617258 No.2036074
tfw no more gbp for tendies
617258 No.2036078
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f46d81 No.2036083
-mutes the foul angelic choirs-
I drank espresso
f46d81 No.2036084
8chan is a bit bad right now
f46d81 No.2036086
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f46d81 No.2036087
And here's a bit of this kind of content
1fbcef No.2036088
>>2036077
Bitch has got warts.
f46d81 No.2036089
8chan is barely functional right now
And yet I post out of love for you
617258 No.2036090
f46d81 No.2036091
Some people probably think it's down but they're just not trying hard enough to load it
f46d81 No.2036093
That post took a really long time to go through
>>2036090
How u
f46d81 No.2036094
It would probably be easier if I stopped posting images
>>2036092
I feel a general affection for /animus/, yeah
f46d81 No.2036095
I'd definitely e-hug Smiles
f46d81 No.2036096
Oh, I think the lag suffering is over
f46d81 No.2036097
It was the only thing guaranteeing that I don't shitpost super rapidly
f46d81 No.2036099
Better luck next time fag
11a3f8 No.2036100
I went out and got beer. I had a hard choice of beer or ice cream and beer sounded better tbh
f46d81 No.2036101
>>2036100
Should have gotten both and made a beer float
f46d81 No.2036102
I feel like that's been tried and that it must be bad or more people would do it
:(
f46d81 No.2036103
Oh nevermind, I Googled it and apparently people do it and it goes well
Nice
dc9330 No.2036104
>>2036102
Guinness floats are amazing.
f46d81 No.2036105
>>2036104
I need to try it some time
Are u Mandy
f62acb No.2036106
>>2036094
>>2036095
I appreciate it, but I don't know if animus's affection would come with any baggage.
11a3f8 No.2036108
>>2036101
i'm trying to get drunk, not have a stomach ache
7a1c22 No.2036109
>>2036106
Doesn't all affection?
dc9330 No.2036110
>>2036109
Emotions are baggage already, technically.
f62acb No.2036111
>>2036109
Yeah but I don't want to catch anything from this place.
f46d81 No.2036112
>>2036106
My affection isn't optional
You have to receive it in order to buy or sell
>>2036107
If Morgan Freeman doesn't do a Poptepipic dub then his whole career has meant nothing
>>2036108
Alcoholic milkshakes are good tho
df7cd9 No.2036113
>>2036111
Isn't this place more likely to catch something from you?
7a1c22 No.2036114
>>2036110
Ayy, you rite.
>>2036111
You already here, it too damn late.
f46d81 No.2036115
If Smiles doesn't understand the bible reference I'm going to be mad
11a3f8 No.2036116
>>2036112
i would have to eat/drink enough ice cream and beer to get me drunk. I would def. have a stomach ache
dc9330 No.2036117
>>2036112
Guess his whole career has been for naught.
>>2036114
Usually.
f46d81 No.2036118
>>2036116
You wouldn't have to put ice cream in EVERY beer
>>2036117
RIP
f62acb No.2036119
>>2036113
That's rich coming from you.
I just got myself cleaned up from our last encounter.
>>2036112
>>2036115
Shhh I get it, but my mind isn't all here. Forgive me.
dc9330 No.2036120
>>2036118
Good voice though.
11a3f8 No.2036121
>>2036118
idk... i feel like if i had any ice cream while trying to get plastered would end badly
df7cd9 No.2036123
>>2036119
You gave me shit that antibiotics can't rid me of.
dc9330 No.2036124
>>2036123
A DVD of Joe Dirt?
f46d81 No.2036125
>>2036119
Same
How're you? ^^
>>2036120
Do you want him to talk dirty to you while he buttfucks you?
>>2036121
It seems to upset my stomach a bit when I make an alcoholic milkshake at home but ones I've had at bars never have
Idk why
>>2036122
ay gurl how u
dc9330 No.2036126
>>2036125
I doubt he's much for passionate speeches in the heat of the moment.
f46d81 No.2036127
>>2036126
But you'd like it if he is?
f62acb No.2036128
Tsuchi I'm sorry!
