c88b46 No.2035616
new thread for cool people
f19885 No.2035623
YOU CUNT
>>2035619 (retoast)
I blame me co-workers. They were at it all day yesterday.
be3cf1 No.2035624
>>2035620
What manner of colored horse is that
5d4aa4 No.2035626
>>2035623
Lame work jokes are p rad tho tbh
f7c686 No.2035627
I'm not cool but I'm gonna post anyway
fc4fb3 No.2035628
>>2035617
I just don't really wanna start humping and dumping again
>>2035614
Vr has a lot of married women in it for some reason.
c88b46 No.2035629
f19885 No.2035630
>>2035624
Uh... a dead one?
>>2035625
Hey babe, what's new? ♥
>>2035626
Good point. It does make work a lot less shit.
230cb5 No.2035631
f19885 No.2035632
5d4aa4 No.2035633
>>2035628
Interesting demographic..
>>2035630
I miss my old work husbando. We had a lot of ongoing ones and made everyone have a fun night. rip
be3cf1 No.2035634
>>2035628
Same, I like being single too much to even want to be in a relationship for a short time
>>2035630
zombi horse?
ceacff No.2035635
>>2035630
I've booked holidays off work next week. I'm staying in Krakow, and visiting Auschwitz and Birkenau.
ceacff No.2035636
Also I bought a Martin guitar. Solid mahogany. It arrives tomorrow.
639d97 No.2035637
 | Rolled 3, 2, 1, 1 + 6 = 13 (4d3) |
Whats up guise
fc4fb3 No.2035638
>>2035634
your married to weed anyways
f19885 No.2035639
>>2035633
Dang, the only person I had an in-joke with recently has left. She was neat, too.
>>2035634
Or a ghost. Do ghosts bleed?
>>2035635
Getting in touch with your mum's inner Nazi?
5d4aa4 No.2035640
>>2035639
Was that the one you liked?
f19885 No.2035641
>>2035636
We had a rosewood guitar. It's probably still around somewhere. Apparently it's expensive stuff.
ceacff No.2035642
>>2035639
Yes. I will be going in my grandfather's SS officer uniform. It will be a moment of pride for me.
f19885 No.2035643
>>2035640
Probably. I've had a crush on quite a few colleagues.
5d4aa4 No.2035644
>>2035643
tsk tsk. shouldn't shit where you eat, Yams~
be3cf1 No.2035645
>>2035638
Weed doesn't bitch @ me
>>2035639
I guess they can bleed ghost blood
5d4aa4 No.2035646
You can hit weed as much as you want
f19885 No.2035647
>>2035644
Can't become a problem if it never even starts, right?
>>2035645
Maybe that's what ectoplasm is. I wish I still talked to E.R.I.S.
ceacff No.2035648
>>2035641
I know rosewood is used for fingerboards and SOME back + sides. Don't think rosewood tops are a thing though.
But you should find it. Send it to me.
fc4fb3 No.2035649
>>2035645
What state are you in ?
Its legal here
5d4aa4 No.2035650
>>2035647
lmao if you want to get it started you'll need more confidence than that. Still wouldn't suggest it tho^~^
f19885 No.2035651
>>2035648
I'm not sending you a guitar worth more than my computer. I don't love even you that much.
f19885 No.2035652
>>2035650
Confidence is for people with something to be confident about.
ceacff No.2035653
>>2035651
It's probably not worth anything anyway since you probably keep it in lousy condition and the wood's all distorted by now.
f19885 No.2035656
>>2035653
Yeah you're probably right. It's probably worth as much as my pug mug now.
>>2035654
When people stop joking about being my Valentine I'll stop joking about being forever alone.
be3cf1 No.2035657
>>2035646
This
>>2035647
Yeah I miss him
I remember way back before pony threads when he angery walltexted on /x/
>>2035649
Pennsylvania
I think it's more expensive if you buy it legally
f19885 No.2035658
>>2035657
E.R.I.S. never angry wall-texted. You're thinking of Aeris.
ceacff No.2035659
>>2035656
You have a mug shaped like a pug?
fc4fb3 No.2035660
>>2035657
I can buy a candy bar for 10 bucks that will last me a week or more
5d4aa4 No.2035661
>>2035656
Get a valentine!
1f0edb No.2035662
>>2035642
Both of my grandfathers fought in WWII, they were imperials
f19885 No.2035663
>>2035659
No it just has a pug on it. But now I wish it was that thing you just said.
>>2035661
If she hadn't been joshing I'd have went for it tbh fam. Bad idea or no pretty is pretty.
be3cf1 No.2035664
>>2035658
Oh you were talking about the troll
I forgot you used to avatarfaf on /x/
>>2035660
Idk what this implies
Your tolerance is so low that it could keep you constantly high for a week?
I have heard edibles can have a stronger high but I haven't really tried them
ceacff No.2035665
>>2035662
Oh cool. I bet they were cute together.
5d4aa4 No.2035666
>>2035663
Shoulda chased her down in the airport like in the movies ;3
1f0edb No.2035667
>>2035665
They didn't meet until after WWII, one of them almost died, ended up living because the war ended.
fc4fb3 No.2035669
>>2035664
I try my best not to build up a tolerance
Having a high tolerance must suck
f19885 No.2035670
>>2035664
We even had a pretend thing going. Ah, good times.
>>2035666
Aw, dang. That woulda been just enough faggy romantic shit that it might have worked.
be3cf1 No.2035671
>>2035669
I don't seem to gain tolerance easily
Staying high all week off of one candy bar seems extreme tho
I didn't even know u did weed drug so maybe it's just because you only get high like once every several months or something
Still tho
>>2035670
RIP :(
Do you still shitpost in /x/? I haven't been there much in a couple of years
5d4aa4 No.2035672
>>2035670
yeah idk what to say lol
a4cc28 No.2035673
>>2035548
Don't be like that, I bet your face is beautiful.
