28486a No.2079301
28486a No.2079302
>>2079300
Im sure I'll have to deal with that eventually too.
532d63 No.2079303
it isn't even an argument; we have nothing to contribute to the self-fulfilling topic.
532d63 No.2079305
>>2079302
I just like the phrase 'shaping this flesh apparatus to my specifications'.
I mean, we all live one life, have one body for the duration, why not give it a go?
532d63 No.2079307
>>2079306
You didn't train enough to not be tired!
ᶜʰᶦʳᶦ ᵃ ᵐᵉᵐᵉ
0731af No.2079308
>>2079307
Is it necessary to train to become tired?
35464f No.2079309
>>2079307
At least more than you
fatty
28486a No.2079310
>>2079305
I giggled when I read it.
I may, should I feel inclined.
My comforts do not come from physical abilities that require me to hone my body any more than how it keeps itself, as it is already at a level that does all these things to an acceptable level.
I do enjoy snowboarding and keep that up every year, although its not every week, I am veeeery good at it.
Im kinda giving life ago already and right now Im loving it.
532d63 No.2079311
Come to think of it, I have no discernable sleep patterns to speak of.. I've marathon'd 22-28 hours awake and sometimes sleep up to 12-14 hours, but usually I intersperse 3-5 hour naps between work, when I try to sleep I'm insomniac and can't go unconscious and just wrestle around in the bed for hours, then sometimes I'll just drop right the fuck out and dream for 8 hours straight and remember every single one of them..
532d63 No.2079312
>>2079308
I always assumed that fatigue would trigger sleep, but I am exceptional in that fatigue is no longer a barrier to me; I continue on.
I'm not sure if it's hardwired but I can't get tired from mild physical exertion anymore.
0731af No.2079313
> when I try to sleep I'm insomniac and can't go unconscious
That's what I fucking hate.
532d63 No.2079314
>>2079309
You haven't learned how to properly troll yet.
I teach lessons if you're interested.
35464f No.2079315
> tfw you can't sleep in day
532d63 No.2079316
>>2079313
Yeah, like.. I have to work in 6 hours.
Ready... go!
*rolls around for 5 hours*
has half of a dream, alarm goes
35464f No.2079317
>>2079314
Sempai, pls, teach me
3a49dd No.2079319
>>2079270
^-^ -waves-
>>2079271
^-^ -squeaks at you-
28486a No.2079320
>>2079316
This happened to me a couple months ago.
Couldnt sleep so I had some whiskey, hours passed and it didnt work, so I drank some more yadda yadda.
I was mildly drunk at work that morning.
>>2079316
Hows going?
35464f No.2079321
>>2079318
I always known that fat people are evil
532d63 No.2079322
>>2079320
Heh yeah, I've had that end result as well. "fuck it" *chug wine* "This'll put me out.."
le wake up
fuuuuuccckkkk
28486a No.2079323
>>2079322
Work was fun that morning, but then the afternoon made it one of my worst days ever.
Hangover on-top of busiest afternoon.
532d63 No.2079324
>>2079321
Here, crash course in 'old school' trolling, which now what people would merely call 'baiting' - trolling back in the day was less nefarious, the goal was basically to post something that would get a rise out of someone; end result is the troll gets that feeling of 'haha you did exactly what I expected you to do!'
but the modern term has broadened to include antisocial behaviour, slander, online bullying, etc.
You are doing well to stick to the original form, so I'm glad you're either well versed or just a kind-hearted person who means little harm outside of a gesture of an elbowing to the ribs.
In this sense, you are not a troll. You're just cute.
532d63 No.2079325
>>2079323
This is why we impose structure in our lives/ lifestyles so these things don't occur!
28486a No.2079326
>>2079325
Most of the time I can sleep perfectly fine.
But if I cant sleep and got nothing to take I'll drink booze and ride my sleeplessness into the sunset of hangover land.
35464f No.2079327
I'm going to climb the abandoned stadium, goodbye
a62a57 No.2079328
>>2079298
morning how you doing desu
I could do with some breakfast myself
a62a57 No.2079329
532d63 No.2079330
>>2079326
In the past I've taken melatonin, it's good for ensuring solid blocks of sleep without interruption- really kills you dead.
But, I've always been a light sleeper, and I kind of enjoy that. When I dream, often I'm sleeping in the daytime so the dreams become chapters interspersed with quick awakenings in between, checking the time, whatnot.
I also have a very good internal clock, though during dreamtime I find that heavy visual dreams and clock-checking seem to slow time down... it's hard to clock check when you're living out some epic shit and then like only ten minutes have gone by..
0731af No.2079332
> really kills you dead.
I could give it a try
532d63 No.2079333
>>2079328
why don't you
oil a skillet
chop some ham, chop some fresh green onion stalks, set aside some cheese bits
and crack some eggs in the pan, 2 or 3, mix em up, then start throwing ham, cheese and onion at them for a bit.
check the underside, and flip it over
omelette it up
a62a57 No.2079334
>>2079333
because I don't like omelettes very much
also because that's too much effort
532d63 No.2079335
>>2079332
srs, 10mg melatonin before bed..
zonk
deep sleep, better set a fucking alarm, but if you don't -need- to get up in a hurry just have a bottle of water by your bed cause that's the first thing you're gonna go for, I tell you, zonked the fuck out.
The only problem is if you take melatonin tablets too often, you get used to them and it takes more and more, like most drugs.
I haven't taken any for a few years, I natural sleep, but oh boy whenever I absolutely needed to pass the fuck out, melatonin was the shit.
532d63 No.2079336
>>2079334
why don't you have dick for breakfast, then?
28486a No.2079337
>>2079330
I have not trained myself to remember dreams, although I am aware of those states. Yet my internal clock is shocking. Reliable but fucks up in fantastic fashion sometimes.
0731af No.2079338
>>2079335
Fuck no, that's too expensive for me.
a62a57 No.2079339
>>2079336
because I don't have a dick to eat
barring my own but I'm not a gymnast
532d63 No.2079340
>>2079338
Yeah I know, it's stupid like $15-20 for a bottle
but srs when I had 5mg tabs I just ate them like fucking candy
532d63 No.2079341
so if you really do have trouble sleeping,
just buy some.
don't abuse it, cause the hangover is pretty bad too. like you're zonked the fuck out if you take too much.
532d63 No.2079342
all you need is about 10mg melatonin if you want to set up for a good 6 hour sleep but are the type of person who rolls around for a good 3 hours.. melatonin is for you.
0731af No.2079343
I don't have any troubles, I'd just like to sleep 20 hours a day
532d63 No.2079344
Sleep lag is a thing, I've slept for very long periods of time and it's why I always keep a water bottle by the bed; as I will inevitably wake up, need a drink, and then go back to dreamtime... for extended sleep periods I would prefer not to use any drugs, even natural ones like melatonin because of the 'lag' it creates.. it's more natural to go in and out of sleep and consciousness.
