d09ab4 No.2058740
9c1428 No.2058741
oh sh!t did it die?
Kanra, come online to discord please
5f5d23 No.2058742
my computer is making some really fucked up noises someone please help
ace720 No.2058743
>>2058742
Even your computer can't stand to be around you anymore.
f14ef8 No.2058745
79ab9a No.2058746
d09ab4 No.2058747
>>2058742
At least your comp. making only fucked up noises
5f5d23 No.2058748
>>2058743
please don't say that
>>2058745
elaborate on that please
>>2058747
>:(
d09ab4 No.2058749
>>2058748
My computer also makes fucked up motions
ace720 No.2058750
>>2058748
Put it out of its misery so it doesn't have to sit next to you anymore.
79ab9a No.2058752
spectre is roasting loafie like a sunday joint
5b5429 No.2058753
Has anyone ever heard of this webcomic? It's really good and I don't know why I don't hear it mentioned more. Probably the below sub-standard art.
d09ab4 No.2058755
>>2058754
She can clean the floor with her tongue
5f5d23 No.2058756
>>2058750
not going to happen pal
besides it sits in front of me not next to me so you just played yourself
ace720 No.2058757
>>2058756
Oh God, it has to stare at you all day? I feel bad for it.
79ab9a No.2058758
Imagine, it has to intake the very air that loafie pollutes
f8f9a7 No.2058759
>>2058757
We should put together a rescue fund to go save that computer. Can you just inside the things loafie forces it to do?
5f5d23 No.2058760
>>2058757
not really it doesn't have eyes
>>2058759
yeah set up a gofundme so I can get a new PC great idea
0471cf No.2058761
Pizza guy brought me 2 pizzas even though I only ordered and paid for one.
My lucky day.
ace720 No.2058762
>>2058758
I bet he breaths heavily into it as he frantically Googles all his granny porn.
>>2058759
Would you really want to be put on that entry team?
>>2058760
Thank God for that.
ace720 No.2058763
>>2058761
>that Zero Two pic
Thank you ma'am, may I have another.
83c564 No.2058764
>>2058761
Did you give him some lovin'?
5f5d23 No.2058765
>>2058762
I do not use Google, have no interest in granny porn, nor do I breathe heavily
0471cf No.2058767
>>2058763
There's one where she isn't wearing panties too I think but it was censored so I didn't bother downloading it
>>2058764
Gods no, I was starving.
f8f9a7 No.2058768
>>2058760
We aren't going to get you a new one to abuse!
>>2058762
I was going to hire scoots.
5f5d23 No.2058769
>>2058768
how exactly have I abused this one
the only abuse I've done is to myself when I spent far more than I should have on the current one I have
5f5d23 No.2058771
f8f9a7 No.2058773
>>2058769
Would to happy let your parents view every single thing in your history, before you edit it?
ace720 No.2058774
>>2058766
Mmmm...
>>2058767
That's okay, I'll enjoy this 2B pic just as well.
>>2058768
The poor bastard... but I suppose that's one way to dispose of Communists.
94ae1c No.2058775
loafie is a good boy
don't bully him
79ab9a No.2058776
I SEE WE ARE ALL BECOMING TRIBAL.
THE LOAFIE'S
AND THE NON LOAFIE'S
FUCK THE LOAFIE'S THEY FAGGS
f8f9a7 No.2058777
>>2058774
Fucking Communists, man. Why are those still a thing?
5f5d23 No.2058778
>>2058772
evening nezi
>>2058773
yeah probably
I doubt they'd have the patience to go through every site I've visited and everything it means
>>2058775
this is a good comment
>>2058776
I'm still not a fag
I haven't changed much since you accused me of being one 2 minutes ago
ace720 No.2058779
>>2058772
>>2058776
>LOAFIE'S
This almost sounds like an actual thing.
>>2058777
Because we lost Rhodesia.
79ab9a No.2058781
You havent chaged since being a fag to being a fag in present?
gay boy bumder
79ab9a No.2058782
>>2058779
How about we form that United Front and expel these LOAFIE'S.
f8f9a7 No.2058783
>>2058778
I am even more concerned for your poor computer at this point!
>>2058779
Well we need to eliminate all of them.
076b87 No.2058784
>>2058452
I know how to do it with a knife... but in your sleep sound boring...
>>2058472
What about a long sword?
10d008 No.2058785
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Why does life suck so much?
79ab9a No.2058786
>tfw using my ancestral Claymore to cleave loafie in two and finally bring an end to the War of the Five Faggots.
ace720 No.2058787
>>2058782
>>2058783
That sounds like an expensive endeavor. Usually they just take care of themselves through infighting.
5f5d23 No.2058788
>>2058780
how are you doing cutie
>>2058781
I previously was not a fag, and I am still not a fag
>>2058783
the noises stopped, I think all I needed to do was a restart
>>2058784
you can do it when I'm awake then I'm not going to complain
>>2058786
don't try me cunt
f8f9a7 No.2058789
>>2058787
But at what collateral damage?
