0e5143 No.2088246
>>2088240
My point exactly. They get the sound from the hole to my ears so.
>>2088241
Tuck it thru ur shirt dummy. no snags.
cb21de No.2088247
I'm wearing a pair of Sony MDR-XD200's I bought in 2001.
They're still on my head practically every day, for hours a day.
I only had to fix the top, where the soft rubber eventually snapped and this 'mod' is actually even more comfortable.
8418e1 No.2088249
0e5143 No.2088250
Sony headphones, now with fap sock adapter
6a9fb4 No.2088251
>>2088245
Heading to work in 30 min.
cb21de No.2088252
>>2088250
Canadian bush socks.
Have wool, will travel.
0e5143 No.2088253
>>2088252
Wool goes 'baa!'
8418e1 No.2088255
>>2088254
das cute mane
post more youchubas
cb21de No.2088256
>>2088253
I've never clubbed a sheep, I wouldn't know the difference.
ebae56 No.2088257
>>2088246
bigger problem is them just falling out, the cable doesn't get snagged as often
in-ear just doesn't stay in well enough for me when I'm pedaling hard
>>2088251
ah. well I hope you have a good shift. what kind of work is it, if i can ask?
667d90 No.2088258
>>2088251
how many more weeks?
3f66a6 No.2088259
Am I the only person who still listens to music on a stereo system?
I can't stand headphones for anything more than VOIP chat.
6a9fb4 No.2088260
>>2088257
I run a kitchen at a gas station as a morning cook.
>>2088258
Next Friday is my last day.
I start the factory the 23rd.
85574a No.2088262
>>2088255
>>2088259
Occasionally I go without sound at all.
Nothing like silent video games.
0e5143 No.2088263
>>2088257
oh well
>>2088259
rip Reloops x_x
935262 No.2088264
>>2088259
what's your beef with headphones
0e5143 No.2088267
WHERE'S THE BEEF WITH HEADPHONES
95b069 No.2088268
>>2088259
You are not. I have a pair of headphones but haven't used them in close to 2 years now.
Stereo all the way
8418e1 No.2088270
>>2088259
no way
I like the vibrations in the floor
>>2088262
they're a part of some conspiracy
they must be
>>2088266
WOAH
IT'S BARD
ebae56 No.2088271
>>2088260
is there lots of swearing involved?
>>2088267
jesus christ
cb21de No.2088272
>>2088259
I rock headphones all the time when I'm at home.
Mine are so comfortable and good sound quality that I forget I have them on when I'm not listening to anything, such as right now.
I'm tempted to even buy some brand new replacement ear pad cushions off ebay because I love these headphones so much, when I moved 2000km across the country I bought a new pair and they were tight and annoying, and I was SO relieved when I had them shipped back to me because they're the best headphones ever.
0e5143 No.2088273
that was a great wendy's joke don't even JC me, Nezi
6a9fb4 No.2088274
>>2088271
I do it by myself.
I only cuss when I get boiling grease on my arm or something.
85574a No.2088275
>>2088266
Go away.
>>2088270
Goddamn Chinese, trying to take over youtube with virtual stars.
cb21de No.2088276
>>2088267
should be *what's
935262 No.2088278
>>2088265
This is a cute Tails
0e5143 No.2088279
>>2088276
IT WAS A WENDYS JOKE. P sure you have wendy's in Canananananada and you're def old enough to remember that promotion
a6a31d No.2088280
>>2088278
He is always cute.
3f66a6 No.2088281
>>2088262
You're a soulless monster
>>2088263
...DJ... Table?
Am I missing something?
>>2088264
Spatial awareness. It's totally disconcerting to not be able to hear anything around me.
>>2088266
Oh, look, Bards posting semi-lewds. Neat.
>>2088268
>>2088268
>>2088268
>>2088270
also this
>>2088272
Does it not bother you that headphones totally disallow you from hearing anything directly around you?
cb21de No.2088282
>>2088278
Why, because he looks like a 3 year old boy?
>>2088279
Yes, I understand.. but your grammar was slightly off and the joke wasn't as good as official twitter Wendy.
667d90 No.2088283
>>2088260
regular sleep will do you good.
85574a No.2088284
>>2088281
Absolutely true.
248e7c No.2088285
>>2088269
>hu pony
good morning hu pony i hope you've had a nice day : 3
>>2088270
hii raggy what are you up to ? you know what it's time for?
midnight spaghetti
cb21de No.2088286
>>2088281
It helps. I have a roommate who leaves his door open, plays Crossout and War Thunder with the speakers up and yells at the other players without being on voice chat.
0e5143 No.2088287
>>2088281
Yeah I had a pair of reloop rp8000s
>>2088282
kbye
6a9fb4 No.2088288
>>2088283
I'm going to try and be awake by 8 AM each day.
935262 No.2088289
>>2088280
why are these images so small
>>2088281
I don't find it that bad
Like if you're walking down a dark street, sure, don't wear headphones full blast
But like if you're at home I don't think you need to be super aware of your surroundings
8418e1 No.2088291
cb21de No.2088292
I sleep at night because I leave my computer on and with all of the fans I modded it with, creates some relaxing white noise.
I'm a double-edged sword, I can either sleep through anything like the ongoing construction next door from 8am-4pm and yelling roommates and explosions/gunshots, but I also sleep lightly and anything unusual will pop me awake instantly, like getting a text from my boss. Or a knock specifically on my door. Or mail slid under my door.
667d90 No.2088293
I made the best workout earphone reccomendation.
but nezi has me filtered so he'll never know.
>>2088288
which means making sure you're sleepy and ready for bed at the same times.
a6a31d No.2088294
>>2088289
They're in my misc. folder. Where it's just saved for unimportant reasons.
6a9fb4 No.2088295
>>2088293
As long as I fall asleep around midnight after work.
cb21de No.2088296
>>2088294
Heyyy, it's Gingium
248e7c No.2088297
>>2088291
hehehehehhehehehehheehehehe
cb21de No.2088298
>>2088297
Kuroki-chan is best waifu
Because she has low fucking standards
667d90 No.2088299
>>2088295
which means having a reliable relaxing routine.
3f66a6 No.2088300
>>2088284
And you take pride in it?
>>2088286
Headphones are definitely reasonable if the goal is to purposely drown out sound.
You should kill your roommate.
>>2088287
Oh... I'm sorry, I wasn't familiar with the brand. I enjoy music, but I'm not exactly versed in my audio equipment.
>>2088289
I worry that my pets are getting in to stuff, or my wife is shouting for me and I can't hear her, or someones knocking on my door. Maybe I'm just naturally paranoid.
>>2088290
It only makes you cuter.
6a9fb4 No.2088301
>>2088299
The drive home should suffice.
248e7c No.2088302
>>2088298
the only waifu who would trul y really love us if she was a real girl.............
cb21de No.2088305
>>2088302
You'd have to imagine though, that she'd become really grating like Overly Obsessed GF (who is also very pretty, but remember; never stick your dick in crazy)
ebae56 No.2088307
>>2088273
no like
i literally knew it was coming, that's why JC
but ye it was funny
667d90 No.2088308
>>2088301
yay. take care of yourself, squish.
0e5143 No.2088309
>>2088307
I'll be here forever lol
248e7c No.2088310
>>2088300
heheheheh thanks
i feel cute
cb21de No.2088311
Still, Bard... if you're into the weird ones,
Mikoto Urabe has more potential.
248e7c No.2088312
>>2088305
i think that would be nice
all i want from life is to have someone who cares about me lmao am i right
3f66a6 No.2088314
>>2088303
Are you...
...Did I offend you?
>>2088304
Maybe you and I could get along.
>>2088305
>never stick your dick in crazy
I disagree with this sentiment 100%. My wife is quite literally the most insane person I've ever known and this is the most fun relationship I've ever experienced.
Crazy is awesome if you can meet their level of crazy.
>>2088310
Dude, you're more adorable than I can handle. I can't even flirt with you. It feels pedophilic
>>2088312
BARD YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART I JUST WANT TO Adopt YOU
6a9fb4 No.2088315
>>2088308
I-I will do my best.
cb21de No.2088316
>>2088312
Yeah, someone who actually cares about you..
..not uses you, dumps your ass for someone else..
that'd be nice
248e7c No.2088317
>>2088306
you're right
that got a litle too real a little too fast
0e5143 No.2088318
>>2088314
No, just being weird.
I shouldn't miss old material goods, but sometimes I do.
cb21de No.2088319
>>2088314
Yeah, maybe it's just something that boring, well-adjusted income earners say.
I've had a few interesting relationships with eccentric people, but half and half 'fun' crazy and other 'obsessive stalky' crazy types.
248e7c No.2088320
>>2088316
keep your chin up you'll find someone someday : )
6a9fb4 No.2088321
It is time for work.
I'll catch ya later, Kanra.
8418e1 No.2088322
>>2088317
warn me before you drop bombs like that.
cb21de No.2088323
>>2088320
Hopefully she's still warm when I find her, but that would only be a bonus.
ebae56 No.2088324
>>2088321
goodbye dear
hope you have a nice day
667d90 No.2088326
he said my name :D
cya squish!
3f66a6 No.2088327
>>2088318
I like you weird.
