▶ d527c9 (2) No.2023044
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023045>>2023053
>>2023040 (OP)
hey hu, how the fuck you been?
▶ f97e90 (25) No.2023048>>2023053
▶ f11667 (5) No.2023049>>2023051 >>2023052
>>2023035
US needs to get back to 80% white minimum
>>2023037
I am not. I honestly thought you and Grim were friends and that he creeped on you at Anime X. Get the stick out of your ass you grouch
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023050>>2023062 >>2023063
>>2023046
dasfuq does that mean yoyu piece of lovely shiuty?
▶ e2f9f7 (2) No.2023051
>>2023049
Yeah I'd love to exist in a world where nigger blood can power jetpacks but hey that's how the dice rolls.
▶ d527c9 (2) No.2023052
>>2023049
We are friends
That happened like 4 years ago lol, and you're telling me to get the stick out of my ass
Take the wedge out of your own ass before you ask me to take the stick out of mine
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023053>>2023057
>>2023045
Been alright, can't complain.
How about you?
>>2023047
*pat*
>>2023048
>thread was created in 5 seconds
▶ 8f3a2a (2) No.2023056>>2023060
>>2023055
McFucking kill yourself.
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023057>>2023058
>>2023053
I been good as fuck, working like 20 hours a week and the government gives me $1700 a month to go to school, so life is fucking grand!!!!!!!!!
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023058>>2023069
>>2023057
:3
same. Gotta get all the gibs
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023059>>2023064 >>2023069
pic related all the t girls in the squad
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023061>>2023069
not gonna lie this may have changed the game
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023062>>2023069
>>2023050
It's a punchline and a meme i'm trying to force
you just add it to the end of just about anything
Oi'm En'ry
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023063>>2023069
>>2023050
It's a punchline and a meme i'm trying to force
you just add i
to the end of just about anything
Oi'm En'ry
▶ 8f3a2a (2) No.2023064>>2023066
>>2023059
Niggers are literally the most homophobic group as they slob on each other's knobs.
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023065
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023066
>>2023064
I disagree
sand niggers are much worse
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023067
can you call your bitch off
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023068
tsuchi how do you latch on to the biggest whore on ponychan anyways
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023069>>2023070 >>2023071 >>2023098
>>2023058
I'll give you all the fucking gibs fucking take them bitch!!!!~!!!!!\
>>2023059
you goin T baRD? COME VISIT i'LL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A PRINCESS bITCH
>>2023061
NO, yoU ARE THE FUCKING GAME.
>>2023062
>>2023063
i FEEEL DUBBLE SPECIAL WITH 2 =BARD REPLIES!!!!!
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023070>>2023073
>>2023069
oh like
hurr the game
ok dude
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023071>>2023073
>>2023069
i cant travl desu
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023072>>2023073
>me, a right party parrot
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023073>>2023074 >>2023075
>>2023070
NO, FUCK THE GAME, THAT SHIT DIED YEARS AGO, YOU ARE THE FUCKING GAME!!
>>2023071
i'LL PAY FOIR IT!!!!
>>2023072
BETTER THAN A LEFT PARTY PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023074>>2023076
>>2023073
No I mean I cant cause i dont drive
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023076>>2023077 >>2023080
>>2023074
GET DROPPED OFF AT THE AIRPORT, i'LL PICK YOU UP AT DTW!!!!!!
>>2023075
FUCK YOU AND YUOUR WHATEVER, YOU THE REAL SHIT, DUDE, ACCEPT THAT!!!!
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023077>>2023078
>>2023076
how do i get to the airport
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023078>>2023083
>>2023077
ASK SOMEONE TO DROP YOU OFF, OR TAKE A FUCKING UBER., i'LL PAY FOR IT.
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023080>>2023082
>>2023076
whoa whao calm down lol
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023082>>2023084
>>2023079
FUCK, THAT'S A GOOD SONG, YOU GOT BITCHEN TASTE BITCH!!!!!!!
>>2023080
FUCK YOU!!!!!
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023083>>2023085
>>2023078
i cant do that lol how do i eeven explain that
i wanna meetu p and hang out with my internet friends but thats not pracical ;~;
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023084>>2023085 >>2023090
>>2023081
Hi TPs
Hows you ?
>>2023082
I love this band
they are pretty good
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023085>>2023091
FUCK, THAT VIDEO WOULD MAKE ME HARD, IF i WASN'T WAISTED!!!!!!!
>>2023083
JUST DO IT, DON'T LET YOUR DRESWAM S BE DREWEAMS!!!!!!
>>2023084
POST STOCKINGS AND i'LL BE YOUR TOY BOY FOR THE NIGHT!!!!!!
▶ 90672d (7) No.2023086>>2023087
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2023079
>best song
>implying there's a best song
best album tbh
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023087>>2023089
>>2023086
FUCKING CRINGE, YOU HAVE SHIT TASTE!!!!!!
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023088>>2023093
Red isnt even the best king crimson album
▶ 90672d (7) No.2023089>>2023096
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023090>>2023091
>>2023084
my mouse is double clicking
and i hate using my laptop mouse
hashtag whitegirlproblems
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023091>>2023096
>>2023085
I'm not doing that
you can have another song though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVRg8gZ8zPA
>>2023090
new mouse when ?
