af2321 No.2086754
700e3c No.2086755
That image has to be ironic.
790676 No.2086757
>>2086751
I'm afraid I completely disagree with every single facet of that sentence there
0ad7b8 No.2086758
i have cancer and shitposting is the chemo
e8c31e No.2086759
>>2086756
>can't even spell "shit"
Wew lad
af2321 No.2086760
700e3c No.2086761
>>2086758
It's just a face mole; the doctors can remove it.
df0db0 No.2086762
I'm honestly so tired of ironic edginess at this point. The entire concept is just a dry well that's so easy to milk the last shred of humour fled long ago, and that's assuming you were ever deluded into thinking there was any in the first place.
790676 No.2086763
>>2086760
-I may deserve happiness, but as previously stated, just because I may deserve it, doesn't mean I'll get it
-If I work hard to find it, there is no assurance I'll receive it, and I believe this to be a very naive worldview
-I don't 'need' to be optimistic, and while I try my best to, I don't allow the optimism to override basic facts
i.e. if I can't feel fulfilled the way things are now and there's nothing I can do to change it, nothing will change
790676 No.2086765
having a serious discussion when I'm tired and thereby not as good at thinking you're a sneaky one
af2321 No.2086766
uwu I didn't mean to engage so deeply about this.
>>2086763
I like to think of it as pascals wager kind of, we don't know whether we're going to be happy at the end of the day so I'd rather work to achieve it in case I can be happy, rather than just assume I wont be and like, self fulfill?
idk tho I'm kinda tired too
df0db0 No.2086768
>>2086762
by ironic edginess I mean the sorta shit in the op
basically what im saying is
fuk u moog
e36de8 No.2086769
i know this nigga aint talking to me
9d9914 No.2086770
>>2086767
I'm notathebeeshthisabathtub
700e3c No.2086771
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2086767
Pretty much everyone has jerked off to Lisa Ann at least once in their life.
790676 No.2086773
>>2086766
but I don't have a clear goal in mind
how am I supposed to achieve happiness
I don't think I've ever been happier than I am now and I don't think I ever will be
700e3c No.2086774
>>2086773
>how am I supposed to achieve happiness
Suicide.
790676 No.2086775
>>2086774
this is the only correct answer
790676 No.2086776
goodnight my friends
I'm not going to kill myself tonight I promise
df0db0 No.2086777
0bf345 No.2086778
Livestream it if you do though.
2d4d25 No.2086779
198572 No.2086780
Where is smiles. i need to get a nut.
8a1184 No.2086781
Sushi and Sake
Life is fucking sweet
2dea15 No.2086782
>>2086781
My nigga.
Steak and scotch here.
8a1184 No.2086783
>>2086782
Kindred spirits you and I
Although you're blowing up my spot as the token alcoholic.
2dea15 No.2086784
>>2086783
Don't worry, I'll be on call next week and unable to drink then.
Ah the days when I could drink every day. How I miss them.
8a1184 No.2086785
>>2086784
I miss being able to drink at work
Fast food had its benefits
now if I drink at work I can be arrested for endangering minors
2dea15 No.2086786
>>2086785
Could never drink at work, at any of the jobs I've worked.
ecd215 No.2086787
>>2086782
Finally got that steak 'eh?
8a1184 No.2086789
SPECTRE MY WIFE IS BUSY UNTIL 8:00 COME DRINK WITH ME
WHOOOO
ecd215 No.2086790
>>2086788
Noice, enjoy.
>>2086789
Damn, I was hoping to hang out with your wife.
8a1184 No.2086791
The sun is still up and I'm already hammered
I missed you, five years ago Drunky
8a1184 No.2086792
>>2086790
She's a snooze and a half. Drinks, but passes out before she gets fun.
I, however, am an all night party
ecd215 No.2086793
>>2086792
Oh well. She's not as lame as me, because I don't drink.
8a1184 No.2086794
>>2086793
Smokea da ganja?
Do you trip?
We can have fun sober if we have to, but I'll probably resort to sexual tension or bad puns, whichever is less offputting.
8a1184 No.2086795
Spectre come to my house and eat an eighth of an ounce of magic mushrooms.
It'll be totally cool, I promise. Tripping with strangers is never a bad idea!
8a1184 No.2086796
I would invite you, Tracer, but I feel like we're much too similar, and there can only be one me in a fifty mile radius at any given time lest the world FUCKING EXPLODE
ecd215 No.2086797
>>2086794
I haven't since I lived in Dewy, and that was like- 7 years ago, fuck.
Show me where the snake goes~
>>2086795
What could go wrong...
8a1184 No.2086798
I'm like Social Kryptonite.
2dea15 No.2086799
>>2086796
It's fine, you can drink your faggy sake and I'll drink my Manly Scotch.
9d1be0 No.2086800
I don't drink at work, but work makes me want to drink
8a1184 No.2086801
>>2086797
Oh, A born-again virgin, are we?
come to Club Red on May 24th. Fifteen bucks a head. I will remind you how to party.
>>2086799
You wanna throw down?
I'll throw down.
I can handle a room full of teenagers hung over. Can you say the same?
>>2086800
True poetry.
Words that speak beyond words.
I am in the midst of a great philosopher
...Hi Ian <3
8a1184 No.2086802
Some of you are cool
Don't come to /animus/ tomorrow
2dea15 No.2086803
>>2086801
I'm pretty sure I can kick a bunch of teenager's asses, sure.
