▶ 8e560d (11) No.2078868>>2078870
aaaa am back from dnd
how r u all in this new thread
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▶ e08494 (5) No.2078870>>2078876
>>2078868
you been rolling them 20s?
▶ 5f96ab (9) No.2078871>>2078873 >>2078874 >>2078877
>mfw getting a 60% raise knowing damn well I have sold my soul to this field
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2078872
Death to the stormcloaks!
▶ e08494 (5) No.2078874>>2078878
>>2078871
that behelit money
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▶ 8e560d (11) No.2078876>>2078879
>>2078870
a lot of 18s actually, but I was sneakin a lot uwu
am a rogue
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2078877>>2078878
>>2078871
holla holla get dolla
▶ 5f96ab (9) No.2078878>>2078880 >>2078885
>>2078874
>>2078873
>>2078877
At least I dont have to worry about dealing international
for now
▶ e08494 (5) No.2078879>>2078881
>>2078876
oh nice
did you do anything cool?
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2078880>>2078882
JUSTICE!
All nords are scum tbh
>>2078878
Wat do do
▶ 8e560d (11) No.2078881>>2078883
>>2078879
stole a whole bunch of good shit
killed a werewolf
ruined a nobles house but like saved his kids and shit so I might like have to apologize for ruining his shit?
▶ e08494 (5) No.2078883
>>2078881
nah fuck him
he got his kids back, that's enough
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2078884>>2078886
>>2078882
Well y so no like international
▶ 19b56c (2) No.2078885>>2078886
>>2078878
Well that is a chilling webm
▶ 5f96ab (9) No.2078886>>2078887 >>2078889
>>2078885
tis a possibility of dealing international
>>2078884
cuz american company
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2078887>>2078888
>>2078886
My father works for an american company and he enjoys his international work!
Maybe he bangs hookers or something when abroad.
Also thats not even real granola.
▶ 5f96ab (9) No.2078888>>2078890
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>>2078887
I dont wanna fly for business honestly
maybe if I can get a similar salary but way less stress, idk
▶ 19b56c (2) No.2078889
>>2078886
Scurry stuff mang
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2078890>>2078891
>>2078888
I traveled the country for a year and a bit when working in IT. That wasnt so bad, but it did always feel really good when I got to spend time at home.
Some places I went to were devoid of anything to do and that was boring as hell, but not stressful.
▶ 5f96ab (9) No.2078891>>2078892
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>>2078890
yeah
def dont wanna do it when I have wife and kids too
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2078892>>2078893
>>2078891
Come to think of it I dont think anybody who regularly caught planes had kids there.
Mind you the guys who did had been there long enough that they were more valuable at head office anyway.
▶ 5f96ab (9) No.2078893>>2078894
>>2078892
still learning corporate ecosystem
off to bed for me
ciao
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2078894
>>2078893
Treat it like a monarchy.
Sleep well.
▶ 98473e (3) No.2078897>>2078899
>>2078896
cute
Hi again Herpy
listenig to anything tonight?
▶ 8e560d (11) No.2078898>>2078900
George is drawing me stuff for my birthday
you've all made today amazing
also bard I got new headphones and can listen to music in SURROUND SOUND, can you recommend like especially thrilling stuff, I want my skin to crawl >:)
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2078899>>2078900
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>>2078897
Listening to some aussie hip-hop.
I wonder, because you're american, does it sound terrible? Can you even understand it lol
▶ 98473e (3) No.2078900>>2078901 >>2078903
>>2078898
what kind of headphones?
And sure one quick minute desu
also happy birthday
>>2078899
this to me sounds kind of good they have unique flow at times and I can kinda understand a good portion....n-not all of it though
▶ 8e560d (11) No.2078901
>>2078900
hyperx cloud 2? a friend got 'em for me
I just looked at the price qq
I was listening to like old gregorian hymns I used to save for dnd and it made my skin get all goose bumpy, music is really incredible, really anything with a good beat makes me feel so good
also thank you <3
▶ 302ed8 (6) No.2078902>>2078903
-hums quietly to himself while making midnight lasagna- :3
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2078903>>2078904 >>2078913
>>2078900
Ive gotten back into BotW, shits gud
Wat musics you listening to right now?
>>2078902
best lasagne
▶ bddadb (29) No.2078904>>2078905 >>2078914
>>2078903
>Ive gotten back into BotW
I love it, don't get me wrong. But there's not much replayability to it. Once you've beaten shrines, you never go back. Same with exploring. You do it for a few upgrade materials and crafting items but that's about it. Then there's the hard mode from the DLC but it's not really that much harder and just is kind of more annoying than anything.
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2078905>>2078907
>>2078904
I finished the game way too quickly.
Didnt even know I started the last boss fight when I did lol.
▶ 3a68ac (4) No.2078906>>2078908
back from gym but internet service is down
▶ bddadb (29) No.2078907>>2078909
>>2078905
I sort of just ran around doing random things.
I finished 110 shrines without a guide then couldn't really be bothered to do the rest.
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2078908>>2078912
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2078909>>2078910
>>2078907
Thats what I was doing, but I was too good at getting sweet loot so I got super far into ganons castle too quickly.
▶ bddadb (29) No.2078910>>2078911
>>2078909
I made it to what was clearly the final room after the first beast, I think. The combat is really easy. All you really do is hit them until they knock down then repeat. Or just shoot them in the face with an arrow so they drop their shit and just smack them.
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2078911>>2078919
>>2078910
I defeated one and then when I fought ganon I had to fight all the bosses I didnt kill in the other beasts
▶ 3a68ac (4) No.2078912>>2078917
>>2078908
no internet is a bad thing
▶ 302ed8 (6) No.2078913>>2078917
>>2078903
-nods. Likes to make the sauce and season the ricotta hours in advance to let them get tasty before hand.-
▶ 302ed8 (6) No.2078914
>>2078904
-was rilly disappointed nintendo didn't have the foresight to see how solid a base BotW was and release a legit expansion pack instead of meaningless dlc. Would love to have journied hyrule again post-gannon and followed up on the implied story line they set up.-
▶ 3a68ac (4) No.2078916>>2078922
nothing to do without internet
boring
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2078917>>2078921 >>2078974
>>2078912
But yay because you finished at the gym?!
>>2078913
Sounds goddamn ossum
▶ bddadb (29) No.2078919>>2078920
>>2078911
I like how organic it was intended to be. I don't like how inorganic it ended up being once you realized that the best thing to do was just grill Durian and spam them and never die.
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2078920
>>2078919
Yeah I've had to keep myself from doing that.
I learnt how to spam a good food BEFORE I learnt how to cook properly lol
▶ 302ed8 (6) No.2078921
>>2078917
-will take two days to make because it has to sit overnight before it's done- :<
▶ 113d37 (9) No.2078922>>2078974
>>2078916
you have internet
you're here
▶ bddadb (29) No.2078923>>2078926
>>2078918
The look on her face when she does it is one of pure shame.
▶ bddadb (29) No.2078925>>2078928
▶ 850478 (3) No.2078926>>2078933
>>2078923
maybe thats what keeps some people out of that business
▶ 113d37 (9) No.2078927>>2078928
▶ 8e560d (11) No.2078928>>2078931 >>2078932
>>2078925
why :(
>>2078927
it's my birthday!
▶ b25fd7 (1) No.2078929>>2078930
>>2078924
Does this mean you're too old for George now
▶ 8e560d (11) No.2078930
>>2078929
he has to find a new model to replace me with first
▶ 113d37 (9) No.2078931>>2078936
>>2078928
u did it
u survived
▶ 302ed8 (6) No.2078932>>2078936
>>2078928
0.0 -wheels out a cake with candles for you and a cup of tea!-
▶ c67337 (35) No.2078933
>>2078926
where'd u get this webm of sibbi huh
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2078934>>2078936 >>2078938
Hour 37 without Marijuana
I'm feeling uncomfortably lucid
Things have stopped being funny
I have lost my will to live.
Joking aside, Hi thred.
▶ 103105 (4) No.2078935>>2078941
I learned how to play OutKast's, 'hey ya' on guitar.
See you jerks later, I'm going to be rich and famous.
▶ 8e560d (11) No.2078936>>2078942
>>2078934
Hi drunky!!
>>2078932
uwu
>>2078931
yee I'm the coolest
▶ 103105 (4) No.2078937
▶ bddadb (29) No.2078938>>2078942
>>2078934
Have you tried not being a queer?
