4d088f No.2058352
Kill them all, let them fall, God will sort them out
7f8376 No.2058358
Wow, you know how to create thread
4d088f No.2058359
>>2058358
I've been creating threads since /aneki/
7f8376 No.2058362
>>2058359
I don't know what is /aneki/
426211 No.2058364
>>2058357
Don't do that......
7f8376 No.2058365
5 hours of work..... is wasted.....
4d088f No.2058366
>>2058361
Its Saturday, we don't wake up until 1PM, it's 8AM now...
>>2058362
Actually I've been making threads even before /aneki/
>>2058364
....there's nothing else to do on weekends
7f8376 No.2058367
I love my computer.... bunch of useless iron
4d088f No.2058368
-sigh-
Someone go to the previous thread and tell Squash that Blood-chan made a new thread, please
a564da No.2058369
>>2058366
but without americans who am I supposed to talk to ;-;
4d088f No.2058370
>>2058369
i dunno
why do you want to talk to silly americans
a564da No.2058372
>>2058370
they aren't exactly optimal but without them there aren't a great deal of people I can talk to
426211 No.2058373
>>2058366
Is illegal to kill people.........
You'll go to jail............
4d088f No.2058374
>>2058372
Why don't you invite your silly friends to come here?
>>2058373
But I'm not in jail now, so it's not illegal :x
f50911 No.2058375
Oh. The tard made it.
Graci for the link. I have them filtered so I missed it.
You have earned one day of no bully.
a564da No.2058377
>>2058374
what silly friends
the only ones I have are from here and discord and I don't feel like they would fit in very well here
>>2058375
thanks friend
4d088f No.2058378
>>2058377
Ask Squish why she blocked me, but don't say I asked...
4d088f No.2058380
>>2058379
-sigh-
friendzoned already...
1c4740 No.2058381
>>2058380
I don't know where else you'd be?
I have george after all
f50911 No.2058382
>>2058377
>Friend
You want me to revoke that?
a564da No.2058383
>>2058375
why'd you block blood-chan anyway desu
what's she done wrong
>>2058379
morning
633cec No.2058384
hi
gotta work
smooches for my cuties
mwah
@loafie
@hutzpa
@bloody
luv ya girls >:3
a564da No.2058385
1c4740 No.2058386
kyle I bought myself ni no kuni 2 for my birthday
I'm ready to GAME
>>2058383
morno! I told my dad about original doom and he wants to play it together so I'm waitin for him 2 get up and stuff
633cec No.2058387
OH AND CERAS !!!! didnt see u :3
f50911 No.2058388
>>2058383
He's just a moron and his text walls are annoying.
f50911 No.2058389
4d088f No.2058390
>>2058381
Oh yeah, I forgot...
>>2058383
What about your internet friends? I'm sure they'll like this place too
>>2058384
>//////<
good luck at work!
633cec No.2058391
a564da No.2058393
>>2058384
I'm not a girl
>>2058386
well that's good I suppose
I forgot to mention multiplayer sourceports, with Zandronum being my personal choice, but I think that even something like 50ms of lag can make a very big difference in a game like doom
unless you're playing over LAN or something
>>2058390
maybe I should some time
sometimes it being small like this isn't so bad
7f8376 No.2058394
> Main form of project is broken
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
4d088f No.2058395
>>2058391
What's a good job for a shut-in like me?
>>2058393
ah you like comfy threads.
I like big threads because it's easier to hide and lay my eggs
7f8376 No.2058396
4d088f No.2058397
>>2058392
Why does she have the Rinnegan?
7f8376 No.2058398
>>2058397
Fucking weeb, i don't watch naruto
a564da No.2058399
>>2058395
what do you mean by lay your eggs
oh and in case you had that person filtered as well he said "He's just a moron and his text walls are annoying."
7f8376 No.2058400
Ok, now i must develop a new form))0
4d088f No.2058401
>>2058398
Naruto is fucking great, I've been watching since I was like 10 years old. Now I'm watching Boruto~
>>2058399
Just eggs~
I don't have her filtered, I can see all her posts.
I don't know why she complains about everything and anything
7f8376 No.2058402
>>2058401
Wonderful story, tell me more of it
426211 No.2058403
>>2058374
But it's not nice..........
What if someone kill you or the mom??
