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5f96ab (9) No.2065904[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

8e560d (11) No.2078868>>2078870

aaaa am back from dnd

how r u all in this new thread


5f96ab (9) No.2078869

nice doublepost


e08494 (5) No.2078870>>2078876

>>2078868

you been rolling them 20s?


5f96ab (9) No.2078871>>2078873 >>2078874 >>2078877

File (hide): de8ac79f1b690cf⋯.png (293.05 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>mfw getting a 60% raise knowing damn well I have sold my soul to this field


00c9d0 (54) No.2078872

Death to the stormcloaks!


ab90c5 (1) No.2078873>>2078878

File (hide): c587b15e0e208d8⋯.png (151.75 KB, 496x442, 248:221, 357.png) (h) (u)

>>2078871

Enjoy.


e08494 (5) No.2078874>>2078878

>>2078871

that behelit money


e08494 (5) No.2078875

YOU IMPERIAL BASTARDS


8e560d (11) No.2078876>>2078879

File (hide): 95e573c75886fe3⋯.png (147.71 KB, 530x706, 265:353, z34.png) (h) (u)

>>2078870

a lot of 18s actually, but I was sneakin a lot uwu

am a rogue


00c9d0 (54) No.2078877>>2078878

>>2078871

holla holla get dolla


5f96ab (9) No.2078878>>2078880 >>2078885

File (hide): 1ab393f8103a540⋯.webm (3.88 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Mozart - Lacrimosa (Requi….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>2078874

>>2078873

>>2078877

At least I dont have to worry about dealing international

for now


e08494 (5) No.2078879>>2078881

>>2078876

oh nice

did you do anything cool?


00c9d0 (54) No.2078880>>2078882

JUSTICE!

All nords are scum tbh

>>2078878

Wat do do


8e560d (11) No.2078881>>2078883

File (hide): 1204bf36137ee18⋯.png (75.68 KB, 540x694, 270:347, z17.png) (h) (u)

>>2078879

stole a whole bunch of good shit

killed a werewolf

ruined a nobles house but like saved his kids and shit so I might like have to apologize for ruining his shit?


5f96ab (9) No.2078882>>2078884

File (hide): 9bfe53042875f72⋯.png (361.22 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


e08494 (5) No.2078883

>>2078881

nah fuck him

he got his kids back, that's enough


00c9d0 (54) No.2078884>>2078886

>>2078882

Well y so no like international


19b56c (2) No.2078885>>2078886

File (hide): c179deeb619b284⋯.mp4 (658.28 KB, 854x480, 427:240, AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>2078878

Well that is a chilling webm


5f96ab (9) No.2078886>>2078887 >>2078889

File (hide): f108672886a85e0⋯.webm (1.15 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, breakfastinstraya.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>2078885

tis a possibility of dealing international

>>2078884

cuz american company


00c9d0 (54) No.2078887>>2078888

File (hide): 0d3d010d3864ba4⋯.png (43.96 KB, 806x644, 403:322, 1376889754035.png) (h) (u)

>>2078886

My father works for an american company and he enjoys his international work!

Maybe he bangs hookers or something when abroad.

Also thats not even real granola.


5f96ab (9) No.2078888>>2078890

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>2078887

I dont wanna fly for business honestly

maybe if I can get a similar salary but way less stress, idk


19b56c (2) No.2078889

>>2078886

Scurry stuff mang


00c9d0 (54) No.2078890>>2078891

File (hide): e57183c96bbdfd8⋯.png (94.1 KB, 227x257, 227:257, oo.png) (h) (u)

>>2078888

I traveled the country for a year and a bit when working in IT. That wasnt so bad, but it did always feel really good when I got to spend time at home.

Some places I went to were devoid of anything to do and that was boring as hell, but not stressful.


5f96ab (9) No.2078891>>2078892

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>2078890

yeah

def dont wanna do it when I have wife and kids too


00c9d0 (54) No.2078892>>2078893

File (hide): cc55796c5102fb8⋯.png (147.73 KB, 500x622, 250:311, 133327832518.png) (h) (u)

>>2078891

Come to think of it I dont think anybody who regularly caught planes had kids there.

Mind you the guys who did had been there long enough that they were more valuable at head office anyway.


5f96ab (9) No.2078893>>2078894

File (hide): 7e2a9e5e9c04a7a⋯.webm (1.74 MB, 640x480, 4:3, My Ocean.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>2078892

still learning corporate ecosystem

off to bed for me

ciao


00c9d0 (54) No.2078894

>>2078893

Treat it like a monarchy.

Sleep well.


98473e (3) No.2078895>>2078896

File (hide): 975c09e17754cda⋯.jpg (32.23 KB, 480x360, 4:3, babyserval.jpg) (h) (u)


00c9d0 (54) No.2078896>>2078897

File (hide): 52dfbe903103843⋯.gif (491.94 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 132296376786.gif) (h) (u)


98473e (3) No.2078897>>2078899

File (hide): be73c0986a27d4d⋯.gif (426.14 KB, 560x560, 1:1, sip,gif.gif) (h) (u)

>>2078896

cute

Hi again Herpy

listenig to anything tonight?


8e560d (11) No.2078898>>2078900

File (hide): 3ef5f2f7f61feb1⋯.png (213.84 KB, 540x496, 135:124, z14.png) (h) (u)

George is drawing me stuff for my birthday

you've all made today amazing

also bard I got new headphones and can listen to music in SURROUND SOUND, can you recommend like especially thrilling stuff, I want my skin to crawl >:)


00c9d0 (54) No.2078899>>2078900

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>2078897

Listening to some aussie hip-hop.

I wonder, because you're american, does it sound terrible? Can you even understand it lol


98473e (3) No.2078900>>2078901 >>2078903

File (hide): be73c0986a27d4d⋯.gif (426.14 KB, 560x560, 1:1, sip,gif.gif) (h) (u)

>>2078898

what kind of headphones?

And sure one quick minute desu

also happy birthday

>>2078899

this to me sounds kind of good they have unique flow at times and I can kinda understand a good portion....n-not all of it though


8e560d (11) No.2078901

File (hide): e6dabd7303ec6d2⋯.png (173.46 KB, 540x650, 54:65, z6.png) (h) (u)

>>2078900

hyperx cloud 2? a friend got 'em for me

I just looked at the price qq

I was listening to like old gregorian hymns I used to save for dnd and it made my skin get all goose bumpy, music is really incredible, really anything with a good beat makes me feel so good

also thank you <3


302ed8 (6) No.2078902>>2078903

-hums quietly to himself while making midnight lasagna- :3


00c9d0 (54) No.2078903>>2078904 >>2078913

File (hide): 8c211538c169396⋯.gif (366 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 131999169317.gif) (h) (u)

>>2078900

Ive gotten back into BotW, shits gud

Wat musics you listening to right now?

>>2078902

best lasagne


bddadb (29) No.2078904>>2078905 >>2078914

>>2078903

>Ive gotten back into BotW

I love it, don't get me wrong. But there's not much replayability to it. Once you've beaten shrines, you never go back. Same with exploring. You do it for a few upgrade materials and crafting items but that's about it. Then there's the hard mode from the DLC but it's not really that much harder and just is kind of more annoying than anything.


00c9d0 (54) No.2078905>>2078907

File (hide): 31f508aaa78772d⋯.jpg (53.82 KB, 800x427, 800:427, 132066507017.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2078904

I finished the game way too quickly.

Didnt even know I started the last boss fight when I did lol.


3a68ac (4) No.2078906>>2078908

back from gym but internet service is down


bddadb (29) No.2078907>>2078909

>>2078905

I sort of just ran around doing random things.

I finished 110 shrines without a guide then couldn't really be bothered to do the rest.


00c9d0 (54) No.2078908>>2078912

>>2078906

not sure if yay


00c9d0 (54) No.2078909>>2078910

>>2078907

Thats what I was doing, but I was too good at getting sweet loot so I got super far into ganons castle too quickly.


bddadb (29) No.2078910>>2078911

>>2078909

I made it to what was clearly the final room after the first beast, I think. The combat is really easy. All you really do is hit them until they knock down then repeat. Or just shoot them in the face with an arrow so they drop their shit and just smack them.


00c9d0 (54) No.2078911>>2078919

>>2078910

I defeated one and then when I fought ganon I had to fight all the bosses I didnt kill in the other beasts


3a68ac (4) No.2078912>>2078917

>>2078908

no internet is a bad thing


302ed8 (6) No.2078913>>2078917

>>2078903

-nods. Likes to make the sauce and season the ricotta hours in advance to let them get tasty before hand.-


302ed8 (6) No.2078914

>>2078904

-was rilly disappointed nintendo didn't have the foresight to see how solid a base BotW was and release a legit expansion pack instead of meaningless dlc. Would love to have journied hyrule again post-gannon and followed up on the implied story line they set up.-


850478 (3) No.2078915

File (hide): bbd0378be02f97e⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 4.59 MB, 720x480, 3:2, not lewd 19120.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


3a68ac (4) No.2078916>>2078922

File (hide): 0dd2918e9e1b7a2⋯.jpg (118.83 KB, 1176x680, 147:85, 2wArU5M.jpg) (h) (u)

nothing to do without internet

boring


00c9d0 (54) No.2078917>>2078921 >>2078974

>>2078912

But yay because you finished at the gym?!

>>2078913

Sounds goddamn ossum


850478 (3) No.2078918>>2078923

File (hide): 952caa85dd9a1e0⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.39 MB, 854x400, 427:200, .... TyohqEljZEAz.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


bddadb (29) No.2078919>>2078920

>>2078911

I like how organic it was intended to be. I don't like how inorganic it ended up being once you realized that the best thing to do was just grill Durian and spam them and never die.


00c9d0 (54) No.2078920

>>2078919

Yeah I've had to keep myself from doing that.

I learnt how to spam a good food BEFORE I learnt how to cook properly lol


302ed8 (6) No.2078921

>>2078917

-will take two days to make because it has to sit overnight before it's done- :<


113d37 (9) No.2078922>>2078974

>>2078916

you have internet

you're here


bddadb (29) No.2078923>>2078926

>>2078918

The look on her face when she does it is one of pure shame.


8e560d (11) No.2078924>>2078925 >>2078927 >>2078929

File (hide): da1e7b1ac8525d9⋯.png (770.62 KB, 1280x1159, 1280:1159, cairn3.png) (h) (u)

it me birf


bddadb (29) No.2078925>>2078928


850478 (3) No.2078926>>2078933

File (hide): 3fecdf0594cfb7d⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 5.51 MB, 854x480, 427:240, KyleeAsakura 230118.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>2078923

maybe thats what keeps some people out of that business


113d37 (9) No.2078927>>2078928


8e560d (11) No.2078928>>2078931 >>2078932

File (hide): 8978c408b4309ce⋯.png (332.87 KB, 1000x720, 25:18, cairn6.png) (h) (u)

>>2078925

why :(

>>2078927

it's my birthday!


b25fd7 (1) No.2078929>>2078930

File (hide): 596552219550c9e⋯.jpg (582.25 KB, 740x1095, 148:219, Chara.(Undertale).full.205….jpg) (h) (u)

>>2078924

Does this mean you're too old for George now


8e560d (11) No.2078930

File (hide): efdfe43d4bae2d5⋯.png (34.43 KB, 540x381, 180:127, cairn21.png) (h) (u)

>>2078929

he has to find a new model to replace me with first


113d37 (9) No.2078931>>2078936

>>2078928

u did it

u survived


302ed8 (6) No.2078932>>2078936

>>2078928

0.0 -wheels out a cake with candles for you and a cup of tea!-


c67337 (35) No.2078933

>>2078926

where'd u get this webm of sibbi huh


978c61 (56) No.2078934>>2078936 >>2078938

File (hide): af337563c393c42⋯.png (133.56 KB, 324x293, 324:293, 64nt.png) (h) (u)

Hour 37 without Marijuana

I'm feeling uncomfortably lucid

Things have stopped being funny

I have lost my will to live.

Joking aside, Hi thred.


