963b95 No.2102131
To think it's 2018 and there's people who think the Holocaust actually happened.
cbe40f No.2102133
>>2102131
I don't think I would like to have a period.
20a71c No.2102135
I saw this video where girls were making paintings with their period juice and showcasing it as art
963b95 No.2102136
>>2102133
Wow. Don't be so close-minded in 2018. Men totally have periods, too. It's a gender neutral thing.
cbe40f No.2102138
>>2102135
Did it look like Pickman's gallery from Fallout 4?
20a71c No.2102139
>>2102138
I didn't play much of fallout 4
cbe40f No.2102140
>>2102136
Shit man sorry, my b. I forgot that Attack Helicopters can bleed just like real whamen do.
963b95 No.2102141
>>2102140
It's the time where I vagina (male) bleeds because our egg (male) didn't get fertilized by sperm (female).
cbe40f No.2102142
>>2102141
I prefer total gender neutrality tbh familam. Avoids all the unnecessary aggravation of guessing peoples' pronouns.
cbe40f No.2102143
963b95 No.2102146
>>2102142
Considering less than .1% of the population is trans, is there really any need to accommodate trannies in everything?
680af4 No.2102147
>>2102145
Work's over, going to drink.
cbe40f No.2102148
>>2102146
I'm gonna go with "yes" for probably obvious reasons.
>>2102147
Lucky you.
963b95 No.2102149
>>2102148
And what reason is that?
680af4 No.2102150
>>2102148
Yeah well don't live 6 hours in the future then.
cbe40f No.2102151
>>2102149
I'm pretty majorly into a trans whamen.
>>2102150
But 6 hours ago I still had plans for the evening...
0b03f5 No.2102152
>>2102134
God I wish that were me.
680af4 No.2102153
>>2102151
Oh well.
>>2102152
You wish you were two anime chicks.
20a71c No.2102156
cbe40f No.2102157
>>2102156
I'd rather have just one in the back of my skull, thanks.
144307 No.2102159
20a71c No.2102160
>>2102157
5 o clock is literally hand sanitizer
cbe40f No.2102161
963b95 No.2102162
When will Spec and Luka have gay anime girl sex?
20a71c No.2102163
cbe40f No.2102164
>>2102153
No, not oh well. My whole day is poopoo'd now. [pouts internally]
cbe40f No.2102165
>>2102163
Ohhh. I thought you meant gunshots. Oh. Yeah I don't want shots of vodka to the back of the head that'd be weird.
cbe40f No.2102167
>>2102166
You're the worst.
20a71c No.2102168
>>2102165
It would probably still kill you
cbe40f No.2102169
>>2102168
...how hard would you be throwing them? @_@
680af4 No.2102170
>>2102167
At least I'm something I guess.
20a71c No.2102171
>>2102169
Like if it got in contact with you brain
cbe40f No.2102172
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
I've got other plans for me
So I locked my heart inside a box and threw away the key
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
It was just not meant to be
Now she's choking on her words just six feet underneath
20a71c No.2102173
>>2102172
Do you write these yourself or are they from something
cbe40f No.2102174
>>2102173
They're usually from something. In that case the music video I linked.
20a71c No.2102175
>>2102174
Thumbnails don't really like loading on my phone so I usually miss out
I thought you did tho
cbe40f No.2102176
>>2102175
Huh. I used to post more original trash but these days it's almost exclusively borrowed from elsewhere.
20a71c No.2102177
cbe40f No.2102178
>>2102177
Not creative enough or emo enough these days. :p
20a71c No.2102180
20a71c No.2102181
>>2102179
Why is this relevant
cbe40f No.2102183
144307 No.2102184
>>2102183
hiya :)
i'm just about to head out to cash my cheque.
cbe40f No.2102185
20a71c No.2102186
144307 No.2102187
cbe40f No.2102188
>>2102181
Are moist dicks ever not relevant?
20a71c No.2102189
cbe40f No.2102190
>>2102189
Nope. It's been reserved.
cbe40f No.2102192
680af4 No.2102195
>>2102194
I'm not the one asking to see dick.
680af4 No.2102197
>>2102196
You're the last person I'd expect to see asking me that.
20a71c No.2102198
680af4 No.2102199
>>2102198
Because you generally dislike me.
20a71c No.2102200
>>2102199
Not that much anymore
680af4 No.2102201
>>2102200
Oh, well, alright then.
20a71c No.2102202
20a71c No.2102204
>>2102203
How are you right meow
3875ae No.2102205
>>2102203
well post dick then
680af4 No.2102206
>>2102204
Doing well.
Should get drunk.
>>2102205
As you wish.
3875ae No.2102207
680af4 No.2102208
>>2102207
If you say so. I don't think it's all that special.