532d63 No.2079345
I have not had a balanced sleep schedule for years.
I juggle work and sleep; I've gone 20-24 hours awake at times, or throwing in 2-3 hour power naps, and going long-haul 12-18 hour sleeps which have intermittent waking breaks and bathroom/rehydration but still whole dreamtime unconscious sleep periods.
532d63 No.2079346
without melatonin supplements, too.
though for any inexperienced users I'll always recomment melatonin for enhanced sleep experience, just remember to have a water bottle within reach, or to get up and go to the bathroom if necessary.
28486a No.2079347
All this talk about sleep has made the herp sleepy.
Goodnight all.
532d63 No.2079348
Why the fuck do you think I'd be posting at 5:45am if it wasn't for the sheer rush of working a collective 15 hours since I woke up around 1pm on wednesday and power napped 4~hours... I'm fucking high on adrenaline.
in slow doses. I do the endurance thing.
532d63 No.2079349
The shitty thing is that I have very good memory.
1pm Wednesday: I wake up- I had set the alarm ballpark to 1:45pm knowing I'd get enough sleep so I am refreshed.
I dick around and set out at 2:35~ get to my job 30 minutes later and there isn't much to do on the contract so it only takes a few hours.. I fuck around on the internet but I have to set out again at 2am~ and pretty much waste that time, attempt to 'nap' but fail, and work from 2:30 to 7:15 am, get lunch at the subway and walk home, already about 15km footwork; have text for extra work and acknowledge, reply I will be available after 4pm. get home and dick around on computer until about 10am, attempt to force-nap but only go unconscious from about 2-4pm while rolling around in the bed for several hours prior.
Go to work at 4:30pm until about 7:15pm, buy a 12 pack of beer.
Dick around on the internet until 6am, with 3 beers left.
532d63 No.2079350
Comprehensible, lucid, alert state after 35~ hours awake and nine 8% malt liquor 355ml cans.
Chiri is pretty much an unstoppable machine.
532d63 No.2079351
ah, ah! but you ask;
"What kept Chiri going this duration?"
this too can be answered;
1 can of tuna, drained (drank the juice) mixed with mayonnaise plus two slices of light rye bread for a tuna salad sandwich,
500ml white wine
one 'greek' steak + feta tzatziki wrap at subway
459ml Marley's Mellow Mood black tea peach raspberry to induce sleep via valerian root/chamomile (partially ineffective)
500ml water
1 slice 'canadian' pizza, bacon sausage yumness
1 can zero calorie cherry coke
9 355ml cans of 8% Cariboo malt beer - no edibles since then.
0731af No.2079352
>255.6 g of spiritus
Wait, that's children doses!
532d63 No.2079353
The funny thing is I feel completely normal.
532d63 No.2079354
>>2079352
In Canada they import this crazy vodka called Spirytus that's like 76%.
I've had some before, it lasts quite a long time if you mix drinks with it vs. pouring deadly shots.
I don't know if it's a think anywhere else, but pink country tyme lemonade powder is hand in hand with a bottle of vodka at a party in Ontario..
0731af No.2079356
>>2079354
It's better to buy 5 litres or pure alcohol and dilute it with water
532d63 No.2079357
>>2079356
if only they would sell pure ethanol.
0731af No.2079358
>>2079357
They don't sell it? In Russia you can even order it via internet. 5 litres cost 20$
df904b No.2079359
>>2079355
it's 6:30am chree
what u doin
532d63 No.2079360
>>2079358
dayum.
No, you can only get the toxic isopropyl at low prices in high quantities, there are restrictions on ingestible ethanol due to legislature regarding drugs and alcohol.
>>2079359
trollin
0731af No.2079361
>>2079360
>, there are restrictions on ingestible ethanol due to legislature regarding drugs and alcohol.
Well, as we see, not only Russia is fucked up in different ways.
Is it legal in Canada to make alcohol drinks on myour own?
df904b No.2079362
>>2079360
can you summarize your last few hours of postan
i dont want to have to read all of it but im still curious
532d63 No.2079363
>>2079361
I think canada follows some american laws on 'moonshine', I'm not sure.. but..
what's for certain is that sale and distribution is heavily regulated so if you do intend to create a brewery you do have to have the paperwork to produce and distribute alcohol.
0731af No.2079364
>>2079363
And cops would care if you start brewing in your apartment and sell beer and moonshine to other people?
532d63 No.2079365
>>2079362
Sure, I took my shirt off last thread, flexed, and defended a fat-fit endomorph body type that's 'thick' but is mostly muscle and not 'fat' as people stereotypically connect to images of obesity,
except not so much, and pretty much last thread was a good conversation with me and Wells-san (what I'll call him) about how different minds rationalize and cope with society in their own ways and adapt strategically.
also here is an easter bunny I drew on a whiteboard
532d63 No.2079366
>>2079364
Yes, it would be illegal, unregulated, and potentially dangerous to consumers.
fcdb6f No.2079367
>>2079364
Kinda wanna fuck the Russian tbh
0731af No.2079368
>>2079366
Fun, here almost no one gives a fuck. Once, cops stopped me with 20 litres of home-brewed ale, but after a little talk about beer production we just wished each other to have a nice day.
>>2079367
I don't wanna. Though, some russian traps are cute.
532d63 No.2079369
sorry Soto, you missed the post where I took my shirt off and flexed.
df904b No.2079370
>>2079365
i see
makes sense
532d63 No.2079371
>>2079368
oh cool, I guess equivalent here would be 'we are a new brewery, just getting our stuff together, we're only giving it to our friends, we don't have a license but we're trying to perfect our formula to make the best beer!!'
and then canadian cops would say 'oh ok'
fcdb6f No.2079372
>>2079368
>he's not a trap
Disappointing
>>2079369
FUCK
0731af No.2079373
>>2079371
Yeah, our little talk was almost like you explained. Though it was obvious, I wasn't going to have any license, but it's legal here, unless you sell it.
0731af No.2079374
>>2079372
Who is not a trap?
532d63 No.2079375
>>2079373
I just assume your cops don't give a fuck
0731af No.2079377
>>2079375
Probably. But anyway, in Russia you don't need any license to produce alcohol for your own consumption.
0731af No.2079378
>>2079376
I'm fine with that.
532d63 No.2079379
>>2079377
well that's fuckin' neat.
532d63 No.2079380
In North America the hobos make bum wine out of cannisters of concentrated grape juice or really anything, even strawberry kiwi, as long as it ferments and you can add the right yeast to it.. I mean for 59 cents a can to 4L of water that's enough fruit pulp to take, and bum wine can get up to 7-8% ish
fcdb6f No.2079381
>>2079378
Are there alot of weebs out in Russia, or at least around where you're from?