>>2035552
Yeaaaahhh I'mma'nah go ahead and buy a few now if you don't mind...
>>2035553
HAIL LORD SATAN AND ALL HIS GLORY
be3cf1 No.2035674
>>2035673
Oh there you are
Very slow reply
You're actually going to?
fc4fb3 No.2035676
>>2035671
On brick from the bar will get me really high for like 5 hours
its a pretty big bar
8b30ae No.2035678
How many Mumps exposure is equal to a cheerleader??
f19885 No.2035679
>>2035671
Nah. I post there less frequently than I post here.
>>2035672
Uhhh... shit, I ruined the mood. I'm the worst.
be3cf1 No.2035680
>>2035676
What happens if you eat ALL the weed bricks at once?
fc4fb3 No.2035681
>>2035680
I would probably get paranoid
a4cc28 No.2035682
>>2035674
I don't know...
I want some cake
5d4aa4 No.2035683
long earth is loooong
>>2035679
oh well ^^
230cb5 No.2035684
>>2035673
I appreciate the comment, but unfortunately reality will have to disagree
I'd be very happy to have a beautiful face too but I guess we don't all win the genetic lottery
a4cc28 No.2035685
>>2035684
baaka it can't be as bad as you think <3
fc4fb3 No.2035686
Thicc earth is honestly better
5d4aa4 No.2035687
f19885 No.2035688
>>2035683
I blame all the Taylor Swift I've been listening to lately.
22d247 No.2035689
First things first, I'm the coolest.
8b30ae No.2035691
22d247 No.2035694
>>2035692
Oh shit, whaddup? How do you like yo steak? I like mine glazed in 3 pots of honey.
>
Ironically, your namesake.
5d4aa4 No.2035695
>>2035688
swizzlesticks, huh..
I'm listening to white zombie radio.
>>2035690
Noooo.
I'm sleepy :(
230cb5 No.2035696
>>2035685
I don't know the omnipresent bullying over it throughout my entire childhood probably suggested something
be3cf1 No.2035697
>>2035679
I think the days of me thinking 4chan is good enough to spend time on are over
>>2035681
I kind of want to move somewhere but idk how much I'd let desire for good weed things be a factor in where I choose to move
>>2035682
I'd feed u cake
>>2035683
earth girth
f19885 No.2035698
>>2035695
Never heard of it. Is it, like, hipsters pretending they know voodoo and making music about it?
>>2035697
I still shit post on /vg/ most days.
8b30ae No.2035699
>>2035695
Nominally more acceptable.
>>2035696
So are we talking like Rocky Dennis fucked up or just Steve Buscemi disturbing to look at for more than a few minutes?
323d31 No.2035700
>>2035694
Gimme a New York strip, medium rare! ^o^
230cb5 No.2035701
>>2035699
neither of those mean a great deal to me
I'd give myself a 4/10 personally, I'm not deformed, but I'm not exactly attractive either
5d4aa4 No.2035702
>>2035698
It's early 90s like grunge metal. Rob Zombie's first band when he was cool.
>>2035699
I can't help it okay?
8b30ae No.2035703
Should have seen this coming
PROOF
fc4fb3 No.2035704
>>2035697
the food here sucks and the cost of living is higher
probably not worth moving here
ceacff No.2035705
i'm deformed but i'm least i'm not loafie
5d4aa4 No.2035706
22d247 No.2035707
>>2035700
I mean, what is a new york strip?
8b30ae No.2035708
>>2035702
>tfw no always horny cougar trap gf
Why did I ever marry?
>>2035705
Hi, cutie.
be3cf1 No.2035709
>>2035704
Weed is legal in Oregon; I could move there and die mysteriously in a hunting trip w/ Bebop
fc4fb3 No.2035710
You could braid Loafies ass hair.
f19885 No.2035711
>>2035702
Rob Zombie's still kinda cool isn't he? His Halloween remake and sequel were fun.
be3cf1 No.2035712
I'm curious as to what will happen once someone finally gives Loafie e-dick
fc4fb3 No.2035713
>>2035709
Just shoot him first.
f19885 No.2035715
22d247 No.2035716
230cb5 No.2035717
you bullies stop bullying me
8b30ae No.2035718
22d247 No.2035719
Did someone say Loafie has an ass face?
fc4fb3 No.2035720
Squash is the only one brave enough to go into that jungle.
a4cc28 No.2035721
>>2035689
My screen caps are better than your screen caps
cfb9f3 No.2035722
>>2035719
Yeah, so stick your dick in it.
5d4aa4 No.2035723
>>2035708
>cougar trap gf
lmao That's a new one. How old is Drunky?
Also, good q~
>>2035711
Never seen those ones. I liked a couple of his other super edgy movies tbh tho. And the cartoon one!
I still prefer his work in White Zombie, and a few of his later solo singles.
8b30ae No.2035724
I want to [spoiler]gently caress[/spoilers] Loafies face.
>>2035723
Mid 20's.
323d31 No.2035725
>>2035707
If I remember correctly, it's like a tender muscle? It's become my go-to when I'm at a steak place and actually feel like getting steak. I usually prefer white meat or chicken, but lately I've been getting more into steak. Dunno why. Maybe I'm preggo.
8b30ae No.2035726
5d4aa4 No.2035727
>>2035724
So I'm not even a cougar you douche x_x
a4cc28 No.2035728
>>2035696
Do you think about getting plastic surgery?
>>2035697
I'm allergic to gluten...
8b30ae No.2035729
>>2035727
You're 27.