9d1be0 No.2086804
>>2086801
Is that fucking sarcasm you faggot?
ecd215 No.2086805
>>2086801
''Days N' Daze
Juicy Karkass, Ground Score, Crazy & The Brains, The Dead Beat Hymns''
Interesting... I know of Juicy Karkass at least.
8a1184 No.2086806
>>2086803
The goal is to mentor them!
And I do a shitty job. I told one of them they were going to amount to a ditch-digger when they grow up on Monday
>>2086804
Not even in the slightest.
I genuinely find appreciation in those words
When am I ever mean to you? You're not Kanra
also
>what could go wrong?
EVERYTHING. LET'S DO THIS.
>>2086805
Days N' Daze is what I'm going for.
Got a hold of Jesse (Lead vocalist and Banjo Player) on Monday. Gonna burn a J or two after the show. Come with me, meet semi-famous people, get more drunk than is socially acceptable.
LIVE
2dea15 No.2086807
>>2086806
World needs ditch diggers.
8a1184 No.2086808
That also should have gone after the whole post
but then spect replied
and i forgot to move it
9d1be0 No.2086809
>>2086806
Sorry work has gotten me angery
How was your day?
ecd215 No.2086810
>>2086806
I would look REALLY out of place in that crowd...
8a1184 No.2086811
>>2086807
If my fourth period class is any indication, there will be no shortage.
Bunch of fucking retards, I swear.
>>2086809
I went to work
and then I came home
and then I remembered my wife is spending the day with her mom
so I went out and got sushi to-go
and while I was waiting on my order (10 minutes-ish?) I started perusing the sake list
and then bad choices took over
so I ordered a bottle
but I forgot I can't take alcoholic beverages with me
so I pounded a whole bottle of Sake in sub ten minutes
and now I'm home
and I'm nursing my buzz with rum
and shitposting.
I shoved all the sushi in my face so now I feel fat and shameful
Sorry work was shit.
Wanna talk about it?
How'd your day go?
>>2086810
Just don't wear a polo and shorts and youll be fine. Jeans and a t-shirt is more than acceptable.
...or be out of place so I can easily pick you out and shove alcohol down your throat.
Whaddy'a look like?
2dea15 No.2086812
>>2086811
Reminds me of my history teacher, who pretty much just said "Fuck it" and we had free time for the rest of the year.
9d1be0 No.2086813
>>2086811
Nice, I wish I didn't have work tomorrow (or was just feeling more irresponsible)
Today wasn't really much worse than any other day at work, just a lot of frustration sometimes. Lots of little procedural things that could be solved if the company I work for wasn't cheap
2d4d25 No.2086816
8a1184 No.2086817
>>2086812
If it weren't my first year teaching, I'd have already given up on some students by now
but I have to set a "precedent," or something, for twenty goddamned years before I'm allowed to do whatever I want with little to no risk of being fired.
I can't wait to be in my mid forties and unable to give a shit.
>>2086813
Have you thought about taking your bosses jobs?
In a more realistic mindset, have you tried searching for more fulfilling employment?
Being homeless is not a terrible option. Jus' sayin'
>>2086814
Figured out where all my depression went.
Sinni ate it..
What's wrong, babe?
__
SOMEBODY COME SMOKE MY WEED
AM BORED
ecd215 No.2086818
>>2086811
>whaddy'a look like
Like a scraggly unshaved fat dude in a polo shirt and jeans.
And occasionally button up plaids.
2dea15 No.2086819
>>2086817
Not ideal when you're not even 1% there.
2d4d25 No.2086821
af2321 No.2086822
>>2086815
re4 was a good game.
>>2086816
<3
>>2086817
I've been struck by an uncontrollable wave of weepies and it wont leave my system.
that being said, I'd gladly zucc your depression away
9d1be0 No.2086824
>>2086817
I think I'm gonna stick it out for a year in this job, just to kinda show I can stick with it ya know? Feel like it looks better for future employers.
>>2086820
Apparently you misspelled Yan.
>>2086822
One of the best, in fact
edfac8 No.2086825
Emma what are you watching this season?
af2321 No.2086826
>>2086824
I have it on steam, I was going to install it but my drive to do things has hit a dead end.
how are you doin?
2d4d25 No.2086827
>>2086822
>weepies
same tbh
>>2086823
r8 my new trash waifu
>
8a1184 No.2086828
>>2086818
You sound like my friend Chad
but you're in buckeye
Chad did you move?
The bands playing kind of accentuate "Nobody fits in anywhere." You'll be fine.
Also pics because I like pics
>>2086819
...I'm... almost five percent there... like next month
....Do you math?
>>2086822
Just so you're aware, you're the one who offered the succing. George is no longer allowed to get mad at me.
I fully expected to be the one in front of you in this three way anyway.
I'll take the mouth and Georgie can have the good stuff
>>2086824
Future employers don't mean shit if you don't know who they are yet.
Where ya gonna end up Ian?
I see Guidance Counselor going well for you.
__
>TFW when Wish doesn't pet you.
2dea15 No.2086829
>>2086828
I don't care, generally.
9d1be0 No.2086830
>>2086826
Do it my dude, it's worth it.
Meh. I am doing meh.
