08ba88 No.2050433
08ba88 No.2050436
>>2050432
Faggot
>>2050435
no u!
19c9c3 No.2050438
>>2050431
that's a pretty swood job tbh! how often do you hit the irons? When n if I can move with yorgo I wanna start getting swole.
also idk man my iq isn't high enough for that joke
99fe4d No.2050441
>>2050424
Oh yeah, they tell me all sorts of things. Not work appropriate things.
no u >///<
>>2050428
Yeah, I was trying to expedite the process too much.
19c9c3 No.2050442
>>2050441
where were you plannin on movin again? arizona?
7f801b No.2050444
>>2050440
cuz ur a mad cunt
99fe4d No.2050445
>>2050442
mmhm!^^
Perfect for a ginger such as myself.
f326e0 No.2050446
>>2050438
I try to grab atleast 3 - 4 sessions a week if I can, 2-3 hours each. Feels good.
ARRA ARRA
GIT STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2050441
ssssssssssssssssssssssssh nou
08ba88 No.2050448
19c9c3 No.2050449
>>2050446
I wanna bench press george!!
>>2050445
Too hot for me but it's a really nice place to live I've heard!!
>:) when you get a new spot to live I'll send you an edible arrangement as a housewarming gift
dfa831 No.2050453
>>2050420
repost
I do but I have issues, so I'm sorry if I made you feel untrustworthy.
771452 No.2050454
Repost
>>2050421
Rip welma
True, but i need employment sooner rather than later. Oh well, by the end of the week i should hopefully have a job, if it hadnt been for the incompetence of the apprenticeship provider i might already have gotten a pretty damn good one.
08ba88 No.2050455
>>2050447
She's straight, not gay
f326e0 No.2050456
>>2050449
Do it¬!
he would probably be very aroused
99fe4d No.2050458
>>2050446
NO U
>>2050449
Ahh! Yeah I think it looks beautiful there for sure.
You don't have to do that, those things are expense!
>>2050454
Is this your first job? How old are you again?
19c9c3 No.2050459
>>2050458
>:) who doesn't want a collection of lukewarm fruit for their home!
I have 55 more days until I see yorg >:) i wanna see the ocean!!! it seems like every state is always prettier than the one you live in
99fe4d No.2050460
>>2050459
lmao well when you put it that way lol
mmhm that's the grass is greener thingy.
54631e No.2050461
d87668 No.2050463
>>2050452
..it's fine..
i'll prepare your bed
54631e No.2050464
>>2050462
At least not a wolf
771452 No.2050465
f326e0 No.2050467
>>2050457
What would be your goals?
>>2050458
Okay. Yes me. but u
106202 No.2050468
No rest between the con and work. But I made it.
99fe4d No.2050469
>>2050467
I'm only a little cute.
dfa831 No.2050470
>>2050463
I'll go brush my teeth then.
6b6685 No.2050472
good afternoon my friends :)
99fe4d No.2050473
>>2050471
iddy biddy tiddies lel
54631e No.2050476
>>2050472
Hello, my heterosehual friend
f326e0 No.2050477
99fe4d No.2050478
Loafie is the farthest thing from heterosexual here rn
99fe4d No.2050480
6cd805 No.2050481
>>2050478
There's nothing wrong with being gays...............
99fe4d No.2050482
>>2050481
............................................i know
39062a No.2050483
7f801b No.2050484
99fe4d No.2050485
f326e0 No.2050486
106202 No.2050487
Soto. I bought BDSM gear at the con.
39062a No.2050488
99fe4d No.2050489
it better be the good stuff
106202 No.2050490
>>2050488
It's part of an outfit I'm putting together.
6b6685 No.2050491
>>2050474
afternoon hu desu
>>2050476
hello my friend, a likeminded heterosexual
>>2050478
you are misinformed
>>2050479
please do not
99fe4d No.2050492
>>2050490
I dig the yellow. good jorb^^
106202 No.2050493
>>2050492
It goes with the rest of my set.
I'm going to start caming on a site soon and needed some kind of gear.
54631e No.2050494
>>2050491
> a likeminded heterosexual
But i'm gay
6b6685 No.2050496
>>2050494
oh my mistake
good afternoon nonetheless
f399d9 No.2050497
f326e0 No.2050498
>being a carnie
lol cabbage
99fe4d No.2050499
>>2050493
oooh. Good luck^^ I'd be too shy for that sort of thing.
>>2050497
HAI AMY
6b6685 No.2050500
>>2050497
you are misinformed
106202 No.2050501
>>2050499
I'm told I have the looks for it.
f399d9 No.2050503
>>2050499
Hey good lookin'. What's new with you?
>>2050500
Am I really, though?
>>2050501
Somebody said you look like a skank?
106202 No.2050505
>>2050503
I think I look cute.
e75a59 No.2050506
>>2050479
Have you seen his hairy ass yet ?
99fe4d No.2050508
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2050501
Nice.