I'm 25.
Technically a cougar.
22d247 No.2035730
>>2035721
My screen caps aren't even caps I have made.
Also, I thought you were too fragile to concentrate on too many conversations?
>>2035725
preggo with a demon child born of pre-marital homogenous hifidelity I mean it isn't beyond the realms of truth.
>white meat
WHITE IS RIGHT.
22d247 No.2035731
YOU FUCKING GOD DAMNED LITTLE SHIT
f19885 No.2035732
Sabrunzel confirmed for raped by a Kadabra.
>>2035723
The remake was a mostly faithful reimagining in a less wacky version of his style. The sequel is the standard Rob Zombie weirdness that also happens to be a sequel to Halloween.
be3cf1 No.2035733
>>2035698
That's cos ur a nerd
>>2035713
I probably would unironically make sure not to turn my back to him, just in case ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>2035715
He said he's an e-virgin
>>2035728
Gluten free cake
a4cc28 No.2035734
>>2035730
Conversations concentrate on me ^^
>>2035733
WHERE?
5d4aa4 No.2035735
>>2035729
2 year's ain't shit, m9
>>2035732
ooh I may have to check those out then. I didn't even watch any scary movies for Halloween last year lol
fc4fb3 No.2035736
>>2035733
You could always just not go hunting with Bebop.
323d31 No.2035737
>>2035730
It's Factor Fission: Beyond Thunderdome.
ceacff No.2035738
Sabs's gf got her pregnant
323d31 No.2035739
5d4aa4 No.2035740
what did he do with the spoons tho~
f19885 No.2035741
>>2035735
Utterly abhorrent.
5d4aa4 No.2035742
>>2035741
Scary movies are.. difficult.
22d247 No.2035743
>>2035734
Concentrated Clorox.
>>2035737
>Beyond
>Thunderdome
Implying there was anything of real worth beyond THUNDERDOME.
SMH
Shaking My Haiti.
be3cf1 No.2035744
>>2035734
There are recipes on Google
>>2035736
He's my archenemy ever since he tried to doom /animus/ so now I must defeat him in a contest of who can shoot the most animals
f19885 No.2035745
>>2035742
It's a shame we're not married because I want a divorce.
323d31 No.2035746
>>2035743
I always thought that movie was cute. It's the Temple of Doom of Mad Max movies. ^o^
22d247 No.2035747
It is a shame you aren't married to Elma, becasue I could be the divorce lawyer and make bank at the expense of your feelings.
22d247 No.2035748
>>2035746
But do you ever feel like you are riding triumphant on the Fury Road?
f19885 No.2035749
>>2035747
You know for some reason I am having trouble believing you can legally act as a lawyer.
5d4aa4 No.2035751
>>2035745
Can't we work this out, bb?
323d31 No.2035752
It is a shame you aren't married to Elma, because that would be cute.
>>2035748
Only when I take the toll road and do 80mph in my little four-banger. It shakes and rattles and I feel like I could die in a firey explosion at any moment.
8b30ae No.2035753
Want to make joke about suing Scoots for practicing without BAR certification
Don't know what Scoots does for a living
Is probably not a lawyer
f19885 No.2035754
>>2035751
Depends. Could you watch a scurry movie if I was in the room?
fc4fb3 No.2035755
>>2035744
Hes gonna shoot people at a school instead of actual animals.
5d4aa4 No.2035756
>>2035754
Well, yeah. I'd have you to hide behind. Or a pillow. I usually use a pillow lol
f19885 No.2035757
>>2035752
Elma is one of 3 people here I have loved and could love again.
5d4aa4 No.2035758
22d247 No.2035759
>>2035749
Heh they'll have to catch me, i'll be half way to Panama before anyone realizes.
>>2035752
In one fl;ashing instance you are riding to Valhalla and see Immortan Joe and think... "Well, this is better than summer".
>>2035753
I am the CEO of Godel Systems.
cc7ce6 No.2035760
I was sitting in the old thread for almost an hour before I realized there was a new thread
f19885 No.2035761
>>2035756
I usually make do by combining fear with one of the following:
1. an intense feeling of awe
2. a raging stiffy
ceacff No.2035762
>>2035757
elma
sabs
yourself
be3cf1 No.2035763
>>2035755
Technically humans are a kind of animal so I'd have to count it unless we established different rules beforehand
323d31 No.2035764
>>2035757
Well, she IS adorable.
>>2035759
Witness me!
*click*
Next think you know, I'm being wheeled into the municipal court to explain myself.
22d247 No.2035767
>Amy never loved you
>Never
>Not even when you were posting Elma Fudd
Betrayal.
>>2035764
I am sure you can just say it was Jim Crow 1887 Steam Boat in the Mississippi incident precedent.
f19885 No.2035768
>>2035762
Okay, 4 people. And I still have strong feelings for 2 of them.
be3cf1 No.2035770
>>2035760
Now you know Bart's suffering
fc4fb3 No.2035771
>>2035763
No one wants to be the guy who shot a monkey though.
>>2035769
ha ha
22d247 No.2035772
cc7ce6 No.2035773
>>2035770
lololol the look on the cat's fucking face
5d4aa4 No.2035774
"angery" is my favorite part of that image
f19885 No.2035775
>>2035759
You know that'd be a good way to have the satisfaction of a divorce without the permanence of, you know, a divorce.
>>2035766
I can't help it okay??? ;~;
>>2035764
Very. I would be down for cuddles with Elmsly. And I don't even like cuddles.
5d4aa4 No.2035776
>>2035775
No, it's not that. I just didn't want to say something lewd lol
22d247 No.2035777
>>2035775
Catch Scoot If You Can Could be the spark needed to set you and Elma's house ablaze once more.