▶ 113d37 (9) No.2078939>>2078940
I remember when us mere mortals were cool enough to talk to goggles
▶ c67337 (35) No.2078941>>2078943
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2078942>>2078946 >>2078951
>>2078936
Hey, slut. How's your night going? What're you up to?
>>2078938
Have you tried being a queer with me?
__
Bard are you still here?
▶ 103105 (4) No.2078943>>2078952
>>2078941
Since when does someone need dedicated shorts for ddr? in any case the first ones show off more leg so go with that.
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▶ 978c61 (56) No.2078945
▶ 8e560d (11) No.2078946>>2078947
>>2078942
Going good! about to head to bed soon, george is drawing me a big cute sheep girl for my birthday
how are you doin?
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2078947>>2078949
>>2078946
Bored out of my skull.
Sober.
Looking over essays.
If you leave it's just gonna be me, the ausposter, and the whackjob florida person.
▶ c3c267 (25) No.2078948>>2078950
▶ 8e560d (11) No.2078949>>2078950
>>2078947
poor bastard, this is what being a teacher gets you!
if it wasn't 1am I'd join you, but for now sleep!!
talk to me tomorrow~
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2078950>>2078953
>>2078948
Tell me them before they disappear
>>2078949
Ugh. At least Scoots is here. Night.
▶ bddadb (29) No.2078951>>2078955
>>2078942
You have a wife. Go pork her or something, you fucking fruit.
▶ c67337 (35) No.2078952
>>2078943
see thats what i was thinking but theyre alsot $5 more than the other pair aaaaaaaaaaaaa
i shouldnt spend 2 much
but also i wanna look good !!!
also not really dedicated to ddr its just that i only have one pair of athletic shorts and they only real time i use them is for ddr :p
▶ c3c267 (25) No.2078953>>2078955
>>2078950
Alien invasion
Stuck in mansion
With friends
Intense tension
Parania tension
▶ c3c267 (25) No.2078954>>2078957
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2078955>>2078956 >>2078963
>>2078951
Already taken care of. She's asleep.
Who shoved a stick up your ass?
>>2078953
I wish I dreamed about aliens.
Sorry it was so tense, but you're awake now. You're safe with me bbygirl
▶ c3c267 (25) No.2078956>>2078960
>>2078955
Lol
I wake and im more like
Why brain
But i guess categorising my paranoia/anxiety is necessary
Im awake
Im WOKE
sam hyde is the sandy hook shooter
▶ c67337 (35) No.2078957>>2078958
▶ c3c267 (25) No.2078958>>2078964
>>2078957
I lived another night!
Gmornin
▶ d019d9 (4) No.2078959>>2078961
Y'know, I think Drunky might be a poof.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2078960
>>2078956
You're uhh
Not quite awake yet, are you?
Take your anti-psychotics, Scoots.
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▶ bddadb (29) No.2078963>>2078966
>>2078955
I'm just giving you shit.
▶ c67337 (35) No.2078964>>2078975
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▶ 978c61 (56) No.2078966>>2078967
>>2078963
You're pretty quick to jump on that train.
I worry you genuinely don't like me
Which is totally justified. I'm kind of shit
▶ d019d9 (4) No.2078967>>2078969
>>2078966
Oi! OOIIIIIIII! You're lovely.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2078969>>2078970 >>2078971
>>2078967
Ego +1
Morning, Amy. Any plans today?
>>2078968
DON'T YOU FUCK ME, GYNAX
is Gynax even responsible for this one?
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2078970>>2078973
>>2078969
actually, it's less Gainax this time..
..and more of Toonami partnering with Production I.G. and the original series creator, AND The Pillows coming back to do the soundtrack, due to the rabid following and demand of American viewership!
▶ d019d9 (4) No.2078971>>2078973
>>2078969
Work for 10 hours. Then sleep, probably. You?
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2078972
I'm not going to form any opinions of the show until I've seen at least a few episodes and glean how much of it is really 'in the spirit' of the original and how much is sloppy 'sequel-cursed fanservice', we won't know if there's an actual plot or meaning from one intro episode.
At least Haruko comes back.. and you had better believe she has the same voice actress; Mayumi Shintani has been active as the voice of Nonon Jakuzure and Midori in Space Patrol Luluco.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2078973>>2078976 >>2078979
>>2078970
I already noticed The Pillows. That's pretty sweet.
I'm only five minutes in, but this already has like, none of the old charm.
>>2078971
That.. sounds crappy. Not gonna come back to us after work?
It's 23:30 here, so.. Watch this episode of FLCL, shitpost, maybe make a snack and finish reviewing these fucking essays.
▶ 3a68ac (4) No.2078974
time for bed nini
man i just wanted to watch gabriel dropout but that would use too much data ;w;
>>2078917
finished at the gym? oh god that's disgusting who faps at the gym??
>>2078922
mobile hotspot :\
still down...
hours of no service. thanks spectrum.
▶ c3c267 (25) No.2078975>>2078977
>wanting to smother or drown myself in medication
>wanting to curb the psychosis
Lol.
If u cant hander me at my wurse.
>>2078964
Its work day. 10am-5pm. Tomorrow off! Naise, you darlin’?
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2078976
>>2078973
same.
I'm just thinking, *not yet*
▶ c67337 (35) No.2078977>>2078983
>>2078975
ooo
short shift ?
odd.
i am shoppan
like a doofus dimbus
reeeeee
▶ d019d9 (4) No.2078979
>>2078973
I'll probably pop in actually. I'll be having my evening meal an hour after I get home.
▶ 85a1ff (1) No.2078981
oh cool my internet is back up like 2mins before i go to bed
N I C E
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2078982
Hey, Leafposter
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you see the obvious tension between the random dude in the Soba shop and Haruko?
The man kind of looked like Kamon Nandaba without the glasses
I'm reaching, but is it possible it was Naota?
▶ c3c267 (25) No.2078983>>2078986
>>2078977
reee gimme dem ideas!? Shoppin! Woo! I saw something about shorts :3
▶ c3c267 (25) No.2078984
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2078985
OH SHIT HE MET UP WITH HER AGAIN
IT'S GOTTA BE FUCKING NAOTA-KUN
▶ c67337 (35) No.2078986>>2078989
>>2078983
yeah am gettin new active shorts
mine are not short enough !!
i gotta show off my cute legs to any boys watching me play ddr >:3
▶ bddadb (29) No.2078987>>2078990
Is Naoto still beta as fuck in the second season?
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2078988
No confirmation as to whether or not it's actually him, but nah, this dude seems pretty alpha
▶ c3c267 (25) No.2078989>>2078991
>>2078986
Showin the goods!!! Aaaah my victorian sensibilities!!!
Cute :3 tight shorts owo
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2078990
>>2078987
he's not in it.
It centers around an eccentric group of four high school girls instead. Raharu is back on Earth, looking for something. Agents still exist.
▶ c67337 (35) No.2078991>>2078993
>>2078989
victorian sensibilities ?
not 2 tight ;w;
tbh i would get yoga shorts/short leggings but like
tucking hurts a lot to peel off and i dont own a gaff
man havin a p*nis stinks
▶ bddadb (29) No.2078992
Clearly it's Chad Naoto who doesn't need girls to summon Atomsk.
▶ c3c267 (25) No.2078993>>2078995
>>2078991
Well. To some. But in your case. Yes.
He, yoga butt! :3
What are the options on the table?
▶ c67337 (35) No.2078995>>2078997 >>2078999
▶ bddadb (29) No.2078996
Plot twist: The female MC is just Naoto after years of HRT after getting cucked so hard by space dyke.
▶ c3c267 (25) No.2078997>>2078998
>>2078995
Hello adi dassler number 1
2nd link :3
▶ c67337 (35) No.2078998>>2079005
>>2078997
adi dassler number 1 ?
sconsby bein confuse
i think 2nd probably.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079000>>2079010
Holy fuck
okay
Just based on Episode 1
Good:
>Head Bass
>Fight scenes true to the original
>Soundtrack
>True to the animation style with only minor alterations
Bad:
>Main cast is boring as hell so far
>Not enough Teen Angst tropes
>Lacking that distinct "weird" feeling
__
Also theres no way that dude isn't Naota. He knows Rahura's name. The agency only ever knew her as Haruhara Haruko
It fucking has to be.