>>2050503
nm nm blacked out last night so it was fun piecing everything back together.
Sup with you cutie?
>>2050505
>
f326e0 No.2050509
f399d9 No.2050512
>>2050508
Bought a calendar, been working on my game, mostly just keeping to myself.
e75a59 No.2050513
>>2050510
I've seen his ass
is covered in long and thick black hair
33a899 No.2050515
-is still stuck outside and makes toothy squeaks at the window, which probably can't be heard inside- :<
e75a59 No.2050516
>>2050514
Hes super subby
you can make him show you
99fe4d No.2050517
>>2050511
That guy reminded me of Edgar.
I suck at memes. I'm sorry.
>>2050512
Well that sounds nice at least.
6b6685 No.2050518
>>2050502
I see
you didn't come across as very gay
>>2050503
I'm afraid so
>>2050506
please stop talking about my ass I don't want to have to ask you again
106202 No.2050519
>>2050516
It's only fun if they run.
>>2050517
I'm just glad you didn't think it was me.
99fe4d No.2050520
>>2050519
I've seen you before I knew it wasn't.
e75a59 No.2050522
>>2050519
They act like they hate it and pretend they don't want to do it.
33a899 No.2050523
>>2050521
\^-^/ -comes in and makes you tea-
f399d9 No.2050524
>>2050517
It's actually not all that great. My mood has been really "ehhhhhh" the past few days.
>>2050523
99fe4d No.2050525
>>2050524
I'm sowwy ;~;
If you want to talk just lmk and I'll hop on Steam.
6b6685 No.2050526
I am not "super subby" please never say that phrase ever again
f399d9 No.2050527
>>2050525
It's fine. Being a single Pringle is just getting a little old hat. I'll forget all about it in time.
f326e0 No.2050529
Loafie is the ultimate bottom, from what Ban told me.
f399d9 No.2050530
Huh. Yeah, I'm pretty pleased with how this sprite turned out.
e75a59 No.2050531
I learned it all from Yan.
Loafie spreads his ass for other men.
6b6685 No.2050532
I was just following orders
106202 No.2050533
Amy. You should do a sprite of my fursona.
e75a59 No.2050534
>I was just following orders
>I am not "super subby" please never say that phrase ever again
6b6685 No.2050535
>>2050534
where's the contradiction here
f326e0 No.2050536
A time will come when all this comes spilling out. When the weight of thine own sin comes crashing down on you. When the temptations of the flesh set you a flame. These violent delights have violent ends. Loafie will break soon. The reckoning will be upon us.
99fe4d No.2050537
>>2050527
Single pringle is a bad feel
>>2050528
uhh I guess so?
e75a59 No.2050538
And it won't be by me
ew
disgusting
f399d9 No.2050539
>>2050537
It only really gets to be a bother when I start making friends with cute work colleagues.
6b6685 No.2050540
me breaking doesn't sound unreasonable tbh (to be honest)
f399d9 No.2050541
f399d9 No.2050543
>>2050542
Solutions include becoming a eunuch, getting a frontal lobotomy, and getting involved with someone.
All pretty plausible and with their own pros and cons.
99fe4d No.2050544
>>2050543
I like option 3~
f399d9 No.2050545
>>2050544
Oh~? Any particular reason?
f399d9 No.2050546
I kinda like this option tbh
99fe4d No.2050547
>>2050545
Cuddles and huggles and kinky buttstuff.
f399d9 No.2050548
>>2050547
Oh my. Yes, I'm sure you'd enjoy all that~
f399d9 No.2050549
I keep forgetting that spoilers don't uncheck automatically. Seems like an oversight in my opinion.
6cd805 No.2050550
>>2050483
...............
>>2050485
I'm me??
99fe4d No.2050551
>>2050548
y-you too~
>>2050550
>An hour late
Next time don't bother, chump.
6cd805 No.2050552
>>2050551
Sorry..............
f399d9 No.2050553
>>2050551
>that pic
HER EYES ARE FACING OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS AAAAAAAA
99fe4d No.2050556
>>2050553
Fix it for me. It's not like I drew it lol
f399d9 No.2050557
>>2050556
I can't fix it those eyes are staring right into my soul send help ;~;
2eef3e No.2050558
Ceras is PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6b6685 No.2050559
who is the most precious poster on /animus/ and why is it (You)
f326e0 No.2050560
2eef3e No.2050561
>>2050559
Because I'm the true savior of mankind
>>2050560
A cute boi who showed up one day
99fe4d No.2050562
0f60dd No.2050563
>>2050559
thanks sweetie
*mwah*
f399d9 No.2050564
99fe4d No.2050565
f326e0 No.2050566
I like cute boys, but who is the cutest?
f399d9 No.2050567
6b6685 No.2050568
2eef3e No.2050570
Would anyone like to sign up for a service where I point out when ur trying to cyber someone if they aren't getting the message
>>2050566
My whim at the moment says Ceras
0f60dd No.2050571
>>2050570
yes please
>>2050566
if i was a boy i'd be the cutest
i dunno who is the cutest :p
99fe4d No.2050573
I'm kinda trying to cyber Yams rn
f326e0 No.2050574
>>2050570
>That first point.