103105 (4) No.2078935>>2078941

File (hide): 893cdfbe274450d⋯.png (363.3 KB, 744x1052, 186:263, __sonya_kill_me_baby_drawn….png) (h) (u)

I learned how to play OutKast's, 'hey ya' on guitar.

See you jerks later, I'm going to be rich and famous.


8e560d (11) No.2078936>>2078942

File (hide): 93a45b2ab846477⋯.png (96.36 KB, 750x500, 3:2, cairn17.png) (h) (u)

>>2078934

Hi drunky!!

>>2078932

uwu

>>2078931

yee I'm the coolest


103105 (4) No.2078937

well- half learned.


bddadb (29) No.2078938>>2078942

>>2078934

Have you tried not being a queer?


113d37 (9) No.2078939>>2078940

I remember when us mere mortals were cool enough to talk to goggles


103105 (4) No.2078940


c67337 (35) No.2078941>>2078943


978c61 (56) No.2078942>>2078946 >>2078951

File (hide): 09c85724f77ca2e⋯.png (323.18 KB, 509x528, 509:528, 53nt.png) (h) (u)

>>2078936

Hey, slut. How's your night going? What're you up to?

>>2078938

Have you tried being a queer with me?

__

Bard are you still here?


103105 (4) No.2078943>>2078952

File (hide): 06ff95640004445⋯.jpg (361.76 KB, 583x800, 583:800, a2a28facae8cdd13b5375188e1….jpg) (h) (u)

>>2078941

Since when does someone need dedicated shorts for ddr? in any case the first ones show off more leg so go with that.


978c61 (56) No.2078944

Darwin


978c61 (56) No.2078945

Made you look


8e560d (11) No.2078946>>2078947

File (hide): 8aea63b7ad0b6ce⋯.png (184.13 KB, 1000x1066, 500:533, cairn14.png) (h) (u)

>>2078942

Going good! about to head to bed soon, george is drawing me a big cute sheep girl for my birthday

how are you doin?


978c61 (56) No.2078947>>2078949

File (hide): 0110779c80a6923⋯.png (178.75 KB, 403x498, 403:498, 31nt.png) (h) (u)

>>2078946

Bored out of my skull.

Sober.

Looking over essays.

If you leave it's just gonna be me, the ausposter, and the whackjob florida person.


c3c267 (25) No.2078948>>2078950

Weird dreams


8e560d (11) No.2078949>>2078950

File (hide): 8013292543544f4⋯.png (594.3 KB, 1188x777, 396:259, cairn34.png) (h) (u)

>>2078947

poor bastard, this is what being a teacher gets you!

if it wasn't 1am I'd join you, but for now sleep!!

talk to me tomorrow~


978c61 (56) No.2078950>>2078953

File (hide): 82ee683620952ef⋯.png (177.07 KB, 341x436, 341:436, 5.png) (h) (u)

>>2078948

Tell me them before they disappear

>>2078949

Ugh. At least Scoots is here. Night.


bddadb (29) No.2078951>>2078955

>>2078942

You have a wife. Go pork her or something, you fucking fruit.


c67337 (35) No.2078952

>>2078943

see thats what i was thinking but theyre alsot $5 more than the other pair aaaaaaaaaaaaa

i shouldnt spend 2 much

but also i wanna look good !!!

also not really dedicated to ddr its just that i only have one pair of athletic shorts and they only real time i use them is for ddr :p


c3c267 (25) No.2078953>>2078955

>>2078950

Alien invasion

Stuck in mansion

With friends

Intense tension

Parania tension


c3c267 (25) No.2078954>>2078957

$5 THOT


978c61 (56) No.2078955>>2078956 >>2078963

File (hide): c998a623233b378⋯.png (162.53 KB, 462x353, 462:353, 16nt.png) (h) (u)

>>2078951

Already taken care of. She's asleep.

Who shoved a stick up your ass?

>>2078953

I wish I dreamed about aliens.

Sorry it was so tense, but you're awake now. You're safe with me bbygirl


c3c267 (25) No.2078956>>2078960

>>2078955

Lol

I wake and im more like

Why brain

But i guess categorising my paranoia/anxiety is necessary

Im awake

Im WOKE

sam hyde is the sandy hook shooter


c67337 (35) No.2078957>>2078958

>>2078954

mornyan bubber


c3c267 (25) No.2078958>>2078964

>>2078957

I lived another night!

Gmornin


d019d9 (4) No.2078959>>2078961

Y'know, I think Drunky might be a poof.


978c61 (56) No.2078960

File (hide): ce1e58b1f272136⋯.png (139.31 KB, 372x392, 93:98, 7nt.png) (h) (u)

>>2078956

You're uhh

Not quite awake yet, are you?

Take your anti-psychotics, Scoots.


978c61 (56) No.2078961


c3c267 (25) No.2078962

I gotta shower

Chu


bddadb (29) No.2078963>>2078966

>>2078955

I'm just giving you shit.


c67337 (35) No.2078964>>2078975

>>2078958

workan today ?


113d37 (9) No.2078965

gas the poofs


978c61 (56) No.2078966>>2078967

File (hide): b1c7aee3ea95b37⋯.png (231.69 KB, 395x476, 395:476, 29nt.png) (h) (u)

>>2078963

You're pretty quick to jump on that train.

I worry you genuinely don't like me

Which is totally justified. I'm kind of shit


d019d9 (4) No.2078967>>2078969

>>2078966

Oi! OOIIIIIIII! You're lovely.


4975d3 (102) No.2078968>>2078969

File (hide): 45c618fe8c7ebd1⋯.jpg (103.76 KB, 463x402, 463:402, tetora climax.jpg) (h) (u)


978c61 (56) No.2078969>>2078970 >>2078971

File (hide): cbb310a2c039d74⋯.png (110 KB, 157x531, 157:531, 105nt.png) (h) (u)

>>2078967

Ego +1

Morning, Amy. Any plans today?

>>2078968

DON'T YOU FUCK ME, GYNAX

is Gynax even responsible for this one?


4975d3 (102) No.2078970>>2078973

File (hide): da82fc14cd137da⋯.jpg (44.05 KB, 225x225, 1:1, lucky tetora.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2078969

actually, it's less Gainax this time..

..and more of Toonami partnering with Production I.G. and the original series creator, AND The Pillows coming back to do the soundtrack, due to the rabid following and demand of American viewership!


d019d9 (4) No.2078971>>2078973

>>2078969

Work for 10 hours. Then sleep, probably. You?


4975d3 (102) No.2078972

File (hide): c9c35a7f08b7b06⋯.jpg (83.51 KB, 371x348, 371:348, tetora thoughtful.jpg) (h) (u)

I'm not going to form any opinions of the show until I've seen at least a few episodes and glean how much of it is really 'in the spirit' of the original and how much is sloppy 'sequel-cursed fanservice', we won't know if there's an actual plot or meaning from one intro episode.

At least Haruko comes back.. and you had better believe she has the same voice actress; Mayumi Shintani has been active as the voice of Nonon Jakuzure and Midori in Space Patrol Luluco.


978c61 (56) No.2078973>>2078976 >>2078979

File (hide): fb5ae75cefdeb2f⋯.png (282.63 KB, 600x603, 200:201, 55nt.png) (h) (u)

>>2078970

I already noticed The Pillows. That's pretty sweet.

I'm only five minutes in, but this already has like, none of the old charm.

>>2078971

That.. sounds crappy. Not gonna come back to us after work?

It's 23:30 here, so.. Watch this episode of FLCL, shitpost, maybe make a snack and finish reviewing these fucking essays.


3a68ac (4) No.2078974

File (hide): 4a5d549a62ed53c⋯.jpg (117.12 KB, 433x766, 433:766, sukide-sukide-sukide-16.jpg) (h) (u)

time for bed nini

man i just wanted to watch gabriel dropout but that would use too much data ;w;

>>2078917

finished at the gym? oh god that's disgusting who faps at the gym??

>>2078922

mobile hotspot :\

still down...

hours of no service. thanks spectrum.


c3c267 (25) No.2078975>>2078977

>wanting to smother or drown myself in medication

>wanting to curb the psychosis

Lol.

If u cant hander me at my wurse.

>>2078964

Its work day. 10am-5pm. Tomorrow off! Naise, you darlin’?


4975d3 (102) No.2078976

File (hide): 905196114df527e⋯.jpg (72.41 KB, 424x359, 424:359, tetora huhu.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2078973

same.

I'm just thinking, *not yet*


c67337 (35) No.2078977>>2078983

>>2078975

ooo

short shift ?

odd.

i am shoppan

like a doofus dimbus

reeeeee


4975d3 (102) No.2078978

File (hide): 9218678decbb098⋯.jpg (13.92 KB, 130x200, 13:20, tetora alert.jpg) (h) (u)

shit

It's Haruko


d019d9 (4) No.2078979

>>2078973

I'll probably pop in actually. I'll be having my evening meal an hour after I get home.


4975d3 (102) No.2078980

File (hide): 130e84decb21789⋯.jpg (71.33 KB, 327x321, 109:107, tetora hue.jpg) (h) (u)

.. I mean Rahal


85a1ff (1) No.2078981

File (hide): b84d0b0ed01c56a⋯.jpg (56.93 KB, 1273x720, 1273:720, (´・ω・`)_..jpg) (h) (u)

oh cool my internet is back up like 2mins before i go to bed

N I C E


978c61 (56) No.2078982

Hey, Leafposter

Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you see the obvious tension between the random dude in the Soba shop and Haruko?

The man kind of looked like Kamon Nandaba without the glasses

I'm reaching, but is it possible it was Naota?


c3c267 (25) No.2078983>>2078986

>>2078977

reee gimme dem ideas!? Shoppin! Woo! I saw something about shorts :3


c3c267 (25) No.2078984

WOR JEZZA


978c61 (56) No.2078985

OH SHIT HE MET UP WITH HER AGAIN

IT'S GOTTA BE FUCKING NAOTA-KUN


c67337 (35) No.2078986>>2078989

File (hide): f3a3586d207bc6a⋯.png (1.88 MB, 1271x1080, 1271:1080, firefox_2018-03-09_06-20-3….png) (h) (u)

>>2078983

yeah am gettin new active shorts

mine are not short enough !!

i gotta show off my cute legs to any boys watching me play ddr >:3


bddadb (29) No.2078987>>2078990

Is Naoto still beta as fuck in the second season?


978c61 (56) No.2078988

No confirmation as to whether or not it's actually him, but nah, this dude seems pretty alpha


c3c267 (25) No.2078989>>2078991

>>2078986

Showin the goods!!! Aaaah my victorian sensibilities!!!

Cute :3 tight shorts owo


4975d3 (102) No.2078990

File (hide): 63e28756623533b⋯.jpg (79.54 KB, 330x377, 330:377, tetora_shh.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2078987

he's not in it.

It centers around an eccentric group of four high school girls instead. Raharu is back on Earth, looking for something. Agents still exist.


c67337 (35) No.2078991>>2078993

>>2078989

victorian sensibilities ?

not 2 tight ;w;

tbh i would get yoga shorts/short leggings but like

tucking hurts a lot to peel off and i dont own a gaff

man havin a p*nis stinks


bddadb (29) No.2078992

Clearly it's Chad Naoto who doesn't need girls to summon Atomsk.


c3c267 (25) No.2078993>>2078995

>>2078991

Well. To some. But in your case. Yes.

He, yoga butt! :3

What are the options on the table?


258833 (6) No.2078994

File (hide): 7e493d19c9a5ade⋯.jpg (49.68 KB, 948x532, 237:133, 1520052588214.jpg) (h) (u)

hello ?


c67337 (35) No.2078995>>2078997 >>2078999


bddadb (29) No.2078996

Plot twist: The female MC is just Naoto after years of HRT after getting cucked so hard by space dyke.


c3c267 (25) No.2078997>>2078998

>>2078995

Hello adi dassler number 1

2nd link :3


c67337 (35) No.2078998>>2079005

>>2078997

adi dassler number 1 ?

sconsby bein confuse

i think 2nd probably.


bddadb (29) No.2078999>>2079002

File (hide): f61c463da9f45fb⋯.jpg (51.1 KB, 480x480, 1:1, incredulous negro.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2078995

>Womens


978c61 (56) No.2079000>>2079010

File (hide): 13004a828355c4d⋯.png (67.45 KB, 261x248, 261:248, 112nt.png) (h) (u)

Holy fuck

okay

Just based on Episode 1

Good:

>Head Bass

>Fight scenes true to the original

>Soundtrack

>True to the animation style with only minor alterations

Bad:

>Main cast is boring as hell so far

>Not enough Teen Angst tropes

>Lacking that distinct "weird" feeling

__

Also theres no way that dude isn't Naota. He knows Rahura's name. The agency only ever knew her as Haruhara Haruko

It fucking has to be.


