bd66f1 No.2130857
>>2130856
- "ooooh"s and peeks in to see what you're making-
436ba7 No.2130858
>>2130857
cupcakes, danishes, & cake
26f6cc No.2130865
>>2130864
Ay wus poppin' b?
093c82 No.2130866
>>2130865
kinda want to push your belly so it makes a sound like the pilslbury dough boy
093c82 No.2130870
i dont even care... that shits funny
26f6cc No.2130871
>>2130869
Okay, I know about the Pillsbury dough boy.
But WHY?
093c82 No.2130872
>>2130871
because he is poppin fresh... unlike the falsely advertised content itt
093c82 No.2130873
poopin fresh... get it? GET IT!?
26f6cc No.2130874
>>2130872
Oh, this shit's dead and rotting.
093c82 No.2130875
my shit tier dad jokes are the best I can muster... fuck you and your judgement
>>2130874
moldy bread... this is the 6 millionth time weve made a thread about it and weve become exceedingly efficient
093c82 No.2130878
ferrets are so fing adorable...goddam
093c82 No.2130879
>>2130876
hey, lets get off the mom jokes, coz i just got off yours
c3bd44 No.2130881
>>2130879
I'm definitely a mother-fucker.
093c82 No.2130882
>>2130881
me too... big fan
>of your moms thicc booty
093c82 No.2130885
>>2130884
>"man thats a nice cock"
113806 No.2130886
would you guys fuck a dog?
asking for a friend
093c82 No.2130887
>>2130886
no, but a cat is fine too
113806 No.2130888
>no
gay
not wanting to plow a female dog
c3bd44 No.2130889
>>2130885
and it's only soft too
c3bd44 No.2130890
>>2130888
>trips
fucking bitches?
Sounds good to me.
093c82 No.2130891
>>2130889
fun fact: theres a law here that you cant fuck an animal under 7 lbs
7lbs, 1oz... good to go
>>2130888
couldnt just eff a hooman instead, i mean... theres plenty of cock-needy ugly bitches out there yanno
3d490d No.2130893
093c82 No.2130894
also anal is illegal
cant drive a herd of cattle down main st.
no spitting on public sidewalks
and its illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket
26f6cc No.2130896
I'm gonna be real nice and ask you to not post that shit.
113806 No.2130898
im sorry wont happen again
26f6cc No.2130900
>>2130898
The next time is a permaban.
Just so you're aware.
b71602 No.2130904
we found his weakness, push harder boys!
c3bd44 No.2130905
>>2130891
so a great dane but not a chihuahua. what about a genetically altered gerbil?
5ca9f0 No.2130907
26f6cc No.2130908
>>2130904
What?
>>2130906
*Says it back*
093c82 No.2130909
>>2130905
the gerbil would be right out... obviously
093c82 No.2130911
>>2130906
hihi... have a good rest?
c3bd44 No.2130912
>>2130907
maybe an embarassing video of drunken sex with soto and the mod?
26f6cc No.2130913
>>2130907
A webm of a dog getting fucked in the ass.
df9826 No.2130914
>>2130908
hewwooo
>>2130911
good morning sams It was oka but I could have slept better how about you buddy?
>>2130910
hello my favorite fish dog girl thing
i hope you're having a good time too
b71602 No.2130915
it was a guy fucking pussy in the pussy
literally
26f6cc No.2130916
>>2130915
Oh geez, I opened it and closed it immediately, was it a fucking cat? That's even worse.
093c82 No.2130917
>>2130914
i did awright with it
solid 8 hours
working late tonight?
df9826 No.2130918
>>2130917
next week we start staying open an hour later and I'm not ready for that shit
8a3ab6 No.2130920
>>2130914
I'm just getting over being sick for the first time in forever, but mostly doing okay now. Have to go to a thing later which is unfortunate, I prefer to just sit in my room forever.
How's bard?
093c82 No.2130921
>>2130918
extended hours means more cash money tho amirite?
or is the scheduling manager gonna dick you on that?
26f6cc No.2130922
>>2130912
I wouldn't touch Soto with a 39 and a half foot pole.
>the mod
Have... we not met?
5ca9f0 No.2130923
>>2130912
That would explain some things
>>2130913
>>2130915
Posting Kyle's porn stash is a permaban now?
