ac7392 No.2114895
>4chan will never convince God Emperor Trump to annex Canada for Lebensraum and relocate them to Nunavut for labor camps
ac7392 No.2114899
ac7392 No.2114902
>>2114901
You two are like ivory and ebony, chocolate and vanilla.
d5d188 No.2114903
>>2114899
Mhmm
>>2114900
Welma pls.
>>2114901
Hey fuck you loser!
a372b2 No.2114905
>>2114902
I get darker in the summer but no where near that
a372b2 No.2114906
>>2114902
I get darker in the summer but no where near that
Everyone seems to think I'm as black as the night sky
ac7392 No.2114911
>>2114903
Hah. Gay.
>>2114905
>>2114906
It just sounds more poetic.
d5d188 No.2114912
>>2114908
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2114909
:3
a372b2 No.2114913
>>2114911
I don't like that fag anyway
Stop shipping me
a372b2 No.2114915
ac7392 No.2114918
>>2114913
>>2114914
You two are like a tsundere couple.
d5d188 No.2114919
>>2114918
I've always thought that tbh.
a372b2 No.2114920
>>2114918
There's a lot of people I'm tsundere with
d5d188 No.2114921
>he doesn't actually like me
9c9855 No.2114922
ac7392 No.2114926
>>2114919
>>2114920
Make Neko your chocoprincess.
9c9855 No.2114928
Chocoprincess has a nice ring to it
a372b2 No.2114930
>>2114926
Kill yourself faggot
>>2114928
No it doesn't
d5d188 No.2114931
>>2114929
?
>>2114930
Calm down chocobabe
a372b2 No.2114933
>>2114931
Do not call me that! >~<
717885 No.2114934
>>2114931
im withering away
d5d188 No.2114935
>>2114933
Chococutie? Chocosweet? Chocodarling?
>>2114934
I'm sure you'll be fine.
a372b2 No.2114936
>>2114935
Omg
Stop coming up with them
d5d188 No.2114937
>>2114936
Chocobabe it is.
ac7392 No.2114938
I'm glad I helped you two realize your love for each other. I'm a good matchmaker.
a372b2 No.2114939
>>2114937
It sounds the best
d5d188 No.2114940
>>2114939
Thank you, thank you. I try.
a372b2 No.2114941
>>2114940
Don't be a try hard like tsuchi
d5d188 No.2114942
>>2114941
I haven't tried in 24 years.
a372b2 No.2114943
>>2114942
Longer than I was born
717885 No.2114944
>>2114935
i've only ate water in past 24h
d5d188 No.2114945
>>2114944
You don't eat water, Luka.
c7f469 No.2114952
colbs and luka are dating? :o
d5d188 No.2114953
Me and Luka and Neko and Tsuchi and everyone
b5e32a No.2114955
The gardener here atm looks like a Canadian woodcutter and is a goddamn chainsaw master.
Is looking Canadian a requirement for advanced woodcutting knowledge?
b5e32a No.2114957
b5e32a No.2114958
>>2114956
Just realised he said people should be able to marry homo for free.
He wants to tax CIS people for having weddings because they have to pay for them.
I think he homo, not hetero, he's trying to ruse us all.
107cd3 No.2114962
f5cf86 No.2114963
>>2114962
I think you're a ghost
107cd3 No.2114964
f5cf86 No.2114965
>>2114964
but ghosts arent alive
107cd3 No.2114968
>>2114965
I am strange ghost
41faa2 No.2114973
>Whenever you see like a video or documentary about someone that's profoundly fucked up and yet they 99% of the time still have a significant other
>extremely autistic, blind and deaf, 600 pounds, horribly facially disfigured, missing all their limbs, paralyzed from the neck down, religious about pac-man
>fucking no matter what fucked up shit, they always have someone
>and yet you're still permanently single
fuck life, man
1984df No.2114974
>>2114973
People are awful anyway.
>>2114969
Go to sleep. It's Monday tomorrow, and I get the impression you've got nothing to do right now.
d5d188 No.2114976
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
41faa2 No.2114977
exactly. sex robots need to be developed to the point where they're fully functioning.
once a sex robot can move on its own, the AI is amazing and you can have full conversations with it without ever feeling like it's a robot I'd gladly drop 100k on one
c7f469 No.2114978
or, ya know, just find a person you like for free
41faa2 No.2114979
>>2114978
>female
>okay with dating a trap
>plays vidya games
>in phoenix
>single
>not some "I'm polyamourous" retard
We're already down to like 5 people
c7f469 No.2114980
>>2114979
you don't like boys or girls?
and you know you don't have to play video games to be good bf/gf material
c7f469 No.2114981
well that makes it sound like traps aren't girls but
you know what i mean, regular girls
with vaginas
bdbe52 No.2114982
traps aren't girls though
41faa2 No.2114983
>>2114980
wow you looked at a list of requirements and thought I was trying to describe myself
0/10, see me after class
717885 No.2114984
>>2114980
;~; ...b-but video games....
c7f469 No.2114985
>>2114983
ohhhhhhhhhhhh
srry
you only like girls then?