I get it, I don't suck as many dicks for Jesus as you do. I'll catch up to you eventually, I promise!
df7cd9 No.2036129
>>2036128
I do drug testing for Jesus, get it right.
dc9330 No.2036130
>>2036127
Not really. I'd like to hear him read some books though.
f46d81 No.2036131
Smiles what are your e-sucking stats
About 10? About 50? About 100?
Idk what my number is but it must be like at least 50 e-dicks e-sucked
f62acb No.2036133
>>2036129
You don't have to lie to me. I saw you.
Take pride in what you do in the name of our savior.
f62acb No.2036135
>>2036131
I'm about Shippuden levels
df7cd9 No.2036136
>>2036133
It's okay. I'm becoming a girl so it's not gay and not a godless abomination.
#HRT4Jesus
f46d81 No.2036139
>>2036130
Doesn't he whore his voice a lot on things like that?
>>2036132
-pets u-
>>2036135
Idk anything about Naruto but my brief Google research has led me to believe this meme is about the number of episodes
dc9330 No.2036141
>>2036139
I mean, I wouldn't say no to a million buck to read something.
f62acb No.2036142
>>2036136
Bless he who take mercy on us.
>>2036139
You're not going deep enough into the meme
df7cd9 No.2036144
>>2036142
Wanna join my trap house where we share Jesus, HRT, drugs and dicks, no homo tho?
34561c No.2036145
>>2036138
hello spec I hope you're having a nice day?
7a1c22 No.2036147
>>2036145
What a lovely day.
df7cd9 No.2036148
>>2036146
We pray the gay away after a night of heroin and sodomy.
f62acb No.2036149
>>2036148
Did Pence get the memo?
34561c No.2036150
>>2036147
My friend came to visit and he brought e 5 oreos
it was nice of him and I appreciate him as a friend
today i good day too : 3
df7cd9 No.2036151
>>2036149
We live inna woods so no risk of getting the shock.
f46d81 No.2036152
>>2036141
Same, being a whore is just a way of making money; there's nothing wrong with it
>>2036142
Going deeper would require reading about Naruto tho
>>2036143
I think Undertale referenced that meme
34561c No.2036153
>>2036152
points spear at you [x]
dc9330 No.2036155
>>2036152
Meh, depends on the whoring.
f46d81 No.2036157
>>2036155
Just remember to use protection
dc9330 No.2036158
>>2036157
What, for the microphone?
7a1c22 No.2036159
>>2036150
That... that's it? What.
34561c No.2036160
>>2036156
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
34561c No.2036162
>>2036159
well before that I woke up and rolled with my brother
he got some sneaky moves in and so did I
thn my friends came over and hang out and now am here
I get thursdays off lucky
and saturdays usually
what about ou/
11a3f8 No.2036163
>>2036161
Kim is just going to try making demands in exchange and Trump will continue being a hard ass on it as he should be. We shouldn't let Kim have what he wants.
f62acb No.2036166
I just find it funny how people work.
dc9330 No.2036168
>>2036166
Biologically or mentally.
11a3f8 No.2036169
>>2036166
you should study lobotomy
7a1c22 No.2036170
>>2036161
What did he mean by this?
>>2036162
Doing it as soon as you wake up Bard, really?
Just that eager eh.
Whatchu gonna do for the weekend?
f62acb No.2036171
If I lobotomize myself would that help, Ui?
b32478 No.2036172
>>2036165
-is petted-
>>2036167
I'm super cute.
f46d81 No.2036173
>>2036158
Well, yeah, I guess if u insert it
The texture of a condom would make it slide in better
>>2036160
r00d
>>2036164
Hi precious kitty
70e2d7 No.2036174
>>2036163
absolutely nothing will get anywhere because no one will give.
>>2036170
Benjamin? He's just commenting on how erratic Trump is.
dc9330 No.2036175
>>2036172
Ehhhh.
>>2036173
That's an improper use for a microphone.
11a3f8 No.2036176
>>2036171
I don't want that.
f46d81 No.2036177
>>2036175
If it works well as a dildo, it works well as a dildo
f62acb No.2036178
>>2036176
What do you want, love?
dc9330 No.2036180
>>2036177
You're the expert I guess.
b32478 No.2036181
>>2036173
Hi promiscuous kitty.