26f6cc No.2130924
>>2130923
I've made clear to Kyle not to post any actual bestiality. You can furry away, you freaks.
8a3ab6 No.2130926
furryposters should be purged tbh
113806 No.2130928
im not a furry i dont even know why i posted that im sorry
26f6cc No.2130929
>>2130925
I don't think anyone can help jacking off to Space Jam once or twice.
df9826 No.2130930
>>2130920
gotta go to work later and someones being stupid in my discord so meh but I am happy to have tomorrow offf
kinda not happy about that too though because then i have to work thursday and friday and I hate working those dayus
>>2130921
Well I mean yeah but for me i like ot leave at 8 30 after all the food is cooked and my job is done
theres no need for me to stay later
it's not worth the money to me
it's especially not worth an extra one hours pay for me to stay til 10 or 11 p.m when i have shit to do at night
26f6cc No.2130931
>>2130928
I'm a magnanimous God. Your apology is accepted.
Now say 3 Hail Marys
093c82 No.2130932
>>2130930
its an option is what im getting at...
df9826 No.2130933
>>2130932
well no, I kind of am being forced to work it
we only have two trained cooks and 2 more in training right now who are flaky
so I cant just take days off
and I cant just choose to do work like i used to
i fucking hate working in the summer
093c82 No.2130936
>>2130933
hey, i dont blame ya... adulting sucks
7b2f12 No.2130939
>>2130924
The one anon poster gets to.
Why cant I?
7b2f12 No.2130940
Also proof that Test is a fur friend.
113806 No.2130941
>the one poster
i have a name.
df9826 No.2130943
durrr look at me i'm being edgy on purpsoe
370467 No.2130944
>>2130942
Go have sex with cancer and die from it
26f6cc No.2130945
>>2130939
If you mean MFF there's a difference between a horse's dick in a coffee cup and a horse's dick in a dude's ass.
>>2130940
I despise this. I despise that fat wolf and this stupid trick.
7b2f12 No.2130946
>>2130945
So what you mean to say is I can post dog dick as long as it isn't in someone?
26f6cc No.2130947
>>2130946
How about you stick to cartoons and don't go treading any lines.
7b2f12 No.2130949
>>2130947
How about you stop playing favorites and let me post my dog cocks?
7b2f12 No.2130950
You don't even like this place.
What do you care if it burns?
113806 No.2130951
5a9298 No.2130952
Pretty long nap.
>>2130834
Franken Furan.
http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Franken-Fran
093c82 No.2130953
>we need clearly defined rules about yiffing after someone posts questionable content
c3bd44 No.2130954
>>2130952
Now you'll get to bed late.
8a3ab6 No.2130955
>>2130926
oha mi amor how are you
>>2130930
Why do you hate working those days?
3d490d No.2130956
26f6cc No.2130957
>>2130949
I can't help it that you're bad son.
Why can't you be a successful man like my favorite son Murder?
>>2130950
I want to keep it peaceful until it dies. Like hospice, you know?
7b2f12 No.2130958
I wield unspeakable power, Christopher.
Do not make me use it.
370467 No.2130961
>>2130955
Good. Finally getting a break after working damn near the whole shift. How are you doing?
8a3ab6 No.2130962
>>2130961
Pretty ok, still feeling a bit sick but the fever I have been fighting for the past couple of days seems to have broken so I'll live. Have to leave to do some stuff this afternoon but for now I will sit around and do nothing as I am apt to do.
26f6cc No.2130963
>>2130960
Did I awaken your innate jealousy of Murder?
>>2130958
I have the high ground. Don't try it.
5a9298 No.2130964
>>2130954
It's fine because I require less sleep now (in theory).
And my back doesn't hurt anymore, so that's a thing.
>>2130959
Enjoy.
370467 No.2130965
>>2130962
Lazy bones
Do you got a lot to do later?
7b2f12 No.2130966
>>2130963
I know where you live. I will come to your house and prove your dad right about the ax thing.
26f6cc No.2130967
>>2130952
I think that went past the point of "nap".
8a3ab6 No.2130968
>>2130965
I have to go do a few errands it should take most of the afternoon, then come home and handle dinner for my family. I am kind of hungry though so I may find lunch first.