It hurts............
a564da No.2058404
>>2058401
what do you mean
I have yet to see you lay an egg anywhere
dbecf9 No.2058405
Man who are all these faggots
a564da No.2058406
what's the deal with the new kitkats
they taste like trash
4d088f No.2058407
>>2058402
Moments prior to Naruto Uzumaki's birth, a huge demon known as the Kyuubi, the Nine-Tailed Fox, attacked Konohagakure, the Hidden Leaf Village, and wreaked havoc. In order to put an end to the Kyuubi's rampage, the leader of the village, the Fourth Hokage, sacrificed his life and sealed the monstrous beast inside the newborn Naruto.
Now, Naruto is a hyperactive and knuckle-headed ninja still living in Konohagakure. Shunned because of the Kyuubi inside him, Naruto struggles to find his place in the village, while his burning desire to become the Hokage of Konohagakure leads him not only to some great new friends, but also some deadly foes
>>2058403
Why would I care if someone killed my mom?
If they try to kill me they will regret it
>>2058404
I haven't been here for a year
a564da No.2058408
>>2058407
and what are you going to deal once you've laid an egg, that's a pretty big responsibility don't you think
7f8376 No.2058409
>>2058407
Let's start from chapter 1
426211 No.2058410
>>2058407
Are you stronger than Ceras.......?
ecee39 No.2058412
ecee39 No.2058413
>>2058410
How strong are you?
e2ce1c No.2058414
>>2058352
>Kill them all, let them fall, God will sort them out
True that. good post
I rate your post 15/10
ecee39 No.2058415
RIFK
WAR GOD
ANYONE LEFT I LOVE
RIFK
FOREVER WAR
a564da No.2058416
I hope blood-chan protects me from scoots...
4d088f No.2058417
>>2058408
The egg lives and grows on them after it hatches
Its a parasite
>>2058409
Go watch the first 3 episodes, if you don't like it you can drop it.
>>2058410
I'm in great physical shape... but Iunno...
>>2058414
<3
>>2058416
I am a product of the Scoots...
ecee39 No.2058418
I made blood-chan. Top secret.
a564da No.2058420
well in that case
I hope I don't get killed by either of them
a564da No.2058421
especially not scoots I don't want him getting the gratification of killing me
426211 No.2058422
>>2058413
I once lifted a goat..........
>>2058417
I can fight with swords..........
ecee39 No.2058423
I could set loose my beloved blood hound knife maniac. That would be quite the show. Blood-chan can be rather... manic.
ecee39 No.2058424
>>2058422
How tall? How big wa sgoat?
a564da No.2058425
I'm sure blood-chan and I could negotiate a deal of some sort
I imagine she's got some diplomacy lurking underneath that violent nature of hers
ecee39 No.2058426
>kidding yourself with amateur mistakes.
ecee39 No.2058427
Blood-chan is my greatest creation. One day. She will find and kill me. Its how it is meant to be. She is a good girl.
a564da No.2058428
hey scoots how does this sound
you can continue bullying me for as long as you like
in exchange you don't kill me or order anyone else to
ecee39 No.2058429
Sounds terrible. How about I continue to do both. Sounds fantastic to me.
426211 No.2058430
>>2058424
Don't remember..........
It got mad and kicked me.........
ecee39 No.2058432
>>2058430
Stupid goat. Do you live in rural Holland, or are you a city boy with aspirations to Goat wrestling glory?
ecee39 No.2058433
Soon, loafie. Soon. Actually. Why even kill you? A lifetime of suffering and bullying would be worse
a564da No.2058434
you see, my offering isn't so bad after all
426211 No.2058435
>>2058432
My grandfather stole a goat and it was in his yard.............
I'm from Denmark............
ecee39 No.2058436
>>2058435
Huh, inthought so. Must be using a proxy then.
And that is, well itbis something
426211 No.2058437
>>2058436
My parent internet say from Dutchland......
4d088f No.2058438
All this talk about me...
I'm not even here...
>>2058422
That's really cool, what swords can you use?
4d088f No.2058439
>>2058431
You're never too young to die...
ecee39 No.2058440
ecee39 No.2058441
a564da No.2058442
>>2058439
fair point
kill me
4d088f No.2058444
>>2058441
ow
>>2058442
Oh I will, I have to wait for Scoots to give me the okay~
4d088f No.2058446
>>2058445
I'll take good care of your body, do no worry
a564da No.2058447
>>2058446
alright thank you for that
you're a very nice person considering your murderous tendencies and all
633cec No.2058448
my coworker gabe me a piza slice :3
4d088f No.2058449
>>2058447
that's so nice of you to think that~
So how do you want to die?