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079001>>2079006
Hmm, so episode 1 struck me as being really watered-down, and reintroducing the idea of FLCL by explicit hinting during animation sequences like they were nudging the viewer with "hey, remember this?" and the first episode plot isn't nearly as heavy as it was in the 45 minutes of the original; it's been cut to 21 + end credits and seems to be more of an introduction/reintroduction than anything else.
▶ c67337 (35) No.2079002>>2079020
>>2078999
womens clothes are better than mens pls these are athletic shorts LOL
the only real difference is that theyre shorter than most mens but even mens shorts can be short short
▶ c67337 (35) No.2079004>>2079009
▶ c3c267 (25) No.2079005>>2079008
>>2078998
The second option
Adi dassler = adidas
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079006>>2079012
>>2079001
Oh, so just did some research
That was Episode 1 of Season 3
Aired as an April fools joke.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079007
So We have
Season 1 - FLCL
Season 2 - Unknown title
Season 3 - Alternative
▶ c67337 (35) No.2079008>>2079015
▶ 258833 (6) No.2079009>>2079011
>>2079004
I was not expecting a reply.. what do I do
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079010>>2079017
>>2079000
Nah, man.
Eyebrows knew her true name, Raharu. (Rahal)
He did however pass this down to Naota by telling him. It's odd that she goes by Haruhara Haruko again, but it beats coming up with a different pseudonym.
I thought the fight scenes lacked the -punch- that the original production had, it hinted at previous scenes but didn't match the technicolor craziness.
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079012>>2079017
>>2079006
Wouldn't the april fool's joke be to tell people it was the first episode of season 3 and not season 2?
▶ 258833 (6) No.2079013>>2079016
>>2079011
That sounds lewd but ok....
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079014
also Tomomi 'Pets' Hetada new best girl
▶ c3c267 (25) No.2079015>>2079016
▶ c67337 (35) No.2079016>>2079018 >>2079019
>>2079013
hey
no tongue smoochin
just lip kissies :p
>>2079015
hmmm
i'll consider it
ill make a decision later :p
shopping and listening to music is fun
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079017>>2079022
>>2079010
Oh, Right, Amarao knew her as Raharu and told Naota... Okay.
Even so.
And it doesn't surprise me. She goes by Haruhara as a cover... What bothered me was that this time she was just So quick to give away that she was part of the Space Police.
And yeah, the fight scenes didn't have the same stylized direction, and it's noticeable, but they were obviously trying to throw hints to the old viewers like, "Huh? Remember this? Giant squishy, flexible looking robots getting their shit smashed in with Bass Guitars? Pretty cool, right?"
But the characters outside of Haruko just aren't appealing. There's no angst, no internal struggle. There was a brief moment where the MC cried, but for no discernible reason. I don't know.. this just felt.. Campy? Like they phoned it in.
>>2079012
No. Season 2 doesn't air until June... 6th, I think? And then 3 is slated for September.
▶ c3c267 (25) No.2079018>>2079021
>>2079016
Sounds like fun! Its a lily thing
▶ 258833 (6) No.2079019>>2079021
>>2079016
I'm sorry master
▶ bddadb (29) No.2079020>>2079021
>>2079002
I sincerely hope whatever therapist denies you whatever delusion you have that you are a "woman" and refuses to prescribe you hormones.
▶ c67337 (35) No.2079021>>2079024 >>2079028
>>2079018
ITS A LILY THING LOL
its a fun thing
everyone loves it >:3
>>2079019
is ok bub :3
watcha up to ?
>>2079020
well duh you do
youre gilgy
i'd expect nothing less !! >:3
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079022>>2079023 >>2079025
>>2079017
Dude, she told Naota in the first episode that she was in the Brotherhood.
She just knew he wouldn't believe anything she said about being an alien and it played off well, this time she just comes across as crazy and the characters seem to lack any interest.
Cut to scene launching bottle rocket like nobody had just been fucking traumatized, right?
▶ 258833 (6) No.2079024>>2079029
>>2079021
very sleepy but cant/wont sleep.. how about you master?
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079025>>2079033
>>2079022
Okay, no, you're right. And yeah, she told him, but she said it as if it were a joke. She claimed, in episode one, "You want the truth? I'm an Alien." To which Naota responded, "Yeah, right." A perfectly reasonable response.
This time, A toy becomes a Medical Mechanica robot via a giant fucking google maps pin, Haruko jumps in to save the day [WHERE THE FUCK IS CANTI?!] and then explains to these four girls that she's part of the space police and they all just kind of stand there with their thumbs up their asses. You're right, it's insanely odd that not one of the four of the girls were like, "did that just fucking happen?" or "Are we high on mushrooms or something?" Nah. They just go to the fucking beach. No big deal. At least Naota was reasonably like "Who are you, what are you doing here and what the fuck is going on?" This seems... ugh. Maybe Season 2 will make this feel less unnatural
▶ bddadb (29) No.2079026
Full Swing was the best episode.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079027
Climax dude.
Can't beat FLCLimax.
Full Swing a close second tho
▶ c3c267 (25) No.2079028
>>2079021
Everyone wubs wiwy
▶ c67337 (35) No.2079029
>>2079024
am smokin
listenin to music
doin some online shoppan
had some more conkies n soy milk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tasty stuffs
▶ bddadb (29) No.2079030>>2079031
We can all agree that Fire Starter was the worst, right?
Followed closely by Marquis.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079031>>2079042
>>2079030
Marquis was worse than firestarter.
Sorry dood.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079032
FLClimax > Full Swing > FLCL > Brittle Bullet > Firestarter > Marquis De Cabaras
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079033>>2079036
>>2079025
Yeah, that's my take-away from this re-introduction. You can't write characters this badly if you tried- though, maybe the intention is that this group of girls really -are- mentally challenged in various ways, are really complete vapid airheads that nothing phases them at all and they're about to grow up to be useless people- maybe THAT'S the message?
Like, they idly lay around talking about that crap, Hijiri is like 'I wanna be the 2nd wife of an apparel CEO' and shit, Massan is carelessly overweight to the point that other chars casually joke about her getting diabetes from drinking soda, Kana is a spacy airhead and the whole class mocks her, and 'Pets' just looks at her phone all day.
Maybe Haruko is going to shape them up into real people, one cryptic line at a time, so that they actually wake up and stop being zombies who, after nearly dying and experiencing an unfathomable horror, mourn the loss of their fucking bottle rocket and all the meaningless work they put into it?
Maybe the reboot is tailored for 2018 kids?
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079034>>2079035
And it looks like Season 2 will be titled FLCL: Progressive.
With Season 3's title being FLCL: Alternative I have a feeling that 2 is going to be a direct sequel to 1 and 3 takes place in an alternate universe entirely.
but who the fuck knows
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME IT'S MIDNIGHT GOD DAMN IT LEAFPOSTER
▶ c3c267 (25) No.2079035
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079036>>2079038
>>2079033
Well it's pretty obvious based on the first scene with the earbuds and the busted iphone that they're trying to relate to high-school aged people in 2018. We're only their target demographic as "Return watchers." And everyone knows remakes aren't made for the fans, they're made to build new fanbases.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079037>>2079039
Okay, I'm annoying Scoots.
I'll be quiet now.
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079038>>2079040
>>2079036
That being said, where was the music?
Pillows didn't deliver much more than what sounded like the guitarist dicking around in a jam session like it was filler background music.
Nothing iconic and mood-setting like the original.
▶ c3c267 (25) No.2079039
>>2079037
No i was more thinking stop the conversation if its too late
Baka
Actually
Get fugged
Loser
HAH
GODDEM
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079040
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079041
FLCL + The Pillows was the shit that made you get goosebumps watching.
▶ bddadb (29) No.2079042>>2079044
>>2079031
>followed closely by
I'm saying they are both the bottom two, just close in how bad they were.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079043>>2079047
1) I wonder if Adult swim will Reair the 6 original episodes before feeding a new generation this revival
2) There's a distinct lack of mood-setting in this episode that was so indicative of the original
3) Maybe we're just too jaded and we watch the original with rose colored glasses because it was part of our youth
4) Gainax should have been in charge of this
__
Okay I'll stop now sorry for being obsessive. This show was, like, my adolescence defined.
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079044
>>2079042
Firestarter had some Mamimi building, depends who your favourite characters were.. Full Swing obvs the Haruko-centered episode but for a Mamimi fan you do get to see her insanity by cheering on a potential armageddon.. "Welcome!"