I do noi require that service. I already have an overwhelming self critical faculty and with my high levels of anxiety/paranoia I can often analyze said topic correctly.
But sometimes not.
HERE IS 20$ It is for Yuzzuchi!
f326e0 No.2050575
>>2050571
True, you are the cutest girl
But that is an established fact.
f399d9 No.2050576
>>2050569
That's the one, yeah.
>>2050570
I don't get it.
0f60dd No.2050577
08ba88 No.2050578
>>2050491
hi hi.
Enjoying your day?
0f60dd No.2050579
>>2050572
ceras i haven't met you yet
you have a cute name and ewio said youre cute so you are already off to a great start for me
f326e0 No.2050580
>>2050577
I am remissed in my duties, also.
Good morning dear.
How was your rest?
0f60dd No.2050582
>>2050580
terrible rest
more than half of the days i go to sleep for work i wake up multiple times in the middle of the night
i woke up 4 or 5 last night and i ended up getting out of bed about 2.5 hrs earlier than intended
ugggggggggggh
0f60dd No.2050583
>>2050581
that movie rules
f399d9 No.2050584
>>2050583
I've only heard bad things about it though.
2eef3e No.2050585
>>2050571
Okay, I thought you disliked the idea of lewd things but I guess I'll view things you say and do in a different light now : ^ )
>>2050572
How's your day going? ^^
>>2050573
You just are right now or you have been for the past weeks? :3
>>2050574
Bart has been the one making the most subtle (and sometimes not-so-subtle) cybering advances lately
That award goes to him
>>2050576
Exactly, that's why the service is needed
Your British language barrier may make it even more difficult for you to identify when someone is making cybering advances upon you
99fe4d No.2050586
>>2050585
The last couple weeks lol
0f60dd No.2050587
>>2050584
watch it yourself and get back to me
>>2050585
hey i never said what kind of cybering
cyber hand holding and kissing is my style
f326e0 No.2050588
>>2050582
Above and beyond bothersome. This something to do with the underlying conundrums?
Or do you know "know" why?
One hopes for a speedy resolution.
What is your schedule like for the upcoming week?
>>2050585
Well, that is true. Though I have wondered if this was merely "memeing" or if Bard was, indeed, looking to strike out in an erotic manner.
6cd805 No.2050589
>>2050579
Thanks....
I don't know many people here.......
>>2050585
I have read a lot and I have to go exercise now.
Maybe I will be back in 3 hours?
6b6685 No.2050590
>>2050578
yeah I suppose
>>2050587
hey liliana I went to that bistro you told me to
I went there but there were only like 10 chairs so I couldn't actually order anything and I had to leave
but it smelled nice in there
6b6685 No.2050591
and all of those 10 chairs were being used
I guess places that are newly opened will have a large amount of customers for the first few weeks
2e4e68 No.2050592
98df0b No.2050593
I need to buy oatmeal. But idk what kind I should get. Steel cut, rolled, or instant.
2eef3e No.2050594
>>2050586
You apparently deleted your chat program accounts, tho?
How would u follow through on this
>>2050587
Cybering means e-sex to most people
I guess u meant e-kissing
>>2050588
It's not like e-sex would be new for him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>2050589
It's likely I'll be sleeping by then, but idk ^^
Have fun ♥
>>2050593
What is "rolled"
Do u smonk it
f399d9 No.2050595
>>2050586
In my defense you've been super subtle about it.
0f60dd No.2050596
>>2050588
i assume it's because i'm stressed out over it
who knows
its got something to do with work i can tell you that much because it only happens on nights i work
schedule releases tonight at like 11pm
so i'll know when i get home hopefully
>>2050589
okay well i have about
2ish hours before i go to work
you got some time to get to know me
>>2050590
>>2050591
HEY the name's peegirl
get it right
and wow busy yeah ?
maybe you'll visit again if it smelled nice :p
this is only making me more curious as to how good it is
>>2050594
yeah come on ewio you know me
0f60dd No.2050597
why do i crush on almost every UK poster
what is so attractive about you guys please give me feedback
99fe4d No.2050598
>>2050594
i still have steam cause no man's sky
so
steam.
>>2050595
Have I?
99fe4d No.2050600
f326e0 No.2050601
>>2050593
Is instant the type you microwave? If so I often get that style. It is handy for the man on the go.
>>2050594
So I have heard rumour of. But then again, whomst amongst us can profess to a puritans unblemished purity?
0f60dd No.2050602
>>2050600
maybe ?
i dunno
most of the uk posters i started crushing on before hearing them/i havent heard them yet i dont think thats it
f399d9 No.2050603
>>2050585
The last few times I cybered it was with someone I was in an "online relationship" with. It's gained a super nerdy kind of significance for me.
