fd8233 No.2116837
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
It isn't Gay to cum on trap tummies Edition.
faec3f No.2116844
576d28 No.2116846
WHERE IS SOTO I HAD TO GO
what did you write there buddy its pretty hard urdu and without context even i dont understand it certainly does not mean faggot.
we use gay for faggot here mostly
calling someone gay would be
"tum gay ho"
or in my mother tounge
"gay bachiya"
190241 No.2116847
>>2116845
it's got nuts of iron
576d28 No.2116848
also i dont believe that you're.a sandnigger which country are you from
seems like random words you chose and scribbled down
>>2116845
anime fox for you
790ea0 No.2116849
>>2116847
at first i thought its spine broke or something
or did it just get super scared?
or headbonked?
>>2116848
appreciated
190241 No.2116850
>>2116849
I think it got it on the head and it knocked it senseless for a little bit.
790ea0 No.2116851
>>2116850
omg that whale noise at the end
fuck i love brittany venti trolling
though she's obviously in it for the money
190241 No.2116852
>>2116851
I liked it enough to save some webms. One of them i forgot the name of though.
790ea0 No.2116854
>>2116852
my favourite one is when she deleted system 32
345482 No.2116855
Hi guys, drunk stream in an hour. You want me to make us some avatars for Death Road to Canada?
Please send me some (You)'s and respond, I'm lonely.
e4c7d6 No.2116856
Hey, machinae.
Your opinion that the conquest and imperial occupation, and then of course globalist subjugation, of third world asshole countries is somehow retroactively responsible for Britain and Europe rising to power in the manner it did, and that if only Africa was left alone without the Chinese or the Dutch going there and building railways and cities and towns and water lines and farms and teaching them what a fucking wheel is and how it works they would be all the better for it is pretty silly.
190241 No.2116858
>>2116854
That's the one i can't find
3d61ee No.2116859
dat laci tho... 6/10 would bang after shots
790ea0 No.2116860
>>2116856
Lmao how is that even my opinion
I was poking fun at the supermassive black hole density level of hypocrisy it takes to, as a third world superpower that has been periodically shitting all over the middle east, to tell "shithole countries" to "just fix themselves"
Nigga they wouldn't be half as shitholey without the rape of their people, soil, theft of their natural resources, dumping of trash, colonial taxes and withholding licenses to produce medicine
I have literally zero doubts that if colonialism hadn't existed, africa would look much better today - because we are interested in their riches and can trade technology for it.
Obviously this isn't the way it happened, so for the most part, technological progress comes through foreign investment. Which is a g r i n d i n g slow process, albeit valid.
Call me crazy, but i believe colonialism had an effect in the current state of "shithole countries"
and it certainly isn't for the better of it, seeing as the same people that will deny this are screeching like autists over people coming into their countries and acting like they own the place
d84b62 No.2116861
Y-yeah, look at what US did to Liberia.
3d61ee No.2116862
576d28 No.2116863
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2116855
(you)
>>2116857
salam godlento
>>2116860
thats way too much text and spacing there
brother
speaking of laci skip to 1:27
345482 No.2116864
>>2116863
Shambles, want me make you a cute girl for the stream?
790ea0 No.2116865
"shithole countries" is such a meme phrase
>>2116859
>needing shots
and here i thought i wasn't the only one that casually faps to laci while listening to her ramble about misogyny and consent
3d61ee No.2116866
>>2116863
i like you a little better today...
8a0aa7 No.2116867
>>2116863
What is your attitude to India?
e4c7d6 No.2116868
>>2116860
Oh, well that wasn't my personal position. I don't think they can fix themselves. Even with the help of the first world it's very obvious that the peoples of these countries don't have the requisite neurological complexity or behavioral temperaments to function as anything other than slaves.
Look at what happened when Britain tried to end the caste system in India and introduce a more meritocratic and democratic system of government. Mass POO outs.
3d61ee No.2116870
>>2116865
would need something to get past the overall grating sound of her voice... scores 6/10 because she really needs to be a mute
d84b62 No.2116872
112257 No.2116873
I just bruised my hand and cut my skin trying to open a bottle ama
790ea0 No.2116876
>>2116868
look at what happened when britain decided to conquer india just so they could extort china and have a proxy war with russia in the "now-civilized and democratic" india
trust me the one thing that colonialists DON'T bring is democracy
maybe decades later? but post hoc ergo propter hoc is false - elseways, africa would be telling US how democracy works, not the other way around.
d84b62 No.2116877
d84b62 No.2116878
>>2116875
That wasn't cute or anything >////<
3d61ee No.2116879
>>2116877
gief wat... soup or cocaine?
