200c40 No.2103264
033df8 No.2103266
Tracer's monosyllabic advice is on point.
I've always had a good work ethic, I don't complain, and I manage my money so that I get by without ever having been in debt or needing to borrow money.
As someone on financial assistance you really have no right to complain about anything; your life is paid for, if you don't have enough money it's because you're spending everything you get, and you can't earn more because you've locked yourself into assistance; you can't have both a job and free handouts, financial independance and growing savings/income comes from working a job and being responsible for yourself.
88bdc0 No.2103267
>>2103266
That would be fine if I actually got handouts
I've been unemployed for a few months because I nearly died and the only "handout" I've gotten is not paying rent
4076db No.2103268
>>2103265
Professional.
Professional.
Advice, generally free.
Waste.
88bdc0 No.2103269
>>2103268
What's more of a waste than me staying alive
88bdc0 No.2103274
>>2103272
Why would you assume I get financial assistance
033df8 No.2103276
>>2103274
I just figured you were mentally ill.
I'm sorry if I'm wrong.
88bdc0 No.2103277
>>2103276
I am
Doesn't mean the government wants me any more alive than I do
033df8 No.2103279
>>2103277
I don't know if I can really give you any life advice.
Anything could happen.
I could lose my job, lose my apartment, I could be out on the street begging and digging in dumpsters for food, then I'd be the poor fool on the receiving end of criticism and people telling me to 'get a job' and 'take responsibility for yourself'.
There's never really any right thing to say, but at least you're open about your grievances and I understand that all you're looking for is comfort.
88bdc0 No.2103282
Hold on
My parents have my tax refund
That's money I could eat with
033df8 No.2103283
(those who don't know, this was Johnny Cash's cover of a Nine Inch Nails song.)
4076db No.2103284
>>2103283
Last song he ever did.
200c40 No.2103285
>>2103283
Literally everyone knows this.
033df8 No.2103288
>>2103285
hence the disclaimer was for those who don't.
f03dcd No.2103289
200c40 No.2103297
>>2103294
You should definitely proclaim yourself a sovereign citizen, shoot up a Waffle House, and go for suicide by cop.
7c9c7a No.2103298
>>2103293
Heyou
>>2103294
I thought you said pantsless. Fuck.
4076db No.2103300
>>2103294
Unless you fuck it up.
f03dcd No.2103301
033df8 No.2103302
>>2103300
Like try to drink bleach.
4076db No.2103304
>>2103296
Ah?
>>2103301
With.
>>2103302
Try being the key word.
7c9c7a No.2103309
>>2103306
You said aah. You had that coming.
>>2103307
88bdc0 No.2103310
Also I figure that since there's money I own that's being hidden from me I can afford to make rice so that I stop having muscle spasms
88bdc0 No.2103315
>>2103311
(touch butt)
[Y](n)
7ee6b7 No.2103316
>>2103297
Suicide should never be done by cop
>>2103298
Just why would you think that?
>>2103300
Just shoot yourself in the head. It's not that hard.
88bdc0 No.2103317
>>2103316
It's harder than you think
033df8 No.2103318
>>2103316
We don't have easy access to guns in Canada, if I wanted to contrive an elaborate means to commit suicide I would rig up two swinging logs with rope and go out like an AT-ST in Return of the Jedi.
*squish*
7c9c7a No.2103319
>>2103314
Cute as heck.
>>2103316
I am not sure? Do you have pants on?
I do, so that wasn't it. This is a big think...
4076db No.2103320
>>2103309
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ah
>>2103311
Butt.
>>2103313
How.
>>2103316
People miss.
And cleaning up after some fuckwit that kills himself makes my day worse.
88bdc0 No.2103321
>>2103318
Make sure you film it
People will pay you to watch that
Perverts who get off to animals being stepped on and the like
>>2103319
I didn't have pants on until I went to go make a very small amount of rice
Still don't have a top on
My house is hot for some reason
033df8 No.2103322
>>2103320
Hey, I knew a guy who was a first responder.
His worst suicide story is that he arrived on scene at an intersection with a 6-storey hotel and there were bits of white things everywhere, it turns out the person had ordered like six bowls of rice and eaten it all before jumping.
>>2103321
Oh yeah, I would definitely livestream my suicide to give people something to watch. If possible I'd like to even get a slow-motion camera in on that, but it might be very difficult to rig everything up to automatically post to websites after filming, though the livestream would be obvious.
Those in the know could record it for posterity and science.
c76c95 No.2103324
7c9c7a No.2103325
>>2103320
Don't link me to porn.
>>2103321
Clearly you should've kept them off. A very heated house is horrible.