98df0b No.2050604
>>2050598
what happened to ur discord boo
>>2050594
no u pothead
its when they're rolled by a machine to cook easier
you have your whole groats
then they can either be steel cut, rolled, or rolled and then shredded to make instant
as you go down the list they become easier to cook but leave you full for less time
99fe4d No.2050605
f399d9 No.2050606
98df0b No.2050607
>>2050601
im thinking rolled cuz u can also microwave that but it keeps you full a lot longer
6b6685 No.2050610
>>2050596
sorry you've changed your name a lot of times I forget which one it is
there are plenty of nice smelling places not far away so it might not even be that special desu
and the reason you like us UK posters so much is because we're the best and cutest ones there are :3
98df0b No.2050611
>>2050609
oh my
hu greeted me for once
I feel extremely special today <3
99fe4d No.2050612
>>2050604
I killed it along with my fb finally^^
f326e0 No.2050613
>>2050596
I do hope it is not such a taxing week. I am, as a certain band would say, a Pessimistic Optimist.
Hold out the hope for others.
I worry, a little. Due to that whole prior experience I had that I shared t'other day. Wouldn't be nice if someone was having the same experience.
You are a tough cookie though.
>UK poster Crush
Wh-what are you saying Lily-sama?! uwaaaaaah
f399d9 No.2050615
>>2050598
Okay it's actually because I don't know how spaghetti you're shooting for and fuck trying to feel that one out myself.
99fe4d No.2050616
>>2050614
They made me feel more lonely.
>>2050615
Whaddya mean "how spaghetti"?
f326e0 No.2050617
>>2050607
You just got to... ROLL... with it... Heh.
If I wasnt so tired I was going to fashion a Hall and Oates pun. But my brain is failing me.
Gomensai.
08ba88 No.2050618
>>2050611
I tend to be blind :<
98df0b No.2050619
>>2050618
/squishu
its oke
howu doing
>>2050617
daijoubu
milk and oats with a little cinnamon and honey
such a nice meal
mix in an egg and it gets even nicer
works with savory or sweet combos
98df0b No.2050620
>>2050616
Hmm. I could see that. Its good you kept steam at least. Do I have your number. I don't wanna lose contact with you.
0f60dd No.2050621
>>2050605
i'll figure it out eventually
>>2050606
no
come back
>>2050610
names are tuff and hard and also stink
is okay
but THEY ONLY HAVE 10 CHAIRS !!!
the exclusivity :o
you gotta make it out there again
if its busy again the 2nd time though then you could drop it (personally i'd keep showing up)
the best and the cutest
thats a possibility
i'll think it over and get back to you on that
>>2050613
it shouldnt be too bad
i have tuesday off and then thursday so thats cool
but my schedule for "next week" starts on friday so i dont know anything past thursday
tuffest cookie ever baby
what am i saying
you gotta figure it out
f399d9 No.2050622
>>2050614
Why didn't you use the far superior "pourquois"?
>>2050616
So we'll say there's a scale of 1-10. 1 spaghetti is normal or no conversation. 3 spaghetti is where we're at now. 6 would be writing personal erotica together in Steam (cybering). 8-10 would be varying degrees of public displays of affection and calling it a "thing"/relationship.
98df0b No.2050623
>>2050622
because then it would channel wish and its too early to interact w wish rn
f399d9 No.2050624
>>2050621
I don't blame you though; Loco is Hella cute.
98df0b No.2050625
>>2050624
I agree
he is quite adorable
0f60dd No.2050626
>>2050624
see
he's super cute
i haven't seen you yet but i assume the same
c u t i e z
f399d9 No.2050627
>>2050625
Loco confirmed for qtest girl.
08ba88 No.2050628
>>2050619
*hugs*
Am alright, same as usual.
Enjoyed time with your girlfriend this weekend?
99fe4d No.2050629
>>2050620
I only kept steam cause I've been playing nms like.. way too much.
idk if you have my number, but when I got my new phone I lost all the numbers on my end.
>>2050622
You said you wanted to keep it like a 3 last time, so here we are~
98df0b No.2050630
>>2050627
nah thats hu
>>2050628
nah shes outta the city for about a week
but we vidchat every night and she sends me lots of pics of the environment
>>2050629
aw shit lemme check
you should link your stuff to a google acc or icloud so it backs them up
f399d9 No.2050631
>>2050629
I just didn't want to be the one to figure out how high to go tbh.
2eef3e No.2050632
>>2050601
Embracing your natural instincts and urges is the true purity :3
>>2050596
>okay well i have about
>2ish hours before i go to work
>you got some time to get to know me
Ceras said he's leaving for three hours in the post you replied to lol
>>2050598
Oh ^^ I barely sign into Steam these days
Why did you delete your Discord
>>2050603
That's not too abnormal ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Maybe you should make an exception for Elma :3
>>2050604
I always just had instant oatmeal
Don't even know how to cook the other kinds
f399d9 No.2050633
>>2050626
Depends entirely on who you ask and when.