576d28 No.2116880
>>2116867
i am indifferent to india
i dont care wherever the fuck you're from as long as you're not a drooling retard.
>>2116864
yes please
>>2116871
hello anime cate
>>2116866
nice digits brother
>>2116873
be more careful please
112257 No.2116883
>>2116880
I try to be
but it seems even a plastic bottle has it out for me
3d61ee No.2116884
>>2116880
tyty
>>2116882
cant hang with the streamers... so much of my time already wasted on lady lilias channel over skyrim bruma
8a0aa7 No.2116885
>>2116873
Cut yourself again, but without a bottle
d84b62 No.2116886
>>2116879
:3c you know.
>>2116881
Good. being lazy before work. I went to a bagel cafe for lunch^^
sup witchu?
790ea0 No.2116887
>>2116884
brb gotta fap to laci
>>2116885
unironically a friend of mine did this while we were out camping and he saw his crush make out with somebody
just like with a plastic coca cola bottle
didn't work ofc
9652f0 No.2116888
>>2116886
that sounds nice
hungwy, might eat something after I step on scale
what kind of bagel do you like?
e4c7d6 No.2116889
>>2116876
So its Britain's fault that India hasn't accomplished jack shit since they left them to their own devices and washed their hands of the whole place many generations ago.
I see.
112257 No.2116891
fd8233 No.2116892
All the former colonies that weren't majority white populated/settled have gone back to their mudhuts and shitting in the street. Becasue niggers aren't able to civilization.
1687e9 No.2116893
>>2116889
Read books about imperialism.......
It's an interesting subject.......
576d28 No.2116895
we got fucked so hard by the british that even our language is mixed with english we use random english in most of our sentences and languages
tum gay ho
is how we say you are gay
>>2116894
tell me about yurself ukraine
what do you like to eat
how is life there in ukraine
are the people there poor
is it cold there
do the people like it there/do you like it there?
what is your favourite native food?
also call me a faggot in your native language.
>>2116893
hi ceras
e4c7d6 No.2116896
>>2116893
Read many.
Studied it in school.
I think it is a disgrace the way that the first world has uprooted native peoples and primitive peoples from their cultural roots by trying to impose caucasian centric ideals of freedom, anti-slavery, democratic government, freedom of religious expression, animal welfare, and of course racial tolerance.
Because only white countries seem to have any capacity for these things and they are uniquely white.
And because they couldn't adapt to these systems we exploited them out of frustration and malice and greed.
ac3d01 No.2116897
I want to be fisted by purple Marvel daddy
d84b62 No.2116898
>>2116888
I got a BLT on a jalapeno cheddar bagel.
>>2116890
hmmph.
790ea0 No.2116899
>>2116889
Yeah, but that has less to do with britain and more to do with your completely fucking baseless assumption that india has accomplished jack shit since they attained independence
which, by the way, was britain running out of money during WW2 and colonizing becoming too expensive
not "washing their hands of the whole place"
3d61ee No.2116900
>>2116898
wat
had a 50/50 shot of getting it rite
fd8233 No.2116903
>When mommy does the thing
576d28 No.2116904
>>2116900
>prescription
we dont need prescriptions here you can literally go up to any pharmacy and buy whatever the fuck you want no questions asked.
>>2116901
i want to force feed you my semen.
>>2116898
hf at work maddy
3d61ee No.2116905
>>2116904
with minimal regulatory oversight for safety too id imagine
3d61ee No.2116906
im incapable of making my own decisions, so...
options are:
sleep
eat
fap
exercise
wat do
9652f0 No.2116907
>>2116906
fap while exercising
this is the only option
do not listen to anyone else
9652f0 No.2116908
jerk off while running on a treadmill, or so help me god
576d28 No.2116909
>>2116905
you can get pretty much any kind of drug here without a prescription
>>2116906
exercise
eat
fap
sleep
in that order.
where did soto go i wanted to talk to him more.
9652f0 No.2116910
>>2116904
>pakistan
you're a few too many miles away mate
8a0aa7 No.2116911
>>2116895
> what do you like to eat
Many things.
> how is life there in ukraine
Fine
> are the people there poor
In compare to other post-ussr countries - no
> is it cold there
No, too hot
> do the people like it there/do you like it there?
I can't speak for everyone, but i like
> what is your favourite native food?
Borch
> also call me a faggot in your native language.
Ukrainian language almost don't have insults, especially that kind. I can call you homosexual, it's writes like "Гомосексуаліст\гей".