26f6cc No.2130969
>>2130966
Not if I'm DEAD BEFORE YOU GET HERE LOSER
df9826 No.2130970
>>2130955
well, monday tuesday are both almost dead and not very busy at my resturaunt so I like them
then the manager on wednesday is my uncle and he's cool and it's only a little more busy on wednesday
but thursday i hate the manager cause shse makes me stay literally all night even after my job is done to help with the other people's jobs even though none of them ever help me and it's busy as fuck and on friday it's busy as fuck
but also because my other day off is saturday
when I get wednesday off, then i have to work two hard days immediateley after, then i onlly get one day off, and on sunday i have to stay super late
so two hard days, then one day off, then one hard day, then I have my two normal days again then I'd get a break again
which seems liek so much work and wears me down
however
if I work monday tuesday wednesday, get thursday off, then i have 1 hard day, friday, then a day off to reset
then i have 1 hard day, then 3 easy days
then i get to reset
7b2f12 No.2130971
>>2130969
So how long is the ban for beast porn?
370467 No.2130973
>>2130968
Make me some too
I'm starving
Also I am not on break anymore so I might not reply
7b2f12 No.2130974
>>2130972
Go ahead.
Answer the question.
093c82 No.2130977
df9826 No.2130978
>>2130976
me too.......
>>2130977
see you sama havea a nie day
26f6cc No.2130979
>>2130974
If you want me to ban you for some dumb reason I'll just do it. Don't make me do it by posting something disgusting.
5a9298 No.2130981
>>2130967
I need at least 7.5 hours so I can function. Ideally somewhere between 8 and 9.
I slept 5, so I'd still count it as a nap. Some people only sleep for that long each day, but I think they aren't people. Probably aliens.
7b2f12 No.2130982
>>2130979
I want to know if it's worth it if I need it for a joke or to piss someone I don't like off.
7b2f12 No.2130985
Seriously.
The fucking salo can post that but I can't post a dog dick?
df9826 No.2130987
>>2130985
considering it was deleted and came with the warning of a permaban next time i dont think that's a fair line you're drawing
df9826 No.2130989
7b2f12 No.2130990
>>2130987
I'm referring to Hutzpa with the cat ass image.
26f6cc No.2130992
I forgot why I was annoyed with Green Bean and I just remembered he insipidly posted at me in discord and thread for like an hour trying to cajole me into banning him for some unfathomable reason.
>>2130981
Yes, we come from Pluto.
>>2130982
The going rate is "permanent".
And in reality I'd probably tell you to fuck off for two weeks and then come back and say you'll never do it again because I can't help being nice.
>>2130990
IT'S PHOTOSHOPPED
7b2f12 No.2130994
>>2130992
Guess I'll just post gay cartoon dogs then.
Maybe save the real shit for a special occasion.
7b2f12 No.2130995
SERIOUSLY HE CAN POST SOMEONE PISSING IN A DOGS MOUTH AND I CAN'T EVEN POST ONE DICK?
26f6cc No.2130996
>>2130993
Can you.
Fucking.
Not?
df9826 No.2130998
you can all get kill yourself
f28ab4 No.2131000
thats water get your head out of the gutter
3d490d No.2131004
26f6cc No.2131005
>>2130999
Thank you.
>>2130994
I'm trying to figure out if there's a way to filter just images without filtering the rest of someone's posts.
5a9298 No.2131006
>>2130992
This may sound ludicrous now, but the more I lurk, the weirder things get.
7b2f12 No.2131007
>>2131005
Don't be that way, bitch.
3d490d No.2131008
>>2131005
> I'm trying to figure out if there's a way to filter just images without filtering the rest of someone's posts.
You can write script which would hide images ordering by name, without deleting a whole post
b71602 No.2131009
or you could just ban them for being unfunny edgelords
5a9298 No.2131010
>>2130985
The mods are nothing more than goatse-loving, dog-dick-hating play-favourite freaks!
df9826 No.2131013
>>2131009
he doesnt have the balls
26f6cc No.2131014
>>2131008
>You can write script
That's where you're wrong, bucko.
>>2131007
If only I could enjoy literally all porn.
>>2131009
But then I'd have to ban myself, too.
b5412c No.2131017
>>2130985
Dont forget that underage people can post, also.
5a9298 No.2131019
If I were to put dog dicks on a scale of eye vomit inducing horror, I'd probably rank it pretty low because inevitably, we all have to look at a dog's dick at some point.
Those animals are not exactly shy about them irl.
