/animus/ - Avatarfag Circlejerk★

it isn't even an argument; we have nothing to contribute to the self-fulfilling topic.

>>2079302

I just like the phrase 'shaping this flesh apparatus to my specifications'.

I mean, we all live one life, have one body for the duration, why not give it a go?

I'm so fucking tired

>>2079306

You didn't train enough to not be tired!

ᶜʰᶦʳᶦ ᵃ ᵐᵉᵐᵉ

>>2079307

Is it necessary to train to become tired?

>>2079307

At least more than you

fatty

>>2079305

I giggled when I read it.

I may, should I feel inclined.

My comforts do not come from physical abilities that require me to hone my body any more than how it keeps itself, as it is already at a level that does all these things to an acceptable level.

I do enjoy snowboarding and keep that up every year, although its not every week, I am veeeery good at it.

Im kinda giving life ago already and right now Im loving it.

Come to think of it, I have no discernable sleep patterns to speak of.. I've marathon'd 22-28 hours awake and sometimes sleep up to 12-14 hours, but usually I intersperse 3-5 hour naps between work, when I try to sleep I'm insomniac and can't go unconscious and just wrestle around in the bed for hours, then sometimes I'll just drop right the fuck out and dream for 8 hours straight and remember every single one of them..

>>2079308

I always assumed that fatigue would trigger sleep, but I am exceptional in that fatigue is no longer a barrier to me; I continue on.

I'm not sure if it's hardwired but I can't get tired from mild physical exertion anymore.

> when I try to sleep I'm insomniac and can't go unconscious

That's what I fucking hate.

> tfw you can't sleep in day

>>2079313

Yeah, like.. I have to work in 6 hours.

Ready... go!

*rolls around for 5 hours*

has half of a dream, alarm goes

>>2079314

Sempai, pls, teach me

>>2079317

no.

>>2079318

I always known that fat people are evil

>>2079320

Heh yeah, I've had that end result as well. "fuck it" *chug wine* "This'll put me out.."

le wake up

fuuuuuccckkkk

>>2079322

Work was fun that morning, but then the afternoon made it one of my worst days ever.

Hangover on-top of busiest afternoon.

>>2079321

Here, crash course in 'old school' trolling, which now what people would merely call 'baiting' - trolling back in the day was less nefarious, the goal was basically to post something that would get a rise out of someone; end result is the troll gets that feeling of 'haha you did exactly what I expected you to do!'

but the modern term has broadened to include antisocial behaviour, slander, online bullying, etc.

You are doing well to stick to the original form, so I'm glad you're either well versed or just a kind-hearted person who means little harm outside of a gesture of an elbowing to the ribs.

In this sense, you are not a troll. You're just cute.

>>2079323

This is why we impose structure in our lives/ lifestyles so these things don't occur!

>>2079325

Most of the time I can sleep perfectly fine.

But if I cant sleep and got nothing to take I'll drink booze and ride my sleeplessness into the sunset of hangover land.

I'm going to climb the abandoned stadium, goodbye

>>2079298 (OP)

morning how you doing desu

I could do with some breakfast myself

>>2079326

In the past I've taken melatonin, it's good for ensuring solid blocks of sleep without interruption- really kills you dead.

But, I've always been a light sleeper, and I kind of enjoy that. When I dream, often I'm sleeping in the daytime so the dreams become chapters interspersed with quick awakenings in between, checking the time, whatnot.

I also have a very good internal clock, though during dreamtime I find that heavy visual dreams and clock-checking seem to slow time down... it's hard to clock check when you're living out some epic shit and then like only ten minutes have gone by..

Ok, I'm almost there

> really kills you dead.

I could give it a try

>>2079328

why don't you

oil a skillet

chop some ham, chop some fresh green onion stalks, set aside some cheese bits

and crack some eggs in the pan, 2 or 3, mix em up, then start throwing ham, cheese and onion at them for a bit.

check the underside, and flip it over

omelette it up

>>2079332

srs, 10mg melatonin before bed..

zonk

deep sleep, better set a fucking alarm, but if you don't -need- to get up in a hurry just have a bottle of water by your bed cause that's the first thing you're gonna go for, I tell you, zonked the fuck out.

The only problem is if you take melatonin tablets too often, you get used to them and it takes more and more, like most drugs.

I haven't taken any for a few years, I natural sleep, but oh boy whenever I absolutely needed to pass the fuck out, melatonin was the shit.