3d61ee No.2116912
>>2116908
>>2116907
id need a nap and carbs after this
>>2116909
soto tends to fuck off at odd times... his home is a veritable mexican jungle and hes probably gone buying booze....again
3d61ee No.2116913
and i dont have treadmill...
d84b62 No.2116914
>>2116904
that's in like 4 hours lol
3d61ee No.2116916
could take a walk outside... to buy ice cream
fd8233 No.2116917
Pakistani Anon are you feminine?
d84b62 No.2116918
9652f0 No.2116919
>>2116916
yeah fap while walking, get ice cream, then nap after
it's a flawless plan
d84b62 No.2116920
get icecream, fap with it, take a nap
3d61ee No.2116921
>>2116918
not a metaphor lol
>>2116919
...searching for those shorts with the hole in the pocket now
345482 No.2116922
Back from dealing with my mum, drinking cans of Woodgate DArk Fruit. Who wants to be a part of my Death Road To Canada Stream?
3d61ee No.2116923
brb, exercise and reward forthcumming
>>2116920
excellent plan... easily obtainable. implementing presently
d84b62 No.2116924
d84b62 No.2116926
345482 No.2116927
may the fourth cum be with you
9652f0 No.2116929
>>2116928
hello best poster
been a while, how's life?
31ef2f No.2116930
>>2116929
Hi, Neziwi! ♥
Life's busy busy, but I thought I'd stop by and bother y'all. I hope you're doing well.
576d28 No.2116931
>>2116912
just run nigga
>>2116914
oh
>>2116917
i havent been called feminine by anyone in years
so i would say no
>>2116920
fuck pizza eat delivery guy cum on car
>>2116922
did your mummie cut your gbp again anon
link it here
>>2116930
hi there~
ac3d01 No.2116932
>>2116928
Do not post heathen vice.
9652f0 No.2116933
>>2116930
I'm actually at the highest point of my life. Not in regards of success, but in terms of attitude and positive changes I've made. Success will come as a result.
Busy from work or just life in general? You are doing well? How's the husbando?
fd8233 No.2116934
Vice is great, I wonder if kanra loves vice
d84b62 No.2116935
>>2116931
Pizza is life pizza is love.
fd8233 No.2116936
Reminds me I need to rewatch gaycation.
31ef2f No.2116937
>>2116931
Howdy howdy!
>>2116932
Ok. Here's a happy scrappy pup.
>>2116933
That's fantastic! Just keep chargin' and being your beautiful self. I'm so happy to see you're doing well. I know you've worked hard for it.
Work's pretty busy, but we've got lots of family stuff going on too. Mom's birthday is Saturday, then Mother's Day is the next day. Gotta get everything ready to celebrate. ^o^
The waifu's doing good. She commutes out of town twice a week, but we make it work.
345482 No.2116939
>>2116931
What's a gbp?
My mum has gone home.
I don't know how to link properly but I give it a try. I'm gonna drink a few cans till I'm drunk and start streaming. You want me to make you a character?
https://www.twitch.tv/scantastic
9652f0 No.2116940
>>2116937
oh you have a waifu? i guess my memory is bad, sorry
sounds like everything is good with you, I'm glad
d84b62 No.2116941
>>2116938
Those comics are adorable^^
576d28 No.2116942
>>2116939
good boy points silly anon
i would like that.
what are you playing anyways
>>2116937
i here your the "best poster" around these parts
fd8233 No.2116943
Man, pizza would be good. But I got curry.,
Curry is better than pizza.
9652f0 No.2116944
112257 No.2116945
does pineapple belong on pizza y/n
576d28 No.2116946
>>2116945
its belongs on pizza as much as semen
345482 No.2116948
>>2116942
I'm playing Death Road to Canada.
Want me to make you a cute girl?
I'll start making characters and take captures of my work.
576d28 No.2116949
okay i need a new trip reccomendations PLEASE
31ef2f No.2116950
>>2116940
That's ok, dear. I'm not around as much these days. But it was sweet of you to ask.
>>2116942
Nawwww. Mr. Nezi's just being sweet.
>>2116945
It doesn't belong on MY pizza, but whatever makes the pizzacipient happy belongs on the pizza.
ac3d01 No.2116952
>>2116937
?
Is this supposed to be cute? They're feeding the dog heroin. He's a druggo doggo.
d84b62 No.2116953
>>2116944
sometimes at least.
9652f0 No.2116954
>>2116945
pineapple is delicious
if you don't like it on pizza, you either don't like pineapple or you've never tried pineapple pizza!
or at least, i'm hoping
576d28 No.2116955
>>2116948
make a qt and post results
345482 No.2116956
Made Shambles, I guess he is brown because flag, since he had interest in the first place, he can be my partner.