20a71c No.2102209
>>2102206
I'm a little buzzed but not drinked.
There wasn't enough alchies
3875ae No.2102210
>>2102208
that's how all true artists feel
680af4 No.2102211
>>2102209
Unfortunate. Should get more.
>>2102210
About their Dicks?
3875ae No.2102212
0b03f5 No.2102214
20a71c No.2102215
>>2102211
Hopefully my cousin has some
680af4 No.2102216
>>2102215
Good shit or cheap shit?
20a71c No.2102217
>>2102216
Won't know till I get there
3875ae No.2102219
>>2102214
Are you just summoned whenever someone says something lewd
680af4 No.2102220
>>2102219
Seems so, that they didn't catch the sarcasm in your post.
20a71c No.2102221
0b03f5 No.2102222
>>2102219
Oh, I was kinda already here, just distracted.
20a71c No.2102223
3875ae No.2102224
>>2102222
don't dodge the question
82a53b No.2102225
>>2102131
Zyclon-B was a pesticide used on the prisoners, plus shaving their heads, in attempts to eradicate a typhus epidemic which is spread by lice.
82a53b No.2102226
It's estimated that only about 360,000 prisoners were gassed to death, likely because towards the end of the war the Germans couldn't afford to feed them.
680af4 No.2102227
>>2102226
Feed the Jews to the Jews.
05f7ce No.2102228
>>2102217
You've been drinking vodka cheaper that Popov. I think anything is a step up from that.
82a53b No.2102229
>>2102227
Could you imagine just one big fat Jew walking out of the showers, says "shitter's full"
680af4 No.2102230
>>2102229
No, but I can hear them complaining about how bad their fellow Jew tastes and then complaining about how small the portions were.
82a53b No.2102231
>>2102228
They had some Alberta Pure on sale, but I manned up and paid the extra $3 for some Silent Sam.
Mixing 1/1/2 with vodka, pure orange juice, and 7up. Goes down smooth, good buzz quickly.
05f7ce No.2102234
>>2102231
No matter how desperate a person is for alcohol, there's a minimum threshold for quality of liquor and at the very least, should be as shitty as Bacardi or Jack. Anything cheaper than that is for subhumans.
20a71c No.2102235
>>2102228
I didn't buy it or it would have been something better
82a53b No.2102236
>>2102234
I generally have a distaste for Russian vodka and domestic Canadian vodkas because they have a bad aftertaste, I'll buy Silent Sam cause the local doesn't carry Finlandia.
Cold Finlandia is the best. It's like drinking alcoholic spring water.
0b03f5 No.2102237
>>2102223
Hi
>>2102224
I didn't see any question marks, what question?
20a71c No.2102238
82a53b No.2102239
Like, you pull it right out of the freezer and have a shot. Delicious.
05f7ce No.2102240
>>2102236
Canadian whiskey sucks and that's about the extent of Canadian liquor I've tried.
05f7ce No.2102242
>>2102235
I think Michigan is home to local vodka producers if memory serves. Usually they're pretty cheap-ish if it's not overmarketed artisanal garbage. Go with those.
82a53b No.2102243
>>2102240
The only stuff that's alright is Canadian Club.
05f7ce No.2102244
>>2102243
I have actually purchased Crown Royal with the actual intent to drink it so it's not like it's unpalatable. It's just more of a mixing whiskey than anything to be consumed on its own. It's still shit, though.
20a71c No.2102245
>>2102241
Gross why?
>>2102242
I gotta go with what I can get til my ID comes
05f7ce No.2102246
>>2102245
I know you don't have a license but are you getting a state issued ID?
20a71c No.2102247
>>2102246
It's coming in like 3 weeks
I can't wait
82a53b No.2102248
>>2102244
Yeah, Crown Royal cuts alright with Coke though. That's practically its only use.
05f7ce No.2102249
05f7ce No.2102250
At least it's not Canadian Mist.
That shit tastes like a tar somehow.
82a53b No.2102251
>>2102249
I put 7-up in my vodka and ginger ale in my gin.
05f7ce No.2102253
Moral of the story: Canada should be barred from making alcohol.
680af4 No.2102254
Crown Royal Black is tolerable.
c5a9d8 No.2102255
Just straight shots of Crown Royal Apple and Wish's urine
82a53b No.2102256
>>2102253
whoa hang on there, we have Grey Goose.
05f7ce No.2102257
>>2102254
Is it the "Gentleman Jack" equivalent one? If so, it still has a really off aftertaste.
20a71c No.2102258
>>2102252
I'm kawaii as ever
82a53b No.2102259
oh never mind, grey goose is from France.
680af4 No.2102260
>>2102257
I've had several opportunities to try Gentleman Jack but never did.
