4886e2 No.2061979
ca7e02 No.2061981
It's called "Chemistry." I have it with everybody.
ca7e02 No.2061982
>>2061979
Then I'll just do it here. Mandy is right, you know. Amy's really into you and doesn't think you have a shred of interest.
ca7e02 No.2061985
f6ca9b No.2061986
4886e2 No.2061987
>>2061982
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
all you guys shipping this x_x
I have much more than a shred wat do
f6ca9b No.2061990
>>2061988
Aww... If I wasn't drunk I might tear up
f6ca9b No.2061992
Also I can't copy paste so my last reply block is on the last thtread. Sorry.
ca7e02 No.2061993
>>2061987
E-date.
Talk. Share your hopes and dreams. Know each other as people. Be together intimately through shared photographs.
And if you can stand each other over the computer long enough to establish a connection you feel is compassionate and full of care, meet one another. See if you can be as enthralled with one another face to face. Experiment and explore. Enjoy each other physically.
And if it's so worth it to you, you'll find a way to be together. Whatever that means for either of you.
But you'll never know until you try.
f6ca9b No.2061994
>>2061991
Ok maybe not. But that hits me in the feels tracer. I like you too.
94c3c0 No.2061995
>>2061983
...you have strange ideas of femininity
ca7e02 No.2061996
Soto post the one with Ian shouting Nigger in a crowded motel
479e0e No.2061997
>>2061994
I like you too, whoever you are.
f6ca9b No.2061998
>>2061995
It's anything that is less manly than me. Hey colbs, want to go for a drink??
f6ca9b No.2061999
>>2061997
Ahhh. My heart....
94c3c0 No.2062000
>>2061998
Well excuse me I can't be some kind of masculine Adonis like some people
Sure, you gonna be in socal anytime soon?
3a0207 No.2062002
btw, not that anyone was wondering im sure, but the reason i made a cross-thread link so early is because i made this thread hours ago and just forgot to cross=link before someone else made a new thread
f6ca9b No.2062003
>>2062000
Na I'm stuck in PHX. Work is awful needy.
4886e2 No.2062004
>>2061993
Y-yeah..
Thanks for the good advice like always, baka <3
94c3c0 No.2062006
>>2062003
Same, but I'm stuck in CA
94c3c0 No.2062008
>>2062004
"Oh shit I remember Elma
Tell them I said hi back"
HZA's response
f6ca9b No.2062010
>>2062004
And if you don't....poems ..
>>2062006
I got a couple weeks vacation, but I don't have a vehicle I trust to take me that far.
f6ca9b No.2062012
>>2062007
Do it.
>>2062009
You rip my soul.
3a0207 No.2062013
>>2062012
the goat fag is here now, he'll be watching us
f6ca9b No.2062014
>>2062013
It's ok. Just between us.
94c3c0 No.2062015
>>2062010
You can fly into LAX for about $100, shit's cheap
479e0e No.2062016
>>2062012
Better that then something tangible.
ca7e02 No.2062017
>>2062004
Maddie.. If you think you could enjoy Amy's company, take a chance. A leap. Nobody sits on their death bed contemplating what they did. They're thinking of the things they didn't do, and whether or not those are regretful decisions. Live, Elms... Live.
3c0118 No.2062018
i'm going to kill every single one of you
f6ca9b No.2062019
>>2062015
Heh that's actually not bad. Round trip to
ca7e02 No.2062020
DO IT YOU FUCKING SLUT YOU WONT
ca7e02 No.2062021
DONT MAKE FUCKING PROMISES YOU CANT KEEP
3a0207 No.2062022
>>2062014
sorry something more urgent is going on that concerns my loins, im checking out metal gear solid 3 again
ca7e02 No.2062023
3a0207 No.2062025
this anon only wants the sweet release of death
94c3c0 No.2062026
>>2062019
Yeah it ain't bad at all, and I'd pick you up. You'd have to sort out hotels and whatnot tho.
f6ca9b No.2062027
ca7e02 No.2062030
>>2062025
>anon
insulted. You know me, fool.
3a0207 No.2062031
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2062024
Weather report was infinitely superior to pucci as a character, prove me wrong pro tip you can't
718126 No.2062032
>>2062018
but are some of us allright, should we not come to /animus/ tomorrow?
f6ca9b No.2062033
>>2062026
I'd have to think about it. I can't really even afford that at the moment.
3a0207 No.2062034
>>2062030
i do know you and thats why im referring to you as an anon
f6ca9b No.2062035
>>2062029
Go to bed, bud. And dream of me.
718126 No.2062036
>>2062031
If we're going there, FF > everyone else
479e0e No.2062037
>>2062035
Don't know what you look like.
4886e2 No.2062038
>>2062017
Shit's scary tho lol
I'm running short on my 9 lives as it is :p
3a0207 No.2062039
>>2062036
Foo Fighters was my favorite character in part 6, it found out what it was to be human and did the ultimate human thing
f6ca9b No.2062040
>>2062037
I look like Paul bunyan.