4975d3 (102) No.2079001>>2079006

File (hide): a4b41d5c526be03⋯.jpg (49.58 KB, 185x248, 185:248, tetora_hmph.jpg) (h) (u)

Hmm, so episode 1 struck me as being really watered-down, and reintroducing the idea of FLCL by explicit hinting during animation sequences like they were nudging the viewer with "hey, remember this?" and the first episode plot isn't nearly as heavy as it was in the 45 minutes of the original; it's been cut to 21 + end credits and seems to be more of an introduction/reintroduction than anything else.


c67337 (35) No.2079002>>2079020

>>2078999

womens clothes are better than mens pls these are athletic shorts LOL

the only real difference is that theyre shorter than most mens but even mens shorts can be short short


258833 (6) No.2079003>>2079004

File (hide): 6a2cf36fb5ee8f1⋯.jpg (61.38 KB, 800x726, 400:363, 1518962665310.jpg) (h) (u)

PLEASE RESPOND


c67337 (35) No.2079004>>2079009

>>2079003

hey bud !


c3c267 (25) No.2079005>>2079008

>>2078998

The second option

Adi dassler = adidas


978c61 (56) No.2079006>>2079012

>>2079001

Oh, so just did some research

That was Episode 1 of Season 3

Aired as an April fools joke.


978c61 (56) No.2079007

So We have

Season 1 - FLCL

Season 2 - Unknown title

Season 3 - Alternative


c67337 (35) No.2079008>>2079015

>>2079005

OHHHHHHHHH


258833 (6) No.2079009>>2079011

File (hide): 3808fcc981f02a8⋯.png (744.98 KB, 773x859, 773:859, 1509915300904.png) (h) (u)

>>2079004

I was not expecting a reply.. what do I do


4975d3 (102) No.2079010>>2079017

File (hide): d0b77640d657a3f⋯.jpg (116.75 KB, 342x352, 171:176, tetora_puzzled.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079000

Nah, man.

Eyebrows knew her true name, Raharu. (Rahal)

He did however pass this down to Naota by telling him. It's odd that she goes by Haruhara Haruko again, but it beats coming up with a different pseudonym.

I thought the fight scenes lacked the -punch- that the original production had, it hinted at previous scenes but didn't match the technicolor craziness.


c67337 (35) No.2079011>>2079013

File (hide): d5d8999817ef96d⋯.png (772.27 KB, 744x929, 744:929, firefox_2018-03-09_06-34-0….png) (h) (u)

>>2079009

gibbe a smooch


4975d3 (102) No.2079012>>2079017

File (hide): da82fc14cd137da⋯.jpg (44.05 KB, 225x225, 1:1, lucky tetora.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079006

Wouldn't the april fool's joke be to tell people it was the first episode of season 3 and not season 2?


258833 (6) No.2079013>>2079016

File (hide): 32185af8fc917be⋯.jpg (166.1 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 1504734234977.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079011

That sounds lewd but ok....


4975d3 (102) No.2079014

also Tomomi 'Pets' Hetada new best girl


c3c267 (25) No.2079015>>2079016

>>2079008

So, yes, gesdem


c67337 (35) No.2079016>>2079018 >>2079019

>>2079013

hey

no tongue smoochin

just lip kissies :p

>>2079015

hmmm

i'll consider it

ill make a decision later :p

shopping and listening to music is fun


978c61 (56) No.2079017>>2079022

File (hide): 3485ecde5d40829⋯.png (201.4 KB, 569x311, 569:311, 54nt.png) (h) (u)

>>2079010

Oh, Right, Amarao knew her as Raharu and told Naota... Okay.

Even so.

And it doesn't surprise me. She goes by Haruhara as a cover... What bothered me was that this time she was just So quick to give away that she was part of the Space Police.

And yeah, the fight scenes didn't have the same stylized direction, and it's noticeable, but they were obviously trying to throw hints to the old viewers like, "Huh? Remember this? Giant squishy, flexible looking robots getting their shit smashed in with Bass Guitars? Pretty cool, right?"

But the characters outside of Haruko just aren't appealing. There's no angst, no internal struggle. There was a brief moment where the MC cried, but for no discernible reason. I don't know.. this just felt.. Campy? Like they phoned it in.

>>2079012

No. Season 2 doesn't air until June... 6th, I think? And then 3 is slated for September.


c3c267 (25) No.2079018>>2079021

>>2079016

Sounds like fun! Its a lily thing


258833 (6) No.2079019>>2079021

File (hide): 1596c4fb7158864⋯.jpg (234.12 KB, 800x533, 800:533, 1507256103238.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079016

I'm sorry master


bddadb (29) No.2079020>>2079021

>>2079002

I sincerely hope whatever therapist denies you whatever delusion you have that you are a "woman" and refuses to prescribe you hormones.


c67337 (35) No.2079021>>2079024 >>2079028

File (hide): 374a6bd8337df43⋯.png (640.48 KB, 490x802, 245:401, firefox_2018-03-09_06-15-5….png) (h) (u)

>>2079018

ITS A LILY THING LOL

its a fun thing

everyone loves it >:3

>>2079019

is ok bub :3

watcha up to ?

>>2079020

well duh you do

youre gilgy

i'd expect nothing less !! >:3


4975d3 (102) No.2079022>>2079023 >>2079025

File (hide): 9218678decbb098⋯.jpg (13.92 KB, 130x200, 13:20, tetora alert.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079017

Dude, she told Naota in the first episode that she was in the Brotherhood.

She just knew he wouldn't believe anything she said about being an alien and it played off well, this time she just comes across as crazy and the characters seem to lack any interest.

Cut to scene launching bottle rocket like nobody had just been fucking traumatized, right?


4975d3 (102) No.2079023

File (hide): 158f1f6a4d2706f⋯.jpg (29.64 KB, 223x348, 223:348, tetora cute.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079022

*Fraternity


258833 (6) No.2079024>>2079029

File (hide): 9de05aa8e049167⋯.jpg (101.72 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1520443520501.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079021

very sleepy but cant/wont sleep.. how about you master?


978c61 (56) No.2079025>>2079033

File (hide): 82ee683620952ef⋯.png (177.07 KB, 341x436, 341:436, 5.png) (h) (u)

>>2079022

Okay, no, you're right. And yeah, she told him, but she said it as if it were a joke. She claimed, in episode one, "You want the truth? I'm an Alien." To which Naota responded, "Yeah, right." A perfectly reasonable response.

This time, A toy becomes a Medical Mechanica robot via a giant fucking google maps pin, Haruko jumps in to save the day [WHERE THE FUCK IS CANTI?!] and then explains to these four girls that she's part of the space police and they all just kind of stand there with their thumbs up their asses. You're right, it's insanely odd that not one of the four of the girls were like, "did that just fucking happen?" or "Are we high on mushrooms or something?" Nah. They just go to the fucking beach. No big deal. At least Naota was reasonably like "Who are you, what are you doing here and what the fuck is going on?" This seems... ugh. Maybe Season 2 will make this feel less unnatural


bddadb (29) No.2079026

Full Swing was the best episode.


978c61 (56) No.2079027

Climax dude.

Can't beat FLCLimax.

Full Swing a close second tho


c3c267 (25) No.2079028

>>2079021

Everyone wubs wiwy


c67337 (35) No.2079029

>>2079024

am smokin

listenin to music

doin some online shoppan

had some more conkies n soy milk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tasty stuffs


bddadb (29) No.2079030>>2079031

We can all agree that Fire Starter was the worst, right?

Followed closely by Marquis.


978c61 (56) No.2079031>>2079042

>>2079030

Marquis was worse than firestarter.

Sorry dood.


978c61 (56) No.2079032

FLClimax > Full Swing > FLCL > Brittle Bullet > Firestarter > Marquis De Cabaras


4975d3 (102) No.2079033>>2079036

File (hide): d0b77640d657a3f⋯.jpg (116.75 KB, 342x352, 171:176, tetora_puzzled.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079025

Yeah, that's my take-away from this re-introduction. You can't write characters this badly if you tried- though, maybe the intention is that this group of girls really -are- mentally challenged in various ways, are really complete vapid airheads that nothing phases them at all and they're about to grow up to be useless people- maybe THAT'S the message?

Like, they idly lay around talking about that crap, Hijiri is like 'I wanna be the 2nd wife of an apparel CEO' and shit, Massan is carelessly overweight to the point that other chars casually joke about her getting diabetes from drinking soda, Kana is a spacy airhead and the whole class mocks her, and 'Pets' just looks at her phone all day.

Maybe Haruko is going to shape them up into real people, one cryptic line at a time, so that they actually wake up and stop being zombies who, after nearly dying and experiencing an unfathomable horror, mourn the loss of their fucking bottle rocket and all the meaningless work they put into it?

Maybe the reboot is tailored for 2018 kids?


978c61 (56) No.2079034>>2079035

And it looks like Season 2 will be titled FLCL: Progressive.

With Season 3's title being FLCL: Alternative I have a feeling that 2 is going to be a direct sequel to 1 and 3 takes place in an alternate universe entirely.

but who the fuck knows

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME IT'S MIDNIGHT GOD DAMN IT LEAFPOSTER


c3c267 (25) No.2079035

>>2079034

Just sssssh


978c61 (56) No.2079036>>2079038

>>2079033

Well it's pretty obvious based on the first scene with the earbuds and the busted iphone that they're trying to relate to high-school aged people in 2018. We're only their target demographic as "Return watchers." And everyone knows remakes aren't made for the fans, they're made to build new fanbases.


978c61 (56) No.2079037>>2079039

Okay, I'm annoying Scoots.

I'll be quiet now.


4975d3 (102) No.2079038>>2079040

File (hide): a4b41d5c526be03⋯.jpg (49.58 KB, 185x248, 185:248, tetora_hmph.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079036

That being said, where was the music?

Pillows didn't deliver much more than what sounded like the guitarist dicking around in a jam session like it was filler background music.

Nothing iconic and mood-setting like the original.


c3c267 (25) No.2079039

>>2079037

No i was more thinking stop the conversation if its too late

Baka

Actually

Get fugged

Loser

HAH

GODDEM


978c61 (56) No.2079040


4975d3 (102) No.2079041

File (hide): 71b5117b6e04792⋯.jpg (61.55 KB, 256x330, 128:165, tetora_anticipate.jpg) (h) (u)

FLCL + The Pillows was the shit that made you get goosebumps watching.


bddadb (29) No.2079042>>2079044

>>2079031

>followed closely by

I'm saying they are both the bottom two, just close in how bad they were.


978c61 (56) No.2079043>>2079047

File (hide): f372a1554e3cd30⋯.png (155.57 KB, 357x327, 119:109, 57nt.png) (h) (u)

1) I wonder if Adult swim will Reair the 6 original episodes before feeding a new generation this revival

2) There's a distinct lack of mood-setting in this episode that was so indicative of the original

3) Maybe we're just too jaded and we watch the original with rose colored glasses because it was part of our youth

4) Gainax should have been in charge of this

__

Okay I'll stop now sorry for being obsessive. This show was, like, my adolescence defined.


4975d3 (102) No.2079044

File (hide): a4595bca749ee21⋯.jpg (64.71 KB, 291x343, 291:343, tetora srs.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079042

Firestarter had some Mamimi building, depends who your favourite characters were.. Full Swing obvs the Haruko-centered episode but for a Mamimi fan you do get to see her insanity by cheering on a potential armageddon.. "Welcome!"

I wouldn't even really try to rate the episodes, though I understand why people would hate Eri Ninamori and the Marquis of Carabas episode. I thought it was rather funny and fleshed out some of the side characters. All of the episodes are good, and Firestarter has its place, they all have their places.