>>2036175
What do you know? You're gay anyways.
dc9330 No.2036182
>>2036181
I know what's cute and what ain't.
11a3f8 No.2036183
>>2036178
I sorta want to marry one of these qt jap girls I work with, but I always get shy around actual foreigner jap girls.
34561c No.2036185
>>2036170
the same thing I do every day try to take over the world
Probably the same thing though dess
try to get my friendsto come hang out and spar the brother
friends didnt join for rolls today but they usualy join
Right now I got 3 peopl I'd consider friends and only 1 is on that fight shit but he's the best of our group of fightres and he's been bringing a friend of his over recently who seems to be a pretty cool guy and is half decent at fighting though he's a super beginner and gots bsuper beginner mannerisms
he's a pretty cool dude, doesnt do drug and is involved in band at school and improv
he makes great abstract or situational humour jokes
nice to meet him and hope to become a friennd
You got any fun plans for the weekened? proibabaly not huh cause your a boring rock girl boy
f46d81 No.2036189
>>2036180
Isn't Morgan Freeman supposed to be omniscient?
>>2036181
How're you? ♥
f46d81 No.2036191
>>2036190
So you're just an insignificant desert tribal deity? Or are you Mandy?
b32478 No.2036192
>>2036187
Do I have to go full Blood-chan and post pictures of cocks for you to think something is cute? :^)
>>2036189
Sleepy and dead to the world tbh, you?
8bcf1e No.2036193
>>2036188
what's good nigga?!!! What's really GooD?!!!
7a1c22 No.2036194
>>2036185
Fuckin' rats.
Corrupting new boys into your little homo circle?
This weekend I have to get a compound bow fixed that I got, it's super old and it exploded on me for idk why, but it had a super heavy draw weight for it, and it was a pain in the ass to use anyway. So have to get that sorted and lowered, and then maybe sell it.
11a3f8 No.2036195
dc9330 No.2036196
>>2036191
Whomst?
And no, I'm just some guy pretending to be a deity as portrayed by Morgan Freeman. So at best I can only pretend I know everything.
>>2036192
Nah, dicks are weird lookin'.
df7cd9 No.2036197
>>2036194
Is that the muscle girl for DRRR?
34561c No.2036198
>>2036194
do you go bowhunting? :3
f46d81 No.2036199
>>2036192
Still not sleeping enough?
Poor Wish-chan :c
I'm good
Did you see the NGNL movie? You posted the loli from it
>>2036196
I'm glad we've established the state of the fourth wall
dc9330 No.2036200
>>2036199
Ubiquitous as usual.
b32478 No.2036201
>>2036196
Well why do you like dudes so much then?
>>2036199
Well I slept pretty early last night, but I just feel pretty drained today...
Yeah, I've seen it.
7a1c22 No.2036202
>>2036197
Hitomi from Killing Bites.
>>2036198
Hunting no, recreation yeah.
8bcf1e No.2036203
>>2036195
I got everclear and mountain dew
f46d81 No.2036206
>>2036200
ur mom is so fat she's ubiquitous
>>2036201
Did you like it? It was really good imo ^^
What have you eaten today?
34561c No.2036207
>>2036202
you shoot for accuracy ?
617258 No.2036208
dc9330 No.2036209
>>2036206
Only time your mom lost weight was when she dropped you.
7a1c22 No.2036211
>>2036207
I gotta be a crack shot for when I go Bard huntin;.
617258 No.2036212
Lets make /animus/ 2017 into an anime
What roles would all the posters have/fit into?
11a3f8 No.2036213
>>2036210
-tips back can-
cheerio ol' chap
34561c No.2036214
>>2036211
i'm okay with death if It means I get to have spec eating my flank steak
8bcf1e No.2036216
>>2036212
oh, I wanna be the lovable alcoholic!!!
>>2036213
how you been?
7a1c22 No.2036217
>>2036214
Nah, I'm a vegan.
b32478 No.2036218
>>2036204
That's not what it says here.