7ee6b7 No.2103326
>>2103317
The hardest part is the flexing of the finger.
It's pretty easy to prep.
>>2103318
Do you have ease of access to a flare gun and some shotgun slugs?
I mean problem solved.
>>2103319
Why is pants even a part of this conversation. Let's just get to the point.
How do you plan to kill yourself if you were going to do it?
>>2103320
Why are you the one cleaning up?
4076db No.2103327
>>2103322
Not a first responder, just have to clean up after the bodies are taken away so they can repair the structures to houses.
Worst one I had was a guy who killed himself, his wife and his daughter in the garage and no one found them for two weeks. So by the time we got there there was a permanent mark on the cement. Had to paint over it.
4076db No.2103328
>>2103326
I get paid to do so.
033df8 No.2103329
>>2103327
I used to do restoration/renovation for shit nobody else would do. The bodies were already gone but we'd have to clean up whatever they left behind.
Trust me, you do not want to have to clean out an apartment where an old hoarder had died and nobody discovered them for 2 weeks. Mold, fluids, dust, bugs, stains on everything. rip the carpet out, stains under the carpets.
88bdc0 No.2103330
Damn it I cooked too much rice
7c9c7a No.2103331
>>2103326
Hm, well a bullet to the head seems the easiest of all options. I guess?
88bdc0 No.2103332
>>2103331
Suffocate yourself with nitrogen
033df8 No.2103333
>>2103326
I never thought of a flare gun, my plan if I found a shotgun shell would be to buy some metal pipe at Canadian Tire and rig up a cardboard spacer with an elastic and a firing pin and aim it just above my ear.
4076db No.2103334
>>2103329
>I used to do restoration/renovation for shit nobody else would do. The bodies were already gone but we'd have to clean up whatever they left behind.
I follow the IICRC S540 and do the same thing.
Meh, worst thing is wearing the PPE. With the right mask you can't smell anything. Just gets very, very uncomfortable. Last one of those we had was in an old red cross facility. Guy practically exploded, had to clean and cut half the apartment. Of course the stink seems through the PPE and on to all your equipment.
033df8 No.2103335
>>2103330
save some and fry it tomorrow.
200c40 No.2103337
>>2103336
Anime girls with PTSD is the best fetish.
7c9c7a No.2103338
>>2103332
That sounds rather unpleasant.
033df8 No.2103339
>>2103334
Yeah, I'm glad I've moved on to easier stuff now. Gloves and ventilators weren't my thing, I was still just an assistant so I didn't handle any chemicals, it was mostly just hauling shit out to the bin and scrubbing everything down.
Landlords gotta lord land.
4076db No.2103340
>>2103339
Yeah.
Pays well though.
7ee6b7 No.2103341
>>2103328
What happened to your last job?
>>2103331
Oldie but goodie I supposed.
>>2103333
That's creative, but just seems like too much of a chance to mess it up.
033df8 No.2103342
>>2103340
Shit yeah, cause nobody else is touching that stuff.
4076db No.2103343
>>2103341
I stopped working for Universal and Disney 3 years ago.
033df8 No.2103344
>>2103341
I know, I'd have to design like a screw-on end plate so the recoil doesn't just blow the shell out the back and compromise the velocity of the ejecta.
4076db No.2103345
>>2103342
Easy money if you get the ones where someone broke into a house by punching the window and bled onto a tile floor.
4b0c7f No.2103346
>>2103337
I don't know if I have anymore, unfortunately.
88bdc0 No.2103348
>>2103335
I made rice porridge because it's filling and I tried to just make a little because it doesn't keep or reheat very well but I made too much
>>2103337
I'm not anime but the rest of that I have
>>2103338
It's not really, because our atmosphere is mostly nitrogen so unless you think hypoxia is unpleasant then it's really nbd
7ee6b7 No.2103349
>>2103343
Seems rough. Well at least this has better hours, right?
>>2103344
How well could you aim the shell so that the deed is done quickly?
4076db No.2103352
>>2103349
I still work around 90 hours when the hurricanes come through. And 60 when other storms roll in.
No.
033df8 No.2103353
>>2103345
lol
My worst job was cleaning out this sketchy basement in a house next door to a kennel. There were blood and feces stains everywhere, evidence of rust patterns of cages, and the loose-lipped creepo who hired us to clean it told me that there were tripods and video cameras.
The thought of what may have been going on down there made my stomach churn. I wanted to get the fuck out of there.
88bdc0 No.2103354
>>2103349
Aim through the brain stem
200c40 No.2103355
>>2103350
More like god of sucking dick lmao
7ee6b7 No.2103356
>>2103350
No spoilers please
033df8 No.2103357
>>2103349
I could probably aim a lot better than the typical idiots who somehow manage to blow off their faces and survive. Pls.