>>2088319
Obsessive stalky is only bad if you're not a god-complex hosting egotists.
3f66a6 No.2088328
0e5143 No.2088329
>>2088327
That's probably good cause that's the only option I have :p
cb21de No.2088330
>>2088327
It's worse when she's married, has two children, and still wants to track you across the country to have an intermarital affair.
cb21de No.2088331
She stalked my mom and got my email address, and sends me photos of her children and selfies after her weight loss, to which I try to ignore completely and never reply to.
3f66a6 No.2088332
>>2088329
How weird do you wanna be, though?
>>2088330
>>2088331
.....Still weighing the pros and cons here.
...
...Was she attractive?
0e5143 No.2088333
>>2088332
I don't try to be weird lol Kinda just happened that way.
3f66a6 No.2088334
>>2088333
Let me rephrase.
How weird are you willing to get?
cb21de No.2088335
>>2088332
Funnily, more attractive now than before.
Still something wrong with her, I can tell you that she used to obsessively breed/sell rats and then later pedigree dogs..
I always got the feeling that she was definitely trying to breed with -me-, but I got away and she married someone else who had enough money to give her babies a good home.
I would never be ready to be a father, I didn't want to grow up to be like my father either; I wouldn't want to always be away, working, paying for everything and then coming home exhausted with no time for my children.
0e5143 No.2088336
>>2088334
Something something subjective terms.
What are you trying to ask?
cb21de No.2088337
>>2088336
HOW FREEKY U BE?!
3f66a6 No.2088338
>>2088335
You should freeze semen, get yourself snipped, and then tell her you're willing to baby her for tons of unprotected sex.
...Or just ignore her
because she sounds like next-level crazy.
>>2088336
Why you gotta play games?
248e7c No.2088339
>>2088337
>>2088337
me love you long time
0e5143 No.2088340
>>2088338
Because I don't understand what you're asking.
3f66a6 No.2088341
>>2088340
God, this is the worst pillow talk ever.
0e5143 No.2088342
>>2088341
Well, it would've been nice to know what we were doing, Drunky. At least helpful.
3f66a6 No.2088343
Since when do I do ANYTHING ELSE?!
248e7c No.2088344
where spegdre.....................
spegdre..........
cb21de No.2088345
>>2088338
I'm going with 'ignore' at this point.
I'm done with my past, but this one went to the trouble of digging up my info to try to reach me again and that's kind of a big put-off. All of the photos is an even bigger put-off and I hope she stops emailing me.
Dat girl ain't right, I tells ya.
Intellectual disparity was a big reason we were never serious, but I have never met anyone with such an insatiable sex drive. I made the best decision to pull out, metaphorically.
0e5143 No.2088346
>>2088343
Never noticed. You gotta be more clear.
cb21de No.2088347
>>2088344
she looks almost normal there! aww
3f66a6 No.2088348
ELMA BE A SLUT PUBLICLY FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT
0e5143 No.2088349
>>2088348
Like, was that so difficult?
Also no.
3f66a6 No.2088350
>>2088345
Have you thought about a restraining order?
cb21de No.2088351
>>2088350
Only if she fucking comes here and shows up.
I've let my mom know my side of it, so if that chick shows up there again and starts crying and shit, I know she's got my back and won't give her my physical address even though she let my email get away.
3f66a6 No.2088352
>>2088349
I'm sorry. I prefer just a little bit of nuance.
Ugh, first George, now you. I'm running out of flirting partners.
>>2088351
I would still look into one pre-emptively if she's this crazy
935262 No.2088353
tfw drunky won't flirt with you
0e5143 No.2088354
>>2088352
I mean... You kinda pushed for the Amy x Elma thing, so *shrugs*
3f66a6 No.2088355
You don't like race play
>>2088354
I was always more on the MandyXElma team.
0e5143 No.2088356
3f66a6 No.2088357
My wife is right fucking here. lol.
0e5143 No.2088358
>>2088355
He ruined that one nice and good. womp womp
3f66a6 No.2088359
Is that why Mandy doesn't post anymore? What even happened?
cb21de No.2088360
I've let my mom know not to give out my info because the last two people tracking me down have been just bad news and I did not even grace either of them with the dignity of a reply.
I can't believe my former roommate had the fucking nerve to squeeze my email addy out of my mom just to tell me that he's now a teacher and has this -great idea- that he needs an Artist for.
Like, wow. Fuck off. You burned me, burned me good, and have the balls to come back like 'hey buddy! been a while! I need you to do some shit for me.'
0e5143 No.2088361
935262 No.2088362
248e7c No.2088363
>>2088347
how about this one~?
cb21de No.2088364
>>2088352
I'm just hoping that not responding to any emails will instinctively tell her to stay put, and not travel 2000km to have a door shut in her face.
But you never know.
cb21de No.2088365
>>2088363
Too slutty, prefer her just in a hoodie.
248e7c No.2088367
>>2088365
I like when she wears the cute nice pressed white shirt.........
cb21de No.2088368
>>2088367
I've always had a thing for girls in white dress shirts, tie optional.
248e7c No.2088369
>>2088368
yeah I agree girls in cute dress shirts or suits are the best
0e5143 No.2088370
>>2088359
He is really depressed.
0e5143 No.2088372
3f66a6 No.2088373
>>2088360
Sounds like classic Canadian Hospitality to me.
>>2088361
You're twisted.
>>2088362
It would be if I felt inclined to flirt with you.
I don't know why, but you don't come off as approachable for me to flirt with
Probably because I'm certain you won't camwhore for shits and giggles.
>>2088364
>but you never know
Famous last words, Chiri. Famous last words.
>>2088370
He called me earlier and asked if I would go for a drink with him in the next couple weeks.
And then told me he was in line for a promotion next week.
I can usually pick up on his melancholy, but he seems as fine as he ever is.
Granted, I guess I only see what he chooses to show me.
cb21de No.2088375
>>2088371
ah memories.
prefer 5 Minut
248e7c No.2088376
>>2088373
that's a nice textwall
let me inside
0e5143 No.2088377
>>2088373
Twisted how? Seemed like a good trade honestly.
Good. Maybe he's just been busy doing that.
cb21de No.2088378
>>2088373
What mostly disturbs me is how/who gave these fucks my mom's address and I think I know who;
meaning there's another friend I had who burned me.. they got that information from him to find my mom, poor dumbass probably didn't know better, and let these other dumbasses track me down.
I left my past behind for a reason. I was sick of that town, those people, those 'friends', I was done.
3f66a6 No.2088379
>>2088376
Look, Bards part of the textwall!
Sorry I know it's annoying.
>>2088377
Because she doesn't want to take pictures and I don't want to go to the effort to transfer an old one to this device.
Fair enough. Guess flirting with me isn't a top priority anymore anyway. Gotta save all that energy for Amy-kun
>>2088378
It's also not that hard to find people whose names you know thanks to the internet.
If you're moms on Facebook, I guarantee that's your culprit. If not, it's still pretty easy if she's been at the same residence for more than a year.
Thanks to the internet and cell phones, you can't really run away from your past social life anymore.
935262 No.2088380
>>2088373
>Probably because I'm certain you won't camwhore for shits and giggles.
Yeah I won't
Unless you really tickle my dick
Also since when are you gay?
After you got married
0e5143 No.2088381
>>2088379
I'm just giving you shit lol I wasn't gonna hold my end of the bargain x_x
mmhm^^ we talk like every day and it's really nice.
3f66a6 No.2088382
>>2088380
Why does everybody assume I'm gay?
I've been pretty open about my sexuality. I figure I shouldn't have to explain it anymore.
>>2088381
And that's why you're twisted.
3f66a6 No.2088384
>>2088383
Your malicious intent was predetermined, invalidating the profile of Chaotic.
Chaotic evil is evil without rhyme or reason.
0e5143 No.2088385
WenDEEZ NUTS (#).* is a new contender
0e5143 No.2088386
>>2088384
it was pretty random when I first posted tits for tits, then I planned from there
935262 No.2088387
>>2088382
I only use "gay" to mean "also attracted to boys" here. Obviously you're not hard gay if you're married to a chick
Also I'm not uptodate on drunky lore eXcuse me sheeeesh
cb21de No.2088388
>>2088379
She isn't, and she has an unlisted number and a different last name than me because she's divorced; however one of my friends knew where she lived.. and over the last couple years actually became friends with psycho chick while I had already cut myself off from everybody but knew this as we occasionally worked together (I worked with his brother-in-law) so that's how I knew he'd talked to her, didn't think anything of it, but that's how she found my mom's house.
And, I can imagine, it was easy enough for my ex-roommate to get that information by asking her.
If anything, I started young on the internet and was wise enough to cover my tracks.
Even Stalker and Haikus couldn't find my real name, I took care of all of that. I don't facebook, I have three 'main' email addresses, one of which is a person who doesn't actually exist but has all of the credentials to; thankfully the only email they got was my 'family' email address, which I only use to keep in touch with my parents, and not my 'work' address in which everything is all business.
0e5143 No.2088389
cb21de No.2088390
>>2088382
Probably assumption on recognition of Wallace Wells.
248e7c No.2088391
>>2088379
oh no I don't care about it....