479e0e No.2062041
>>2062040
I'd rather not, then.
f6ca9b No.2062042
>>2062038
Maddie. If you don't, I will. This is a good opportunity for you.
f6ca9b No.2062043
3a0207 No.2062044
also Gyro is one of my favorite Jojo characters in all the parts
ca7e02 No.2062045
>>2062038
>"Hey, Amy..."
>"Hi, Elma!"
>"So, can I talk to you for a minute?"
>"Sure, hun. What's up?"
>"So.. Mandy and Drunky were talking. They were being pretty forward about it, too.."
>"Oh...?"
>"Yeah.. Uhm. I just wanted to let you know... that..."
>"...What, Elma?"
>"I like you, Amy. I like your personality, and I want to know it more."
>"What do you mean?"
>"I mean I want to know if you feel the same way."
>".... oh."
>"...."
>".... Elma, I've been lowkey into you for a while. It's been eating me up. It even spilled into the threads and I had to talk about it. I've had a huge crush on you.."
>"Oh! I mean, I wish I could say I didn't know, but people talk."
>"....Yeah."
>"....."
>"So what do you think...?"
>"I think that we can try to get to know each other a lot better than we already do. If that's something you want."
>"It is..."
And they lived Happily Ever After
4886e2 No.2062046
>>2062042
Are you threatening to take Amy?
ce68b2 No.2062047
>>2062045
truly beautiful
I cried
718126 No.2062049
>>2062044
That's a pretty bold and true statement, but almost every character in part 7 is on his level of being great characters.
f6ca9b No.2062050
>>2062045
I don't really think that's the wording that would happen, but 10/10 of the spirit.
>>2062046
If you don't!
ca7e02 No.2062051
>>2062050
It's fun creating narratives
f6ca9b No.2062053
>>2062051
What other coupling narratives do you got?
ca7e02 No.2062054
I could ship ColbsXsoto Mad hard
94c3c0 No.2062055
f6ca9b No.2062056
3275e6 No.2062057
I leave for ten fucking minutes
>>2061950
Apparently I forgot years ago, too
d23289 No.2062058
3balls x cancer dick OTP
A match truly made in hell.
479e0e No.2062059
>>2062057
Try leaving for longer.
3275e6 No.2062060
It also reminds me that some certain people have actually gone to live together from /b/ threads
ca7e02 No.2062061
94c3c0 No.2062062
WHY DO I ONLY GET THE SOTO SHIP
PICK SOMEONE ELSE TOO AT LEAST
f6ca9b No.2062063
>>2062061
I'm in way too many of those options.
ca7e02 No.2062064
ca7e02 No.2062065
Oh god this is going to be fucking hilarious
ce68b2 No.2062066
94c3c0 No.2062067
I'm not reading this shit.
ca7e02 No.2062068
I genuinely wanted to do Mandy X Elma or Maddy X Amy but there's so much potential for hilarity here.
3275e6 No.2062069
>>2062061
Solberto
>>2062062
Are you hoping for somebody to say 'Ship with me, baby?'
>>2062059
I tried but this fuck keeps messaging me.
f6ca9b No.2062070
Who voted for me and Maddie?!?
2cbfa6 No.2062072
i'm gonna lay down
nini friends
94c3c0 No.2062074
>>2062069
I'm not delusional enough for me to believe anyone would want to be shipped with me
ca7e02 No.2062075
>>2062072
YOU WERE NOT EVEN HERE
nini bbygirl
f6ca9b No.2062076
>>2062073
You're a dick lol
ca7e02 No.2062077
I'd e-suck Colbs 3 balls.
4886e2 No.2062078
f6ca9b No.2062079
>>2062078
Just because he has been fantasizing about it since you said you were moving here.
3275e6 No.2062080
>>2062071
I can't, they have blackmail.
>>2062074
Oh shut up, you're cute.
I'd say you don't have to be modest, but self-depreciation really sells around here unless you're one of those 'pimp' types.
>>2062068
I couldn't ship Mandy with anyone so I can keep them in reserve.
479e0e No.2062082
>>2062080
The fuck you give them that for.
f6ca9b No.2062083
>>2062081
Not that I wouldn't ravage your ass and leave you handcuffed to my bed
fae79a No.2062084
Colored easter eggs w my bestie.
Haven't done this shit since I was 7. Jfc.
4886e2 No.2062086
it's not easter, is it? wut
f6ca9b No.2062087
>>2062080
What? You can't ship me with someboy? Am I destined to be alone??!
fae79a No.2062088
fae79a No.2062091
>>2062089
jakajakajakajakaaaaaaaaaJAN
ca7e02 No.2062092
Its official.
It's on my fucking to do notepad
It's getting done
94c3c0 No.2062093
Oh boy, haven't had a good e-sucking in a while
>>2062080
APPARENTLY I'M NOT MASCULINE ENOUGH ACCORDING TO MANDY
3275e6 No.2062094
>>2062087
You were like a
Uhhh
Uncle maybe?
>>2062082
I was young and foolish once upon a time and didn't understand love
ce68b2 No.2062095
>>2062091
how do you want me to give this to you?