I wouldn't even really try to rate the episodes, though I understand why people would hate Eri Ninamori and the Marquis of Carabas episode. I thought it was rather funny and fleshed out some of the side characters. All of the episodes are good, and Firestarter has its place, they all have their places.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079045>>2079049
>ALSO THEY DIDN'T USE LITTLE BUSTERS FOR THE FIGHT SCENE AND IM PRETTY IRKED AT THAT
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079046
Listened to it again
legit teared up
I miss being 10
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079047
>>2079043
Yeah, it was a game changer when it came to anime.
Shit like that got me into alternative anime, I bought Dead Leaves on a whim and discovered Imaishi Hiroyuki, of course this means I'm a Studio Trigger fan now.
You should check out Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi if you want to see the last of Gainax's FLCL-style animation phase, it was an obscure comedy show that followed the success of FLCL and had a lot of crazy Imaishi animation and concepts/art that ended up feeding the ideas for Gurren Lagann later on...
▶ bddadb (29) No.2079048
>JUST WAITING FOR THE LITTLE BUSTERS, OH YEAH!
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079049
>>2079045
maybe kids don't need za masters
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079050
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Abenobashi will fill the hole that FLCL Alternative has left you.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079051
Okay.
Over it.
Hi Thread, I'm normal again
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079053>>2079055
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079054
I actually recommend Abenobashi highly.
While most people won't get through more than about 6 episodes because it's very 'comedy', the plot does come together and make sense, and feels. It's rather interesting and I liked it.
▶ c3c267 (25) No.2079055
>>2079053
#BardLivesMatter
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079056>>2079059
Speaking of Bard, that goon told me he'd be back tonight and I have a playlist for him.
▶ c3c267 (25) No.2079058>>2079064 >>2079070
>>2079057
Dont speak france
Its makes me angery
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079059
>>2079056
>making playlists for your e-buddies
▶ c3c267 (25) No.2079060
Inshoild make a playlist for people tonight
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079061>>2079062
Now I understand why your av is Wallace Wells.
gg
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079062>>2079063
>>2079061
My primary avatar is
>
Believe it or not
▶ bddadb (29) No.2079064>>2079067
>>2079058
You always were French at heart, wanting to surrender to the Muslim hordes overtaking Britain.
▶ bddadb (29) No.2079065>>2079068
Gnomes was in Arizona, as well.
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079066
People whose real names I know;
Gnomes
Bard
Soto
▶ c3c267 (25) No.2079067
>>2079064
Sallah allyqum
Soon, inshallah
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079068>>2079073
>>2079063
I know. I technically had it first, but I disappeared for two years and in that time Gnomes showed up, so he and I went back and forth for a while until he told me he was cool with being Samajimi Mamimi.
And then we were friends. And I liked his hair.
>>2079065
Was he!? I never knew! That dude and I could have been like, besties.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079069>>2079071
Oh, wait, yes I did. He was in Flagstaff, right?
▶ c67337 (35) No.2079070>>2079075
▶ bddadb (29) No.2079071
>>2079069
That sounds about right.
I have no idea the specifics other than it being somewhere rural-ish.
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079073
>>2079068
Yeah, we related because we both liked Mamimi best. .. and all those early days of roughhousing whilst still on /b/reads, I took him under my wing and taught him how to scrap.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079074
I someday hope to give in to the liquor like Jim Lahey
>>2079072
Later, slut. I'll flirt with you when you come home.
▶ c3c267 (25) No.2079075>>2079077
>>2079070
>>2079072
バイバイ
REEEEEEEEEEE :3
-Mwah-
▶ bddadb (29) No.2079076>>2079078
>>2079072
I hope a truck plows through the crowd you're in on the way to work.
▶ c67337 (35) No.2079077
>>2079072
>>2079075
habe nice day at work
mwah mwah
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079078>>2079082
>>2079076
Be more creative, like; "I hope a lorry full of knives overturns in the roundabout on its way to a delivery and all of the limeys and brownies rush it and loot it and then go on a spree and you're cornered on a sidewalk and rushed from all sides by knife-brandishing hooligans."
▶ bddadb (29) No.2079079
I just realized my ID has "dad" in it. Perfect.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079080>>2079086
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079081>>2079086
Or are you just one of those DDLG weirdos?
▶ bddadb (29) No.2079082>>2079085
>>2079078
That's trying way too hard.
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079083
nah, it's what his dog calls him.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079084
Also your ID is Bad Dad... Lol
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079085
>>2079082
Trying hard is better than not trying hard enough.
▶ bddadb (29) No.2079086>>2079087 >>2079088
>>2079080
>>2079081
No but everyone has always said I sound like a disappointed dad most of the time so I've just sort of ran with it. My SO calls me dad in that sardonic way only when I'm forcing them to do the right/responsible thing.
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079087
>>2079086
Ah yes, the "Thanks, dad.. I know how to do it"
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079088>>2079090
>>2079086
Lol my wife calls me Mom when I do the same thing. At least yours gets the gender correct.
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079089
Blood-chan still calls me mom.
I don't actively encourage it, but shitposters gonna shitpost.
▶ bddadb (29) No.2079090>>2079091
>>2079088
Not gonna lie, the way you had the identity crisis shit made me think you were the irresponsible one that she was babysitting in the relationship not the other way around.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079091>>2079093
>>2079090
She makes questionable decisions.
I just have momentary spouts of existential dread.
We're both probably equally mentally unstable
which identity crisis?
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079092>>2079093
You mean the questioning whether or not I'm comfortable with forty years of Suburban life?
▶ bddadb (29) No.2079093>>2079095
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079094>>2079095
Having a partner/friend who understands you is great.
I have heard that the best recipe for an ongoing relationship is to connect but still be interesting, independant people who can have different opinions and tastes, making conversation something interesting rather than finding someone who is basically exactly like yourself, in which you will pick out every flaw..
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079095>>2079096
>>2079093
Yeah, I deal with that kind of shit a lot. I think it's just part of "Growing up," in a mental capacity.
I was dealing with a weird juxtaposition where there was
Old me:
>Hard drugs
>Literally never a sober moment
>More alcohol than a human should consume in a life time in a ten year span
>Living on peoples couches
>Tattoos & Piercings ERRYWHERE
>Fuck this, Fuck that, Fuck Fuck Fuck
>Life is a game
>What's a "job?"
and
Current me:
>Mushrooms like once a year
>Weekend drinking, maybe light weekday drinking
>Dedicated career
>College degree
>No tattoos in years
>No new piercings in years
>Paying a mortgage in the suburbs
In all fairness, I think anybody in my position would be dealing with thoughts of not belonging.
It still bugs me, but at this point I'm convinced it'll pass. I've only been a productive member of society for a cumulative five of my twenty-six years on this planet. Once I reach that half way point where I've spent more of my life as an Average Joe than I have as PunkRock4LyfeGonnaDieInAnAlleyway, those feelings should subside entirely.
>>2079094
You heard right.
Why would anyone want to be with someone exactly like them in any capacity. That's a recipe for boredom, and therein, separation.
Having common ground is great, but if you share all of your thoughts and sentiments, then conflict becomes entirely superficial, not productive or engaging.
▶ bddadb (29) No.2079096>>2079097 >>2079098
>>2079095
It's not like I don't empathize. I'm the least sane person in every group I'm a part of and yet the one keeping people sane in ways I'm none too sure how it works. That weird urge to just give in to whatever ultimately self-destructive bullshit instead of what the smallest iota of sanity is telling you is the right choice.
I get it, man. I just figured you were the opposite in that relationship.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079097>>2079100 >>2079102
>>2079096
Full disclosure, my wife is diagnosed mentally unstable. Paranoid Schizophrenia and Manic Depression, so as uncertain as I am in my day-to-day mentality, overall I'm relatively well put together. On the surface, you'd be right. She takes care of me, mentally, during the regular events, but overall I'm the one keeping her from making bad or illogical decisions and, as you put it, "babysitting," her.
The thoughts and feelings I portray here are infinitely more vulnerable than I allow myself to be IRL. Even during those spouts of existentialism, you wouldn't be able to tell I was anything other than stable if you and I were having a passing conversation.
I enjoy spilling my character flaws here. You guys validate me and offer me perspective I can't get elsewhere BECAUSE I don't let that shit out in person.
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079098
>>2079096
I have been there too.
I have been the voice of reason, the balance in a group, but then also the one who's the most spontaneous and do weird shit out of nowhere.
I no longer have a friendship group though, so at least there's no anxiety to deal with; having to act as a conscience for other people lacking any responsibility, but also trying to get attention and rally everyone together to do things by being the most outgoing..