7619cb No.2058790
>>2058788
just thinkin about you~
076b87 No.2058791
>>2058788
sounds like you really want to die...
79ab9a No.2058792
>>2058788
1v1 me in single combat
ace720 No.2058793
>>2058789
Future statistics we'll quote to claim the dangers of such an ideology.
5f5d23 No.2058794
>>2058790
why is that
and are they good or bad thoughts
>>2058791
I don't particularly want to, it's just the fact that in the face of death (you) I think I have accepted my fate
>>2058792
no I'm scared
f8f9a7 No.2058795
>>2058793
Don't we have plenty of those from the last century?
79ab9a No.2058796
>>2058794
Submit, and acknowledge my claim as KING.
79ab9a No.2058797
5f5d23 No.2058798
>>2058796
and why would I want to do that
79ab9a No.2058799
>>2058798
Otherwise I will destroy you, utterly. Without mercy.
076b87 No.2058800
>>2058794
That honestly sounds like a good idea. The outcome will be the same anyway
ace720 No.2058801
>>2058795
>
>>2058797
Comin' in ur ass.
79ab9a No.2058802
5f5d23 No.2058803
>>2058799
how sure are you of this fact
the loafie coalition is rather strong these days, it's easy to form an alliance like this when you don't bully people and are nice
>>2058800
it appears we've reached an understanding of sorts
just don't torture me or prolong my suffering or any of that and we're good
79ab9a No.2058804
>>2058803
Ive faced bigger and meaner odds and won.
take your chances.
fag.
076b87 No.2058805
>>2058803
>but i want to have fun
076b87 No.2058806
>>2058803
i didn't mean to greentext
5f5d23 No.2058807
>>2058804
what good is a king who can only speak through violence
he is no good, and thus not deserving of the title, I'd gladly accept anyone but you as king any day of the week
>>2058805
there are many ways that I'm sure you can have fun, does torture have to be one of those ways?
7619cb No.2058808
>>2058794
oh trust me.
they are very good thoughts.
79ab9a No.2058809
>>2058807
You think it is honour that keeps the thread together? It is fear, fear and blood!!!!
79ab9a No.2058810
>First ice cold beer in months
>That satisfying feel when necking it and the throat begins to burn
Hello, my old friend.
7619cb No.2058811
>>2058810
d-don't deepthroat the beer!!!!
no necking!
is your throat okay? ;~;
5f5d23 No.2058812
>>2058808
well that's nice to hear
I suppose I've been having good thoughts about you as well
>>2058809
you are barbaric and your ways are archaic
I'd give my life, not for honour, but for the stability, safety and security of /animus/, and for you if you weren't trying to kill me
79ab9a No.2058814
>>2058811
Too late, throat machine broek.
>>2058812
This, this sounds like you are actually going to try and go toe-to-toe with the big man. You feeling big, boy? Let us give these people a show. They all paid for blood. Lemme show 'em what happens to an upstart that steps on MY patch.
5f5d23 No.2058815
>>2058814
alright sure thing you rude boy
with the power of love and friendship, my victory is certain
5f5d23 No.2058817
you know scoots my friend we should make a negotiation of some sort, before it's too late
violence never ends well
7619cb No.2058818
>>2058812
oh really, like what~?
7619cb No.2058819
>>2058814
time for scoots to go in the iron lung :^(
79ab9a No.2058820
>>2058817
Do your people a favour. Bend the knee.
>>2058819
RIP in DIP, thank god honestly.
568b09 No.2058821
tfw see spectre's cute avatar but it's not spegttre
568b09 No.2058823
>>2058822
Ehh?
Sugoi desu ne~
79ab9a No.2058824
Re-assigned to Scootalooo Redhead mode
568b09 No.2058825
>>2058824
Don't worry bb I was just tossing out my fishnets trying to catch a bite
79ab9a No.2058827
>>2058825
I BEDDER BE CATCH OF THE DAY
568b09 No.2058829
>>2058826
I don't want no trouble..........
568b09 No.2058830
>>2058827
I'm gonna throw you back ;)
79ab9a No.2058831
Loafie, Rager, Bard, they're all thieves. They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them.
568b09 No.2058832
>>2058828
good moooorning speccy
I hope you're having a nice day
5b5429 No.2058833
Christ these ribs are fucking atrocious this place doesn't know how to cook at all, if i wanted ribs this fucking tough i would have ripped them off the goddamn pig with my teeth
5f5d23 No.2058835
>>2058818
I suppose thoughts of all kinds about all matters cross my mind
just how great a friend you are and other personal matters...
>>2058820
I'm going to have to seek confirmation from one of my associates first
ace720 No.2058838
>>2058832
Bored as shit! You?
076b87 No.2058840
>>2058807
well.. the real fun starts after your death...