>>2058448
What are the toppings?
a564da No.2058452
>>2058449
in my sleep
you're the professional killer here surely you know a painless way
gunshot or knife wound should be sufficient I imagine
>>2058451
;-;
80cbd6 No.2058453
>>2058452
And you're just gonna sit there and be bullied!
a564da No.2058454
>>2058453
I'm going to die pretty soon so why not
80cbd6 No.2058455
>>2058454
>Thinking bloodchan is actually going to kill you
a564da No.2058457
>>2058455
she said she will, and I am not in any position to doubt her
80cbd6 No.2058458
>>2058456
Hello.
>>2058457
Bloodchan is all talk and no action. Scoots is pretty much the same. In fact anybody from the UK seems to be.
86ee55 No.2058460
>>2058458
How's your near noon going?
86ee55 No.2058461
>>2058459
The sound of first of many coins diving into the coinslot.
a564da No.2058462
>>2058458
not all of us
I, for one, am no talk, no action
19f40d No.2058463
>>2058461
I got so drunk last night that I went to bed and woke up still a little tipsy
I don't think thats ever happened to me before
86ee55 No.2058464
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2058463
Been there. It's a pretty incredible feeling.
Make sure to get some fats in ya.
19f40d No.2058465
>>2058464
I had steak and mashed potatoes with some green beans when I woke up.
86ee55 No.2058466
>>2058465
Lit.
I want to have a nice surf and turf at a classic steakhouse, but I've gone well over my eating out budget for March. Maybe next month
80cbd6 No.2058467
>>2058460
It's still 3 hours off. I slept for like 12. Was very nice.
>>2058462
Exactly my point.
19f40d No.2058468
>>2058466
I really want some thai food or maybe some curry right now
I think it might make me throw up later tonight when i start drinking again though
86ee55 No.2058469
>>2058467
good stuff. Any plans for the day? I have work in 4h
>>2058468
Why are you drinking so much?
80cbd6 No.2058470
>>2058469
I got to go over my bike and I've been pushing it off.
Also a girl named Kathy wants a little of my time.
19f40d No.2058471
>>2058469
doin it with friends
426211 No.2058472
>>2058438
Epee, foil, maybe katana???
86ee55 No.2058473
>>2058470
Solid, is it just a friend thing or maybe more?
>>2058471
Don't murder your liver
80cbd6 No.2058474
>>2058473
I wish it was a non existing thing.
86ee55 No.2058475
>>2058474
why, is she just a tease or wha
19f40d No.2058476
>>2058473
I had a gallon of fire ball
Now I got a half gallon
7f8376 No.2058477
19f40d No.2058479
>>2058478
Also I think I might have said some gay stuff to someone last night but I can't remember.
86ee55 No.2058480
>>2058477
walmart tends to sell things in packs or a little bulked to make more profit
if you go to any local grocery store its of more smaller servings/sizes
80cbd6 No.2058481
80cbd6 No.2058482
>>2058480
Could you imagine if they walked into a Costco?
86ee55 No.2058483
>>2058479
Well you always find a way out of things so I'm sure youll be fine
or make it to your benefit
>>2058482
yeha lol
the hot food they serve up there is so cheap but you get so much and its so good
but maybe thats cuz as someone from nyc im used to really high food prices
I had that stuff in the west
>>2058481
do you feel compelled to hang out w/her
426211 No.2058484
>>2058477
>>2058477
Americans have existentialist value in materialism.......
19f40d No.2058485
>>2058482
I doubt they've ever seen that much food in one place before.
>>2058483
I think they are pretty cute
they started asking me if I've seen their selfies and stuff
I'm not sure if that was a good sign or not
a564da No.2058486
>>2058477
because the people are
86ee55 No.2058487
>>2058485
it is a good sign
19f40d No.2058488
>>2058487
I can't remember any of the context or what I even replied with.
7f8376 No.2058489
>>2058480
This trend is only in Walmart?
>>2058484
I think this way too
>>2058486
Jokes about fat
86ee55 No.2058490
>>2058488
were they drunk too?
86ee55 No.2058491
you could also check your history, ban.
>>2058489
most of the super chain stores - big names that are universal across state lines
86ee55 No.2058492
oh shit
check out the newest 2hu
426211 No.2058493
>>2058492
Is old............
19f40d No.2058494
>>2058490
No
they plan on drinking with me tonight though
>>2058491
>you could also check your history, ban.
It was a conversation I had with my voice
86ee55 No.2058495
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2058493
why are you posting with so many periods?