41faa2 No.2114986
I would never waste my time trying to date someone who doesn't play video games. it's so integral to my personality that there would be no compatibility. almost literally no interests would line up.
>>2114985
yeah
b795a7 No.2114987
>>2114986
It must be interesting having a single aspect become the entirety of your compatibility with another person.
bdbe52 No.2114988
d5d188 No.2114989
I could literally only date a woman who goes by Smiles
What a strange coincidence.
506a6c No.2114990
d5d188 No.2114991
I said woman. I can date a man named Louise.
41faa2 No.2114992
>>2114987
okay but think about it, would you be able to date someone who has no knowledge or familiarity with something that is integral to who you are?
also most of the time people that don't play video games will resent you for playing them so much. I always hear about girlfriends telling their boyfriends they can't play video games because they feel like they're being ignored and choosing video games over them.
it'd be like trying to date someone who doesn't speak your language and who lived their entire life in a different country.
>>2114988
I mean if I had a clone...
506a6c No.2114993
So you would settle for a woman.
506a6c No.2114997
I am a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law.
506a6c No.2114999
d5d188 No.2115000
I'm just kidding pls keep talking ilu
1984df No.2115001
>>2115000
You shut him up and then ruin the moment?
d5d188 No.2115003
>>2115001
Well duh, it's my style
ac7392 No.2115005
But does anyone even want Fish?
1984df No.2115006
>>2115002
You have no style, you have no grace.
c7f469 No.2115007
But does anyone even want Tsuchi?
1984df No.2115008
Well, that was supposed to be at Ian, but whatever.
1984df No.2115009
>>2115007
There is at least one person on Earth desperate enough.
ac7392 No.2115010
>>2115007
Test in a mini skirt.
d5d188 No.2115011
>>2115008
IT WAS LOOKING AT ME
I SAW IT
b795a7 No.2115012
>>2114989
There's plenty of those going around I think.
>>2114992
>okay but think about it, would you be able to date someone who has no knowledge or familiarity with something that is integral to who you are?
This is basically most relationships. A lot of the time a relationship has aspects of growth or sharing what the other believes in.
If it wasn't for Tsuchi there is plenty that I wouldn't be enjoying today if he didn't pressure me into it.
Also don't believe in stereotypes. Come on.
d5d188 No.2115013
>>2115012
I think it's me and you
Fellow women unite
ac7392 No.2115014
All I've ever done is ever done is tell you how what you like is shit.
c7f469 No.2115015
>>2115014
>All I've ever done is ever done is
1984df No.2115016
>>2115010
I pray that your death is painful and humiliating.
717885 No.2115017
>>2115013
catch me a Gorochu
717885 No.2115019
>>2115018
use a master ball !
ac7392 No.2115020
>>2115016
You will die in a car crash with another man's dick in your mouth.
d5d188 No.2115022
>>2115019
Gorochu doesn't exist tho
b795a7 No.2115023
>>2115013
YAY
GURLPOWER
>>2115014
This is why my mother doesn't like you.
717885 No.2115024
>>2115022
:(
it was supposed to...
just like me ;~;
1984df No.2115025
>>2115024
What does this even mean?
b795a7 No.2115026
>>2115024
Are you saying you don't exist Luka?
Is this the deepest lore?
ac7392 No.2115027
>>2115021
American Gods.
>>2115023
Your mother doesn't like me because I'm white.
d5d188 No.2115028
>>2115023
Remember when you had morals?
c7f469 No.2115029
>>2115020
>>2115021
driving while you're getting head is very difficult, I can see Test dying this way
b795a7 No.2115030
>>2115028
I have morals that I abide by
None of that has changed.
506a6c No.2115031
d5d188 No.2115033
>>2115030
pffffffttttttttttttttttttt
>>2115031
ikr?
1984df No.2115034
>>2115027
Haven't seen it. Just finished Cowboy Bebop a couple hours ago because I never watched it when I was younger because spoilers are discouraging, and everybody knows how it ends.