I just am a bit sleepy and not able to think of anything interesting to talk about
today I had good rolls with my brother and got a straight armbar from bottom guard and he got me with a couple of armbar/spiderweb taps and a sneaky twister that he pulled off when i was trying to od a cavity crush to him
have you dont anything fun recently?
cb21de No.2088392
>>2088391
Must be fun to have a brother to wrestle with who doesn't actually want to punch you in the face.
248e7c No.2088393
>>2088392
haha yeah if he tried to punch me i'd fuck him up
i'm the oldest of all my brothers desu
cb21de No.2088394
>>2088393
Ha, okay. You must be a really cool older brother.
0e5143 No.2088395
I wanna be really cool :(
cb21de No.2088396
>>2088395
then get back to kneeling down with your mouth open, everyone will tell you how cool you are.
3f66a6 No.2088397
>>2088386
Are you claiming you were initially genuine in that offer?
>>2088387
Oh.
Well, yeah, okay.
No, I'm not gay. If anything, Bi is close, but I don't think it's even that.
As far as sex goes, genitalia doesn't matter to me. It's the person it's attached to that determines my arousal. I've been with both, sexually and romantically. I definitely prefer women, but there are some great fucking guys out there.
>>2088388
That's a shame. It's a good thing you take the precaution to cover your tracks. I've given out plenty of personal information here myself, but not nearly enough for anyone to determine my identity. Closest they could narrow it down to is an English teacher in north phoenix, mid twenties. There are a couple hundred people that fit that profile.
>>2088390
Nah Lloyd knows me.
We met in gay fur threads.
>>2088391
I'm glad you got a tap in on your brother today. Straight Armbar was always a pain for me to pull off because I could rarely set up a position to follow through on it. I was always more consistent with chokeouts.
I got my ball python to eat frozen this week, so that's cool. I don't have to personally send any more mice to their demise.
He also went to the park for the first time this afternoon. He was so excited. It was almost painful to have to bring him back home because he found the one hot rock he could sit on in the entire field and didn't wanna move.
What about you? Anything out of the ordinary?
Smoke anything good recently? I'm gonna pick up wax for the first time in months next week cause spending 4/20 evening with my old D&D group in another town
3f66a6 No.2088398
0e5143 No.2088399
>>2088396
*sigh*
>>2088397
That's neither here nor there now. Lost opportunity.
Yes
0e5143 No.2088400
Patience belong in a hospital, drunky. just reply individual, damn
cb21de No.2088401
>>2088397
Pet snails are much easier to wrangle.
Throw in fresh veg, watch it disappear.. and then the wood bugs, well, they'll literally eat shit so they're pleased as punch.
cb21de No.2088402
>>2088400
Did you just unironically misspell 'patients'?
0e5143 No.2088403
>>2088402
It's a play on words, yes.
935262 No.2088404
>>2088397
I don't like the term "bisexual" because it sounds like it's sexually charged. It does for hetero and homo as well but you can say gay/straight instead.
2018 and still no new slang for bisexual
I'm sad
Also that's beautiful, dunk
You ever taken it up the ass or asked your wife to peg you?
3f66a6 No.2088405
>>2088399
You're such a tease. I do not envy Amy. I can't handle teases. I have no non-essential self-control
>>2088401
Wh-what...?
0e5143 No.2088406
>>2088405
Can't handle? Why not? He does it right back x_x
248e7c No.2088407
>>2088394
thanks
I'm the cooleast : )
>>2088397
that's very sweet that you're so compassionate for your pet
I always felt bad taking my doggos on walks and having to go back inside or when i let them out too
chokes are hard here in this circle cause everyone has such good chins :PPP
i've been pretty succesful with pulling triangle chokes off from the bottom though......
when my friend moved houses I accidentaly broke his vape wand so I bought a new vape wand and it came in today and I used it before I send it his way and its very nice and smooth even though it's just the part that holds the herbs
good air flow and stuff
wax is fun do you use a pen to smoke it? I hiope you have a good time
0e5143 No.2088408
I've been on the wax for the last 2 weeks straight and it's so exhausting lol
cb21de No.2088409
>>2088397
Yeah, sexual orientation is the same way for me. It's not as much of a broad spectrum as it is in an individual, and I've had the priviledge of knowing good friends of various persuasions and genders, with occasional relationships, some escalating to sexual nature, though none ever being very permanent.
Still, I understand where you're coming from.
cb21de No.2088411
>>2088405
aka Roly-polys, pill bugs. (actually landborne crustaceans) .. they get along with my snails really well, as they are detrivores and keep my terrarium clean.
It helps that they're also cute, but they are dwarfed by my huge snails that cruise around and chow down on sliced cucumbers, lettuce, and carrots.
8418e1 No.2088413
cb21de No.2088414
>>2088413
you just want to be in a room with him and get choked out.
3f66a6 No.2088415
>>2088404
I have only once been the bottom with an ex-boyfriend. I didn't much care for the thrusting. I do, however, have a few buttplugs for particularly kinky sessions because I enjoy the pressure against my prostate now and again.
Pegging really doesn't appeal to me because
1) I'm a pleaser. I get off on giving, and pegging does nothing for her
and
2) again, the thrusting. I don't mind having my cavity filled, but I don't need, or want, constant stimulation. The pressure is more than enjoyable.
>>2088406
Because of a lack of self control.
My wife tries to tease me, she knows I'm going to grab her and rip her clothes off.
I'm a very sexual person, and it takes next to nothing to get me going. I also don't like being left hanging.
>>2088407
Despite the fact that I know snakes are incapable of complex emotion, I choose to believe my two love me and I offer that same level of caring in return. It may not be love, but there's a definite trust they place in me that's reminiscent of it. Like I told you before, I love animals. I care for them beyond the level most people care for people.
Triangle chokes are impressive, too! The people I was rolling with were around my age, early to mid teens, so their defensive abilities weren't quite up to par with my offensive capabilities. Not to toot my own horn or anything. I was never fantastic, but I was purty gewd.
I've only ever used one of those wax pens once, when I was working as a telemarketer before this job. A coworker offered me a hit at lunch. I didn't think those things could be so potent. They're neat and all, but I usually don't touch wax. I don't like how stupid stoned I get, but I haven't seen these friends in months and it's 4/20, so when in rome, you know. I have a tiny wax rig around here that a friend left some time ago and never came back for, so I'll probably just pack that up for the night and give it to them. They'll get more use out of it, and I really need to downsize my glass collection. I have more than I've ever needed.
>>2088409
Sex is a fluid thing and orientation should be too. People put way too much pressure on sexuality labels. You like what you like. As long as it's between one, two or even more consenting parties, then fuck it.
Implying consent can only be offered by a legal adult, btw.
>>2088410
It means "I'm a faggot," in scene kid.
>>2088411
My pets could eat your pets.
cb21de No.2088416
>>2088415
When your pet dies, my pets will eat yours.
0e5143 No.2088417
>>2088415
Oooh. Hmm. Yeah I only tease the way I do as a way of overcompensation. I don't know how to get it from that to actually doing it and it's awkward and shitty for all parties involved. Might as well get some fun in before everything is ruined, right?
8418e1 No.2088418
>>2088414
I just want him to pay attention to me
0e5143 No.2088419
>>2088418
Pay him with dollars.
248e7c No.2088420
>>2088413
hehe i am a good brother...
fd6de9 No.2088421
>>2088412
Hello.
What is up?
I better get ready soon becasue I have had my lost phone handed in.
Thank goodness.
cb21de No.2088422
is wax a new slang for resin, or is it something new?
fd6de9 No.2088423
>>2088415
I am also a scene kid faggot
0e5143 No.2088424
>>2088422
It's been around for a while, but it's an extract.
cb21de No.2088425
cause I could see it being called that as the oil melts when heated, but solidifies and can be collected into a mold or spread on papers..
0e5143 No.2088426
it ends up looking like a sheet of stained glass
0e5143 No.2088427
cb21de No.2088428
>>2088424
What's the difference between 'wax' and just resin oil?
0e5143 No.2088430
>>2088428
The huge amount of concentration and not burned byproduct in the resin.
cb21de No.2088431
>>2088427
anything's 'bad' if you're inhaling unfiltered carbons.
cb21de No.2088432
>>2088430
ah I see, so like you said, an extraction.. neat
fd6de9 No.2088433
>And then ignored.
People wonder why I am the mosnter under the bed.
0e5143 No.2088434
>>2088431
Yeah well then resin is terribad.
3f66a6 No.2088435
>>2088416
Mine have significantly longer lifespans.
>>2088417
Wait, so you have a problem with going from teasing to sex because of the transition?
>>2088423
I would love to see you with teased up raccoon hair.
>>2088428
One is a THC concentrate
The other is THC matter that's been ignited and then filtered.
Answer: Purity and production method.
>>2088429
Are you offering?
8418e1 No.2088436
>>2088419
I have $19
how much will that get me
>>2088420
how was the spagooter
0e5143 No.2088437
>>2088433
you said you were leaving soon. go get your phone homie
3f66a6 No.2088438
I'll never ignore you, Scoots.
Your attention hunger is safe with me.
0e5143 No.2088439
>>2088435
Yeah, it's really uncomfortable. Like even if the person is receptive to the teasing it becomes not fun for me as much anymore cause then I don't know what to do.