>>2086828
Well, if I plan to stay a year I have about 7 months to find future employers so...
I honestly have no idea where I'll end up. Having no idea is kinda what lead me to where I am now tbh
af2321 No.2086831
>>2086827
I'm here for you friend
>>2086828
hehe you're a dumbass. I really appreciate you though.
I have a bottom retainer tho so like I told george if you want near my snappers you have to come to terms with the fact that your dick is gonna be run through a cheese grater.
tho he's the only one for me, cheese curd and all
>>2086830
I'm gonna tbh, you've persuaded me.
meh is better than bleh! any plans for tomorrow?
af2321 No.2086832
also is tenka wish? I thought people just called them tenka
I really struggle with names tbh, they always post cute stuff but I don't know what to call them so I just uwu from afar
8a1184 No.2086833
>>2086829
This is unsatisfying.
>>2086830
Guidance Counselor
Do it.
It's a do-nothing job that makes people think you care about other people, which is always appealing.
Ooh! No! You should be a test-subject for research chemicals.
We all know how well you handle mind-altering substances <3
>>2086831
>Sinni doesn't give head
This is painfully disillusioning. I was really looking excited to our threesome.
Guess I'm gonna have to settle for ur butt
Okay seriously though
did something happen?
Or is it just general weepiness?
Sex is a known mood-elevator. Come at me
9d1be0 No.2086834
>>2086831
Bueno...
My plans are working. Working and more working. Bleh.
fa9974 No.2086835
>>2086832
Yes, that is Wish.
Sometimes we call them Emma.
8a1184 No.2086836
78657a No.2086837
all I get for the rest of the day is a cup of broth oh boy
078c04 No.2086838
>>2086824
*pets both Ian and Yan at the same time*
>>2086825
Uhhh, my AniChart cleared so I can't link that to you, but:
BNHA / Tokyo Ghoul / DxD / WIXOSS / Soma / Steins;Gate / SAO Loli Gun
Alice to Alice
Caligula
Comic Girls
Devils Line
Golden Kamui
Mahou Shoujo Edge
Dance With Dragons
Horse Girls
Tachibanakan Triangle
>>2086827
Literally 0/10 kms
9d1be0 No.2086839
>>2086833
That sounds horribly unsatisfying.
Also Drunky pls. I learned my lesson the first time.
2dea15 No.2086840
>>2086833
I knew it was wrong when I typed it out, bas was too lazy to go back and correct it.
078c04 No.2086841
fa9974 No.2086842
>>2086836
I'm also not an Alchemist irl.
8a1184 No.2086843
>WISH DOESN'T PET YOU AGAIN
Life is pain
078c04 No.2086844
af2321 No.2086845
>>2086833
oh no I can, but I can also shred a carrot with my bottom retainer and I assume that's off putting.
I don't know? I'm a woman but it's not the monthly endeavor, I've been looking at old dms between george and I and it's kinda helping but I think it's just a night to binge really depressing stuff.
>>2086834
sounds fun! make money and buy yourself something cool.
>>2086835
ty blessed test
>>2086842
I keep trying to find that gay dad anime and it's lost.
I'll never hear dio call me papa ever again
8a1184 No.2086846
>>2086839
Does this mean you and I are never going to do mushrooms in the forest?
>>2086840
Kindred spirits, you and I.
>>2086842
Yeah but you're beautiful <3
2d4d25 No.2086847
>>2086831
*is pet*
I love her, she's a neet autistic oppai loli
af2321 No.2086848
>>2086847
wrong person uvu
9d1be0 No.2086849
>>2086838
This is satisfying and yet somehow not.
>>2086843
tfw no one pets your ego
>>2086845
I don't really want to buy anything right now tho. It's weird. I'm weird.
>>2086846
Probably not.
2d4d25 No.2086850
>>2086848
please be patient i have autism uwu
8a1184 No.2086851
No, Wish, It means nothing now that it's been said out loud
Maybe someday I'll warrant your unconditional pets
but today is not that day
today is the day I curl up in the bathtub and cry because you don't love me
All I want is to be loved
180093 No.2086852
>>2086846
>Yeah but you're beautiful <3
Can confirm. Test is a beautiful little girl.
078c04 No.2086853
>>2086849
How does it feel that your name is one letter away from being Yan?
Like, one key on the keyboard even.
>>2086851
*pets*
af2321 No.2086854
>>2086849
save up? scream your favorite music in the car?? take urself out for lunch or something nice
>>2086850
's ok!
>>2086853
Wish do you like fruits basket
9d1be0 No.2086855
>>2086853
It's okay because that's only his online name
8a1184 No.2086857
Gonna down another glass of rum
and take my snake to the park
cause he likes grass
goodbye ~<3
I love all of you
Even is Wish doesn't love me back
8a1184 No.2086859
>>2086856
this is beautiful
bye yan
9d1be0 No.2086862
>>2086857
Have fun buddy
>>2086861
Unexpected.
ecd215 No.2086863
>>2086828
I ain't gonna post it here though.
Also brb
fa9974 No.2086864
>>2086863
Can't believe Spec and Drunky are going to sext
078c04 No.2086865
>>2086854
Of course, Fruits Basket was one of my first shoujos :3
>>2086855
How do you feel about Colb being only one letter away from uh... Dolb...