That and be a funnel into my Cocaine and Ferret baiting addiction.
f19885 No.2035778
>>2035776
Would you believe me if I said it's because if the lewd scenes?
Yeah, me neither.
>>2035777
>Cocaine and Ferret baiting addiction
Ooh, there's a book deal in there somewhere.
230cb5 No.2035779
>>2035724
thanks I appreciate it
>>2035728
no I haven't thought about it and I don't think I'd like to have it
f19885 No.2035780
OHHH THAT'S A HAND SHE'S HOLDING
I legit thought it was a lumpy tambourine.
22d247 No.2035781
>>2035778
That is the plan, when I am eventually tracked down by Archer and the ISIS team, slung in jail. I will have a copy ready for Penguin. Nice earner while I am in GITMO
f19885 No.2035782
>>2035781
I'd buy a copy fer sure, DooPaLooP.
22d247 No.2035784
>>2035782
In the hopes of finding the buried treasure?! NEVER!!!!
f19885 No.2035785
ceacff No.2035786
>>2035768
Sabs and Sabs's Penis, right?
f19885 No.2035788
>>2035784
Dang it. Foiled again. I'll get you one of these days.
>>2035786
...is that what you're going by these days?
>>2035787
Always.
230cb5 No.2035789
>>2035783
good morning desu
be3cf1 No.2035790
>>2035771
I think it would be pretty badass to take on a horde of ferocious monkeys
>>2035772
I don't speak British so I don't know what this means, but I agree
>>2035773
Kind of reminds me of Moogs' avatar, come to think of it
>>2035783
Hi cutie how u
22d247 No.2035792
>>2035788
One day, I will slip up and reveal a clue. bUT UNTIL THEN. tHE GUMMY DAVID will remain lost
02040d No.2035793
>>2035790
sleepy I jus woke up
I dont have work today so I get to sleep in
gonna roll with my brother here soon once my joints get a little less sore
what about you
f19885 No.2035794
>>2035792
...is that a real screenshot? There's no way, right?
ceacff No.2035795
>>2035788
Nah. Sabs's penis is a lot prettier than I am.
be3cf1 No.2035796
>>2035793
Pretty high
I'm diurnal right now so I woke up at like 7am :(
02040d No.2035797
>>2035794
>>2035794
actually this is canon
5d4aa4 No.2035798
pretty high for a white guy
230cb5 No.2035799
>>2035791
ohayou bard
gonna get some snacku tomorrow I am PUMPED
02040d No.2035800
>>2035796
My schedule wwas ruined the past few days
I've been going to sleep at 5 a.m and getting up at 1 but I got to stay up late and went to bed at 9 last night des
what time do you wake up at
22d247 No.2035801
02040d No.2035802
>>2035799
What kind ofsnacks can you buy in bongland?
f19885 No.2035803
>>2035795
Aw man, I never got to see. Literally heartbroken right now.
>>2035797
>>2035801
This is several kinds of surprising.
323d31 No.2035804
>>2035767
That was a lot of words, Scoot.
>>2035775
Cuuute.
230cb5 No.2035805
>>2035802
I usually just buy crackers and crisps desu with the occasional chocolate/sweet baked item
and no you don't need a license for any of those
ceacff No.2035807
>>2035803
I looks like Timothee Chalamet squeezed into a sausage.
22d247 No.2035808
>>2035804
This is why I am the Lawyer.
02040d No.2035809
bloimey oi forgot me crisps loiscensce...............
f19885 No.2035810
>>2035804
A boy can dream, right~?
>>2035806
I can't believe she's a weeb. That just... wat.
>>2035807
This is the single funniest thing you've ever said.
5d4aa4 No.2035811
5d4aa4 No.2035812
i want amy to vocaroo that
8b30ae No.2035813
Ausfags and Candians have the best snacks.
be3cf1 No.2035814
Actually, Mom...
My race is
ANIME
Got it?
>>2035800
I've been waking up at around 7am the past few days, lol
I miss being nocturnal
At least more things are open during the day for munchies tho
5d4aa4 No.2035815
>>2035813
Vegemite is trash
323d31 No.2035816
>>2035808
That's why you're the judge and I'm the...law...talkin' guy...
>>2035810
>ivy calls harley peanut
That's cute too.
f19885 No.2035817
>>2035816
Is it weird that I'm genuinely happy for Harley when I see her and Ivy shipped?
f19885 No.2035819
>>2035812
I don't remember where I left my mic. :///
9e3da1 No.2035820
>>2035590
your slam
is not
GRAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
230cb5 No.2035821
>tfw you get sent to the looney bin because you didn't pay for your bags
ABSOLUTELY BANGING MENTAL THIS LAD
ceacff No.2035822
the irony is japs would hate Kim Kardashian because she's black.
22d247 No.2035823
22d247 No.2035824
>>2035816
DA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
be3cf1 No.2035826
>>2035820
How are u going to be a lawyer if u couldn't even defend ur Slam™
>>2035825
Byebye
5d4aa4 No.2035830
>>2035819
I member your "amy smells like biscuits" one. Ahh, memories^^
>>2035823
rip vocaroo wizard
5d4aa4 No.2035831
22d247 No.2035832
>>2035828
what is good?
>>2035830
gomen
f19885 No.2035833
>>2035828
Oh. Well good, because I am. ♥
>>2035830
Back when blood tributes were the in thing. ;^)
323d31 No.2035834
>>2035831
Sometimes all ya need is two!