>>2088436
I'm not his keeper or pimp; ask him.
fd6de9 No.2088440
>>2088437
SOON isn't NOW. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>2088435
That is the stuff. RIP jhaikuus
248e7c No.2088441
>>2088435
oh god I dont know hehe....
d-did it feel good or was it not satisfying.....?
0e5143 No.2088442
>>2088440
I'd put more urgency on my phone, but I guess that's just me.
0e5143 No.2088443
Prolly cause I'm still paying for it lol
cb21de No.2088444
>>2088434
Never stopped a stoner from smoking it when they run out and have to scrape the pipe.
>>2088433
I forgot you were here. Idk, I hardly converse with anyone unless there's a conversation already going and when I'm semi-absent I only reply to (You)'s..
>>2088435
My snails can live up to three years, but they as well as the woodbugs can exponentially propegate and in captivity I would be able to match yours by mass by the time it reached the end of its lifespan, and my team would have it devoured within a month.
0e5143 No.2088445
>>2088444
I stopped doing that years ago so I pretend to be superior about it.
8418e1 No.2088446
bard what can I get for 19 dollars
0e5143 No.2088447
cb21de No.2088448
>>2088446
a slap and a tickle
248e7c No.2088449
>>2088446
you can get Fucked~
cb21de No.2088450
Here, for 19 dollars I can get 4 litres of 7% okanagan cider,
and that'll get me fucked too.
00a3e4 No.2088451
I did an internet quiz and it said I'm not at all evil
8418e1 No.2088452
>>2088449
is this a proposition or an insult
0e5143 No.2088453
Could you theoretically breed and mass produce parasitic worms via your snail farm to fuck with your enemies?
Not sure if parasitic worm lifecycles are really viable for breeding.
3f66a6 No.2088454
>>2088439
Uhh
Well, speaking from a consistent recipients point of view
Intend to follow through from the beginning
Start slow. Skimpy clothing. Bending over to pick stuff up. Making casual comments about how much you want something.
Once a comment is made about you, or you can tell he's stifling himself, walk over to him, give him some attention, maybe put your hand on his stomach with your fingers pointed downward. Ask stupid rhetorical questions, "Oh, is this bothering you?"
And if you get a response, which, odds are you will, either in the affirmative or the negative, you can respond with a "Well let me take care of that," and go to work.
All of a sudden you're in the foreplay stage.
Just be progressive.
Teasing -> Verbal teasing -> Encouraging -> Making a move.
I don't know. It's different with everybody, but usually being obvious about it is fine to whoever is on the receiving end because the anticipation of sexual activity is a distraction.
>>2088440
Maybe 3 belts and two armfuls of bracelets, too?
>>2088441
A-are you ... are you a virgin?
>>2088444
You're a morbid kind of weird and I like it.
ebae56 No.2088455
knowing how to play the piano kinda sucks cause you can't bring a piano with you everywhere, or at least not a good one (grand piano)
guitar you just throw that bitch on your back
3f66a6 No.2088456
3f66a6 No.2088458
fd6de9 No.2088459
>>2088442
>its 40 minutes away
>i havent got a ride
>ive just woke
I would be putting more urgency into keeping Daddy less grumpy.
248e7c No.2088460
>>2088454
so what if I am...it's no big deal.......
8418e1 No.2088461
>>2088457
that's exactly what I wanted
fd6de9 No.2088462
>>2088454
O no cynic is doxxing me
0e5143 No.2088463
>>2088454
You're implying that I actually do this irl I don't ever get that far irl
And as a sidenote it's because they always want a bj and that leaves me feeling used and unsatisfied on my end so why bother in the first place?
>>2088459
You haven't bought my attention yet.
I thought you got your license-o sorted? Maybe that was someone else a while back hrrm..
00a3e4 No.2088464
I want hugable other
Life is lonely without some skin to skin cuddles
0e5143 No.2088465
Like where the eff do you think I hang out Drunky?
248e7c No.2088466
>>2088465
i heard from the local pastor that trannies live in communal nests under your porch if you're a bad christiant
0e5143 No.2088467
667d90 No.2088468
>I do, however, have a few buttplugs
I'm so glad I didn't go to sleep yet
cb21de No.2088469
>>2088453
Only the ones known to pass from snails to humans.
I'm of course worried about the health of my pets, and any ticks or worms would be devastating.. thankfully so far most have been in good health, but in two cases I have isolated and thrown away individuals who appeared to have major breathing problems and expelled mucus from their lung, so being precautionary I threw them back into the wild in case it was infectious, and in the long run appears it wasn't.
One other time, one of my snails had problems giving birth, and rather than lay eggs, inverted their 'vagina?' into a long tube with semi-formed eggs and it was very sad because there was no way for this snail to recover and I let it go, it may have survived but it was clear it was never going to give birth again. Also I didn't want it going around dragging 2 inches of fallopian tube or whatever.
fd6de9 No.2088470
>>2088463
The answer, obviously, is someone else.
>>2088466
I mean, where is the lie?
00a3e4 No.2088471
>>2088466
How do I find my local communal tranny nest
I don't have a ui waypoint to follow
8418e1 No.2088472
>>2088464
I just try really hard not to think about it and watch Tvideos until I fall asleep every night just so it's not dead silent
thanks for the feels
3f66a6 No.2088473
>>2088460
N-no it's not but
...I feel wrong flirting with a virgin.
I should not be the person treading on such hallowed ground.
>>2088462
Why would I do such a thing to somebody I'm in Lesbians with
>>2088463
Teasing over the internet is even easier. E-sex is like, no-fuck-ups ground because you can carefully pick and choose what you say, show and "Do".
Do you not enjoy giving head?
And who ends a sexual interaction with head? What are we, fifteen?
You put their dick in your mouth for a few minutes before you move on to the good shit.
Maybe you need somebody who wants to pleasure you, instead. And I think Amy might be a good fit for this
>>2088465
>>2088466
Oh my god this is the greatest thing I've ever read
Also, Elma, I figured you had a fairly extensive sex life. Am I wrong
>>2088468
Is this surprising to you? I flirt with trannies and call boys cute.
248e7c No.2088474
>>2088471
i think you need to buy the waypoint spell from a church
00a3e4 No.2088475
>>2088472
I need touching friends
>>2088474
Does it a particular kind of church because most burn me when I'm near
3f66a6 No.2088476
I can't be the biggest slut here
r-right...?
cb21de No.2088477
>>2088455
False.
My friend had a midi controller keyboard, it had no batteries, no selection menus or anything, no speakers.. just keys and a power button.
But, you could plug it in, hook it up to your computer, open FruityLoops and the midi keyboard had velocity detection so it would SOUND like a real piano because you could hook it up to a virtual instrument (and even record it to a tracking program, it grabbed the notes and velocity!) - after he died, I didn't think to ask his foster parent about acquiring it, and I actually want to go out and look for one similar to it, maybe to spark my imagination for songwriting because it was so much fun to use.
667d90 No.2088479
>>2088473
It isn't.
The fact you own not just one, but several, delights me in a way I can't quite figure out at this moment.
3f66a6 No.2088480
Scoots marry me for UK citizenship so I can spend my whole life avoiding dentists and sucking tea
8418e1 No.2088482
>>2088473
your post made me laugh two separate times
may I be a part of your ever-expanding text walls?
>>2088475
let's all just get together in a dark room and feel around
0e5143 No.2088483
>>2088473
Not really.
People who want to use me as their sexual curiosities and nothing more.
They usually can't last those few minutes and then that's it :/ Maybe that's the tongue rings idk
Yeah, no shit. That's why I'm always so frustrated.
I did when I had a gf but now it's more like the aformentioned problem where it's just people I loosely associate with through work or wherever want me to be their mistress. Not really my cup of tea.
fd6de9 No.2088484
>>2088480
Only if I could get a green card in exchange.
ebae56 No.2088485
>>2088477
>>2088455
i did say, "or at least not a good one".
cb21de No.2088486
I'm opting out of Drunky's replies now, he has his hands full.
248e7c No.2088487
>>2088473
o-oh... well that's okay
anyways what is it like?
does it feel good or does it hurt?
what about cum?
cb21de No.2088488
>>2088485
Still, you know the piano and I don't.
Then again, I know guitar.. but it's every douchebag's favourite instrument anyway. Piano doesn't get enough respect.
cb21de No.2088489
>>2088487
stops copies me
stops copies me
cb21de No.2088491
>>2088490
I'll haves hyou k'now that is flagaranted copies ofs me.
cb21de No.2088492
I hams the originals, after alls.
ebae56 No.2088493
>>2088488
all my years of practice were worth the 2minutes of some girl nibbling my ear and hugging me from behind while i played
(it's hard to play well like that)
0e5143 No.2088494
ebae56 No.2088495
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
time to jam out to moooootheeeeeerfucking S3RL
248e7c No.2088496
>>2088493
hehe i bet that tickles.........
3f66a6 No.2088497
>>2088479
I also regularly let my wife cut my skin.
Or burn me with cigarettes.