However, goatse? If it didn't have meme status, we'd probably be all asking ourselves why someone would elect to save an image of a prolapse middle aged man's anus, much less post it online.
You don't even get to defend yourself by saying it occurs naturally out in the streets.
7b2f12 No.2131021
>>2131017
>>2131017
>>2131014
I suppose I could resort to other measures.
>>2131017
7b2f12 No.2131022
It fucked up my triple link.
df9826 No.2131023
>>2131019
or the pulled open vagina with a burning candle in it
or half the other edgy shit that gets posted in webms on a day to day basis
zero excuse for it
b5412c No.2131024
>>2131019
You dont have old naked men running around with gaping assholes in your city?
>>2131021
oh god no
c3bd44 No.2131027
>>2131023
everyone has their limits for what is really edgy. yours just is small.
df9826 No.2131030
>>2131027
personal limits don't matter when the board you are posting that shit on is focused on pictures of anime girls
dog dicks
cut open vaginas and prolapsed assholes arent what is posted here
5a9298 No.2131031
>>2131023
I guess I can understand saving the webms for their uniqueness, however grotesque, but do people seriously have to validate their obsession with it by means it showing it to others?
Or did they somehow delude themselves into thinking we are expecting it at this point, and cessation of these posts would reflect negatively on their posting history?
The mind boggles.
>>2131024
Predictable, but funny, I kill you last.
df9826 No.2131032
if you want to post that shit then go to /gore/ or /dogdick/
df9826 No.2131033
>>2131031
i dont know man
there is zero fucking reason for it and the people in charge are complacent
381f28 No.2131034
7b2f12 No.2131035
I don't think the focus here is anime girls.
Even then what if I post pics of anime girls being raped or something?
df9826 No.2131037
>>2131035
i'm not gonna debate this with the dogfucker who left his own community to join the anime one
we've had this talk ten times over and theres no middle ground to be had
381f28 No.2131038
>>2131036
Doooo your beeeest!
26f6cc No.2131039
>>2131038
Why aren't more posters like you?
df9826 No.2131040
if you post gore or purposefully edgy shit or literal animal porn just to piss people off
you need to fucking kill yourself
7b2f12 No.2131041
>>2131037
I left my community.
You got kicked from yours.
7b2f12 No.2131042
Note I've never actually posted beast porn either.
c3bd44 No.2131045
>>2131030
There are quite a few people that don't post anime. And the girl part seems like it's just the norm for posting.
7b2f12 No.2131046
>>2131044
He said after calling me a dog fucker.
7b2f12 No.2131047
Maybe people wouldn't find it so funny to post weird porn if you didn't have a mental break down every time it got brought up.
df9826 No.2131048
>>2131045
you're going into linguistics now
trace the origin of this community and it's been an anime community since it's inception
fucking obviously the boy or girl part doesnt matter
we're far enough down the line that it's really only bordering on being a full anime communtiy but the fact of the matter is and continues to be theres no place for webms of shit or bitches prolapsing their fucking vagina or goatse or literal people fucking cats in their asholes
>>2131046
But your affinity for dogs does pertain to this argumenet
you wanting to fuck dogs has alot to do with this argument
where me getting kicked out of the alcie communtiy which I joined after I had been in this communtiy for well over 2 years has nothing, or what I can understand to be nothing to do
please
let me know how you plan to relate the alice communtiy to this converrsation of what should or should not be allowed to be posted here
df9826 No.2131049
>>2131047
It's more socially acceptable to be emotionally easily swayed than to be a dog rapist
you should be in jail
I should be in a hospital
you are literally a crimimanl
381f28 No.2131050
>>2131039
'Cause I'm a baby goat IRL and there's only room for one kid around here!
>>2131043
Hit 'em with the ol' Luka Bazooka!
7b2f12 No.2131051
>>2131048
My "leaving" my community has no place in the argument either.
So good job on that, sperg lord.
5a9298 No.2131052
>>2131033
Vote for me
I promise emancipation from shitposts and strict but fair persecution of undesirables
I also promise free ice cream to punctuate my generous nature and concern for the wellbeing of the hoi polloi that doesn't give a fuck one way or the other
df9826 No.2131053
quite honestly I wholeheartedly beleive if you have sex with an animal that's not a human you should be jailed and or given the death sentance
and most of the world would agree with me too
7b2f12 No.2131055
>>2131049
Grats on being an idiot.