4076db No.2103358
>>2103353
Ah, only had to do one dog related bio.
Yeah, not great.
0e8e3d No.2103361
>>2103355
hehexd
>>2103356
I wouldn't dare, this is one of the few that I've actually cared to keep myself spoiler-free on
033df8 No.2103365
>>2103363
It's funny how they're basically like clingy, slow retarded fat dogs.
200c40 No.2103366
The national symbol of China going extinct honestly seems like a great thing for just the bad PR of it all.
4b0c7f No.2103367
>>2103365
at least in that video.
200c40 No.2103368
>>2103364
>ba5 ba5
That ID is weird for some reason.
033df8 No.2103369
>>2103366
Yeah, it's pretty funny how a developing industrial culture can deforest and reduce the habitat of its iconic animal.
Lol, bald eagles anyone?
4076db No.2103370
>>2103369
Didn't China actively seek to kill all birds, mice, and insects at one point? And because they killed so may animals they fucked up the ecosystem?
033df8 No.2103373
>>2103370
Let's not forget that the eradication of cats due to religious beliefs caused a proliferation of rats and kicked off the bubonic plague.
>>2103372
Whatever, I'm not concerned about bald eagles either. I keep reading/hearing statistics like there are only several thousand mating pairs, but I see bald eagles all the time here and I'm like, these seriously can't be that rare. I'd even seen them back in Ontario before I moved to the west coast. Someone must be misrepresenting the species' status.
4076db No.2103374
>>2103373
Sounds about right.
Night.
033df8 No.2103376
The bald eagle was at one time endangered though, so that's probably where I retained the information. According to wikipedia it was moved to threatened, and then finally repopulated to become a non-threatened species.
Good to know.
033df8 No.2103377
Why are the arrows depicted on the Presidential Seal not uniform in length? All of the fletchings are in the same place but none of the shafts are uniform.
Who fucking designed that shit?
f03dcd No.2103378
>>2103377
keky, who gives a shit. shutup.
200c40 No.2103379
>>2103377
It's so that all 13 are easily visible, ie the 13 colonies when it was adopted as the seal for the nation, not the president.
200c40 No.2103380
Like how there's 13 olives on the olive branch and 13 stars in the constellation above.
033df8 No.2103381
>>2103379
True enough, I suppose it's fine to be representative and not realistic.
I just think the little short arrows are funny.
033df8 No.2103382
>>2103378
Americans give a shit. You can rile them up about anything if it has to do with America, you should know this you little troll cunt.
0e8e3d No.2103383
Jeez Chiri what's up with you?
11841f No.2103384
>>2103363
i have a panda teddy bear :)
033df8 No.2103385
>>2103383
Taking a day off, getting drunk, resting my damaged foot before I have to be on it for twelve hours tomorrow, not killing myself, you know, the usual. You?
200c40 No.2103386
0e8e3d No.2103387
>>2103385
You're just being unusually aggressive is all
Biding my time before sleep and work and the cycle continues
>>2103386
Well duh
033df8 No.2103388
>>2103387
What? Me, aggressive?
0e8e3d No.2103389
>>2103388
Usually, nah
Unless you count being aggressively annoying ;)
4b0c7f No.2103390
>>2103384
what do you do with it?
7ee6b7 No.2103391
Americans give a shit because we love our country.
033df8 No.2103392
>>2103389
I feel I've been fairly tame tonight, I can definitely get worse; but, I still think overall you have more balls than I do when it comes to that sort of thing.
033df8 No.2103393
>>2103391
Yeah, it's pretty much the center of the flat earth, isn't it?
200c40 No.2103394
>>2103391
>our
This isn't Mexican.
7ee6b7 No.2103395
>>2103393
Seeing as America is one of the most influential countries in the world in basically every aspect of the new globalized system we have going, yeah.
>>2103394
I do more for this nation than you.
200c40 No.2103396
>>2103395
Cleaning jizz of the pillowcases at a motel and not paying taxes is really "serving" this country.
033df8 No.2103397
>>2103395
You don't deny that the earth is flat?
c76c95 No.2103398
tomorrow my 40 flavor teabag variety pack shows up
i'm hyped
033df8 No.2103400
>>2103398
I have a couple specialty teas I have yet to try, they're sealed in little golden-colored aluminum cans with a see-through lid.. one's called 'apple cider' and the other is 'irish breakfast', two things I'm likely to be very fond of, as tea flavours.
033df8 No.2103401
>>2103399
Inside jokes are funnier when they're nonchalantly disguised but the target understands fully.
c76c95 No.2103402
>>2103400
how do i make tea, just boil water and put the teabag in the mug with the string hanging out, and wait for a few mins?