99fe4d No.2050634
>>2050630
Nah that's ok. just text me saying it's you or smthg.
>>2050631
bby I go all the way.
08ba88 No.2050635
>>2050630
h-hey!
oh.. I just assumed cause you weren't online all of it.
0f60dd No.2050636
>>2050632
i didnt even read that LOL
>>2050633
more like
depends on what u look like when i see u
doof
6b6685 No.2050637
>>2050621
I mean I didn't count them
I just walked past it and saw a small amount of chairs all of which were full I didn't want to walk in because I'd look a little dumb
but yeah next time I fancy going out for lunch I'll try again
f326e0 No.2050638
>>2050619
I had never considered those options. I have tried(varieties fron Quaker) the Bluberry/Golden Syrup/Apple and Plain versions. Golden syrup is based.
I like Golden syrup and a banana or a tangerine.
>>2050621
The toughest cookie you ever knew. We are the in cookie. The cookie is... Panic! at the cookie, My Cookie Romance, Red Cookie Apparatus... I could go on.
That kinda stinks I guess. Personally, I would be a little "urgh" about that set up. Like you need that bringing up.
In the work setup we have we tend to do 2 monthly rotas. Which is nice on the one hand, it is nice to know what your diary is going to look like for the foreseeable future. But also it is a little hamstringing when people want to make random social get-togethers.
>Tuesday free
That is good, rest and recoup. That is the game we play in the Capitalist Money Machine.
>You got to figure it out.
>////<
f399d9 No.2050639
>>2050632
Hmmm... mayhaps.
>>2050634
See it's hard for me to know how serious you're being. All maymays aside I'd be happy to go more spaghetti.
98df0b No.2050640
>>2050635
message me on discord anytime itll show up on my phone
>>2050634
okeh
whatever floats ur goat
>>2050632
the same way, you can cook all of them in a pot it just takes longer for them
microwave you can do for the rolled but not steelcuts
f399d9 No.2050641
>>2050636
I guess that's one other way to look at it...
f399d9 No.2050642
Well okay not all maymays aside...
08ba88 No.2050643
>>2050640
I don't know it.
Haven't gotten that feature to work either
99fe4d No.2050644
>>2050632
cause it made me feel lonelier.
>>2050639
Awesome! .///.
98df0b No.2050645
>>2050643
Grim#3192
what, discord mobile?
f399d9 No.2050646
>>2050644
Are you sure it won't be like Discord and FB, though? I'd hate to make bad feels creep in.
08ba88 No.2050647
>>2050645
Yeah. Enabled it, changed permissions to allow it too, yet nothing ever happens.
Perhaps it depends on something that Gapps ships with or some shit, oh well
0f60dd No.2050648
>>2050637
tbh question
what is loafie's living situation like if you dont mind my asking
like
youre 19
living with parents i assume ?
are a NEET or no
>>2050638
well i will know what my week is on tuesday night but yeah it is pretty short notice
sorry if my responses are sometimes shorter im tryna get some pubg games in before work :p
>>2050641
so now i just have to wait until you send me a pic of yourself :p
99fe4d No.2050649
>>2050646
no, that was cause people never really talked to me much and the groups are autistic af so I had to leave that biz.
Plus, I like you
98df0b No.2050650
>>2050647
lol poor hu
might be a push notification thing
thats ok u ever wanna text we could use some other messaging client
f399d9 No.2050651
>>2050649
>autistic af
Um...
99fe4d No.2050653
>>2050651
like beyond convo I mean. Yes, I realize how hypocritical that was as an adjective choice.
f399d9 No.2050654
>>2050648
Might be a while. I don't like taking pictures of myself.
98df0b No.2050655
f399d9 No.2050656
>>2050653
As long as you know how amusing your word choice was~~
0f60dd No.2050657
>>2050654
im pretty patient :p
i might hassle you for it eventually but i can wait a bit
08ba88 No.2050658
>>2050650
Maybe, but that's enabled as well. Has permission to wake the device too.
Nah, it's fine. No app ships with a physical keyboard, so I never really use the phone anyway
6b6685 No.2050659
99fe4d No.2050660
>>2050656
oh shush you~ <3
f326e0 No.2050662
>>2050648
It is okay. Well. It is okay on one condition. That you kill them all. Bring home the chicken dinner please. I am hungry!
Got to have some fun and fill some people with lead.
Think I should be getting on with some cropping in the background. I have been meaning to get back to OW and force myself back into a habit. But I don't know. I have a wall to get over there.
f399d9 No.2050663
>>2050660
Well now I definitely need to make a small fortune.
0f60dd No.2050664
>>2050659
do they hassle you about getting a job ?
or do they not care
again
if you dont mIND ME ASKING
the only real reason i was hassled to get a job was because of car payments
and ofcourse eventually i'd need one and also now i need one for fairy pills and fairy blood tests
>>2050662
you wanna play overwatch ?
that doesnt sound like scootsy but
if thats what you wanna do :p
GO FOR IT
99fe4d No.2050665
>>2050663
oh yeah? whatever for~?
f399d9 No.2050667
>>2050665
To build a small island that is exactly half way between you and I.