>>2035832
I'm gonna have baked salmon for dinner. :3
>>2035833
>i yam
be3cf1 No.2035835
Lol when the blood tribute thing became mainstream
Epic
ceacff No.2035836
>>2035831
I read the address as breitbart.com/recipe-two-exactly-chocolate-cupcakes/ and was pretty confused
f19885 No.2035837
>>2035836
Thank fuck. Was worried it was just me.
5d4aa4 No.2035838
>>2035833
I still miss that folder.
>>2035834
Cute recipes are cute^^
>>2035836
I don't get the reference
f19885 No.2035839
>>2035834
I yam what I yam.
f19885 No.2035840
>>2035838
Blood fetishism is my thing Elma get your own.
323d31 No.2035841
>>2035836
They'd be vanilla cupcakes.
>>2035838
Everyone's so cute today. I love it!
>>2035839
Eats me spinach!
22d247 No.2035842
be3cf1 No.2035843
Amy do u like Menhera-chan
ceacff No.2035844
>>2035838
Breitbart is the news site for stories like these.
f19885 No.2035845
>>2035841
I yam what I yam wit' me valium spinach
But my buzz only lasts about 2 minutes
...nah I don't remember the rest of the words.
>>2035843
I do now I can tell ya that much.
eef0fd No.2035846
>>2035825
D: -tries to follow you-
83475b No.2035847
be3cf1 No.2035848
>>2035844
Have u tried melting down less ???
>>2035845
She has a lot of good art and stuff
It's a whole trend in Japan
be3cf1 No.2035849
5d4aa4 No.2035850
>>2035840
I mean I got to try it last year and it was okay but better on paper. I think she was too scared to do it right but idk.
>>2035841
You're contagious!!
>>2035844
huh. never heard of it.
83475b No.2035851
be3cf1 No.2035852
ceacff No.2035853
>>2035848
i am too much of a liberal soyboy cuck to not cry at every chance i get
02040d No.2035854
>>2035847
*rubs your head* feel better ;~ ;
02040d No.2035855
>>2035852
be nice to him........
f19885 No.2035856
>>2035848
This is my new favourite thing. Thanks for the tip.
>>2035850
I take it you were the one being operated on?
83475b No.2035857
>>2035852
...........
>>2035854
Thanks Bard....
02040d No.2035858
>>2035857
hehe don't be shy
we have some other nice danes here too
be3cf1 No.2035860
>>2035853
Poor subby boi
>>2035855
I'm just asking who he is lol
Do you know him?
>>2035856
I figured you'd like it ^^
Hopefully the manga will one day get an anime adaptation
>>2035857
-huggu- :3
22d247 No.2035861
I have work tomorrow. A nice Fir 10am til Saturday 4pm shift.
Later nerds.
02040d No.2035862
>>2035860
uhh hduhh
all the Cool kids love Ceras
323d31 No.2035864
>>2035842
Mine! ^o^
>>2035845
I'm Yammy the sailor man!
I post on Infinity Chan!
I act like a baddie
But I'd cuddle Maddie
I'm Yammy the sailor man!
*toot toot*
>>2035850
*squissssssssssh*
f19885 No.2035865
>>2035859
Yeah... I dunno if I could properly hurt someone I'm quite fond of. Phooey.
>>2035860
That would be kind of hilarious to be honest.
>>2035864
That was amazing. I gotta save that somewhere.
5d4aa4 No.2035866
>>2035864
*squish*
>>2035865
Being burned was more exciting and less messy anyway ;3
f19885 No.2035867
Okay which one of you retards is shitposting in Aggy Diggy?
f19885 No.2035868
>>2035866
But the mess and violence of blood-play is what makes it so appealing...
02040d No.2035869
>>2035868
I mean this as a serious question
if one was engaged in blood play
Would they use blood to paint their face or is that something that's not norml
8b30ae No.2035870
I have input on this is Bard is willing to acknowledge my presence
5d4aa4 No.2035871
>>2035868
Mmnf.. oh you~
>>2035869
Maybe. idk.
8b30ae No.2035872
02040d No.2035873
prolly not if you're not gonna link me
ceacff No.2035874
If you do paint your face
Would it be okay to do that with period blood
f19885 No.2035876
>>2035869
That is entirely a possibility but it'd depend on what the parties involved were into.
>>2035871
Look what you've done; I'm all fidgety now.
323d31 No.2035877
Is it still blood play if you use strawberry syrup and lick it off each other?
f19885 No.2035878
f19885 No.2035879
5d4aa4 No.2035880
>>2035876
I know the feeling :p
>>2035877
That would just be food play^^
f19885 No.2035881
>>2035874
I'm fairly sure that's a different (but possibly related?) fetish.
5d4aa4 No.2035882
Fetish 101 up in here. This is fun
323d31 No.2035883
I AM a wuss. It's why I wax instead of shave and don't have tats or piercings. A light breeze maks
83475b No.2035884
Don't want to go to doctor tomorrow.....
My head hurts...........
323d31 No.2035885
8b30ae No.2035886
>>2035873
Neat.
No not usually. In my experience blood play is more about the intensity in the act of laceration. The blood serves as a physical reminder to the brain that your body (or theirs, depends on the night.) Is being harmed. It's not like you're splashing around in it.
02040d No.2035887
>>2035884
stop putting it off you'll feel better once you get it fixed : )
8b30ae No.2035888
>>2035884
If you have an appointment you should rest as much as you can beforehand. Doctors visits are strenuous :(
f19885 No.2035889
>>2035880
I hope you have a suggestion as to how I can regain composure.
f19885 No.2035890
>>2035885
>>2035883
Yeah funnily enough I don't really have that issue.