7ee6b7 No.2103403
>>2103397
I mean if that's what you believe I won't argue with it.
>>2103396
I'm super supporting.
033df8 No.2103404
>>2103402
That's basically it, yeah. I like to lift and dunk the tea bag occasionally, get it sifted out.
I also have disposable sleeves for steeping non-contained teas as well as making single-serve coffee from grounds, so I can pour boiling water through them to make a cup, and throw it out afterwards, using only as much as I need.
200c40 No.2103405
>>2103403
>being a drain on welfare because your shit out a kid every year to a different father
033df8 No.2103408
>>2103403
Well, you know gravity is just a theory right?
The reason objects fall or float is because of their density. Objects fall because they are denser than air, and balloons float because they are lighter than air. Simple science.
7ee6b7 No.2103409
>>2103405
I'm not a fucking Mexican.
>>2103408
That's an interesting perspective. I'm not a scientist or anything, so I'll keep myself from speaking out of term on such topics.
Just wondering though, does Canadian schools teach this along side the Round-Earth Theory or nah?
200c40 No.2103410
>>2103407
This needs Steve Buscemi's face instead.
200c40 No.2103411
>>2103409
>I'm not a fucking Mexican.
20c9c3 No.2103412
>>2103410
This hippopo is already have Steve Buscemi's eyes
033df8 No.2103413
>>2103409
Well no, we're taught creation like any good Christian nation.
I only got more interested in science when I used to sit out at night and watch all the stars rotate around Earth, and thought it would be great to study about how God made our universe the way it is.
7ee6b7 No.2103414
>>2103413
That's pretty cool. What denomination of Christianity does it follow? Does Canada follow the the edicts put forth by the Vatican? You know Catholicism is one of the biggest sects.
How long have you been of the faith?
>>2103411
Can you hear me?
033df8 No.2103415
>>2103414
Predominantly Lutheran, actually.
I've never been of the faith my entire life, as I was raised around other religious people.
7ee6b7 No.2103416
>>2103415
That's interesting. I didn't know Lutherans followed closely with flat Earth.
You never were of the faith? That's a shame, but did you at least pick up anything worth sharing from your time around all these Christians?
7ee6b7 No.2103417
Tsuchi why aren't you a 10/10 Asian Lesbian with Luka?
200c40 No.2103418
>>2103417
lewd
not yuri~ :(
033df8 No.2103419
>>2103416
Yeah, I studied science.
7ee6b7 No.2103421
>>2103418
You need more Yuri purey obviously.
>>2103419
That seems a bit non-sequitur.
I asked you about religion since you were so sharing on the topic, but now you're talking about science instead.
To be fair I might not have the mental acuity to catch the logical jump you're making.
13712c No.2103422
Everyone should study science
033df8 No.2103423
>>2103421
Well, it's clearly a joke.
Who the fuck believes the earth is flat unless they are mentally compromised? I told you that density thing because that's another thing flattards adhere to when they dismiss gravity as an explaination.
I'd continue trolling more but you're bright enough to have caught on and started questioning what I was saying.
7ee6b7 No.2103424
>>2103423
What? Oh come on, you're not going to tell me that you don't believe in Flat Earth now. You just seemed so invested in it.
Also you don't have to leave, please continue sharing with my about the utopia that is Christian Canada.
13712c No.2103425
Science also does not exclude theology.
033df8 No.2103427
>>2103424
In Canada, we're taught evolution and the scientific method. We don't have Christian lobbyists trying to demand that creation be taught in schools as a viable alternative to science, in fact a large percentage of Canadians are atheists, and we're rather well-educated.
13712c No.2103428
>>2103426
If the only theology you can handle is that given to you by disagreeable people, you are in trouble
7ee6b7 No.2103429
>>2103427
Oh that sounds lovely.
I'm glad that you're a well-educated group of people.
I will say that for a well educated individual as yourself I feel like you've removed all the judicial nuance out of the actual legal preceding that you're referring to.
Are you a happy Atheist?
033df8 No.2103431
>>2103429
No, I'm just a working class piece of shit like everyone else who can't get ahead, afford to buy a house or meet a wife because the modern societal scape has shifted towards consumerism, individualism, and gender politics; it's exponentially harder now to pay for an education or a home, and more difficult to meet people and make friends as everyone has shifted towards being self-centric rather than altruistic and neighbourly.