9d1be0 No.2086866
>>2086865
It's only 2 letters away from boob, and boobs r gud
af2321 No.2086867
when I go to the bathroom the cats like to push open the door, and if I close it they throw themselves against it.
I've learned that if I put a little strip of tp under the door they'll chase it around without running into the bathroom full speed.
it's cute
af2321 No.2086868
>>2086865
excellent taste~
fa9974 No.2086870
>>2086866
Did you notice "Ian" has one of the letters from "Hitler"?
Coincidence? I think not.
fa9974 No.2086871
>>2086861
So Nick is just your nickname now?
9d1be0 No.2086872
>>2086870
I did, but it also has 3 of the letters from "Ghandi" so it cancels out
078c04 No.2086873
>>2086866
You're not fooling anyone.
>>2086868
Did you expect anything else~?
>>2086869
I want to kill myself every single day because of it.
Good thing I'm Tenka now.
9d1be0 No.2086874
>>2086873
Maybe not, but I AM a fool.
78657a No.2086876
I want all the amiibos but then I wouldn't have money for any actual games
Also every time I look back at my cart the link amiibo stock date gets pushed farther and farther back
af2321 No.2086877
>>2086876
The only amiibo I have is the chibi robo one.
are they worth collecting? I heard some are pretty cheap lookin.
>>2086873
tru, which was your favorite?
af2321 No.2086880
test how much do you like undertale
I don't think I've ever seen you play it
078c04 No.2086882
>>2086874
You FOOL!
>>2086877
My favourite Fruits Basket or my favourite anime?
>>2086878
Tenka :^)
fa9974 No.2086884
>>2086881
Fuck you
>>2086880
It's like a 4 hour game why would I play it more than the 20-ish hours than I have?
af2321 No.2086885
>>2086882
fruits basket fruit
also favorite anime
af2321 No.2086888
>>2086884
how can you call yourself an undertale fan if you don't have hundreds of hours in it
fa9974 No.2086889
>>2086887
Slurp slurp yummy
af2321 No.2086891
>>2086890
chop chop, you're slackin on hours
2d4d25 No.2086892
HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU LOVE HER IF YOU CAN'T EVEN EAT HER POOP
edfac8 No.2086893
>>2086838
>BNHA / Tokyo Ghoul / DxD / WIXOSS / Soma / Steins;Gate / SAO P-90 Edition
Same lol
>Alice to Alice
Have it dl'd but havent seen it yet
>Caligula
Havent seen that shit either
>Comic Girls
You would like that show lmao
>Devils Line
Is this the super edgy one?
>Golden Kamui
Dude looks like inspector Gadget tbh fam
>Mahou Shoujo Edge
RIP her cat lmaoo
>Dance With Dragons
Who the fuck
>Horse Girls
I cant watch this show dude
>Tachibanakan Triangle
More bland than my sisters cooking, but there's tiddies
Go watch Hinamatsuri you nigger
It's actually good
Also
>Lupin III PartV
>LotGH
>Shokugeki S3
>3D Kanojo Real Girl
2d4d25 No.2086894
Hey Tenka send me some of your pantsu
edfac8 No.2086895
Actually no, fuck WIXOSS
Shit is literally trash
e8c31e No.2086896
>>2086892
Maybe this is why I don't know how to love; I just don't wanna eat poop.
ecd215 No.2086897
>>2086864
I know, I'd much rather it be you.
180093 No.2086899
>>2086897
The only thing he's good for is carrying around in a baby backpack. It's his top fetish.
e8c31e No.2086900
>>2086898
I will never eat a whoopsie.
ecd215 No.2086902
>>2086899
He doesn't even have to get on his knees, he can do it standing.
180093 No.2086903
>>2086902
He's spent his whole life preparing for this.
e8c31e No.2086904
>>2086901
There are dome fetishes I don't have, dude.
e8c31e No.2086905
9d1be0 No.2086906
>>2086904
I guess I'm still the only one with the dome fetish...
e8c31e No.2086907
>>2086906
Yeah? Do half spheres get you hard? You damn sloot!
180093 No.2086909
>>2086904
>some fetishes I don't have
Any that involve a woman, obvs.
9d1be0 No.2086910
>>2086907
Oh god yeah, just you mentioning it... I need to go cool off.
e8c31e No.2086911
>>2086909
Ohhhh you cheeky shit.
>>2086910
Kk have fun.
180093 No.2086912
>>2086911
I wasn't really paying attention to the image I selected and that's two dudes. I don't know if that makes it better or worse. Point remains that you're a goddamn poof.
e8c31e No.2086913
>>2086912
You saved a pic of two dudes, one the guy your trip is from, getting steamy. You don't get to call anyone a poof.
9d1be0 No.2086914
>>2086911
Okay I'm back, it's out of my head now
95002b No.2086915
Ian, are you dating men now?
e8c31e No.2086916
9d1be0 No.2086921
>>2086915
I'm not dating anyone qq
180093 No.2086922
>>2086913
It's his "wife". His mother, a goddess, a-okayed him becoming one of his wives. No homo, he was wearing a skirt.
180093 No.2086923
>>2086917
Hi, home. I'm dad.
af2321 No.2086925
>>2086924
how was your day?
0d99b4 No.2086927
>>2086925
great, went to class, then rushed home and stressed making a huge pot of chorizo & chicken jambalaya, then went over to my aunt/uncle's with my brother and 5 of us ate dinner, played card games, and hung out for about 4/5 hours
tired x.x
how was your day?