I can make all the posters in this game if you wish.
fd8233 No.2116957
Why the fuck would you ever condone pineapple on pizza. Another reason to dislike nezi.
9652f0 No.2116958
>>2116950
i miss you, just stop by for a minute or two occasionally if you have the time! *hugs*
345482 No.2116959
>>2116955
Posted results, I'll make a qt instead.
190241 No.2116960
>>2116869
KEK. I forgot. I didn't name it right. I only put the brittany part in the name so I guess it was hidden in plain sight.
>>2116928
112257 No.2116961
>>2116954
I myself do like it and don't really understand why some people are so vehemently opposed to it but there are many other toppings which I prefer
576d28 No.2116963
>>2116954
>pineapple on pizza
>>2116962
MODS
fd8233 No.2116964
>promoting Mayonnaise as an acceptable condiment.
096b49 No.2116965
>>2116945
it absolutely doesn't
112257 No.2116966
of course the commie doesn't like mayonnaise
345482 No.2116967
>>2116955
Is this cuter? Do you want different perks?
fd8233 No.2116969
Next you will tell me that it is acceptable to dip chips/fries in mayonnaise instead of tomato sauce.
Die Loafie. Please get cancer.
112257 No.2116970
>>2116969
there are plenty of better things to dip chips in other than "tomato sauce"
such as vinegar
345482 No.2116971
I kinda like mayonaise.
>>2116966
COOOMMMMIIIIE!
COOOOOMMMIIIIIIIEEE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
fd8233 No.2116972
No, you do not understand. Loafie is cancer.
112257 No.2116974
112257 No.2116979
he's got a big head
quite fitting
790ea0 No.2116980
is there a way to open the thread with only the last 50 posts or something
and are the QR boxes on mobile
31ef2f No.2116981
I tried that weirdo Dutch custom of dipping fries in mayo. Wasn't bad.
>>2116951
I saw an article earlier about a major gasoline crisis in Australia. It's beginning...
>>2116952
He's a good boy!
Gotta learn to put that snoot to good use, right?
>>2116958
I'll try to come around more often and bug ya. ^o^
Has anything fun happened while I've been gone?
9652f0 No.2116982
345482 No.2116983
>>2116977
>>2116978
I'm kidding, I can give a different perk.
Do you want me to post the perk list and you can choose?
>>2116979
I think they all got big heads.
Do you want a character made, Loafie?
I don't know what you look like so I can go through looks and you can say what you want. Guy or girl you want?
fd8233 No.2116984
>>2116981
Finally, honestly. Finally squid and goggles will ride eternal on the fury road.
fd8233 No.2116985
>>2116983
Nah, keep it, it is amusing. Baka ne
f42e4c No.2116986
>>2116942
>i here your the "best poster" around these parts
No, that's me.
ac3d01 No.2116987
>>2116981
I dip fries in mayo all the time. It's good if you mix it 50/50 with ketchup too or like drizzle them both on. It's what you do in Spain for fries or bravas.
112257 No.2116988
>>2116983
I'm not too bothered desu but if you're going to go through with it then guy
fd8233 No.2116989
Deleting loco from steam was always the right choice, fucking savage.
345482 No.2116990
I got a load of free spaces, I'll make Loafie now.
I'll be sure to make him cool because I like him.
fd8233 No.2116991
345482 No.2116993
I imagine loafie is smol.
>>2116991
I'm a maverick. I like things that I should like.
I like Fosters, MDMA, THe Bradshaws and being a nuisance.
112257 No.2116994
>>2116991
there are plenty of people who like me and with good reason
perhaps if you weren't so hostile you'd find it to be the same for you
>>2116993
I'm not going to agree with you on being small or a "Frantic Whiner", but I could never see myself being a "Friend of Dog"
345482 No.2116995
>>2116992
What is happening tomorrow?
8a0aa7 No.2116996
>>2116995
"Den pobedy" google it.
I will troll ussr scum irl.
345482 No.2116997
>>2116994
Ok, I'll change your perks and change it up a little, so everything else is good~
fd8233 No.2116998
>>2116994
PERHAPS FUCK YOU
ac3d01 No.2116999
want to grow flowers to wear in my hair now
3d61ee No.2117000
i have returned niggas, and i brought snacks. torrenting infinity war... which i will not be seeding.
hai sabs
>>2116924
back with ice cream... breyers oreo
due to the chunky nature of it i have determined i will not be fapping with it. likely cause of discummfort.
8a0aa7 No.2117001
Should i take a weapon for tomorrow?
345482 No.2117002
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2116996
Googled it, gonna play some music for the occasion. Gonna be fun I imagine. I'm capitalist through and through, commies suck.