978c61 (56) No.2079045>>2079049

>ALSO THEY DIDN'T USE LITTLE BUSTERS FOR THE FIGHT SCENE AND IM PRETTY IRKED AT THAT


978c61 (56) No.2079046

Listened to it again

legit teared up

I miss being 10


4975d3 (102) No.2079047

File (hide): cc6f799b537e858⋯.jpg (21.6 KB, 114x157, 114:157, tetora_cutegrin.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079043

Yeah, it was a game changer when it came to anime.

Shit like that got me into alternative anime, I bought Dead Leaves on a whim and discovered Imaishi Hiroyuki, of course this means I'm a Studio Trigger fan now.

You should check out Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi if you want to see the last of Gainax's FLCL-style animation phase, it was an obscure comedy show that followed the success of FLCL and had a lot of crazy Imaishi animation and concepts/art that ended up feeding the ideas for Gurren Lagann later on...


bddadb (29) No.2079048

>JUST WAITING FOR THE LITTLE BUSTERS, OH YEAH!


4975d3 (102) No.2079049

File (hide): da82fc14cd137da⋯.jpg (44.05 KB, 225x225, 1:1, lucky tetora.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079045

maybe kids don't need za masters


4975d3 (102) No.2079050

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Abenobashi will fill the hole that FLCL Alternative has left you.


978c61 (56) No.2079051

File (hide): b1c7aee3ea95b37⋯.png (231.69 KB, 395x476, 395:476, 29nt.png) (h) (u)

Okay.

Over it.

Hi Thread, I'm normal again


c3c267 (25) No.2079052>>2079053


978c61 (56) No.2079053>>2079055

>>2079052

>Meirl


4975d3 (102) No.2079054

File (hide): da82fc14cd137da⋯.jpg (44.05 KB, 225x225, 1:1, lucky tetora.jpg) (h) (u)

I actually recommend Abenobashi highly.

While most people won't get through more than about 6 episodes because it's very 'comedy', the plot does come together and make sense, and feels. It's rather interesting and I liked it.


c3c267 (25) No.2079055

>>2079053

#BardLivesMatter


978c61 (56) No.2079056>>2079059

File (hide): b66af18c9c78dc5⋯.png (156.79 KB, 528x319, 48:29, 22nt.png) (h) (u)

Speaking of Bard, that goon told me he'd be back tonight and I have a playlist for him.


c67337 (35) No.2079057>>2079058

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

bonjour mademoiselle


c3c267 (25) No.2079058>>2079064 >>2079070

>>2079057

Dont speak france

Its makes me angery


4975d3 (102) No.2079059

File (hide): 130e84decb21789⋯.jpg (71.33 KB, 327x321, 109:107, tetora hue.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079056

>making playlists for your e-buddies


c3c267 (25) No.2079060

Inshoild make a playlist for people tonight


4975d3 (102) No.2079061>>2079062

File (hide): 45060cc98472a5f⋯.jpg (68.52 KB, 288x344, 36:43, tetora_nice.jpg) (h) (u)

Now I understand why your av is Wallace Wells.

gg


978c61 (56) No.2079062>>2079063

File (hide): b7cef64263d6a6b⋯.jpg (50.25 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 38.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079061

My primary avatar is

>

Believe it or not


4975d3 (102) No.2079063>>2079068

File (hide): fda0fe92ccfb959⋯.jpg (81.03 KB, 251x332, 251:332, tetora scold.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079062

so was Gnomes'


bddadb (29) No.2079064>>2079067

>>2079058

You always were French at heart, wanting to surrender to the Muslim hordes overtaking Britain.


bddadb (29) No.2079065>>2079068

Gnomes was in Arizona, as well.


4975d3 (102) No.2079066

File (hide): de4877f4d418d27⋯.jpg (12.68 KB, 120x120, 1:1, 1372181678253.jpg) (h) (u)

People whose real names I know;

Gnomes

Bard

Soto


c3c267 (25) No.2079067

>>2079064

Sallah allyqum

Soon, inshallah


978c61 (56) No.2079068>>2079073

File (hide): 1f9614e68803ffe⋯.jpg (88.72 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 20.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079063

I know. I technically had it first, but I disappeared for two years and in that time Gnomes showed up, so he and I went back and forth for a while until he told me he was cool with being Samajimi Mamimi.

And then we were friends. And I liked his hair.

>>2079065

Was he!? I never knew! That dude and I could have been like, besties.


978c61 (56) No.2079069>>2079071

Oh, wait, yes I did. He was in Flagstaff, right?


c67337 (35) No.2079070>>2079075

>>2079058

baguette


bddadb (29) No.2079071

>>2079069

That sounds about right.

I have no idea the specifics other than it being somewhere rural-ish.


c3c267 (25) No.2079072>>2079074 >>2079075 >>2079076 >>2079077

Work

Time

Bye bye

バイバイ


4975d3 (102) No.2079073

File (hide): bde27b37d2b54e5⋯.png (49.22 KB, 152x156, 38:39, chiri bloody.png) (h) (u)

>>2079068

Yeah, we related because we both liked Mamimi best. .. and all those early days of roughhousing whilst still on /b/reads, I took him under my wing and taught him how to scrap.


978c61 (56) No.2079074

File (hide): 93dbc5aa21ba9a6⋯.png (234.94 KB, 468x466, 234:233, 35nt.png) (h) (u)

I someday hope to give in to the liquor like Jim Lahey

>>2079072

Later, slut. I'll flirt with you when you come home.


c3c267 (25) No.2079075>>2079077

>>2079070

>>2079072

バイバイ

REEEEEEEEEEE :3

-Mwah-


bddadb (29) No.2079076>>2079078

>>2079072

I hope a truck plows through the crowd you're in on the way to work.


c67337 (35) No.2079077

>>2079072

>>2079075

habe nice day at work

mwah mwah


4975d3 (102) No.2079078>>2079082

File (hide): 2e24c4287623de8⋯.jpg (45.67 KB, 324x300, 27:25, chiri_wat.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079076

Be more creative, like; "I hope a lorry full of knives overturns in the roundabout on its way to a delivery and all of the limeys and brownies rush it and loot it and then go on a spree and you're cornered on a sidewalk and rushed from all sides by knife-brandishing hooligans."


bddadb (29) No.2079079

I just realized my ID has "dad" in it. Perfect.


978c61 (56) No.2079080>>2079086

Do you have kids?


978c61 (56) No.2079081>>2079086

Or are you just one of those DDLG weirdos?


bddadb (29) No.2079082>>2079085

>>2079078

That's trying way too hard.


4975d3 (102) No.2079083

nah, it's what his dog calls him.


978c61 (56) No.2079084

Also your ID is Bad Dad... Lol


4975d3 (102) No.2079085

File (hide): 7d9843c96258e74⋯.jpg (79.68 KB, 512x430, 256:215, chiri_bored.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079082

Trying hard is better than not trying hard enough.


bddadb (29) No.2079086>>2079087 >>2079088

>>2079080

>>2079081

No but everyone has always said I sound like a disappointed dad most of the time so I've just sort of ran with it. My SO calls me dad in that sardonic way only when I'm forcing them to do the right/responsible thing.


4975d3 (102) No.2079087

>>2079086

Ah yes, the "Thanks, dad.. I know how to do it"


978c61 (56) No.2079088>>2079090

File (hide): 05b290e9ec37382⋯.png (175.26 KB, 399x367, 399:367, 2nt.png) (h) (u)

>>2079086

Lol my wife calls me Mom when I do the same thing. At least yours gets the gender correct.


4975d3 (102) No.2079089

File (hide): 5b89a0b8aa24022⋯.jpg (88.11 KB, 444x580, 111:145, chiri_glasses.jpg) (h) (u)

Blood-chan still calls me mom.

I don't actively encourage it, but shitposters gonna shitpost.


bddadb (29) No.2079090>>2079091

>>2079088

Not gonna lie, the way you had the identity crisis shit made me think you were the irresponsible one that she was babysitting in the relationship not the other way around.


978c61 (56) No.2079091>>2079093

File (hide): c998a623233b378⋯.png (162.53 KB, 462x353, 462:353, 16nt.png) (h) (u)

>>2079090

She makes questionable decisions.

I just have momentary spouts of existential dread.

We're both probably equally mentally unstable

which identity crisis?


978c61 (56) No.2079092>>2079093

You mean the questioning whether or not I'm comfortable with forty years of Suburban life?


bddadb (29) No.2079093>>2079095


4975d3 (102) No.2079094>>2079095

File (hide): d1ebb080bf96ea9⋯.jpg (38.3 KB, 256x256, 1:1, chiri_concern.jpg) (h) (u)

Having a partner/friend who understands you is great.

I have heard that the best recipe for an ongoing relationship is to connect but still be interesting, independant people who can have different opinions and tastes, making conversation something interesting rather than finding someone who is basically exactly like yourself, in which you will pick out every flaw..


978c61 (56) No.2079095>>2079096

File (hide): fb5ae75cefdeb2f⋯.png (282.63 KB, 600x603, 200:201, 55nt.png) (h) (u)

>>2079093

Yeah, I deal with that kind of shit a lot. I think it's just part of "Growing up," in a mental capacity.

I was dealing with a weird juxtaposition where there was

Old me:

>Hard drugs

>Literally never a sober moment

>More alcohol than a human should consume in a life time in a ten year span

>Living on peoples couches

>Tattoos & Piercings ERRYWHERE

>Fuck this, Fuck that, Fuck Fuck Fuck

>Life is a game

>What's a "job?"

and

Current me:

>Mushrooms like once a year

>Weekend drinking, maybe light weekday drinking

>Dedicated career

>College degree

>No tattoos in years

>No new piercings in years

>Paying a mortgage in the suburbs

In all fairness, I think anybody in my position would be dealing with thoughts of not belonging.

It still bugs me, but at this point I'm convinced it'll pass. I've only been a productive member of society for a cumulative five of my twenty-six years on this planet. Once I reach that half way point where I've spent more of my life as an Average Joe than I have as PunkRock4LyfeGonnaDieInAnAlleyway, those feelings should subside entirely.

>>2079094

You heard right.

Why would anyone want to be with someone exactly like them in any capacity. That's a recipe for boredom, and therein, separation.

Having common ground is great, but if you share all of your thoughts and sentiments, then conflict becomes entirely superficial, not productive or engaging.


bddadb (29) No.2079096>>2079097 >>2079098

>>2079095

It's not like I don't empathize. I'm the least sane person in every group I'm a part of and yet the one keeping people sane in ways I'm none too sure how it works. That weird urge to just give in to whatever ultimately self-destructive bullshit instead of what the smallest iota of sanity is telling you is the right choice.

I get it, man. I just figured you were the opposite in that relationship.


978c61 (56) No.2079097>>2079100 >>2079102

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>>2079096

Full disclosure, my wife is diagnosed mentally unstable. Paranoid Schizophrenia and Manic Depression, so as uncertain as I am in my day-to-day mentality, overall I'm relatively well put together. On the surface, you'd be right. She takes care of me, mentally, during the regular events, but overall I'm the one keeping her from making bad or illogical decisions and, as you put it, "babysitting," her.

The thoughts and feelings I portray here are infinitely more vulnerable than I allow myself to be IRL. Even during those spouts of existentialism, you wouldn't be able to tell I was anything other than stable if you and I were having a passing conversation.

I enjoy spilling my character flaws here. You guys validate me and offer me perspective I can't get elsewhere BECAUSE I don't let that shit out in person.


4975d3 (102) No.2079098

File (hide): e37496065ed2d40⋯.jpg (35.78 KB, 287x289, 287:289, chiri_blank.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079096

I have been there too.

I have been the voice of reason, the balance in a group, but then also the one who's the most spontaneous and do weird shit out of nowhere.

I no longer have a friendship group though, so at least there's no anxiety to deal with; having to act as a conscience for other people lacking any responsibility, but also trying to get attention and rally everyone together to do things by being the most outgoing..

I guess just as I described, the balance.