02040d No.2035891
>>2035886
I've never been into violent sexual play or blood play So I cant really get it
The other day I was messing with a cut and it got to bleeding and I watched it for a while as it beadded up into a small pool and watched it run down in lines and I kinda got to thinking that maybe it was because it was like paint
5d4aa4 No.2035892
f19885 No.2035895
I just realised I've been listening to the same song over over again for about 45 minutes now. Holy shit my ADD is cured!
8b30ae No.2035897
>>2035891
Painting with blood has been around forEVER. "Warpaint" was conceived as a conceot from the intimidation a primal warrior would instill when they returned from battle covered in their enemies blood.
I'm sure someone has that particular fetish, but my rather lengthy take on it can be summarized to feelings of intensity, mortality, trust, pleasure and sometimes, fear.
5d4aa4 No.2035898
omg that image got rekt
>>2035897
It's big time trust thing for me at least.
then that stinging pain is mmnf
02040d No.2035899
>>2035895
what song is it de geso
02040d No.2035901
>>2035898
so if it's more the pain are you into wax or burnpplay?
5d4aa4 No.2035902
>>2035901
all of the above.
f19885 No.2035903
>>2035898
>>2035896
Careful, dollface. We might go full retard~ ♥
>>2035899
"Where the Ancient Laurel Grows" by Sopor Æternus.
af64e2 No.2035904
>>2035901
I'm into bardplay
5d4aa4 No.2035905
>>2035903
You're the best one to go retard with tho.
f19885 No.2035906
>that stinging pain is mmnf
Indeed. I wonder if I've still got my tools...
02040d No.2035907
>>2035904
i'm gonna run a plane on that forehead
f19885 No.2035909
>>2035905
Only because you make it so easy to get lost in the fantasy.
5d4aa4 No.2035911
>>2035909
What's that mean, bb?
83475b No.2035913
>>2035908
Sleep nice......
be3cf1 No.2035914
Who are these Europeans
r we being raided
be3cf1 No.2035915
UK isn't part of Europe anymore so I'm not talking about the UK posters
f19885 No.2035916
>>2035911
You are very sexy and I find that incredibly immersive. Easy to go full retard if it just feels "right".
83475b No.2035917
>>2035914
I never did that.......
Stop lying.........
f19885 No.2035918
>>2035915
>>2035914
*raids u anyway tbh*
02040d No.2035919
>>2035908
you are improving my life
5d4aa4 No.2035920
>>2035916
Hmm. I see^^ I mean it still feels right it was just the distance thing ;3
be3cf1 No.2035921
>>2035917
I'm kidding :3 -hugs tightly-
You're cute
>>2035918
>//<
3382dc No.2035922
>>2035919
borb you should furrow thy brows as well
be3cf1 No.2035923
>>2035922
Hello sir from what dinminsional plane do u hale from
f19885 No.2035925
>>2035920
Genuinely if not for the terrible precedent set by other posters and especially by myself I'd be suggesting full retard on the reg.
f19885 No.2035927
>>2035924
>m'animus
>m'an
>posts a lady
What did he mean by this?
be3cf1 No.2035928
>>2035924
Who is this
10x?
-turns on my Penis Shield 9000™-
f19885 No.2035929
>>2035921
That came out pffffft haha gayer than I'd intended.
5d4aa4 No.2035930
>>2035925
Which precedent might that be?
83475b No.2035931
>>2035927
(don't understand)
8b30ae No.2035932
3382dc No.2035934
>>2035923
the browzone and you're going to be assimilated
83475b No.2035936
>>2035933
Maybe make pancakes?
f19885 No.2035937
>>2035930
I'm can be bad for your health.
8a5313 No.2035938
>>2035926
scrub
>>2035927
the meaning is secret
>>2035928
hi erio
be3cf1 No.2035939
>>2035929
It's only gay if we're both identifying as the same gender
>>2035934
-pers ur eyebrow-
>>2035938
Oh it is
How're you? ^^
5d4aa4 No.2035940
>>2035932
That's cause e-sex is stupid.
>>2035937
Health is overrated bb, we know this.
cd34b6 No.2035941
>>2035932
Then get me in your real bed
5d4aa4 No.2035942
8b30ae No.2035943
>>2035940
>Anyone Wanna Cyber
-Maddie c.Yesterday
f19885 No.2035944
>>2035940
Mental illness is no laughing matter. Heh. Get it?
8b30ae No.2035945
f19885 No.2035946
>>2035943
AND I MISSED IT??
5d4aa4 No.2035947
>>2035943
OH SNAP
ok ok, but youknow for like entertainment purposes
#IWASONLYPRETENDINGTOBERETARDED
>>2035944
I don't get it.
be3cf1 No.2035948
fc4fb3 No.2035949
Esex is pretty boring but you do it anyways
8b30ae No.2035950
I ain't a nerd but a nuts a nut
f19885 No.2035951
>>2035947
Shut up and kiss me.
f19885 No.2035952
Y'know I don't think I've got a single reply from that Cynic guy. I bet I killed his wife or something.
fc4fb3 No.2035953
Anyone wanna suck my E-penis ?
Its huge
8a5313 No.2035954
>>2035939
I’m good how have u been?
>>2035947
hi maddiiieee
>>2035949
most ppl grow out of it I think
cd34b6 No.2035955
>>2035945
Aww, got me all feeling special.
5d4aa4 No.2035956
>>2035950
you are a nerd, nerd.
>>2035951
*blushes and kisses you gently*
8b30ae No.2035957
>>2035952
You don't remember me, huh Amy?
It's cool. You and I never really talked anyway.
I always thought you were ~uguu~
f487b6 No.2035958
I am Akemi Homura. Ask me anything.