>>2079334

why don't you have dick for breakfast, then?

>>2079330

I have not trained myself to remember dreams, although I am aware of those states. Yet my internal clock is shocking. Reliable but fucks up in fantastic fashion sometimes.

>>2079335

Fuck no, that's too expensive for me.

>>2079338

Yeah I know, it's stupid like $15-20 for a bottle

but srs when I had 5mg tabs I just ate them like fucking candy

so if you really do have trouble sleeping,

just buy some.

don't abuse it, cause the hangover is pretty bad too. like you're zonked the fuck out if you take too much.

all you need is about 10mg melatonin if you want to set up for a good 6 hour sleep but are the type of person who rolls around for a good 3 hours.. melatonin is for you.

I don't have any troubles, I'd just like to sleep 20 hours a day

Sleep lag is a thing, I've slept for very long periods of time and it's why I always keep a water bottle by the bed; as I will inevitably wake up, need a drink, and then go back to dreamtime... for extended sleep periods I would prefer not to use any drugs, even natural ones like melatonin because of the 'lag' it creates.. it's more natural to go in and out of sleep and consciousness.

I have not had a balanced sleep schedule for years.

I juggle work and sleep; I've gone 20-24 hours awake at times, or throwing in 2-3 hour power naps, and going long-haul 12-18 hour sleeps which have intermittent waking breaks and bathroom/rehydration but still whole dreamtime unconscious sleep periods.

without melatonin supplements, too.

though for any inexperienced users I'll always recomment melatonin for enhanced sleep experience, just remember to have a water bottle within reach, or to get up and go to the bathroom if necessary.

All this talk about sleep has made the herp sleepy.

Goodnight all.

Why the fuck do you think I'd be posting at 5:45am if it wasn't for the sheer rush of working a collective 15 hours since I woke up around 1pm on wednesday and power napped 4~hours... I'm fucking high on adrenaline.

in slow doses. I do the endurance thing.

The shitty thing is that I have very good memory.

1pm Wednesday: I wake up- I had set the alarm ballpark to 1:45pm knowing I'd get enough sleep so I am refreshed.

I dick around and set out at 2:35~ get to my job 30 minutes later and there isn't much to do on the contract so it only takes a few hours.. I fuck around on the internet but I have to set out again at 2am~ and pretty much waste that time, attempt to 'nap' but fail, and work from 2:30 to 7:15 am, get lunch at the subway and walk home, already about 15km footwork; have text for extra work and acknowledge, reply I will be available after 4pm. get home and dick around on computer until about 10am, attempt to force-nap but only go unconscious from about 2-4pm while rolling around in the bed for several hours prior.

Go to work at 4:30pm until about 7:15pm, buy a 12 pack of beer.

Dick around on the internet until 6am, with 3 beers left.

Comprehensible, lucid, alert state after 35~ hours awake and nine 8% malt liquor 355ml cans.

Chiri is pretty much an unstoppable machine.

ah, ah! but you ask;

"What kept Chiri going this duration?"

this too can be answered;

1 can of tuna, drained (drank the juice) mixed with mayonnaise plus two slices of light rye bread for a tuna salad sandwich,

500ml white wine

one 'greek' steak + feta tzatziki wrap at subway

459ml Marley's Mellow Mood black tea peach raspberry to induce sleep via valerian root/chamomile (partially ineffective)

500ml water

1 slice 'canadian' pizza, bacon sausage yumness

1 can zero calorie cherry coke

9 355ml cans of 8% Cariboo malt beer - no edibles since then.

>255.6 g of spiritus

Wait, that's children doses!

The funny thing is I feel completely normal.

>>2079352

In Canada they import this crazy vodka called Spirytus that's like 76%.

I've had some before, it lasts quite a long time if you mix drinks with it vs. pouring deadly shots.

I don't know if it's a think anywhere else, but pink country tyme lemonade powder is hand in hand with a bottle of vodka at a party in Ontario..

thing*

shit. I'm drunk.

>>2079354

It's better to buy 5 litres or pure alcohol and dilute it with water

>>2079356

if only they would sell pure ethanol.

>>2079357

They don't sell it? In Russia you can even order it via internet. 5 litres cost 20$

>>2079358

dayum.

No, you can only get the toxic isopropyl at low prices in high quantities, there are restrictions on ingestible ethanol due to legislature regarding drugs and alcohol.

>>2079359

trollin

>>2079360

>, there are restrictions on ingestible ethanol due to legislature regarding drugs and alcohol.