978c61 (56) No.2079099>>2079101

File (hide): bd8ec8ece57c845⋯.png (74.27 KB, 221x318, 221:318, 107nt.png) (h) (u)

Liquor and Whores!

Oooooh Liquor and Whores!

Cigarettes and Dope and Mustard and Balogna

Liquor and Whores!


4975d3 (102) No.2079100>>2079103 >>2079104

File (hide): cc8cda9199a76c7⋯.jpg (102.83 KB, 485x515, 97:103, chiri_angry.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079097

Yes, one thing to enjoy about internet anonymity for sure.

I have social anxiety so real people are difficult for me and I'm a hermit, but internet people are fine, because they're engaging and intelligent (for the most part) and enjoyable in conversation.

However, I am still an alcoholic so when I re-read some of my posts I'm embarrassed to see my sentence structures fall apart. I'm too compulsive to worry about error-checking myself as that would be a waste of my time.

But, I'm like that IRL too with my anxiety, I feel like I've said the wrong things and embarrassed myself and look foolish, without having any delete or edit buttons... what is said is said, and since I speak out loud very rarely, often what comes out is jarring or crudely assembled if I haven't rehearsed what I'm going to say in my head already...


4975d3 (102) No.2079101>>2079104

File (hide): 45c618fe8c7ebd1⋯.jpg (103.76 KB, 463x402, 463:402, tetora climax.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079099

Prosciutto on ciabatta with a touch of horseradish mustard on one side and pesto on the other


bddadb (29) No.2079102>>2079104

>>2079097

Fair enough. I wasn't expecting this to be anymore than some back and forth of mild insults mixed in with whatever truth.

Weirdly, I think that's true for a lot of people here. Where it's not really positive affirmation and meaningless sympathy that they're after but that type of slightly caustic critique to blunt whatever they're feeling. Anyways, I'm passing out. Later.


4975d3 (102) No.2079103

File (hide): c9c35a7f08b7b06⋯.jpg (83.51 KB, 371x348, 371:348, tetora thoughtful.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079100

*impulsive, not compulsive in that sentence.

though in other things I am compulsive.

such as error-checking.


978c61 (56) No.2079104>>2079106

File (hide): 251c97b1af6cd58⋯.png (112.44 KB, 284x381, 284:381, 36nt.png) (h) (u)

>>2079101

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8a9eqkSqM8

>>2079100

See, I have no Social Anxiety. I'm the most outgoing and friendly person you'll meet unless you rub me the wrong way. I love making conversation and talking to strangers. It's just a character trait I picked up when I was drifting. You either be friendly and sociable or you starve quiet and alone. It kind of just stuck.

Talking about me, however, in real life. Nope. Doesn't happen. Music, weather, political climate, do aliens exist, is there a god, why are we conscious. That stuff, perfectly cool.

"So you seemed off yesterday, Everything okay?"

"YEP!" accompanied by a terrified open eyed gaze.

Here, though. "Hey dude, you alright?" is followed by a textwall of feelings and emotions. I have no problem being outwardly sociable. I have a problem being personally vulnerable.

>>2079102

My apologies. I'll make sure to not talk about feelings around you.

Something something does your mom know you're a homo?


978c61 (56) No.2079105

THE HULK WAS A BIG GREEN PUSSY

I'M MUSHROOM MAN

COME OOOONNNN!!!!


4975d3 (102) No.2079106>>2079107

File (hide): 61abd95ec9c4dfa⋯.jpg (74.31 KB, 236x300, 59:75, tetora_cunning.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079104

I have the opposite persona, I'm an everyman in real life and I react like I'm medicated.

I was doing some work in a stairwell today and a tenant walked down and said "Hi", so I said "Hey." with my back turned. She asked, "I hope I didn't scare you" so I turned around to look at her and said "eh." and went back to what I was doing.

I hate small talk. People always have small talk, so I keep my responses to a simple script.

"How's it going?"

"About the same."

"What's up?"

"Gas prices."

I think my problem's inverse to yours; I am not outwardly sociable, but neither do I think I am vulnerable like there are any secrets I need to hide from anyone; I don't have a pretense or shell, or a fake smile to present to people- they get what they get at face value, so when a conversation does happen it's usually at a level I'm comfortable at. I'm just not an instigator, I don't have a motive to talk to people and I assume most people have grown to accept that other people do have motives for intitiating conversation, so it's easy if other people break the ice because they'll find the real me very quickly.


978c61 (56) No.2079107>>2079108

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>>2079106

I want so badly to make my way up to Mooseland, drag you out of your house to the nearest alcohol-serving establishment, and be my regularly outwardly bubbly self until your melancholic brief responses become too tedious to handle and you just fucking let go.

I can be incredibly persistent.


4975d3 (102) No.2079108>>2079109

File (hide): da82fc14cd137da⋯.jpg (44.05 KB, 225x225, 1:1, lucky tetora.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079107

You get enough liquour in me though,

and I literally will say and do embarrassing things that hangover+anxiety me will want to hang myself over.


978c61 (56) No.2079109>>2079110

File (hide): 05b290e9ec37382⋯.png (175.26 KB, 399x367, 399:367, 2nt.png) (h) (u)

>>2079108

Holy shit, which part of Canuckistan are you in?

Wife wants to see it someday soon


4975d3 (102) No.2079110>>2079111

File (hide): cc6f799b537e858⋯.jpg (21.6 KB, 114x157, 114:157, tetora_cutegrin.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079109

the nicest part, Vancouver Island.


978c61 (56) No.2079111>>2079114

File (hide): 5c2375154cc0470⋯.png (173.86 KB, 362x406, 181:203, 66nt.png) (h) (u)

>>2079110

Hey, Hey! You're literally in the most convenient part of Leaftoria for me to get to. What are the odds? I might be in Seattle this winter. Would just be a hop skip and a jump to get smashed with Chiri


4975d3 (102) No.2079112

File (hide): 5388e7e27ba8cd8⋯.jpg (228.06 KB, 1200x799, 1200:799, Vancouver-Island-7.jpg) (h) (u)

seriously though, don't google images of 'vancouver island' or you'll be like

ʰᵒˡʸ ˢʰᶦᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵃ ʳᵉᵃˡ ᵖˡᵃᶜᵉ


978c61 (56) No.2079113>>2079115

I've been around. Trust me, its pretty, but I've seen prettier


4975d3 (102) No.2079114

File (hide): 0ece73842d73125⋯.jpg (48.36 KB, 209x249, 209:249, tetora sly aside.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079111

That'd be cool, we have some fuckin' good noodle bowl restaurants.

Sushi places in my city are mediocre but damn they can fry some tonkatsu and takoyaki tho.


4975d3 (102) No.2079115>>2079116

File (hide): 0f23be3bfcf9e52⋯.jpg (24.89 KB, 225x350, 9:14, tetora bouhatei.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079113

As a Canadian without an international passport this is the best I can get.

It beats living in fucking Ontario.


978c61 (56) No.2079116>>2079117

File (hide): 623ae7e1f03f206⋯.png (157.83 KB, 427x274, 427:274, 4nt.png) (h) (u)

>>2079115

Or, God forbid, the blasted lands (Nunavut)

Or Toronto. What a mediocre city.


4975d3 (102) No.2079117

File (hide): c72a4a72ccdd5c7⋯.jpg (88.35 KB, 392x403, 392:403, tetora grin.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079116

I'm in the enjoyable little city of Nanaimo, just far enough away from Victoria and Vancouver to be pleasant and relaxing;

it invokes some of the perks I had living in Thunder Bay, Ontario.. in that if you traverse any direction for about 5km away from the city you are immediately in untouched forest...

I can't live without that.


c67337 (35) No.2079118>>2079122

did u know the inguinal canal exists

i didnt know until about 30 minutes ago

ITS SPOOKY


c67337 (35) No.2079119

thinking about it makes my chest feel tight and owie


4975d3 (102) No.2079120

File (hide): da82fc14cd137da⋯.jpg (44.05 KB, 225x225, 1:1, lucky tetora.jpg) (h) (u)

I moved out west because I was sick of the cold winters, shitty jobs, poor wages, corrupt city officials.. I grew up there but the town decayed into shit and is only notable for being a bottleneck on the Trans-Canada where no other highways bypass the inevitable choke point of Thunder Bay, Ontario.

I am at ease by large bodies of water, so the ocean will do just fine. There is barely even a winter here at all, I have already adapted and this is an easy life.


113d37 (9) No.2079121>>2079123

File (hide): 077fa994139f4ce⋯.png (9.67 KB, 443x403, 443:403, 1498603338644.png) (h) (u)

Nanaimo is shit.

Fukken little pock in the woods ass place.


4975d3 (102) No.2079122>>2079124

File (hide): c9c35a7f08b7b06⋯.jpg (83.51 KB, 371x348, 371:348, tetora thoughtful.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079118

is that how inguinal hernias develop?


4975d3 (102) No.2079123>>2079168

File (hide): 130e84decb21789⋯.jpg (71.33 KB, 327x321, 109:107, tetora hue.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079121

So what city in Australia is any better than a pock in the woods?

Do you even have woods, mate?


c67337 (35) No.2079124>>2079125

>>2079122

i dont know ?

i know tucking involves putting your testes back in that canal

its not unhealthy :p

i mean thats where they were before they dropped


4975d3 (102) No.2079125>>2079126

File (hide): 0f23be3bfcf9e52⋯.jpg (24.89 KB, 225x350, 9:14, tetora bouhatei.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079124

Well then, I've learned something today.

Thanks for sharing your experiences.


c67337 (35) No.2079126>>2079131

>>2079125

im still getting used to it

i havent even found it on the left side !!!

ITS SO WEIRD CUCUMBER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but yeah ofc glad to help u learn :3


978c61 (56) No.2079127>>2079132

File (hide): 8797f98d839418f⋯.png (201.34 KB, 369x424, 369:424, 1nt.png) (h) (u)

Sydney is pretty nice.

I could be homeless in Sydney thanks to Darling Harbor alone.

And Australia has some pretty fucking incredible mountainous jungles.


978c61 (56) No.2079128>>2079131

File (hide): 881250e01ffe2c5⋯.png (156.04 KB, 403x345, 403:345, 17s.png) (h) (u)

Anyway it's been a long night. I just finished dealing with essays, so I think I should get some sleep.

One more night of three hours, and I can sleep the fuck in Saturday.

Night, thread. Be well.

Nice talking to you Chiri

Later Gilg

night Squids


978c61 (56) No.2079129

Oh, and.. I guess good morning whackjob urine-obsessor


c67337 (35) No.2079130

good morning ??

buddy i been up since yesterday :p

nini


4975d3 (102) No.2079131>>2079133

File (hide): da82fc14cd137da⋯.jpg (44.05 KB, 225x225, 1:1, lucky tetora.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079126

well, I mean, I've always known that my balls can be pushed up into those pouches.. is that what the inguinal canal is? I am picturing like, gay dudes who can push them even further up than just the pouch thing so they go internal..

I mean didn't every guy with testicles kinda figure that out though?

>>2079128

k


4975d3 (102) No.2079132

File (hide): 986fff567291dc2⋯.jpg (81.73 KB, 331x354, 331:354, tetora kawaii.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079127

Yeah, my brother lived in Darwin for a while with a guitar, living in a school bus and picking melons.

Wouldn't say I'd like to do that myself.


c67337 (35) No.2079133>>2079134

>>2079131

no thats the canal

I DIDNT KNOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS ???

thinking about it doesnt feel good

i dont like touching that area

i feel like its way too sensitive and i'm gonna accidentally seppuku by pushing it the wrong way/too hard/etc


4975d3 (102) No.2079134>>2079136 >>2079137

File (hide): 8f2bcbc0e8bddce⋯.jpg (45.22 KB, 240x269, 240:269, tetora_devious.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079133

were you raised religious or something?

every dude plays with their balls.


4975d3 (102) No.2079135

File (hide): 14c48b95520a36d⋯.jpg (148.16 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, Nanaimo-Bars.jpg) (h) (u)

NOM NOM NOM BARS


c67337 (35) No.2079136>>2079141

>>2079134

I JUST DONT LIKE TOUCHING THEM !!!!