Crown is best as a mixer overall though, yeah.
05f7ce No.2102261
>>2102260
Apparently the one I'm thinking of is "Crown Royal Reserve". I don't think I've ever had Crown Royal Black.
82a53b No.2102262
Jim Beam Red Stag is tasty.
c5a9d8 No.2102263
Is Belvedere and Grey Goose made by the same fags?
680af4 No.2102264
>>2102261
Meh, try it. It's the least disappointing thing they've made.
82a53b No.2102265
>>2102263
Grey Goose was sold to Bacardi and is produced in France.
05f7ce No.2102267
>>2102264
I remember using Crown Royal bags for everything from storing change to toys to my Gameboys so I'm somewhat nostalgic for them but they're honestly just so average in the worst way.
05f7ce No.2102268
Also, blends taste off as opposed to more traditional ways of mixing mash before aging.
680af4 No.2102269
>>2102267
Oh yeah, totally. The bags are the best part of them. The downside is drinking it all to get another bag. I keep all my gay ass card game stuff in a crown bag.
20a71c No.2102270
>>2102267
I love when they come with stuff like that
05f7ce No.2102271
>>2102269
I'm sure there's plenty of storage rooms with childhood shit stored in them everywhere. That seems like something ubiquitous for the 80s and 90s.
>>2102270
I remember having a hoodie made from the bags. Like, it was some promotional thing from Crown my dad ended up with for God knows why but it was too small for him so I ended up with it.
82a53b No.2102272
>>2102270
It's the only way they can sell the bottle.
680af4 No.2102274
>>2102271
Too true. Thankfully I wasn't enough of an alcoholic to set so many as to make a bed spread with them.
20a71c No.2102275
20a71c No.2102276
>>2102273
Stop bullying me wish ;_;
05f7ce No.2102277
>>2102274
Thankfully, my father was and I had way too many of them.
>>2102275
It was super soft but my parents had enough sense to prevent me from wearing it anywhere outside the house. I was like 10 at the time.
20a71c No.2102278
>>2102277
What did it look like just a bunch of bags stitched together?
680af4 No.2102279
>>2102277
Oh, nice. Ever make anything out of them?
0b03f5 No.2102280
05f7ce No.2102281
>>2102278
Just the same material with gold seems.
>>2102279
I remember my grandmother being bored enough to ask for a bunch of them to do something with. She ended up just using them for storage things instead.
20a71c No.2102284
>>2102281
Do you still got it
05f7ce No.2102285
>>2102284
Nah. It's long since been lost in moves.
20a71c No.2102287
>>2102285
What color was it
20a71c No.2102288
c5a9d8 No.2102289
>>2102273
Sometimes I wonder if you're just memeing or you actually have a piss fetish
I mean it wouldn't be the weirdest shit I've heard or seen
Like I met up with Luke (I forgot what his trip/name is lmao) and this dude was walking around with a rainbow fox tail and I'm like "Yeah that's cool man"
c5a9d8 No.2102290
Fuck what was his online name
05f7ce No.2102291
>>2102287
Purple. It was legitimately just one of the bags made into a hoodie by Crown for some promotional event that, if memory serves, was at an airport my dad was going through. This was pre-9/11.
c5a9d8 No.2102293
>>2102292
Yeah, my boi Luke
I think it was kitten or someshit
lmao @ Brandon just passed out on the floor
05f7ce No.2102294
>>2102293
Monsterkitten.
Hei was just all around bizarre.
b0417d No.2102295
c5a9d8 No.2102297
>>2102294
Luke was really chill
Hei just complains alot, he stops when he's drunk though
b0417d No.2102298
05f7ce No.2102299
>>2102297
All I can really remember about him was him saying he was a musician constantly and that he somehow did competitive parkour.
20a71c No.2102301
>>2102291
What a crazy coincidence
a69f0d No.2102302
tfw talking to neighbor and they ramble about holistic medicine for 30mins
c5a9d8 No.2102303
>>2102299
The Musician part aint a lie but the parkour probably is
Dude plays like metal, I've seen em practice
It's loud.
05f7ce No.2102304
>>2102301
Liquor vendors used to do a lot of promotional shit in airports because you were allowed to buy some before getting on the plane. Basically, they were just trying to get you to buy incredibly marked up alcohol since it was the only thing passed the security checkpoint.
05f7ce No.2102306
>>2102302
I had a coworker talk about how drinking apple cider vinegar daily literally cures cancer.
b0417d No.2102307
20a71c No.2102308
>>2102304
That doesn't sound very healthy before getting on a plane
a69f0d No.2102309
>>2102306
>>2102305
Her dog has cancer and she's doing a holistic thing for it too
Rip doggo
680af4 No.2102310
>>2102309
Surely prayer is all she needs.