568b09 No.2058841
>>2058838
same actually
just woke up recently and listening to some loud musics
havent even drug out of bed yet
gotta go roll with my buddies later tonight but also gotta wait for them to show up..........
you have any plans for today?
nahhh probably not huh............
568b09 No.2058843
>>2058839
sorry it's springtime and you know what that means
076b87 No.2058844
>>2058841
Hi Bard, I'm MGD
bc973c No.2058846
>>2058843
I'm supposed to be getting drunk tonight with a cute boy
ace720 No.2058847
>>2058841
That sounds REALLY gay.
Nah, not really, maybe listen in on some people play some rpgs or something later.
5f5d23 No.2058848
>>2058837
evening bard how are you
>>2058840
that's good then
mutilate me or do whatever you like to do once I'm dead, I'm not too bothered what happens to my body
just try and keep sexual acts to a minimum if you can
79ab9a No.2058849
>loafie pretending to be the virgin
568b09 No.2058850
>>2058846
That sounds pretty fun
Allcohol is gross but being drunk is fun.........
Last night me and my buddy couldnt find a pipe so we smoked out of an apples and he invited me to the bar sometime in the future but I've never been to a bar before..........
076b87 No.2058851
>>2058848
I love how bodies go really limp once it does, it's a major turn on for me
076b87 No.2058852
>>2058850
I'm going to torture your next love interest
568b09 No.2058853
>>2058847
nah it'd only be gay if i rolled with you instead
you have any music to send my way today?
>>2058848
Sleepy...........just woke up recently and gotta pass some time....
bc973c No.2058854
>>2058850
Fireball kinda taste like candy.
If you drink your social anxiety might go away.
edda5b No.2058856
>>2058845
finally the game for me
568b09 No.2058857
>>2058854
Do you drink at bars or do you and some friends just get some bottles to kill them?
I used to party like that when I was like 15 and went with my brother to quite a few jams like that and it was fun to drink but since then I drank way too much and now when I smell or see or taste liquor i get the ptsd in my tummy....
I get stupid when I drink so I dont like to do it much either
Fireball is gross btw
79ab9a No.2058858
If you drink you could also become an alcoholic and every depressive trait you have could be amplified.
>>2058856
bc973c No.2058859
>>2058856
I thought that was a big ass instead of a guitar for a second.
568b09 No.2058860
>>2058855
AAAAAAAAH IT'S IM GOD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
076b87 No.2058861
>>2058857
I hate you, Bard. I hope the worse possible things happen to you and only you
f14ef8 No.2058862
>>2058748
Take a can of compressed air, and clean your components
e09f1a No.2058863
Good morning friends :)
Ni No Kuni 2 makes me happy
79ab9a No.2058865
>>2058861
Do me a favour love, could you deal with Loafie?
bc973c No.2058869
>>2058857
Its the easiest thing in the world to drink though.
568b09 No.2058870
>>2058866
This track is in my opinion possibly the best produced song i've ever heard and it has a very special place in my heart and I'm glad you are listening to it
Clams casino is such atalented producer and he has other tracks that are nearly as good as that
568b09 No.2058871
wtf i hate zcootaloo now ?
076b87 No.2058872
>>2058871
I will take everyone you love away from you
5f5d23 No.2058873
>>2058849
I am is that so unbelievable
I'm surprised you aren't insulting me for it
>>2058851
well I wouldn't want to ruin your fun
just don't ejaculate on me that's all I ask
>>2058853
stay strong bardo
>>2058862
where can I buy a can, and what would be a reasonable size for me to use
>>2058863
morning senpai
>>2058868
please do not "deal with me"
I can't say I can see what you do in scoots
e09f1a No.2058874
every post blood-chan makes me think really hard
e09f1a No.2058875
>>2058873
mornin Loafie! How are you doin?
79ab9a No.2058876
>>2058868
That is my girl, rowdy as always
79ab9a No.2058877
Bard. I thought we had a good thing going. We are buddies, pal.
94ae1c No.2058878
568b09 No.2058879
>>2058878
SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
ace720 No.2058880
>>2058870
Oh... nice!
It's definitely a good song, and now I'ma check out more Clams Casino.
What about you? Whatchu got?
5f5d23 No.2058881
>>2058875
I'm fine
just dealing with scoot's antics as per usual, waiting for this F:NV download to finish already
>>2058878
hello friend
568b09 No.2058882
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2058880
been kinda brainwashed the past day or so searching through Glass Animals albums for gold
but here is a good one in the same vein
79ab9a No.2058883
>tfw you are the Big Dog around
076b87 No.2058884
>>2058873
Cumming is the reward I get after playing with you for awhile ;__;
>>2058874
What do you think about?
>>2058876
I think I'm going to kill Bard after Loafie. I want to shove Bard's head into the deep fryer at his job
568b09 No.2058885
spent 5 mins on this class act meme in ms paint
79ab9a No.2058887
>>2058884
What will you do to loafie? Kentucky Fried Bard?
ace720 No.2058888
>>2058882
>XXYYXX
Hmm, I had a song by them in that big playlist I gave you I thought, but now I can't find it.