>>2058494
to see if you checked the selfies, boy.
dont overdo it tn
19f40d No.2058497
>>2058495
Oh yeah I have the pictures
I knew I saw them I just don't remember what I said about them
19f40d No.2058498
86ee55 No.2058499
>>2058498
lmao
>>2058497
well shit, better edge it out of the guy tonight
19f40d No.2058500
>>2058499
I'll just ignore it and let whatever happens happen
4d5ed2 No.2058501
There were people who actually accomplished animating a food orgy in that sausage party movie.
19f40d No.2058502
I saw that movie with my boss and co-workers
86ee55 No.2058503
>>2058500
if all else fails go w the flow
I need to shave
I've usually been just buzzing my face cuz I never put aside time to properly shave but now I have time
got a platinum blade and my good ol parker 99r
>>2058501
>>2058502
cursed film
did not watch
19f40d No.2058504
I actually saw a few movies with my boss
thats kinda weird
4d5ed2 No.2058505
I just finished watching it and now I'm not sure what to think
19f40d No.2058506
>>2058503
i'm sure I can handle anything that happens.
go shave
>>2058505
:okay emoji:
4d5ed2 No.2058507
>>2058506
Is that the one like in that pic?
86ee55 No.2058509
>>2058506
aiite bbl
also
>when you can bring out the latent ability and potential of all things through a hectic background dance behind that thing
new 2hus are nutty
4d5ed2 No.2058510
>>2058508
I just finished brushing my teeth so I'm going to get into bed. Also saving that pic.
19f40d No.2058511
>>2058509
Is that her power ?
>>2058510
save it, It's all yours my friend :)
ef950e No.2058512
>>2058459
Yo what's the sauce for that? Reverse searching is unhelpful :/
86ee55 No.2058513
>>2058511
thats the power of those 2
they are the servants of the big kahuna which can basically create doors on the back of anything, even something alive and create yokai from those doors with the dancers' help
>>2058512
https://exhentai.org/g/963059/c4ea23fbcf/
19f40d No.2058514
>>2058512
Are you trying to find loli porn ?
I don't help pedophiles
fu fu fu
ba7a97 No.2058515
>>2058513
why do you have this link Grim????????
ba7a97 No.2058516
86ee55 No.2058517
86ee55 No.2058519
ba7a97 No.2058520
>>2058517
A likely story...........................................
d9b6d4 No.2058521
>>2058514
Ban, give me your meme folder.
19f40d No.2058522
That wasn't even the right link
19f40d No.2058523
>>2058521
I'll let you download a virus if you want
d9b6d4 No.2058524
>>2058523
It wouldn't do anything.
19f40d No.2058525
>>2058524
okay okay
no virus
just a sonic fightin game
promise
d9b6d4 No.2058526
>>2058525
Why can't I just have pretty pictures?
ba7a97 No.2058527
>>2058525
The one on Dreamcast?
I like that one
9f6f1c No.2058528
Another boring day. I hate the weekend, I got nothing to do. ;-;
19f40d No.2058529
>>2058527
Sonic gather battle.
>>2058526
Its a good game.
ba7a97 No.2058530
>>2058529
>Sonic Gather Battle is a Sonic fan game on Microsoft Windows made by Leemena Dan that contains a trojan. Not all of its effects are currently known, but it contains DRM that does malicious things to afflicted computers and makes the game itself unplayable.
d9b6d4 No.2058531
>>2058529
This is why you'll never have a lasting relationship!
ba7a97 No.2058533
>>2058528
Hey, at least you're not dead, right
19f40d No.2058534
>>2058531
At least i'll have a bunch of really short ones
its all the fun with zero the commitment
ba7a97 No.2058535
>>2058532
The only time I ever got a computer virus was from custom mouse cursors
i was 11
19f40d No.2058536
>>2058535
Pokemon roms are p good for getting viruses
ba7a97 No.2058537
>>2058536
emuparadise never gave me no static
9f6f1c No.2058539
>>2058533
At least I got my legs. I guess that's a positive.
At least I'm not in the looney bin. ;w;
19f40d No.2058540
>>2058537
I got a virus from a fire red rom once
I needed it for pokemonMMO though
it was worth
I was the ICE master
ba7a97 No.2058541
>>2058539
Did you have something to eat this morning? Nother positive
Count ur blessings friend
>>2058540
What like, the immigration dudes?
Sounds pretty big
9f6f1c No.2058543
>>2058541
I'm cooking chips right now, and going to have beef in gravy too/.
ba7a97 No.2058544
>>2058542
I'm not clicking that
You're gonna get me a virus
>>2058543
Cooking chips like french fries or what?
9f6f1c No.2058545
>>2058544
Yeah, french fries.
French fries, beef n gravy.
How does that sound?