31ef2f No.2117003
>>2116984
What if the Mad Max movies only take place across a few weeks. Like, everyone went nuts when the pumps went dry. Two weeks later, tankers docked and looked around like...wtf?
>>2116987
I like dippin' mine in spicy ketchup. ^o^
Or that weird smokey sauce at Red Robin.
>>2117000
Howdy!
Infinity War is ok, but it needed more Thanos dong.
3d61ee No.2117004
upgrading... codename bionic beaver.
and my sides
8a0aa7 No.2117005
>>2117002
> Gonna be fun I imagine
Especially "Punch a russian" part
112257 No.2117006
>>2116997
everything is indeed good and accurate
>>2116998
you've made your case
345482 No.2117007
>>2117005
Russians always ruin my dota2 games.
Give them a punch on my behalf, say SCANNER sent you.
ac3d01 No.2117008
>>2117003
that's a restaurant?
3d61ee No.2117009
>>2117003
no spoilers pls... i worked hard for this. literally all the MCU and series to arrive. ive heard the new luke cage season will run in parallel to infinity wars. june release. forever waiting.
hows things
fd8233 No.2117010
I am not here to be liked. You fucking troglodytes
>>2117003
>mfw
>>mfw the tankers pumped me dry
f42e4c No.2117011
>>2117010
That's good, because nobody does.
8a0aa7 No.2117012
>>2117007
When you see the russians, call them "pidorashka" it's a second name of every russian
31ef2f No.2117013
>>2117008
Mhm. Their burgers are ok, but waaaaaaaaaay overpriced. The only reason to go is for the yummy fries and the smokey sauce.
>>2117009
Sorry to spoil the fact that Thanos only drops dong twice, and he's flaccid. :(
Things were ok until I ruined the whole movie for you.
>>2117010
I really want to make a parody video of that now.
fd8233 No.2117014
I am perfect and dont need friendships from here.
>>2117011
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2117013
Do it! If you dont I will delete you from steam.
3d61ee No.2117015
>>2117013
i think were still good...
31ef2f No.2117017
>>2117014
Of course, I could always adapt my Mad Max/Crocodile Dunee/Young Einstein erotic cross-fiction instead.
I'm conflicted...
>>2117015
I think it flexed once, but it never got hard. I think they're saving that for Avengers 4.
>>2117016
It's American food. You dainty Euros wouldn't understand on account of you hate freedom so much.
576d28 No.2117018
>>2117000
i want to see you if you catch my drift
>>2117007
steam?
>>2117009
thanos dies
spiderman gets an erection
reply or your mom dies.
>>2117010
dont be like that bb
>>2117012
please show me some good russian insults i can use in my cs go games i alrady know the classics
cyka blyat, nahui idi pizdar etc
>>2117016
freedom
31ef2f No.2117019
>>2117018
>freedom
See, this guy gets it.
345482 No.2117021
190241 No.2117022
>>2117019
* ignores you back *
8a0aa7 No.2117023
>>2117018
"Russkaya svinya" , "Pidorashka", "Rusak", "Kacapskiy huesos", "Rusnyavaya gnida"
3d61ee No.2117024
>>2117017
cant wait... 3 mins to completion. 150 peers lol
>>2117018
uhh... no. jokes on you moms already dead. lol :/
fd8233 No.2117025
>>2117017
Do it, you have a week.
576d28 No.2117026
>>2117021
>90 friends
wow i didnt know i was dealing with chads here
>>2117023
what do those mean even i assume pidor is homosexual i have no idea about the rest
why cant i see how many games he has on steam
>>2117024
im sorry anon
ac3d01 No.2117027
>>2117017
je comprends pas
345482 No.2117028
>>2117026
Most of them are guys who love my supporting on dota2.
I used to be in a lot of chats, I forgot them all but most of them of them was circlejerks, I don't even talk to them.
3d61ee No.2117029
>>2117026
for what? being a complete asshole or being a massive torn hemorrhoid of an assmangled cuntolli reverse pap smear victim?
112257 No.2117030
водка водка путин сука ебать бабушка
I don't know what this means but I have it saved as a .txt file on my pc some reason
8a0aa7 No.2117031
>>2117026
> what do those mean even i assume pidor is homosexual i have no idea about the rest
Call so every russian that you meet
576d28 No.2117032
>>2117029
ill just leave then if im not wanted.
see you guys
8a0aa7 No.2117033
>>2117030
Vodka, vodka, putin(or huilo), bitch, fuck, grandmother
576d28 No.2117037
>>2117035
ill tear your boypoon in half, boy.