>>2115030
Remember when you threw blessings around and proselytized? I liked that persona. Don't be discouraged by the you just don't turn me on guy, we bullied the bad man away.
ac7392 No.2115036
>>2115034
There's only eight episodes aired so far. It's easy enough to catch up on.
717885 No.2115037
>>2115025
what is meaning.....
u_u
>>2115026
do i exist?
b795a7 No.2115038
>>2115027
She hates you because you leave bruises.
>>2115033
Me-ow
I didn't know tonight was for catty behavior.
>>2115034
Nah, was never much of the thread preacher, but I do remember being asked to explain my faith many of times.
Did you really bully the bad man away just for me?
d5d188 No.2115039
>>2115038
Bitch you should always be prepared for a fight when you come here
1984df No.2115040
>>2115036
I might watch it. I need to finally get around to Westworld as well, though.
>>2115038
Just for you, sweet cheeks.
Also he was smelly. He reeked of a lack of self esteem.
>>2115037
Do I look like a philosopher?
b795a7 No.2115041
>>2115039
Most people have learned that fighting me is a futile effort.
I've scarred a couple of people that got too close.
>>2115040
Thanks guys!
I knew you guys cared.
ac7392 No.2115043
>>2115038
She hates me because I don't want want to open the borders for all of her ilk.
c7f469 No.2115044
is it bad that I've never seen the Avengers' movies?
506a6c No.2115045
717885 No.2115046
>>2115044
it's a uber kewl movie ^_^
ac7392 No.2115047
The Avengers movie exist only to rub one out to ScarJo in public.
d5d188 No.2115048
>>2115041
Oh I don't care to seriously fight you, nor do I care to get too close to you. I'll let you self-destruct on your own :)
>>2115044
Nah not really
c7f469 No.2115049
>>2115045
Ah okay, thank you angry yelling man.
1984df No.2115050
>>2115041
It's the love of Jesus filling our spirits with generosity.
>>2115044
They're fun. They're not great. That's like asking me if it's a bad thing you haven't been to six flags. It's not like you really enrich your life, it's just an alright time.
>>2115042
Pft.
506a6c No.2115051
>>2115049
I am a growing young woman going through changes.
ac7392 No.2115052
Darwin is the artist formerly known as Reiko.
c7f469 No.2115054
>>2115051
May your periods occur when I am not around, young lady.
>>2115050
okie dokie
506a6c No.2115055
b795a7 No.2115056
>>2115043
Stop beating me please daddy
>>2115048
You might be waiting for a while.
>>2115050
And some of you people with Humanity thankful.
717885 No.2115057
>>2115050
:flushed_emoji:
u stroking ur beard
.thug
:thinking_emojii:
d5d188 No.2115058
>>2115055
Search your feelings.You know it to be true.
>>2115056
I have time.
1984df No.2115059
>>2115057
Stop.
>>2115056
>And some of you people with Humanity thankful.
You've had one too many.
717885 No.2115060
>>2115059
:3
daww~ how cute
your all embasressed and stuff!
ac7392 No.2115061
>>2115056
What would I be without beating up a 400 pound transvestite to make myself feel like a real man?
b795a7 No.2115063
>>2115058
It's been 3 years
How much longer will you wait? One would think that you'd just move on.
>>2115059
Shhh no one knows that.
>>2115061
Well your dick stopped working so I can see your point.
d5d188 No.2115064
>>2115063
Only 3 years? Huh.
c7f469 No.2115065
What's a good movie I should watch?
b795a7 No.2115069
>>2115064
3 years interacting with you and people in thread.
Others have waited longer.
1984df No.2115070
>>2115063
It's too late, everybody can smell the tequila.
717885 No.2115071
ac7392 No.2115072
>>2115063
My impotency is only because the sight of you couldn't even make the most desperate of person anything more than flaccid.
ac7392 No.2115073
I legitimately wonder if Luka has brain damage.
717885 No.2115075
>>2115074
Yoooo! [insert traditional japanese sound]
jimbo~
ac7392 No.2115077
Don't make Holocaust jokes. We have a Nazi German poster now.
1984df No.2115079
>>2115075
Same.
>>2115077
It's fine, you can make jokes about tragedies that didn't happen.
b795a7 No.2115080
>>2115070
It's a great smell
>>2115072
Is that what you tell your whores that you think you're sneaking behind my back as well?
>>2115076
Better start getting better about it
1984df No.2115082
>>2115081
That's life. You're lonely and then you die.