>>2036206
I didn't really like it at all to be honest.
At least Schwi is cute.
Uhh, I had some bacon & toast when I got up, and then I had some chicken finger and potato wedges from the store for dinner.
>>2036208
Hello.
>>2036212
Generic pettanko tsundere = me
11a3f8 No.2036220
>>2036216
pretty fuckin awesome. My life has been on the uphill climb for months. Finally have my shit together and am responsible for over 40 people.
dc9330 No.2036221
>>2036218
It's wrong then.
34561c No.2036223
>>2036222
it's a good thing I'm a soyboy then huh
7a1c22 No.2036224
>>2036223
Should that encourage or discourage someone from eating you...?
What an awkward turn this has taken.
8bcf1e No.2036225
>>2036220
good job, keep up the being awesome.
34561c No.2036226
>>2036224
bicuriousity 🅱️ illed the bard
11a3f8 No.2036228
>>2036225
i'll try. Lots of people want to bring me down and i've done well avoiding their attempts to sabotage me. I am pretty well rooted now with tons of support. HBU how is you
dc9330 No.2036229
Goodnight you degenerate sinning fucksticks.
34561c No.2036231
>>2036227
oh god what are youo trying to convey
8bcf1e No.2036232
>>2036229
goddamn sleep well
>>2036228
sweet shit, don't let others put you in a funk.
I am doing well, working when I can, going to school full time, and sleepin with my girlfriend every night, so life is grand.
617258 No.2036233
>>2036218
I didn't know you were tsun for anyone.
7a1c22 No.2036234
>>2036231
Not really sure, I just needed an excuse to post it.
11a3f8 No.2036235
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>>2036232
it's more people trying to spread false rumors and bring down all my hard work. Luckily i'm very well trusted at this point in seattle and portland and the people spreading rumors are drama queens.
right on bud. glad for your life doin good <3
>>2036231
Here, you can have this funky shit
8bcf1e No.2036237
>>2036235
are you possibly working in the drug industry?
11a3f8 No.2036238
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Is this not the greatest thing ever made?
I fucking loved this scene in kill bill more than any scene from any movie ever...
11a3f8 No.2036239
>>2036237
sort of?
Legally though
b32478 No.2036240
>>2036233
I'm not tsun, you're tsun.
8bcf1e No.2036241
>>2036239
I never said anything about it being illegal.
I used to help my dad grow pot legally here in michigan, made some good money collecting donations.
617258 No.2036242
>>2036240
I-I am n-not a tsundere, b-baka
34561c No.2036243
rainbow monkeys rainbow monkeys
oh so very round and super chunky
bringing love wherever they go
everyone is made of a big rainbow
there's red and orange and pink and blue
rainbow monkeys rainbow monkeys we love you
11a3f8 No.2036244
>>2036241
I run a non profit, also working to legalize mushrooms and mdma. Mdma has already passed for 2021.
8bcf1e No.2036246
>>2036244
shit, you'll have to mail me some stuff when it gets legalized here.
I'll pay for it.
8bcf1e No.2036248
I mean give you a donation.
34561c No.2036251
>>2036248
damn gotta find me a girl to get a uhh
'donation' from
617258 No.2036253
>>2036252
How's your night?
8bcf1e No.2036254
>>2036249
hey elma, how goes?
>>2036251
what? I would give a monetary donation for a medical product.
11a3f8 No.2036255
>>2036246
it wont be legal recreationally
be25f7 No.2036256
>>2036253
It was okay but then because of alcohol and my roommate it crashed and burned pretty quickly. I just got home walking from the bar.
8bcf1e No.2036257
>>2036255
who said I was looking for recreational purposes?
34561c No.2036259
>>2036254
mine was a sexual euphamism
617258 No.2036260
>>2036256
Nymph made me watch english dub anime and I had to get kind of drunk to avoid the assault on my senses
>>2036258
Hardly
11a3f8 No.2036261
>>2036257
why dont you grow your own shrooms? I run a facebook group that trades spore print syringes with over 4,000 members.
it's pretty easy to learn and the syringes usually run 5 for 20 bucks and you can make basically infinite shrooms with them.
be25f7 No.2036262
>>2036260
That's better than being pissed for a reason you cna't quite remember I supose.