Well, as we see, not only Russia is fucked up in different ways.

Is it legal in Canada to make alcohol drinks on myour own?

>>2079361

I think canada follows some american laws on 'moonshine', I'm not sure.. but..

what's for certain is that sale and distribution is heavily regulated so if you do intend to create a brewery you do have to have the paperwork to produce and distribute alcohol.

>>2079363

And cops would care if you start brewing in your apartment and sell beer and moonshine to other people?

>>2079362

Sure, I took my shirt off last thread, flexed, and defended a fat-fit endomorph body type that's 'thick' but is mostly muscle and not 'fat' as people stereotypically connect to images of obesity,

except not so much, and pretty much last thread was a good conversation with me and Wells-san (what I'll call him) about how different minds rationalize and cope with society in their own ways and adapt strategically.

also here is an easter bunny I drew on a whiteboard

>>2079364

Yes, it would be illegal, unregulated, and potentially dangerous to consumers.

>>2079366

Fun, here almost no one gives a fuck. Once, cops stopped me with 20 litres of home-brewed ale, but after a little talk about beer production we just wished each other to have a nice day.

>>2079367

I don't wanna. Though, some russian traps are cute.

sorry Soto, you missed the post where I took my shirt off and flexed.

>>2079368

oh cool, I guess equivalent here would be 'we are a new brewery, just getting our stuff together, we're only giving it to our friends, we don't have a license but we're trying to perfect our formula to make the best beer!!'

and then canadian cops would say 'oh ok'

>>2079368

>he's not a trap

Disappointing

>>2079369

FUCK

>>2079371

Yeah, our little talk was almost like you explained. Though it was obvious, I wasn't going to have any license, but it's legal here, unless you sell it.

>>2079372

Who is not a trap?

>>2079373

I just assume your cops don't give a fuck

>>2079374 (You)

>>2079375

Probably. But anyway, in Russia you don't need any license to produce alcohol for your own consumption.

>>2079376

I'm fine with that.

>>2079377

well that's fuckin' neat.

In North America the hobos make bum wine out of cannisters of concentrated grape juice or really anything, even strawberry kiwi, as long as it ferments and you can add the right yeast to it.. I mean for 59 cents a can to 4L of water that's enough fruit pulp to take, and bum wine can get up to 7-8% ish

>>2079378

Are there alot of weebs out in Russia, or at least around where you're from?

>>2079381

Not many real weaboos, but there are plenty of people, who watch anime.

I got photos

I got better photos

Fok u

Fok u x2

x3

x4

photo contest?

Fok u x4239423843403292950329523523

>>2079392

Some people cosplay.

People don't wear them nowdays.

Hutzpa those are super cool places to kick it and drink/smoke

We have a few spots out here in Riverside

like a river for example

>>2079395

How can Russians give up the Tri poloski look?

Do you watch alot of anime or just here and there

>>2079396

>How can Russians give up the Tri poloski look?

Easily. Just a matter of fashion.

>Do you watch alot of anime or just here and there

Here and there.

I prefer to drink on the street

>>2079392

ya

ok

>>2079400

at one time in my life I wasn't as old.

shit happens

>>2079400

>What do you normally wear?

Jeans, black t-shirt, pullover and a jacket.

'Every fucking day since october'

>What look do you go for?

Excuse me?

Is it legal to drink and drive in Russia/Ukraine?

>>2079404

you look like a corpse!

>>2079403

Everything is legal if you don't get caught.

>>2079403

2 years of prison

>>2079402

That's pretty normal

Are you a normie?

>>2079405

I used to be super skinny back then

Back when I would do meth here and there lmao

Ah, good fucking times

>>2079406

Sounds like you like to live life dangerously

>>2079403

Or no, i read it somwhere, but it isn't true.

" если водитель остановлен за вождение в нетрезвом состоянии в первый раз -- штраф 10200 гривен и на 1 год лишение права вождения авто. Если в течение 2 лет человек опять остановлен в нетрезвом состоянии - штраф – 20400 гривен и на 3 года лишение права водить. Если в течение 5 лет человек попадается в третий раз – 40800 гривен штраф и на 10 лет лишение прав."

>>2079409

>Are you a normie?

Yes, kind of.

>Sounds like you like to live life dangerously

No, no! I like to live my life full of beer and traps. Or at least with internet and my hands.