0731af No.2079382
>>2079381
Not many real weaboos, but there are plenty of people, who watch anime.
532d63 No.2079385
Here, Soto.
>>2079246 (You)
https://media.8ch.net/file_store/thumb/061e13c4e47ba1ffbcb1a22ba5a287006a59d8d43ce55103ea2dade8bb88ede5.jpg
I'm so fucking Canadian
if I grab a fold, it's less than one inch between my fingers.
I get body dysmorphia because I think I'm actually 'fat' but it's not true at all; this is just my build and I've grown to live with it.
I walk 10+km a day, I ride a BMX, I am all muscle but I can't get rid of the fat layer on me, it's just there. I accept it.
I'm not 'fat', and I'm certainly not obese. I don't want to starve myself into a typical body type, I'm an endomorph and it works just fine for me, I'm active, fast and strong.
https://media.8ch.net/file_store/thumb/972eacf9691fdac82df7e70e0f9d0a300ffdd8ef704b1c8997d285148140f00e.jpg
diet? reduce carbs like breads.
Eat more meats and fillers;
seafood, meat kebabs, veggie filler like carrots, cucumbers, stuff that will fill you up vs. bread.
Fats and oils are good. Fish is great.
You'll trim up and keep your muscle mass on a protein diet.
Carb diet is what will get you fatter as lipids need a place to go, existing fat cells are prime real estate and if you've ever been fat before they will return there.
I personally am not a lifter. When I was younger I trained in wing chun so I have fast-reflex muscles in my arms and legs, and I am better at endurance than anything else; I can walk forever, work forever. So, I actually have a system set up to burn calories slowly but also a fast reflex system.. my body burns muscle when in strain mode but starches in endurance, so I am not an athlete nor a body builder.
Ten years ago I was even more of an egotist than I am now. But I was skinny, I thought appearance meant everything.
https://media.8ch.net/file_store/thumb/2779b4bafe357e21f82f13e18578c9fe31f90142cb2a8bc7e737bb49527966e5.jpg
I tell you now, ten years of wisdom is a good thing to have, even if you aren't as skinny you can add to yourself.. make yourself go further, harder.
The 2018 version of me is the one that's worked for ten years vs. the pansy shitface I used to be, thinking I was good at things until I realized I wasn't even above average. I kept training though, so I gained a lot of muscle mass.
fcdb6f No.2079392
>>2079382
Do you guys cosplay?
Or is it just tracksuits out there?
>>2079385
You're fine dude
I wish I could grow a nice beard like that tbh
35464f No.2079394
Fok u x4239423843403292950329523523
0731af No.2079395
>>2079392
Some people cosplay.
People don't wear them nowdays.
fcdb6f No.2079396
Hutzpa those are super cool places to kick it and drink/smoke
We have a few spots out here in Riverside
like a river for example
>>2079395
How can Russians give up the Tri poloski look?
Do you watch alot of anime or just here and there
0731af No.2079397
>>2079396
>How can Russians give up the Tri poloski look?
Easily. Just a matter of fashion.
>Do you watch alot of anime or just here and there
Here and there.
35464f No.2079398
I prefer to drink on the street
fcdb6f No.2079400
>>2079397
What do you normally wear?
What look do you go for?
>>2079398
I wish I could
Well I did in Vegas and that was really nice, I was fuckin trashed everywhere
Its illegal to drink out in public over here in Cali
>>2079399
You kinda look like an older Test lmao
532d63 No.2079401
>>2079400
at one time in my life I wasn't as old.
shit happens
0731af No.2079402
>>2079400
>What do you normally wear?
Jeans, black t-shirt, pullover and a jacket.
'Every fucking day since october'
>What look do you go for?
Excuse me?
fcdb6f No.2079403
Is it legal to drink and drive in Russia/Ukraine?
fcdb6f No.2079404
Man I was so trashed that day lol
532d63 No.2079405
>>2079404
you look like a corpse!
0731af No.2079406
>>2079403
Everything is legal if you don't get caught.
35464f No.2079407
>>2079403
2 years of prison
fcdb6f No.2079409
>>2079402
That's pretty normal
Are you a normie?
>>2079405
I used to be super skinny back then
Back when I would do meth here and there lmao
Ah, good fucking times
>>2079406
Sounds like you like to live life dangerously
35464f No.2079410
>>2079403
Or no, i read it somwhere, but it isn't true.
" если водитель остановлен за вождение в нетрезвом состоянии в первый раз – штраф 10200 гривен и на 1 год лишение права вождения авто. Если в течение 2 лет человек опять остановлен в нетрезвом состоянии - штраф – 20400 гривен и на 3 года лишение права водить. Если в течение 5 лет человек попадается в третий раз – 40800 гривен штраф и на 10 лет лишение прав."
0731af No.2079411
>>2079409
>Are you a normie?
Yes, kind of.
>Sounds like you like to live life dangerously
No, no! I like to live my life full of beer and traps. Or at least with internet and my hands.
fcdb6f No.2079412
>>2079410
It's a $10,000 fine but the more double you are the legal limit your fine is doubled
Your license is restricted for like 6 months too
Its shit
better than 2 years tho lmao
That only happens if you kill someone or someshit
20e487 No.2079416
>>2079414
hewwo russia
how u do
532d63 No.2079418
>>2079412
whew okay, at least there isn't a picture of me hugging a naked dakimakura, so I will totally tolerate anyone saying I'm fat lol..
because at least I don't have a fuck pillow..
35464f No.2079419
>>2079412
Fines *10 in this year, it's good
0731af No.2079420
>>2079416
Fine. I guess, I'll drink some tea
fcdb6f No.2079421
>>2079411
>normie
>likes traps
oh yeahhhh lmao
But we both enjoy beer so I guess we can get along
Are you more of a Pilsner or Lager? Maybe a Stout/Porter?
I myself am a IPA fan, but I do love me a stout too
>>2079415
I havent touched it in like 2 years thankfully
532d63 No.2079422
35464f No.2079423
>>2079418
> picture of me hugging a naked dakimakura, so I will totally tolerate anyone saying I'm fat lol..
df904b No.2079424
happy birthday sinni
hope you got cool stuff
532d63 No.2079425
>>2079423
chiri is fat meme is dead.
I am all muscle with a thin coating of body fat, it's in my genes.
I'm not Kon.
0731af No.2079427
>>2079421
>oh yeahhhh lmao
Well, why not?
>Are you more of a Pilsner or Lager?
Pilsner IS Lager. But I prefer ale.
>IPA
I'm not a fan of bitterness, that's why I didn't like Pilsner Urquel. I usually drink home-brewed ales.
532d63 No.2079428
>>2079426
am I entertaining?