THEY FEEL LIKE THEYRE GONNA BURST AT ANY MOMENT AND I DONT WANNA BURST THEM AND THEN I DIE FROM BURSTING MY OWN TESTICLE


00c9d0 (54) No.2079137>>2079138

File (hide): 592b1fd82d02547⋯.jpg (41.4 KB, 363x500, 363:500, 1374459451396.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079134

I dont think many have played with their balls in order to do that lol...


4975d3 (102) No.2079138>>2079142

File (hide): d0b77640d657a3f⋯.jpg (116.75 KB, 342x352, 171:176, tetora_puzzled.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079137

well, you know, you squeeze them and they go back up into the pocket.

What?

You just found out about this and it has a scientific term?


c67337 (35) No.2079139

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


1047de (14) No.2079140

morning frens


4975d3 (102) No.2079141>>2079144

File (hide): da82fc14cd137da⋯.jpg (44.05 KB, 225x225, 1:1, lucky tetora.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079136

They're not that fragile, it's really the pain factor that makes you think they are; they will still function, but it's an evolutionary trait that the pain makes you want to protect them- for obvious reproductive benefits.

As a teenager though, I was fascinated by martial arts, especially Chinese kung fu, shaolin and wing chun, so I would punch myself in the balls a lot to develop an understanding and tolerance of the level of pain.


00c9d0 (54) No.2079142>>2079143 >>2079144

File (hide): 1441dc227611b68⋯.png (821.8 KB, 1459x1868, 1459:1868, 880811__safe_solo_oc_cute_….png) (h) (u)

>>2079138

2scared2attempt

Balls2soft


4975d3 (102) No.2079143>>2079146

File (hide): 13f6ba82b4398bd⋯.jpg (44.69 KB, 227x224, 227:224, tetora_heh.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079142

hahaha,

I dub you 'softball'


c67337 (35) No.2079144>>2079145 >>2079146

>>2079141

i wish i was as tuff as you ;w;

>>2079142

learn with me bc i need 2 learn this


4975d3 (102) No.2079145>>2079148

File (hide): c72a4a72ccdd5c7⋯.jpg (88.35 KB, 392x403, 392:403, tetora grin.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079144

I'm not that tough,

I have mental disadvantages concerning regular social interaction.


00c9d0 (54) No.2079146>>2079148

File (hide): 6ebe44e24586778⋯.jpg (6.52 KB, 184x172, 46:43, 1287577121428.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079143

I might accidentally commit testicular suicide!

>>2079144

Nigga I like my balls in their ballsack.


4975d3 (102) No.2079147

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


c67337 (35) No.2079148>>2079149 >>2079154

>>2079145

okay so yeah

i got that handled

i just get queasy when thinkin about handling my stuff

>>2079146

JUST TRY IT


4975d3 (102) No.2079149>>2079151

File (hide): c72a4a72ccdd5c7⋯.jpg (88.35 KB, 392x403, 392:403, tetora grin.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079148

step 1:

slap your balls, full force. just do it.

full force, don't hold back. slap hard. don't miss.

Spend about 10-15 minutes understanding the pain. Think about how your nerves are set up in this way; the course of evolution is trying to protect your main reproductive system.

You want to override this.

When the pain is over, and you have carefully thought about how the nerves send these pain signals to your brain, and WHY,

slap yourself again, just as hard, or harder.


4975d3 (102) No.2079150>>2079154

File (hide): 905196114df527e⋯.jpg (72.41 KB, 424x359, 424:359, tetora huhu.jpg) (h) (u)

Damn, I can't even punch myself in the balls anymore to feel pain.

It's just a lingering, familiar sensation that slowly fades away. It's entirely tolerable.

What have I done to myself?


c67337 (35) No.2079151

>>2079149

okay thanks bud


35d21e (3) No.2079152>>2079154

File (hide): 5a18e85893da5e7⋯.png (1.74 MB, 1600x900, 16:9, Overlord_EP07_085.png) (h) (u)

cock


4975d3 (102) No.2079153

File (hide): 158f1f6a4d2706f⋯.jpg (29.64 KB, 223x348, 223:348, tetora cute.jpg) (h) (u)

I think the only way I'll get dates now is if I go online and look up some kink shit, femme-dom ball busters who are also into switch/being dominated.

Thanks, internet


00c9d0 (54) No.2079154>>2079155 >>2079156 >>2079158

>>2079148

NO YOU

>>2079150

Masochist!

>>2079152

cocks


c67337 (35) No.2079155>>2079161

>>2079154

I AM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM !!!!!!

I WANT THEM TO BE SUCKED INTO MY BODY AND NEVER RETURN TO THE OUTSIDE REALM


35d21e (3) No.2079156>>2079161

File (hide): 31df8333ba47073⋯.png (1.91 MB, 1366x768, 683:384, Overlord_II_EP01_082.png) (h) (u)


4975d3 (102) No.2079157>>2079161

File (hide): 01680f7e9890c27⋯.jpg (23.76 KB, 141x169, 141:169, chiri hmph.jpg) (h) (u)

Now I'm imagining my future sex life;

I'm telling her, "start slow, be careful back there.. if it starts turning purple it could be a ruptured vessel, if I start hemmorhaging we might have to cut this short and go to the hospital so let's keep it safe ok?"


4975d3 (102) No.2079158>>2079161

File (hide): c9a50757dd90094⋯.jpg (68.84 KB, 425x331, 425:331, chiri_bury.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079154

Switch, I'm actually quite a narcissist and would prefer to play with some toys, should I acquire any.


4975d3 (102) No.2079159

File (hide): 8789efe1bfec4e9⋯.jpg (21.1 KB, 140x181, 140:181, chiri_candlelit.jpg) (h) (u)

Toys meaning humans


c67337 (35) No.2079160

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


00c9d0 (54) No.2079161>>2079162 >>2079165 >>2079166

>>2079155

BUT THEYRE YOUR BALLS DUN DOIT

>>2079156

Hows goin?

>>2079157

rofl

>>2079158

Less trouble than its worth!


c67337 (35) No.2079162>>2079164

>>2079161

i dont want my balls..........................................


4280c5 (19) No.2079163>>2079164

File (hide): 6b96847586f4744⋯.jpg (159.7 KB, 1062x1500, 177:250, .jpg) (h) (u)

Hellooooo


00c9d0 (54) No.2079164>>2079169 >>2079171

>>2079162

THEN CHOP CHOP

>>2079163

howdy


35d21e (3) No.2079165>>2079172

File (hide): e218bd66a6564ef⋯.png (926.82 KB, 1265x706, 1265:706, overlord-episode-1-pouring….png) (h) (u)

>>2079161

I got a bunch of drinks for friday night

gonna be fun


4975d3 (102) No.2079166>>2079172

File (hide): d1ebb080bf96ea9⋯.jpg (38.3 KB, 256x256, 1:1, chiri_concern.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079161

Well, I don't want to hurt anyone either.

I think my ideal sex partner would be a 115-pound strawweight mma fighter.

I'd let her have at me, but also teach her technique and mental conditioning.


4975d3 (102) No.2079167>>2079172

File (hide): 916f0f5bea0b151⋯.jpg (79.74 KB, 414x400, 207:200, chiri_sun.jpg) (h) (u)

I think it would be hot to fight my spouse for who gets to be the dom that night.


113d37 (9) No.2079168>>2079170

File (hide): 6449915b74dc16e⋯.jpg (82.19 KB, 960x723, 320:241, everything will burn.JPG) (h) (u)

>>2079123

Yeah plenty it's what keeps FUCKING BURNING


4280c5 (19) No.2079169>>2079172

File (hide): e87d3cad3b2eb2d⋯.jpg (156.57 KB, 804x1024, 201:256, .jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079164

How is your mood today?


4975d3 (102) No.2079170>>2079183

File (hide): 57ef0d8e445cb49⋯.jpg (19.05 KB, 122x130, 61:65, chiri_laugh.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079168

then I don't want to live in a pock in the woods there.


c67337 (35) No.2079171>>2079172

>>2079164

but that cost money and also gives me something that isnt a real vagina

I'LL DEAL WITH POKING MY TESTES INTO THEIR LIL HAMMOCKS


00c9d0 (54) No.2079172>>2079173 >>2079174 >>2079175

>>2079165

Get wasted!

>>2079166

Neither do I. I am always perceptibly a good person after relationships.

>>2079167

So yer secretly a sub? hehe

>>2079169

Good, relaxed just listening to music. You?

>>2079171

BUT WHAT IF THEY DONT COME BACK?


4280c5 (19) No.2079173>>2079177

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>>2079172

Same, but also drunk a bit


3367b9 (17) No.2079174>>2079177

>>2079172

THAT WOULD RULE !!!!


4975d3 (102) No.2079175>>2079177

File (hide): e9610d9e648d37d⋯.jpg (55.66 KB, 253x305, 253:305, chiri_blue.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079172

I said switch.

Sometimes I want to endure a lot of punishment to see how much I can take before breaking;

Other times I want to hear the whimpers and screams from the other side of the fence, and turn someone into a musical instrument.


4280c5 (19) No.2079176>>2079179

File (hide): a8e36096257e125⋯.jpg (146.3 KB, 1234x870, 617:435, .jpg) (h) (u)


00c9d0 (54) No.2079177>>2079180 >>2079181 >>2079184

>>2079173

What are you drinking?

>>2079174

BUT THEYRE YOUR BALLS MAN

>>2079175

Ok only if your wife was an mma fighter, then sub.

I know the feels.


4280c5 (19) No.2079178


00c9d0 (54) No.2079179>>2079184

>>2079176

Dude I dont speak german what does it say?


3367b9 (17) No.2079180>>2079185

>>2079177

i dont want or need them

who cares where they go


4975d3 (102) No.2079181>>2079185

File (hide): 5b89a0b8aa24022⋯.jpg (88.11 KB, 444x580, 111:145, chiri_glasses.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079177

Well yeah, if she were professional I'd let her use me as a punching bag to improve her technique on a living target.


4975d3 (102) No.2079182>>2079185

What better way than to have a dummy that will fight back and resist?


113d37 (9) No.2079183>>2079187

File (hide): b4a1112ad9ef42e⋯.jpg (102.26 KB, 942x1080, 157:180, 1501656790681.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079170

Nor in canada

I've been to fukken nanaimo, got family that live there, and it's top NOTHING


4280c5 (19) No.2079184>>2079185

File (hide): a231169b5871cbe⋯.jpg (154.64 KB, 1080x1453, 1080:1453, .jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079177

I drinked beer with pizza in college

>>2079179

> german

"Even Petrovich is piloting a franxx, and what did you achieve?"


00c9d0 (54) No.2079185>>2079186 >>2079188 >>2079189

>>2079180

Our great lord and saviour, Trump. Probably.

>>2079182

>>2079181

Excuse me but women dont spar with men.

Men are too strong l0l

>>2079184

Whenever you do polish memes again put an english thinger, I dont speak french.


4280c5 (19) No.2079186>>2079194

File (hide): 9846bfff1c3f47a⋯.jpg (191.76 KB, 736x1200, 46:75, .jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079185

> Whenever you do polish memes again put an english thinger, I dont speak french.


4975d3 (102) No.2079187

File (hide): 0f2925fc5bc58b0⋯.jpg (32.16 KB, 224x309, 224:309, matoi_oh.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079183

Exactly.

It's a place old people move to so they can die with a view without the hassle of being in metro Vancouver.

Practically everyone owns a car and drives themselves around, people have money, but I walk everywhere and go hiking a lot.

It's a fantastically beautiful place if you take a step into the forests instead of sitting in motels.

Every motel is the same. Every road is the same. You have to get out of the city to embrace it; you have to live here for a few years to appreciate it.


3367b9 (17) No.2079188>>2079191

>>2079185

well like u said

theyre mine

so in that case

i get to decide where they go

AND I DECIDED THAT THEY GO INTO THE CANAL FROM WHICH THEY CAME FROM


4975d3 (102) No.2079189>>2079191

File (hide): 7b3ae9c5f2be073⋯.jpg (180.15 KB, 640x480, 4:3, dat matoi.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079185

Who assumed I'd fight back?

No, I would. I'd block, I'd escape, I'd throw counters, I'd prep her for real fights.