568b09 No.2058889
>>2058888
It was probably 'Even though' ft giraffage
which is also a very good song
5f5d23 No.2058890
>>2058884
there's no negotiating with you is there
cum inside me then, it's not like I'll be complaining
e09f1a No.2058891
>>2058881
Nice!!
I always liked fallout 3 but everyone else tells me fallout new vegas is better.
>>2058884
what happened in your life to make you the way that you are.
94ae1c No.2058892
076b87 No.2058893
>>2058887
I have to smell Loafie in order to know what I want to do to her...
And yes, I'm going to fry the flesh off of Bard's skull
>>2058890
What if you get pregnant...?
>>2058891
I can only tell you that in private...
e09f1a No.2058895
Hi rager uwu
>>2058893
the last time we had a private conversation you talked about how you threw cats out into the cold and how you used to have a crush on george.
No offense but I'll pass ;g
568b09 No.2058896
>>2058894
I could break every bone in your body in less than 10 minutes and I wouldn't think twice
94ae1c No.2058897
076b87 No.2058899
>>2058894
Yes, master
>>2058895
I got bored of them so I threw them out, idc
ace720 No.2058900
>>2058889
Mmm... I'll take your word for it.
So far I haven't found a song by them I like as I sit here and flip through them.
79ab9a No.2058901
>>2058896
Do it, bard. do it, fight me
79ab9a No.2058902
>>2058899
>>2058893
Give me that Loafie skull, beloved
568b09 No.2058903
>>2058900
aww that's okay buddy I won't force you into something you don't enjoy because I respect your musical opinion
568b09 No.2058905
>>2058901
Why arey ou starting this dumb shit today I was having a fine day until you started acting a nigger
94ae1c No.2058906
>>2058898
sore
my arms hurt
what the fuck is up with you?
79ab9a No.2058907
>>2058905
Why are you taking this shit so seriously. It is no fun when people like you and loafie take shit so seriously.
e09f1a No.2058908
>>2058906
finishing up season 3 of skin wars with george and muz! Gotta clean my room tonight but :shrug:
why ya arms hurt?
5f5d23 No.2058909
>>2058891
I've wanted to play 3 for a long time but for some reason it's got a mountain of technical issues that new vegas doesn't so I never have been able to play it
also apparently NV's better anyway so I guess I should be glad it's not the other way around
>>2058892
hello
>>2058893
I cannot get pregnant if I'm dead
>>2058901
please do not take things I say out of context
e09f1a No.2058910
scoot I promise by monday I'll have the erwin folder up and running
94ae1c No.2058912
>>2058908
yesterday I picked things up and put them down
for hours
>>2058909
my dear sweet loafie
how are you doing?
568b09 No.2058913
>>2058907
If BC was talking that shit to me I would have him on the ground from a lateral drop in under 3 seconds
I demand the same basic level of respect that I give to everyone
you wanna say you're gonna put me in a fryer? I'll drop you on the fucking ground with a lateral drop and snap your rotator cuff with an omoplata and I can promise you will never use that arm again
79ab9a No.2058914
>>2058910
This sounds promising. I swear, if the deadline is missed. There will be consequences.
>>2058911
Well, you get the Bard skull also... I mean, you are being a little greedy.
79ab9a No.2058915
>>2058913
How bout you back them big words up you cotton pickin' hootnanny.
568b09 No.2058916
>>2058915
415 west main street
washington iowa
52353
Name the fucking time
f14ef8 No.2058917
>>2058873
How should I know, I don't live in the UK
076b87 No.2058919
>>2058909
I just have to cum harder...
>>2058914
I really want Bard's skull more than Loafie's... What does Loafie want?
79ab9a No.2058920
>>2058916
Today at 11pm, outside Wellington's Tools
79ab9a No.2058921
>>2058919
Loafie needs a good gutting.
076b87 No.2058923
>>2058921
What's something interesting I can use to gut her open with besides a knife?
568b09 No.2058924
>>2058920
Fuck you for ruining my day
I hope you die in a gas explosion you piece of shit
go fucking hang yourself you waste of a fucking life
5f5d23 No.2058925
>>2058912
I'm doing well
>>2058917
because globalisation
also I don't think where I live will affect the 2nd part of my question
>>2058919
if you want to bear someone's child you'll have to make sure they're alive when you impregnate someone, how hard you cum won't change a thing
79ab9a No.2058926
>>2058923
A pen.