8bcf1e No.2036263
>>2036259
oh, wouldn't you rather be the girl receiving the donation?
>>2036261
oh shit, I did some research about growing shitaki from those nitrogen packs after they're used up, never tried it though.
617258 No.2036264
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>>2036262
I respectfully disagree.
11a3f8 No.2036267
>>2036263
when you have your first successful innoculation from a syring you can grow shrooms from it then make more spore prints with the shrooms you grew and repeat the process untill they are weak genetically.
11a3f8 No.2036268
>>2036263
right now I have wild caught Psilocybe cyanescens and Psilocybe Azurescens innoculating some jard that im almost ready to go germinate a host out in the forest with. these are the first and second most potent mushrooms on earth and they really only grow in the pacific NW.
11a3f8 No.2036269
8bcf1e No.2036270
>>2036265
time and place.
>>2036267
oh, they get genetically weak like growing from a mother plant, can only do so many before they stop giving as much bud.
>>2036268
oh, cool shit, and it's for medical studies "right?"
11a3f8 No.2036271
>>2036270
Yes. I have permits to do this shit.
8bcf1e No.2036272
>>2036271
I should get my medical marijuana card and start growing once I'm in the right living place.
11a3f8 No.2036273
>>2036272
don't even need a card to grow weed here lol. I got like 12 lbs of cannabutter and coconut oil in my freezer and I dont even touch weed.
All drugs have been decriminalized in Oregon tho.
34561c No.2036274
>>2036270
w-wherever works hehe o / /o
617258 No.2036276
>>2036275
Wanna be the main character of the /animus/ anime?
11a3f8 No.2036277
>>2036276
he's a furry tho
8bcf1e No.2036279
>>2036273
but youre gun laws are slipping away like california.
>>2036274
my apartment?
11a3f8 No.2036280
>>2036279
I still have my .40 cal smith and wesson so idc
11a3f8 No.2036281
I still need to get that lazer attachment under the trigger tho for when im out at night in the woods
be25f7 No.2036282
>>2036280
Someone be lewd with me.
be25f7 No.2036284
be25f7 No.2036286
8bcf1e No.2036288
>>2036280
I took pics of my collection.
my pistolas.
617258 No.2036289
>>2036288
Those are all girl guns
11a3f8 No.2036290
>>2036284
I knew this was coming. I wanted to do that anyway tho.
8bcf1e No.2036291
>>2036289
the fuck you talking bought?
a 40sw shield and a cz52 girls guns?
pak9 can hardly be held one handed.
be25f7 No.2036292
>>2036290
Who even are you?
8bcf1e No.2036293
7a1c22 No.2036294
...is that an H&R Topper 58?
11a3f8 No.2036295
>>2036292
you linked me m8, also lolwut?
11a3f8 No.2036296
70e2d7 No.2036297
>>2036292
The bringer of semen
be25f7 No.2036298
be25f7 No.2036299
Phone p9sting is hard. I wouldn't link you in a million years
be25f7 No.2036300
Cause I don't know who u are
3635c2 No.2036301
7a1c22 No.2036303
>>2036298
tfw not enough sexy revolver shotguns in the world
5b8f79 No.2036304
>>2036301
This guy gets it.
df7cd9 No.2036305
I kind of hate Borderlands for making me want revolver rifles, no matter how useless they'd be.
11a3f8 No.2036306
Elma... lay off the tranny meds, it's effecting your memory retention. :^)
>>2036301
Eisen remembers me, Hi bud :)
8bcf1e No.2036307
>>2036294
no, it's 20 gauge pardner, it was bought for me when I was like 14, and my 11 year old brother at the time got a 410.
my dad has a 12, they are wonderful guns though.
be25f7 No.2036310
It's funny cause my lappy is right there but the screen is too big and bright
>>2036302
Hi Hi. Pls comfort me. My roommate can't seem to find the exit sign from inside his asshole.
>>2036303
Us it cool? I wnt one.