Still, I'm happy. I don't make much of a difference in this world and I'll eventually die, but things could be worse.
ba5ba5 No.2103432
13712c No.2103433
>>2103432
just let it happen
88bdc0 No.2103435
There's nothing wrong with being a sexual deviant
c76c95 No.2103436
500 calorie days are killing me
i wanna die desu
13712c No.2103437
Especially if you're Revy
13712c No.2103438
>>2103436
Just eat more food and make up for it by exercising
88bdc0 No.2103439
>>2103437
Look
I don't know how many kinds of deviant I am
ba5ba5 No.2103440
7ee6b7 No.2103441
>>2103431
>86% of respondents said something other then "don't know"
What horrible Christians. It's outright stated in the book that we will not know when the end of days until it's already upon us.
That sounds depressing. Why do you think a nation full of well educated atheists find themselves so restricted in one of the most open and accessible markets in a long time?
The chances are there to work on ones own situation, but I suppose you can be content with knowing there isn't anything after this and whatever existence you live will be the only one.
Consciousness out of the void and back into the void it will go - all that jazz.
c76c95 No.2103442
>>2103438
yesterday ate like 800 calories, burned 500 at gym
today ate like 900 calories and burned 400 at gym
13712c No.2103443
>>2103439
All the kinds?
>>2103440
TOO LATE!
88bdc0 No.2103445
>>2103443
I mean I'm not into animals or children and certain fetishes gross me out
13712c No.2103446
>>2103442
Those calorie counters are bullshit. There is too much variety within people to accurately asses that. You also burn a lot of calories from normal daily activities, so you surpassed those 800 by far
13712c No.2103447
>>2103444
shhhh
>>2103445
So only most of the kinds?
c76c95 No.2103448
>>2103446
i know that
i mean i can tell you how many calories i really burned using a site that inputs your height, weight, etc
20c9c3 No.2103450
>>2103436
> 500 calorie days
You will become even more fat after diet ends
033df8 No.2103451
>>2103441
That's pretty much it. Death sounds scary when you're younger, but as time goes by you realize you're walking the path to the end.
When caught up with work and financing yourself, passions disappear, you give up your hobbies and pleasures, and just check the calendar once in a while to remind yourself that the years are going by.
13712c No.2103452
>>2103448
That site is using averages of all people with those body sizes. There is a lot of variation around that 'best fit' curve, especially when the amount of calories you burn depends on metabolism and generally how physically fit you are.
>>2103449
No doubt about it!
7ee6b7 No.2103453
>>2103451
Are you content with being a forgettable nobody that will be recognized by nothing and no one 50 years after you pass? And that's if you have kids.
It'll be remarkably shorter if you don't and you aren't close to family.
c76c95 No.2103454
>>2103446
okay today was 628 calories burned
which means yesterday was probably close to 800 but too tired to calculate it
>>2103452
cato the deviance in these numbers is by a hundred calories or so
it's not like it's either 2,300 calories or 12 calories
20c9c3 No.2103455
>>2103454
> today was 628 calories burned
You can't be so dumb, rly
033df8 No.2103456
>>2103453
Yes, absolutely. When I'm gone I'll have done nothing to help or hinder humanity as a whole; everything they're already doing to further the destruction of our race won't be spoiled by an upstart rebel like me, no sir! I'm complacent and expendable!
88bdc0 No.2103457
>>2103452
Now if only I had someone to be lewd with
c76c95 No.2103458
>>2103455
like burned at gym
not total for the day
13712c No.2103459
>>2103453
That's loaded.
No more 5% of the people even in the most impactful fields will be remembered 10 years after they die. That doesn't mean that the lives of any of those people not remembered didn't have an impact that could even nominally change the course of humanity. even fast food workers have merit.
>>2103454
I would really want to see the dataset that they used to create the tends.
>>2103457
That is the hardest part by far, I wish you luck!
7ee6b7 No.2103460
>>2103456
I'm glad you know where you sit.
I can't see why you'd be depressed or frustrated with your current standings.
20c9c3 No.2103461
>>2103458
> like burned at gym
> 628
You run 10km+ or raised 200 kg barbell 30+ times
033df8 No.2103462
>>2103460
Exactly. Just a piece of dust in the cosmos.
I never have any reason to be stressed or angry.
I just go with the flow.
7ee6b7 No.2103463
>>2103459
I was talking largely of family where you can actually have a legacy and receive a sort of immortality through them.
20c9c3 No.2103464
c76c95 No.2103465
>>2103459
you're being obnoxious
c76c95 No.2103466
>>2103461
I cycled much further than 10km in 30 minutes and then did 22 minutes of walking after
so yeah
033df8 No.2103467
>>2103463
Ghengis Khan is the pimp daddy of all pimp daddies.
7ee6b7 No.2103469
>>2103462
So do you at least make use of your finite time on this space speck?
