and at one point a five person affair, but never with people I had serious emotional ties to.
I'm territorial. She's fine to make out with women, as I grant her the same leniencies she grants me, but when it comes to full contact sexual encounters... I mean,
In the event of an MMF, id likely end up punching out some dudes lights due to sheer jealously
And in an FFM, id be so worried about her feeling that same jealousy that I wouldn't enjoy myself.
The worst part of it all is that I have a huge fetish for group play.
Separating sex and emotion used to be easy. And then I gave my best friend a shot at dating and ended up married.
Now that stuff is okay in fantasy but... it would have to take a really specific situation and a copious amount of alcohol or substances to make that happen, and even then I can't guarantee a positive result.
>>2133981
Yes.
And yes.
He's so great. Geoff is a fucking teddy bear.
a8c95c No.2133991
3c871e No.2133992
The last argument in which I was objectively right involved:
-me arguing that bad things are bad
-the other guy disagreeing for reasons unbeknownst
It was a doozy.
55331d No.2133993
>>2133985
Here's the great idea:
Let me explore a world where all physical recreational activities are banned because they have minimal risks associated for normal people and only allow people to live and have fun in the way the government permits in my 9m x 9m x 9m cube fed on nothing but soyboy paste so you don't hurt yourself.
What could go wrong?
c89c37 No.2133994
>>2133988
I would never be caught dead in a pony thread. And I wasn't ever fond of anime threads. I preferred sfur threads, but gfur threads were always more interesting. Ahh well...
>>2133990
Nice man. I can just imagine him treating my Lord and Savior just right. I'm glad you had a good time. The concert was a blast, I hope?
9a9ed9 No.2133995
>>2133994
I haven't seen these guys in almost six.. seven? Years now and they fucking recognized me, made the point to say hello and give hugs, and asked me to play on stage. Plus gay tongue swapping.
More than a blast. I couldn't have asked for a better end-of-school-year celebration and an usherance into ten weeks of DOING FUCKING NOTHING and getting paid for it.
3c871e No.2133996
If there's anything I pride myself on, it's to get people to disagree with me by way of phrasing, and argue themselves into a hole because they're hell-bent on disagreeing for emotional reasons.
>>2133993
Nothing. You just described a world in which the risk for accidental injuries has been reduced to its realistic zero in an attempt to discredit, by way of crass contrast, the banal every-day occurence of poor decisionmaking leading to accidental injuries and its obviously avoidability.
Had you any sense, you could finish by suggesting that the only alternative to breaking your pelvis falling ass-first on concrete is being intravenously fed by the government oh wait
you already did that, my mistake
6b1403 No.2133997
>>2133990
i totally understand. i don't think i would want someone i was in love with fucking another dude, even if i was there and into the dude which i wouldn't be cause no homo bro
i was in a threeway years ago with my gf at the time and her friend. that shit was wild. me and her friend wanted to bone but my gf wouldn't let me. she always liked me more than i liked her i feel. fun night though. they both blew me while making out. i pretty much dropped the mic in the sex game after that
>>2133991
too bad i didn't really start lurking until like a few months before jessi slaughter. i bet it was actually pretty badass
>>2133994
yeah the avatars were always in the gfur ones. when i was really fucking bored i'd venture into the sfur and there were just the few regulars dumping and it was kinda a chore to get a conversation going
i don't know why i liked the anime ones. i don't even like anime and everyone there were terrible people
4ec338 No.2133998
c89c37 No.2133999
>>2133995
Clearly you made a good impression! What did you play on stage?
We need to go shooting. Like, hit up all the good shooting spots. And bring all the AZfags.
>>2133997
That is pretty much how I felt about the gfur ones. But then I started getting to know a few of them, and they were decent people.
55331d No.2134000
>>2133996
>keep saying anyone who has physical recreational activities will end up as a vegetable
>that's the logical conclusion of doing something, gasp, fun that you don't think people should do because you don't like fun that involves leaving the house
Your income is entirely from the government, isn't it?