I guess just as I described, the balance.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079099>>2079101
Liquor and Whores!
Oooooh Liquor and Whores!
Cigarettes and Dope and Mustard and Balogna
Liquor and Whores!
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079100>>2079103 >>2079104
>>2079097
Yes, one thing to enjoy about internet anonymity for sure.
I have social anxiety so real people are difficult for me and I'm a hermit, but internet people are fine, because they're engaging and intelligent (for the most part) and enjoyable in conversation.
However, I am still an alcoholic so when I re-read some of my posts I'm embarrassed to see my sentence structures fall apart. I'm too compulsive to worry about error-checking myself as that would be a waste of my time.
But, I'm like that IRL too with my anxiety, I feel like I've said the wrong things and embarrassed myself and look foolish, without having any delete or edit buttons... what is said is said, and since I speak out loud very rarely, often what comes out is jarring or crudely assembled if I haven't rehearsed what I'm going to say in my head already...
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079101>>2079104
>>2079099
Prosciutto on ciabatta with a touch of horseradish mustard on one side and pesto on the other
▶ bddadb (29) No.2079102>>2079104
>>2079097
Fair enough. I wasn't expecting this to be anymore than some back and forth of mild insults mixed in with whatever truth.
Weirdly, I think that's true for a lot of people here. Where it's not really positive affirmation and meaningless sympathy that they're after but that type of slightly caustic critique to blunt whatever they're feeling. Anyways, I'm passing out. Later.
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079103
>>2079100
*impulsive, not compulsive in that sentence.
though in other things I am compulsive.
such as error-checking.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079104>>2079106
>>2079101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8a9eqkSqM8
>>2079100
See, I have no Social Anxiety. I'm the most outgoing and friendly person you'll meet unless you rub me the wrong way. I love making conversation and talking to strangers. It's just a character trait I picked up when I was drifting. You either be friendly and sociable or you starve quiet and alone. It kind of just stuck.
Talking about me, however, in real life. Nope. Doesn't happen. Music, weather, political climate, do aliens exist, is there a god, why are we conscious. That stuff, perfectly cool.
"So you seemed off yesterday, Everything okay?"
"YEP!" accompanied by a terrified open eyed gaze.
Here, though. "Hey dude, you alright?" is followed by a textwall of feelings and emotions. I have no problem being outwardly sociable. I have a problem being personally vulnerable.
>>2079102
My apologies. I'll make sure to not talk about feelings around you.
Something something does your mom know you're a homo?
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079105
THE HULK WAS A BIG GREEN PUSSY
I'M MUSHROOM MAN
COME OOOONNNN!!!!
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079106>>2079107
>>2079104
I have the opposite persona, I'm an everyman in real life and I react like I'm medicated.
I was doing some work in a stairwell today and a tenant walked down and said "Hi", so I said "Hey." with my back turned. She asked, "I hope I didn't scare you" so I turned around to look at her and said "eh." and went back to what I was doing.
I hate small talk. People always have small talk, so I keep my responses to a simple script.
"How's it going?"
"About the same."
"What's up?"
"Gas prices."
I think my problem's inverse to yours; I am not outwardly sociable, but neither do I think I am vulnerable like there are any secrets I need to hide from anyone; I don't have a pretense or shell, or a fake smile to present to people- they get what they get at face value, so when a conversation does happen it's usually at a level I'm comfortable at. I'm just not an instigator, I don't have a motive to talk to people and I assume most people have grown to accept that other people do have motives for intitiating conversation, so it's easy if other people break the ice because they'll find the real me very quickly.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079107>>2079108
>>2079106
I want so badly to make my way up to Mooseland, drag you out of your house to the nearest alcohol-serving establishment, and be my regularly outwardly bubbly self until your melancholic brief responses become too tedious to handle and you just fucking let go.
I can be incredibly persistent.
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079108>>2079109
>>2079107
You get enough liquour in me though,
and I literally will say and do embarrassing things that hangover+anxiety me will want to hang myself over.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079109>>2079110
>>2079108
Holy shit, which part of Canuckistan are you in?
Wife wants to see it someday soon
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079110>>2079111
>>2079109
the nicest part, Vancouver Island.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079111>>2079114
>>2079110
Hey, Hey! You're literally in the most convenient part of Leaftoria for me to get to. What are the odds? I might be in Seattle this winter. Would just be a hop skip and a jump to get smashed with Chiri
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079112
seriously though, don't google images of 'vancouver island' or you'll be like
ʰᵒˡʸ ˢʰᶦᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵃ ʳᵉᵃˡ ᵖˡᵃᶜᵉ
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079113>>2079115
I've been around. Trust me, its pretty, but I've seen prettier
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079114
>>2079111
That'd be cool, we have some fuckin' good noodle bowl restaurants.
Sushi places in my city are mediocre but damn they can fry some tonkatsu and takoyaki tho.
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079115>>2079116
>>2079113
As a Canadian without an international passport this is the best I can get.
It beats living in fucking Ontario.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079116>>2079117
>>2079115
Or, God forbid, the blasted lands (Nunavut)
Or Toronto. What a mediocre city.
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079117
>>2079116
I'm in the enjoyable little city of Nanaimo, just far enough away from Victoria and Vancouver to be pleasant and relaxing;
it invokes some of the perks I had living in Thunder Bay, Ontario.. in that if you traverse any direction for about 5km away from the city you are immediately in untouched forest...
I can't live without that.
▶ c67337 (35) No.2079118>>2079122
did u know the inguinal canal exists
i didnt know until about 30 minutes ago
ITS SPOOKY
▶ c67337 (35) No.2079119
thinking about it makes my chest feel tight and owie
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079120
I moved out west because I was sick of the cold winters, shitty jobs, poor wages, corrupt city officials.. I grew up there but the town decayed into shit and is only notable for being a bottleneck on the Trans-Canada where no other highways bypass the inevitable choke point of Thunder Bay, Ontario.
I am at ease by large bodies of water, so the ocean will do just fine. There is barely even a winter here at all, I have already adapted and this is an easy life.
▶ 113d37 (9) No.2079121>>2079123
Nanaimo is shit.
Fukken little pock in the woods ass place.
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079122>>2079124
>>2079118
is that how inguinal hernias develop?
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079123>>2079168
>>2079121
So what city in Australia is any better than a pock in the woods?
Do you even have woods, mate?
▶ c67337 (35) No.2079124>>2079125
>>2079122
i dont know ?
i know tucking involves putting your testes back in that canal
its not unhealthy :p
i mean thats where they were before they dropped
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079125>>2079126
>>2079124
Well then, I've learned something today.
Thanks for sharing your experiences.
▶ c67337 (35) No.2079126>>2079131
>>2079125
im still getting used to it
i havent even found it on the left side !!!
ITS SO WEIRD CUCUMBER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but yeah ofc glad to help u learn :3
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079127>>2079132
Sydney is pretty nice.
I could be homeless in Sydney thanks to Darling Harbor alone.
And Australia has some pretty fucking incredible mountainous jungles.
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079128>>2079131
Anyway it's been a long night. I just finished dealing with essays, so I think I should get some sleep.
One more night of three hours, and I can sleep the fuck in Saturday.
Night, thread. Be well.
Nice talking to you Chiri
Later Gilg
night Squids
▶ 978c61 (56) No.2079129
Oh, and.. I guess good morning whackjob urine-obsessor
▶ c67337 (35) No.2079130
good morning ??
buddy i been up since yesterday :p
nini
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079131>>2079133
>>2079126
well, I mean, I've always known that my balls can be pushed up into those pouches.. is that what the inguinal canal is? I am picturing like, gay dudes who can push them even further up than just the pouch thing so they go internal..
I mean didn't every guy with testicles kinda figure that out though?
>>2079128
k
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079132
>>2079127
Yeah, my brother lived in Darwin for a while with a guitar, living in a school bus and picking melons.
Wouldn't say I'd like to do that myself.
▶ c67337 (35) No.2079133>>2079134
>>2079131
no thats the canal
I DIDNT KNOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS ???
thinking about it doesnt feel good
i dont like touching that area
i feel like its way too sensitive and i'm gonna accidentally seppuku by pushing it the wrong way/too hard/etc
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079134>>2079136 >>2079137
>>2079133
were you raised religious or something?
every dude plays with their balls.
▶ c67337 (35) No.2079136>>2079141
>>2079134
I JUST DONT LIKE TOUCHING THEM !!!!