05f7ce No.2102311
>>2102308
Yeah, these were the 90s when the majority of flights were mostly business trips so it was to be expected.
>>2102309
Cancer treatments for dogs is as expensive as it is for humans and has way less oversight into clinical standards. You're honestly just better off putting the animal down.
b0417d No.2102312
680af4 No.2102313
>>2102311
Yeah this. Give the dog some steak, some beer, and then put it down.
05f7ce No.2102314
>>2102313
Not gonna lie, I've given most of my cats beer.
680af4 No.2102315
>>2102314
Cats huh, that's a first. Every dog I've ever known loved beer though.
82a53b No.2102317
guise
gravity is just a -theory-
05f7ce No.2102318
>>2102315
I always just open the bottle and all of them had fascinations with the bottle cap. So I just started a habit of filling it with whatever I was drinking and they would drink it. Both of the cats seemed to prefer IPAs like I did instead of anything lighter.
20a71c No.2102320
>>2102311
Do they still do that
05f7ce No.2102321
>>2102319
The female cat I had when I lived in the midwest would get grumpy if I didn't give her good beer.
>>2102320
You can't even have more than one drink prior to boarding these days.
20a71c No.2102322
>>2102321
Guess they realize how dumb that was
680af4 No.2102323
>>2102321
That's pretty funny.
2bb66f No.2102324
2bb66f No.2102326
i actually got angery at the gym cause i was on course to break my 30min cycling record by a good amount, and then at 25min the bike reset all my stats, which it has never done before
the moment i felt the pedals drop resistance i was ANGERY
stupid cooldown mode HOW DARE U TELL ME TO SLOW DOWN
20a71c No.2102327
2bb66f No.2102329
>>2102327
that is also acceptable. how was your day today kitkat?
also is your favorite candy bar a kitkat?
>>2102328
good enough i guess
92362a No.2102331
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2bb66f No.2102332
>>2102330
how was your monday/work?
>>2102331
wow titties i can't breath D:
92362a No.2102333
>>2102332
If it's gotta be done, it's gotta be done right.
20a71c No.2102334
>>2102329
No I hate KitKats
I like twix
680af4 No.2102335
>>2102332
Pretty bad.
How was your talk with the new boss.
2bb66f No.2102336
>>2102333
thanks for hug anon!
>>2102334
hmmm silly name then! do you just like kitties?
>>2102335
they said to submit an application and will probably be able to put me back in but maybe not same position
just waiting to hear from them
680af4 No.2102337
>>2102336
Ah, damn.
Just get your foot in the door then.
20a71c No.2102338
>>2102336
Yeah I like them a lot
2bb66f No.2102339
>>2102337
they have some better paying positions that I can take but they would be full time or overnight so I can't take them
2bb66f No.2102340
>>2102338
i like you a lot
-petpetpet-
92362a No.2102341
>>2102336
Thank the boobies.
20a71c No.2102342
680af4 No.2102343
>>2102339
School sure seems to be draining you of resources.
2bb66f No.2102344
>>2102341
boobies are great
but i don't unrealistic, too big boobies
gotta be the right size ya know
>>2102342
:(
that's not very nice...
>>2102343
i'm down a few grand since i stopped working
trying to pay for education myself even though my dad wants to help
but i can work and pay for it, i can do it
i belieeeeeeeeeeeeve
680af4 No.2102345
>>2102344
Sounds good. Keep up the good work.
Night.
2bb66f No.2102346
i always forget my phone has an IR blaster, I could have changed the channel when I was at the doctor's office waiting on someone >.>
gotta remember about that feature more
>>2102345
nini :(
05f7ce No.2102347
>>2102344
You're going through a community college that should be covered by property taxes (what they call not just in-state tuition but local tuition or in-county). For 12 hours a semester it should be at most $700ish. Combined with books and other misc costs, how much have you spent? Or is the "down a few grand" accounting all expenses to exist?
2bb66f No.2102348
>>2102347
all expenses not just school
2bb66f No.2102349
12 hours of credits / semester is usually ~$1300
i don't get any financial aid or anything
05f7ce No.2102350
>>2102348
Fair enough, then. I just was trying to figure out how the hell it cost that much.
>>2102349
That's kind of high compared to most. Whatever county Orlando is might not subsidize costs as much for in-county residents as most major cities.
2bb66f No.2102351
idunno
if I still had my scholarship/assistance I would be paying maybe half but when I got depressed/stressed and dropped some classes I lost it and I don't think you can get it back
05f7ce No.2102352
>>2102351
Completion ratio is probably what it looks at most and that's one of those things that it's nearly impossible to "fix" unlike GPA.