98df0b No.2050668
>>2050661
post the gay dudes touching tits lmao
>>2050658
rip
I need a new phone but I wanna root and I want it as close to vanilla as possible and I want it to have flagship specs
wat buy
f326e0 No.2050669
>>2050664
You make it sound like something only a sick degenerate would do. And you aren't wrong
I don't know.
Just been something rolling in my dome for a while now.
And That doesn't sound like scootsy?
0f60dd No.2050670
>>2050669
play it
PLAY IT
play ow
31d6a1 No.2050671
>>2050668
i don't remember that one. This one is close.
08ba88 No.2050672
>>2050668
Huawei cause cheap and just works I hear.
Can put Lineage OS on it too I guess.
But really, I know next to nothing about smartphones, except they're all shit
99fe4d No.2050673
>>2050667
You'd have to move to where I live currently.
f326e0 No.2050674
>>2050670
Time to shake off the rust, and and be the Pro-Rein again!
19c9c3 No.2050675
Hewwo friends I'm back!
How are you all?
6b6685 No.2050676
>>2050664
they do but I suppose I'm still young enough that my position isn't that abnormal of one
realistically I shouldn't go out to eat and stuff like that in case they decide to evict me one day
98df0b No.2050677
>>2050671
gay dudes have way better reactions than gay girls imo
98df0b No.2050678
>>2050672
>But really, I know next to nothing about smartphones, except they're all shit
o-oh...
08ba88 No.2050679
>>2050675
Shouldn't you be heading to bed soon~?
08ba88 No.2050681
>>2050678
Owned one a good 4 years now and I still can't type on one
f399d9 No.2050682
>>2050673
To be honest that is more feasible than a man-made island anyway.
19c9c3 No.2050683
>>2050679
haha no, it's noon dork.
98df0b No.2050684
>>2050675
ayyy
where u back from
2eef3e No.2050685
I hope you're grateful for my help, Elma ♥
98df0b No.2050686
>>2050681
the kb has to be just the right size
but yeah I prefer hw kbs too
I used to have a blackberry storm it was so nice
0f60dd No.2050687
>>2050674
rust-eze
>>2050676
yeah i was wondering
would they kick you out do you think
like after however long
f326e0 No.2050688
Could it be that Erio is the true puppet master?
98df0b No.2050689
wait it wasnt called the storm
19c9c3 No.2050690
>>2050682
That picture used to be my phone background!!
it's really cute!!
>>2050684
ate some cereal!!
f399d9 No.2050691
>>2050685
But all you did was... what even did you do?
31d6a1 No.2050692
>>2050677
yep. Especially certain types of gay dudes. I bet a lot of the gay girls will probably just have a fit before they even do it and there wouldn't be much to show - other than their reaction when asked to do it.
f399d9 No.2050693
>>2050690
You have good taste.
98df0b No.2050694
6b6685 No.2050695
>>2050687
I don't know and I'd rather not gamble on this front
either they kick me out or die I should have said, whichever comes first
f326e0 No.2050696
>>2050687
Eh, I am going to attempt and learn via keyboard and mouse.
Please, bring fresh flowers every September 4th to my grave.
This is where I lose the will to live.
08ba88 No.2050697
>>2050683
b-but you were here 12 hours ago too
>>2050685
Did You cyber or something?
>>2050686
It does, and this is too small. Problem is the phone is too big.
How can you get a big enough keyboard on a small phone?
I don't think this is possible on a "smart"phone.
98df0b No.2050698
99fe4d No.2050699
>>2050682
Yeah, probably haha. Maybe I should just move east instead of west :p
>>2050685
Did you help?
Thanks.
98df0b No.2050700
>>2050697
is there a full image set of this
zoomed out
<_<
I need it for research purposes
>>2050697
it has a hw kb?
not nmuch u can do w that
as for software, swiftkey lets u adjust the size
f399d9 No.2050701
>>2050699
Don't thank Erio dang it he's a charlatan!
2eef3e No.2050702
Oh please, who knows how many more weeks that display would have gone on if I hadn't made that shitpost about it
98df0b No.2050703
19c9c3 No.2050704
>>2050693
<3
>>2050697
I never sleep!!!
jk I probably slept at some point.
>>2050698
some like off brand unicorn cereal my mom bought.
tho I'd rather eat george's cereal if you know what I mean.
99fe4d No.2050705
0f60dd No.2050706
>>2050691
hey i saved this pic
we have met previously i think
or maybe not
idk
>>2050695
hmmm
those both sound like bad options
are you applying anywhere/plans to go to school/whatever
tbh i hate talking about this with people so like
if you dont want to just say so and i'll go back to e-kissing you
>>2050696
did you play with controller previously ?