31ef2f No.2117038
>>2117022
:O
I didn't see ya! Also, gross!
>>2117024
150 suckers. Bweh heheh!
>>2117025
Scoob, these things take time. I'm not half-assing the erotic Aussie sausagefest of the century because you're edging.
>>2117027
Ba...bababooey?
3d61ee No.2117039
>>2117036
hey, my birthday is next month... whatre ya getting me. say is coke and whore(s)
>>2117037
thou furious
190241 No.2117040
>>2117038
you didn't see me all those days i tried to respond eh?
3d61ee No.2117041
>>2117038
...bleh its an hdcam vid. quality is doable but low
saving it for later.
whatre you doing today sabs?
fd8233 No.2117042
>>2117038
You never do anything for me. I would be upset. If I had feelings.
>>2117039
its coke
3d61ee No.2117043
>>2117042
I FUKKEN LOVE COCAINE
ac3d01 No.2117044
>>2117038
there are a couple people that come into the coffee shop that I speak to in Spanish
then i get funny looks from people like i've done something wrong sometimes
i hate it but it's also kind of exciting because it's a pretty personal thing for me to be speaking properly in Spanish. I sometimes think if I wanted to be open and vulnerable for a girl, or whoever, I'd let her hear me sing in Spanish.
345482 No.2117045
My mum wants me to make her a character. I hope this gains me good boy points.
3d61ee No.2117046
kinda wanna snort lines of coke off sab's abdomen...
345482 No.2117047
Cocaine is just an expensive cup of coffee.
I tried it, it was lame, ecstasy is better.
3d61ee No.2117049
were not all as hard core as you scanner
fd8233 No.2117050
I prefer cocaine. It is a consistent high.
345482 No.2117051
>>2117049
I know. Sometimes I forget that people aren't on my level of deviancy. It's lonely at the top.
31ef2f No.2117052
>>2117040
When was that? :(
>>2117041
Workin' like a sucker. I need to find a way to make money work for me and boss my way to success or something.
>>2117042
Feel this! hug
>>2117044
Aw, don't feel bad. I think it's sweet, and I bet the guests appreciate it. Which song would you sing?
3d61ee No.2117053
>>2117048
>disregards canada
>still forgets
>fukken amerifat
345482 No.2117054
>>2117050
Maybe cocaine doesn't affect me, but I don't feel high of it.
I prefer weed to it. I know when I'm stoned. I don't know when I'm wired off coke.
8a0aa7 No.2117055
> British talks about cocaine
So usual
3d61ee No.2117056
>>2117051
stay deviant my friend
>>2117052
consider working from home?
ac3d01 No.2117057
>>2117052
https://youtu.be/-RGx7H_-OCA
it's about sex and pee and spiders, and stuff.
190241 No.2117058
>>2117052
about every time you've been on in the last two weeks.
>>2117053
yep. i don't believe the numbers for amerifatia.
3d61ee No.2117059
>>2117055
cocaine is a helluva drug... marijuana, conversely is NOT a drug
fd8233 No.2117060
>>2117052
>tfw sanrina no longer hugs you and looks into your eyes
3d61ee No.2117061
>>2117058
i dont recall any census folks measuring my cock tho... strange that
8a0aa7 No.2117062
>>2117059
Drugs is for faggots
190241 No.2117063
>>2117061
don't do your census, wait for a hot blonde to show up.
3d61ee No.2117064
>>2117060
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>>2117062
only fagets is straitcore... retarded ass uke
>>2117063
no... I DEMAND THE FUKKEN GOVT COMES HERE AND MEASURES MY COCK
190241 No.2117065
>>2117064
nah. i'll take the hot blonde. not the hairy black suit guy.
345482 No.2117066
>>2117056
When I was on MDMA last time, I tried to e-rp Tak.
I ain't gonna change, I will be destroyed. I'm a dying breed.
31ef2f No.2117067
>>2117056
I get to do that sometimes. ^o^
Do you work from home?
>>2117057
You must've sent me this one before, 'cause it was bookmarked. Is it really about all them gross stuffs? But her dress is so pretty!
>>2117058
I'm sorry. It wasn't intentional. Sometimes I see gross thumbnails and don't register the (You). :(
>>2117060
I only hug my bed and my mama I'm sorry.