I wish I was into the xboxone. ;w;
19f40d No.2058546
>>2058544
Its legit.
goblin Slayer Pv came out today.
You should get ready
ba7a97 No.2058547
>>2058545
Sounds pretty good!
Also the xboxone has like no games.
If I was to get a console I'd probably get ps4. it's still a boner to own a console but at least ps4 is a pretty solid experience.
I dunno enough about the switch.
>>2058546
I still need to read the manga. I've only read like the first chapter uwu
ba7a97 No.2058548
forgets image in autistic fashion
19f40d No.2058549
>>2058547
thats one more than me
i'm just in it for the memes
ba7a97 No.2058550
>>2058549
But I would fuck a goblin. I don't want the goblin slayer to kill me before I have the chance.
8f6794 No.2058551
>>2058548
I really like the colours in this pic. Her eyes especially.
ba7a97 No.2058552
>>2058551
Ye it's nice
Tis a pretty pokemon
ba7a97 No.2058554
>>2058553
Korean dramas are for fat chicks
8f6794 No.2058555
>>2058552
I don't have a Meloetta yet and that makes me sad. ;~;
ba7a97 No.2058556
>>2058555
I just walked outside my house and got a meloetta
It's that easy!
Try hardder
86ee55 No.2058557
>>2058522
lol shit
I get a sadpanda on this comp when I try to open exh links
9f6f1c No.2058558
>>2058547
I think I grown out of videogames. I don't even like them that much anymore.
I got Monster Hunter World, Metal Gear Solid the Phantom Pain, GTAV and more... I just miss my gaming PC. ;-;
I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and stop me from trading my gaming laptop in
19f40d No.2058559
>>2058554
>know what it is
I sure didn't
I thought it was a picture of Ian
19f40d No.2058560
>>2058557
none of them are
I checked
ba7a97 No.2058561
At least, that looks like it's from a Korean drama.
>>2058558
Why did you trade it in?
>>2058559
I'm just fairly familiar with how Korean people look. And there are a lot of memes surrounding their dramas.
8f6794 No.2058562
>>2058556
If you're referring to one of those Gamestop (GAME in the UK) promotions I ought to mention I live on a tiny island in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.
86ee55 No.2058563
>>2058560
maybe urls changed
ill keep looking
9f6f1c No.2058564
ba7a97 No.2058566
>>2058562
I'm not actually referring to anything. I was literally saying I walked out of my house, picked up a meloetta, and brought it back in. But now the illusion is shattered. You killed my fake meloetta.
I wish I lived on an island though.
>>2058564
Cya
19f40d No.2058567
>>2058561
am I racist ?
asian people all look the same to me except for the chinese
They have the prettiest women
>>2058563
find the loli porn pls
8f6794 No.2058568
>>2058566
Island life is shit don't do it.
19f40d No.2058569
not the chinese
they aren't the prettiest
86ee55 No.2058571
8f6794 No.2058572
>>2058571
Well hey there Grim, what's crackin'?
19f40d No.2058573
oh shit i'm racist but I want to fuck them
19f40d No.2058576
>>2058574
Me when wish buys me games on steam
ba7a97 No.2058577
>>2058567
No it's probably just this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross-race_effect
So like, ignorant, at best.
>>2058568
You can't stop me. I'm gonna become a coconut farmer.
86ee55 No.2058578
>>2058576
did wish actually buy you something last night?
19f40d No.2058579
>>2058577
hmmmst
>>2058578
no
I don't even have them added on anything lol
d6e9f3 No.2058580
Fret no longer!
Your Lord has returned.
19f40d No.2058581
Better put my cuck proof goggles on then
d6e9f3 No.2058582
ASIAN POWER RANKINGS
1. JAPANESE
2. KOREAN
3. CHINESE
3. THAI
4. VIETNAMESE
5. MANAKA
d6e9f3 No.2058583
Is that so you can see yourself Ban?
YUou fucking cucked to death little bitch
86ee55 No.2058587
>>2058579
hue same
>>2058580
hey scoots
8f6794 No.2058589
>ignored by Grim
>GRIM
Well there's my cue to go be somewhere else.
Ta-ta, all*. ♥
*Except Grim he's shit.
19f40d No.2058590
>>2058587
Hopefully it stays that way.
Wish is a thot
a564da No.2058592
if she breathe she a thot
d6e9f3 No.2058593
IF SHE HANG NAILS, SHES A THOOOOOOOOOOOT
ba7a97 No.2058594
86ee55 No.2058596
>>2058589
I probably missed your reply. I'm sorry.
>>2058588
Relaxing. Had a proper shave for the first time in probably half a year. Feels nice. Baby smooth.