>>2062093
would you like to?
f6ca9b No.2062096
>>2062092
What am I meeting you for on Sunday at Broadway and 14th?
fae79a No.2062097
>3 page
damn nigga
>>2062095
zip it and up it to mega
94c3c0 No.2062098
Oh fuck right off
>>2062095
Like to...?
f6ca9b No.2062099
>>2062094
... I'm legit an uncle...
ca7e02 No.2062100
>>2062096
If you want me to be honest, I really wish you could be there, but it's a private residence and the owner probably wouldn't like me bringing anyone or people showing up.
>>2062097
It's the length I'm prepared to commit to. I would push for more content, but I don't know much about Soto so I'm probably going to run out of steam.
4886e2 No.2062101
>>2062088
whoa
i really gotta get better about knowing when I am.
ce68b2 No.2062102
>>2062097
okay let me just uhh
figure that out
>>2062098
get the suck
94c3c0 No.2062103
>>2062102
Oh, sure why not
fae79a No.2062104
>>2062098
hiya colbs
>>2062100
hmu on discord ill give u plenty of info
>>2062102
mega.nz lol
if all else fails put it on google drive
f6ca9b No.2062105
>>2062100
Meh she won't complain once she sees me.
3275e6 No.2062106
>>2062099
Sounds about right.
ca7e02 No.2062108
Oven dinged.
This has been a productive 45 minutes
see you tomorrow.
f6ca9b No.2062109
>>2062106
... Well now I'm sad
fae79a No.2062110
>>2062107
>>>>>>>>>>>sample
you have disgraced me for the last time colb
f6ca9b No.2062111
ce68b2 No.2062112
>>2062103
I'll slob on your knob like it's my job
>>2062104
okay gotcha
94c3c0 No.2062113
>>2062110
Poopoo to you too
3275e6 No.2062114
>>2062109
Hey, that's not necessarily bad!
94c3c0 No.2062115
>>2062112
Right on uh... Rob
fae79a No.2062116
>>2062113
how was work
>>2062112
yaaaaaaaaaaaaass
f6ca9b No.2062117
>>2062114
You don't have to live with a kid that isn't your own.
3275e6 No.2062118
>>2062093
Not girly enough to be a trap but not manly enough to be a bear.
Guess you just gotta suck dicks like a regular guy.
94c3c0 No.2062119
>>2062116
Awful. One of my coworkers was out today and another got promoted so we've got a gap for him too so I have way too many files and spend way too much time on the phone
>>2062118
I'm just an ugly duckling ;~;
ce68b2 No.2062120
>>2062115
so are we fuckin or what?
>>2062116
yaas grim
I'm working on it now
fae79a No.2062121
>>2062119
shit man. Should have been you moving up that ladder.
>>2062120
I can't contain myself
94c3c0 No.2062122
>>2062120
/me fuks
>>2062121
Eh, he moved somewhere I really would not have wanted to go. Also he had a lot of seniority on me.
3275e6 No.2062123
>>2062117
Unfortunately my family is too good to have any sorts of issues like that. I guess.
I'm just a lucky bastard in general, so I can't empathize but I can at least sympathize.
>>2062119
We're all ugly in some way. What matters is that most of us don't care and the people that sound like they care are just dicks.
fae79a No.2062125
>>2062122
damn, can I grill you for deet in prv?
that sucks
I hope you're happy at your current spot tho
4886e2 No.2062126
you should get a promotion, colbs
94c3c0 No.2062127
>>2062125
Grill away. And I don't think I'd be happy in most spots in my current industry, really I'm just working long enough to get sufficient experience to move into a different area
>>2062126
Eeeehhhh.
ce68b2 No.2062128
>>2062121
I'm actually retarded
>>2062122
oof
already came
3275e6 No.2062130
>>2062124
It makes me sound intelligent when really it's just verbal procrastination.
4886e2 No.2062131
f6ca9b No.2062132
Good night, fags. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Maddie if Amy isn't yours by tomorrow, he is mine.
4886e2 No.2062133
fae79a No.2062134
3275e6 No.2062135
>>2062132
Don't get them pregnant until after the wedding.
94c3c0 No.2062136
>>2062128
Without making me cum? /slap
>>2062130
I'm like procrastination personified sometimes
>>2062131
I value my mental health more than that
d23289 No.2062137
Colbs, literally fly up the ladder of success.
fae79a No.2062138
took you long enough to crack that one
ce68b2 No.2062140
>>2062136
you're going to have to get used to that if we're going to be together.
3275e6 No.2062141
>>2062136
So anyway what's with the Soraka is it for the horsedick?