35464f No.2079429
>>2079425
> I am all body fat, it's in my genes.
df904b No.2079430
>>2079425
could use more hair tbh
fcdb6f No.2079431
>>2079427
That makes you a faggot and everyone knows faggots arent normies
I meant to say Ale, forgive me I'm a bit blazed lol
I love bitterness
Reminds me of myself
That high alc% is a fuckin plus too
fcdb6f No.2079433
gonna make some food real quick
3a49dd No.2079434
0731af No.2079435
>>2079431
>That makes you a faggot and everyone knows faggots arent normies
As you wish.
532d63 No.2079436
>>2079427
I dislike some india pale ales because of too much hops, when I want something really classic I get Charles Wells IPA, but I don't even know if they still make or import it, it was delicious.
Now we're fraught with over-hopped IPA's that make them unbearable to drink. WHYYY
>>2079429
You're shit, I deduce that I can smell shit, I see shit, I'm not going to taste it, but you're probably shit, from a scientific perspective.
>>2079430
Sorry, don't swing that way.
I am a mean piece of 217.5 lbs though, I'll tell you that much, because I walk 10+km a day, I box, train my own style - accentuating flexibility, reach, endurance..
I have a goal as well, I want to drop that layer of fat this summer, I want to see what happens when it's gone and my skin sticks to the muscles.
df904b No.2079437
>>2079436
diet, man. 10km burns maybe a Big Mac for someone your size.
better off not eating that Big Mac in the first place.
35464f No.2079438
>>2079436
I thought you smell big mack
532d63 No.2079439
217.5 lbs starting weight
>>2079437
nah man, that food is gross. I buy fresh fish.
yum. filler is veggies, the stuff my snails eat, so I give my leftovers to my pet snails... whole cucumber, whole carrot.
0731af No.2079440
>>2079436
Yeah, I also prefer something less agressive. Sometimes we brew ale that tastes like chocolate or orange, and these are almost godlike drinks
532d63 No.2079441
>>2079440
ah yeah I remember some brews that had hint of blackberry that were locally made on Van Isle, and that's one taste you can love because blackberries are so abundant here.
df904b No.2079442
>>2079439
just sayin. starvation works.
2f0492 No.2079443
I kept one eye closed so long everything is too bright and painful
35464f No.2079444
>>2079439
What is your height?
532d63 No.2079445
>>2079442
it doesn't. starvation makes your fat cells try to accumulate as much reserves as they can, whenever they can get it.
when it burns off you feel that 'burn' in your legs even just while walking.. starving yourself is the worst thing to do.
Don't.
532d63 No.2079446
>>2079444
5'7"
I can grab my stomach and I have an inch thick between my fingers, I'm pretty hard but it just doesn't show on the outside.
And especially not in photographs.
My summer goal is to cut down a bit for aesthetic reasons only.
I function well, but I weigh a lot.
35464f No.2079447
>>2079446
Dude, my weight 81kg with 182cm of height, and i'm feel myself fat.
df904b No.2079448
>>2079445
that burn in your legs is lactic acid build up. nothing to do with fat.
putting a cold compress on your leg can disappate that burn.
didn't you learn this in P.E.?
burning fat is just a matter of maintaining a caloric deficit so your body needs the fat to keep up with energy requirements.
df904b No.2079449
wait. maybe it does have something to do with fat.
3a49dd No.2079450
>>2079443
:< -turns down the dimmer switch on the lights-
532d63 No.2079451
>>2079447
I always felt like BMI calculators got their shit wrong because I'm not obese. I'm fucking trim. okay I have an inch, but that's not a problem for me. I can cut it down.
2f0492 No.2079452
Oh my eye is back
I need sleep but I can't sleep even though I went out and got exercise
It's HvZ season on college campuses and my idiot teammates sacrificed me during the opening mission so it's gonna be lots of running
532d63 No.2079453
>>2079448
oh, the burning part comes when I don't eat.. and then go walk walk walk walk walk to work for half an hour, that's when the legs start eating themselves.
2f0492 No.2079454
>>2079450
Thanks but I usually need a dimmer switch on the world
My bedroom blinds are positioned to let in as little light as they can and it's still blinding
I need curtains
3a49dd No.2079455
>>2079454
-ges you sun glasses and frets about how he's going to install a dimmer switch on the sun- ;_;
df904b No.2079457
>>2079453
eat at a deficit. that's it. sustain that deficit. you will lose weight.
532d63 No.2079458
It's when I -haven't- eaten and digested a meal for a while that the burn happens; if I haven't eaten, then long distance walking begins to burn the fat layers stored on my legs and stomach.
My body has just grown accustomed to storing and using energy in these places.
532d63 No.2079459
>>2079457
Yeah, I know that much..
the crazy thing is that I like my weight.. but, I do want to reduce it. I want to get back into BMX even if I'm 35, so, I want a weight reduction primarily, but, not lose the muscle mass I have for power. It's a balancing act, I've been trying to go protein-rich for a while but it's expensive.
3a49dd No.2079460
>>2079456
-is not watching Grave of the Fireflies again. Too many feels- :<
df904b No.2079461
>>2079459
sounds like guesswork.
532d63 No.2079462
My selected method of training will be BMX.
Lacking money for a GoPro, nodoby will be able to vicariously experience my hillbomb drifting.
532d63 No.2079463
If I lose weight by riding my BMX, I won't lose power..
0ef470 No.2079464
>>2079298
Goddamn it I missed this thread
What the FUCK loafie
I'm gonna fukken KILL you
532d63 No.2079465
MFW the gas station pump only takes loonies and have four quarters
532d63 No.2079466
I need to fill my tires..
3a49dd No.2079467
>>2079466
-brings a bowl of lemon cream pie filling and wonders how we will get it inside the tire- 0.o
a62a57 No.2079468
>>2079464
don't try me cunt
532d63 No.2079469
need to fill my tires while it's not being rainy
532d63 No.2079470
>>2079467
Sonata pls.
also where's Kon?
Chiri misses the mexican shrek.
532d63 No.2079471
I have to go downtown and get my tires filled.
0ef470 No.2079473
I sure am glad we're being updated on the status of his tires multiple times.
3a49dd No.2079474
>>2079470
-hasn't seen Kon in a long time. Might be on 4chan waifu threads. Was last place he saw him-
a62a57 No.2079475
>>2079472
*blocks your path*
0ef470 No.2079476
>>2079475
I was already blocking your path though
532d63 No.2079477
filled up the tires on quarters
Ready to go, 2018!
3a49dd No.2079478
>>2079477
-huffs. If you could get quarters in there you could have gotten lemon cream filling in there easier. Now what will he do with all this pie stuff?-
a62a57 No.2079479
>>2079476
yeah well I just blocked yours
what you going to do now
532d63 No.2079480
>>2079478
hey, I got lucky, the air pump would take dollar coins OR quarters.
fukken, as soon as I was done filling my tires some crack ho came asking me if I had change.