717885 No.2115085
>>2115082
i want to feel wanted.
ac7392 No.2115087
>>2115085
Contribute something meaningful to society then.
fa6496 No.2115089
>>2115085
I want you to want me
5f52eb No.2115090
>>2115085
commit an act of terrorism
1984df No.2115091
>>2115085
Desire is the source of suffering, silly.
Achieve enlightenment, Luka. Sever your attachments.
717885 No.2115094
>>2115089
how?
:O
>>2115090
scary :(
>>2115091
why must it be soo empty?
ac7392 No.2115096
>>2115090
He's a nigger. He can drive a truck through a crowd and it'll just be called empowerment.
fa6496 No.2115097
>>2115094
hehe.......
>>2115095
H-hewwoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5f52eb No.2115098
>>2115094
not if you take antidepressants
many acts of terrorism are committed on antidepressants
b5e32a No.2115099
>>2115091
>>2115094
Serving yourself is comf af
>>2115095
r u real?
>pic
>>2115093
ohai
fa6496 No.2115100
>>2115099
how is your day going mate
5f52eb No.2115101
>>2115096
do you want the world to be less racist, or do you want to be as racist as everyone else?
you can't have it both ways.
1984df No.2115103
>>2115094
Life is a disease clinging to a damp rock hurtling through the void.
How could it not be empty?
>>2115099
Same. I exist by my need to self oblige.
ac7392 No.2115104
>>2115102
Hi, Bed. I'm dad.
5f52eb No.2115105
>>2115102
weird comma usage.
b5e32a No.2115106
>>2115100
Its my day off.
I went to work anyway to have a coffee and sit down with book, I live next to the beach so I sat at a beach hut afterwards with my vaporiser.
fa6496 No.2115107
>>2115103
DONT
PUSH
ME
CAUSE
I'M
CLOSE
TO
THE
EDGE
ac7392 No.2115108
>>2115101
I want the world to rid itself of its plight of niggers.
fa6496 No.2115109
>>2115106
that sounds very relaxing
i'm enjoying my vaporiser tonight too.....
what are you reading?
717885 No.2115110
>>2115097
hewwo
:)
>>2115098
scary medicine messing with your mind....
>>2115099
serving yourself feels empty...
>>2115103
but it's life?
what do we do?
life needs life to make more life? is that all there is to life?
ac7392 No.2115111
>>2115110
>scary medicine messing with your mind....
You of all people need pharmacological help.
a8c099 No.2115112
>>2115099
just open the door
1984df No.2115113
>>2115110
That's certainly a driving force in us. But you do you booboo.
>>2115107
I'm trying not to lose my head.
b5e32a No.2115114
>>2115103
>>2115110
I know I am wanted despite my solitude, which does not leave me empty and wanting for more.
Wishing for a significant other can be healthy, but only if you learn to be content without.
Why feel for one you do not know and when you do feel something for someone, saying it is the only thing one needs to do.
1984df No.2115115
>>2115114
This all means nothing to me.
5f52eb No.2115116
>>2115110
I agree. and it doesn't fix anything. it just makes you more okay with things.
and life isn't inherently empty, luka. to me, any action in life needs to be to towards having the things you want, and loving the moments it takes to get there.
717885 No.2115117
>>2115113
"do as i say, not as i do."
717885 No.2115118
>>2115114
getting to know them is the
b5e32a No.2115119
>>2115115
One can be wholly self focused, as I am now.
I am not searching for another, so I also do not care for identifying a suitor.
If someone however was near perfect, I would notice without trying.
I would accept it, but I dont WANT it.
717885 No.2115120
>>2115116
what actions do you take?
how have they helped you?
5f52eb No.2115121
>>2115108
u joek. but you have greivences with society. I'm just saying its hypocritical to dislike the media painting people with a broad brush, while you use a broad brush yourself.
1984df No.2115123
>>2115117
Sure.
>>2115119
I didn't even notice the conversation had switched over to suitors and romance. Thought it was a more general talk, considering Luka pretends they don't even like sexual things. They're "pure".
b5e32a No.2115124
>>2115118
You change my life every day by talking to me.
You can give me a view from a different perspective.
You're wanted by me at least.
Both men and women can care about people platonically, giving reason to want them around.
If however you wish to play funnybuggers and want to get homo, I can do that too.