I fuck dogs in states with no rulings over it.
So technically I'm not a criminal.
Try again.
c3bd44 No.2131056
>>2131048
I can only say that bestiality isn't allowed at all anyhow and I don't even save that stuff. As for the rest, it is what it is.
7b2f12 No.2131057
You also shit yourself over BC's simple existence. So I wouldn't really hold you to any kind of emotional stability.
df9826 No.2131058
>>2131051
well, it does
I feel it does
the focus of your communtiy was a furry based community
where everyone posted beast porn or comicly drawn male or female either gay or straight manga
it was normal for furries or beast porn to be posted there
it's not the norm here and never was
but you feel like it should be since you left a community that had those features
There's nothing i've taken from the alice communtiy that I feel should be the norm here
and even if I did I have no way of forcing it like you and your fur fucker friends have done here
7b2f12 No.2131059
Seriously. The fact you can't contain your god damn composure for half a week is why people think you're a loon.
df9826 No.2131060
>>2131055
lets solve this in real life if you think you're so tough
gas is on me
415 west main street washington iowa 52353
name the fucking time
26f6cc No.2131061
>>2131050
Pft. If only we could fit a few more.
df9826 No.2131062
i will start by breaking both of your arms and slowly and sensually make my way down your legs
7b2f12 No.2131063
>>2131058
2 people posted beast porn.
Most people spoke out against it.
Do you even look into what you bitch about?
And once again note that I have never once posted beast porn. Not even in the fur threads.
Remove head from ass, then post.
7b2f12 No.2131064
>>2131060
You work at fucking KFC. I'd feel bad if you had to pay for gas on such a pay rate.
df9826 No.2131065
>>2131063
I'm bitching about people posting in this thread literal animals getting fucked
a vagina and an asshole that are literally prolapsed
and wedms of people eating shit or whatever the fuck else mff posts every fucking day
i know what the fuck I'm pissed about
you're just pissed off that I dont like beast porn
7b2f12 No.2131066
Plus I don't feel the need to validate anything to you by way of physical violence.
df9826 No.2131067
>>2131064
then pay for it yourself you fucking coward bitch
for such a fucking fatass with a height weight advantage as you tyou'd think you'd be less of a fucking pussy
7b2f12 No.2131069
>>2131065
I really don't care what you do or don't like honestly. I just find your episodic break downs amusing.
7b2f12 No.2131070
Sorry not everyone can cater to your delicate sensibilities.
26f6cc No.2131071
Jesus fucking Christ I thought the thread was edgy before.
df9826 No.2131072
>>2131069
I'm sure that the animals you raped didnt find it amusiing having to deal with the complicated emotions and physical pain that come with being raped
df9826 No.2131073
oh no no no no wait
that's right you probably thought that the dog wanted to get fucked by you
7b2f12 No.2131074
>>2131072
The dog got its nut.
I'm sure it really didn't care.
c3bd44 No.2131075
>>2131071
/animus/ death match
7b2f12 No.2131076
Plus I was the bottom so the pain was on me.
Was a sizeable knot.
df9826 No.2131077
it's not rape if she was asking for it
7b2f12 No.2131078
*Wags my supple dog ass at Bard*
5a9298 No.2131079
I once considered peaceful coexistence with cockroaches.
They aren't all pests, some are beneficial, you can take them on a walk and they're cute.
I have never considered peaceful coexistence with shitposters.
Because none of these things apply.
7b2f12 No.2131080
>>2131079
Fool has really qt cockroaches.
7b2f12 No.2131082
>>2131081
Yeah. He's got all kinds of critters.
I'm going to try and hold some when I visit him.
381f28 No.2131083
>>2131054
It's just a general 'em. Like...go out and get 'em! Have a great day, ya know? :3
>>2131061
You're very sweet, btw. Thanks.
This place an always use more cute baby animals.
>>2131068
The little jammiiiieees! ♥
5a9298 No.2131084
>>2131082
As long as it isn't moths..
beware of the moths. They are evil.
7b2f12 No.2131085
>>2131083
Sabrina give nuzzles.
7b2f12 No.2131087
>>2131084
Moths are wonderful and I love them so much.
df9826 No.2131088
>>2131086
morning neko
okaeri
370467 No.2131090
>>2131088
How is it going bard
df9826 No.2131091
>>2131090
i've got cuts all on my back from the grass and it's itchy...............how's the day treating you?
got any plans now you're free from work?