>>2058924
It is okay, play some zappa or some corny shit
568b09 No.2058928
>>2058926
leave me the fuck alone asshole
I'm trying to enjoy my one day off a week
076b87 No.2058929
>>2058925
I can cum pretty fucking hard
>>2058926
Oh wait I just realizes Bard has me filtered
Tell Bard I'm going to peel the flesh off his bones
79ab9a No.2058930
>>2058928
Lmao, whatever you fucking nerd
568b09 No.2058931
>>2058930
Stupid alcohoolic brit nigger
568b09 No.2058932
go sniff locos ass you fucking cast aside trash
076b87 No.2058933
568b09 No.2058934
how does it feel to know that you will never be wanted
never be welcomed by anyone other than blood chan
someone who doesnt give a fuck about you and will cast you aside at a moments notice
568b09 No.2058935
Shoot yourself in the fucking face
568b09 No.2058936
oh that's right you cant because you're a stupid british piece of shit nigger who cant find a fucking gun
go slice your jugular with a fucking butter knife
79ab9a No.2058937
Hey, stop asspie'ing, you want your day off. Stop right now nerd.
5f5d23 No.2058938
>>2058929
I'm sure you can, but that doesn't stop the fact that a fetus cannot develop inside the body of someone who is dead
568b09 No.2058939
568b09 No.2058940
>>2058937
Go jump off a fucking cliff you fucking asshole
f14ef8 No.2058942
>>2058925
They generally only come in one size
And I get mine at Costco?
79ab9a No.2058943
I am going to hang myself... a nice looking shirt ready to look bomb tomorrow.
076b87 No.2058944
>>2058938
My cum is the best cum ever, it's healthy asf
79ab9a No.2058945
Hey bard, what was it like to have your blueberries stolen by MGD?
568b09 No.2058946
>>2058945
Leave me the fuck alone or Ill fucking murder you
79ab9a No.2058947
This is where yous top acknowledging my posts, like a real boy. Okay. Nice. It was fun Bard.
076b87 No.2058948
Lol he was such a bitch when he gave me those blueberries too
ace720 No.2058949
The fuck happened to Bard?
5f5d23 No.2058950
>>2058942
I've not heard of costco myself so I'll have to look somewhere else
but as I said earlier in case you missed it the strange noises stopped so it's not quite so urgent
>>2058944
I'm sure it's very healthy, but unless it's capable of reanimating my dead corpse, you're not going to have a child
why do you want one so bad anyway
568b09 No.2058951
>>2058947
What the fuck is your fucking problem today
I didnt even fucking do anything and then you started talking about frying my fucking head with blood chan
Leave me the fuck alone you piece of shit
you're a fucking selfish self centered asshole
no wonder nobody fucking likes you
79ab9a No.2058952
Liked by none,
Beloved by all.
076b87 No.2058953
>>2058950
I like children...
I'm still going to cum inside of you though just to make sure you're telling the truth
79ab9a No.2058954
>It is 420 my dudes
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
5f5d23 No.2058955
>>2058953
sure go ahead
to reiterate myself I'm not exactly going to stop you if I'm dead
just don't be disappointed when nothing comes out of my decomposing and rotten corpse after 9 months
076b87 No.2058956
Don't watch this unless you're alone
076b87 No.2058957
>>2058955
c-can i watch you during your decomposing process...?
79ab9a No.2058959
Time for me to rest.
Sleep time.
Gimme ni nis
I NEED THE NI NIS
076b87 No.2058960
>>2058959
I'm sorry Bard is such a loser, please rest well <3
5f5d23 No.2058961
>>2058957
not something I'd advise doing but if you derive pleasure from it then go ahead
just make sure to wear a gas mask or something I wouldn't want you getting ill
91f443 No.2058962
>>2058960
-squeaks at you, dressed in a pear costume-
568b09 No.2058963
076b87 No.2058964
>>2058961
I'm used to the smell, trust me
076b87 No.2058965
>>2058962
I'm going to eat you
91f443 No.2058966
>>2058965
0.0 -tries to run away but is slowed down by the bulky costume-
db9364 No.2058967
what the hell is wrong with you people
bc973c No.2058968
>>2058967
this is real life
5f5d23 No.2058969
>>2058964
the smell is not the only adverse effect that comes with dealing with dead bodies
14778d No.2058973
>>2058971
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
7619cb No.2058974
>Neziwi you ignored all warnings.
>Your steam account will now be closed.
holy fuck my sides I'm dying
076b87 No.2058975
>>2058969
I enjoy the smell now, at first I would gag every time I opened my door but after a week I got used to it
And I'll keep you clean don't worry
91f443 No.2058977
>>2058972
D: -is not sure you know what pears are for and tries to hide!-
5f5d23 No.2058978
>>2058975
I'm not a scientist but I don't think that's a good idea
still keeping me clean is better than doing nothing I suppose
076b87 No.2058979
>>2058977
I have to go, I love you <3
-huggles tight and swing you around-
>>2058978
yeah I have wash my cum out of you or it'll get rancid. bye now
91f443 No.2058981
>>2058979
-hugs back and laughs happily while swinging. Loves you too!- <3
7619cb No.2058982
>>2058976
I'm topfrag in 99% of games I play in mw2
was destroying in some lobby and some kid is saying he's gonna close my steam account and kept 'warning' me
91f443 No.2058983
>>2058982
-has just heard there will be no multiplayer in mw2 remastered- :<
45783c No.2058984
>>2058982
Well if you're banned from Steam now I'll know why.