THEY FEEL LIKE THEYRE GONNA BURST AT ANY MOMENT AND I DONT WANNA BURST THEM AND THEN I DIE FROM BURSTING MY OWN TESTICLE
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079137>>2079138
>>2079134
I dont think many have played with their balls in order to do that lol...
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079138>>2079142
>>2079137
well, you know, you squeeze them and they go back up into the pocket.
What?
You just found out about this and it has a scientific term?
▶ c67337 (35) No.2079139
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
▶ 1047de (14) No.2079140
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079141>>2079144
>>2079136
They're not that fragile, it's really the pain factor that makes you think they are; they will still function, but it's an evolutionary trait that the pain makes you want to protect them- for obvious reproductive benefits.
As a teenager though, I was fascinated by martial arts, especially Chinese kung fu, shaolin and wing chun, so I would punch myself in the balls a lot to develop an understanding and tolerance of the level of pain.
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079142>>2079143 >>2079144
>>2079138
2scared2attempt
Balls2soft
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079143>>2079146
>>2079142
hahaha,
I dub you 'softball'
▶ c67337 (35) No.2079144>>2079145 >>2079146
>>2079141
i wish i was as tuff as you ;w;
>>2079142
learn with me bc i need 2 learn this
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079145>>2079148
>>2079144
I'm not that tough,
I have mental disadvantages concerning regular social interaction.
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079146>>2079148
>>2079143
I might accidentally commit testicular suicide!
>>2079144
Nigga I like my balls in their ballsack.
▶ c67337 (35) No.2079148>>2079149 >>2079154
>>2079145
okay so yeah
i got that handled
i just get queasy when thinkin about handling my stuff
>>2079146
JUST TRY IT
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079149>>2079151
>>2079148
step 1:
slap your balls, full force. just do it.
full force, don't hold back. slap hard. don't miss.
Spend about 10-15 minutes understanding the pain. Think about how your nerves are set up in this way; the course of evolution is trying to protect your main reproductive system.
You want to override this.
When the pain is over, and you have carefully thought about how the nerves send these pain signals to your brain, and WHY,
slap yourself again, just as hard, or harder.
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079150>>2079154
Damn, I can't even punch myself in the balls anymore to feel pain.
It's just a lingering, familiar sensation that slowly fades away. It's entirely tolerable.
What have I done to myself?
▶ c67337 (35) No.2079151
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079153
I think the only way I'll get dates now is if I go online and look up some kink shit, femme-dom ball busters who are also into switch/being dominated.
Thanks, internet
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079154>>2079155 >>2079156 >>2079158
▶ c67337 (35) No.2079155>>2079161
>>2079154
I AM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM !!!!!!
I WANT THEM TO BE SUCKED INTO MY BODY AND NEVER RETURN TO THE OUTSIDE REALM
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079157>>2079161
Now I'm imagining my future sex life;
I'm telling her, "start slow, be careful back there.. if it starts turning purple it could be a ruptured vessel, if I start hemmorhaging we might have to cut this short and go to the hospital so let's keep it safe ok?"
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079158>>2079161
>>2079154
Switch, I'm actually quite a narcissist and would prefer to play with some toys, should I acquire any.
▶ c67337 (35) No.2079160
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079161>>2079162 >>2079165 >>2079166
>>2079155
BUT THEYRE YOUR BALLS DUN DOIT
>>2079156
Hows goin?
>>2079157
rofl
>>2079158
Less trouble than its worth!
▶ c67337 (35) No.2079162>>2079164
>>2079161
i dont want my balls..........................................
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079164>>2079169 >>2079171
>>2079162
THEN CHOP CHOP
>>2079163
howdy
▶ 35d21e (3) No.2079165>>2079172
>>2079161
I got a bunch of drinks for friday night
gonna be fun
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079166>>2079172
>>2079161
Well, I don't want to hurt anyone either.
I think my ideal sex partner would be a 115-pound strawweight mma fighter.
I'd let her have at me, but also teach her technique and mental conditioning.
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079167>>2079172
I think it would be hot to fight my spouse for who gets to be the dom that night.
▶ 113d37 (9) No.2079168>>2079170
>>2079123
Yeah plenty it's what keeps FUCKING BURNING
▶ 4280c5 (19) No.2079169>>2079172
>>2079164
How is your mood today?
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079170>>2079183
>>2079168
then I don't want to live in a pock in the woods there.
▶ c67337 (35) No.2079171>>2079172
>>2079164
but that cost money and also gives me something that isnt a real vagina
I'LL DEAL WITH POKING MY TESTES INTO THEIR LIL HAMMOCKS
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079172>>2079173 >>2079174 >>2079175
>>2079165
Get wasted!
>>2079166
Neither do I. I am always perceptibly a good person after relationships.
>>2079167
So yer secretly a sub? hehe
>>2079169
Good, relaxed just listening to music. You?
>>2079171
BUT WHAT IF THEY DONT COME BACK?
▶ 4280c5 (19) No.2079173>>2079177
>>2079172
Same, but also drunk a bit
▶ 3367b9 (17) No.2079174>>2079177
>>2079172
THAT WOULD RULE !!!!
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079175>>2079177
>>2079172
I said switch.
Sometimes I want to endure a lot of punishment to see how much I can take before breaking;
Other times I want to hear the whimpers and screams from the other side of the fence, and turn someone into a musical instrument.
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079177>>2079180 >>2079181 >>2079184
>>2079173
What are you drinking?
>>2079174
BUT THEYRE YOUR BALLS MAN
>>2079175
Ok only if your wife was an mma fighter, then sub.
I know the feels.
▶ 4280c5 (19) No.2079178
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079179>>2079184
>>2079176
Dude I dont speak german what does it say?
▶ 3367b9 (17) No.2079180>>2079185
>>2079177
i dont want or need them
who cares where they go
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079181>>2079185
>>2079177
Well yeah, if she were professional I'd let her use me as a punching bag to improve her technique on a living target.
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079182>>2079185
What better way than to have a dummy that will fight back and resist?
▶ 113d37 (9) No.2079183>>2079187
>>2079170
Nor in canada
I've been to fukken nanaimo, got family that live there, and it's top NOTHING
▶ 4280c5 (19) No.2079184>>2079185
>>2079177
I drinked beer with pizza in college
>>2079179
> german
"Even Petrovich is piloting a franxx, and what did you achieve?"
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079185>>2079186 >>2079188 >>2079189
>>2079180
Our great lord and saviour, Trump. Probably.
>>2079182
>>2079181
Excuse me but women dont spar with men.
Men are too strong l0l
>>2079184
Whenever you do polish memes again put an english thinger, I dont speak french.
▶ 4280c5 (19) No.2079186>>2079194
>>2079185
> Whenever you do polish memes again put an english thinger, I dont speak french.
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079187
>>2079183
Exactly.
It's a place old people move to so they can die with a view without the hassle of being in metro Vancouver.
Practically everyone owns a car and drives themselves around, people have money, but I walk everywhere and go hiking a lot.
It's a fantastically beautiful place if you take a step into the forests instead of sitting in motels.
Every motel is the same. Every road is the same. You have to get out of the city to embrace it; you have to live here for a few years to appreciate it.
▶ 3367b9 (17) No.2079188>>2079191
>>2079185
well like u said
theyre mine
so in that case
i get to decide where they go
AND I DECIDED THAT THEY GO INTO THE CANAL FROM WHICH THEY CAME FROM
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079189>>2079191
>>2079185
Who assumed I'd fight back?
No, I would. I'd block, I'd escape, I'd throw counters, I'd prep her for real fights.
▶ 4280c5 (19) No.2079190>>2079192
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079191>>2079193 >>2079198
>>2079188
THEN DOIT
BUT I AINT
>>2079189
moit ura masochist accept it
You chose a good weight range....dat body.
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079194>>2079199
>>2079186
I SPEAK AUSTRALIAN MATE
▶ 1047de (14) No.2079195>>2079197
what's the deal with bloody aussie cunts oi oi oi
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079196>>2079206
>>2079193
A switch with masochistic tendencies! Like bashin ur balls!