6b1403 No.2134001
>>2133998
pretty good dog. gotta walk to the store in a few min
you gonna be around?
and not try to make me do things with jack?
>>2133999
yeah i realized that more and more as i got to know more of them
i think you guys had the better people
4ec338 No.2134002
>>2134001
Yeah probably
I tried to make you have e-sex with Jack?
9a9ed9 No.2134003
>>2133997
It's a fun experience, huh?
There's something about having more than one person pseudo-fighting over your genitalia for their entertainment and enjoyment.
Suffice to say if she picked the girl, and got into her, the FFM isn't unfeasible,
But if we were to toss another guy into the mix, he'd better be empathetic and attractive enough for me to not care.
>>2133999
Id be happy enough to indulge you guys from a distance. Firearms are great and all, and serve a purpose, but shooting stuff for the sake of shooting it isn't my cup of tea.
I will gladly supply the alcohol and make snide comments on everyones aim though.
__
Gfurs had best avatarfags
Animus close second, much weeb tho
Sfur is and was shit
Katawa Shoujo threads cancer
a8c95c No.2134004
Daiakuma? More like
Eh, you know what I'm saying
>>2133997
Probably not
c89c37 No.2134005
>>2134001
Well it is an axiomatic truth that anybody who loves anime more than just enjoying it here and there is clearly mentally defunct and crazy. Like, Harl crazy.
4ec338 No.2134006
>>2134004
Is TP still ur sub
f5182e No.2134007
Daiakuma?
More like Daiakushit
c89c37 No.2134008
>>2134003
And here I thought you were a red blooded Arizona born confedrate!
I mean, what is funner than shooting a filled propane tank with a high-powered rifle round???? Name ONE THING!
9a9ed9 No.2134009
6b1403 No.2134010
>>2134002
no you just showed up with him and asked me to do something that i didn't do
i don't really remember but it seems like you're always with nefarious henchmen ^^
>>2134003
yeah egos are really a bitch of a thing
>>2134005
yeah but at the same time anthropomorphic porn is not normal and kinda fucked up
55331d No.2134011
>>2134008
Letting Fuhrer Merkel fuck you in the ass.
9a9ed9 No.2134013
>>2134008
Watching drunk Arizona confederates blowing up propane tanks.
3c871e No.2134014
>>2134000
>keep strawmanning risk into inevitability on account of being a veritable shit-for-brains
imagine living in a universe where fun and risk of pelvis fractions are all-inclusive and do not come in separate forms
imagine living in a universe governed by the fundamental dichotomy that dictates your life either be RADICAL or SHUT INSIDE THE BASEMENT
imagine being so mentally impoverished as to warrant ostensibly believing to exist inside of this universe and have the gall to call others mentally challenged
c89c37 No.2134015
>>2134010
And Fox Danni or whatever the fuck that guy was called....
>>2134011
It's alright, I'm not German. Don't need to worry about that happening.
>>2134013
......You win this round!
4ec338 No.2134017
>>2134007
-pets u-
>>2134010
I bet that turns you on, you little slut
Wish is my nefarious henchman this time
55331d No.2134018
>>2134014
>imagine living in a universe governed by the fundamental dichotomy that dictates your life either be RADICAL or SHUT INSIDE THE BASEMENT
Imagine living in a universe governed by the fundamental dichotomy that dictates your life is either as a vegetable if you do anything physical or removing all risks you and only you deem unnecessary.
4ec338 No.2134020
>>2134019
Ah TP help I am bleeding
My nefarious henchman has turned against me
f5182e No.2134021
>>2134020
Wish is SHIT
never trusted him
a8c95c No.2134022
c89c37 No.2134023
>>2134019
Shooting people isn't nice.
0fb2d8 No.2134024
f5182e No.2134025
>>2134023
Being you isn't nice.