26f6cc No.2131092
>>2131083
np
It's just nice to have you there being nice while everybody else is constantly at each others' throats or trying to prove something.
370467 No.2131093
>>2131091
I'm starving and I can't wait to get home. I want to eat
5a9298 No.2131095
>>2131087
Surely you jest..! They're like the suicide bombing community of the animal kingdom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erc7gwnSf38
7b2f12 No.2131097
>>2131095
They are gentle creatures who just want love.
26f6cc No.2131098
>>2131096
Oh I dare you to keep going.
26f6cc No.2131099
Nobody will even fucking notice you're gone.
7b2f12 No.2131103
Bard going to have a conniption over Hutzpas images or nah?
df9826 No.2131105
>>2131103
kill yourself you piece of shit you started throwing a fit when I was complaining about his shit
26f6cc No.2131106
>>2131100
That doesn't really count but I feel like I should count it anyway.
df9826 No.2131108
show up at my door and i promise you wont live to see another day
df9826 No.2131110
>>2131107
Im not gonna take that kind of talk from a fucking pedo
go fucking neck yourself
7b2f12 No.2131111
>>2131105
Grow the fuck up, Bard.
It's fucking porn. If you honestly care that fucking much you probably don't belong in this community either.
370467 No.2131112
7b2f12 No.2131114
I'll show up in a jock and you probably would just break down.
381f28 No.2131115
>>2131085
Here ya go, buddy! ♥
>>2131089
Uh-huh! You think it's cute too, or else ya wouldn't have so many baby goat gifs. Bwah haha.
>>2131092
Well, it's a rowdy group. I just do what I can. :P
df9826 No.2131116
>>2131111
Come fight me bitch
3d490d No.2131117
>>2131110
> fucking pedo
She is 19
>>2131112
Allah akbar?
>>2131116
Can i do this?
5a9298 No.2131118
>>2131097
Is it love of the fierce, fiery variety?
7b2f12 No.2131119
>>2131115
You're too kind.
>>2131116
Drive on over here.
7b2f12 No.2131120
>>2131118
Almost sexual even.,
df9826 No.2131121
>>2131117
Yeah but im not offering to cover your travel fees
plane trip is on you and then you need to get a ride to washington iowa
Let me know what you decide and we can arrange it
c3bd44 No.2131122
>>2131115
lies and slander
5a9298 No.2131123
>>2131120
Hot, burning love that ends in combustion?
Continuing to crackle like embers after?
To be gone with the wind with the next gust?
26f6cc No.2131126
>>2131109
What's wrong with you, buddy?
3d490d No.2131127
>>2131126
Psychologist cried when he tried to figure this out
ad0acf No.2131128
Oka-shit being a disgusting waste of space again? Not surprising in the least.
7b2f12 No.2131129
Don't make me rape your cat, Dragon.
ad0acf No.2131130
>>2131129
Jiraya passed on the 18th. I buried him next to my baby sister along with a good-bye card I bought for him. Thanks for asking.
ad0acf No.2131134
Madara has no idea where he is. he still thinks jiraya's coming home and is sleeping on my bed.
Hidan (red fox) is under the covers, unaware of anything.
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370467 No.2131138
>>2131137
I don't speak francican
3d490d No.2131139
>>2131135
But this is shit
ad0acf No.2131140
I just kicked hidan by accident and he screamed.
c3bd44 No.2131141
>>2131132
gotta be japan. only they would do something like that.
3d490d No.2131142
>>2131138
You speak burger?
c3bd44 No.2131143
>>2131139
triple worse. shit + watery.
370467 No.2131144
>>2131142
Oh that's a signature
How cancerous.
3d490d No.2131145
>>2131143
But it's still looks a bit funny
3d490d No.2131146
>>2131144
Що ви таке кажете?
c3bd44 No.2131150
>>2131145
I can't get over how it looked like it did it on purpose just to fuck with the other owl.
ad0acf No.2131151
>>2131078
OwO shoves truth-seeking orb so far up your assistance it ruptures your stomach and you die of toxin-shock.
ad0acf No.2131153
>>2131152
Fucking autocorrect.
7b2f12 No.2131154
>>2131153
You failed so I win by default.