5d4aa4 No.2035959
>>2035954
Hello Versace Lightsabers.
be3cf1 No.2035960
>>2035953
Loafie
>>2035954
Pretty high
I got a dank ass Tamagotchi
>>2035958
ok but who were u B E F O R E
5d4aa4 No.2035961
fc4fb3 No.2035963
>>2035954
I think the 30 plus people grew into it
>>2035960
no
>>2035962
do it then faggot
8b30ae No.2035964
>>2035955
Give me twenty minutes and I can have you feeling ecstatic
>>2035956
MOM, MADDIES CALLING ME NAMES!
be3cf1 No.2035965
I'm just meme-ing, I think someone linked this board somewhere
>>2035963
My opinion is "maybe eventually if the whim strikes me"
f19885 No.2035967
>>2035956
Does this mean we're married now?
>>2035957
I don't remember anybody by that name, no...
>>2035963
But that's gay.
5d4aa4 No.2035968
8a5313 No.2035969
>>2035959
how’s your day been?
>>2035960
tamagotchi were fun I had one for digimon too
>>2035963
that’s so much worse
5d4aa4 No.2035970
>>2035967
Does it?
You can get all the money cause I'll cook you good food everyday. Deal? Deal.
5d4aa4 No.2035971
>>2035969
It's okay/10. how's it been?
8b30ae No.2035972
>>2035966
WHY WOULD YOU USE THAT IMAGE IN RESPONSE?
>>2035967
Maybe >>2035968 helps?
5d4aa4 No.2035973
>>2035972
It was set up for something else but then i forgot
8b30ae No.2035974
>>2035973
I want to not believe you.
Degenerate sinner.
f487b6 No.2035975
>>2035960
Before what exactly? My identity has always been the same.
cd34b6 No.2035976
>>2035964
Gonna buy me a two-four of beer??
>>2035966
Well that escalated quickly. Not sure I've seen you most much lewd before.
5d4aa4 No.2035977
fc4fb3 No.2035978
>>2035965
Its a solid never for me.
>>2035967
You put yourself in this position.
Its not my problem if it makes you a fag or not
>>2035969
Yet its a thing
8b30ae No.2035979
5d4aa4 No.2035980
>>2035976
For special occasions there is my rarely used subfolder of Marian lewd images.
>>2035979
I'll tilde right on ur face, nerd.
f19885 No.2035981
>>2035970
Not to ruin the ambiguity but my kokoro is going full doki doki.
cd34b6 No.2035982
>>2035980
Well I never knew you were such a deviant. And you be nice to my drunky!
be3cf1 No.2035983
>>2035969
Yeah I got a color one, pretty good with weed
Pic of my current son
>
>>2035975
A cute subby boi who likes roleplaying as anime girls probably
>>2035978
Idk he seems a bit fun
8b30ae No.2035984
>tfw ignored by Amy
It's cool. I've gotta go clean my house anyway. It's not like my feelings are hurt or anything.
Bye faggots.
f19885 No.2035985
>>2035972
Hrmm... *rigorous pondering ensues*
>>2035978
You heartless monster!
f19885 No.2035986
I HAVE ADHD OKAY JESUS I'M SORRY FOR BEING FAULTY ;~;
5d4aa4 No.2035987
>>2035981
yummy ;3
>>2035982
Were you not here when we were talking about fetishes and stuff?
Make me.
8b30ae No.2035989
>>2035986
It's cool.
And if it helps: I was the Other Gnomes
5d4aa4 No.2035990
be3cf1 No.2035991
I think Ceras is the most kawaii of these random new people
8b30ae No.2035992
>new
Ok actually gone now bi
f19885 No.2035993
>>2035987
Urge to earn a small fortune is steadily increasing.
8a5313 No.2035994
>>2035971
I’ve been well~ playin any new game s recently or anything fun?
>>2035978
everyday, gods light, blahblahblah
>>2035983
hes a cute chubby little green birb
squeeee
be3cf1 No.2035995
fc4fb3 No.2035996
>>2035983
He has thick black ass hair.
>>2035985
Pop open your mouth and start doing what you came here for.
964a63 No.2035997
Every day my mom gets crazier and crazier and it makes me sad to see what she's become
cd34b6 No.2035998
>>2035987
No I just popped in for a minute on my phone house sitting. Fun times. Why, are you shameless, and unapologetically decadent?
cd34b6 No.2036001
Drunky has gone full bi? Now is my time to make my move.
5d4aa4 No.2036002
>>2035993
It would maybe be worth.
idk
>>2035994
just a lot of no man's sky and trying to save moolah. same old.
>>2035998
I mean. I don't know about shameless and unapologetic, but...
be3cf1 No.2036003
>>2035994
His dad was some kind of plant creature that I bred his mom with
He's the fifth generation in this family line
>>2035996
Is this confirmed? Why would a male just go on the internet and take an ass pic without shaving
>>2035999
-kisses the top of your head- :3
What did you do today?
>>2036001
Apparently
fc4fb3 No.2036004
>>2036000
I'm still waiting.
f19885 No.2036005
>>2036002
Now, now. If I could refrain from being a twat it could totally be worth.
>>2036004
*pops shotgun into mouth and BAM!*
ceacff No.2036006
>>2035997
*hug*
We love you for what it's worth.
fc4fb3 No.2036007
>>2036003
Its confirmed.
>>2036005
Finally
This is what I needed
a little curt in my life
5d4aa4 No.2036008
>>2036005
Yeah, don't do that~
964a63 No.2036009
>>2036006
<3 I love you guys too.
In fact, fur suits for everyone >:)
cd34b6 No.2036010
>>2036002
Oh? So you enjoy raunchy things while being bright red and shameful?
Oh man I forgot I put that many 30s I'm that little cooler lol.
964a63 No.2036011
Except for drunky, he's lame
cd34b6 No.2036012
>>2036009
Anybody wearing a fur shoot gets a lead pill.