3c871e No.2134026
>>2134018
I'd rather not imagine something that came straight out of your ass, sorry
instead I like to have happy thoughts about living in a universe in which not only are all skaters crucified, but also their skateboards are conglomerated into gallows that we use as a solemn reminder that it's best to not even entertain the idea of touching a skateboard, ever.
Come to think of it, why would skaters even elect to wear helmets? As if it wasn't hard enough already to distinguish them from tards.
c89c37 No.2134027
>>2134025
You want I should blow my brains out?
f5182e No.2134028
f5182e No.2134029
>>2134027
You uh, you what now?
a8c95c No.2134030
c89c37 No.2134031
>>2134029
If me being me isn't nice, I was asking if you wanted me to no longer be?
>>2134030
Thanks, bud.
7e4cc5 No.2134032
>>2134023
take that gun so i can get that pussy.
>>2134027
Blow my dicks guts out on her titties.
a8c95c No.2134033
3c871e No.2134034
Currently blueprinting plans to lure skaters with free tacos.
0fb2d8 No.2134035
>>2134028
So am I ever gonna get a better explanation? :3
Has been over a month
c89c37 No.2134036
>>2134033
You can, uh, keep that to yourself.
a8c95c No.2134037
6b1403 No.2134038
goddamn i'm out of shape
nearly killed myself trying to keep to 20 min
9f4798 No.2134039
>>2134038
>nearly killed myself
Darn, maybe next time.
4ec338 No.2134043
>>2134021
If u were never serious about any of ur e-relationships except for the one that means ur basically an MGD btw
>>2134022
You called him "boy" and that meant he's your sub
f5182e No.2134044
>>2134031
I mean, you can keep doing you tbh.
>>2134035
Probably not with the way you've been acting :^)
6b1403 No.2134046
he called me boi*
which means he wants me to be his sub
a8c95c No.2134047
>>2134043
I called him boi until he made it weird
Now I don't do that
6b1403 No.2134048
f5182e No.2134049
>>2134043
I already told you that I was adorable smh
a8c95c No.2134051
c89c37 No.2134052
You are all my boi's! So shuddap!
>>2134044
So I must not be too mean, right?
6b1403 No.2134053
who do you still call boi
that is the real question
a8c95c No.2134055
6b1403 No.2134056
that is a world i do not want to live in
f5182e No.2134057
>>2134052
I don't think I called you mean
4ec338 No.2134058
>>2134046
Don't you want to be his sub?
>>2134047
You're just indulging his denial fetish by refusing to call him "boi" now
>>2134049
ur a cruel succubus
6b1403 No.2134059
in hindsight i should have never said anything
i could still be DOA's boi rn ;;
c89c37 No.2134060
>>2134057
Not nice? I don't remember now, and I don't care to scroll up.
6b1403 No.2134061
>>2134058
hell no dude
i'm a beta but no sub
0fb2d8 No.2134062
>>2134044
And probably not if I do nothing, so
Fml if that joke ruined my chances
f5182e No.2134063
>>2134058
You spelled cute wrong.
>>2134060
Oh
6b1403 No.2134064
although i could get into some submissive roleplay tbh
and the opposite kind tbh
a8c95c No.2134065
It's the world you live in
>>2134057
Nice
>>2134058
Don't make it more weird than it is
3c871e No.2134066
>>2134050
his emojinal stability was shaken by the events that transpired
he was at a loss for emojis
the emojinal impact was too strong to bear
speaking of birds, i'm routing sunchicken strats
tl;dr let's meme ygofm and also why
dear god why
>off to comfy place
a8c95c No.2134068
9f4798 No.2134069
>>2134066
Goodnight my friend.
f5182e No.2134072
c89c37 No.2134073
Shame. We need more lewd lolis
6b1403 No.2134074
i find baby porn gross and frankly wrong
a8c95c No.2134075
Lolis are for protecc, not lewd
c89c37 No.2134077
But loli is just drawn. In a different universe where they are over 18.
f5182e No.2134078
>>2134076
i find jello porn gross and frankly wrong
6b1403 No.2134079
i guess if some artist had a really dope colour scheme or something
4ec338 No.2134080
>>2134063
-kissrapes u-
>>2134065
ur the one sexually bullying TP
>>2134070
Is that how you want DOA to pee on you?