I have restraints under my mattress, quick-waxing candles, multiple pairs of handcuffs, clamps, ropes, crops, .... A couple of buttplugs should not be this exciting
>>2088481
I know. I just like the acknowledgment
>>2088482
I'LL BE A LIVING GOD
>>2088483
I can understand not wanting to be used as a sexual object, but what are your feelings on being used like a sexual object and being nurtured and tended to when it's done? I mean, you like being degraded, right? It just needs to be done by somebody who loves you all the time, not just acts infatuated with you when you're willing to be that slutty, kinky breathing sex toy.
That kind of relationship isn't tough to cultivate, but it does take lots of patience and trust.
>>2088484
Why would you ever want to come here?
>>2088486
I WILL BE A LIVING
GOD
>>2088487
>What's it like
Well.. it depends, really.
Sex can be a wonderful, beautiful passionate thing if it's shared with someone you really care about, and you both want to give in to one another
or it can be rough and gritty, if that's what the two of you want. Sex is fluid. It's ever changing and, depending on your mood, can be totally different with the same person every time, or it can be simple, and repetitive, but effective.
Either way, if you enjoy it, it's never time wasted.
>Does it feel good or does it hurt
Well... Again that depends.
Odds are, if it's the first time you're ever being penetrated, theres going to be some discomfort. Maybe even some pain, but the more you work those muscles, the easier it gets, and sooner or later there is no pain, only pleasure if that's what you deride pleasure from.
>What about cum
What about it? If you like it, then you like it. If you like how it feels or tastes, great! some people don't. Condoms usually take care of that problem in a clean manner, but you'll never know till you try.
Some people get off on cum. My wifes favorite part of sex is the cumshot because she thinks it's hot when men ejaculate, despite the fact that she's expressed she doesn't like the taste.
It varies with everyone and, honestly, you're never going to know for sure what gets you going until you try it. But you should wait to try it with somebody who's going to want to work with you, and explore and learn with you. This can be someone with a wealth of experience, or another virgin, it doesn't matter, but make sure the person you're with is willing to take it at your pace.
8418e1 No.2088498
>>2088497
you actually want this?
the absolute madman
cb21de No.2088499
>>2088493
Maybe you'll hook up with an asian violinist who has some repressed sexuality from being forced to study her instrument from the age of six.
Cut her a rocking jam and she'll put out. idk. Who even goes to music classes..
0e5143 No.2088500
>>2088497
That's the whole thing why I just want to know peoples intentions before that shit goes down but I acknowledge that's not how it works. And no, I'm not into the whole degradation thing, so.
935262 No.2088501
I think everyone owns buttplugs in 2018
8418e1 No.2088503
>>2088501
I don't have the time, money, or patience to be sticking things in my ass
667d90 No.2088504
>>2088497
one of these things is not like the others.
>>2088501
rite?
>>2088502
weirdo.
0e5143 No.2088505
what does money have to do with it?
fd6de9 No.2088506
>>2088497
I've a future housewife waiting for me.
0e5143 No.2088507
unless you're using like rolls of pennies lol
8418e1 No.2088508
248e7c No.2088509
>>2088504
it's noy my fault I'm not popular
0e5143 No.2088510
>>2088508
Indeed, but buttplugs are like those set in and forget it tv rotisseries
0e5143 No.2088511
cb21de No.2088512
>>2088497
My hottest time was when I started dating a girl and we agreed to take it slow and get to know each other.
But like a month later, there we were in my room, undressing each other, naked and embraced standing up with our genitals in contact (she said it was probably the most arousing position she'd been in)
Eventually we were on the bed, going at it, and right at the end I had her turned over on her stomach and was thrusting directly down onto her G-spot, she was ripping the sheets off my bed and we both orgasmed at the same time, her vagina was just gripping my cock for dear life.
In retrospect I was a fool for fucking up that relationship, but I knew afterwards how one-sided it was, and she was really just testing the waters and picked up someone else not shortly afterwards.
I got compliments on my abilities and now 'go to town' has a different personal meaning for me after it came out of her mouth.
0e5143 No.2088514
yeah I'm not waiting.
maybe we can pick this up another time Drunky
3f66a6 No.2088515
>>2088498
What can I say? I like attention.
>>2088500
But you get such a boner from demands.
I guess there's a difference in power play and degradation.
You know you have the right as a human being to ask somebodys intentions, right? And beyond that, you don't ever have to do anything with anybody. If you're worried about a relationship falling apart because you're not putting out enough, you're in the wrong relationship. Sex is an activity people share and do together for mutual enjoyment. If one person is feeling coerced or used, the relationship is NOT worth sustaining. It's abusive.
>>2088502
>>2088503
Y'all are missin' out.
>>2088504
Wait which one? I look at all of those objects as sex-related.
I actually got an erection Thanksgiving of 2012 when I was cuffed and drunk-tanked for underage alcohol-in-body
>>2088506
...You're... You're talking about Lili aren't you?
>>2088512
I did not ask
but am definitely not complaining that you offered.
Oh, the days of being seventeen, homeless and adorable.
>>2088514
>>2088514
OKAY JUST UNDERSTAND I SUPPORT AND CARE ABOUT YOU GOODNIGHT
3f66a6 No.2088517
>>2088515
I meant to expound upon that spoiler.
associative memory is dangerous, bro.
667d90 No.2088518
>>2088509
get a buttplug.
become popular.
>>2088515
ye
but one
you put in ur butt :3
cb21de No.2088519
>>2088515
Well, just threw it out there since there was all of this talk. We can forget it just as easily.
248e7c No.2088520
>>2088515
toys are a cool idea too but i'm not gonna order cany cause what if someone sees it
0e5143 No.2088521
Anyone wanna singlepost at me?
8418e1 No.2088522
>>2088515
just don't let it all go to your head.
>>2088520
yeah, I'm trynna see it
8418e1 No.2088523
fd6de9 No.2088524
That is why you hide them, bard.
0e5143 No.2088525
>>2088523
Yes, thank you.
So about that $19 dollars.
cb21de No.2088526
>>2088520
produce aisle.
I worry that my local superette thinks I buy all of these carrots and cucumbers and that 'feeding my snails' is an excuse for something else..
..no, it's really snails
8418e1 No.2088527
>>2088525
what?
I need it for my husbando
0e5143 No.2088528
>>2088527
I was gonna ask if it worked.
And what's your alternative spending plan?
3f66a6 No.2088529
>>2088516
Me, you slut!
I thought you loved me.
>>2088518
Why is this so novel to you?
Ninety percent of these threads are ass-bandits. What is it about my owning buttplugs that gets you so giddy?
>>2088519
More.
>>2088520
Yeah, you live with your family, which means having sex toys laying around could get real awkward.
You're gay, right? That's gotta be pretty tough in a rural Iowa town.
>>2088521
And all of a sudden I'm not good enough for Elma.
..Damn, girl.. break my heart why don't you.
No but seriously, I'm sorry for whatever I did that's upset you...
>>2088522
Me!? inflated ego? WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?!
f26811 No.2088530
>>2088526
"They go in, but they never come out!"
248e7c No.2088531
>>2088526
iowa boys make due
0e5143 No.2088532
>>2088529
I just don't like waiting and you were kinda skipping around on that last reply anyway.
248e7c No.2088533
>>2088529
what do you mean gay....
fd6de9 No.2088534
>>2088529
You really think sluts make good housewives? PAH!
3f66a6 No.2088535
>>2088532
Uhh... Okay.. Sorry then. I can give you some dedicated attention if you'd like.
0e5143 No.2088536
If they like you enough you get the best of both worlds
8418e1 No.2088537
>>2088528
I think it did, yeah
I don't have one, it's only 19 dollars
maybe I'll have a sandwich or something with it
>>2088529
I'm sorry milord
I see now that you are as humble as the tales say
248e7c No.2088538
Don't you know you rock my world
don't you
ever
leave me
turbo
tron
0e5143 No.2088539
>>2088535
Deal. That's all I ever wanted.
>>2088537
If you were a deli meat which one would you be?
cb21de No.2088540
>>2088529
Nah, I don't have any more sexytime stories aside from the kinkier stuff.
Personally I have been the most satisfied when both parties knew what they wanted going in and got what they wanted at the end, hence that story about how we achieved orgasm at the same time, it was the only time (so far) I've experienced that happening; there were plenty of other fun experiences with that partner as well, trading back and forth, but never quite that one peak.
As for the other partners..
8418e1 No.2088542
0e5143 No.2088543
>>2088542
Gross.
Is that a real flavor?
667d90 No.2088544
>>2088529
giddy. that's the word.
it's adorable. they're yours. they're -your- toys.
you're very enlightened.
8418e1 No.2088545
>>2088543
god I hope not
could you imagine
it would probably be grey
248e7c No.2088546
>>2088541
i would liek to learn about some music stuff from thundercat
3f66a6 No.2088547
>>2088533
....you're... genetically male... with an attraction to men, right?
...What even is your sexual identity?
>>2088534
Mine doesn't complain.
>>2088537
Yeah, I kind of thrive on outside validation. I genuinely think I'm better than 95% of the people I pass by and that my opinion should carry near deitic weight.
And then I remember than I'm an insignificant worm and have to deal with internal power struggles.
Tonight, I've chosen to be a god.