You go out looking for a relationship, work hard at being successful in whatever you set your mind to, become more cultured through travel, Ect?
>>2103467
Ghengis Khan is a man who will be remembered for millennia after his death. He won, plain and simple.
20c9c3 No.2103470
>>2103466
> I cycled much further than 10km in 30 minutes and then did 22 minutes of walking after
30 min on bicycle is not a 630 ccl, not even a half of it
13712c No.2103471
>>2103463
I just really hate the notion of doing anything explicitly so that you will be remembered in the future, and the counter to that being ok with being a forgettable nobody.
The expectation that you should be remembered is kind-of bull because, like you said, even with a family you will probably be forgotten within 50 years along with the fact that it works to demine (sp) the work that 'forgettable' people do.
>>2103465
I just think a lot of people-sciences are really hand-wavy and people put too much stock in them.
c76c95 No.2103472
033df8 No.2103473
>>2103469
Who, me?
Pssh.
Look, I troll imageboards. Do you in any way believe that I'm making use of my time or even contributing to humanity?
At the very least, I am entertaining myself.
c76c95 No.2103474
>>2103471
I know the numbers are not exact
it's a rough estimation, and a general range that affects my net calories for the day
I'm not taking the numbers for gospel
I already said all of this
for fucks sake dude
033df8 No.2103475
>>2103469
AND, he fucked so many women that a good chunk of asians alive today carry his DNA.
20c9c3 No.2103476
>>2103472
Because it's literally too much
13712c No.2103477
>>2103474
still, a variation of 100 calories either way seems too tight and just the idea of using those as an excuse to limit your diet to less than 1000 calories a day isn't good, even if you already explained it.
13712c No.2103478
>>2103475
Same with a lot of eastern Europeans
20c9c3 No.2103479
>>2103473
> Look, I troll imageboards.
By your fat?
c76c95 No.2103480
i said 'or so'
as in roughly 400 to 700 or some shit
i'm not talking exact science
i'm limiting my calories for personal reasons, not because it's a good idea
>>2103476
X is X because I said X is X
congrats you've explained nothing
20c9c3 No.2103481
>>2103480
Should i explain why water is wet?
13712c No.2103482
If something has a 50% error, what's the point of even using it?
033df8 No.2103483
>>2103479
No, by slowly building up a persona that people like you can attack, giving you a false perception of superiority.. never mind, you're terrible at this.
c76c95 No.2103484
estimation is a part of math
deal with it nerd
c76c95 No.2103485
>>2103481
You seem rather braindead so I'm sure you'd fail at that too, so no thanks.
20c9c3 No.2103486
>>2103483
> you're terrible at this.
Yes, i know
13712c No.2103487
poor estimation is also a thing that people to do take your money
c76c95 No.2103488
>>2103487
are you sober or drinking at the moment?
20c9c3 No.2103489
>>2103485
Good luck in spending 2k calories today, my friend
c76c95 No.2103490
>>2103489
Good luck with the 80IQ today friend.
13712c No.2103491
>>2103488
I am not at liberty to answer that question.
I am a scientist who deals with a lot of data and has to deal with questions like that, especially with isotope work.
It's like measurements with a mass spec vs nano-sims
c76c95 No.2103492
c76c95 No.2103493
>>2103491
yeah you're drinking, okay talk to you tomorrow cato byebye now
20c9c3 No.2103494
>>2103490
Tnx, i need luck in this
033df8 No.2103496
>>2103486
Self-deprecation is noble, denial isn't.
I know that jab at me was meant to stir me up, but I've been training again for summer and I don't have very much fat to lose.
If anything, my problem is that I'm too bulky from doing years of manual labour; what I really wish to do is somehow decrease my muscle mass through atrophy so that I can be slimmer. I weight a lot because I have two decades worth of active muscle tissue that keeps getting worked and used on a daily basis.
I've been the same weight for about 7-10 years without much fluctuation, and I just eat whatever; this has changed recently, I'm cutting out carbohydrates and sticking more to fresh meats (mostly fish) to change the balance between protein and carbohydrates- I want to start burning more, because my current mode has been carb energy storage to fuel my endurance and walking 10km+ a day. I want to throw off my entire routine and have less energy and feel unhealthy as I try to let my muscles atrophy for a better 'look'.
20c9c3 No.2103497
>>2103496
> but I've been training again for summer and I don't have very much fat to lose.
> much fat to lose
> much
It still a lot of fat in compare to average man
Better "dry" yourself without losing a muscle
033df8 No.2103498
>>2103497
An average man of my age and height would be fatter and have less muscle mass.
Because they would have to be much fatter to weigh as much as I do. Or taller.
20c9c3 No.2103499
>>2103498
What is your height\weight?