6b1403 No.2134082
i suppose that is our greeting
hi anon poster formerly known as emma formerly known as wishy ;;
b7d7f2 No.2134083
>>2134078
>jello porn
What?
6b1403 No.2134084
>>2134080
no but oh shit dude do i have a pee story for you
so i was in vegas last weekend...
a8c95c No.2134085
6b1403 No.2134086
and i did like two lines of some really good blow
f5182e No.2134087
>>2134080
-reports u-
>>2134082
I'm Wish tho
>>2134083
Oh, I thought that was a jello before looking at it
a8c95c No.2134088
Don't do coke
That's degenerate af
6b1403 No.2134089
actually it's not that great of a story
yada yada yada
i pee'd in the closet
c89c37 No.2134091
Well who hasn't done that at some point in their life?
6b1403 No.2134093
i don't do blow
but they were all of the rails on the crazy train
i couldn't hang
b7d7f2 No.2134094
>>2134087
Well its just a lil' demon.
6b1403 No.2134095
>>2134092
dude i bet 20 bucks for your stupid canadian team in vegas
so stupid. i bet with my emotions because the locals were pissing me off
f5182e No.2134096
>>2134094
Pretty gay
>>2134095
> for your stupid canadian team in vegas
Vegas is an American team
6b1403 No.2134097
>>2134096
i bet for the jets while i was in vegas
sorry my sentence structure is at that becoming garbage point
4ec338 No.2134098
>>2134085
Sorry for interrupting ur denial fetish RP
>>2134087
I could kissrape ur asshole and Test would just passively watch and silently masturbate
>>2134089
Lol
6b1403 No.2134099
fortunately i cleaned up in baseball bets
f5182e No.2134100
>>2134097
The Jets are shit, entirely your fault tbh.
>>2134098
Test is a cuck
b7d7f2 No.2134101
>>2134096
You're pretty gay.
4ec338 No.2134102
Sports betting is legal nationwide on a federal level now
Are u excited TP
4ec338 No.2134103
>>2134100
How did you find out I'm dating him?
6b1403 No.2134104
>>2134098
yeah man it just ramped me up too hard
i knocked over an old person on the strip
my friend confronted me to calm down
i got confrontational and bailed
got lost for like 2 hours trying to find our hotel
a8c95c No.2134106
6b1403 No.2134107
>>2134102
i caught the bug while i was out there
like i bet on 2 saturday games
it was so exciting watching scores
6b1403 No.2134109
>>2134100
yeah i know it was so stupid
if you met vegas locals you would be annoyed too though
f5182e No.2134110
>>2134103
You're dating him?
>>2134108
Nani
>>2134109
I'd be pretty anime smug if the NHL gifted me a Stanley Cup too.
b7d7f2 No.2134111
>>2134110
Nothing. I am going to bed.
f5182e No.2134113
>>2134111
With the strength of a million and seventy men I guess I really shouldn't complain
Still I wish I could go for a walk without rusting in the rain
>>2134112
I don't think it's lewds.
6b1403 No.2134114
>>2134110
how are hockey fans ok with this?
one of my bosses is a die hard penguins fan and he likes vegas
in baseball we always shit on the expansion teams winning quick titles
6b1403 No.2134117
the whole thing just seems rigged
like the mlb juicing balls
6b1403 No.2134118
or nba refs being mentally challenged
f5182e No.2134119
>>2134114
Because they're retarded.