98df0b No.2050707
hu I couldn wait
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/13318
this is a nice set
>>2050704
what would georges cereal be?
something drenched in milk
so
boogers covered in semen?
idk
19c9c3 No.2050709
>>2050707
nuggets of weed doused in semen probably.
f399d9 No.2050710
>>2050705
I'm sure I'd have figured out you were srs... eventually...
>>2050706
You ranked me an A- because you didn't know me too well. Also yesterday I made a mean joke about Loco and you said I was a smellyhead.
08ba88 No.2050711
>>2050700
There's no porn among them I don't think. Haven't seen any
>>2050700
It magically makes the keys bigger? Won't you have to force some of the keys down on another row then?
>>2050704
Ah, that explains it..
>>2050707
eeyup, no porn
f326e0 No.2050712
>>2050706
I did, and I don't know. I am having second thoughts about trying to learn Board. But everyone insists it is SOOOOO much better. Mayhaps my performance may be a degree better. But who knows.
If I can "play" something like PUBG with keyboard and no controller, why shouldn't I try with OW.
I don't know. I have a feeling I will be an hour in training/QP and then binning this for some PUBG.
0f60dd No.2050713
>>2050710
that sounds par for the course
i meant i saved this pic like
months ago
its on my phone
i gotta go eat brb
6b6685 No.2050714
>>2050706
I claim to be looking for work but I'm not really
I don't know what I'd do desu especially since I don't have any major talents
doesn't help that there are thousands of people waiting to become minimum wage slaves at the entry level if I decide it's not for me
98df0b No.2050715
>>2050711
it keeps the keys in a bounded rectangle but the key size itself is adjusted to a certain point as the rectangle increases or decreases in size
heres a shitty demonstration
https://youtu.be/TNRCvquegN0?t=48s
98df0b No.2050716
>>2050709
quite.
any plans for the day?
19c9c3 No.2050717
>>2050716
>:) none, maybe cap more girls if i can find any cute enough to catch my eye.
hbu?
f399d9 No.2050718
>>2050717
Isn't that girl from Drakengard 3?
e75a59 No.2050719
>>2050715
I always think that girl is Nutz now.
99fe4d No.2050720
>>2050710
I'm always serious when it comes to people I like ^~^
08ba88 No.2050722
>>2050715
>swyping works
I mean... Key sizes doesn't matter too much now
99fe4d No.2050725
f399d9 No.2050726
>>2050720
The trick was figuring out where on my totally legit spagooter scale you were at. And now I'm a little more sure. ♥
99fe4d No.2050727
0f60dd No.2050728
>>2050712
i think you can do it
kb/m is better objectively in an fps
you can do it bubber
i bewieve in u
>>2050714
i was claiming to look for work but not actually for a while too
and yeah your living area kinda makes it tuffer to just do a even a crappy entry level job
godspeed wittle woafie
f326e0 No.2050730
>>2050728
Thank you, I must do it for Lily now I have said it >w<
I just have a touch of the wall fright at the minute. I will plunge in at the deepend now. Quickplay and cry. Sounds like a fun time.
>What you got for eats?
I am going to do some research on amazon, now that ive been reminded
98df0b No.2050731
>>2050717
buy groceries and enjoy my 3 days off
6b6685 No.2050732
>>2050728
I'm trying my best desu
just to give me an idea what do you do
I've considered joining the armed forces at times but I'd really rather not
98df0b No.2050733
>>2050722
swyping is overrated and inaccurate
been there done that
>>2050719
what?
shes the official tourism mascot of japan now
7a5058 No.2050734
>>2050730
oh no
no I am not ready for 002 x Ichigo fanart
that is not good for me. I am unclean.
I have to go pray.
99fe4d No.2050735
>>2050729
Yeah.. I have quite a squish
6b6685 No.2050736
if I became like a potato slicer in the military or something
could I still technically say that I've "served in the military"
98df0b No.2050737
when a really fuckin inappropriate q pops up and youre doing all you can not to ask it rn
99fe4d No.2050738
f399d9 No.2050739
>>2050735
I haven't heard it called that for a while. I feel likewise.
>>2050737
see >>2050738
7a5058 No.2050742
>>2050736
Yeah basically all you have to do is not fail basic training by being a potato. Then if you get deployed and serve, you can work your way into a discharge, either honorable or dishonorable, but you still have to have served. Being a cook would be a lucky break but I think you are a potato.
0f60dd No.2050743
>>2050730
wall fright ?
huh
also yeah do it
i got five guys :p
yummy
burger and cajun fries
tasty
also research amazon for what ?
>>2050732
you can do whatever it is you do
i also considered military stuff bc like
idk you arent clocking in and out of a job and they pay for a lot of stuff ?
idk
but i opted against it
i work a crappy movie theatre job :p
99fe4d No.2050744
f399d9 No.2050745
>>2050740
Feeling just a little squishy.