1984df No.2115125
>>2115122
/jp/ is all one large shitpost.
ac7392 No.2115126
>>2115121
I have no issue with the foundations of society or painting with broad strokes. I dislike peoples and groups and care nothing of their imaginary plights and only hope they end up in the hell they accuse society of fostering towards them.
b5e32a No.2115127
>>2115123
I care about other human beings.
The human race on a whole leaves a bitter taste in my mouth, however I like the individual.
Other peoples negative emotions do not offload onto me, so I need not keep myself distant to keep myself sane.
1984df No.2115128
>>2115127
>The human race on a whole leaves a bitter taste in my mouth
Cleansing nuclear fire when?
717885 No.2115129
>>2115123
> .
>>2115124
*hug*
i don't know what funny burger is
b5e32a No.2115130
>>2115128
I revel in friendships but relationships are too much of a barrier for me to do what the fuck I want 24/7, so I dislike them.
>>2115129
Funnybuggers "to fuck around"
b5e32a No.2115131
>>2115129
play funnybuggers "to fuck around"**
5f52eb No.2115134
>>2115120
learning my patterns. understanding my bad habits that always made me feel worse but always ignored. there's still a ways to go, but I feel much happier these days. learning the influences of taking care of my biology with exercise and proper sleep, and falling in love with the sanity that comes from consistency.
once I got sanity, I could deal with things easier. figure things out easier. there have been things I want, and I'm more patient with taking the steps to get them. you have to love the steps it takes to get what you want, or you'll give up and be scared to try again if you fail.
you have to love the process of changing and learning. or you'll give up.
b5e32a No.2115135
>>2115134
>you have to love the process of changing and learning. or you'll give up.
tis the only way to live
5f52eb No.2115136
>>2115126
and so you're okay with everyone painting with broad strokes, disliking peoples and groups, calling your own plights imaginary.
717885 No.2115138
>>2115134
you give up consistancy
ac7392 No.2115140
>>2115136
I have no plights in society. There's no magical boogeymen out to get me nor embolden me.
5f52eb No.2115141
>>2115138
one gives up, or I gave up?
5f52eb No.2115142
>>2115140
you don't feel the current zeitgeist is unduly harsh on white people?
717885 No.2115143
>>2115141
one gives up
RIP sanity.
ac7392 No.2115145
>>2115142
Considering the only ones doing the bitching are niggers and other shitskins who hold no position of power in society, nah.
fa6496 No.2115146
>>2115133
heheheheehe
you're so woke......~
b5e32a No.2115148
>>2115137
Only when required.
Im rather lazy.
717885 No.2115149
>>2115144
those two are perfect for each other
b5e32a No.2115150
cff6aa No.2115152
>>2115149
the little boy seems a little... little
fa6496 No.2115153
>>2115148
:3 yeah hehe it's hard not to be.......
b5e32a No.2115155
>>2115151
Im like a wrench, if you want to tighten a nut, you have to grab the wrench, the wrench isnt going to levitate and come to you.
>>2115153
>hard not to be woke
bard be woke af
cff6aa No.2115156
nawh maybe luka was right they are perfect for each other
717885 No.2115158
>>2115152
they both are little
>>2115155
*grabs*
5f52eb No.2115159
>>2115143
I mean the consistency of your mood. being able to be predictable.
you may learn and change, but having a consistent calm allows you to enter different thoughts and moods easier and more productively. and when you're done with your mood, you move back to calm. when you're anxious or depressed, which I have plenty of experience with, you're never sure what emotion you're going to feel next, and sometimes that makes experiencing life a little scarier...
but if you know that you can always go back to being calm, or you feel more okay with everything. not sure if learning more will mean I relearn that being consistent with calm is bad, but I know being consistent with calm has made it easier for me to learn, and the more I learn, the more my knowledge changes, at least.
cff6aa No.2115160
>>2115158
pretty clear she is older but i mean, im not going to go there
1984df No.2115161
>>2115158
>*grabs*
You understand he's trying to offer cybering right?
5f52eb No.2115162
>>2115145
naw, you don't bitch.
ac7392 No.2115163
>>2115161
But there's no "*paws at ur thigh*".
cff6aa No.2115164
717885 No.2115165
>>2115159
dont be soo predictable.
>>2115160
they both will be older
>>2115161
i dont
b5e32a No.2115166
>>2115158
*hug*
>>2115161
No im too lazy for that.
Im offering amusement and comfort.
Cybering is a waste of time and effort to me, I'd rather fap to cartoons.
cff6aa No.2115167
>>2115165
why wait the comic is clearly fine with soliciting them both for sex
ac7392 No.2115170
>>2115168
I think that's everyone's reactions to thought of cybersex with God Emperor Test.