>>2086926
how are you doing ?
2dea15 No.2086928
>>2086927
Went to a party yesterday, against my better judgement.
9d1be0 No.2086929
>>2086924
Online relationships suck tbh
78657a No.2086930
>>2086929
can confirm.
is that slag elma still posting here?
9d1be0 No.2086931
>>2086930
Yes, but not right now
95002b No.2086932
9d1be0 No.2086934
>>2086932
Not really looking for one tbh
0d99b4 No.2086935
>>2086928
you didn't have fun?
>>2086929
yeah I found that out the hard way, I wasn't being super serious
I would da-
>>2086934
oh.
9d1be0 No.2086936
>>2086935
Not that I'd reject one if it came to me, but I'm not really looking for one ya know?
2dea15 No.2086937
>>2086935
Was a small party, but then they invited this fucking pot head and started smoking. Like, the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever heard. They even brought their fucking stencil and art supplies for fucks sake. I yabba dabba doo'd the fuck out of there.
95002b No.2086938
>>2086934
What about friend with benefits?
9d1be0 No.2086939
>>2086938
I mean I guess, sure
95002b No.2086940
>>2086939
Do you enjoy having your ass pounded?
0d99b4 No.2086941
>>2086936
I'm the same way
not really super interested in a bf/gf right now but if it happened I can't pretend it would be a bad thing
>>2086937
lmao
i like the yabba dabba doo part
2dea15 No.2086942
>>2086941
Last time I do that shit.
bf0a03 No.2086943
>>2086942
parties are lame anyways :p i coulda told you that
2dea15 No.2086944
>>2086943
Don't have to be. General drinking and talking, maybe some videogames or movies. Not sitting in a fucking circle smoking weed and coughing.
9d1be0 No.2086945
>>2086940
Never tried it, but there's a first for everything
>>2086941
I perpetually feel like that.
bf0a03 No.2086946
>>2086944
most parties are pretty lame if theyre a "party" and not a "get together"
0d99b4 No.2086947
>>2086945
you're a pretty cool guy colbert! how was your wednesday!
>>2086942
stoners amirite
i wanna hang out with tracer and play games and watch movies >.<
95002b No.2086948
>>2086945
What kind of guy would you like to be topped by?
2dea15 No.2086950
>>2086946
Pretty much.
>>2086947
You only play Overwatch, and Call of Duty.
9d1be0 No.2086951
>>2086947
Meh. It was meh.
>>2086948
I haven't really thought about it.
95002b No.2086954
>>2086951
What about someone tall and strong, someone you can sink into on a cold night?
0d99b4 No.2086955
>>2086950
i also play pubg!
but i like a lot of games
i just spend too much time playing my favorites because i like mastering them
i love skyrim, torchlight 2, gta5, far cry, csgo, etc
i wouldn't really wanna play overwatch or cod when hanging out
>>2086951
is there anything i can do to make it better!
2dea15 No.2086956
>>2086955
What games and movies, then.
bf0a03 No.2086958
>>2086950
do you like tabletop games ?
e8c31e No.2086959
2dea15 No.2086960
>>2086958
Eh. Better than pot.
e8c31e No.2086961
>>2086957
Awww, she's adorable.
bf0a03 No.2086962
>>2086960
Gotcha.
what sorta multiplayer/co op games do you like ? Anything like vagante/crawl/fighting games ?
also have you seen good time yet ? also sorry for butting in the conversation but i too wanna hang out with tracer ;w;
bd5992 No.2086963
>>2086959
Please tell me you slept x_x
Nm either. just got home from work.
3a4401 No.2086964
>>2086953
I have to have a shower real quick. Don't go anywhere.
9d1be0 No.2086965
>>2086954
Yeah, that works. Though not many cold nights in southern California...
>>2086955
Keep being you, friendo.
e8c31e No.2086966
>>2086963
Is it worse if I lie and say I did orrr..?
0d99b4 No.2086967
>>2086956
whatever you like is fine!
i can make some suggestions if you can't think of any though
3ad22a No.2086968
>>2086961
Sometimes the beginning of the video makes the whole thing.
af2321 No.2086969
Hello friends I can't sleep.
so I'm gonna try and draw >:)
2dea15 No.2086970
>>2086962
Few. Marvel vs Capcom. More fun to watch someone play and talk with them while they or I play.
I don't watch movies alone.
>>2086964
bf0a03 No.2086971
>>2086965
i was there in july and I could comfortably wear a jacket
r u sure about that
e8c31e No.2086973
>>2086968
I don't like this one.
9d1be0 No.2086974
>>2086971
I knew you had to be crazy to live in Florida. I just knew it...
Yes that is strange unless you went somewhere that's cool at that time of year somehow
bd5992 No.2086975
>>2086966
Tsk tsk. You're gonna be a zombie today x_x
bf0a03 No.2086976
>>2086970
is mvc2 your taste or umvc 3 ?
also good time is a crime thriller drenched in rain and neon lights at night
it might be somethig you like :p
2dea15 No.2086977
>>2086976
1,2,and 3 are fine.