6b1403 No.2134120
>>2134116
you're the other one
6b1403 No.2134121
6b1403 No.2134122
4ec338 No.2134123
Has anyone else here ever wondered what Wish's cum tastes like?
b7d7f2 No.2134124
>>2134120
>>2134121
I'm surprised someone remembers.
c89c37 No.2134125
Not 'Murrican?
Not important!
f5182e No.2134127
6b1403 No.2134128
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2134124
>>2134124
one of the greatest rock songs ever
b7d7f2 No.2134130
4ec338 No.2134131
>>2134107
Yeah betting on sports tends to be the only thing that really gets me into them
4ec338 No.2134133
>>2134127
Not even you? I bet you've tasted it
f5182e No.2134134
c89c37 No.2134135
Poutine is just like everything French. You take something good, then you add shit to it that doesn't need to be there.
6b1403 No.2134136
>>2134130
probably helped me remember
and there's like maybe 3 of you?
>>2134131
especially when your team is last place and your catcher just got suspended for 80 games lol
4ec338 No.2134137
>>2134132
Maybe there's a hint of maple syrup taste
f5182e No.2134138
6b1403 No.2134139
there's a spot in chicago that has really good veggie poutine
but i would have to venture into the hipster neighbourhoods
kinda tempted
b7d7f2 No.2134140
6b1403 No.2134141
>>2134137
and a sprinkle of deceit
6b1403 No.2134142
>>2134140
i think there might be one more
but it actually might just be you and rewd boi
are you from /b/ originally?
i forget
f5182e No.2134143
b7d7f2 No.2134144
>>2134142
I remember there being Hu aswell. Aaand no. I can't actually remember where from, but I didn't get to here from /b/.
>>2134143
I was getting to that.
6b1403 No.2134146
oh right hu lol
i'm always so blacked out by the time hu starts up
f5182e No.2134147
b7d7f2 No.2134148
6b1403 No.2134149
did anyone ever figure out what a hupony is
bfda4c No.2134150
>33 carbs in 1/4th cup
holy shit
b65355 No.2134152
>>2134149
the best thing ever
4ec338 No.2134153
>>2134129
How u
>>2134136
I live in Pittsburgh and I hear my city's baseball team is doing surprisingly well this year
>>2134138
Stop making me think lewd things about you, you deceitful succubus
>>2134141
I want to kiss him but his lips are venomous poison
b7d7f2 No.2134157
>>2134153
I'm fine. Why did you leave the server?
bfda4c No.2134159
>>2134155
craisins!
how's diet/exercise going?
b65355 No.2134160
>>2134157
4m is not fond of corruption
6b1403 No.2134161
>>2134153
since when did you move there
i like the pirates just because they're always bad and i am american league so i like the bad national league teams
i wish the reds would finally start performing
>>2134156
i feel like it's been months
how you been
i was in vegas last weekend
that shit was bonkers
>>2134158
ooooohhhhh
it's sooo much weirder now
i figured it was a perversion of hue and pony
that would have made sense and not been hella fucking weird
9f4798 No.2134162
>>2134159
Well enough. Haven't done any exercising.
b65355 No.2134163
>>2134161
damn nice
yeah its probably been weeks tho
could be better
work getting me down
im trying new angles tho
f5182e No.2134165
>>2134161
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
b65355 No.2134166
>>2134164
An antiquated name I know him fondly by.
6b1403 No.2134167
>>2134163
what's been up if you don't mind me asking
man there was some drama this week that i feel like i squashed really quickly at work
like this bitch always overtly overly reacts when ever there is a change made
i tell her to calm down, let it play out, it won't be like he's saying it is
people just gotta chill man
>>2134164
don't trust the B in apartment 4m
4ec338 No.2134168
>>2134157
What Grim said
He's going to lynch a black man
>>2134158
TP tried to warn me
>>2134161
I was always here except for when I was in China and Slovakia
4ec338 No.2134170
JUDGE, JURY, AND EXECUTIONER
f5182e No.2134171
Erio !4M/dZWfqVs
>>2134168
About what
6b1403 No.2134172
>>2134165
like i might start going back to being mean to hu
that fucking shit is weird dude
>>2134168
but not like pitt...
like rural ass penn
i hate when people rep cities they are not a part of
b65355 No.2134173
>>2134167
My main coworker is a lazy annoying bitch but hes been there longer than me so I can't do much abt it (2nd job)
I'm the one that needs to find their chill in this case
>>2134171
hi emma
f5182e No.2134175
>>2134172
>being nice to him to begin with
omegalul
>>2134173
Hi
b7d7f2 No.2134176
>>2134166
Oooooh.