94c3c0 No.2062142
>>2062140
Hmmm.... I guess I'll have to then
>>2062141
I'm a sucker for healers.
ce68b2 No.2062143
fae79a No.2062144
>>2062142
>I'm a sucker for healers.
post ffiv rosa :3
94c3c0 No.2062145
>>2062143
Only because I care
>>2062144
She's got the Samus thing going on, think that's more up your alley
ce68b2 No.2062146
>>2062145
aww
that's actually sweet
3275e6 No.2062147
>>2062142
>Sucker for healers
>Suck off the healers
fae79a No.2062149
4886e2 No.2062150
ce68b2 No.2062151
94c3c0 No.2062152
>>2062146
I can surprise people sometimes
>>2062147
That too
>>2062148
Blond with strong features
d23289 No.2062153
One REAL G I R L GAMERS play Mercy.
ce68b2 No.2062154
>>2062152
I've got a surprise for you right here my dude
ce68b2 No.2062155
both samus and soraka have light hair and chins sharp enough to cut glass
they're practically the same person.
fae79a No.2062156
>>2062150
having a pocket healer for that good succ is great
fae79a No.2062157
3275e6 No.2062158
>ITT everybody here does this activity that's designed to give adrenaline in place of activities such as sports but instead of playing out a power fantasy as a big smashing ape they choose to play the girly sexualized healsluts and heal other people playing big smashing apes
4886e2 No.2062159
fae79a No.2062160
>>2062158
>Pharah
>big smashing ape
94c3c0 No.2062161
>>2062154
Oh?
>>2062155
Soraka's chin is not sharp lmao
>>2062157
Exactly
718126 No.2062162
>>2062158
>healsluts
worse than filth
4886e2 No.2062163
f6ca9b No.2062164
Maddie name a song for me to sing
3275e6 No.2062165
>>2062160
She's not an ape?
ce68b2 No.2062166
>>2062161
you may be disappointed with the size
94c3c0 No.2062167
>>2062166
I'll be the judge of that
4886e2 No.2062168
ce68b2 No.2062169
f6ca9b No.2062171
>>2062168
Something kinda slowish. Any genre
94c3c0 No.2062172
>>2062169
That was explicitly what this was
fae79a No.2062173
>>2062161
what is wrong with me....
d23289 No.2062174
4886e2 No.2062175
>>2062171
prolly some frankie
94c3c0 No.2062176
>>2062173
You like a certain visual aesthetic? Oh no you monster
f6ca9b No.2062177
>>2062175
I don't know what that means
3275e6 No.2062178
>>2062170
You probably just wanna talk with me though, huh?
4886e2 No.2062179
>>2062177
Frank Sinatra, dum dum
fae79a No.2062180
>>2062174
yeah, samus is real homo
>>2062176
yeah but its scary how deep its burrowed into my subconscious
fae79a No.2062181
>>2062178
I don't mind doing that.
ce68b2 No.2062182
94c3c0 No.2062183
>>2062180
Lemme just do a quick profile
You're attracted to those kinda women because they're strong personalities, yet still super feminine. You like their femininity more than you like how strong they are, but the combination of strength and femininity in a fantasy context is alluring to you
About right?
>>2062182
Silly bois
3275e6 No.2062184
>>2062181
But unfortunately I'm no good for talking. I mean, I don't play all these MLG games like everybody else.
ce68b2 No.2062185
94c3c0 No.2062186
>>2062185
You'd have to be silly to do anything for me
3a0207 No.2062187
Vinny got a key to Farcry 5 and is streaming it
fae79a No.2062188
>>2062183
damn that's p spot on
fae79a No.2062189
>>2062184
I dont even fucking play OW.
more of a monster hunter guy
94c3c0 No.2062190
>>2062188
Thank you, I'll be here all week
718126 No.2062191
3275e6 No.2062192
>>2062189
All I'm really doing right now is abusing crossout's market and trying to make fusion mecha. And Granblue.
f6ca9b No.2062193
4886e2 No.2062194
fae79a No.2062195
>>2062192
eugh, that framerate
I needs a beer
f6ca9b No.2062196
Sorry. That's the best I can do. My phone has shit for audio recording
ce68b2 No.2062197
>>2062186
oh, really?
but you're so charming
>>2062194
wha happen?
3275e6 No.2062199
>>2062195
It's a webm made for 4chan's filesize, so.
Don't drink too much.
718126 No.2062202
fae79a No.2062203
>>2062199
just gonna have one since I need to be up early tom
94c3c0 No.2062205
>>2062204
it's free real estate
fae79a No.2062207
>>2062204
wonder where lukas been
fae79a No.2062208
>>2062205
I shit you not I once whispered the whole its free real estate meme to my gf and she fucking lost it
we do it to each other all the time now
94c3c0 No.2062209
>>2062208
You got a good thing going there buddy
ce68b2 No.2062211
>>2062205
I JUST WANT THE BEST FOR YOU
>>2062206
>>2062207
me too
where tf him at
04396f No.2062212
>>2062211
I'm gonna post my smuggest gayest character response to that
94c3c0 No.2062213
>>2062210
tfw yfw
>>2062211
I will do nothing but sabotage that
ce68b2 No.2062215
>>2062212
I am the gayest and the smuggest
>>2062213
I'll kick your ass for your own good
d23289 No.2062216
What if Luka actually got a job?