Eh.
bf0a03 No.2086978
>>2086974
It was like 65/70 at night in san diego for most of my visit
95002b No.2086979
>>2086965
Then those moments will be extra special, Ian.
e8c31e No.2086980
>>2086975
I could still sleep. I mean I might not but it could happen.
bf0a03 No.2086981
>>2086977
okay fine
i assume you like westerns ?
or is that the wrong assumption
give me a smol taste of tracers film taste
3ad22a No.2086982
>>2086973
That was just a swedish fish joke
2dea15 No.2086983
>>2086981
My favorite movie is The Blues Brothers.
9d1be0 No.2086984
>>2086978
That must have been an anomaly, that's not normal for most of CA
Tho around the beach it's usually cooler
>>2086979
I suppose you're right. Though I feel you're implying something here
e8c31e No.2086985
>>2086981
He's into musicals and romcoms.
bd5992 No.2086986
>>2086980
Why do you do this to yourself~?
bf0a03 No.2086987
>>2086983
o wow
i have zero clue where to go from here
give me a minute
e8c31e No.2086989
>>2086986
It usually starts off as an accident and then becomes a game once I see how late it is.
bd5992 No.2086990
from blues brothers you obviously have to start talking about awesome car chase/crash scenes.
bf0a03 No.2086991
>>2086984
i was around 4s ranch for most of the time
far from the beach
:p
>>2086985
you know i could see this being fact
bd5992 No.2086992
>>2086989
That sounds like a game that cannot be won.
af2321 No.2086993
I hate illinois nazis
I also like the blues brothers
9d1be0 No.2086994
>>2086991
It was like 90 here today and it's not even summer, it's barely spring
95002b No.2086995
>>2086984
You're soft and fluffy like a teddy bear, and I've been needing something to wrap my arms around at night.
bd5992 No.2086996
<I've been needing something to wrap my arms around at night.
This.
e8c31e No.2086997
>>2086992
I dunno I don't feel like I've lost by playing tonight.
3a4401 No.2086999
>>2086970
Okay I got a neat question I gotta ask. It's like a 'what would you do if'
180093 No.2087000
I feel like that's probably Mandy.
0d99b4 No.2087001
it's actually pretty cold tonight, i was shivering while talking outside with someone
>>2086972
super smash bros melee? halo? racing games like forza horizon?
i'm not sure what kind of games you like tbh you'd have to tell me
anything co-op would be good unless you prefer not
you don't like anime right? so no anime movie, maybe something like Deadpool, Baby Driver, Zootopia, or something more classic like Shutter Island, Inception, etc
i just really like leonardo dicaprio tbh
>>2086965
sounds pretty easy. i will work on it.
e8c31e No.2087002
>>2086996
Get a dog/cat. Steal a child. Smuggle in some Yams.
7eb172 No.2087003
when you finesse amazon to get you an upgraded kindle for 20 bucks less than your original one
180093 No.2087004
>>2087002
>Get a dog/cat.
I think they'll just lock it out to die tbh.
e8c31e No.2087005
>>2086998
I wasn't gonna! Jeez. ;~;
bd5992 No.2087006
>>2087002
Maybe eventually. No. Potentially.
95002b No.2087007
How the fuck are you all still single?
2dea15 No.2087008
>>2086999
Okay.
>>2087001
Last good racing game I played was Burnout 4. If the game is good I'm fine watching singleplayer too.
If the anime is good. Trigun, Gurren Lagann, Cowboy Bebop. Deadpool's okay.
Ah.
bd5992 No.2087009
>>2087005
I thought you were about to say something really squishy x_x
>>2087004
I want to rescue a greyhound^^
bd5992 No.2087010
2dea15 No.2087011
>>2087007
Women are intimidated with how good looking I am, nat.
e8c31e No.2087012
>>2087007
Because I can't
Wait for it
Get ready
Because I can't
Go the distance.
180093 No.2087013
>>2087007
Because people don't want 30 year old male lesbians, midgets, or the mentally deranged.
bf0a03 No.2087014
>>2086988
some ideas ?
molly's game: woman runs a very expensive high stakes poker game for extremely rich people and brushes closely to the law
mostly interesting dialogue
free fire: a weapons deal goes wrong and the people involved have a gun duel in this warehouse
the whole movie takes place in essentially real time and in one location
shin gojira: live action foreign affair/government movie about a big monster
95002b No.2087015
>>2087013
Are you still single, Tsuch?
3a4401 No.2087017
>>2087008
Imagine a situation where you were a famous celebrity- like one of those people that goes to those things on a red carpet and people take pictures and want to ask you questions and take autographs. A reporter/journalist or whatever gets a chance to ask you a question- he asks you about a political question about so and so in foreign soil and bombs and deaths- but the thing is you have don't know anything about the topic or whatever it is. Do you tell him you don't know or say something else- what do you do?
3a4401 No.2087018
>>2087017
a-asking for a friend.
bd5992 No.2087019
>>2087012
youre so cheesy uguu <3
bf0a03 No.2087020
>>2087001
zootoopia is an interesting suggestion for tracer
7eb172 No.2087021
>those things on a red carpet
holy fuck goggles
you're uncultured as fuck
e8c31e No.2087022
>>2087009
Pfff. Naw. Although you being aroynd was one of the end-game rewards, so to speak.
>>2087015
Did you not see him list midgets?
bf0a03 No.2087023
>>2087007
broke up with my ex two weeks before Valentine's bc i hate dating
95002b No.2087024
>>2087022
He wasn't a manlet last I checked.