>>2036306
Um a) no
And b) go bother someone else w8th your ravs
11a3f8 No.2036313
>>2036310
you linked me first m8
df7cd9 No.2036314
>>2036310
>My roommate can't seem to find the exit sign from inside his asshole.
Do I want to know what this even means?
be25f7 No.2036315
>>2036313
It was accidental.
Somebody better lewd at me tho
7a1c22 No.2036316
>>2036305
>useless
>
>>2036307
It looked too familiar, and I suddenly thought you were about to be another random /k/ bro that also has one of these K-Mart relic specials of a shotgun with me.
Close enough though.
>>2036310
I mean, Rossi is a pretty well known name, and they make a lot of good shotguns and lever guns. Most are imported to Canada though?
The Taurus Judge, which is what this is built around, is a giant meme of a revolver, but they have a cult following, and seem to be really reliable. About the only good thing Taurus has ever made.
df7cd9 No.2036317
>>2036309
Sniper rifles that fire 7 bullets simultaneously.
11a3f8 No.2036318
>>2036312
drinking and watching videos on youtube about what asia will be like over the next 50 years
3635c2 No.2036319
>>2036318
INDIA SUPERPOWER BY 2020
df7cd9 No.2036320
>>2036316
There's almost no configuration where a semiautomatic wouldn't be better than a revolver rifle.
5b8f79 No.2036321
>>2036317
Close ranged ballistic bullshit.
81cf10 No.2036322
>>2036308
He's the guy who ran the trap house.
df7cd9 No.2036323
>>2036319
>country that can't stop shitting in the street and getting their populace to realize they aren't witches in toilets
>superpower
11a3f8 No.2036324
>>2036319
HAHA you know what's up. You watched the same video lel.
Honestly I can't see india getting past the level of shitting on beaches and turning the oceans brown.
8bcf1e No.2036325
>>2036316
from what I just read they were once one and the same, but now toppers are more fancy, more of the case hardening patterns and stuff.
have some torched galils I plan to reweld.
11a3f8 No.2036326
5b8f79 No.2036327
I remember being on leave for like 4 months from threads when trap house was blowing up.
Loco sending me caps of the trannies freaking in thread at eachother was fun.
be25f7 No.2036328
>>2036316
Idfk. There were a couple of them locally that's all I know. The only other contender was like a polish semi auto looking thing that was p sexy
df7cd9 No.2036329
>>2036321
Shotguns that fire rockets.
>>2036322
The bottom right looks like a dog.
11a3f8 No.2036330
>>2036327
Should I make trap house 2.0?
be25f7 No.2036331
We're already doing that in az
3635c2 No.2036332
>>2036322
that vaguely rings a bell
you guys need to write a book or something. or a wiki. i can't keep up with the animus lore. what happened to the Pastebin guy?
>>2036324
i dunno the video, i just know the phrase and like shouting things
5b8f79 No.2036334
>>2036329
Guns that fire guns.
be25f7 No.2036335
Wasn't paste in guy just kanra
11a3f8 No.2036336
>>2036332
animus lore... here you go
Our History proudly starts with the death of Drunky, who, while completely inebriated, fell off of the Eiffel Tower while he was getting head from a polish prostitute.
Down below, our future Supreme Leader, Nymph, was wandering the streets of Paris after receiving a fresh skullfucking in his left eyesocket from Yan. His brain was severely damaged causing hallucinations and a fascinating drop in his IQ.
Nymph stumbled upon the corpse of Drunky, and became instantly inspired by his death, promptly pulling down his pants and holding in his hands the precious final excrements of Drunky, which were magical and could talk.
Turd-chan whispered to Nymph.
"You must forge a new world order and bring about final peace to the planet."
"Okay." replied Nymph, who then boldly set out on his quest to conquer the entirety of civilization and the known world.
Nymph promptly sought out some psychopathic cunt and established that they would be his advisor. They agreed, believing Nymph would make a perfect figurehead for a form of government, and also being totally out of their fucking mind.
The new advisor handed Nymph a list of potential recruits to help establish our proud new body of government. He first set out to recruit Ui, whom was set in charge of all Military operations and made General of our mighty armies, and then Luka, whom was made Leader of Central Intelligence, carrying out all stealth operations in for the good of the Order.