3275e6 No.2062217
fae79a No.2062218
>>2062214
hi bd
>>2062213
>hip wings
is that a succubus thing
>>2062216
they would die before that
>>2062211
maybe vr w ban
718126 No.2062219
>>2062217
nou more like
wewtou
94c3c0 No.2062220
>>2062215
Do it then
>>2062218
idk ask the artist
ce68b2 No.2062221
>>2062218
man
I want to fuck some anime women in VR
>>2062220
lick*
04396f No.2062222
>>2062215
no
it's obviously myself
3a0207 No.2062223
>>2062218
watch this
k e r m i t
do you think it will find it if i space the letters like that?
3275e6 No.2062224
>>2062219
You mean this isn't a gaybar?
fae79a No.2062225
>>2062220
its a trend ive noticed
>>2062221
it wont feel good unless your dick is in something irl
plus if its not synced itll feel super fucking off
fae79a No.2062226
>>2062223
this is some spooky shit boi
ce68b2 No.2062227
>>2062222
young man
report to my bedroom right away
>>2062225
you right, you right.
fae79a No.2062228
>>2062227
i would say bide your time and get a atenga or fleshlight or something till u get a (wo)man but tbh those things will spoil you because often times they feel better than a pussy
idk about assholes tho
the sheer suction and stimulation
boi
its toe curling
but nothing beats being balls deep in a woman from behind
ce68b2 No.2062229
3a0207 No.2062230
>>2062226
he uses search functions to look for his name or something i dont know
fae79a No.2062231
>>2062229
trufax
>>2062230
I do too
I also search for modifications of my name too x:
ce68b2 No.2062234
>>2062231
new cell form confirmed
718126 No.2062235
>>2062231
10/10 image
had a laugh
3a0207 No.2062236
>>2062231
I... can't tell how sincere you are being
fae79a No.2062237
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
found a #rare ranko piece
YEET
>>2062234
>>2062235
lowcost cosplay is lit
>>2062236
why not?
don't I seem the guy that prefers to know the airs around him in terms of other people?
fae79a No.2062239
>>2062238
whenever we are in each others presence
you are
LIT
4886e2 No.2062240
94c3c0 No.2062241
>>2062221
That's not kicking
>>2062225
People like a lot of wings I guess
Like Crobat
fae79a No.2062242
>>2062240
ill light you up welma
winkyfais
ce68b2 No.2062243
>>2062239
>>2062240
I'm feeling it.
are you feeling it now?
>>2062241
no
I woudn't want to hurt you
fae79a No.2062244
>>2062243
havent even cracked open a cold one yet smh
4886e2 No.2062245
>>2062242
lmao yeah right
>>2062243
>now
all day bb
ce68b2 No.2062248
>>2062244
I'm been smonking for hours
catch up, grim
>>2062245
yes
YES
I'm like a christmas tree
fae79a No.2062250
>>2062245
>:(
>>2062246
he returns from the grave
4886e2 No.2062252
>>2062250
I have someone else on my mind ^~^
ce68b2 No.2062253
>>2062251
you're a good boy.
94c3c0 No.2062255
>>2062253
This is a bold faced lie
fae79a No.2062256
>>2062252
eships r dum
but I hope u find happiness
b80266 No.2062257
>>2062247
Yoghurt truly was the best of us all. A man so far in the closet he'd put Narnia to shame.
ce68b2 No.2062258
>>2062254
very nice
>>2062255
shut the fuck up
why are you so insecure you're great AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
4886e2 No.2062259
>>2062256
ur dumb
>>2062257
he made a lot of fun buzzwords
ce68b2 No.2062262
>>2062260
edgy af
>>2062259
I really do miss yoghurt
he said I had a nice dick, no lie.
b80266 No.2062263
>>2062262
Why did you give him a picture of your dick?
b47a09 No.2062264
>>2062250
I show up sometimes. Just maybe not when you are here.
4886e2 No.2062265
>>2062262
/patpat
as long as you have yoghurt's approval~
ce68b2 No.2062266
>>2062263
I didn't, though.
>>2062265
he was like a suspicious uncle to me, you know?
94c3c0 No.2062267
>>2062258
Shrug
I just don't think I have a ton of value is all I guess
fae79a No.2062268
>>2062264
I'm glad to have caught you tonight.
What's been going on.
>>2062265
hmph
I had his approval too
as a person tho
>>2062262
this isnt even my final form
ce68b2 No.2062269
>>2062267
now you're the silly boi
nobody in this world actually has any value
therefore everyone does
besides, what's wrong with you?
>>2062268
W-What?! This power!
718126 No.2062270
>>2062268
What a silly transformation, your hair changed color, so what?