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079197>>2079200
>>2079195
oi always comes first, oi is the greeting, the call for attention
▶ 3367b9 (17) No.2079198>>2079205
>>2079191
just try it once
apparently it happens automatically sometimes with intense cold temps or uh
intense love making
▶ 4280c5 (19) No.2079199
>>2079192
Original is better, more energy
>>2079194
SNAKEGAROO SAYS "hhhhhhraaaa" "HHHHHHRAAAAAAAAA"
▶ 1047de (14) No.2079200>>2079204 >>2079205
>>2079197
sorry you'll come to find I only speak THE QUEEN'S ENGLISH >:(
▶ 1047de (14) No.2079201>>2079205
you utter mong those bloody foreigners when will they learn I swear down on me mum
▶ 4280c5 (19) No.2079202
СОЛОВЇНА КРАЩЕ ЗА АНГЛІЙСЬКУ
▶ 3367b9 (17) No.2079204>>2079207
>>2079200
have u heard of the inguinal canal
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079205>>2079208 >>2079210
>>2079198
I am well aware it happens!
I just cannot consciously will myself to do it, because in my case, I dont have much use for doing that!
>>2079200
>>2079201
Fuckin pommy git, go suck on the queens tit ya cunt
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079206>>2079214
>>2079196
Circumstances. I might want to meet a girl with the capability to beat me down, but I could enjoy the challenge of sparring as well.
If I got to know her idiosyncracies I might better predict and take advantage of her, and win; but it would only result in experience and thinking up ways to counter..
I think that would be an exciting relationship.
▶ 1047de (14) No.2079207>>2079212
▶ 3367b9 (17) No.2079208>>2079214
>>2079205
yeah but what if one day you have to hide them or die but you really live you should know how to put em in there !!
▶ 4280c5 (19) No.2079209
We need to get Kievan Rus back
▶ 1047de (14) No.2079210
>>2079205
listen here you poofter
think you're all that do you cunt
you're not so why don't you piss in someone else's cornflakes you nonce
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079211>>2079214
As long as neither party ever really 'gave up' then it wouldn't be masochistic at all.
Throwing in the towel during the match, in that sort of arrangement, would be pulling the maso card. Giving all you've got right to the end would be a better fight.
▶ 3367b9 (17) No.2079212>>2079216 >>2079217
>>2079207
its where your testes were before they dropped
its in the pubic mound and i learned today that its part of how to tuck
ive been trying to figure out tucking for a while but like only today did i learn you push them into a thingy
im still 100% not used to it and I've only found the spot on one sid but wow it feels odd searching for it
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079213
I'm rooting for Rose Namajunas tomorrow.
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079214>>2079218 >>2079219
>>2079206
Aide it with prescription drugs, so you can endure more.
>>2079208
Im sure if imma die it would be easy as fug, just uncomfortable.
>>2079211
ye I reckon it being a job her skill would simply heighten that much faster, meaning nigga gonn lose a lot and you'd be silly not to know that!
▶ 4280c5 (19) No.2079215
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079216>>2079219
>>2079212
Shit dawg, I played with my balls enough as a kid, I know how to tuck then.
You didn't play with your balls?
You didn't put them back in the pouch?
▶ 1047de (14) No.2079217>>2079219
>>2079212
why would you need to know this
why do you need to search for it
all your balls do is store your pee you don't need to do anything with them
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079218>>2079220
>>2079214
Why would I ever want to numb pain?
▶ 3367b9 (17) No.2079219>>2079220 >>2079221
>>2079214
i promise you you couldnt do it in 30-60 seconds
>>2079216
no u stinker we've already had this conversation
>>2079217
are u dense u doofus
what do u mean why would i need to do this
i would need to do this to tuck so i dont bulge in tight fitting clothes and look like a disgusting grose boy
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079220>>2079222
>>2079218
Less recovery times from certain injuries.
You may not be totally fixed, but less pain helps hit harder despite that.
>>2079219
I could if I was gonna die! Just jam the fuckers up there!
▶ 1047de (14) No.2079221>>2079223 >>2079224
>>2079219
I guess I am because all that's coming to mind is "just tuck them out of the way"
▶ 3367b9 (17) No.2079222>>2079228
>>2079220
*points gun at your head*
DO IT !!!!!!
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079223
>>2079221
see in this instance he means to tuck his testicles above his pubic bone
▶ 3367b9 (17) No.2079224
>>2079221
OUT OF THE WAY ????
WHERE ???
if they're not going inside of the canal theyre still taking up the same amount of space in a limited region so theres almost no difference/point
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079225
so it looks more streamlined as there is less 'down there'
▶ 1047de (14) No.2079226
do you not wear pants or something
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079227
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079228>>2079230
>>2079222
Good luck shooting me, I'm Australian.
▶ 3367b9 (17) No.2079229>>2079232
woafie i literally only wear pants
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DOWITH ANYTHING LOL
i wear very tight jeans more often than anything else
usually i can avoid bulge but not always
short shorts and leggings i wanna wear but
B U L G E
so like i need to learn to tuck
▶ 3367b9 (17) No.2079230>>2079239
>>2079228
i am america
i have mega gun
▶ 1047de (14) No.2079231
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079232>>2079234
>>2079229
There's also a muscle that controls testicle retraction. You can train that once you're able to push them into the inguinal tract to keep them there.
▶ 3367b9 (17) No.2079233
UNDERWEAR ALONE WILL NOT TUCK WELL
gaffs are like okay at it ??? but certain instances gaffs are garbage
▶ 3367b9 (17) No.2079234>>2079237
>>2079232
ty for this tip
youve been more helpful than a lot of other sources i read earlier today
▶ c3d70c (1) No.2079235
Zero worst intoner, Lady 4 best tbh.
▶ 3367b9 (17) No.2079236
loafie im actually gonna punch u
you haven't been this dumb in awhile
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079237>>2079240
>>2079234
Well it's just odd that something like this comes out of the blue, I just assumed all males knew about the ball pockets. I can right now pretty much tuck my entire genitalia with tighter underwear and appear female, now that you've brought this information back to me.
I mean, I played with my genitals a lot as a kid and I figured out that each ball also had a pouch and I never thought it was abnormal.
▶ 1047de (14) No.2079238
no I've always been this dumb I've just managed to hide it
so I'm actually very intelligent
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079239>>2079240
>>2079230
Bring it here then l0l
▶ 3367b9 (17) No.2079240>>2079242
>>2079237
if only i was more like cucumber when i was growing up....
>>2079239
B A N G
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079241>>2079242
Aside from having muscular control of retracting my testicles I also have control of my prostate muscles, so I can hold off an ejaculation, and orgasm twice in a sitting, and be good to go in ten minutes to orgasm again..
Don't most people?
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079242>>2079244
>>2079240
woooow
>>2079241
Although the prostate thing came natural to me, I am not sure if it is to most people.
▶ 3367b9 (17) No.2079243>>2079245
goodnight lovelies
Nini
Love uuuuuu
Mwah
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079244>>2079245
>>2079242
Aging from 25 to 35 taught me a lot;
I've become wiser- which is probably the most important. Physically, I had to adapt- I am not as light and lean, I am heavier but also stronger, but the same fast-twitch muscle memory remains, while I am still agile the increased weight will drain more stamina over time but I can also utilize it for throws or backing a strike with flesh-momentum
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079245
One of the guys at work had no scale of how loud guns are and thought shooting outside and not in a room is enough to blast away without headphones.
>>2079243
Sleep well.
>>2079244
I am only 24.
Being smart isnt a thing I do.
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079247
sheeeiiiitt
I'm so fucking Canadian
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079248
>>2079246
You looks so Canadian its incredible.
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079250>>2079254
>>2079249
pic of hutz when
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079252>>2079253
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079255>>2079261
>>2079249
if I grab a fold, it's less than one inch between my fingers.
I get body dysmorphia because I think I'm actually 'fat' but it's not true at all; this is just my build and I've grown to live with it.
I walk 10+km a day, I ride a BMX, I am all muscle but I can't get rid of the fat layer on me, it's just there. I accept it.
I'm not 'fat', and I'm certainly not obese. I don't want to starve myself into a typical body type, I'm an endomorph and it works just fine for me, I'm active, fast and strong.
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079256>>2079257 >>2079258
>>2079253
Then sleep nao!
>>2079254
Is this a good picture to compare the average Ukrainian with?
▶ bd815b (12) No.2079257>>2079259
>>2079256
But I don't want to sleep right now!
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079259>>2079260 >>2079262
>>2079257
Then sleep never!
>>2079258
hehehe
▶ bd815b (12) No.2079260>>2079267
>>2079259
But I love sleping!
▶ 4280c5 (19) No.2079261>>2079272
>>2079255
What about diet? I'm endomorph too, but i don't look so fat
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079263
Here, this is how 'fat' I am when I grab a chunk of my belly fat.