5a9298 No.2131155
I too want some orbs up my autocorrect
26f6cc No.2131156
>>2131152
He's not allowed to say ass, his mom will get mad.
7b2f12 No.2131157
>>2131156
I can't post dog dick for the same reason.
26f6cc No.2131158
>>2131157
I can't believe I was the mommy gf all along.
7b2f12 No.2131159
>>2131158
Good thing I'm a good boy and never do anything wrong.
ad0acf No.2131160
>>2131154
Bites your dick so hard it snaps off then gives us rabies X3
c3bd44 No.2131161
>>2131157
if you saved that one webm i posted of the dog masturbating itself, i bet you could get away with that.
Then again, if that's considered fap material, maybe not.
7b2f12 No.2131162
>>2131161
Eh. I jerk off to most anything now.
ad0acf No.2131163
>>2131162
I think everyone hates you.
26f6cc No.2131164
ad0acf No.2131165
>>2131164
People like dragon because dragon is a normal people.
26f6cc No.2131166
>>2131165
I mean I certainly can't think of a single person that finds you utterly insufferable, unfunny, and awkward.
c3bd44 No.2131167
>>2131162
Some people like feet a lot. That makes any posts with feet in them porn.
I got banned for posting a kid on 4chan. It had nothing to do with exploitation and definitely not sex related but because a lot of people there are pedos, they banned me for it.
7b2f12 No.2131168
>>2131163
Good. I've been working to piss everyone off for YEARS.
ad0acf No.2131170
>>2131167
Why r pedos banned from 4chan but not zoofags?
There is a 'feral fur' thread up right now and it's not getting hammered.
c3bd44 No.2131171
>>2131170
drunk mods fapping to them before they gotta delete it.
ad0acf No.2131172
>>2131166
That's cus i'm none of tho-
Is that sarcasm?
381f28 No.2131174
MMF!
I've got a new webm for you if you wanna add it to your collection of weird stuff.
370467 No.2131175
>>2131174
Now he can post it every single day for the rest of eternity
3d490d No.2131176
>>2131174
> masturbation by sparks
Fucking japs
381f28 No.2131178
>>2131175
It's better than mutilation porn and giant dildos going up butts though, right?
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381f28 No.2131184
>>2131183
I was hoping you'd show up so I could share that with you. ^o^
5a9298 No.2131187
there's double cream oreos in german stores now but I haven't tried them
I feel like people are just going to continue assembling oreo burgers anyway because it's not enough cream
it's never enough cream
e42e69 No.2131188
>>2131184
Its gud. Gud jub.
b5412c No.2131189
But double cream oreos make double sized oreo burgers
aba7cf No.2131190
>>2131187
I hate the cream inside Oreos. The cookie is better, and even then it's a shitty cookie.
381f28 No.2131191
>>2131187
Have you ever had Oreos with mint cream? Sooooo good!
>>2131188
Oh, I stole it. But good job stealing, yay! Right? :3
e42e69 No.2131192
My friends once bought a load of boxes of Oreos and made an Oreo with so much cream that it collapsed downward in on itself and killed them all with its massive density. now they're all part of the Oreo burger they created, smushed into its infinitely small cream singularity
381f28 No.2131193
Nuh-uh. You're fibbin'. C'mon.
e42e69 No.2131194
>>2131191
u did gud jub stelsing
*pot pot*
5a9298 No.2131195
>>2131189
Which makes it a quadruple burger.
>>2131190
Oreo ice cream is where it's at.
>>2131191
Never even heard of it. Sounds like something you'd find in japan, like how they have a million kit kat flavours.
381f28 No.2131196
>>2131194
tangoo
>>2131195
We're like that with Oreos in the States. There are a bajillion flavors. I just like the regular ones and the mint. Especially the mint. ^o^
aba7cf No.2131197
>>2131195
Ice cream is terrible in general too.
c3bd44 No.2131198
>>2131186
nothin at all
>>2131187
they are selling cherry cola oreos and kettle popcorn oreos these days.
e42e69 No.2131199
>>2131193
Four unfortunate souls trapped inside a behemoth treat they pulled into being. An infinitely small cream in an infinitely dense cookie... located, in a very tiny parcel... of the Twilight Zone.
5a9298 No.2131200
>>2131196
No matter how much I like some variation, I keep coming back to the classics.
>>2131197
So are your tastes.