4886e2 No.2062271
>>2062266
that doesn't make it less creepy lmao
>>2062268
/patpat
b47a09 No.2062272
>>2062268
Not terribly much. On the job search, found one promising one that I might get but we shall know by the end of the week. How about you?
ce68b2 No.2062273
>>2062271
it always creepy
I was just memeing
b80266 No.2062276
Didn't he move to Sweden?
ce68b2 No.2062277
>>2062274
exactly
nothing you can think of
shut your fucking self doubting mouth start thinking about how great you really are
b8eb2e No.2062279
ce68b2 No.2062281
94c3c0 No.2062283
>>2062277
Me shutting my self-doubting mouth just ends up with me thinking about my self-doubt
718126 No.2062284
>>2062279
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fae79a No.2062285
>>2062270
frieza not goku!
but gokus is ebin
>>2062269
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>2062271
/is pat
/abloo
>>2062272
naisu naisu
busy busy
threw my back out on monday
was not a good time
big life decisions for me to take very soon
its nerve wracking
>>2062275
good morning my dear hu
>>2062279
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>2062278
hi eva
b47a09 No.2062286
>>2062285
Make the right choice.
I believe in you.
How'd you throw your back out?
ce68b2 No.2062288
>>2062285
KONO POWA
>>2062283
then I can fill it with something else
>>2062282
greetings fellow human
how was your human day today on earth?
94c3c0 No.2062290
>>2062288
Fill what with huh?
718126 No.2062291
>>2062287
Hello fellow = *e*k off tumblrtale== poster
b80266 No.2062292
>>2062279
I was talking about Yoghurt, not your gay viking ass.
ce68b2 No.2062293
>>2062290
fill your mouth, my guy.
753517 No.2062294
>>2062288
I would say something like it's gone in a way that makes me glad I have any determination.
But that'd be a bit too on the nose given the avatar. lol
>>2062291
Are we lewding the hippy goats from it now? Hey though Anon.
718126 No.2062295
>>2062294
>lewd
>goat
top no
fae79a No.2062297
>>2062286
ty
tilting my body while carrying a heavy weight probably set it up
bending to grab a basket of groceries set it off the next day lol
>>2062287
hows it been?
>>2062288
/lightning strikes everywhere but on us
>>2062289
wow
grouplinked
what, am I some whore to you?
smh
753517 No.2062299
>>2062295
Top yes. If they are from that game and their name ends with 'iel' it's all good.
753517 No.2062300
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>>2062297
It's been, at least. How has it been for you?
b8eb2e No.2062302
>>2062297
Aren't everyone who posts here?
b47a09 No.2062303
>>2062297
I hope it feels better. Back injuries are a huge pain.
I am glad to have mostly avoided them.
ce68b2 No.2062304
>>2062294
it would be on the nose
and hilarious
what's the matter?
>>2062297
your stand can't be edgier than my stand, 「The Razor」
>>2062298
why long blue face?
b80266 No.2062305
>>2062298
>>2062304
>why long blue face?
Soraka is a horse.
fae79a No.2062306
>>2062300
busybusybusy
back injuries
meeting new ppl
making dosh
all that jazz
>>2062302
no
im gonna introduce u to the back of my hand if u do that again
jk ily
>>2062303
only took 3 days to heal which is surprising
>>2062304
what would my stand even be
I wonder
94c3c0 No.2062307
>>2062304
Dabadee dabadie.
>>2062305
HA
HA
HA
753517 No.2062309
>>2062301
>Goat mom and trap goat
>Not for lood
This sort of blasphemy is why the genocide route was made. :c
>>2062304
Melancholy? Existential crisis? Just hard hitting depression mixed with a few shitty things to pile on it.
Not too sure what I should call it, self diagnosing is pretty iffy as it stands.
ce68b2 No.2062310
>>2062306
choose a song, band, or an ablum and I'll figure it out
my autism will provide
>>2062307
if I was green maybe someone would pay attention to me
I don't remember the last time I had a conversation with someone who didn't work at the store/gas station
753517 No.2062311
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>>2062306
The heck did you manage to do to your back?
The other stuff sounds good though.
94c3c0 No.2062312
>>2062310
I'm not green and we're having a conversation
b47a09 No.2062313
>>2062306
Oh alright. That is good, must not have hurt it too terribly then. What else have you been up to? Any games or shows or anything?
ce68b2 No.2062314
>>2062309
ouch I'm really sorry to hear that, it seems no one is safe from these feelings
all I can tell you is that it will pass eventually
>>2062312
I mean IRL
718126 No.2062315
>>2062309
>trap goat
>implying
94c3c0 No.2062317
>>2062314
I would have assumed we weren't talking irl because we live in different places and irl isn't really a consideration
ce68b2 No.2062318
>>2062317
you will not even allow me self pity
you are truly a cruel man
753517 No.2062319
>>2062314
Thank you. ♥
I know it's really just a passing thing, just the way it hits sometimes. Just wew.
>>2062315
You've seen his thighs.
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
718126 No.2062320
>>2062319
How can I see someone's thighs if they're not real?
Checkmate
ce68b2 No.2062321
>>2062319
there are times when it hits me like a truck too
I feel you
fae79a No.2062323
>>2062310
aiite I gotchu
band is Five Finger Death Punch
>>2062308
boy.
>>2062311
I dun goof'd ;;
never again
>>2062313
it hurt awfully. couldnt even straighten back the first day.
shows, rewatching aot with gf
games, lots of monster hunter world <:
753517 No.2062324
>>2062320
With your eyes, cause them pixels don't lie.
>>2062321
It sucks, a ton.