With his military set in place, Nymph set forth and began his campaign, Turd-chan in hand.
His army swept over the gloves like a plague, able to easily triumph over nations with their brilliant strategy of never actually being taken seriously.
Soon, all the world was under the proud rule of his might iron fist. Nymph commanded "Bring me the biggest fucking Jew in the world." And a Robot was brought before him. "You are now my treasurer, spend the world's currency wisely and weave it all into one new form."
"Beep Boop."
Nymph's first decree as Supreme Leader was that Eva would be made to clean up all of his messes forever.
And we have since enjoyed an age of prosperity and peace under his wise and caring rule.
df7cd9 No.2036337
>>2036334
Guns that fire dicks at muzzies.
Literally killing them with haram.
7a1c22 No.2036338
>>2036320
Well that's just plain wrong. Also fun things are fun, fuck you Tsuchi.
>>2036325
Mine is fancy case hardened.
Fuckin' good luck with that bro.
>>2036328
When you get here there's gonna be tons of stuff to pick from.
11a3f8 No.2036339
you mean this outdated peace of hot trash?? https://pastebin.com/X68tVfsr
be25f7 No.2036340
>>2036338
Yeh I should prolly wait tbh
df7cd9 No.2036342
>>2036338
I AM SPEAKING PRAGMATICALLY, IGNORING ANY AND ALL "FUN".
5b8f79 No.2036343
Reminds me of how autistic Martin got making his lists of people and just stockpiling our information.
Shame he turned out to be a manipulative twat.
3635c2 No.2036344
>>2036339
YES
the memories are all coming back now
8bcf1e No.2036345
>>2036338
I love how one is actually a polish tantel, and one is 3/4 galil with a tantel front trunion.
check this crush demil I plan to unbend.
81cf10 No.2036346
>>2036332
That thing was never good or even approaching 1% comprehensiveness.
3635c2 No.2036347
i always felt like the only one who was creeped out by Rac's shit
>manipulative
in what ways
be25f7 No.2036348
*nuzzles tsuchi and passes out in his lap*
81cf10 No.2036349
*nuzzles tsuchi and passes out in his lap*
df7cd9 No.2036351
Get that gay shit out of here.
be25f7 No.2036352
df7cd9 No.2036353
Test is the better girl ngl.
be25f7 No.2036354
81cf10 No.2036355
>>2036351
*nuzzle wuzzles you*
be25f7 No.2036356
I bet he hasnt even swallowed tho
5b8f79 No.2036357
Apparently he used people's info when he got mad at them. Spreading shit around and whatnot.
He hates me because he thinks I cheated on Eddy with Snuffles. Most everyone says hes a literal retard at this point.
And no, most everyone found his shit creepy.
7a1c22 No.2036358
>>2036340
Good idea, there's lots to try.
>>2036342
A REAL MAN'S A WHEEL MAN TSUCHI.
IF ALL THOSE COCKSUCKERS ARE GONNA SIT THERE AND TELL ME HOW REVOLVERS ARE MORE PRACTICAL CARRY GUNS THAN AUTOS THEN I'MA TELL 'EM THE SAME APPLIES TO RIFLES AND SHOTGUNS.
>>2036345
...is it literally just folded over like that?
If so that's cheating.
df7cd9 No.2036359
My lap is currently occupied by a cat I can only assume is half drunk since it kept drinking whatever beer I would give him.
5b8f79 No.2036360
Going to be in game. Slow replies.
be25f7 No.2036362
I wann be tsuchi's beer cat ;(
df7cd9 No.2036364
He's a good little feral shit.
be25f7 No.2036365
Or anyone's pet kitty at this point.
Gawd I'm so lonely
5b8f79 No.2036366
I only take in big bear boys.
8bcf1e No.2036367
>>2036358
that's a demill, they sell them at apex that way.
check one of the 4 torched fals I plan to reweld at least 1 of.
I got taps to match both the galil and fal pattern, so the cut and boogered threads won't be too bad to repair.