>>2079410

It's a $10,000 fine but the more double you are the legal limit your fine is doubled

Your license is restricted for like 6 months too

Its shit

better than 2 years tho lmao

That only happens if you kill someone or someshit

Hewwo friends!

>>2079413

Hi

>>2079409

don't do meth

>>2079414

hewwo russia

how u do

>>2079412

whew okay, at least there isn't a picture of me hugging a naked dakimakura, so I will totally tolerate anyone saying I'm fat lol..

because at least I don't have a fuck pillow..

>>2079412

Fines *10 in this year, it's good

>>2079416

Fine. I guess, I'll drink some tea

>>2079418

> picture of me hugging a naked dakimakura, so I will totally tolerate anyone saying I'm fat lol..

>>2079423

chiri is fat meme is dead.

I am all muscle with a thin coating of body fat, it's in my genes.

I'm not Kon.

>>2079422

You're funny

>>2079421

>oh yeahhhh lmao

Well, why not?

>Are you more of a Pilsner or Lager?

Pilsner IS Lager. But I prefer ale.

>IPA

I'm not a fan of bitterness, that's why I didn't like Pilsner Urquel. I usually drink home-brewed ales.

>>2079426

am I entertaining?

>>2079425

> I am all body fat, it's in my genes.

gonna make some food real quick

>>2079431

>That makes you a faggot and everyone knows faggots arent normies

As you wish.

>>2079427

I dislike some india pale ales because of too much hops, when I want something really classic I get Charles Wells IPA, but I don't even know if they still make or import it, it was delicious.

Now we're fraught with over-hopped IPA's that make them unbearable to drink. WHYYY

>>2079429

You're shit, I deduce that I can smell shit, I see shit, I'm not going to taste it, but you're probably shit, from a scientific perspective.

>>2079430

Sorry, don't swing that way.

I am a mean piece of 217.5 lbs though, I'll tell you that much, because I walk 10+km a day, I box, train my own style - accentuating flexibility, reach, endurance..

I have a goal as well, I want to drop that layer of fat this summer, I want to see what happens when it's gone and my skin sticks to the muscles.

>>2079436

I thought you smell big mack

217.5 lbs starting weight

>>2079437

nah man, that food is gross. I buy fresh fish.

yum. filler is veggies, the stuff my snails eat, so I give my leftovers to my pet snails... whole cucumber, whole carrot.

>>2079436

Yeah, I also prefer something less agressive. Sometimes we brew ale that tastes like chocolate or orange, and these are almost godlike drinks

I kept one eye closed so long everything is too bright and painful

>>2079439

What is your height?

>>2079442

it doesn't. starvation makes your fat cells try to accumulate as much reserves as they can, whenever they can get it.

when it burns off you feel that 'burn' in your legs even just while walking.. starving yourself is the worst thing to do.

Don't.

>>2079444

5'7"

I can grab my stomach and I have an inch thick between my fingers, I'm pretty hard but it just doesn't show on the outside.

And especially not in photographs.

My summer goal is to cut down a bit for aesthetic reasons only.

I function well, but I weigh a lot.

>>2079446

Dude, my weight 81kg with 182cm of height, and i'm feel myself fat.

>>2079447

I always felt like BMI calculators got their shit wrong because I'm not obese. I'm fucking trim. okay I have an inch, but that's not a problem for me. I can cut it down.

Oh my eye is back

I need sleep but I can't sleep even though I went out and got exercise

It's HvZ season on college campuses and my idiot teammates sacrificed me during the opening mission so it's gonna be lots of running

>>2079448

oh, the burning part comes when I don't eat.. and then go walk walk walk walk walk to work for half an hour, that's when the legs start eating themselves.

>>2079450

Thanks but I usually need a dimmer switch on the world

My bedroom blinds are positioned to let in as little light as they can and it's still blinding

I need curtains

It's when I -haven't- eaten and digested a meal for a while that the burn happens; if I haven't eaten, then long distance walking begins to burn the fat layers stored on my legs and stomach.

My body has just grown accustomed to storing and using energy in these places.

>>2079457

Yeah, I know that much..

the crazy thing is that I like my weight.. but, I do want to reduce it. I want to get back into BMX even if I'm 35, so, I want a weight reduction primarily, but, not lose the muscle mass I have for power. It's a balancing act, I've been trying to go protein-rich for a while but it's expensive.

My selected method of training will be BMX.

Lacking money for a GoPro, nodoby will be able to vicariously experience my hillbomb drifting.