98df0b No.2050746
>>2050744
not good to do in public
maybe I will ask in private
08ba88 No.2050747
>>2050733
>inaccurate
I misspell 3-letter words twice before I get them right. Swyping is much, much more accurate than that
98df0b No.2050748
>>2050747
I had the mispelling issue with swyping moderate to long length words lol
f399d9 No.2050750
98df0b No.2050751
99fe4d No.2050754
>>2050745
Only a little? I feel like a jello cup.
>>2050746
Who are you trying to ask tho?
7a5058 No.2050755
If you want to be a military cook,
consider your jobs as a cook in retail, assuming you have held those positions,
and now do it every day and feed hundreds of people to get their nutrition not tasting like the wet side of a skinned seal's ass flank
Military cook would have to work fast and efficient and be prepared to serve a shit load of people every shift three meals a day, day in day out,
nobody disses a military cook.
6b6685 No.2050756
>>2050743
I only thought I'd join because it'd look good on a cv
security work seems like it'd be comfy provided it means playing solitare for 8 hours and not actually doing anything
98df0b No.2050757
>>2050754
you
ok I think this is a q better asked irl and not thru net
08ba88 No.2050758
>>2050748
>just wrote an entire sentence without a typo in 5 seconds
>without swype, type HSR twice instead of har, taking a total of ten seconds
Superior in every way tbh, and highly accurate
>>2050751
no u
99fe4d No.2050759
>>2050757
text me. I can't handle the suspense.
6b6685 No.2050760
no not an actual cook
just a potato slicer
if I was capable of something like that I wouldn't be thinking to myself about what the best minimum wage job available to me is
98df0b No.2050761
>>2050759
ffffffff
welma I cant
its extremely inappropriate
>>2050758
I guess everyone has something for them my dear hu
f399d9 No.2050762
>>2050754
I've learned to keep squishiness in check... for the most part.
99fe4d No.2050763
>striving for minimum wage
7a5058 No.2050764
>>2050760
They don't have potato slicer jobs in the military, you've been watching too many cartoons.
Potato slicer would be a punishment.
f326e0 No.2050765
>>2050734
Do what you must
>>2050743
>fIVE GUYS
>BURGER
>CAJUN FRIES
Okay I am jelly now!
WANT
And the wall, was just the metaphor for me not playing the game becasue "its been too long i cant play i am bad" etc
Played.
I got the only card for our team.
A defence that consisted of a sombra, a tracer/genji and a mcree. Me as Rein and a Moira.
>smonsh for cajun tastesss
f399d9 No.2050766
>>2050757
>>2050761
Don't be a fag, Grim.
99fe4d No.2050768
>>2050761
Can you just ask it pls?
>>2050762
Yeah, I mean I'm trying but like you came back to threads.
7a5058 No.2050769
>>2050765
Wow, that is hard to look at because of my investments in the characters.
Just kidding, lesbians are ok.
0f60dd No.2050771
>>2050756
ah okay
dont you have to be kind of tuff looking at least a tiny bit to get security work
like look like you can atleast punch someone one time before going down
>>2050763
its great isnt it
>>2050765
see
is tasty
okay i get the wall now
only card ?
IM SO CONFUSED
smonsh
7a5058 No.2050772
see how the red/blue oni works in these?
>>2050769
>>2050765
f399d9 No.2050773
>>2050768
I don't think I'll be leaving any time soon, either~
7a5058 No.2050774
it's sexy because the blue oni takes control
08ba88 No.2050775
>>2050761
Typing on the phone generally pisses me off. It's annoying as hell to send someone a message while having to retype every single word.
6b6685 No.2050776
>>2050763
if you're so well off why don't you spare me some
>>2050764
I don't know what jobs they have
I know there's a base or something not far off should I just go down there and ask what jobs they have
>>2050767
me too senpai :)
>>2050771
I don't know can I sue for discrimination if they do that
6b6685 No.2050778
in retrospect I should have saved that for the new thread we're getting in a minute
f326e0 No.2050779
>>2050769
Heh, it is just an amusing ship idea I think. Weird. I need to finish off the latest ep, I got ahalfway through and then had to work.
>>2050771
-smonsh-
Uh, you know, at the end of a game where you give commendations... or vote on people's cards.
I got the only one for our team. I was the only boy who did their job right!
>blocking
>defending
>suicide charging the d.VA destryoing her mech.
>getting bullied by the Tracer.
19c9c3 No.2050781
>>2050776
hehe don't call me senpai, I'm 90% sure you're older than i am
99fe4d No.2050782
>>2050771
uhh no?
>>2050773
:3 Guess I should stick around too then.
>>2050776
Cause I work for my money and also I don't like you.
08ba88 No.2050783
98df0b No.2050784
>>2050775
thing with swiftkey is that it learns what you usually try to type and suggest the correction so you can tap it and be along your merry way
e75a59 No.2050831
>>2050733
I've played with Nutz a few times and now I have an association thing
Its like with avatars and posters