2bb66f No.2102353
lemme check my GPA i brought it back up a lot
i got presidents list or some stupid shit last semester i think
05f7ce No.2102354
>>2102353
I'm not saying your GPA is bad, just that scholarships put a weird amount of weight on completion ratio where it essentially is forcing you to never retake a class to improve GPA because that hurts it as much as just outright failing the class.
2bb66f No.2102355
yeah no the scholarship thing is dumb i agree
it forces you to complete your degree at the normal pace or you lose it and have to pay out of pocket basically
GPA was 3.41 last semester, pretty much guaranteed an A in my current class (97%)
doing much better
fuck a depression
05f7ce No.2102356
>>2102355
Also, when you transfer to a full university, your GPA starts over so don't really sweat it too much other than benchmarks of above 3 or above 3.5 depending on what scholarship you think you can apply for at the university you'll end up at.
2bb66f No.2102357
>>2102356
hey thanks guy you're being unreasonably nice tonight
maybe you should call me a faggot or a whale or something to balance it out :ok_hand:
05f7ce No.2102359
2bb66f No.2102360
>>2102358
i'd rather let someone pee on my face than eat that
2bb66f No.2102361
>>2102359
that was so long ago though
you're losing your edge old man
05f7ce No.2102362
>>2102361
I've been bored as shit doing assignments for most of the day, give me a break.
Kill yourself, Swedish Fish 2.0.
2bb66f No.2102363
>>2102362
eh kinda weak
but better
what major are you?
92362a No.2102364
>>2102360
It's actually good.
2bb66f No.2102365
>>2102364
whatever you say grandma :rolling_eyes:
frozen meals are usually gross, although i suppose there might be exceptions
05f7ce No.2102366
>>2102363
My major is kill yourself.
92362a No.2102367
>>2102365
Some are better than others. It's just nice to not have to spend time on making some proper meal, especially when you've been at work all day.
2bb66f No.2102369
>>2102366
not to be a dick but i'm not sure you'll be able to find much employment with that major friend
>>2102367
learn to meal prep nigga
make a huge portion of food one night a week or some shit, portion out some food for every night
shit's not much harder than a normal night of cooking, and then you don't have to cook the rest of the week
or something like that i guess
just don't eat frozen dinners bruh shit's wack
2bb66f No.2102370
09f091 No.2102371
>>2102370
Not enough juicy drama to invigorate it.
7121c9 No.2102372
>>2102370
*revives just for you*
2bb66f No.2102373
i'm gonna make some scrambled eggs and finish laundry
dead af
7bb629 No.2102374
7bb629 No.2102376
>>2102375
No jimmy's need rustled. just cock posted.
7bb629 No.2102378
>>2102377
Can't be. I heard it's much bigger than that.
b9c116 No.2102379
a444e4 No.2102380
>>2102379
Why, because people are talking about dick?
82a53b No.2102381
>>2102377
Paint half of it blue and call it William Ballace.
b9c116 No.2102383
>>2102380
because he's a feg
926c71 No.2102386
>>2102385
When are you going full Lexi?
a444e4 No.2102388
>>2102386
When do you let me serenade you in discord?
82a53b No.2102389
anyone down for a good ol fashioned rap battle?
it'll hone your linguistics.
09f091 No.2102390
Does anyone here play World of Warships?
82a53b No.2102391
>>2102390
No, do you play Avorion?
09f091 No.2102392
>>2102391
>Avorion
Never heard of it.
82a53b No.2102394
like Space Engineers but taken up a notch from just cubes to voxels and greater customization.
82a53b No.2102395
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
actually, what I've been playing recently is Kenshi.
It's slated for a 1.0 sometime soon, as it's getting up in the beta 0.98's now
quality game
926c71 No.2102396
>>2102388
I only use voice calls to listen to the other person speak without me saying anything that's not text or to just play the sound of me spinning my dick like a helicopter.
a444e4 No.2102397
>>2102396
Lemme hear that dick boi
82a53b No.2102399
>>2102388
That image is great in showing the beauty in body dysmorphia.
926c71 No.2102401
>>2102397
Feats of flight achieved by your genitalia should only be shared between fellow aviation enthusiasts.
aeea43 No.2102402
>>2102391
VIVA NICARAGUA LIBRE.
DEATH TO THE ORTEGA BROTHERS.
82a53b No.2102403
>>2102400
Sweet like the reminder that every apple has seeds laced with natural cyanide that could be collected and distilled into a potent, lethal poison?
82a53b No.2102404
>>2102402
Get the fuck off.
a444e4 No.2102405
>>2102401
I've been to AirVenture like 15 times.
>>2102403
Sweet like the taste of baking soda.