91f443 No.2058985
-squeaks back to his ps4 to play WWII-
7619cb No.2058986
>>2058983
I heard that too. If it's true they're shooting themselves in the foot because they're scared mw2R would be more popular than Black Ops 4
which it could be with multiplayer and balancing of things like noob tube
they're idiots if they don't do it though because they'd make a fortune off both
no multiplayer = trash sales
>>2058984
xd
91f443 No.2058987
>>2058986
-BO2 is his favorite CoD and is eagerly awaiting 4, but would gladly play mw2 again too. WOn't pay any amount of money for their tiny single player missions though.-
5f5d23 No.2058988
considering these days it's impossible to find anything that isn't tdm on mw2 I'm kind of glad the game's already small playerbase isn't being divided with the remaster
or they could just not add microtransactions to their old games and make the graphics pretty and charge full price for a """"""""""remaster""""""" that'd be pretty great too
f14ef8 No.2058989
>>2058950
I didn't, but do it anyway
3c6de6 No.2058990
I want sasuke to crush me between his thighs.
75e8a9 No.2058991
>>2058990
Boruto's dad's friend?
94ae1c No.2058992
75e8a9 No.2058993
>>2058992
I am the master baiter
75e8a9 No.2058994
Un-dead yourself you fuckers
75e8a9 No.2058996
>>2058995
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5f5d23 No.2058997
83c564 No.2058999
f8f9a7 No.2059000
I'm only dead on the inside!
75e8a9 No.2059001
>>2058997
>>2058998
>>2058999
You're like totally harshing my vibe guys
a00ab2 No.2059002
75e8a9 No.2059003
>>2059002
What's that in normal people measurements?
45783c No.2059004
>>2059001
Get new batteries then.
75e8a9 No.2059005
>>2059004
You making a sex joke?
45783c No.2059006
>>2059005
I keep it classy.
5f5d23 No.2059007
a00ab2 No.2059008
75e8a9 No.2059009
>>2059006
I keep it sassy.
>>2059007
You better be, my feelings are seriously injured and may never recover
f8f9a7 No.2059010
>>2059006
Speaking of classy, you want some more of that hooker scat vid I took a couple nights back?
75e8a9 No.2059011
>>2059008
Not bad, can you proof it tho?
5f5d23 No.2059012
>>2059009
don't make me feel guilty...
f8f9a7 No.2059013
>>2059009
Good thing you're a man and your feeling recovery twice as fast as a woman.
75e8a9 No.2059014
>>2059012
I wouldn't dream of it, that would be emotionally manipulative. I was just saying that your actions have harmed me irreparably
45783c No.2059015
>>2059009
Not very.
>>2059010
Still need to finish the first one. No point in continuing from the middle.
75e8a9 No.2059016
>>2059013
I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEAUTIFUL1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
5f5d23 No.2059017
>>2059014
I'm sorry friend I hope you get better
75e8a9 No.2059018
>>2059015
Boy if you talked to me for like 5 seconds irl you'd feel it
75e8a9 No.2059019
>>2059017
I hope so too, what with all the hell you've put me through.
80f71c No.2059021
Is it worse than conversing with you here?
f8f9a7 No.2059022
>>2059015
Alright well whenever you want more, call me the ice cream man with a soft serve special!
>>2059016
Oh. So Lulu is free game then?
75e8a9 No.2059023
>>2059020
Why not? I'm perfectly pleasant
>>2059021
Nah, because I have some semblance of social awareness irl
>>2059022
NO.
45783c No.2059024
>>2059022
Scatman would be more apropos.
45783c No.2059025
>>2059023
Sass isn't pleasant.
5f5d23 No.2059026
>>2059019
please don't say that
I'm very sensitive don't make me feel bad please
f8f9a7 No.2059027
>>2059023
Well she isn't into axe wounds, so....
>>2059024
No! That is a stupid song and I don't want it anywhere around me!
75e8a9 No.2059028
>>2059025
But it's in a joking way and is endearing
>>2059026
I wouldn't say it if it weren't true. I am wholly joking if you didn't get it by now, you have no reason to feel bad. I'm not a snowflake lol
75e8a9 No.2059029
>>2059027
WHAT, WOMEN CAN'T HAVE DICKS?
FUCKING TRANSPHOBE SEXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
45783c No.2059030
>>2059027
Curious that a man with a taste for shit would have such shit taste.
>>2059028
Only endearing over time.
f8f9a7 No.2059031
>>2059029
Oh no. Words. How dare you hurt me with my most powerful weakness.
f8f9a7 No.2059032
>>2059030
You use to be cool, man.