>>2058590
/shiver
19f40d No.2058597
As Jesus once said, if it breaths its a thot.
d6e9f3 No.2058599
>>2058596
I did the same about a month ago, the absolute worst thing I did for 3 years. Beard/facial hair is nearly back so thank god.
How am I to be a proper princess without my beard?
>>2058598
The crossover everyone demanded.
86ee55 No.2058600
>>2058599
lol..idk if its weird but I want to be able to earn my beard. Don't feel like I'm at that point yet. Probably imposter syndrome but idk
ba7a97 No.2058601
>>2058599
That image is the funniest shit I've seen in a while
d6e9f3 No.2058603
86ee55 No.2058604
>>2058602
thanks
>>2058603
it has a dick tho
d6e9f3 No.2058605
>>2058600
Well, I am a fokkon legend in Gin Alley, so I have my Beard license. Just incase.
I might take up shaving again in a decades time. Shaving knocks off about a decade on my face. I looked like a teen again. Shit is nuts.
>>2058604
That is the dick of the lap boi baka
ba7a97 No.2058606
>>2058604
>it has a dick tho
u dum
d6e9f3 No.2058607
actually
no
on further inspection. grim was right
BUT WHO SAYS ONLY GIRLS CAN BE MAIDS! ALSO THAT IS OBVIOUSLY A FEMININE PENIS
d6e9f3 No.2058608
WAIT, I CANT TELL IF IT IS LIZARD DICK OR LAP DICK? LLOYD HELP CLARIFY
86ee55 No.2058609
>>2058605
>>2058606
why the fuck is colored just like the maid then
shitty art
86ee55 No.2058610
>>2058605
and good
looking young feels good
ba7a97 No.2058611
Well
1. It's a Kobold, not an Argonian
2. It's the dude's dick
>>2058609
u dum
d6e9f3 No.2058612
All lizard scum look the same to me. Fucking scalies and their furry cousins. Gas them all.
>>2058610
Oooooooooooooooh like im twennie two OOOOOH~O O
86ee55 No.2058613
>>2058611
u postin some DUM SHI
>>2058612
lol
tfw out of budget but want to eat steak
whatdo
ba7a97 No.2058614
>>2058612
Scalies have no fur
>>2058613
get fucked
86ee55 No.2058615
>>2058614
I would say no u
but YOU WANT THAT
SCALY THESAURUS ASS MOFO
ba7a97 No.2058616
>>2058615
The best way to get a kobold girlfriend is to not call her a dragon, friend.
Knowledge is power
86ee55 No.2058617
>>2058616
ill keep that in mind in case I ever run across one
19f40d No.2058618
>>2058604
this is the best meme in a long time
ba7a97 No.2058619
>>2058617
No you won't
You already have a gf
9f6f1c No.2058620
Back, grim news guys, I think I could be a normie.
I don't like videogames as I used to do. I don't know what to do with myself.
a925a5 No.2058621
>>2058620
I don't know how that makes you any different from the average /v/ poster.
d6e9f3 No.2058622
9f6f1c No.2058624
>>2058621
Oh yeah, /v/ hates videogames.
I'd kill for a gaming rig. Maybe I just don't like consoles. ;-;
86ee55 No.2058625
>>2058622
id have to make that myself D:
>>2058619
all gfs are ephemeral tho
you either marry them or break up w them
>>2058618
wish in general? yeah
look at all the good 2hu shit im saving
quarter of it is porn LOL
ba7a97 No.2058627
>>2058625
Do you think you'd be more likely to wife a Kobold?
They're pretty loyal.
a925a5 No.2058629
>>2058624
Rip you for like... the next year and a half then.
86ee55 No.2058630
>>2058627
no fuckin clue honestly
would def wife someone divine or of that nature if I could tho
ba7a97 No.2058631
>>2058628
Hai Neko
how is ya
>>2058630
Someone divine? Like Tenshi or something?
86ee55 No.2058634
>>2058632
im offsetting it lol
9f6f1c No.2058635
>>2058629
Yeah, that's probably how long it is gonna take for me to save up for a gaming pc.
May I rest in piss. What do people do without videogames? T.V. is shit.
b85341 No.2058636
>>2058631
Hi rroyd what's happening?
Got my kitty back this morning
ba7a97 No.2058637
>>2058633
I'd only do that if I get to be in heaven.
I don't wanna be Yukari's gopher, though.
>>2058636
I'm doing math homework and it's awful.