>>2088540
Wow... I mean, in most of my relationships, it was always my partner climaxing first and me having to either accept blue balls or take care of myself afterwards. It wasn't until I met this one that simultaneous orgasms are a near every time thing now, and if it doesn't happen, one or the other of us is always prepared and willing to go a little further to ensure the others satisfaction. I think it's more a matter of chemistry than circumstance. You should try for a girl like her again.
>>2088544
I'm enlightened because I stick hunks of plastic up my ass. Alright, it's official, you're full blown nuts.
cb21de No.2088548
Is he seriously named Thundercat?
cb21de No.2088549
>>2088547
Yeah, I know right?
935262 No.2088550
>>2088548
yes and he's probably crazy
3f66a6 No.2088551
>>2088539
I'm sorry I was lumping you in with the rest of my text wall. I think my ego got out of control.
If you still wanna talk, we can.
You do know that you're allowed to have any hesitation towards sexual activity that you feel like having right? Like, nobody is allowed to make you feel like a toy.
cb21de No.2088552
f26811 No.2088553
>Wow... I mean, in most of my relationships, it was always my partner climaxing first and me having to either accept blue balls or take care of myself afterwards.
Fuggin that feel
248e7c No.2088554
>>2088547
I...........I don't know..I'm just confused.......
8418e1 No.2088555
>>2088547
incredible self confidence
I wonder what it must be like to not think of yourself as the worst human being on the planet
>>2088548
HOOOOOOOO
fd6de9 No.2088556
>>2088547
I leave for now.
667d90 No.2088557
>>2088547
hm. you're right, it was pretty boring.
0e5143 No.2088558
>>2088545
lol Welp now def no breakfast today^^
On the other hand: I want sandwich stuff.
>>2088551
I know, that's why I haven't done anything with work-bro. I don't get rides home from work when we close now cause I feel like he's expecting a bj so I walk home at like midnight sometimes. Just an awkward situation.
8418e1 No.2088559
>>2088558
can't go wrong with smoked turkey
it's really hard to fuck up making smoked turkey
cb21de No.2088560
0e5143 No.2088561
>>2088559
There's usually this like buffalo crusted chicken kinda deal that's really good. Haven't gotten that in an ill minute. Sandwiches just seem so lame though, I really wanna cook something super good again.
935262 No.2088562
It's kinda shitty to try and make someone "feel bad" because they're not giving you undivided attention on a public forum.
3f66a6 No.2088563
>>2088554
Well, do you fap?
That ones a pretty easy question to answer.
>>2088555
It comes and it goes. Some days my brain tells me I'm human scum and that nobody could possibly love or care about something as shitty as me and that all of my friends and my wife are just putting on a facade for some ulterior motive
and then there are days where I'm literally the greatest thing on two legs, like I deserve everything I have in life and fuck everyone if I didn't work for all of it. My opinions are worthy of worship and, come on, I'm gorgeous to beat the band.
My wife calls it manic depression.
>>2088557
So you're over it now?
0e5143 No.2088564
He types too much for Kuus replies imo that's all
3f66a6 No.2088565
>>2088558
Ugh... That's really scummy if it's the case. Have you expressed to him that you're not a cock-warmer and that you're now in a relationship? Despite whether or not you and Amy have made yourselves physically exclusive, it's a valid excuse
248e7c No.2088566
>>2088563
uwu y-yeah......it's not as easy to answer as you'd think hehe...
what is your sexual identity?
3f66a6 No.2088567
i love being talked about like i'm not in the room
8418e1 No.2088568
>>2088560
outplayed.mp4
>>2088561
sandwiches are lame
they're simple food for when you want to eat quick
>>2088563
certainly seems like it could be
I'm not qualified to say really
667d90 No.2088569
>>2088563
yea. I'm over it.
goodnight.
667d90 No.2088570
cb21de No.2088571
>>2088561
I make the best 'westernized' char siu chicken.
half of my marinade is 20% strong red port wine, other half Lee Kum Kee char siu sauce, which is pretty thick so the addition of the wine loosens it up and allows it to be either a splash-on grill sauce for pre-cooked cut chicken, or a marinade/baste for raw chicken.
I leave it overnight in a bowl to marinade, and then bed it on tinfoil in the oven, flipping every 10 mins and basting more of the marinade on top, until I know it's ready..
when it comes out, the skin is crispy and red, has that flavour and wine taste, slightly purple-red.. and the inside is white meat, fluffy.
If you overcook it, the meat hardens up and then it just 'tastes like chicken' .. :(
There is one tiny window where it's goddamn perfect.
0e5143 No.2088572
>>2088565
It hasn't come up yet this week cause we close together on weekends, but that was my plan.
I've already cooled my jets way down during our actual shift time together. Our banter was getting questionable, going back to the teasing thing. Reap what you sow to an extent, but harassing me to recreate a fb page just so he can look at pictures of me is a bit much.
8418e1 No.2088573
>>2088570
no, no, SEXUAL identity.
8418e1 No.2088574
Why are we still here? Just to shitpost? Every night, I can feel my loneliness… and my memes… even my autism. The friends I’ve never had… the social life I’ve never had… won’t stop hurting…you feel it, too, don’t you?
935262 No.2088575
>>2088564
That's a different issue from you being shitty about it and trying to make him feel bad, though.
I'm just calling the spade
0e5143 No.2088576
>>2088568
For quick eats I just do a mac n cheese bake usually.
935262 No.2088577
Like it's no shade, I'm just letting you know what I peep
935262 No.2088578
8418e1 No.2088579
>>2088576
even that takes a bit longer than just slapping a few items together and taking a bite
cb21de No.2088580
>>2088571
oh, I have to strongly accentuate that I poke the chicken full of holes with a fork too, and cover the bowl with cling wrap. that way the marinade seeps in really deep.
3f66a6 No.2088581
>>2088566
As I stated earlier, I can find enjoyment in either genitalia. It's the person the junk is attached to that determines whether or not I'm turned on. I prefer women, solely because I'm more intrinsically attracted to the figure, but there have been multiple times in my life where a male has been able to get me hard just on sight.
I don't have an identity. I am just sexual.
And what do you mean the answer isn't easy?
Do you not wanna share? It's okay if you don't wanna share <3
>>2088568
I don't doubt that it is. I choose not to have it diagnosed because I fear what the affirmation will do to my psyche.
0e5143 No.2088582
>>2088579
Too many resealable bags tho imo xD
3f66a6 No.2088583
>>2088572
You don't think he'd go so far as to put you in a compromised position as far as your living quarters go because you choose not to be physical with him anymore, do you?
I mean, from what you've explained, the guy can be kind of a soulless monster.
8418e1 No.2088584
>>2088581
nice moves
ignorance truly is bliss
>>2088582
oh my god
when they don't click back together properly
ruins mah morning
cb21de No.2088585
>>2088581
I love it when intrinsically gets used in a sentence.
0e5143 No.2088586
>>2088583
Huh?
what do my living quarters have to do with it? My coworker isn't my roommate if that's the confusion.
0e5143 No.2088587
>>2088584
or when you try to open it and it rips underneath the zipstrip lol #rekt
3f66a6 No.2088588
>>2088584
Even worse, choosing to be ignorant for the sake of bliss.
My sanity is going to shatter by forty.
>>2088585
I enjoy vehement use of, as you say, "Poetic," vocabulary.
>>2088586
Oh.
OH
Shit
I'm sorry
I was under the impression...
I totally forgot you were...
...Sorry. Sorry. I'm really bad with keeping people straight. I'll do better next time. Promise.
248e7c No.2088589
>>2088581
I'm shy ~
But yes.....
what a cute viewpoint
also I think that is how I feel
personality is most important but more attraction to females
i dont find male (males) cute unless they are girly or habe a nice personality but recently I've been thinking of some more guyish guys as kind of cute.... u//w//u
8418e1 No.2088590
>>2088587
thankfully I cannot relate
never had the displeasure of experiencing that
>>2088588
deep down
we're kindred spirits, you and I
0e5143 No.2088591
>>2088588
my roomy's been p cool lately but that might be him trying to suck me back in. idk yet.
>>2088590
that usually happens at my work where the shit is in like industrial zipstrip bags that never want to open.
8418e1 No.2088592
>>2088591
tfw you gotta decipher ancient runes and solve a legendary puzzle just to get to your god damn honey turkey
cb21de No.2088593
>>2088588
it's the inherent imbuitive alliteration that's irreverently tittilating.
0e5143 No.2088594
>>2088592
AHHH that reminds me that we preordered the new God of War I'm so excited.
8418e1 No.2088595
>>2088594
when's that come out, then?
0e5143 No.2088597
along with the lost in space netflix update
cb21de No.2088598
Shit, I got ripped off.
These Kraft Singles 'Swiss' slices were on sale..
but I was curious now how one tastes on its own and not melted in my sandwiches, and the verdict is in;
it tastes like a kraft singles slice.
8418e1 No.2088599
>>2088596
more like ganja of war HUEHUEHUEHUHEUE
cb21de No.2088600
There just isn't as much food coloring in it.
0e5143 No.2088601
>>2088599
oh snap.
in the first or 2nd game there was a game mode Cod of war where you were a fish
3f66a6 No.2088602
>>2088589
I came to terms with the fact that I was into guys as well as girls, effectively by no will of my own.