I flashed her my crooked ass teeth and said I just spend all my coin to fill my tires, you want fi-teen cents? and she walked away.
3a49dd No.2079481
>>2079480
-doesn't like it when that happens. Always feels bad sending them away empty handed but won't educate their fears with money either.-
532d63 No.2079482
>>2079481
yeah I don't hand out. It would be worse if I did, because then anyone who recognizes me would expect something and try to talk me up.
I worked in telemarketing, I know exactly how it goes.
Mothers Against Drunk Driving, we would do either cold calls, or return calls on people who already donated but after 3 months attempt to get them to double their previous donation with a sob story.
Shit was fucking crooked.
3a49dd No.2079483
>>2079482
-had a bad run in with those types back in the day working for a grass roots green energy concern in Southern PA. Independent lawyers and yuppie hippies canvassing neighborhoods. Got real fucky real quick, despite the reasonable intentions.-
0ef470 No.2079484
>>2079479
How can you block that which does not exist.
532d63 No.2079485
>>2079483
Yeah, we had tons of those fuckers at the door like clockwork in Ontario, everyone trying for the scams. oh, we'll save you energy. or other promises.
if anyone tries to sell you home insurance tell them to get the fuck off your property. they're probably robbers.
a62a57 No.2079486
>>2079484
oh
you got me there
532d63 No.2079487
hi, do you have home insurance?
oh, yeah, I have home insurance, it's called a 30 gauge. if I see your face again, I'll show you how it protects my home against theft.
0731af No.2079488
Have you ever watched "The Green Elephant"?
532d63 No.2079489
>>2079484
OOH
CAN I SEE YOUR GUN???
3a49dd No.2079490
>>2079485
-sighs. Forgot to forget those memories for a moment- XD
7e011b No.2079491
Got my copy of FFCC but still no memory card for my GC.
Kind of sad.
532d63 No.2079492
>>2079491
Geez kid, slow down, we don't know what all those fancy letters mean.
7e011b No.2079493
>>2079492
Final fantasy game.
Game Cube.
0ef470 No.2079494
>>2079486
I am victorious
>>2079488
The what now?
>>2079489
I am not a hillbilly with a need to murder people, thus I do not have a gun.
532d63 No.2079495
>>2079493
Fun trivia, the original 'Final Fantasy' game was named so because Square was about to go bankrupt as a developer and it was the success of that breakout RPG that gave the company, and the franchise, new life.
7e011b No.2079496
>>2079495
I am well aware.
532d63 No.2079497
>>2079494
I STEAL YOUR GUN!
YOSH!!
0ef470 No.2079499
Is there literally anybody that isn't aware of that at this point
532d63 No.2079501
>>2079499
You don't have to post sad Kino to convince me otherwise.
3a49dd No.2079503
-is charred toa crisp but has successfully dimmed the sun and looks around for Revy to see if she's happy with the results-
532d63 No.2079504
I'm taking fictional bets as a bookie in the upcoming Rose Namajunas vs. Joanna Jedrzejczyk rematch.
1:3 odds for Joanna only, I just want to take your fictional money and not pay you because Rose will win.
0ef470 No.2079505
>>2079501
Kino is not sad in that scene.
>>2079502
Famous in Russia maybe.
Most of those go far less well known overseas.
Also >>2079495
532d63 No.2079506
>>2079505
Kino's the best.
She's always calm. She's a realist.
0731af No.2079507
>>2079505
That's obvious. But anyway
0ef470 No.2079508
>>2079506
She has emotions, she just don't need to show them, as an observer.
>>2079507
tbh if you asked me to list russian movies off the top of my head I could probably only give you like, Battleship Potemkin and Stalker. And that later one only because I'm a nerd and like my jank videogames.
e73b4d No.2079510
3a49dd No.2079511
>>2079509
-changes the sheets on your bed and plugs in the kitty night light-
532d63 No.2079512
>>2079508
Right, she's the viewer/observer insert character that deals with this crazy world.
Probably still one of my top recommendations for anime series, even if it's dated.. the substance is relevant
532d63 No.2079513
>>2079509
ha, you're sleepy.
Guess how long I've been awake?
532d63 No.2079514
between about 1pm on wednesday to 9:30am on friday, I have had about 6 total hours of unconciousness.
532d63 No.2079515
I do actually feel tired now.
0ef470 No.2079516
>>2079509
You know
There's an easy solution to this.
532d63 No.2079517
I was momentarily hyped up when I rolled downtown and filled up my BMX's tires.
e73b4d No.2079519
a62a57 No.2079520
532d63 No.2079524
no,
you want 217.5 lbs of Chiri.
0731af No.2079527
Sacra! Is it cockhole, who refuses from SALO?!
>>2079525
hutzpa, what the fuck?
35464f No.2079528
532d63 No.2079529
ah well, shit.
At least I'm not the one with the third rate shit tier avatar.
532d63 No.2079531
It's my fault, I turned the handle and got what I expected.
35464f No.2079532
> I turned the handle and got what I expected.
Cola with extra sugar?
532d63 No.2079533
The organ grinder isn't without a monkey, naturally.
Once I turn that handle, I should know what to expect.
532d63 No.2079538
it's alright,
many other invertebrates have also evolved to sort food from poop, though others are fine with eating shit too.
07e20b No.2079540
>attention whore
Im here
Shower me with attention
532d63 No.2079541
>>2079540
less attention,
more shower.
35464f No.2079542
>>2079541
He is the only person who fatter than you in here
e3dfa5 No.2079543
>>2079542
You forgot Nezi.
e5ed2b No.2079544
holy shit is hotoribocchi gonna be animized
e5ed2b No.2079545
O shit I need to finish Mitsuboshi Colors.
532d63 No.2079546
I'm also prob the only one here who can kick everyone elses' asses in a fight,
high five!
e3dfa5 No.2079547
>>2079544
Life is so good.
07e20b No.2079548
>>2079541
>attention whore
If i did that, it would wash the stank away....
I rock socks
biscuits n gravy 4 breakfast and beer>>2079542
e3dfa5 No.2079549
>>2079545
Which Colors pee would you drink?
35464f No.2079550
>>2079543
How much is he weight?
>>2079546
> I'm also prob the only one here who can kick everyone elses' asses in a fight,
mhehehehehehe
e5ed2b No.2079551
>>2079547
You are so good.
>>2079549
Yes. You?
e3dfa5 No.2079552
>>2079550
At least 600.
>>2079551
Wow, embarrassing!
Always blueberry.