I'm glad your kitty is okay :3
Where'd he turn up?
ba7a97 No.2058640
>>2058639
Poppy has huge tits but she wears a breastplate
b85341 No.2058641
>>2058637
He was on the porch meowing when I woke up. Now he's being all snuggly and cute for pets
b05b3a No.2058643
>>2058640
I have not noticed that in her other skins.
ba7a97 No.2058644
>>2058641
Oh, so he left and came back. That's good that he's familiar and didn't just run away.
>>2058642
Yes, that too
Thank you.
>>2058643
As I guy that owns all her legendary skins I THINK I know what I'm talking about, good sir.
d9b6d4 No.2058645
What was that emote Neru used to always use?
9f6f1c No.2058646
>>2058642
My thoughts exactly.
What do you do in your spare time?
d6e9f3 No.2058647
d9b6d4 No.2058649
>>2058648
Pretty sure that's it.
b85341 No.2058650
>>2058644
I saw him last night but couldn't catch him. I don't think they go very far.
ba7a97 No.2058651
>>2058649
Duh that's why I did that :P
ba7a97 No.2058652
>>2058650
You must be a great owner for him to stick around.
d9b6d4 No.2058653
>>2058651
Forgive me. I'm very short.
ba7a97 No.2058654
>>2058653
As in jokes go over your head?
d9b6d4 No.2058655
b85341 No.2058656
>>2058652
Of course. Kitty cats love me
9f6f1c No.2058657
Gonna try and play Monster Hunter World now.
Wish me luck.
a925a5 No.2058658
>>2058644
Ah yeah?
>>2058646
Read, play role-playing games, target shooting.
a6162f No.2058659
>>2058657
know when to fold em scanner
there's no shame in running for your life
it's called a tactical retreat
d6e9f3 No.2058660
ba7a97 No.2058661
>>2058655
uwu
>>2058656
I love you too, dude
>>2058657
Bless ya
>>2058658
Yus
Which Granblue is that
b05b3a No.2058662
a925a5 No.2058663
>>2058661
Sturm.
Dorafs a best.
a6162f No.2058664
>>2058660
oi m8 you got a license for that shitpost?
86ee55 No.2058666
>>2058637
me neither
you can't really control a woman like that so the best you can do is have them respect you as a partner not as someone below
a6162f No.2058667
86ee55 No.2058668
d6e9f3 No.2058670
>>2058667
Licenses are made by corporate fat cats. By lack of one and refusal to buy one endear me as a heroic Communist idealog.
ef950e No.2058671
>>2058513
>>2058514
Oh god I didn't even realize kms
86ee55 No.2058672
Tak who is your favorite 2hu
86ee55 No.2058673
ba7a97 No.2058674
>>2058662
Y-yeah, I do.
Do not question me any further, knave.
>>2058663
Slowly I'm becoming more familiar with them.
They are fantastic.
>>2058666
How do you gain an OP goddess' respect?
a6162f No.2058675
>>2058670
they're going to throw you in jail right next to the guy who taught his dog to do the nazi salute.
>>2058672
I don't have one
I know nothing about it
d6e9f3 No.2058676
>>2058675
tHEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE.
b85341 No.2058677
>>2058661
B-but that's gay!
b05b3a No.2058678
>>2058674
Because I am going to use your word as fact, and if I find out it is wrong and I appeared foolish as a consequence, heads will fucking roll.
a925a5 No.2058679
>>2058674
They're all great.
I was actually playing the mobile game for a while till they banned people for trying to play it outside of its region lock.
86ee55 No.2058680
>>2058675
a rabbithole I recommend descending into
I started w the music
>>2058674
by getting her to like you, first
then using your own mortality to anchor her to you emotionally
a6162f No.2058681
>>2058676
that's the spirit, scoots.
>>2058680
but I can't into anything that's not shounen
d6e9f3 No.2058683
>>2058681
The furor I will create when I slay them with an unlicensed serving spoon!
ba7a97 No.2058684
>>2058677
It's not gay if we don't tell anyone about it
>>2058678
Are you going to talk about yordle tits at your next shindig?
I think you'll look foolish anyway
>>2058679
Bans, eh?
But I know a couple of people that play the mobile game now that are in NA. how come they're not banned?
>>2058680
Ooh, devilish.
But I bet that works. Hopefully she makes me immortal, though.
86ee55 No.2058685
>>2058684
that fuckin grin
immortality seems nice @first but you may not want it in the end
b05b3a No.2058686
>>2058684
My acquaintances and I partake in sophisticated conversations.
a6162f No.2058687
>>2058682
I mean this is pretty nice but I don't think I'd listen to this on my own.