We were best friends first, and he was cutesy. You know, smaller than me Height and weight wise, and also ... you know., longer hair, thin frame. Very feminine in nature, which I think made me realize that there really isn't a huge difference between men and women as far as sex goes, people are people. I didn't have any feelings of attraction to him initially, but we went to a party one weekend and were drinking with our friends, and he was being all shy about this guy he liked, and I told him "If you like him, you should let him know." and he said "Okay," and kissed me.
Sometimes that's what it takes. Just a total left field. I didn't sleep with him that night or anything, but it came naturally, just like it had with the few females I'd dated up to that point.
Have you ever dated anyone, Bard? Even if it was just, like, high school, "Not actually going on dates, but dating."
>>2088590
I like that vibe.
>>2088593
Dude, stop it, I can only be so erect.
3f66a6 No.2088604
>>2088591
Yeah, given what you told me, no amount of "Redemption," should ever be enough for you, Mads... I still worry about you most days because of your living situation.
I really do hope you're happy inside <3...
8418e1 No.2088605
>>2088602
Makes me feel less alone
in a way
>>2088603
borb
8418e1 No.2088606
0e5143 No.2088607
>>2088604
;~; I don't know what to say to that... You're really nice to me..
I'd like to think it's getting better, but idk. I gotta stop procrastinating a few things to get some stress off my shoulders.
ebae56 No.2088608
feel like shit
stayed up too late
time for bed
nini
248e7c No.2088609
>>2088602
that's so romantic.........
No I haven't had the chance yet ;~:
not to be conceited but It's not because I'm super ugly either because I am not that ugly ;~:
when i was a little kid I had a good frien who was a girl and i was starting to develop feelings towards her but we were all too young to know about any of that stuff and then i had to move away and I spent my teenage years moving too much to ever settle in cozy at school and now i'm out of school in a small town u u
what about you, are you very experienced
?
248e7c No.2088610
>>2088605
raggy.................
0e5143 No.2088611
>>2088606
Yeah, I think it was a reward for hardmode speedrun or something.
cb21de No.2088612
>>2088602
Yeah, I was at one time that skinnier feminine guy with the long hair, and the one time my best friend and I dropped some extacy, he was touching my leg to see how I'd react. I had just come out of a breakup so I told him that while I admired him, my heart was still someone else's.
He later hooked up with a tranny who was also a cokehead and he had some bad years I think, many not-good things happened, we had drifted apart as well though I wished we were as close as before he came out to me. Potentially we could have gotten together if it weren't the wrong time, and he committed suicide years later.
So, unfortunately I can't rewind time and make everything good. I'm just doing my own thing now, haven't been in a relationship for ten years.
8418e1 No.2088613
>>2088608
obligatory nini
>>2088610
how are you, my dear bardtholomew
>>2088611
just like the Tofu man in Resident Evil 2
I'm feeling the nostalgia
0e5143 No.2088614
>>2088613
I only played some of RE4 but Tofu man sounds legit.
248e7c No.2088615
>>2088613
i'm high and hungry and horny
cb21de No.2088616
Also, guys,
Let's not let poor Drunky become our grief sponge tonight.
Let's cheer ourselves up and have some more fun, huh?
0e5143 No.2088617
Drunky's the only one that cares around here tho.
cb21de No.2088618
>>2088615
prosciutto with tomato, provolone and pesto on toasted ciabatta.
8418e1 No.2088619
>>2088614
he was actually just one solid block of tofu with no limbs
he had more health than the other characters but he could only use a knife
good times when I was younger, still never finished that game.
>>2088615
same
but I just ate
I know how to solve your problems
248e7c No.2088620
>>2088618
hmm no
I dont like tomato and that sounds too rich
I want sweets...
i want candy....
3f66a6 No.2088621
>>2088605
I can talk about stuff other than sex, alcohol and drugs, just so you know. I'm kind of a great open ear if you every want to talk about stuff.
>>2088608
Good night beautiful. I'm right there with you. Both metaphorically and in your dreams <3
>>2088609
I believe you. I've seen really vague TC caps, but you looks cute AF dude <3. If you're not too shy, I'd like to see a decent picture of you to get a better idea of who I'm talking to
Being in a small town will cause you some trouble, but the cool thing about us being our age is that we have the internet, and we're still young. You've got a whole world of potential interpersonal relationships at your fingertips, sexual, romantic or platonic.
>What about you, are you very experienced?
I uhh...
I've slept around more than I think I should be proud of.
You know, a lot of guys go around spouting off how they've "Slept with so many women," or are outright womanizers, and they're proud of it.
I've ... copulated with more than my fair share of people of both genders. I'm kind of a hugely sexual person. There's really no such thing as too much for me. But I do feel a decent amount of shame when I make the claim that my amount of sexual partners are in the triple digits at this point..
I'm just lucky to have never caught anything to be honest..
>>2088612
I like that that story started off kind of cute, but it was the wrong timing and then it went straight skidrow and I couldn't help but laugh..
and then suicide.
Do you accredit your ten year hiatus to this experience?
>>2088616
I love being a grief sponge though. I care about you people.
>>2088617
beat me to it.
0e5143 No.2088622
>>2088619
That sounds a little less legit and more like one of those random saltybet characters lol
248e7c No.2088623
>>2088619
I was gonna get a bunch of tasty donuts and indulge in sloth and gluttony but I ended up hanging out wif my brother uwu
what did you eat? : 3
3f66a6 No.2088624
>>2088607
I'm nice to you because I care about your well being, Elms.
I'm sure it is. You're already, even just based on your threadposting, in a better position with interpersonal relationships.
You're even working on developing a romantic connection again.
Relative to five years ago maddie, this maddie is conquering the fucking world.
You just gotta keep going, okay?
8418e1 No.2088625
>>2088621
it's nothing you haven't heard before
most likely
>>2088622
now that's something I haven't heard in a long time
that's what got me into JoJo
>>2088623
two slices of Bizza
you should eat something, lad
I want you to be big and strong
0e5143 No.2088626
>>2088624
Thanks Drunky. Sorry for being a needy bitch earlier.
I know I gotta keep going. Just like.. where? *sigh*
0e5143 No.2088627
>>2088625
I found out about Meltyblood thru that haha. That game is educational :p
8418e1 No.2088628
>>2088627
I'm not sure if that's the word I'd use
more like
HYPE AS FUCK
cb21de No.2088629
>>2088621
Yeah, bit of this and that.
What actually happened is he and his tranny gf were on their way across province to pick up some cocaine, but their van went off the road and rolled in the ditch and both of them were ejected.
The tranny guy suffered some brain damage in hospital while he was fine, but he then had to put up with someone with short-term memory loss and paranoia, who learned nothing and went back to doing cocaine immediately.
He was stuck in this place where he felt responsible and had to care for this piece of shit coke head who now on top of everything had brain problems, and I guess it was just too much for him to deal with.
I wish he'd have come to me but I guess he kept it all inside and took it with him.
0e5143 No.2088630
>>2088628
Jack and I played that a lot back in the day. When I stopped playing the owner was fucking around with it WAY too much for it to stay fun.
rip my salties :(
cb21de No.2088631
But, you know, at least they didn't crash their van when it was full of cocaine.
So there's an upside.
8418e1 No.2088632
8418e1 No.2088634
>>2088633
wow.
I wonder where he is now
cb21de No.2088635
In the end, if there were any one single person I wouldn't mind murdering, I know who it would be.
248e7c No.2088636
>>2088621
hehe thanks for giving me an excuse to selfwhore o/w/o
what about you...?
and have you really done it with that many people...?
stds are the scariest thing in the world.....
cb21de No.2088637
>>2088634
Probably in Australia
0e5143 No.2088638
>>2088634
Last I heard he had a gf and shit now. Guess nobody is truly foreveralone.
I hope I'm not perpetuating some dumb rumor. Just what I heard.
cb21de No.2088639
>>2088636
Lookin' good, CC
248e7c No.2088640
>>2088639
hehe thanks i feel cute
0e5143 No.2088641
248e7c No.2088642
>>2088641
you should feel cute....
8418e1 No.2088643
>>2088636
guitar player/10
:furrowed:
>>2088637
why there?
>>2088638
another comrade lost
when will it end
I miss yoghurt
cb21de No.2088644
>>2088641
shave the balls.
cb21de No.2088645
>>2088643
to be with the other shitposters?
8418e1 No.2088646
>>2088645
well, why are they there?
0e5143 No.2088647
>>2088642
I'mma keep hiding behind Wendy.
>>2088643
Yoggie was dabes
>>2088644
I'm always smooth, pleb.
cb21de No.2088648
>>2088646
because it's Australia
8418e1 No.2088649
>>2088647
he crushes puss and doesn't afraid of anything
>>2088648
I don't understand what it is about australia that would draw shitposters though.
3f66a6 No.2088650
>>2088625
Yeah, well, it hasn't come from you
and despite what you think, nobody has ever shared any of your human experiences
which makes your unique story worth telling.
Maybe some other night though. Finally think I should nap before my Friday. Only 2 hours till I have to be up for work... Read 2 hours and 45 minutes of sleep and then 15 minutes of rushing to work
>>2088626
You do what you gotta do. I know you like me, for whatever reason, so I'll be as patient as I've gotta be. Don't want to hurt my friends, you know?