4280c5 (19) No.2079190>>2079192


00c9d0 (54) No.2079191>>2079193 >>2079198

>>2079188

THEN DOIT

BUT I AINT

>>2079189

moit ura masochist accept it

You chose a good weight range....dat body.


4975d3 (102) No.2079192>>2079199

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>2079190

No, this.

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4975d3 (102) No.2079193>>2079196

>>2079191

Switch.


00c9d0 (54) No.2079194>>2079199

>>2079186

I SPEAK AUSTRALIAN MATE


1047de (14) No.2079195>>2079197

what's the deal with bloody aussie cunts oi oi oi


00c9d0 (54) No.2079196>>2079206

>>2079193

A switch with masochistic tendencies! Like bashin ur balls!


00c9d0 (54) No.2079197>>2079200

>>2079195

oi always comes first, oi is the greeting, the call for attention


3367b9 (17) No.2079198>>2079205

>>2079191

just try it once

apparently it happens automatically sometimes with intense cold temps or uh

intense love making


4280c5 (19) No.2079199

File (hide): 54de30ed74cb2e9⋯.jpg (174.41 KB, 682x960, 341:480, .jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079192

Original is better, more energy

>>2079194

SNAKEGAROO SAYS "hhhhhhraaaa" "HHHHHHRAAAAAAAAA"


1047de (14) No.2079200>>2079204 >>2079205

>>2079197

sorry you'll come to find I only speak THE QUEEN'S ENGLISH >:(


1047de (14) No.2079201>>2079205

you utter mong those bloody foreigners when will they learn I swear down on me mum


4280c5 (19) No.2079202

СОЛОВЇНА КРАЩЕ ЗА АНГЛІЙСЬКУ


3367b9 (17) No.2079204>>2079207

>>2079200

have u heard of the inguinal canal


00c9d0 (54) No.2079205>>2079208 >>2079210

>>2079198

I am well aware it happens!

I just cannot consciously will myself to do it, because in my case, I dont have much use for doing that!

>>2079200

>>2079201

Fuckin pommy git, go suck on the queens tit ya cunt


4975d3 (102) No.2079206>>2079214

File (hide): 8895336aeeedf09⋯.jpg (63.34 KB, 290x300, 29:30, matoi_cute3.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079196

Circumstances. I might want to meet a girl with the capability to beat me down, but I could enjoy the challenge of sparring as well.

If I got to know her idiosyncracies I might better predict and take advantage of her, and win; but it would only result in experience and thinking up ways to counter..

I think that would be an exciting relationship.


1047de (14) No.2079207>>2079212


3367b9 (17) No.2079208>>2079214

>>2079205

yeah but what if one day you have to hide them or die but you really live you should know how to put em in there !!


4280c5 (19) No.2079209

File (hide): 7a1e8cd3bd9d091⋯.jpg (15.91 KB, 352x394, 176:197, .jpg) (h) (u)

We need to get Kievan Rus back


1047de (14) No.2079210

>>2079205

listen here you poofter

think you're all that do you cunt

you're not so why don't you piss in someone else's cornflakes you nonce


4975d3 (102) No.2079211>>2079214

File (hide): df0ab0e677bb803⋯.jpg (59.46 KB, 290x300, 29:30, matoi_cute4.jpg) (h) (u)

As long as neither party ever really 'gave up' then it wouldn't be masochistic at all.

Throwing in the towel during the match, in that sort of arrangement, would be pulling the maso card. Giving all you've got right to the end would be a better fight.


3367b9 (17) No.2079212>>2079216 >>2079217

>>2079207

its where your testes were before they dropped

its in the pubic mound and i learned today that its part of how to tuck

ive been trying to figure out tucking for a while but like only today did i learn you push them into a thingy

im still 100% not used to it and I've only found the spot on one sid but wow it feels odd searching for it


4975d3 (102) No.2079213

File (hide): f96dedef417e265⋯.jpg (90.23 KB, 480x300, 8:5, matoi_cute1.jpg) (h) (u)

I'm rooting for Rose Namajunas tomorrow.


00c9d0 (54) No.2079214>>2079218 >>2079219

>>2079206

Aide it with prescription drugs, so you can endure more.

>>2079208

Im sure if imma die it would be easy as fug, just uncomfortable.

>>2079211

ye I reckon it being a job her skill would simply heighten that much faster, meaning nigga gonn lose a lot and you'd be silly not to know that!


4280c5 (19) No.2079215


4975d3 (102) No.2079216>>2079219

File (hide): ea4eda26c65d27f⋯.jpg (34.7 KB, 200x215, 40:43, matoi_banana2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079212

Shit dawg, I played with my balls enough as a kid, I know how to tuck then.

You didn't play with your balls?

You didn't put them back in the pouch?


1047de (14) No.2079217>>2079219

>>2079212

why would you need to know this

why do you need to search for it

all your balls do is store your pee you don't need to do anything with them


4975d3 (102) No.2079218>>2079220

File (hide): 1e84b1fd77ff291⋯.jpg (21.79 KB, 170x170, 1:1, matoi_leon.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079214

Why would I ever want to numb pain?


3367b9 (17) No.2079219>>2079220 >>2079221

>>2079214

i promise you you couldnt do it in 30-60 seconds

>>2079216

no u stinker we've already had this conversation

>>2079217

are u dense u doofus

what do u mean why would i need to do this

i would need to do this to tuck so i dont bulge in tight fitting clothes and look like a disgusting grose boy


00c9d0 (54) No.2079220>>2079222

>>2079218

Less recovery times from certain injuries.

You may not be totally fixed, but less pain helps hit harder despite that.

>>2079219

I could if I was gonna die! Just jam the fuckers up there!


1047de (14) No.2079221>>2079223 >>2079224

>>2079219

I guess I am because all that's coming to mind is "just tuck them out of the way"


3367b9 (17) No.2079222>>2079228

>>2079220

*points gun at your head*

DO IT !!!!!!


4975d3 (102) No.2079223

>>2079221

see in this instance he means to tuck his testicles above his pubic bone


3367b9 (17) No.2079224

>>2079221

OUT OF THE WAY ????

WHERE ???

if they're not going inside of the canal theyre still taking up the same amount of space in a limited region so theres almost no difference/point


4975d3 (102) No.2079225

so it looks more streamlined as there is less 'down there'


1047de (14) No.2079226

do you not wear pants or something


4975d3 (102) No.2079227

it's gay people stuff.


00c9d0 (54) No.2079228>>2079230

File (hide): f27701522de6a09⋯.png (854.78 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, xb.png) (h) (u)

>>2079222

Good luck shooting me, I'm Australian.


3367b9 (17) No.2079229>>2079232

woafie i literally only wear pants

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DOWITH ANYTHING LOL

i wear very tight jeans more often than anything else

usually i can avoid bulge but not always

short shorts and leggings i wanna wear but

B U L G E

so like i need to learn to tuck


3367b9 (17) No.2079230>>2079239

>>2079228

i am america

i have mega gun


1047de (14) No.2079231

my bad

underwear


4975d3 (102) No.2079232>>2079234

File (hide): 0751b9058a23ffa⋯.jpg (40.47 KB, 193x216, 193:216, matoi_stare.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079229

There's also a muscle that controls testicle retraction. You can train that once you're able to push them into the inguinal tract to keep them there.


3367b9 (17) No.2079233

UNDERWEAR ALONE WILL NOT TUCK WELL

gaffs are like okay at it ??? but certain instances gaffs are garbage


3367b9 (17) No.2079234>>2079237

>>2079232

ty for this tip

youve been more helpful than a lot of other sources i read earlier today


c3d70c (1) No.2079235

Zero worst intoner, Lady 4 best tbh.


3367b9 (17) No.2079236

loafie im actually gonna punch u

you haven't been this dumb in awhile


4975d3 (102) No.2079237>>2079240

File (hide): 37981a3fc913cab⋯.jpg (53.48 KB, 286x300, 143:150, matoi_jii3.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079234

Well it's just odd that something like this comes out of the blue, I just assumed all males knew about the ball pockets. I can right now pretty much tuck my entire genitalia with tighter underwear and appear female, now that you've brought this information back to me.

I mean, I played with my genitals a lot as a kid and I figured out that each ball also had a pouch and I never thought it was abnormal.


1047de (14) No.2079238

no I've always been this dumb I've just managed to hide it

so I'm actually very intelligent


00c9d0 (54) No.2079239>>2079240

>>2079230

Bring it here then l0l


3367b9 (17) No.2079240>>2079242

>>2079237

if only i was more like cucumber when i was growing up....

>>2079239

B A N G


4975d3 (102) No.2079241>>2079242

File (hide): 64af8f0b017460c⋯.jpg (55.05 KB, 286x300, 143:150, matoi_jii2.jpg) (h) (u)

Aside from having muscular control of retracting my testicles I also have control of my prostate muscles, so I can hold off an ejaculation, and orgasm twice in a sitting, and be good to go in ten minutes to orgasm again..

Don't most people?


00c9d0 (54) No.2079242>>2079244

>>2079240

woooow

>>2079241

Although the prostate thing came natural to me, I am not sure if it is to most people.


3367b9 (17) No.2079243>>2079245

goodnight lovelies

Nini

Love uuuuuu

Mwah


4975d3 (102) No.2079244>>2079245

File (hide): 9d9f1f22de547f7⋯.jpg (15.22 KB, 143x102, 143:102, desu_burn.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079242

Aging from 25 to 35 taught me a lot;

I've become wiser- which is probably the most important. Physically, I had to adapt- I am not as light and lean, I am heavier but also stronger, but the same fast-twitch muscle memory remains, while I am still agile the increased weight will drain more stamina over time but I can also utilize it for throws or backing a strike with flesh-momentum


00c9d0 (54) No.2079245

File (hide): f27701522de6a09⋯.png (854.78 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, xb.png) (h) (u)

One of the guys at work had no scale of how loud guns are and thought shooting outside and not in a room is enough to blast away without headphones.

>>2079243

Sleep well.

>>2079244

I am only 24.

Being smart isnt a thing I do.


4975d3 (102) No.2079246>>2079248 >>2079249 >>2079383

File (hide): 061e13c4e47ba1f⋯.jpg (84.44 KB, 600x480, 5:4, dont_fuck_with_chiri.jpg) (h) (u)


4975d3 (102) No.2079247

File (hide): 9921df54ef25a80⋯.jpg (41.45 KB, 223x256, 223:256, chiri_hu.jpg) (h) (u)

sheeeiiiitt

I'm so fucking Canadian


00c9d0 (54) No.2079248

>>2079246

You looks so Canadian its incredible.


4280c5 (19) No.2079249>>2079250 >>2079255

File (hide): b458d19d2066aed⋯.jpg (36.15 KB, 640x640, 1:1, .jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079246

So fat


00c9d0 (54) No.2079250>>2079254

>>2079249

pic of hutz when


bd815b (12) No.2079251>>2079252

File (hide): c517060582d02c4⋯.jpg (40.43 KB, 548x1024, 137:256, 3b85f9520cd9faa93ae15aec63….jpg) (h) (u)

Is it time to sleep yet?


00c9d0 (54) No.2079252>>2079253


bd815b (12) No.2079253>>2079256

File (hide): e98ffeda708a9fe⋯.jpg (168.74 KB, 600x650, 12:13, 47878688_p9_master1200.jpg) (h) (u)


4280c5 (19) No.2079254>>2079256

File (hide): 88ee98346ff2664⋯.jpg (166.66 KB, 486x604, 243:302, .jpg) (h) (u)


4975d3 (102) No.2079255>>2079261

File (hide): fca847c2adfdef3⋯.jpg (56.12 KB, 223x345, 223:345, chiri_scold.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079249

if I grab a fold, it's less than one inch between my fingers.

I get body dysmorphia because I think I'm actually 'fat' but it's not true at all; this is just my build and I've grown to live with it.

I walk 10+km a day, I ride a BMX, I am all muscle but I can't get rid of the fat layer on me, it's just there. I accept it.

I'm not 'fat', and I'm certainly not obese. I don't want to starve myself into a typical body type, I'm an endomorph and it works just fine for me, I'm active, fast and strong.