>>2134167
Alright then.
>>2134167
Okay. I still don't see the point. But thats just me being drowsy and clueless.
b7d7f2 No.2134177
I am going to bed now. Don't give me (You)'s for that post.
b65355 No.2134178
>>2134176
ur always fuckin out of it cherub
wake the fuck up
bfda4c No.2134179
>>2134162
is House up to any shenanigans?
9f4798 No.2134180
>>2134179
Oh right, need to keep watching that crippled asshole.
4ec338 No.2134181
>>2134167
Don't Trust the B was cancelled 2 soon :(
>>2134171
ur succubus guile
>>2134172
Not downtown but the Pittsburgh area
I never lived in a rural area lol
I think Sonata lives in rural-ish PA
>>2134174
Does that make u wet
b65355 No.2134182
>>2134181
It is a title I have removed for a good reason, 4m
f5182e No.2134183
>>2134181
But I didn't even do anything
6b1403 No.2134184
>>2134173
oh that fucking sucks
the established worker milking it
we got a couple of those d-bags too
why two jobs?
>>2134175
well like i would always be an asshole to him latenight but then like some one the things i would say were really awful (i only know from going back later and reading my rants)
i guess i felt bad
maybe late night me was right to begin with
>>2134176
4m is this d-bag >>2134170
i wouldn't really trust him unless you've known him as long as i have
6b1403 No.2134185
6b1403 No.2134186
>>2134181
i'm watching it now
james vdb is underrated
4ec338 No.2134187
>>2134182
What reason
Isn't your tripcode just a compacted version of it
>>2134183
You're excreting e-pheromones
b65355 No.2134188
>>2134184
yeah
pay is better than most secondary jobs tho so I bite and grind
why 2 jobs?
cuz I need that good money until I get a sr position in my main job's company
b65355 No.2134189
>>2134187
This is what usually happens to judge, jury, and executioners
>
and nah
it does have some weeb chars in it, super hard to get on mobile
f5182e No.2134190
>>2134184
You say awful shit to me every week though
>>2134187
Literally doing nothing
6b1403 No.2134191
>>2134188
what is the timeline on that?
damn man mad props
you're grinding
>>2134190
well you did lie to me about being a girl for 8 years
it is my process
6b1403 No.2134192
i didn't even think about threads last weekend it was nice
6b1403 No.2134193
or my stories for that matter
b65355 No.2134194
>>2134191
~2 years to go my dude
I've done a few projects and have gone from team member to directly assisting the leader hella fast
not long before i'll be leading a project and then finally have the greenlight to come up w my own and see them thru
b65355 No.2134198
8 fucking years?
has it been that long?
6b1403 No.2134199
almost 7 really
wish was the december 2011 after my september
6b1403 No.2134200
b65355 No.2134201
Time to pull the trigger.
6b1403 No.2134203
6b1403 No.2134204
so yes grim
wish has been lying to me much longer than you
b65355 No.2134205
>>2134204
a year or so?