3635c2 No.2036368
>Apparently he used people's info when he got mad at them. Spreading shit around and whatnot.
who would've fucking thought.
i would love to know more about this.
df7cd9 No.2036369
Wear a chastity belt to protect yourself from maidens.
95faa3 No.2036370
Thread sociopaths scare me.
be25f7 No.2036371
Chastity belts are hawt especially when you mail them the key~
df7cd9 No.2036372
Like, holy knight protecting himself from bitches, not whatever kinky shit you're talking about.
be25f7 No.2036373
81cf10 No.2036374
>>2036370
Sociopath is too scary of a word to apply to the spoilt children that gossip to internet friends when people ignore them.
7a1c22 No.2036375
>>2036367
I mean I know the torch cutting is demiling, but really just bending it over like that counts too? That seems wrong, that's way too easy to just bend back.
It's the torch cutting I'm amazed you're going to attempt to restore.
df7cd9 No.2036376
I die for the glory of the Holy Roman Empire.
be25f7 No.2036377
Nini drunky <3
I'm really tempted to just buy my plane tick3t tomorrow
8bcf1e No.2036378
>>2036375
people have been rewelding for years, figured I'd start small before moving up to beltfeds.
behold my gun closet.
df7cd9 No.2036379
>>2036377
Do it.
Pack your suitcase with nothing but ravioli.
be25f7 No.2036381
>>2036379
Idont own a suitcase and I make my raviolis from scratch
95faa3 No.2036382
>>2036377
Night Maddie. Don't make stupid and rash decisions. You know better. Sleep tight.
7a1c22 No.2036383
>>2036378
I mean I remember Ian and Karl doing a built that required it when they welded their CETME L's back together, but meh.
Nice, I should get a safe.
be25f7 No.2036384
>>2036382
I have literally nothing to lose so what's the difference?
df7cd9 No.2036385
>>2036381
All I ever suggest is to make questionable life choices.
95faa3 No.2036386
>>2036384
Stability.
Maddie if I had a spare bedroom I'd tell you to do it for the lolz, but I can't guarantee your safety so you should wait until you can do that yourself.
I don't want to see you sucking dick for cash on Van Buren
8bcf1e No.2036387
>>2036383
I want to build a model l but I would fold and weld my own hk receiver.
my model c needs a cleanup, and paint to look more like a psl1, that cast aluminum receiver is just begging for it.
7a1c22 No.2036388
>>2036387
That cast aluminum is gross.
95faa3 No.2036389
My snek keeps climbing up the side of his enclosure until he touches the ceiling and then topples over. Like 16 times in a row now
He faceplants every time
do I have a retarded snake?
be25f7 No.2036390
>>2036386
How different is that to suggesting being a camgirl? It doesn't make any differencep. I just want to be listened to and my best friend doesnt even value my opinions anymore so I must be worthless at this point so fucki it
95faa3 No.2036391
>>2036390
Holy shit, okay, tiger. Steam, discord, something? You need to talk.
adc3fc No.2036392
I tried to get my sleep schedule on daytime but instead I slept for 24 hours
be25f7 No.2036393
>>2036391
It doesn't magter
95faa3 No.2036394
>>2036393
Drunky#1844
I think that's right.
8bcf1e No.2036395
>>2036388
I know, but the price was right, and the wood was pretty.
>>2036389
my iguana did this when she had eggs.
it happens even without a male, and they're supposed to absorb the eggs back into their system, but mine always laid them.
95faa3 No.2036396
>>2036395
Male.
And not quite to breeding size.
11a3f8 No.2036397
>>2036392
post more cute miku pictures, wait... all miku pictures are cute.
7a1c22 No.2036398
>>2036395
How much?
The wood is nice, I agree.
8bcf1e No.2036400
>>2036396
we thought mine was male for 2 years, until she started doing weird shit like throwing herself off the top of her enclosure, then she laid eggs.
95faa3 No.2036402
>>2036400
I uhh..
I know how to sex a snake. I've just never had one that compulsively gave itself concussions.
11a3f8 No.2036404
>>2036399
what the fuck dude...
that is
a d o r a b l e
>>2036401
-hugs revy-
3f28ef No.2036405