82a53b No.2102406
>>2102405
Okay, now you understand that it was a tasteless joke, then?
aeea43 No.2102407
>>2102404
RIP Maritza "Daysi" Zeledon
lOVE OR DEATH SHOV
RIFK
a444e4 No.2102408
>>2102406
No tell me more.
82a53b No.2102409
>>2102407
He's not me, I don't give a shit, I'm not dead.
aeea43 No.2102410
where is mah hug
also rip for all those dead people in Toronto
926c71 No.2102411
>>2102405
I'm wondering if this is a joke or not.
a444e4 No.2102413
>>2102411
My dad has built like 3 planes.
926c71 No.2102415
>>2102413
Well, yeah. Because his feet wouldn't reach the pedals of ones he could buy.
82a53b No.2102417
>>2102414
Oh ho, what shoddy second hand information did you receive?
I am nothing but a bona-fide top level certified and bail bonded office-level cleaner now, I do lawyers, doctors, insurance, real estate offices.
No more laundromats, drugs stores or supermarkets. I'm top tier now.
I've come a long way from renovations and crime scene refurbishing (someone's gotta call someone to get they bloody apartment fixed up to rent it again.. I was on that bottom end duty, man. I seen some shit)
One thing you can do in the future is not even dare call me a housecleaner again.
It's a reputable job, and it takes a real professional to handle -details- and get things done -right-. I have met and worked with so many dumb-ass fuckups and have trained and fired just as many, I have something called work ethic.
926c71 No.2102419
>>2102416
Do you have modified pedals on your car, actually?
aeea43 No.2102420
>>2102417
I have always viewed what you do as a respectable job. I appreciate that.
It is one of the reasons I respect you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM5_6js19eM
a444e4 No.2102421
>>2102419
No. I move the seat forward a little bit and I'm good.
82a53b No.2102422
>>2102418
Fuck off, I'm having a whole self-indulgent moment where I'm justifying my profession to some kid who thinks he's going to have a better job than me in ten years.
a444e4 No.2102424
>>2102423
Jesus that's sexy.
aeea43 No.2102425
>>2102422
Shov.
You know exactly what and who I am.
I don't have to worry about income. Ever.
09f091 No.2102426
>Test has to modify his car so that he can reach the peddles.
926c71 No.2102427
>>2102421
You don't wear glue boxes onto the pedals to reach them?
a444e4 No.2102428
>>2102426
I could ban you both.
Nobody would miss you.
cbe40f No.2102429
82a53b No.2102430
>>2102420
Like any industry I've worked hard and broke out into better opportunities and better pay, and a higher standard and higher level clients than most in my profession could want, or keep up with, so I'm proud of my own accomplishments in my field.
I still joke, that the best benefits of the job are that I have flexible hours and I don't have to deal with people. ;p
The saddest thing is that, I really wish I were back in a kitchen instead but I have no training. I really love cooking and I think it could be my passion, but I have a secure job because I'm better than the rest of the roster; being very detail-oriented and a little compulsive, efficient and routine, and receive little complaints even after my super-OCD boss does checkups, I think I'm one of his better employees for being consistent and thorough.
09f091 No.2102431
>>2102428
We both know you wont do that.
aeea43 No.2102432
>>2102428
Ban everyone. It would help the general flow.
aeea43 No.2102433
b9c116 No.2102434
a444e4 No.2102435
>>2102431
I'd just hate to become BadFox is all.
82a53b No.2102437
>>2102425
Hey, that's cool. Income can be hard for some.
I've met, lived, dealt, and worked with people worse off than myself and though I wish the system were different, it's sadly very standardized, so if you can't make ends meet, then you go on social assistance.
I'm an incredibly stubborn person, so I've fought through illness and pain to maintain my own independance and income without any gov't help, and to this day, even in the worst of times, I've made ends meet... and I've only had to get food from a soup kitchen four times in my life.
I know how to stretch a dollar, from being there before.
82a53b No.2102438
but, I don't complain.
My dead friend, RIP, said that was my best trait.
He worked with people who bitched constantly about their stupid lives, so when he hung out with me and we just chilled, he said, you know what I like about you.. you don't complain. You just seem like you have it together.
09f091 No.2102439
>>2102435
Badfox may be a broken man, but I don't think you'd suffer the same fate.
aeea43 No.2102440
>>2102437
That is why I felt a connection with you.
We talked about panhandling and streets.
Say my name.
926c71 No.2102441
>>2102439
Test is going to just start his own board of 4 people and they all encourage each other to become girls while preaching alt-right politics and swearing they're not gay.
82a53b No.2102442
>>2102440
no fuck you.
you call me shov one more fucking time..
cbe40f No.2102443
>>2102441
Is that what Badfox does these days?
aeea43 No.2102444
>>2102442
Say my name.