I'm a fit endomorph.
▶ 4280c5 (19) No.2079264
>>2079262
3 years passed....
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079265>>2079267
▶ 4280c5 (19) No.2079266
Dude, i don't give a fuck about your look
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079267>>2079268 >>2079272
>>2079260
Then sleep when you feel like it!
>>2079262
Im drinking, maybe I'll post myself again later.
How dare you people fat shame.
>>2079265
Guy I work with is fat, he out-lifts guys in his same weight comp though because his muscle is simply better.
Fat is fat tho and I got none woohoo
▶ bd815b (12) No.2079268>>2079270
>>2079267
This way I'll have to wait till night or even morning!1
▶ 302ed8 (6) No.2079269>>2079270
-squeaks and yawns. Is sleepy-
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079270>>2079273
>>2079268
Is that a good idea though?
>>2079269
Good...morning?
▶ 1047de (14) No.2079271
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079272>>2079274
>>2079261
diet? reduce carbs like breads.
Eat more meats and fillers;
seafood, meat kebabs, veggie filler like carrots, cucumbers, stuff that will fill you up vs. bread.
Fats and oils are good. Fish is great.
You'll trim up and keep your muscle mass on a protein diet.
Carb diet is what will get you fatter as lipids need a place to go, existing fat cells are prime real estate and if you've ever been fat before they will return there.
>>2079267
I got fat once and those cells are there, ready to expand at a moment's notice if I order a pizza, but I personally am not a lifter. When I was younger I trained in wing chun so I have fast-reflex muscles in my arms and legs, and I am better at endurance than anything else; I can walk forever, work forever. So, I actually have a system set up to burn calories slowly but also a fast reflex system.. my body burns muscle when in strain mode but starches in endurance, so I am not an athlete nor a body builder.
▶ bd815b (12) No.2079273>>2079275
>>2079270
What idea? To wait before I'm able to sleep? I've no other options.
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079274>>2079276
>>2079272
I cant gain unless I try and im too lazy to try so my body is lean, but useless
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079275>>2079277
>>2079273
Just sleep whenever you want then!
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079276>>2079278
>>2079274
But at least then you have the aesthetic that's sought after.
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079278>>2079279
>>2079276
I'd be nice to have more muscle, but Im comfortable as a skinnydude.
As far as it seems I need not concern myself with looking fat, my body will always keep itself as lean as possible, I'm sure if I put the effort in however, I would put on muscle eventually. OF course if I was to stop I'm sure it would disappear very quickly.
>>2079277
Why not?!
▶ bd815b (12) No.2079279>>2079280
>>2079278
I can't just turn myself off.
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079280>>2079282
>>2079279
Drugs!
If not then sit in bed till it happens or stay on the computer till it happens.
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079281>>2079283
I can tell you straight up though, yeah.
Ten years ago I was even more of an egotist than I am now. But I was skinny, I thought appearance meant everything.
I tell you now, ten years of wisdom is a good thing to have, even if you aren't as skinny you can add to yourself.. make yourself go further, harder.
The 2018 version of me is the one that's worked for ten years vs. the pansy shitface I used to be, thinking I was good at things until I realized I wasn't even above average. I kept training though, so I gained a lot of muscle mass.
▶ bd815b (12) No.2079282>>2079283 >>2079284
>>2079280
>Drugs!
They're expensive.
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079283>>2079285 >>2079286
>>2079281
Im all sweet with cardio and endurance, its just pure strength is something I have notsomuch
>>2079282
How expensive tho?
Too expensive for sleep?
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079284
>>2079282
quoting the song,
"I do coke
so I can work longer
so I can earn more
so I can do more coke"
▶ bd815b (12) No.2079285>>2079288
>>2079283
Actually, I don't know. Slleping pills shouldn't cost much. But I'm sure, this will just cause more problems.
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079286>>2079288
>>2079283
Yeah, pure lifting strength was never a goal for me at all. I'm not interested really. Endurance is more of my thing. I can do that well, and fast-twitch muscles are better for me than slow-twitch for lifting.. because of the way I've trained and been wired, lifting things induces jerky movements in my muscles.
They've been honed for fast twitch striking.
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079288>>2079289 >>2079294
>>2079285
Try an anti-histamine.
>>2079286
Ive always been the guy who got better at X sports faster because of that.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person around with a real balance.
▶ bd815b (12) No.2079289>>2079291
>>2079288
Sounds too gay for me.
▶ 1047de (14) No.2079290>>2079292
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079291>>2079293
>>2079289
Who knows maybe it will clear your nose up enough that you sound less nasally and gay.
It might stop the gay!
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079292
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079294>>2079296
>>2079288
as a kid I was made fun of for being skinny and useless.
..but by grade 8, I was one of the most non-chalant athletic guy and people stopped making fun of me because I could hit a ball and stop a puck.
Which skills of course, came from training.
I had a moderate career in little league hockey as a goalie too. When they shuffled the teams at the start of the season, they intentionally paired goalies with teams.. so..
somehow I ended up on one of the worst teams.. we lost practically every game, the puck was in our end all of the time, and I was active and the enemy goalie just had to stand there...
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079295>>2079296
I mean, they paired goalies with teams based on player tryouts / goalie tryouts and the coaches tried to 'balance' the teams and I was on a team that had no offense, no defense, and I was taking shots all the fucking time...
what the fuck did they sign me up for?
▶ 00c9d0 (54) No.2079296>>2079300
>>2079293
Better go take some as soon as possible to be safe.
>>2079294
I dont think anyone made fun of me being skinny, because it meant I wasn't the tubby kid.
>>2079295
Training for goalies who werent shitty!
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079297
We did have one guy who was a really good forward, if not probably the best one in the league.. but the entirety of the rest of the team were completely lacking..
I had to shout out to our defensemen, as a goalie, to tell them where to go and what to do, fuck sake
▶ 1047de (14) No.2079299
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079300
>>2079296
I had a good run, but I'm past 30 now and reaching for 40 so I don't have a kid's physique anymore.. I really don't like the idea of being called 'fat' now because of all what lies beneath this skin that you do not know..
I mean, it doesn't harm me if you do resort to such petty insults, no one but myself knows how I have lived in this flesh apparatus and shaped it to my specifications..
▶ 4975d3 (102) No.2079383
>>2079246
https://media.8ch.net/file_store/thumb/061e13c4e47ba1ffbcb1a22ba5a287006a59d8d43ce55103ea2dade8bb88ede5.jpg
I'm so fucking Canadian
if I grab a fold, it's less than one inch between my fingers.
I get body dysmorphia because I think I'm actually 'fat' but it's not true at all; this is just my build and I've grown to live with it.
I walk 10+km a day, I ride a BMX, I am all muscle but I can't get rid of the fat layer on me, it's just there. I accept it.
I'm not 'fat', and I'm certainly not obese. I don't want to starve myself into a typical body type, I'm an endomorph and it works just fine for me, I'm active, fast and strong.
https://media.8ch.net/file_store/thumb/972eacf9691fdac82df7e70e0f9d0a300ffdd8ef704b1c8997d285148140f00e.jpg
diet? reduce carbs like breads.
Eat more meats and fillers;
seafood, meat kebabs, veggie filler like carrots, cucumbers, stuff that will fill you up vs. bread.
Fats and oils are good. Fish is great.
You'll trim up and keep your muscle mass on a protein diet.
Carb diet is what will get you fatter as lipids need a place to go, existing fat cells are prime real estate and if you've ever been fat before they will return there.
I personally am not a lifter. When I was younger I trained in wing chun so I have fast-reflex muscles in my arms and legs, and I am better at endurance than anything else; I can walk forever, work forever. So, I actually have a system set up to burn calories slowly but also a fast reflex system.. my body burns muscle when in strain mode but starches in endurance, so I am not an athlete nor a body builder.
Ten years ago I was even more of an egotist than I am now. But I was skinny, I thought appearance meant everything.
https://media.8ch.net/file_store/thumb/2779b4bafe357e21f82f13e18578c9fe31f90142cb2a8bc7e737bb49527966e5.jpg
I tell you now, ten years of wisdom is a good thing to have, even if you aren't as skinny you can add to yourself.. make yourself go further, harder.
The 2018 version of me is the one that's worked for ten years vs. the pansy shitface I used to be, thinking I was good at things until I realized I wasn't even above average. I kept training though, so I gained a lot of muscle mass.
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>attention whore
Hi all
Shower me with attention