532d63 No.2079553
>>2079550
The young one laughs, has it studied any martial disciplines or has it spent its entire life behind a monitor?
e5ed2b No.2079554
H e c k I haven't been here and watched anime since I started taking working serious
37674e No.2079555
>>2079548
Why do you start every post with
>attention whore
It's fucking annoying.
e5ed2b No.2079556
>>2079552
I want Blue to step on me.
07e20b No.2079557
>>2079550
>attention whore
Im a beta
Femdom is a privilege
Id let u kick my arse
35464f No.2079558
>>2079552
Fucking decepticons
>>2079553
I'm 50 kilo weak guy, with no battle experience, but i can kick your ass
532d63 No.2079559
>>2079555
I believe it wants attention.
Denoting it accentuates the words thus drawing extra attention to the words themselves.
35464f No.2079560
>>2079555
Hide this faggot
e3dfa5 No.2079561
>>2079554
What a fucking guy.
>>2079556
That's the good shit right there.
>>2079558
Right?
07e20b No.2079562
>>2079555
>attention whore
Trips checked
Cause.....its....what i do....
532d63 No.2079563
>>2079558
Play a scenario out loud and describe how you would do this, step by step. Start with the baby steps and assume I am looking directly at you and have your shoulders in my peripheral vision.
35464f No.2079564
>>2079561
As autobot, i'm gonna beat him
e5ed2b No.2079565
>>2079561
You're a fucking guy.
>>2079561
tfw no loli to bully you
e3dfa5 No.2079566
>>2079564
Auto-fellatio bot
07e20b No.2079567
>>2079559
>attention whore
That
e3dfa5 No.2079568
>>2079565
Well yes, I am.
I'll bully you, okay?
e5ed2b No.2079569
>>2079568
You're a guy tho
532d63 No.2079570
>>2079569
yeah but he's gonna bully you.
f0a73f No.2079571
Wematanye!
I'm going to begin and end each post with Wematanye!
Wematanye!
1598f7 No.2079572
>>2079568
start by posting that canadian bacon.
07e20b No.2079573
>attention whore
Ask me questions and shower me with attention
35464f No.2079574
>>2079563
I has lied about weight, a bit... i'm 80 kilo of muscle. I also lied a bit about battle experience, i'm champion of Ukraine in heavyweight greco-roman wrestling. Also, i has year of experience in boxing
>>2079566
Autofilia bot >_<
e3dfa5 No.2079575
>>2079569
Nothing wrong with that.
532d63 No.2079576
>>2079574
>year
Describe how you would approach me.
37674e No.2079577
>>2079571
This is an awful idea. Please don't do it.
35464f No.2079578
>>2079576
I'm taller than you, i'm just gonna punch you in the face until you fall
f0a73f No.2079579
>>2079577
I thought of you last night 'cause I was playing a game and there was another player with the handle "Yams".
That's my online game Yams story.
Hi.
532d63 No.2079580
>>2079578
the instant I see your right hook I bring my elbow up to block against my head and tuck my chin into my shoulder, while switching my weight to my front foot I explode with a right straight into your chin before you can follow up with your left hand, as I've reacted and blocked your right and countered it.
You fall down.
07e20b No.2079582
>>2079578
>attention whore
Can i have a spanking??
35464f No.2079583
>>2079580
> New level of internet fight
37674e No.2079585
>>2079579
Well hey there Sabs - how've you been~?
e3dfa5 No.2079586
>>2079581
Okay now bend over
532d63 No.2079588
>>2079583
well, your strategy wasn't very good. you chose to simply start punching, I chose to watch your shoulders and reactively block anything that would rock my skull, and with training immediately countered with a straight jab to the chin, which would rock your skull and send you to sleep, it's science, bitch.
07e20b No.2079589
>>2079580
>attention whore
Beat me up
e3dfa5 No.2079590
>>2079587
You dropped your contact lens.
532d63 No.2079591
>>2079589
I wasn't talking to you.
You may have chosen the incorrect post tag.
e5ed2b No.2079592
>>2079590
oh thank for notice owo
07e20b No.2079593
>>2079588
>attention whore
-tiger uppercut
-ha do ken
-sonic boom
35464f No.2079594
>>2079588
You never fought irl, right?
07e20b No.2079595
>>2079591
>attention whore
I still farmed a lil piece of attention from ya
thanksies
e3dfa5 No.2079596
>>2079592
>attention whore
Beat me up
e5ed2b No.2079597
f0a73f No.2079598
>>2079584
Lol-a. ;D
>>2079585
Been pretty busy, but it's helped the days go by fast, so that's good. I got to drive a giant pickup truck for work today, which was fun. I felt like driving over all the tiny cars in my way, but I restrained myself.
How about you, dear?
532d63 No.2079599
>>2079594
My signature backhand has ended fights.
Two of them.
I don't like to talk about fighting when it comes to actual persons. I am more about the hypothetical of combat, these days- what is effective, ineffective, what could save your life and what's absolute trash.
07e20b No.2079601
>>2079596
>attention whore
532d63 No.2079602
>>2079595
That is a rather nice piece, you should enlarge and frame it.
Hey, and why not charge some money for it while you're out there doing all that hard work, right?
35464f No.2079604
>>2079600
Fucking attention whore
e5ed2b No.2079605
532d63 No.2079606
>>2079603
o-oh no!!~ Jun and Ui are getting Azusa's shirt off!~
532d63 No.2079607
07e20b No.2079608
>attention whore
Im a slut
If ppl like my poo poo im happy to offer
I never charge
Once i licked cum off the floor in a porn shop booth.
I collected the cumed tissues left in the lil waste basket
f0a73f No.2079609
07e20b No.2079611
>>2079604
>attention whore
Im an attention whore
532d63 No.2079612
can I also be an attention whore?
07e20b No.2079613
>>2079610
>>2079605
>attention whore
Im a cat furry
I love my head petted...
1598f7 No.2079615
>>2079600
rape? flatten that ass like Canadian bacon?
1598f7 No.2079617
>>2079609
axe wound? gash?
35464f No.2079618
532d63 No.2079619
>>2079615
guys, this 'canadian bacon' thing is a myth.
we have regular bacon just like americans.
whatever the fuck you're calling flat ham cuts is.. yeah, it's fucking lunch meat, we don't call that bacon.
Our bacon is like your bacon. Canadian bacon is a myth.
f0a73f No.2079620
1598f7 No.2079621
>>2079619
same as french fries
37674e No.2079622
>>2079598
I was up until like 2am this morning and I had a 10 hour shift at work so now I'm super sleepy. I might have a nap.
532d63 No.2079623
1598f7 No.2079624
00b387 No.2079625
I remember when Wish told me about maple syrup bacon
532d63 No.2079626
>>2079621
Yeah, french fries are french fries.
Not 'chips' like in England.
Though in Quebec we like to melt cheese and pour gravy on the fries and call it Poutine and it's fucking delicious if you do it right..