You are Shov1.
Say my name,
926c71 No.2102445
82a53b No.2102446
>>2102444
I have to be honest, I forgot your name.
But it was your message that I didn't forget;
The war goes on.
a444e4 No.2102447
>>2102441
You'd definitely be part of the ensemble.
>>2102439
Break me daddy
2bb66f No.2102448
cbe40f No.2102449
I think Proto1 might be a schizophrenic.
a444e4 No.2102450
>>2102449
I think he might be an unusually committed man.
09f091 No.2102451
>>2102441
I wonder what test will call his new board. /transition/?
>>2102447
I'm a good person
I don't do that.
926c71 No.2102453
>>2102447
Why would I join that?
>>2102451
>>>/midgetinflationporn/
cbe40f No.2102454
>>2102445
Oh God that is fucking sad.
>>2102450
Yeah, he should be committed alright.
aeea43 No.2102455
>>2102446
You never forgot.
You kept it in a odp/word file/
I love you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr5hUVM7pPE
The war always will go on.
a444e4 No.2102456
>>2102453
Just sounds like your crowd.
82a53b No.2102457
>>2102455
my HDD died late 2017 and I lost all my data from 2015-2017 but not my memories.
926c71 No.2102458
>>2102456
I prefer NatSoc trannies, thank you very much.
aeea43 No.2102460
>>2102457
rifk what have have you ever fought for.
gunfights, stabbings, mace, war, stabbings, arrests, airstrikes
real niggas.
I love you shov.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za9YMxLKH-A
a444e4 No.2102461
>>2102458
I guess I've learned something about Smiles today.
aeea43 No.2102462
>>2102461
Are you raidchan?
a444e4 No.2102463
>>2102462
Is that what you call Blood-chan?
I'm Test.
aeea43 No.2102464
>>2102463
RIFK
HONEST QUESTION.
WHAT HAVE YOU EVER FOUGHT FOR?
09f091 No.2102465
>>2102453
>>2102452
You already knew this.
>>2102461
You didn't learn anything shocking.
>>2102453
>not /micropenisanonymous/
926c71 No.2102466
>>2102461
They're a diehard liberal bordering on communist.
a444e4 No.2102467
>>2102464
Nothing, I'm a pacifist.
cbe40f No.2102468
cbe40f No.2102469
a444e4 No.2102470
>>2102466
I see what you have in common.
aeea43 No.2102471
>>2102467
RIFK.
MAKES SENSE.
82a53b No.2102472
>>2102460
I've done nothing but say words, and embrace cultures and people on a personal level without prejudice or ambivalence.
I'm not a miracle worker, just one person. I'm glad that I've had the opportunity to have conversations with you and I'm sure you have made an impact on me and how I view conflicts around the world between ethnicities and governments and I may be more sensitive and empathetic now than before.
926c71 No.2102473
>>2102470
And what is that?
a444e4 No.2102475
>>2102471
Don't be judgey.
>>2102465
When do you give in to MFF's demands to see your micropenis?
>>2102473
Don't question me pinko.
b9c116 No.2102476
b9c116 No.2102478
145d24 No.2102479
a444e4 No.2102480
82a53b No.2102481
>>2102475
that cartoon kitchen knife has no proper place as a stabbing utensil as the breadth of the blade is too thick and the neck is too thin; it's too likely to snap off inside a target with enough torsion. Terrible design.
cbe40f No.2102482
>>2102479
No one likes you, Best Hugs. jokes pls no cri
b9c116 No.2102483
>>2102477
>>2102480
I forgot pic leave me along ;~;
>>2102479
sure.
b9c116 No.2102484
alone*
fuck this gay earth
aeea43 No.2102485
>>2102472
you are fucking with a real eboss.
what do you know about real 0 days?
brb dribk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW2nZnyBkTs
a444e4 No.2102486
>>2102483
Aaaaaw, you remember me.
>>2102481
Okay.
b9c116 No.2102488
>>2102486
Who could forget.
a444e4 No.2102490
>>2102488
I don't tend to try reintroducing myself with ponyfags cause I just assume I'm one of them lost memories. Not like I remember much other than names myself, anyway.
aeea43 No.2102492
>>2102490
Buy a pi zero w,
aeea43 No.2102494
>>2102493
Sorry. You are a fucking faggot.
Learn to internet.
b9c116 No.2102497
>>2102490
That's an old name.
I don't blame you one bit. I've tried disappearing. No one really forgets.
aeea43 No.2102498
Where is muh shove.