But ignoring my stupid melodramatic self.Been up to anything fun?
753517 No.2062325
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>>2062323
Always avoid the goof route.
b47a09 No.2062326
>>2062323
>with gf
how big is her penis?
I have also been playing a lot of MHW
I love it
it's great
fae79a No.2062327
>>2062326
you wish she had a dick kissy
I hopeyou have it for the ps4
718126 No.2062328
>>2062324
not really seeing it
ce68b2 No.2062330
>>2062322
I joke, I joke
what's going on, colbs?
>>2062323
your stand can store kinetic force from it's movements and enemy attacks, releasing it from it's hand into powerful blasts
basically whatever you catch you can throw back, literally.
>>2062324
truth be told I've done nothing except work out and smoke trees for a week
much fun
fae79a No.2062331
>>2062330
oooooooooooooooh
not bad
753517 No.2062332
>>2062330
Always a good way to go about things!
94c3c0 No.2062333
>>2062330
Playing Bloodborne and about to go to bed I think
ce68b2 No.2062334
>>2062331
>mfw
>>2062332
it's all to improve my appearance
what is vanity?
>>2062333
I eagerly await your return
no homo
94c3c0 No.2062335
>>2062334
Well not right now
753517 No.2062336
>>2062334
A good way to pass time, to make future time easier a time.
Time, time, time, time. Time.
Figured I didn't say time enough in the first line. But ye, looking better is never that bad a thing.
ce68b2 No.2062337
>>2062335
oh, you're going to stay with me?
thanks hon
>>2062336
the future scares me
but I keep on living out of simple fear of dying
fear
it's always what's driving
753517 No.2062338
>>2062337
I know all of that feel. The future is a cruel bitch.
94c3c0 No.2062339
>>2062337
I mean, if you want
I don't fish for stuff, if you tell me then I will
ce68b2 No.2062340
>>2062338
but skeletons don't bleed
>>2062339
what?
what are we fishing for?
753517 No.2062341
>>2062340
Obviously it was ketchup.
ce68b2 No.2062342
>>2062341
he probably would carry ketchup packets
94c3c0 No.2062343
>>2062340
I'm not fishing for anything
I guess I was a bit unclear there.. Basically I was just saying that I'm not really gonna take the initiative in much but I'll go along with it
753517 No.2062344
>>2062342
I think he wears clothes to hide that he filled his body with an array of hotdogs in buns and packets/containers of ketchup.
I mostly think this because skeletons wearing clothes is odd.
Papyrus is full of already cooked pasta.
b47a09 No.2062345
>>2062327
Technically I don't, but my mom does. I play while she is not playing.
fae79a No.2062346
gn all
nice talking with ya tn
>>2062345
thats cute
I wonder how old she is
b47a09 No.2062347
>>2062346
She is 58
She is terrible at the game.
I play during the day mostly since that is when she is at work.
ce68b2 No.2062348
>>2062343
just sit back and relax
want to talk about bloodborne?
I know a lot about it for a guy who doesn't own a ps4
>>2062344
I wish I was full of pasta
1200 calories a day isn't much fun
753517 No.2062349
>>2062346
Night.
>>2062348
But then you might spill some from your pockets...
94c3c0 No.2062350
>>2062348
Okay then
Yes, I would. I enjoy the lore quite a lot and the game is fun for me
ce68b2 No.2062351
>>2062349
not if I put it all in my stomach!
>>2062350
my favorite bits of lore are as follows
every important human that turns into a beasts turns into something really unique and similar to the great ones
fucking moons and shit, bro I swear
94c3c0 No.2062353
>>2062351
Ehhh... I dunno about that. Every human that embraced the blood became a beast. Willem didn't, for example. The beast/Great One dynamic is cool tbh
ce68b2 No.2062354
>>2062352
eat spaghet
eat spaghetti
eat the spaghetti
>>2062353
he was awfully close to a great one without using the blood, so does that mean Willem was right all along?
753517 No.2062355
>>2062354
Somebody toucha muh spoghet
I should probably try to get some sleep.
b80266 No.2062356
>>2062353
>>2062354
Most of Brygenwerth didn't "use" the blood. The Healing Church and Vilebloods that spawned from it, did. The scholars still became beasts without blood ministration, just slimes.
ce68b2 No.2062357
but master Willem has the luminous fungus looking growth on his back
the same growths both Rom and Ebrietas have
94c3c0 No.2062358
>>2062354
Who was awfully close?
>>2062356
I think the blood users and the insight seekers were polar opposites. Lawrence/Ludwig were one side, Willem/Mensis on the other. And yeah, the church/vilebloods split from Byrgenwerth early on
bf96ed No.2062359
today I talked with someone who talks as much as me.
except he was smarter and knew more.
it was exhausting. felt bad.
ce68b2 No.2062360
>>2062358
Willem was sitting just a few feet away from Rom, wasn't he?