3d61ee No.2117068
>>2117065
hey!
they make lady parted govt ppl too... ill try my luck
>>2117066
so... you cybered tak? thinking mdma will prolly kill faster than coke
d84b62 No.2117069
3d61ee No.2117070
>>2117067
yessum... part-part time since i got sick
only do about 20 hours a week right now
345482 No.2117071
>>2117068
No, I haven't. I TRIED to cyber Tak and he was like 'lol, you retard, can't believe you're trying to cyber with me'
ac3d01 No.2117072
>>2117067
well it's just about being a stranger to love
and turning into an insect
3d61ee No.2117073
>>2117071
am disappoint... couldve avoided the whole consent thing and blamed it on the drugs. youre less hardcore to me now, sir
fd8233 No.2117074
>>2117064
makes me reeeeee
>>2117067
you tellin me you dont believe in premarital hugs???
345482 No.2117075
>>2117073
I tried heroin and I don't know how people get addicted to it. It just feels like a nicotine rush times 10.
I smoked heroin with this girl, she stole my xbox, I'll tell you more of this story in bits and pieces. Hope I get more hardcore now.
ac3d01 No.2117076
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
this one is just a really explicit little song about wanting to be eaten out and suck cock
3d61ee No.2117077
>>2117074
i t-thought youd like it if i stared into your eyes
190241 No.2117078
>>2117067
mhm....
this wasn't gross.
>>2117068
never know. could end up like a porn and you could get her fired for fucking her clients.
fd8233 No.2117079
>>2117077
Eye contact makes me uncomfortable, I do not know how to process the action as anything other than a threat.
3d61ee No.2117080
>>2117075
less hardcore, more dumbass...
ppl be dropping like flies from that shit
3d61ee No.2117081
>>2117078
sounds like a porno setup to me, i mean
345482 No.2117083
>>2117080
I know, and I'm like 'people are addicted to this?! This is chump stuff!'
I am a dumbass btw. Want me to tell the full story?
3d61ee No.2117086
>>2117083
fine, but god help you if its a fucking textwall
31ef2f No.2117087
>>2117070
Are you mending alright?
>>2117072
I just read that Laika is making another movie.
http://screencrush.com/laika-missing-link-photo-cast-release-date/
>>2117074
That's exactly what I'm telling you!
>>2117078
How is that a dolphin on wheels?
190241 No.2117088
>>2117087
cuz. she said so.
ac3d01 No.2117089
>>2117087
nice. new Cartoon Saloon opens here in a week or so. not Tomm Moore, but same studio.
also, cute video.
3d61ee No.2117090
>>2117087
slowly coming back... thanks for asking.
set a goal to get back up to 150, eating like a pig to get there
fd8233 No.2117091
>>2117087
Maybe I can hug you from behind, that way your purity is kept.
3d61ee No.2117092
side hug with pelvis in reverse 45 degrees is more pure
345482 No.2117093
>>2117086
I knew this girl who was in the same psycho ward as my mum. All we knew at the time was she was into 2-pac. We exchanged phone numbers and she was in because people thought she had schizophrenia. I fancied her, and I think she fancied me. So she got out of the loony bin and was invited to her house. She had drug dealers in her house and I tried smoking crack and heroin for the first time (Not a s good as MDMA), fast forward a week and she owes these drug dealers money, so being a white knight I thought she could keep my xbox as collateral till I got paid so I can pay off her debts. The drug dealer took my xbox and promised to give it back after the transaction. I slept over hers till payday but then the drug dealer broke in and stole my shoes and then disappears off the map. So I have no xbox and wanted to go to the police so I texted her that info and she said she'll counter claim saying I raped her. So I killed all contact off her, tried crack and heroin and lost an xbox. Sorry if I can't write better, I drank 4 cans.
31ef2f No.2117094
>>2117088
It's obviously a giant Hulk peen!
>>2117089
You're a cute video!
>>2117090
Get beefcaked! ♥
>>2117091
Ah, the ol' Catholic Schoolgirl.
190241 No.2117095
>>2117094
nah. it's a dolphin out of the water with Some snow tires and custom rims.
345482 No.2117096
So a lesson learned, never trust a girl from the loony bin, she could be a herion addled nigger.
ac3d01 No.2117097
>>2117094
nah
Also yes I can confirm that's how Catholic Schoolgirls hug. It's also how they make love to their men. it's cute.
3d61ee No.2117099
>>2117093
...fuck, you got a pretty raw deal on that. and this is why i immeately break it off with chicks that do dope on the rugular as soon as i find out.
>>2117094
im tryin, only 15lbs to goal. use my stationary bike and swim at the Y several times a week.
my leg muscles took a hit, so wanting strength back aswell
fd8233 No.2117101
>>2117094
The very same. Being of Catholic decent, I know.
9765aa No.2117102
>>2117100
hello sam
how areyou?