00c9d0 (54) No.2079256>>2079257 >>2079258

>>2079253

Then sleep nao!

>>2079254

Is this a good picture to compare the average Ukrainian with?


bd815b (12) No.2079257>>2079259

File (hide): 1b147b026409fbd⋯.jpg (197.15 KB, 600x500, 6:5, 42809678_p3_master1200.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079256

But I don't want to sleep right now!


4280c5 (19) No.2079258>>2079259

File (hide): 7d7fe3129f63817⋯.jpg (1.43 MB, 1952x2592, 61:81, .jpg) (h) (u)


00c9d0 (54) No.2079259>>2079260 >>2079262

>>2079257

Then sleep never!

>>2079258

hehehe


bd815b (12) No.2079260>>2079267

File (hide): aeecea6285f16ea⋯.jpg (201.16 KB, 600x530, 60:53, 47878688_p16_master1200.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079259

But I love sleping!


4280c5 (19) No.2079261>>2079272

File (hide): 49199aabc288b70⋯.jpg (79.43 KB, 570x807, 190:269, .jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079255

What about diet? I'm endomorph too, but i don't look so fat


4280c5 (19) No.2079262>>2079264 >>2079267

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4975d3 (102) No.2079263

File (hide): 972eacf9691fdac⋯.jpg (62.08 KB, 600x480, 5:4, chiri_fat.jpg) (h) (u)

Here, this is how 'fat' I am when I grab a chunk of my belly fat.

I'm a fit endomorph.


4280c5 (19) No.2079264

File (hide): 95eb2d0a49debd5⋯.jpg (77.25 KB, 900x499, 900:499, .jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079262

3 years passed....


4975d3 (102) No.2079265>>2079267

It's all muscle.


4280c5 (19) No.2079266

File (hide): 62d43e7c6012c06⋯.jpg (298.76 KB, 1300x1500, 13:15, .jpg) (h) (u)

Dude, i don't give a fuck about your look


00c9d0 (54) No.2079267>>2079268 >>2079272

>>2079260

Then sleep when you feel like it!

>>2079262

Im drinking, maybe I'll post myself again later.

How dare you people fat shame.

>>2079265

Guy I work with is fat, he out-lifts guys in his same weight comp though because his muscle is simply better.

Fat is fat tho and I got none woohoo


bd815b (12) No.2079268>>2079270

File (hide): 8e8f07344886abe⋯.jpg (25.94 KB, 328x400, 41:50, CGD2-86114.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079267

This way I'll have to wait till night or even morning!1


302ed8 (6) No.2079269>>2079270

-squeaks and yawns. Is sleepy-


00c9d0 (54) No.2079270>>2079273

File (hide): 0d09456700678d0⋯.jpg (15.2 KB, 280x280, 1:1, 1417524176753.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079268

Is that a good idea though?

>>2079269

Good...morning?


1047de (14) No.2079271

morning sonata


4975d3 (102) No.2079272>>2079274

File (hide): da82fc14cd137da⋯.jpg (44.05 KB, 225x225, 1:1, lucky tetora.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079261

diet? reduce carbs like breads.

Eat more meats and fillers;

seafood, meat kebabs, veggie filler like carrots, cucumbers, stuff that will fill you up vs. bread.

Fats and oils are good. Fish is great.

You'll trim up and keep your muscle mass on a protein diet.

Carb diet is what will get you fatter as lipids need a place to go, existing fat cells are prime real estate and if you've ever been fat before they will return there.

>>2079267

I got fat once and those cells are there, ready to expand at a moment's notice if I order a pizza, but I personally am not a lifter. When I was younger I trained in wing chun so I have fast-reflex muscles in my arms and legs, and I am better at endurance than anything else; I can walk forever, work forever. So, I actually have a system set up to burn calories slowly but also a fast reflex system.. my body burns muscle when in strain mode but starches in endurance, so I am not an athlete nor a body builder.


bd815b (12) No.2079273>>2079275

File (hide): a7309a94dc4af93⋯.jpg (47.24 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 41r7in6VpJ0.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079270

What idea? To wait before I'm able to sleep? I've no other options.


00c9d0 (54) No.2079274>>2079276

File (hide): 7c5fa7f6c642cb3⋯.jpg (81.4 KB, 352x515, 352:515, 1416344848444.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079272

I cant gain unless I try and im too lazy to try so my body is lean, but useless


00c9d0 (54) No.2079275>>2079277

>>2079273

Just sleep whenever you want then!


4975d3 (102) No.2079276>>2079278

File (hide): 61abd95ec9c4dfa⋯.jpg (74.31 KB, 236x300, 59:75, tetora_cunning.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079274

But at least then you have the aesthetic that's sought after.


bd815b (12) No.2079277>>2079278

File (hide): 8c7587b773e9ddb⋯.jpg (131.86 KB, 512x512, 1:1, hM.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079275

I can't!


00c9d0 (54) No.2079278>>2079279

File (hide): 0d09456700678d0⋯.jpg (15.2 KB, 280x280, 1:1, 1417524176753.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079276

I'd be nice to have more muscle, but Im comfortable as a skinnydude.

As far as it seems I need not concern myself with looking fat, my body will always keep itself as lean as possible, I'm sure if I put the effort in however, I would put on muscle eventually. OF course if I was to stop I'm sure it would disappear very quickly.

>>2079277

Why not?!


bd815b (12) No.2079279>>2079280

>>2079278

I can't just turn myself off.


00c9d0 (54) No.2079280>>2079282

File (hide): 58ca3c032f5e45c⋯.jpg (35.37 KB, 400x318, 200:159, 1415107076048.jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079279

Drugs!

If not then sit in bed till it happens or stay on the computer till it happens.


4975d3 (102) No.2079281>>2079283

File (hide): 2779b4bafe357e2⋯.jpg (9.47 KB, 100x100, 1:1, hah.jpg) (h) (u)

I can tell you straight up though, yeah.

Ten years ago I was even more of an egotist than I am now. But I was skinny, I thought appearance meant everything.

I tell you now, ten years of wisdom is a good thing to have, even if you aren't as skinny you can add to yourself.. make yourself go further, harder.

The 2018 version of me is the one that's worked for ten years vs. the pansy shitface I used to be, thinking I was good at things until I realized I wasn't even above average. I kept training though, so I gained a lot of muscle mass.


bd815b (12) No.2079282>>2079283 >>2079284

File (hide): 885917ee234a331⋯.jpg (630.63 KB, 1078x1600, 539:800, chan.sankakucomplex.com - ….jpg) (h) (u)

>>2079280

>Drugs!

They're expensive.


00c9d0 (54) No.2079283>>2079285 >>2079286

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>>2079281

Im all sweet with cardio and endurance, its just pure strength is something I have notsomuch

>>2079282

How expensive tho?

Too expensive for sleep?


4975d3 (102) No.2079284

>>2079282

quoting the song,

"I do coke

so I can work longer

so I can earn more

so I can do more coke"


bd815b (12) No.2079285>>2079288

>>2079283

Actually, I don't know. Slleping pills shouldn't cost much. But I'm sure, this will just cause more problems.


4975d3 (102) No.2079286>>2079288

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>>2079283

Yeah, pure lifting strength was never a goal for me at all. I'm not interested really. Endurance is more of my thing. I can do that well, and fast-twitch muscles are better for me than slow-twitch for lifting.. because of the way I've trained and been wired, lifting things induces jerky movements in my muscles.

They've been honed for fast twitch striking.


4975d3 (102) No.2079287

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00c9d0 (54) No.2079288>>2079289 >>2079294

>>2079285

Try an anti-histamine.

>>2079286

Ive always been the guy who got better at X sports faster because of that.

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person around with a real balance.


bd815b (12) No.2079289>>2079291

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>>2079288

Sounds too gay for me.


1047de (14) No.2079290>>2079292

new bread when


00c9d0 (54) No.2079291>>2079293

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>>2079289

Who knows maybe it will clear your nose up enough that you sound less nasally and gay.

It might stop the gay!


00c9d0 (54) No.2079292

>>2079290

youdoit


bd815b (12) No.2079293>>2079296

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4975d3 (102) No.2079294>>2079296

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>>2079288

as a kid I was made fun of for being skinny and useless.

..but by grade 8, I was one of the most non-chalant athletic guy and people stopped making fun of me because I could hit a ball and stop a puck.

Which skills of course, came from training.

I had a moderate career in little league hockey as a goalie too. When they shuffled the teams at the start of the season, they intentionally paired goalies with teams.. so..

somehow I ended up on one of the worst teams.. we lost practically every game, the puck was in our end all of the time, and I was active and the enemy goalie just had to stand there...


4975d3 (102) No.2079295>>2079296

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I mean, they paired goalies with teams based on player tryouts / goalie tryouts and the coaches tried to 'balance' the teams and I was on a team that had no offense, no defense, and I was taking shots all the fucking time...

what the fuck did they sign me up for?


00c9d0 (54) No.2079296>>2079300

>>2079293

Better go take some as soon as possible to be safe.

>>2079294

I dont think anyone made fun of me being skinny, because it meant I wasn't the tubby kid.

>>2079295

Training for goalies who werent shitty!


4975d3 (102) No.2079297

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We did have one guy who was a really good forward, if not probably the best one in the league.. but the entirety of the rest of the team were completely lacking..

I had to shout out to our defensemen, as a goalie, to tell them where to go and what to do, fuck sake


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4975d3 (102) No.2079300

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>>2079296

I had a good run, but I'm past 30 now and reaching for 40 so I don't have a kid's physique anymore.. I really don't like the idea of being called 'fat' now because of all what lies beneath this skin that you do not know..

I mean, it doesn't harm me if you do resort to such petty insults, no one but myself knows how I have lived in this flesh apparatus and shaped it to my specifications..


4975d3 (102) No.2079383

>>2079246

https://media.8ch.net/file_store/thumb/061e13c4e47ba1ffbcb1a22ba5a287006a59d8d43ce55103ea2dade8bb88ede5.jpg

I'm so fucking Canadian

if I grab a fold, it's less than one inch between my fingers.

I get body dysmorphia because I think I'm actually 'fat' but it's not true at all; this is just my build and I've grown to live with it.

I walk 10+km a day, I ride a BMX, I am all muscle but I can't get rid of the fat layer on me, it's just there. I accept it.

I'm not 'fat', and I'm certainly not obese. I don't want to starve myself into a typical body type, I'm an endomorph and it works just fine for me, I'm active, fast and strong.

https://media.8ch.net/file_store/thumb/972eacf9691fdac82df7e70e0f9d0a300ffdd8ef704b1c8997d285148140f00e.jpg

diet? reduce carbs like breads.

Eat more meats and fillers;

seafood, meat kebabs, veggie filler like carrots, cucumbers, stuff that will fill you up vs. bread.

Fats and oils are good. Fish is great.

You'll trim up and keep your muscle mass on a protein diet.

Carb diet is what will get you fatter as lipids need a place to go, existing fat cells are prime real estate and if you've ever been fat before they will return there.

I personally am not a lifter. When I was younger I trained in wing chun so I have fast-reflex muscles in my arms and legs, and I am better at endurance than anything else; I can walk forever, work forever. So, I actually have a system set up to burn calories slowly but also a fast reflex system.. my body burns muscle when in strain mode but starches in endurance, so I am not an athlete nor a body builder.

Ten years ago I was even more of an egotist than I am now. But I was skinny, I thought appearance meant everything.

https://media.8ch.net/file_store/thumb/2779b4bafe357e21f82f13e18578c9fe31f90142cb2a8bc7e737bb49527966e5.jpg

I tell you now, ten years of wisdom is a good thing to have, even if you aren't as skinny you can add to yourself.. make yourself go further, harder.

The 2018 version of me is the one that's worked for ten years vs. the pansy shitface I used to be, thinking I was good at things until I realized I wasn't even above average. I kept training though, so I gained a lot of muscle mass.


4975d3 (102) No.2079384

WHOOPS WRONG THREAD


4975d3 (102) No.2079408

delete


113d37 (9) No.2079417

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e74c06 (1) No.2079539

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>attention whore

Hi all

Shower me with attention




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