It's wherever you want to be, Maddie. You just gotta make a decision and stick to it. Resolve, and tell yourself you're gonna see it through, no matter what that means.
We're all just as lost as one another, okay? Nobody has it figured out either.
Goodnight, dear.
>>2088629
You can't blame yourself, Chiri.
First, the experience that you consider could have stopped everything was drug-fueled to begin with, and probably would have caused more problems given the effects of the substance you were toying with.
Second, nobody elses decisions, short term or long term are your responsibility, at all. People have free will, and that means they have free will to do wrong by themselves but those are their choices, and not your burden to bear.
It's reasonable to feel as if you could have done something. It's incredibly common, but you need to acknowledge that even if you believe in your heart of hearts that your decisions could have changed his outcome, it's not your fault things ended the way they did. Life happens, and there's no manual for it. There's no normal and abnormal to it. Sometimes bad things occur, and all we can do is process them and move forward.
Dwelling is only going to cause pain
You're a good dude, Chiri. Don't let you get you down.
>>2088636
If thats all it takes, I'll ask for you to smile for me all the time.
I guess I can leave you with this. My hair is tied back, so it's hanging kind of weird, but it's late and I'm not going to try to normalize myself for a 3 am selfie
cb21de No.2088651
>>2088649
they're among their own kind.
3f66a6 No.2088652
Okay, I can end the textwalling.
Good night everyone.
I'll be back to ruin your threads tomorrow.
I love you guys...
248e7c No.2088653
>>2088650
cute.,,,,,,,,
so why do you have long hair?
8418e1 No.2088655
>>2088651
sure?
I thought australia was the home of the giant spiders and snakes
0e5143 No.2088656
cb21de No.2088657
>>2088650
Yeah, I'm aware. Thanks for the words, though.
I'm out of alcohol and pop tarts, so unless I'm going to eat this jar of pickles, I had best go to sleep as well.
cb21de No.2088658
>>2088655
Exactly, a bunch of venomous arseholes.
cb21de No.2088661
8418e1 No.2088663
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>>2088658
oh, I smell what you're cooking now
>>2088660
but this one tho
0e5143 No.2088665
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>>2088663
ooh a deftones morning, eh?
me gusta
0e5143 No.2088666
oh shit primus and mastodon is coming up. I forgot I bought tickets lol
8418e1 No.2088667
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>>2088664
he's pretty based
but I want another bard
>>2088665
why does nobody ever talk about GORE though
0e5143 No.2088669
>>2088667
it's so good but idk it took a few listens to kinda get it. Everyone's still wrapped up on house of flies and that maynard passenger song I guess
0e5143 No.2088670
I want coffee and a cig but don't want to put clothes on
8418e1 No.2088671
>>2088668
what's better than one great thing
TWO GREAT THINGS
>>2088669
I get that
I still haven't recovered from Saturday Night Wrist and that was like 12 years ago
248e7c No.2088672
>>2088671
you're such a sweetheart hehe
thank you for making me feel appreciated......
0e5143 No.2088673
>>2088671
holy shit. time flies when you're a faggot.
yo, it's awesome and all deftones are rad but what ever happened to chevelle?
cb21de No.2088674
>>2088670
rip open the cig and steep it with the coffee
find out if the nicotine is water soluable
0e5143 No.2088675
>>2088674
p sure it is and I don't need to do that disgusting experiment.
I'll just put a top on. someone has to get up to put the coffee on anyway.
8418e1 No.2088676
>tfw had AWOLNATION tickets that I didn't use because I had no one to go with
>>2088672
but of course
it's always good to see you
>>2088673
the band?
didn't they make one song that blew up and was all over the radio for a while and then fade away?
8418e1 No.2088684
why do you like sonico
it's not just for her huge jugs right
right?
cb21de No.2088686
>>2088684
The look.
You'll notice these pics have the 'huge jugs' cropped out.
fd6de9 No.2088687
I am back, but I am also, a black
8418e1 No.2088688
>>2088686
sounds like something a man who is ashamed of his love of anime honkers would say
or maybe it's truth
>>2088687
scoots please
the thread
it's dying
cb21de No.2088689
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>>2088688
Prefer slim builds.
Just not into big tits or big asses, though I hear they're in vogue right now.
fd6de9 No.2088690
>>2088688
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeath
0e5143 No.2088691
That was a good cup of joe.
>>2088676
They had like 2 good ones then disappeared after another failed album or something iirc
8418e1 No.2088693
>>2088689
they're all the rage these days
but why worry about those things when you could find someone with open arms and an open mind
>>2088690
oh no
not you too
>>2088691
if I remember correctly The Red was their first popular song and it was pretty huge at the time
as big as things can be for alt metal I guess
0e5143 No.2088695
>>2088693
I wouldn't even consider that metal but yeah.
That was not only when mtv still played music vids, but not exclusively hiphop either. Good times.
cb21de No.2088696
>>2088693
Oh, nah. I come with baggage.
I'm not someone any average person would be able to handle.
8418e1 No.2088697
>>2088695
burned my mtv shirt in a trash can lol
>>2088696
everyone has baggage.
how much is another matter
0e5143 No.2088698
>>2088697
Teen mom came out and I dropped that shit, yeah.
8418e1 No.2088699
>>2088698
someone should just have their own network that does what MTV used to do
it probably exists and I don't know about it
0e5143 No.2088700
>>2088699
Fuse used to be pretty legit.
8418e1 No.2088702
>>2088700
holy shit
do you remember G4?
>>2088701
suck me dry scootalewd
0e5143 No.2088703
>>2088702
Of course I do. Portal was hecking hilarious.
cb21de No.2088704
Please,
let's not reminisce to a time when we agreed that MTV was 'good', because in a way, it was still kind of always shit considering it was a vehicle for corporate mainstream music to begin with; and despite any good properties it once had, its producers were smart enough to know that they would make way more money greenlighting the kind of garbage that's 'popular' now;
It only seems cool in hindsight, but at the time, grunge and shitty nu-metal -were- popular faire, so they were simply doing their jobs and siding with the tides of mass popularity.
8418e1 No.2088705
>>2088703
what the FUCK HAPPENED to them?
>>2088704
I see your point
but those were the genres I loved when I was younger
0e5143 No.2088706
>>2088705
Tech tv and g4 merged and then got bought up iirc.
Not really up to date on network trends cause I stopped watching tv around 2013 *shrugs*
fd6de9 No.2088707
>>2088702
No, I will npt.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
8418e1 No.2088708
>>2088706
same but only recently
TV is the big gay
8418e1 No.2088709
cb21de No.2088710
>>2088705
I know, and I loved hearing Green Day on the radio.
Green Day molded my little plastic adolescent mind.
0e5143 No.2088711
Please,
let's not reminisce to a time when we agreed that the threads were 'good', because in a way, it was still kind of always shit considering it was a vehicle for personal vendettas to begin with; and despite any good properties it once had, it's posters were autistic enough to know that they would get way more attention greenlighting the kind of garbage that's 'popular' now;
It only seems cool in hindsight, but at the time, cybering and zoloft -were- popular faire, so they were simply doing their jobs and siding with the tildes of mass popularity.
8418e1 No.2088713
>>2088710
I WALK A LONELY ROAD
THE ONLY ONE THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN
a bit ironic given the popularity of the song
fd6de9 No.2088714
wAKE ME UP, WHEN ELMA STOPS POSTING.
cb21de No.2088715
>>2088713
If Drunky hadn't left, he'd have understood the way I used the word 'plastic'.
0e5143 No.2088716
I only stop posting when I'm at work. get rekt
Why are you hating on me this morning?
fd6de9 No.2088717
I'm not hating. Stop being hypersensitive.
8418e1 No.2088718
Try SHIROL, for when you're feeling sad
side effects may include
sore throat
stuffy head
fever
the common cold
male pregnancy
>>2088715
oh well
I'm sure my IQ is vastly lower than his
0e5143 No.2088719
0e5143 No.2088720
>>2088717
Not yet anyway. Still grumpy tho?
cb21de No.2088721
She.
She screams in silence.
A sullen riot penetrating through her mind.
Waiting for a sign to smash the silence with the brick of self-control
Are you locked up in a world that's been planned out for you?
Are you feeling like a social tool without a use?
Scream at me until my ears bleed,
I'm taking heed just for you.
8418e1 No.2088722
>>2088719
what the fuck you already know the answer gurl
do it
fd6de9 No.2088724
>>2088720
Not even grumpy even. But if you want me to be grumpy and to get in a bad mood then sure. I can do that. I am fast becoming irritated at this point.
You want me to be an angry poster, I can do that so easily.
8418e1 No.2088725
time to get high and clean my room
alas poor thread
I knew him, horatio
cb21de No.2088726
Staring out of my window
Watching the cars go rolling by
All my friends are gone,
I've got nothing to do
So I sit here patiently
Watching the clock tick so slowly
Gotta get away,
or my brains will explode
Give me something to do to kill some time
Take me to the place that I call home
Take away the strains of being lonely
Take me to the tracks at Christie Road
0e5143 No.2088727
>>2088724
No, I want anything but! Why would I want anyone angry?
fd6de9 No.2088728
Time to grab a coffee. Now I am mad.
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