9765aa No.2117104
>>2117103
it's hot and my body is sore and fatigue
i wish i had more time for sleeps but i got work in an hour ;w;
i missed you :3
345482 No.2117105
>>2117099
Drugs are good though, I don't know why it makes people bad. It's easy. Budget well, function well, buy drugs for the weekend. It's easy. But no, people are like 'Spend all the money on drugs, steal from everyone, live like a dickhead.'
Oh, her toilet was blocked so she chose to shit in the bathtub. This is a real thing I've been through.
3d61ee No.2117106
>>2117104
youve been fighting?
time are you off, ill maybe be around later
>>2117105
i only see a problem where it interferes with life... and thats disgusting
3d61ee No.2117107
got these jolly rancher brand water additive packs that taste exactly nothing like a jolly rancher... how can they fuck up thier own damn flavor
9765aa No.2117108
>>2117106
me and my brother go 4 times a week
some weeks we go 3 some weeks we go 5 but last night was the first time back since the days off and i always feel more sore on those days
i feels it in my ribs on top and my back ribs from getting flipped x:
and its 2 45 p.m now amd i get off around 9 ish hehe
what are you up to
31ef2f No.2117109
>>2117095
BABIES!
Finally, something cute!
>>2117097
Spoon love.
>>2117099
I gotta start swimming. I keep saying I'm going to, but then...I don't.
>>2117101
Anominee Scoosi a'Prego cacciatore.
fd8233 No.2117111
>>2117109
The Gang Gets an Abortion.
3d5a77 No.2117112
>>2116896
>imperialist whites tried to impose freedom, anti-slavery, democratic government, freedom of religious expression and racial tolerance
Is this a joke or are you actually this fucking stupid
345482 No.2117113
>>2117106
At least I won't fuck up that hard that I end up shitting in a bathroom and smoke heroin on the regular.
Drugs are not a problem or a solution, they're a temporary change of consciousness, that's what I believe.
bddea0 No.2117114
>>2117109
the purest form of love
d84b62 No.2117115
usually there's not much shitting when you're on dope x_x
3d61ee No.2117116
>>2117109
the water at the Y is soooo warm all the time, its nice... and they got water weights
ill do a couple laps, leisure swim and do a couple more laps. its relaxing and doesnt feel like work at all
>>2117108
methinks 5 days a week is too much... hopefully ill catch you after work.
not much... chillen here
9765aa No.2117117
>>2117116
hehe hope so
love you sam
3d61ee No.2117118
>>2117113
i agree with your perception... some folks just take it to another level thats hard for me to look at
3d61ee No.2117119
>>2117117
love you too bro... have a good night at work
345482 No.2117120
>>2117115
I saw the pile of shit in her bathroom. It was nasty. I don't think the dope helped.
>>2117118
This is why I'm the best level of hardcore. Real enough to keep a balance and a lid on it.
3d61ee No.2117122
>>2117115
clearly you havent eaten properly whilst effd up
9765aa No.2117124
>>2117122
hehe no silly
opiods make you constipated
d84b62 No.2117125
fd8233 No.2117126
345482 No.2117127
Ok, I'm gonna stream in 30 minutes. If you want a character, just ask, I'll make it.
I'm hp[ing to get at least 4 people in to watch.
3d61ee No.2117129
>>2117124
lunno... had some pretty healthy movements on dope
#oversharing
3d61ee No.2117131
>>2117120
you remind me of the bassist vegan from that scott pilgrim movie
9765aa No.2117132
>>2117129
it''s just a very common side effect :P
plus the scanner girl is probably an addict who lives like that so you gotta go sometime right lol
3d61ee No.2117133
345482 No.2117134
>>2117131
Can you send a link from youtube?
I want to know more about this.
Plus, do you want me to make you a character on Death Road to Canada?
345482 No.2117135
>>2117130
That filename warms my heart.
3d61ee No.2117137
ill pass on the character, need to go in a few so wont be watching the stream
345482 No.2117138
>>2117137
>>2117136
Ty bro.
No worries, I don't see the resemblance though.
3d61ee No.2117139
>>2117138
no?
thinking more of the hardcoreness... youre not a vegan asshole
345482 No.2117140
>>2117139
I'm not that hardcore, you flatterer~ x3
Ihave the perfect mix of hardcore, dumbass and legend.
3d61ee No.2117141
also that whole concept of humans should be herbivores because of our dental structure is erroneous... ridiculous notion
3d61ee No.2117142
>>2117140
oh calm down you... youre not my type
345482 No.2117144
>>2117142
Can't help it. I'm a flirty mother fucker.
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3d61ee No.2117148
>>2117144
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>>2117146
cis female hetero normative. also nubian
ce7938 No.2120312