5d4aa4 No.2036013
>>2036010
WELL IDK YOULL HAVE TO FIND OUT
AFTER THESE MESSAGES
5d4aa4 No.2036016
>>2036015
you can make up for it... elsewhere~
cd34b6 No.2036017
>>2036014
After these messages from our sponsors, Clorox bleach?
f19885 No.2036019
>>2036014
I still don't understand how this thread thinks this would be a viable way to become an hero. It's probably even less likely to work than a soak in the tub with your wrists slashed open. If you even manage to swallow any bleach (which, by the way, is near impossible already) you would throw it up faster than you could drink it and you'd achieve nothing but a lot of pain and embarrassment.
f19885 No.2036020
It's weird how often this kind of knowledge ends up relevant.
5d4aa4 No.2036021
>>2036019
that's why draino would work better: more active ingredients ;3
f19885 No.2036022
>>2036016
I hope you don't mean with dick size because... oh jeez...
f19885 No.2036023
>>2036021
If you could keep bleach down it'd work. It's not a case of not being deadly enough it's the fact your body will never let you get that much in your body. It hurts in your mouth, hurts going down your throat, hurts in your stomach and hurts when it comes back up.
83475b No.2036024
>>2036003
I played games and read about financial fraud....
Was a boring day, maybe will buy candy tomorrow.
f19885 No.2036025
I fucking hate doing pixel art trees. Holy shit this is so boring.
be3cf1 No.2036026
>>2036007
I guess the whim probably won't strike me then
>>2036024
That's a good plan; that gives you something to look forward to tomorrow, too ^^
I hope your appointment will go well ♥
be3cf1 No.2036028
hEWWOOOOO??????????????????
f19885 No.2036029
Thread so dead even I wouldn't fuck it.
be3cf1 No.2036030
/animus/ is my eternal husband
be3cf1 No.2036031
Not even death can separate us
f19885 No.2036033
964a63 No.2036035
>>2036033
mr.obama?
>>2036034
am suppose to be sleepin
be3cf1 No.2036036
Ceras come back
>>2036035
Why tho
Have to get up for work later?
Go to bed if so
5d4aa4 No.2036037
964a63 No.2036038
>>2036036
oh nah I quit overnights, might be getting a better job if I get my shit together.
Also how are you doin? I haven't been able to talk to you much lately
f19885 No.2036039
5d4aa4 No.2036040
>>2036039
where were we bb?
f19885 No.2036041
>>2036040
On one hand we were discussing how I could make up for past ass-hattery and on the other the feasibility to suicide by Clorox.
be3cf1 No.2036042
>>2036038
You should definitely work on that; you seem pretty unhappy about your current job in general ^^
I'm good
You can message me on Discord; my status is just on Away all the time so no one can be sure I'm there until I reply
5d4aa4 No.2036043
>>2036041
well pls dont do the first thing with the 2nd thing
f19885 No.2036044
>>2036043
I promise you I am long past that frame of mind. ♥
964a63 No.2036045
>>2036042
<3
I'm glad! and ye I always try to but I'm empty headed and have a hard time with keeping up with dms now adays qq.
I need a follow up to this conversation but I can't think of one
5d4aa4 No.2036046
>>2036044
that makes me happy, Yams
964a63 No.2036047
yams name makes me happy to see
f19885 No.2036048
>>2036046
I'm gonna try to get some shut eye now but I'll be around tomorrow while I do gamedev.
It's been a blast. <3
5d4aa4 No.2036049
>>2036048
awwe. nini
hmu sometime~
be3cf1 No.2036051
>>2036045
I mostly don't start convos with people on Discord
Except for a few people who I randomly send memes and stuff and sometimes it turns into a convo
Who's ur favorite Sanrio character
>>2036048
Sleep well, cute colored horse
964a63 No.2036053
>>2036051
probably badtzu maru or pochacco, though hello kitty is a fav as well
964a63 No.2036054
honestly starting sanrio folders would be pretty cute,
but I gotta get scoots his sailor mars before he strings me up
5d4aa4 No.2036055
*sips from hello kitty glass*
be3cf1 No.2036056
>>2036053
Nice, Wish wasn't weeb enough to be able to answer that question
And yeah Hello Kitty is obviously good
>>2036054
Kuromi is my waifu
964a63 No.2036057
>>2036056
Yeah the more I think about it, the more I can agree pochacco is my fav.
Kuromi is good too! everyone I've ever met who likes cinnamoroll is evil
5d4aa4 No.2036058
5d4aa4 No.2036060
Ever heard of entropy, Kuromi?
be3cf1 No.2036061
>>2036057
I'm not super familiar with him but he seems kawaii
>everyone I've ever met who likes cinnamoroll is evil
In what way, Sinnimon roll? :3
I haven't actually met a lot of people who like Sanrio stuff
Or at least not who talk about it
>>2036060
-pets u-
5d4aa4 No.2036062
>>2036061
[purring intenifies]
be3cf1 No.2036063
Then again, I wouldn't have recognized most of Sanrio's characters until recently
>>2036062
when u S M O N K cat nipp
😎👌
be3cf1 No.2036064
964a63 No.2036065
>>2036061
sorry was getting dinner,
and idk it's like they're vile, like the last person I talked to thought that people in wheel chairs were going to hell cause they couldn't kneel to pray
be3cf1 No.2036066
>>2036065
Is there something weird about cinnamoroll's character that I don't know about? Seems weird that specifically people like that end up liking him
964a63 No.2036068
>>2036066
I don't know dude! it just always happen.
bad vibes in the cinamoroll
5d4aa4 No.2036069
009dfc No.2036072
009dfc No.2036073