>>2058683
I expect you to be painted red and yellow, as well.
86ee55 No.2058688
>>2058687
they make covers in every genre imaginable
just search "x genere" touhou
youll find something to your fancy
a925a5 No.2058689
>>2058684
Maybe they didn't get hit with it, I don't know.
I just remember that a good portion of the /vg/general did, or said they did. I haven't tried to long into my mobage account in a while to play it and see, so.
d6e9f3 No.2058691
>>2058687
A note left behind saying Cyka!
86ee55 No.2058692
>>2058690
you made your bed, now lie in it.
ba7a97 No.2058693
>>2058685
>that fuckin grin
>"Dude I'm a fairy let me in"
I think I would want it. It'd allow me to be as lazy as I want. Pretty great
>>2058686
Can I come to the party?
I have dip
ba7a97 No.2058694
>>2058689
You should try it, maybe it'll work eh
I kinda wanna try the game.
a6162f No.2058695
>>2058688
touhou smooth jazz
touhou vaporwave
>>2058691
"shutup cyka" written in blood
86ee55 No.2058696
b05b3a No.2058697
>>2058693
Absolutely. Wear something fabulous.
ba7a97 No.2058701
>>2058697
I will wear a wife beater and a men's sarong.
86ee55 No.2058702
>>2058701
wifebeaters are FINE.
a6162f No.2058703
I was kidding Grim
what the fuck
80cbd6 No.2058704
>>2058702
Thanks, bud. My wife tends to disagree, but that's also part of the reason I do what I do to begin with.
86ee55 No.2058705
>>2058703
>>2058704
I SWEAR TO GOD MANDY
b05b3a No.2058706
>>2058701
I guess I better pray a group of terrorists takes us all hostage at Nakatomi Plaza.
d6e9f3 No.2058707
I prefer it when my boyfriends fight back, makes it more of a sport.
f05f55 No.2058708
Darwin what kind of clothes do you wear
80cbd6 No.2058709
>>2058705
Why would you want to swear to my Da? Well just be careful. He can have a very small temper sometimes and can be a huge dick.
a925a5 No.2058710
>>2058694
I should...
Just know that it's really kinda boring, and everything you want is locked behind paywalls, massive grind, or gacha.
86ee55 No.2058711
>>2058708
probably turtlenecks and cardigans
>>2058709
da?
b05b3a No.2058713
T-shirts and jeans for the public. Privately...
ba7a97 No.2058714
>>2058702
I own a sshitload of white ones.
I want black ones.
>>2058706
We're nowhere near christmas, though.
That decreases the chances by about 80%
>>2058710
Aw that sucks.
I just want to get draph waifus
86ee55 No.2058715
>>2058714
I got them in every grayscale color incl black
theyre nice
>>2058713
surprising
80cbd6 No.2058716
>>2058711
My father. The one that sired me. God. The one you want to swear at.
86ee55 No.2058718
80cbd6 No.2058719
>>2058718
Sure, but I've never called him that. Not sure how he would react.
b05b3a No.2058720
>>2058715
Function over form.
a6162f No.2058721
>>2058717
that's the bitch that shows up in my jojo tags
because she likes to throw knives
like lord Dio
86ee55 No.2058722
>>2058719
try it lol
>>2058720
unlike your superfluous banter
>>2058721
get this
she throws knives
AND SHE CAN STOP TIME.
86ee55 No.2058723
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
you have to have seen this tak
b05b3a No.2058724
>>2058722
Style over substance.
a6162f No.2058725
>>2058722
unFUCKIN BELIEVABLE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
80cbd6 No.2058726
>>2058722
I'd rather not and say I did.
I actually had a dream a couple nights back where me and him got in a really epic fight. The human race was thrown to the winds. Some plants were blown up. Shit hey the galactic fan.
86ee55 No.2058727
>>2058726
nice
I dreamt about yan and I having a long talk
>>2058725
heehoo
a925a5 No.2058729
>>2058714
Depending on how well you roll you can get Carmelina right off the bat like I did.
80cbd6 No.2058730
>>2058727
And on that note, I'm going to get a glass of the Irish and go back to bed.
b05b3a No.2058731
>>2058728
Bros before hoes.
a6162f No.2058732
>>2058727
dio's a bitch anyway fam
80cbd6 No.2058733
>>2058729
Perfect girl height.
80cbd6 No.2058735
>>2058734
I can't read scribble.
a925a5 No.2058736
>>2058735
As if the writing is important.
80cbd6 No.2058737
>>2058736
Too many clothes.
a925a5 No.2058739