180093 No.2087025
>>2087015
>30 year old male lesbians
Obvs.
bd5992 No.2087026
>>2087022
Did you at least work on your game any?
2dea15 No.2087027
>>2087017
>I'm on the red carpet for I'm assuming a movie or award show
>Some nigga comes up asking about something eight thousand miles away
Probably say I don't know and move on.
95002b No.2087028
>>2087025
Couldn't even get yourself a >girl?
e8c31e No.2087029
>>2087026
I think so? The past 8 hours or so have all kinda melted together into an indidtinct soup.
bd5992 No.2087030
>>2087029
That's how I usually feel which is why I never know what day it is.
0d99b4 No.2087031
this spotify acoustic playlist is cozy =w=
>>2087007
I don't talk to anybody ever or leave my room much lol
and when i do i'm too shy/nervous to make much progress unless we hang out multiple times
plus some other reasons but I don't wanna ramble
but yeah not very outgoing
>>2087008
okay what about The Witcher 3 or something? Super Mario Sunshine is probably one of my favorite single player games, so I have to say that's what I'd prefer playing, or Super Mario Galaxy
I'm really good at games =w=
but I like watching other people too, and I'm sure you play games I've never played
hmm you seem to like action and classic style anime
I'm sure you like FMA: Brotherhood then? if you haven't seen it I'd love to watch with you
>>2087020
i mean yeah it's probably not something he'd normally watch and might not like it but it's good and ye idk maybe bad pick
3a4401 No.2087032
>>2087027
You'd make a cool celebrity.
7eb172 No.2087034
nezi you dont have to kuuspost bro
e8c31e No.2087035
>>2087030
I don't even have any fun reason/excuse though I'm just constantly napping or on the verge of napping.
bd5992 No.2087036
Taken 4 Starring Clint Eastwood and his weird accent
95002b No.2087037
>>2087031
Nigger, I thought your life turning around. This shit is depressing.
7eb172 No.2087038
9d1be0 No.2087039
>>2086995
Sucks to be you rn huh?
>>2087001
Good.
95002b No.2087040
>>2087033
By whom? Are they even cute?
bd5992 No.2087041
>>2087035
I love naps.
>>2087038
You just appear to say you're taken? Such a lameo.
7eb172 No.2087042
>>2087040
colbs can confirm
cute as fuck
2dea15 No.2087043
>>2087031
Need to start any of the witcher games. Mario's generally entertaining, no story though.
MGSV and Ace Combat, yeah.
Ahh, that's the one where they retconned the previous Anime because it had nothing to do with the manga right?
>>2087032
I guess.
180093 No.2087044
>>2087028
I go by Christina Larson now.
e8c31e No.2087045
>>2087040
Probably an arranged marriage with an 11 year old.
7eb172 No.2087046
>>2087041
also to say hi to you, duh. gn
95002b No.2087047
>>2087039
It's a shame I'd only have time to visit you on the weekends.
e8c31e No.2087049
>>2087041
Let's kick Grim's butt next time he shows his face round here.
180093 No.2087050
>>2087040
It's by the hand he uses to wipe his ass after shitting in the streets of Harlem.
bd5992 No.2087052
>>2087049
He'd enjoy that too much.
95002b No.2087053
>>2087044
Did that hobbit actually transition?
e8c31e No.2087054
>>2087052
Okay we'll go with plan B.
180093 No.2087055
>>2087053
Yes. >She's a very cute girl. You should hook up.
bd5992 No.2087056
>>2087054
That's like 20 something years too late for an abortion, m'dear.
9d1be0 No.2087057
>>2087047
Same tbh. I sure do love BEING A PART OF THE WORKFORCE
180093 No.2087058
Man, I was just typing up an abortion joke. Fuck you.
3a4401 No.2087059
>>2087043
What if they ask you something like- how's your mum doing or what colour are your panties?
bd5992 No.2087060
>>2087057
Happy payday.
>>2087058
No, fuck you.
2dea15 No.2087061
>>2087059
Doing fine.
Don't know, didn't look when your wife gave them to me.
9d1be0 No.2087063
>>2087060
Thanks. I'm gonna spend it on... well, nothing probably. EXCITING.
0d99b4 No.2087064
>>2087037
i'm more focused on improving things other than my social life but i am hanging out with lili sometimes! it's smol progress but i'm trying i swear x.x
working really hard on everything else though, cooking, cleaning, exercising, school, etc
i'm making progress just not huge leaps socially! sorry :(
>>2087034
i
a m
s o r r y
>>2087043
ooooh please please can we watch it together? it's one of the highest rated shows of all time
and I've never played MGS before so I'd like to play or watch you play :3
it looks like a fun game but i've never had playstation before
449caa No.2087065
e8c31e No.2087066
>>2087056
No, plan B is for you to take me. Duhh.
The time travelling abortion was plan D.
95002b No.2087067
>>2087055
I never trust a word you say, but I want to believe.
>>2087057
We can both quit and shipwreck on some Polynesian island. It'll be just us.
bd5992 No.2087068
>>2087062
Soon.tm
>>2087063
Laaaaame.
I'mma throw some at my bestbuy card and buying a car on Saturday before work.
2dea15 No.2087069
>>2087064
I know how it ends though.