I joined in '12
4ec338 No.2134206
>>2134186
I've been watching Riverdale
Does it look like the kind of girly show you'd like to u
>>2134189
That just helps you develop a thicc skin
Killing Lucy was pretty r00d of u tho
>>2134190
u better call life alert because I've fallen for u and I can't get up
6b1403 No.2134207
i just learn to accept it
and wish is still a pretty smart, funny dude
nothing really changes that
he wanted attention, and boy he got it
6b1403 No.2134208
>>2134205
oh wait you rolled in with like zero and 2nd gen?
no dude you were much later
4ec338 No.2134209
f5182e No.2134210
>>2134206
I'm just going to kms
6b1403 No.2134211
>>2134206
i thought about riverdale cause there are threads on /tv/
can't handle that shit
i do watch izombie however
b65355 No.2134212
>>2134206
It was necessary.
b65355 No.2134213
6b1403 No.2134214
i voted girl wish because best of both worlds
4ec338 No.2134215
>>2134210
Don't do that
Wish-kun is 2 cute 2 kill
>>2134211
It'll get better when there's a Sonic the Hedgehog crossover like in the original comics
6b1403 No.2134216
is it weird that i still get nervous talking to wish?
4ec338 No.2134217
>>2134212
I guess Wish-kun being 2 cute 2 kill is why you haven't killed him for lying about having a vagina
Very biased judge
4ec338 No.2134219
Is it weird that I get a slight warm feeling talking to Wish?
6b1403 No.2134220
>>2134215
yeah so that
don't trust the b
handmaid's tale
westworld
barry just ended
slowly trying to follow atlanta and legion
dropped fear the walking dead
those are my stories
b65355 No.2134222
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2134219
its pee
>>2134217
Wish is 2smart to b killed
I have no hatred for them
just disappoint
6b1403 No.2134223
wish still has that thing
cette chose
6b1403 No.2134225
6b1403 No.2134226
that charismatic draw
she is the type of person who will make 4 dudes rob a bank when she's 70 and mad at her rich parents
f5182e No.2134227
Yeah but like, what thing?
6b1403 No.2134228
i couldn't find the cliche french thing
f5182e No.2134229
>be a cunt
>that charismatic draw
Ah yes, that thing.
4ec338 No.2134230
>>2134220
I don't watch much TV in general
I only watch Riverdale because some ho got me to watch the first season with her and I liked it enough that I recently started watching the second season since I realized it's out
I don't think I'll watch the second season of 13 Reasons Why, tho
>>2134221
Wish-kun's pee? .///.
>>2134227
He means the e-pheromones
6b1403 No.2134231
there's still something about you
4ec338 No.2134232
>>2134230
Middle link was for >>2134222
6b1403 No.2134234
>>2134230
there's so much good tv on tho
not on tv obs
f5182e No.2134235
7e4cc5 No.2134237
>>2134234
This wish could just be someone else that started posting as wish, and the real Emma don't post here anymore.
6b1403 No.2134238
>>2134237
i know her typing profile
4ec338 No.2134239
>>2134234
I guess maybe I'll try other things once I finish Riverdale
>>2134235
What? He said "its pee"
Stop being all cute and confused
4ec338 No.2134240
This Wish is a RUSSIAN AGENT
6b1403 No.2134241
>>2134239
yeah dude and new kimmy schmidt about to start
a8c95c No.2134242
Daiakuma is a Russian sleeper agent
6b1403 No.2134243
well he does cyber hella eastern euro dudes
f5182e No.2134244
>>2134237
W H A T
>>2134239
I'm actually confused though
6b1403 No.2134247
stocking is a weird dude
he went from like cutting for haiku
to being a normal hetero dude kinda
4ec338 No.2134249
>>2134241
y do u watch so many girly things
>>2134242
I'm an agent of sleeping w/ ur mum
>>2134244
So adorable ♥ -gives you kisses all over your face-
>>2134247
>normal
Rude
f5182e No.2134250
4ec338 No.2134251
I voted that I'd rather e-sex boy Wish btw
6b1403 No.2134252
>>2134249
i'm kinda don't with the male perspective
i pretty much mostly listen to female driven indie rock too
4ec338 No.2134253
>>2134252
Ever thought about crossdressing?
a8c95c No.2134254
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58ab7f No.2134258