If I lose weight by riding my BMX, I won't lose power..

>>2079298 (OP)

Goddamn it I missed this thread

What the FUCK loafie

I'm gonna fukken KILL you

MFW the gas station pump only takes loonies and have four quarters

I have to go downtown and get my tires filled.

>>2079468

I sure am glad we're being updated on the status of his tires multiple times.

>>2079472

*blocks your path*

>>2079475

I was already blocking your path though

filled up the tires on quarters

Ready to go, 2018!

>>2079478

hey, I got lucky, the air pump would take dollar coins OR quarters.

fukken, as soon as I was done filling my tires some crack ho came asking me if I had change.

I flashed her my crooked ass teeth and said I just spend all my coin to fill my tires, you want fi-teen cents? and she walked away.

>>2079481

yeah I don't hand out. It would be worse if I did, because then anyone who recognizes me would expect something and try to talk me up.

I worked in telemarketing, I know exactly how it goes.

Mothers Against Drunk Driving, we would do either cold calls, or return calls on people who already donated but after 3 months attempt to get them to double their previous donation with a sob story.

Shit was fucking crooked.

>>2079479

How can you block that which does not exist.

Have you ever watched "The Green Elephant"?

>>2079484

OOH

CAN I SEE YOUR GUN???

Got my copy of FFCC but still no memory card for my GC.

Kind of sad.

>>2079491

Geez kid, slow down, we don't know what all those fancy letters mean.

>>2079492

Final fantasy game.

Game Cube.

>>2079486

I am victorious

>>2079488

The what now?

>>2079489

I am not a hillbilly with a need to murder people, thus I do not have a gun.

>>2079493

Fun trivia, the original 'Final Fantasy' game was named so because Square was about to go bankrupt as a developer and it was the success of that breakout RPG that gave the company, and the franchise, new life.

>>2079495

I am well aware.

>>2079494

I STEAL YOUR GUN!

YOSH!!

Is there literally anybody that isn't aware of that at this point

>>2079499

You don't have to post sad Kino to convince me otherwise.

>>2079494

Famous russian art-house movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp441wp7prg

>>2079499

Isn't aware of what?

I'm taking fictional bets as a bookie in the upcoming Rose Namajunas vs. Joanna Jedrzejczyk rematch.

1:3 odds for Joanna only, I just want to take your fictional money and not pay you because Rose will win.

>>2079501

Kino is not sad in that scene.

>>2079502

Famous in Russia maybe.

Most of those go far less well known overseas.

Also >>2079495

>>2079505

Kino's the best.

She's always calm. She's a realist.

>>2079505

That's obvious. But anyway

>>2079506

She has emotions, she just don't need to show them, as an observer.

>>2079507

tbh if you asked me to list russian movies off the top of my head I could probably only give you like, Battleship Potemkin and Stalker. And that later one only because I'm a nerd and like my jank videogames.

I'm so sleepy it hurts

>>2079508

Right, she's the viewer/observer insert character that deals with this crazy world.

Probably still one of my top recommendations for anime series, even if it's dated.. the substance is relevant

>>2079509

ha, you're sleepy.

Guess how long I've been awake?

between about 1pm on wednesday to 9:30am on friday, I have had about 6 total hours of unconciousness.

I do actually feel tired now.

>>2079509

You know

There's an easy solution to this.

I was momentarily hyped up when I rolled downtown and filled up my BMX's tires.

>>2079516

seppuku

>>2079520

>>2079521

I. WANT. SHASHLIK.

no,

you want 217.5 lbs of Chiri.

I don't eat fat

it's all beef.

Sacra! Is it cockhole, who refuses from SALO?!

>>2079525

hutzpa, what the fuck?

ah well, shit.

At least I'm not the one with the third rate shit tier avatar.

What did you say?

It's my fault, I turned the handle and got what I expected.

> I turned the handle and got what I expected.

Cola with extra sugar?

The organ grinder isn't without a monkey, naturally.

Once I turn that handle, I should know what to expect.

dance, monkey.

And what did you get?

entertainment!

*clap*

it's alright,

many other invertebrates have also evolved to sort food from poop, though others are fine with eating shit too.

>attention whore

Im here

Shower me with attention

>>2079540

less attention,

more shower.

>>2079541

He is the only person who fatter than you in here

>>2079542

You forgot Nezi.

I'm also prob the only one here who can kick everyone elses' asses in a fight,

high five!