532d63 No.2079627
>>2079625
omg you've never had bacon cooked in maple syrup??
07e20b No.2079628
>>2079612
>attention whore
As long ad i get a majority share of said attention
fill out form 1a 2b 3c in triplicate and wait 6 to 8 weeks
35464f No.2079629
a62a57 No.2079630
why do americans love bacon so much
what's their deal
07e20b No.2079631
>>2079627
>attention whore
Im a fatty and even that sounds too sweet
07e20b No.2079633
>>2079626
>attention whore
A pint of warm lagger
Packet of crisps
At a pub
Eating bangers and mash
Limey
35464f No.2079634
>>2079630
Bacon for americans is like tea for you
0ef470 No.2079635
>>2079630
Easy to prepare and tastes good with the downside being that it's fattening. It should be obvious why the people who aggressively cannot cook and adore easy, shitty food like it.
532d63 No.2079636
>>2079628
this sounds like a pyramid scheme.
>>2079629
твоя мама корова
>>2079631
I am the attention queen.
>>2079633
Look at me
f0a73f No.2079637
>>2079622
Yams, take a comfy nap. Make sure you are at max comfiness. Like, Björn Borg the night before a big match comfy. Kitty in a spot of sunshine on a fluffy carpet levels of comf.
>>2079624
Why?!
07e20b No.2079638
>>2079630
>attention whore
Fat ass American think bacon is god
Just eat some
-set phaser to om-nom nom nom
327873 No.2079639
07e20b No.2079640
>>2079637
>attention whore
Im a kitty
532d63 No.2079641
>>2079630
Loafie, you have to try it.
It's the only way you'll understand.
Then you will defect to the colonies..
35464f No.2079642
>>2079636
Ну хоч не товста
a62a57 No.2079643
>>2079634
I thought that was burgers
>>2079635
doesn't taste *that* good
too damn salty
>>2079638
better food out there desu
37674e No.2079644
>>2079637
But what if Madelindelne shows up? Or what if someone makes a really silly goof? I can't risk missing something. ;~;
532d63 No.2079645
>>2079642
краще, ніж дурний
a62a57 No.2079646
>>2079641
I have tried it before
it's alright, but I don't get why it's so popular
and I especially don't get why you get bacon-scented candles and all that shit
but I will admit nothing quite beats a good old BLT
07e20b No.2079647
>>2079641
>attention whore
God save the queen?
Keks
e3dfa5 No.2079648
>doesn't taste *that* good
>too damn salty
37674e No.2079649
35464f No.2079650
>>2079643
You forgot about 10liters cola cup
>>2079645
Але я зовсім не дурний
a62a57 No.2079651
>>2079648
I don't see the problem here
It doesn't taste extremely good, due to the fact that it is too salty
532d63 No.2079652
>>2079646
It's a strictly north american thing, they're obsessed with bacon.
Personally, I don't really like bacon. I avoid it. I don't like it, it's really poor, fatty trim of pork ..
me, I am refined, I like aged prosciutto.
532d63 No.2079653
>>2079650
<ти не помічаєш, ти народився дурним
f0a73f No.2079654
>>2079644
I bet Maddie would think it's cute that you're taking the comfiest of naps. And I guess you could just come back and review the thread for any choice goofs later.
00b387 No.2079655
>>2079627
No
I've had poutine tho and it's great
>>2079630
Why can't I mention bacon without a gay British poster passive aggressively sipping tea at me
>>2079632
I've had maple ham; I guess maple syrup bacon isn't really weirder ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
07e20b No.2079656
>attention whore
Im watching cliffordthe big red dog
A generic cartoon
Jetta really fires me up
rule34 post
07e20b No.2079657
>>2079655
>attention whore
You forgot to nibble on a scone
37674e No.2079658
>>2079654
Well alright I guess I'll go nap. Take care, Sabrunzel.
e3dfa5 No.2079659
>>2079651
I was making a cum joke.
You can buy low-sodium bacon though, you don't have cure it with salt.
>>2079655
The maple syrup is objectively the best part of it.
e5ed2b No.2079660
532d63 No.2079661
>>2079655
Good poutine will reduce a large bearded man to tears, as I've seen.
There are also places that serve poor imitations of poutine, and some are downright gross.
The fries have to be just right, the gravy has to be right, the curds have to melt at the right temperature to become stringy, it all has to nest together to become the perfect poutine or else it's a horrible misreprentation!!
Americans, NEVER order poutine at Tim Hortons!! or Burger King!! Jesus Christ..
f0a73f No.2079662
a62a57 No.2079663
>>2079650
of course
>>2079652
fucking americans am I right
>>2079655
;_;
I'm not intentionally passive aggressive, and I am not sipping tea
07e20b No.2079664
>>2079652
>attention whore
One thanksgiving i layered bacon strips over the turkey
Yummers
e3dfa5 No.2079666
532d63 No.2079668
>>2079664
I'd cut into that and get a slice
e73b4d No.2079669
a62a57 No.2079670
532d63 No.2079671
>>2079667
psst you have to green tag attention whore if you want to be seen
00b387 No.2079672
>>2079657
I sell any Starbucks gift cards I receive, so there's little chance of me being in possession of a scone
>>2079657
I guess I'm not sure if it was all "just right" cause I've only had it in America
The poutine I've had was good tho and the curds were indeed stringy
>>2079659
I guess things covered in maple syrup are your weakness
>>2079663
-pets your hair- :3
How was ur day
>>2079665
ay gurl how u
07e20b No.2079673
>>2079668
>attention whore
Was fucking god tier turkey
35464f No.2079674
>>2079665
I'm heard that you fat, what is your weight?
327873 No.2079675
>>2079671
What does that even mean?
07e20b No.2079676
>>2079672
>attention whore
Fair enough
20efec No.2079677
>>2079667
what's up spec?
>>2079669
hello kamuu/scoot/anon
how are you doing friend?
>>2079670
loafers =w=
-hugs-
i missed you while i was sleeping, in my dreams I kept calling out to you but no reply ;w;
>>2079672
hungary
maybe eggs soon
>>2079674
was 200lbs
currently 180.5 lbs (81.87kg)
goal is 160lbs or close to it
e73b4d No.2079678
>>2079675
means ur gay :^)
532d63 No.2079679
>>2079673
the last time I had turkey, it was holiday leftovers, sliced, so I put them in a waffle grill and browned them up, and slapped in a bit of take home cranberry sauce in the middle and made me a grilled turkey sandwich.
>>2079675
I didn't catch that. could you reiterate your question with the appropriate greentags so that your post comes to my attention?
07e20b No.2079680
>>2079671
>attention whore
You just gave me attention!
e73b4d No.2079681
>>2079677
I'm alright, thanks. Hope you're doing ok.