75e8a9 No.2059033
>>2059030
Well it's certainly not annoying or anything. No one really has any issues with me irl so
>>2059031
I can also just fucking shoot you if you'd rather have that
5f5d23 No.2059034
>>2059028
it's ok desu but I am in actuality a snowflake
80f71c No.2059035
I have issues with you irl.
e360a5 No.2059037
>>2059036
tb i'm having some delicious whiskey, how about you, got the weekend off?
75e8a9 No.2059038
>>2059034
I will treat you as such then, a unique and beautiful product of nature
>>2059035
I have issues with you irl too, but you won't even meet up to discuss them
I say that YOU are the one in the wrong here
>>2059036
Indeed
5f5d23 No.2059039
5f5d23 No.2059040
f8f9a7 No.2059041
>>2059033
Yes please. I'll even pay you.
>>2059036
I thought you did.
45783c No.2059042
>>2059037
Scotch. "Yes"
>>2059038
Quite.
>>2059041
Nope, never.
f8f9a7 No.2059043
>>2059042
You're cool to me. So fucking accept it!
e360a5 No.2059044
>>2059042
That's not a big yes but I'll take it. You don't seem particularly chipper for having the week-end "off"
75e8a9 No.2059045
>>2059040
Sleep tight
>>2059041
The law would say that is not cool
>>2059042
Indubitably.
45783c No.2059046
>>2059043
Okay.
>>2059044
I'm my usual cheerful self.
>>2059045
Indeed.
e360a5 No.2059048
>>2059046
I suppose so. Got plans?
f8f9a7 No.2059049
>>2059045
Then why did you offer?
75e8a9 No.2059050
>>2059046
>>2059047
Ownt.
>>2059049
It was a rhetorical question ya dingus
45783c No.2059051
>>2059048
Re-rack my beer. Clean kitchen. Drink.
>>2059050
Hm.
f8f9a7 No.2059053
>>2059050
Then why say it?
75e8a9 No.2059054
>>2059053
To fuck with you, clearly
f8f9a7 No.2059055
>>2059054
But it doesn't. It's just words. They still don't hurt.
75e8a9 No.2059056
>>2059055
Fucking with someone doesn't necessarily mean hurting them
fea718 No.2059057
e360a5 No.2059059
>>2059051
Sounds like a plan.
I'm afraid I'm not amazing conversation tonight. is anything new on your side?
45783c No.2059060
>>2059059
Several managers quit.
Work's more annoying.
Manager talked about a promotion. Need to get files together to negotiate pay if that's the case. If I'm promoted I'm getting an unfinished shit sandwich to eat.
f8f9a7 No.2059061
>>2059056
I would have to disagree.
75e8a9 No.2059062
>>2059060
You should see my company recently, managers and employees quit in droves and the level of shitshow going on is frankly astonishing
>>2059061
And how so?
45783c No.2059063
>>2059062
Hah.
Good time to take advantage.
e360a5 No.2059064
>>2059060
What's causing the quittings?
Could that involve less hours? Cause you're working way too much.
75e8a9 No.2059065
>>2059063
I've got a comfy spot :3
I started at kinda the bottom because I was new, but my manager talked me up super hard because I'm good at the job and I got promoted to a specialized unit that handles its own shit. I'm kinda isolated from most of my coworker's gripes and it's great
45783c No.2059066
>>2059064
Change in ownership. In essence, Management had it easy with old owners, now have to actually work for their pay.
"Yes." I'm only getting about 40-50 recently. Summer's coming though. Will be very busy.
e360a5 No.2059067
>>2059066
Lots of quotation marks today.
Well, seeing management get their asses kicked from time to time is nice.
45783c No.2059068
>>2059067
Faster than a full answer.
More like they jumped ship before their asses could be kicked. Especially with this one dickhead manager that really needed his ass kicked.
e360a5 No.2059069
>>2059068
Yeah you told me about that one. Sucks, but at least he's out now. Hopefully new one is less shitty.
f8f9a7 No.2059071
>>2059062
Because that is the best way to'fuck' with people b
e360a5 No.2059072
>>2059070
Well wasn't that pleasant. I should sleep now, and finish this whiskey. Probably not in that order. Many loves tb.
14778d No.2059074
>>2059072
Stay up all night, don't be a bitch.
75e8a9 No.2059075
>>2059071
If there's malice behind it, sure
>>2059074
Like you?
f8f9a7 No.2059076
>>2059075
Isn't there malice in everything you do? Isn't that normal for humanity?
75e8a9 No.2059077
>>2059076
No?
Is it unusual to not have ill intent towards anyone?
75e8a9 No.2059079
>>2059078
Perfect, we need more people like you
What's up tonight?
80f71c No.2059080
Ian, did you watch Blade Runner 2049 yet?
75e8a9 No.2059081
>>2059080
I have not, I can watch it right now tho I guess
75e8a9 No.2059082
Kinda wanted to watch Annihilation tho
80f71c No.2059084
f8f9a7 No.2059085
>>2059077
So far as I understand humans, yes.