I love you very much brb drink.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IhgPTt-Rc8
66074d No.2102499
god I wish I could be half as much of a fucking faggot as test
a444e4 No.2102500
>>2102499
I guess you just internet too well.
ef9670 No.2102501
>>2102499
We all want to be a little bit straighter
aeea43 No.2102502
>>2102495
Give me a zero Day
prove to me you are a peoples.
a444e4 No.2102503
>>2102497
I didn't try much. Just wandered off when it all went to chickun.
66074d No.2102505
>>2102500
There was much training that went into this, do not be jealous.
a444e4 No.2102506
>>2102502
Why must you hate me when I'm only trying to humor you
aeea43 No.2102507
>>2102504
fsu1 proto1
ETERNAL WAR.
tHIS WHOLE FUCKING THING SHOV..LASTS ONLY 5 MINUTES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BgB9kUUKBk
b9c116 No.2102509
>>2102503
I quit the /b/ threads but I got too bored so I came back to mlpchan.
aeea43 No.2102510
>>2102506
WhAT HAVE YOU EVER FOUGHT FOR?
aeea43 No.2102511
>>2102508
LOVE AND WAR
CASINO1 WAR GODDESS
a444e4 No.2102515
>>2102510
I've killed a spider or two, does that count.
I usually let them outside though.
>>2102509
I just went over to the anime threads, and as you can see, I'm now caretaker of their corpse.
09f091 No.2102517
>>2102475
It'll take a little more than just asking.
b9c116 No.2102518
>>2102515
I'm so sorry you have to deal with this burden.
a444e4 No.2102519
>>2102517
I'll tell him that you want an exchange of equal value. Perhaps posting his own dick will suffice?
82a53b No.2102520
09f091 No.2102521
>>2102519
You have a horrible understanding of what I consider valuable then.
ef9670 No.2102522
82a53b No.2102523
>>2102515
for a second I saw that as a bald bearded man and it was hilarious when I realised it wasn't but that it still works both ways too.
aeea43 No.2102524
>>2102514
He was someone who important to me.
Dale's death hit me hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XLnGUBBHeE
b9c116 No.2102525
>>2102522
feminine horse dicks
a444e4 No.2102527
>>2102523
Now I see it. Fuck
>>2102521
You're impossible to do business with, my client needs clarity on the price.
>>2102518
It's had a few funny moments.
144307 No.2102528
>>2102513
love and war!!!
:)
2bb66f No.2102530
haven't played this gay game in many years
let's see how long until i die
82a53b No.2102531
>>2102524
I'm sorry. Yeah I could see anyone who had favourite drivers in motorsports lose a valuable person..
Let's mourn for a minute,
Dale Earnhardt
Aryton Senna
Michael Schumacher
Colin McRae
Gilles Villeneuve
and all those who died in motorspots from the Mille Miglia to modern day.
aeea43 No.2102532
>>2102531
Does your asbestos ever bother you shove?
Honest question.
Proto1.
82a53b No.2102533
>>2102532
what asbestos? I use modern gear.
144307 No.2102534
>>2102529
rifk
hugs for you Proto1
<3
*sips my juice*
b9c116 No.2102535
aeea43 No.2102536
>>2102533
your soul.
"I can see the bright green strip of grass beneath the wall, and the clear blue sky above the wall, and sunlight everywhere. Life is beautiful"
82a53b No.2102537
>>2102534
do you sip your own juice when you've collected it,
or are you just stating that you have a juice which is under your ownership that you are sipping?
grammar differences.
82a53b No.2102538
>>2102536
Souls aren't real, you fucking dipshit.
aeea43 No.2102539
>>2102537
I will not fall.
ETERNAL WOMPANOAG.
WHAT IS REAL SHOV
66074d No.2102540
My *dick* isn't real but I still stick it into people
82a53b No.2102541
>>2102539
What kind of asshole distorts the Vitruvian Man in photoshop to make it taller?
A troll, maybe.
09f091 No.2102543
>>2102527
That's the fun part
aeea43 No.2102544
>>2102541
dEATH TO iRISH tRAVELERS.
RIFK PROTO1 WAR GOD
i M,IS YOU SHOV..
RIFK COM,E TO ENGLAND.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2SrLC3LXqQ
82a53b No.2102545
>>2102544
hey fuck you, I'm part Irish, I'm of Fairbairn blood.
66074d No.2102546
>>2102542
Excuse you just because I say dumb shit regularly to quell the raging emptiness does NOT make me dumnb
a444e4 No.2102547
>>2102543
The fun part is when the dicks come out.
I thought you understood at least that much.
82a53b No.2102548
aeea43 No.2102549
>>2102545
SO WALK WITH ME.\
PROTO1 WAR GOD
a444e4 No.2102551
>>2102546
I believe this is the part where you would say "I'll quell your emptiness. WITH MY DICK."
144307 No.2102552
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