07e20b No.2079682
>>2079679
>attention whore
This fat ass loves a fat turkey sandwich
532d63 No.2079683
>>2079680
you lucky fellow!
35464f No.2079684
>>2079677
Fuck, just like me. What is your height?
e3dfa5 No.2079685
>>2079672
Yes, I'll eat pretty much anything covered in maple syrup.
20efec No.2079686
>>2079681
I am well, just need bwakafeast
my family tried to wake me up at 9am to go to costco but i needed to catch up on sleep so I was like LEAF ME ALONE ;__;
they've been waking me up early in the morning for a while now for one thing or another and nezi needs sleep grrrrrrr
>>2079684
f-five foot t-ten ;~;
07e20b No.2079687
>>2079678
>attention whore
Making this post about ME
Im bi but not really bi
Im a slut
20efec No.2079688
327873 No.2079689
>>2079677
Tryin' to shitpost and be bored, u?
>>2079678
What else is new, Loafie?
>>2079679
<Chiri is a Whore
Will pink do?
e73b4d No.2079690
>>2079686
That sounds awful, I'd just stay in bed and lock my room tbh.
7e011b No.2079691
So when did we pick up this new person?
532d63 No.2079692
lol, family trip to costco
gay 20's son says nuuu, wants to stay in bed
dad is like, but think of the deals, mountain dew could be on sale
532d63 No.2079694
>>2079689
<false information
35464f No.2079695
1121a2 No.2079697
35464f No.2079698
>>2079696
Hide him, and he will leave
20efec No.2079699
>>2079690
yeah but they knock on the door and wake me up and sometimes hard to go back to sleep ya know...
>>2079692
everything at costco is cheap idk why we don't just buy our normal groceries and stuff there, it's not THAT far away
i guess family doesn't like driving much?
>>2079693
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I AM LOSING WEIGHT
IT WILL BE GONE
REEEEEEEEEEEE
e73b4d No.2079700
>>2079689
Loafie is here >>2079670
>
But I'm alright thanks speccy, how's u
07e20b No.2079701
>>2079686
>attention whore
Leaf. Lol
So just make like a tree and get out of here...
ITS LEAF, YOU MORON! Make like a tree and leaf, you sound like an idiot when you say it wrong....
327873 No.2079703
>>2079694
<alternative facts
a62a57 No.2079704
>>2079672
it was alright I guess
not too fond of the sun covering up half my computer screen but at least it's gone until tomorrow
>>2079677
I'm flattered that I appeared in your dream but I'm afraid the actual loafie can't do anything about what the one in your dreams does
00b387 No.2079705
>>2079677
Yeah you should eat
I should prob actually start cooking more stuff at home, for the sake of saving money
>>2079680
Is there art of them taking Clifford's big red dogcock?
>>2079685
Even AH's ass?
>>2079691
Supposedly it's an old pony but I haven't seen anypony mention having a recollection of this
7e011b No.2079706
>>2079705
Pony?
But this is a furry board.
35464f No.2079707
>>2079699
> I AM LOSING WEIGHT
Which part of body is you cutting off?
532d63 No.2079708
>>2079699
Nezi, weight is not a persona.
You do not need to become weaker to fit someone else's archetype.
Be stronger! Surpass archetypes and stereotypes!
00b387 No.2079709
07e20b No.2079710
>>2079699
>attention whore
You loose it
I gain it
Maybe you loose enough and i pop
1121a2 No.2079711
>>2079702
Sorry to burst your bubble.
It's just me. Brought my laptop today but using the schools wifi. Had to VPN just to be able to get in here.
Back in 20ish. Almost lunchtime, then I can dick around here for a bit.
7e011b No.2079712
I actually would have cuddled the fuck out of chubby Nezi.
07e20b No.2079713
7e011b No.2079714
>>2079711
You summana bish.
e3dfa5 No.2079715
>>2079705
No, that's disgusting.
327873 No.2079716
>>2079700
...shit.
Have you ever had rootbeer flavored milk?
07e20b No.2079717
>>2079711
>attention whore
Gonna day drink today?
07e20b No.2079718
>>2079716
>attention whore
Yuk
532d63 No.2079719
>>2079716
oshit is that a spoiler of Zero Two?
20efec No.2079720
>>2079704
the one in my dreams married me and let me kiss his tummy =w=
i'm totally kidding btw i don't have dreams ever
>>2079705
eating out is expensive, if you add it up you might be throwing thousands away
and I don't have a job rn soooooooooooooooooo
>>2079707
tummy fat
>>2079708
bro I'm fat
losing weight will actually make me stronger too
my legs are already stronger than they were
>>2079712
well if you ever visit I will eat a ton of pizza and pasta just for you♥
00b387 No.2079721
>>2079704
Yeah the sun is an attentionwhore
I just keep my blinds down
>>2079706
Imagine, a dystopian alternate universe where Bebop refused to give up the admin position and we were stuck on that furry board we moved to, suffering under the rule of a crazed halfdog dictator
>>2079712
He gave in to the fat shaming and lost weight
>>2079715
I was originally just had you sucking maple-syrup-covered cock in mind, but then when you said "eat" I had to improvise and AH became involved
07e20b No.2079722
>attention whore
I think i have to make poop
7e011b No.2079724
>>2079721
I am trying the opposite.
I might also have an ulcer apparently.
07e20b No.2079726
>>2079721
>attention whore
But shame is be wallowed in
Then again...
i love femdom
07e20b No.2079727
>attention whore
Poo poo time!!!!
a62a57 No.2079728
>>2079720
I wish I had dreams too
maybe then we could touch each other's tummys and hug each other and stuff
>>2079721
you're lucky you pc isn't right next to a skylight
532d63 No.2079729
The first step in losing weight is to control your calories.
First of all, you need to have an intake of calories.
These calories are important because they are turned into Energy, which will burn Fat. So, you should always be eating calories!
e3dfa5 No.2079730
>>2079721
Of course you immediately attach it to something lewd.
07e20b No.2079731
>>2079729
>attention whore
Is eating dead lil girls high in calories?
1121a2 No.2079733
Lunchtime. Thank fuck. Today has gone by so slow.
>>2079714
Sorry dude. Why would you even be excited for Jack? That dude is a mess. Like God spilled a person.
>>2079717
Given the fact that I'm currently on the premises of a public high school, probably not.
327873 No.2079734
>>2079733
>Given the fact that I'm currently on the premises of a public high school, probably not.
Never stopped us.
07e20b No.2079735
>>2079733
>attention whore
Ah
Then where the fuck is your whisky flask
Kekkers
327873 No.2079736
e73b4d No.2079752
>>2079716
Sorry I'm playing a thing, can't talk much. And I have not
20efec No.2079753
>>2079729
how am i doing then?