94c3c0 No.2062361
>>2062357
Rom and Ebrietas are both kin so.. yeah. They ascended thru insight, not blood
>>2062360
Yeah, but Rom was a kin and Willem wasn't
718126 No.2062362
>>2062359
today I saw a leaf try and sexual the goat
it was awful
b80266 No.2062363
>>2062357
It's the stuff that's used in chalice rituals.
It's a mold that grows on blood. The older/more "great one" the blood, the better it grows.
>>2062358
Basically, yeah. The school was about learning of the great ones through dubious experimentation and observation, not outright becoming them through their blood infusion.
bf96ed No.2062364
>>2062362
did goat have hearts for eyes?
ce68b2 No.2062365
>>2062361
just spitballing here
it's not too far fetched to say a human could become a great one
>>2062363
that means it definitely shouldn't have been growing on willem, who we assume was a pureblood human
b80266 No.2062366
Willem was on his way to becoming kin, possessing a lot of arcane knowledge. In Bloodborne, possessing knowledge of the Great Ones innately puts you on their path. How far you get is based on your ability to comprehend it and stay sane.
b80266 No.2062367
>>2062365
Willem isn't human anymore. He's not a beast but a kin, a human on the path of arcane knowledge through either learning or blood infusion.
94c3c0 No.2062368
>>2062363
Don't even get me started on the schism between the choir and the school of Mensis
>>2062365
They could and they have.
ce68b2 No.2062369
>>2062367
so lining your brain with eyes was to be taken literally?
ya'll Byrgenwerth niggas nasty
94c3c0 No.2062371
>>2062369
Yes, they took it quite literally
They had jars full of eyes in Byrgenwerth
94c3c0 No.2062372
Also the brain of Mensis
Also the Accursed Brew in the fishing hamlet DLC
ce68b2 No.2062373
>>2062371
what Willem meant by "line your brain with eyes" was to gain inhuman knowledge, aka insight.
Everyone else took it literally and goofed up pretty hard.
HE WARNED EM ABOUT THE BLOOD BRO
94c3c0 No.2062374
>>2062373
But the thing is, he wasn't quite sure himself whether it was literal or figurative
The dream/nightmare realms were pseudo-realities, and the brain of Mensis had eyes on the inside of itself. Soooo.... everyone is fucked basically
b80266 No.2062375
>>2062368
It's kind of sad when the Choir can be seen as morally superior to literally anyone.
>>2062369
Eyes are conduits to the soul and knowledge in that universe. They are what every bit of madness passes through. So the more eyes your head is "lined with", the more you're able to discern cosmic truths.
Bloodborne relies on a lot of literal metaphors where something is meant as a metaphor but physical to differentiate who has achieved what or is what.
ce68b2 No.2062376
>>2062374
micolash was a cunt and got what he deserved, ay.
>>2062375
while we're talking about being morally superior
what's up with those hunters that wear the rags and kidnap people?
b80266 No.2062377
>>2062376
Those are part of the ritual of Mensis: they kidnap people to make a human amalgamation to reach the moon.
ce68b2 No.2062378
>>2062377
christ
is that what causes the one reborn?
e7aaf7 No.2062379
>>2062376
-likes the episode of Top Cat where they meet the Maharaja of Pookajee.-
94c3c0 No.2062380
>>2062375
Eh, not really. I mean, they worship Ebrietas for fuck's sake. A failed great one who was left behind
>>2062376
He sacrificed everyone for a bastardization of a great one, so... yeah. He kinda did.
e7aaf7 No.2062381
ce68b2 No.2062382
>>2062379
never seen it
hi sonata
>>2062380
who's your favorite boss tho
b80266 No.2062384
>>2062378
The game doesn't really say anything about what the One Reborn truly is or why but the most that can be ascertained is that it's meant to be an attempt to "make" a great one from humans, just assuming the little bit of Cosmic knowledge inside the people could combine into something meaningful.
>>2062380
Yeah but the School of Mensis sits in a town where the entire architecture is made from petrified corpses after being intentionally exposed to a Great One.
ce68b2 No.2062385
>>2062383
OH MY GOD COLBS WHY
>>2062384
was it meaningful?
because it shit all over the floor multiple times
b80266 No.2062386
Lore wise, the orphan of Kos is the best boss.
How do you know Great Ones fear humanity? It birthed a humanoid to be its ascension, something better than she was.
94c3c0 No.2062388
>>2062384
Well yeah I mean they're both shit but I'd argue that the School of Mensis got closer to their goal, as fucked as it was
They summoned Mergo at the very least
>>2062385
He was the most challenging and engaging boss in the game, soo....
>>2062386
Fear humanity and yet long for a surrogate
ce68b2 No.2062389
>>2062388
but he has yet to produce even a single meme
useless
e7aaf7 No.2062390
>>2062382
^-^ -brings you tea-
94c3c0 No.2062391
>>2062389
The true mark of quality.
7e3037 No.2062392
b80266 No.2062394
>>2062388
They didn't really "summon" Mergo. All of the dreams/nightmares have to be anchored by a Great One. They more found their way to reach it. Similar to the Hunter's Dream and Nightmare: you find your way to them, not summon the Moon or Kos.
Oedon is the one looking for a surrogate.