20c9c3 No.2103501
>>2103500
I'm taller than you on 11 sm, and weight less on a 17kg, fuck
033df8 No.2103503
>>2103501
Maybe you're an ectomorph and not an endomorph.
>>2103502
bye*
033df8 No.2103505
< Just this waste of skin, who fortunately does not look like the leather insole of my shoe that's been worn for about three months.
8ac72a No.2103506
hello I just spent the last 7 hours cleaning my apartment and there's even more shit to clean.
and I still have shit I need to do tomorrow.
033df8 No.2103507
>>2103506
Well hey, now you've got 7 hours of it out of the way, take a break and feel good. Not much left.
200c40 No.2103508
>>2103506
Your apartment is 400 square feet. How the fuck does that take 7 hours?
033df8 No.2103509
>>2103508
Oh trust me, I've had contract work and spent longer than that on a one-room apartment because everything was gross as fuck and was never cleaned once in years.
Grease tracks up the walls, had to take the stove and refrigerator apart, frozen rotten peas in all of the fucking seams in a busted ass fridge, mold in the cabinets under the sink, if you have to turn over a property you have to be THOROUGH as fuck, and when you get a neglected one it's a pain in the fucking ass to clean.
13712c No.2103510
>>2103505
isn't not looking like an insole a good thing?
8ac72a No.2103511
>>2103508
>vacuum entire floor including bathroom
>vacuum rug
>vacuum cat tree
>mop entire floor including bathroom
>clean the entire kitchen spotless
>clean the entire bathroom spotless which involves a tile shower and tile shower's are fucking nightmares to clean completely
>threw out almost all of my kitchenware since It was really gross, old, and I didn't like it and wanted to get new ones
>get side tracked and dust out my computer
>throw out a bunch of miscellaneous shit
>Dust. holy fucking shit. so. much. dust. Furniture I put together less than a month ago had a solid thicc layer of dust on it and I dusted the whole apartment
>>2103509
Yeah I hadn't cleaned my kitchen, bathroom or floors yet since turning OCD clean nut and I had to borrow my mom's steam cleaner to really get the floor clean.
for reference as to how much shit I had to throw out. I filled an entire 40 gallon contractor trash bag full of shit around the house.
033df8 No.2103512
>>2103510
I was comparing my insoles to Steve Buscemi's face.
200c40 No.2103513
>>2103511
>vacuuming then dusting
THAT'S JUST PUTTING IT BACK IN THE FLOOR.
8ac72a No.2103514
>>2103513
I realized that about an hour ago. I have to vacuum again tomorrow
13712c No.2103515
>>2103512
Oh.
I also misread 'fortunately' and 'unfortunately' so i was confused
033df8 No.2103516
always clean top down!
dust, clean, vacuum, mop
f03dcd No.2103519
033df8 No.2103520
>>2103519
- Hayao Miyazaki
88bdc0 No.2103523
Not dying when I had the opportunity was a mistake
My house is cold my bed is hot my skin hurts I'm hungry again but I feel like I need to vomit and it's been hours and I'm not asleep
88bdc0 No.2103524
>>2103522
Make the fishnets fluorescent purples and greens and that's how gay I am
cccb75 No.2103526
my shoes hurt i wish i died i can drive my bed
c76c95 No.2103527
88bdc0 No.2103528
Speaking of being gay,
The other day I was at panera where they have those stupid antechamber entrances and this middle aged man and I tried to hold the doors for each other but I gestured and he was like "thanks, I guess it is age before beauty" and I was just
dfa7cf No.2103529
>>2103528
Did you guys fug
cccb75 No.2103530
cute
that's cute
post more happy stuff like that
you'll feel better, for real
im drunk at 10am and i support cute revy posting
88bdc0 No.2103531
>>2103529
No I just mumbled thanks and went into the panera after he left
He was like over 50
>>2103530
Cute stuff happens to people who leave their houses
dfa7cf No.2103532
11927d No.2103533
>>2103524
I think that could be beat.
033df8 No.2103534
>>2103528
I'll take gay things that didn't happen for 500, Alex.