937026 No.2059086
>>2059082
It's pretty good despite being low-budget.
75e8a9 No.2059087
>>2059083
And you are?
>>2059084
No to what?
>>2059085
Then I guess you don't understand me
>>2059086
It was low budget?
14778d No.2059088
>>2059079
Bitches?
Nothing really, just finished watching that Dragon Ball Super ya dig?
What about you?
80f71c No.2059089
>>2059087
Do not watch Annihilation.
75e8a9 No.2059090
>>2059088
Self-aware bitches.
Wow, what a fucking nerd. I'm sitting here eating ice cream and posting on online forums like a NORMAL PERSON.
>>2059089
Why not? It's a neat concept
937026 No.2059091
>>2059087
Can see it from the visual effects pretty easily, but otherwise the idea behind it was quite good.
Despite a few plot-holes, but eh, it's forgivable.
9c1428 No.2059092
>>2059090
I heard Annihhilation was bad
75e8a9 No.2059093
>>2059091
Everything I've seen had fairly good visual effects... And the concept is cool
>>2059092
From where?
80f71c No.2059094
>>2059090
WELL DO IT IF YOU MUST
9c1428 No.2059095
80f71c No.2059096
75e8a9 No.2059097
>>2059094
Why didn't you like it?
>>2059095
I mean he's obviously not right here so
937026 No.2059098
>>2059093
Well, the backgrounds can look like they're from games at times.
One of the plot-holes is tied to the concept in it.
75e8a9 No.2059099
I mean we all know Natalie Portman is terrible
But the ideas seem solid
>>2059098
Hm. I'll need to watch it myself then
14778d No.2059101
>>2059090
But isn't it like:
not bitches > self-aware bitches > bitches
What the heck? I'm basically just doing the same thing as you now! Just without ice cream because I'm not a FAT ASS.
75e8a9 No.2059102
>>2059100
En que podemos ayudar?
>>2059101
Not for me
YOU CAN EAT LIGHT ICE CREAM AND SHIT JEEZ. STOP BODY-SHAMING ME.
8ccb8e No.2059104
>>2059087
Who was I last night? Jeez.
937026 No.2059106
>>2059099
If it doesn't come to your mind after watching it, feel free to ask.
9c1428 No.2059107
Yes you did.
>>2059097
Let's watch original blade runner together I never seen
75e8a9 No.2059110
>>2059104
Were you someone different than tonight?
>>2059106
Will do!
>>2059107
I haven't either, I'm down.
>>2059109
"What can we help you with" in Spanish
937026 No.2059111
>>2059110
So, uh, anything new in the life of Colbs?
bf1e0d No.2059112
>>2059110
Nothing, you are all useless.
9c1428 No.2059113
12:02: Darwin: Annihilation was bad. Unrelated note, I am a shitlord
12:04: Lloyd: Who is this? How did you get this number
>>2059110
It's a date.
Download it now
80f71c No.2059115
9c1428 No.2059118
bf1e0d No.2059119
>>2059117
Drank a whole bottle of wine and nothing happened
75e8a9 No.2059120
>>2059111
It rained a lot here recently
>>2059112
E-except me, right?
>>2059113
Will do, tell me when
637bae No.2059121
Fatty got BTFO lmao
So lolz
80f71c No.2059122
937026 No.2059123
>>2059120
Not too common there, or?
Has been all of that Siberian weather here with the snowing and ice everywhere.
45783c No.2059124
>>2059119
Ah.
Need another bottle.
bf1e0d No.2059125
>>2059120
Actually I was talking about mostly just you
9c1428 No.2059126
Shush.
>>2059120
Can you gimme the download you're using so we on the same page
bf1e0d No.2059127
>>2059124
Need something stronger
75e8a9 No.2059129
>>2059123
Well it's a desert so yeah
We rarely deviate from a 70's ish norm
>>2059125
:(
>>2059126
When I find one, sure. Can we watch tomorrow?
937026 No.2059130
>>2059129
Oh, would have thought there'd be more of a difference.
It's like 86F on summer here max and lowest is -31F during winter.
bf1e0d No.2059131
>>2059128
Beer don't work anymore and the cheap stuff makes me black out.
>>2059129
No sads
076b87 No.2059132
Someone make a new thread with a lewd OP
45783c No.2059133
>>2059131
Ah, you've reached the point where you need the good shit.
75e8a9 No.2059134
>>2059130
California ranges from like... 30F to 110F
>>2059131
;~;
9c1428 No.2059135
>>2059129
Yeah tomorrow nite
937026 No.2059137
>>2059134
That max sounds horrible, how do you live with it?
bf1e0d No.2059138
>>2059132
You do it
>>2059133
Yes I upset.
Used to just take two beers :c
>>2059134
Stop!
076b87 No.2059140
>>2059138
I don't have lewd imgs
75e8a9 No.2059141
>>2059137
Hiding inside
>>2059138
;_______;
ace720 No.2059142