Should get it.
>>2087065
Try harder.
bd5992 No.2087070
>>2087066
Where am I taking you?
9d1be0 No.2087071
>>2087067
But are you good at island survival?
>>2087068
I assume that's your credit card? Shit I should pay some towards mine too
What kinda car are you looking at?
bd5992 No.2087072
>inb4 Tsuchi's "poundtown" meme
e8c31e No.2087073
180093 No.2087074
>>2087067
Why don't you believe anything I say?
>>2087068
Are you going to New Pakistan or is he flying here?
449caa No.2087075
>>2087069
sadly i gotta go
how about u just pick the movie grrrrr
byebye
3a4401 No.2087076
>>2087061
Oh you're mean!
You've set the reporter ablaze.
95002b No.2087077
>>2087071
Fake it 'til you make it, right?
95002b No.2087079
>>2087074
You have a knack for exaggeration.
0d99b4 No.2087080
>>2087069
i want one but i also really want a switch !!!
decisions :c
but yeah the three of us should hang out or something please
or just us two
i need friends!!!!!!
byebye gonna lay down and play poker in bed
bd5992 No.2087081
>>2087071
It's one of them. No apr for another 11 months ^~^
It's between a 2008 BMW 328 xi and a 2010 Toyota Corolla S with a manual transmission.
I'm leaning toward the Toyota cause Bimmers are super expense for repairs and probably insurance.
>>2087073
omg obviously lol
>>2087074
Here.
2dea15 No.2087082
>>2087080
So get it for PC.
180093 No.2087083
>>2087081
>Bimmers are super expense for repairs and probably insurance.
They have no real value outside name in the secondhand market. Used luxury brands are always a waste.
>>2087079
I speak nothing but the gospel. My life will be mostly falsified and deified in some religion's book upon my death.
bd5992 No.2087084
>>2087083
What do you drive?
0d99b4 No.2087085
do not
i repeat
do NOT buy a ten year old BMW
or any other luxury brand
you will want to kill yourself. it will break down a lot and cost a fortune
there's a reason they're cheap used!
get the toyota, it will be reliable and cheap
bd5992 No.2087086
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fa9974 No.2087090
>>2087053
Look up. I wrote gullible on the ceiling.
9d1be0 No.2087091
>>2087077
Except with orgasms.
>>2087081
Nice, not bad. I'd go with the Toyota, mine has served me well.
180093 No.2087092
>>2087084
Couple years old import bought a few years used.
Mileage doesn't matter too much in price so you can get kind of picky and find something by far in the best condition mechanically for not really much of a price difference between something average. Maintenance is cheap enough both in-house and third party so it ultimately works out to spending the least for something that's far better long term.
bd5992 No.2087093
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bd5992 No.2087095
yall are acting like I've never bought a car before lmao jeebus
0d99b4 No.2087096
you can do what you want i just wanted to make sure you knew what you were getting into
cause i care about you and don't want you to be miserable
ya know
>>2087095
well you said you were considering the bmw so i just wanted to make sure you knew x.x
sorry...
9d1be0 No.2087097
>>2087095
>>2087093
*shrug*
I can only say from experience, I'm no expert
180093 No.2087098
I think it's more people just don't want you to get a lemon.
180093 No.2087099
If it was someone like Swedish Fish, I'm sure everyone would suggest the BMW.
95002b No.2087100
>>2087090
When did I say I believed him?
>>2087091
You won't be faking anything~
bd5992 No.2087101
>>2087096
worst case I'd have a bmw to play around with. I miss working on cars and I don't even need a car atm lol
I pretty much have the toyota on lock and it's waiting for me. if the bmw was a standard I'd probably go for that.
bd5992 No.2087102
Well, golly gee I'm more liked than Swedish Fish x_x
180093 No.2087103
Also, fuck you, Test. You're just in denial about your HRT and hiding it from your parents like piss dude.
9d1be0 No.2087104
This car talk is triggering me. I have to work with them all day, I don't come hear to see this shit.
grr
9d1be0 No.2087105
>come hear
SEE? IT'S MAKING ME SPELL THINGS PHONETICALLY
180093 No.2087106
>>2087104
Use your degree to try and get in on someone's campaign team for 2018/2020.
fa9974 No.2087107
Also I'm wanted by loads of women. I'm the man on the town. The alpha male.
kill me
0d99b4 No.2087108
>>2087099
fishy is actually improving a lot and stuff!
9d1be0 No.2087109
>>2087106
I would say I'm not qualified
But look at our white house
I'm practically overqualified
95002b No.2087112
I only came back to slay Colbs' ass and I already blew it. See you guys in another couple of years.
bd5992 No.2087113
>>2087112
Who even are you tho?
9d1be0 No.2087115
>>2087112
>>2087100
Oh whoops I missed one of your responses
See ya then
180093 No.2087116
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180093 No.2087118
I just assumed it was him tbh.
fa9974 No.2087119
>>2087117
Think that was a guess
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180093 No.2087124
Test is the thread's surrogate mom with his smolness.
fa9974 No.2087125
>>2087124
I prefer "God-Emperor".
bd5992 No.2087126
That has a nice ring to it.
180093 No.2087127
>>2087125
Really feeding into that Napoleon complex, I see.
fa9974 No.2087130
>>2087127
I deserve the respect.
180093 No.2087131