88bdc0 No.2103535
>>2103532
Fuck
I'm 25 now
I don't need reminders that I'm 7 years past my planned expiration date
dfa7cf No.2103536
cccb75 No.2103537
>>2103531
it happened tho fam, a cute thing happened to you
i don't leave my house either
hint: focusing on your misery helps it thrive
that's why it pisses me off, cause i come here, trying to find some escape from my own misery and just read and say dumb heated shit, and it's just your misery instead
this is the internet, you can be whoever you want, you don't have to be miserable here. if you commit to not be, it helps irl.
look at me posting the stupidest character i know and acting HYPE about fucking anything
i'm going to prison soon. i haven't killed myself because i don't feed my depression. you feeed it every day and you simply don't have to
sorry i got pretty personal, i don't dislike you, but you makin it hard fam
88bdc0 No.2103538
>>2103534
He was probably losing his vision and my hair is past my shoulders now
033df8 No.2103539
>>2103538
Well, I just buzzed all of mine off for the summer.. my hair was down past my eyes and was annoying me by getting in my eyes.
cccb75 No.2103540
chiri looks like he made out of scabs and beard hair
lol
88bdc0 No.2103541
>>2103537
Sorry, I don't have many friends and it's hard to try to be happy when everything is sideways and I've just accepted that people will either hate me, tolerate me, or form a cult for me
No one really likes me
But I agree, it does feel better to think about cute things than to just mope all the time
863ba7 No.2103542
>>2103522
I want to go to japan again but alone this time so pesky humans wont tell me where I should or could go
033df8 No.2103543
>>2103540
better than that fucking muppet.
cccb75 No.2103544
>>2103541
see nigga
please, less "my shoes hurt", more "someone called me beautiful today"
because you ARE BEAUTIFUL, LIL NIGGA
it can just be hard to see from the 1st person perspective y'know
cccb75 No.2103545
>>2103543
my dog?
the second hand muppet?
she a STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL SOCK PUPPET tyvm
16f1fc No.2103546
I'm dying....it's so hot.........
88bdc0 No.2103547
>>2103539
Short hair can be fun and cute and comfy
If it starts getting too hot I might get one of those cute haircuts but for now I'm just enjoying having long hair
Short hair makes me look like something between a faggot and a lesbian but it's also easier to take care of and put up for swimming
But first I need to stop being a piece of shit and get back in shape
863ba7 No.2103548
>>2103545
What kind of sock puppet isnt worn on either fo-....ohhh....o gawd
033df8 No.2103549
>>2103545
no, the one with the tattoos.
863ba7 No.2103550
cccb75 No.2103551
>>2103548
she has a ghost and a skeleton like a real dog
this isn't Kyle's Farm lol
>>2103549
6ix9ine?
he aint never been touched
test his gangster
16f1fc No.2103552
>>2103550
i'm suffering.........
11927d No.2103553
>>2103550
>>2103552
My heat hasn't needed to turn on all day. It's nice.
cccb75 No.2103554
6ix9ine got touched by 13 tho, we all know cause he had to get a GED as part of the court order
863ba7 No.2103555
>>2103551
Sounds like you wear this sock puppet on your hands
>>2103552
>>2103553
Outside my bedroom is too cold.
My bedroom however is at a constant 25C.
033df8 No.2103556
>>2103551
you sure this guy hasn't just dropped the soap on purpose in a gym shower?
dfa7cf No.2103557
>>2103555
This avatar is ugly and shit
Delete it
11927d No.2103558
>>2103555
computer heat is nice
88bdc0 No.2103559
At first I wasn't sure if 6ix9ine was a faggot or a dyke
dfa7cf No.2103561
863ba7 No.2103562
>>2103558
Sometimes I like to set it to 30
16f1fc No.2103563
>>2103555
it's only 50 f here bute i'm burning...........
>>2103553
lucky............
11927d No.2103564
88bdc0 No.2103565
>>2103562
You sick monster
Think of the snowmen
cccb75 No.2103566
>>2103555
i pet her with my hands right on her little noggin
>>2103556
he hard nigga test his gangster
>>2103559
HE HARD STOP YOUR GONNA HURT HIS FEELERS
11927d No.2103567
>>2103563
It's been like 55f out all day.
16f1fc No.2103568
tfw it just hit me 25 c is like 80 degrees lmao
fuckin roo
033df8 No.2103569
>>2103566
Man, I knew a dude who looked like him, minus the tattoos and colored everything; but this guy was convinced that he came from Mars, so
863ba7 No.2103570
>>2103563
>>2103564
>>2103565
We had 40C days quite a bit during summer, because tourist season I was working in a kitchen that was consistently 45-50+
Physical labour and heat!
One day we shut the doors and turned off the ventilation, got to 70C. We all pissed brown af that night because we lost moisture that fast
11841f No.2103571
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88bdc0 No.2103573
I didn't go outside today so I have no idea how hot or cold it was but I'm afraid to turn my heat on because usually I'll just wake up soaked in nightmare sweat and my house thermostat is so American I can't make it read Celsius but last I checked the thermometer was like 64°f so thats like upper teens right
028fcd No.2104626
>>2103287
is this it? someone that avatarfags as a catgirl version of chiaki?
is this real life?