1984df No.2115171
>>2115163
u moan
>>2115164
Constantly, in fact.
>>2115165
Watch your ass.
>>2115166
Amusement and comfort are wastes of effort too.
a8c099 No.2115172
>>2115168
rock hard more like rock bard ehehe
5f52eb No.2115173
>>2115165
predictable has been nice. predictable has helped me learn. predictable has told me caffeine makes me feel bad, and exercise and sleep sleep make me feel good. if that means I'm boring, it's not like I have anything to prove to anyone.
717885 No.2115174
>>2115171
i dont want to look at that
717885 No.2115176
>>2115173
why dont you want to prove yourself to her?
b5e32a No.2115177
>>2115169
Hows your day been?
>>2115171
Endorphins are hardly a waste.
Amusement and comfort makes time fly by and positively affects my sanity. Yet I prefer to be the source of such rather than asking for it, as I get even more endorphins that way.
cff6aa No.2115178
cybersex with anyone*
unless you're that big of a loser that's all you can get
ac7392 No.2115179
>>2115171
thx
same time tmr?
5f52eb No.2115180
b5e32a No.2115183
>>2115181
How warm is too warm though?
Most of the time you guys say that here my bedroom is typically much hotter.
fa6496 No.2115184
there's a reason it's so hot in the bedroom~
717885 No.2115185
>>2115183
it was 21 today
it was teetering on the brink of uncomfortable
1984df No.2115186
>>2115179
any tiem b
>>2115182
Why would his soulmate be a girl?
b5e32a No.2115187
>>2115184
I am pretty hot.
because its hot
>>2115185
My bedrooms heating is currently set to 25
im wearing a jumper and pants
ac7392 No.2115188
>>2115186
Because everyone is a girl to him.
5f52eb No.2115189
>>2115182
figured you meant that. in that case... I'm not sure. guessing being predictable and consistent will be useful in proving myself. for me, its knowing there is always a center. hopefully they can appreciate that. but if a debauched, existential, sinfest is what they want... its still important that I know how to recover, and go back to being predictable when its over.
717885 No.2115191
>>2115186
he doesnt want to start a family?
u_u
how disappointing...
>>2115187
i cant stand that much...
>>2115189
you are religious?
b5e32a No.2115192
>>2115191
My discomfort kicks in at almost double that.
Although I wouldnt be wearing the jumper and pants.
1984df No.2115193
>>2115191
I should hope not.
717885 No.2115194
>>2115192
why?
>>2115193
what do you hope to gain?
cff6aa No.2115196
>Puck poster
>Not green posting
5f52eb No.2115197
>>2115191
because sinfest? I'm not exactly religious. its complicated.
to conclude, 'm not sure what the solution to loneliness is,
but I'm pretty sure it starts with enjoying people.
b5e32a No.2115198
>>2115194
A mix of environment and metabolism.
Im pretty damn small, so although I dont have as much surface area to dissipate heat, it takes much less time for heat to escape my lack of fat.
My body is very poor at retaining heat.
717885 No.2115199
>>2115195
everything.gif
>>2115197
who do you enjoy the most?
>>2115198
you're a small skinny guy? :O
1984df No.2115200
>>2115199
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
What does that even mean?
5f52eb No.2115202
>>2115199
error: check back later.
ac7392 No.2115203
I regret my life choices to open that image.
ac7392 No.2115205
>>2115204
This is why Jesus isn't returning.
b5e32a No.2115206
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>>2115204
>>2115203
I just wanted to show off my new book
717885 No.2115208
>>2115200
what is your purpose earthling?
>>2115201
>_<
>>2115202
why?
5f52eb No.2115209
>>2115201
hello
>>2115208
answer not found.
5f52eb No.2115210
should sleep. gnite, thread.
b5e32a No.2115211
>>2115208
A fan of optical illusions, are you?
>>2115208
It sucks more than it may seem.
I can become underweight far too easily.
>>2115209
>>2115210
Hai.
Sleep well
1984df No.2115212
>>2115208
Who needs one of those?
717885 No.2115215
b5e32a No.2115217
>>2115214
>>2115213
oh oops misslink
Dis one was for bard
>A fan of optical illusions, are you?
>>2115213
I do, my metabolism is whacky fast.
I dont avoid foods so fat is very common in my diet.
I've gained 6kg over time!
b5e32a No.2115218
>>2115216
>people actually look for these
717885 No.2115219
>>2115216
why not?
>>2115217
gain more!