>>2131198
The most ambitious crossover event in history?
c3bd44 No.2131201
>>2131200
trying to make money on something. it don't even sound good.
There used to be chocolate french fries a while back in the frozen isle.
5a9298 No.2131203
>>2131201
>slit appears when opened
uhm.. what
lewd
e7f225 No.2131204
>>2131197
I mean, when it is melted into a slurry by the time you go to eat it....
c3bd44 No.2131205
>>2131203
some protective thing. You gotta have stuff about how the coffee places sell you to drink is hot or you could get sued when an idiot spills it on themselves.
5a9298 No.2131206
Just solved this. Don't google it, give it a shot.
You have 2 minutes.
>>2131205
I mean, sure, but I wouldn't know what this warning is even supposed to warn me about
e7f225 No.2131207
>>2131206
20%.
20 x 1.2 = GC = 24
35 x 1.2 = CG = 42
Too lazy to go through them all. I would wager money.
aba7cf No.2131208
>>2131200
It's true.
>>2131204
The worst part is that I used to stir and melt it until it was the consistency of soft serve it it wasn't already. So if it's summer time and I even step foot outside the building it just turns into sugar soup anyway.
5a9298 No.2131209
>>2131207
There is no need to go through them all.
I'll count this as a solution.
___
Ideally, you realize:
A) Since column 2 has distinct whole numbers, we can limit the search to whole positive fractional increases. For this we search for a common factor in column 1.
B) 20 = 4x5, 15=3x5, the common factor is 5. This means we're looking at these possible fractions: 1/5, 2/5, 3/5, 4/5, 5/5.
These correspond to the percentages 20%, 40%, 60%, 80%, 100%.
C) Row 6: 80 = HF implies that P must be lower than 25% because 80x1.25 = 100, which is a three digit number.
D) This singles out 20% as the only possible option.
e7f225 No.2131210
>>2131208
Exactly. Although, you gotta admit that when you do stir it up and let it melt a little, it is delicious.
Otherwise, I kinda agree with ya.
>>2131209
Well, yeah you don't really need to go through the third or fourth step there. Just brute force it. It isn't that hard, especially since the first option is the right one.
Divide everything by 5, add that number to the original. I did that to the two I picked since they both contained the same numbers, just in reverse.
5a9298 No.2131211
GS + impact mantle new meta??
5a9298 No.2131213
>>2131210
efficiency.
This is a 7th grade math problem.
It could certainly be made way more difficult, in which case applied problemsolving is just the fastest way hand down.
I myself started by noticing 80, then 15, which singled out most possible percentages right away.
5a9298 No.2131215
>>2131214
What's your opinion on sahara wataru doujins
804363 No.2131218
>>2131215
I could fap if: 1. artist gave naruto or sasuke cute pleasure faces like he does the gurls
2. Sarada wasn't starving
e7f225 No.2131223
>>2131213
Sure, and on a more complex problem, I wouldn't have brute forced it. When you are dealing with multiples of 5's, you don't really need to overthink it.
Took what, 10 seconds to do some quick division and addition?
Occam's Razor, my friend. When the problem seems simple, use a simple method.
2decd1 No.2131224
Where is there no hole and just a dent 🤔
e7f225 No.2131225
>>2131224
Your cute dimples.
6d6532 No.2131226
>>2131222
Saw it earlier, thought something was kinda off about it
b5412c No.2131227
>>2131226
dont lewd the middle schoolers
a1bf7a No.2131228
>>2131226
Gyahu also uploaded another one of the same girl.
Just less violence :^)
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6d6532 No.2131231
>>2131227
They're holding hands. That's a meme
>>2131228
tfw you cant find all the small artists on pixiv
9afa2e No.2131232
new thread
>>2131230
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>>2131230
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>>2131230
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dc0abb No.2131237
>Tfw ur sick and no itachi to cuddle up to
5a9298 No.2131239
>>2131223
When you solve a lot of problems like these, brute forcing becomes an absolute shit tier approach. You start noticing patterns more easily and the logical approach becomes second nature. It practically springs out at you. Especially when it's 2 digit numbers.
Again, this is a 7th grade problem. It is meant to teach you about ruling out possibilities.
Occam's razor applies to competing hypotheses. The moment you decided that the problem "seems simple", occam's razor is off the table, because with these problems especially, they only crop up because they are generally too difficult for whatever grade they were asked in.