:)
become ultra strong
fa6496 No.2115221
>>2115217
hmm what do you mean optical illusions>? :3
717885 No.2115222
>>2115220
so you can move on to the next chapter, evolve.
1984df No.2115224
>>2115222
What's that got to do with a "purpose"?
b5e32a No.2115226
>>2115219
I should gain more over time.
6kg is A LOT for me and took quite a while to get after increasing my intake.
I dont hold onto fat, so 6kg is enough to show a considerable increase in strength.
>>2115221
I dont actually have a booty, the book pushes it out to make it look round, but its actually rock hard.
I've learnt many techniques to change how someone inherently looks thanks to a photography degree, dont trust my images.
717885 No.2115227
>>2115224
u_u
maybe one day you'll discover it...
>>2115226
what kindsa foods do you intake?
b5e32a No.2115228
>>2115227
If I can eat meat.
Ill do that.
If I can have meat instead of vegetables with my meat, Ill do that too.
I enjoy healthy foods, but indulge mostly in unhealthy foods as I dont stand much to lose to follow my impulses.
Having dinner nao and eating another steak. *Not really any vegetables though.**
717885 No.2115229
>>2115228
red meat work stronger
white meat not helpful for u
veggies are now only a garnish to you.
pick types like po tay toes for better substance!
nachos and cheese!!!
b5e32a No.2115230
>>2115229
Thats pretty much my diet if you add in high sugar items.
Im constantly eating candy.
fa6496 No.2115231
>>2115226
oh i dont care about your butt silly hehe
i am not a top :3
717885 No.2115232
>>2115230
dont eat the candy alone!!! >_<
add other tasty foods into its mix~
b5e32a No.2115233
>>2115231
I should muster the effort to take a picture with my slr.
My true eye colour is very pale.
My phone is very red heavy and for some idiotic reason it doesnt have a white balance setting, so the colour is almost never true.
>>2115232
Well I eat plenty of chips/biscuits/whatever.
But my sugar intake is hella high because thats all candy is, but I need that shit, be hypoglycemic.
Mixing various vegetables into mash potato tricks my mind into thinking its taking in less, so although I would rather a full plate of meat, Im still able to keep my intake of veges somewhat stable.
717885 No.2115234
>>2115233
those biscuit are too thin ;~;
offset the sugar with other things!
why dont you a full plate of meat?
b5e32a No.2115236
>>2115234
As much as I'd like to, I assume discontinuing vegetables isnt the best idea.
I also love mashed potato.
fa6496 No.2115237
>>2115233
i like eye pics :Relaxed:
what is your eye colour?
it's hard to get a good one......
h-here's mine o / /o
717885 No.2115239
>>2115236
mashed and steak!!!
b5e32a No.2115240
>>2115237
Your eye colour is cool af
>>2115237
Shitty quality but this image is closer to my eye colour. Maybe I'll grab an eye pic with the slr when can be fugged
fa6496 No.2115241
>>2115240
hehe thanks~
and you didn't post an image.........
b5e32a No.2115243
>>2115239
I like to mix the potato in the juice from a rare steak and then scoop it with steak on my fork.
a8c099 No.2115244
>>2115237
pretty eyelashes!!
fa6496 No.2115245
>>2115242
woah do you have grey eyes
fa6496 No.2115246
>>2115244
t-thank you..... now yours.......
b5e32a No.2115247
717885 No.2115248
>>2115243
shave some cheese and stir everything together
fa6496 No.2115249
>>2115247
that's cute too.......
b5e32a No.2115250
>>2115248
I want steak flavour, not cheese flavour!
b5e32a No.2115251
>>2115249
yeah but you have that rare mix which most people will find intoxicating
7a5e27 No.2115252
Is this an eyeball thread now?
fa6496 No.2115254
>>2115252
show yours...........
>>2115251
t-thanks i feel intoxicated now......
fa6496 No.2115255
>>2115253
:cock: cute soiboi
b5e32a No.2115256
>>2115253
That blue is deep af, looks cool as
>>2115254
Now all you need to do is post the rest of yourself.
a8c099 No.2115257
>>2115255
I'm not a soiboi I just have long hair!!!
fa6496 No.2115258
>>2115257
whatever you say.......... :Cock:
fa6496 No.2115259
>>2115256
i've self whored too much tonight already :3~
7a5e27 No.2115260
>>2115254
IDK if it's saved on this phone and I don't want to wake celaeno
b5e32a No.2115261
>>2115259
This place isnt a shady bathroom stall.
I need to see you to decide if I'd fuck you.
fa6496 No.2115262
>>2115261
fuckin lewd........
i'd prefer if it were a shady bathroom stall :3
a8c099 No.2115265
>>2115263
The high resolution and cropping is making me feel like I'm staring into the void
help
7a5e27 No.2115266
>>2115264
It's my eye
Probably my right one since I had to use a mirror to take the shot and I wouldn't be able to see if it was in focus if I was looking with my right eye
fa6496 No.2115267
>>2115266
it's sofucking weird just seeing a high resolution detached eye shot lol
how did you even take this
b5e32a No.2115268
>>2115262
Tch.
I was only wearing a book in my image.
Are you intentionally skewing my frame of reference despite wanting to know if I'd bang you?
b5e32a No.2115269
>>2115266
>>2115263
similar to my eye colour
7a5e27 No.2115270
>>2115267
Digital camera on microphoto setting with no digital zoom, a mirror, and patience
1984df No.2115271
>>2115264
>chaotic good
Was there one for the other alignments?
fa6496 No.2115272
>>2115268
You haven't even bought me dinner yet~ dont think you get to know what's under my frock just yet ....
7a5e27 No.2115273
If you look closely you can actually see the lens reflected in my pupil
fa6496 No.2115274
>>2115271
hmm im not sure
i think yan drew them
youd have to ask him
717885 No.2115275
>>2115250
steak AND cheese!
just like tacos and nachos and cheese ^_^
7a5e27 No.2115276
>>2115272
My last boyfriend put his hands in my frock before taking me to dinner
But it was Cheesecake Factory and he told me to buy whatever I wanted
b5e32a No.2115277
>>2115272
You skipped that step by looking at me naked and commenting on it.
The status quo must be restored, bard.
b5e32a No.2115278
>>2115275
I know that, but I prefer the flavour of non-cheese tainted steak.
I dont mind it on steak, however.
7a5e27 No.2115280
So like I need your help
People IRL are always like startled when they look at my eyes and they're like OMG they're so blue but
They're not really any shade of blue I can name? What are they?
1984df No.2115282
>>2115274
Do you think you'd actually fall into "chaotic good" if the world operated on such moral axes?
7a5e27 No.2115283
>>2115281
Periwinkle is too Violet
fa6496 No.2115284
>>2115282
i dont know how to determine very well...
it'd be better if i got auto assigned a rank based on my actions
b5e32a No.2115285
>>2115279
Rare steak has full flavour. Cheese takes away from that by masking it with its damned oils.
>>2115280
Light blue I'd say.
Grey in most natural lighting conditions
>>2115282
I think its more the person behind the axe that decides how to use it that makes the morals of said axes
b5e32a No.2115287
>>2115283
that lil tinge is brown, so whatever brown and blue make in that spot
717885 No.2115288
>>2115285
yummy oil that's used to cook tasty foods
1984df No.2115289
>>2115284
http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd%2Fdnd%2F20001222b
Just be honest with how you think you'd act if you were in these situations, and keep in mind this is designed to test characters in a fantasy setting so it can be a bit difficult to apply to yourself.
>>2115285
Har har
7a5e27 No.2115290
>>2115287
The tinge is actually more of a dark citrine
Looking at rocks says my eyes are aquamarine but looking at color palettes disagrees
b5e32a No.2115291
>>2115288
Nigga I dont wanna mask the flavour in my meat, it has lots of flavour and cheese would take away from that.
Although a matter of personal choice, putting cheese on your steak does not enhance it, it alters it and that is not the flavour which I crave.
1984df No.2115292
>>2115280
It might be different in a different light.
b5e32a No.2115293
>>2115290
Im not sure about your camera's quality when it comes to white balance, but there is unmistakably red(brown) in your eye in that image.
fa6496 No.2115294
>>2115289
hehe
what did you get....
b5e32a No.2115295
>>2115289
Couldnt help myself haha, sorry.
7a5e27 No.2115297
>>2115292
Possible due to color saturation
I don't even know if the yellow is always there
1984df No.2115298
>>2115294
Isn't it funny how different that is from chaotic good?
True neutral.
fa6496 No.2115300
>>2115298
in all fairness that was drawn 6 years ago
7a5e27 No.2115301
>>2115293
Where?
Circle it
717885 No.2115302
>>2115291
mask the potatoes dullness then
1984df No.2115304
>>2115300
Do you think that you've changed? Or that people only mostly saw a certain side of you?
717885 No.2115305
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