▶ 90672d (7) No.2023093>>2023095
>>2023088
Larks Tongues?
Discipline?
In the wake of possession?
All three I could see being better. I just like Red more
▶ 90672d (7) No.2023095
>>2023093
>possession
In the wake of poseidon
disregard this, I suck cock
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023096>>2023099 >>2023101
>>2023089
EVEN tp DOESNT AGREE WITH YOU, HOW YOU THINK THAT SHITS GOOD???
>>2023091
i'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFOREEW/.
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023097>>2023105
My eyes close up tight
Technicolor's spillin' out
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023098>>2023105
>>2023069
Actually... Money is probably the thing I need the least
▶ 90672d (7) No.2023099
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023100
>when you have a song in your head that wont go away
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023103
lol zara larsson sold out
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023104
good thing murder's dong is actually 8 inches
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023105>>2023106 >>2023109 >>2023134
>>2023097
BITCH TECHNICOLOR IS THE SHIT, i LOVE IT!!!!
>>2023098
GIBS ARE MONEy????????
>>2023101
>>2023101
OH, THIS ONES CUTE, i LOVE IT!!!
>>2023102
HOW THE FUCK DID i EVER LOVE YOU, YOU Have shit taste!!!!!! BUT I STILL LOVE YOU !!! FUCK ME ALREADY!!!!!
▶ f11667 (5) No.2023106>>2023115
>>2023105
Alex Cameron is great. Also my tastes are varied. I like a lot of sit. When do you want to make love?
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023107>>2023115
why is murder even here?
pretty sure we established that murder was fake news like three years ago
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023108>>2023110 >>2023115
side note i lowkey like murder
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023111>>2023120
>>2023110
idk like why fight people like that
they wont leave
▶ f11667 (5) No.2023112>>2023114
Say what you will about me, but I haven't sold out and I am not an autistic roleplayer like most of the losers here
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023114>>2023117
>>2023112
also sick upper body builds
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023115>>2023118
>>2023106
EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY, CUDDLE WITH ME AND MY GF TONIGHT@!!!!
>>2023107
MURDER SECRETLY LOVES ME, AND SEES ME BEING GEY, AND WANTS SOME.
>>2023108
i HIGHKWEY LOVE MURDER!!!!!!!
>>2023109
YOU POST TOO MUCH LINKING ME, LINK MORE P[EOPLE, BE A REAL P[EOPLE!!!
i DON'5T RP, i AM MEW, AND MURDER IS MEANT TO BE MINE!@!!!!!!
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023116
but no murder did his time he's alright
▶ f11667 (5) No.2023117
>>2023114
Upper body builds? I am like all legs though
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023120>>2023122
>>2023111
nobody ever leaves
jus cause you dont leave doesnt make you a good poter
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023121>>2023124
>>2023118
YOU'RE STILL DOING IT WRONG!!!!!
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023122>>2023125
>>2023120
did you see that shit ealier how TB and smiles set me up to fight?
holy shit i'm just trying to chill
▶ 64626a (2) No.2023127>>2023130 >>2023131
It's really down to the honor guard now
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023128
if you want an ambush i'll fuck your shit up btw
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023129
When you play a new song by mistake and it turns out awesome
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023130
>>2023126
VR CHATAS ARE COOL AS FUCK THOUGH, i COULD CARE LESS WHAT GENDER ALL THE BITCHES ARE.@@@@@@!!!!!
>>2023127
i AMM THE FUCKING HONOR GUARD, GIVE ME MY FUCKING COLORS CATO!!!!
▶ 64626a (2) No.2023132>>2023135
>>2023131
Yes, it's basically anyone who posted over the last hour
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023135>>2023136
>>2023132
I just got here pretty much
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023136>>2023137 >>2023144
>>2023134
i ALWAYS THOUGHT GIBS WERE ATTENTIONS, BUT ANYTHING PAYPAL IS RAEAL MONEY@@@@!!!!!!
>>2023135
YOURE MY BITCH SO YOU COUNT!!!!
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023137>>2023140
>>2023136
You get a good amount of that right now too
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023138>>2023140
grids is fake news again
how would gridz gf feel about his behaviour
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023139
pretty shady the way he is behaving
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023140
MY TEATH ARE NUMB!!!!!
>>2023137
YES i DO.
>>2023138
FUCK YOU, SHE'S COOL WITH IT, SHE WAS HGERE READUNG OVER MY SHOULDER A FEW MINUITES AGO.!!!!!
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023142>>2023145
god forbid his fat drunkass actually lands someone
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023143
she is not "cool with it"
lol
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023144>>2023145
>>2023136
I don't remember that happening.
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023145>>2023146 >>2023147
>>2023142
SHE WOULD BE COOL WITH A THREESOME, WE ALREADY DID THE WHOLE LONG DISTANCE CUCK THING, SO FUCK YOU TP, YOU JUST MAD YOU AREANT ASTTRACTIVE ENOUGH TO SMASH!!!!!!
>>2023144
WELL THEN YOU Aren't [paying close enough attentyion boy,
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023146>>2023148
>>2023145
fdhjjyfrjkfkgfkgmfkfkfgkgfk
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023147>>2023148
>>2023145
How much longer do think you're going to be able to keep this up ?
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023148>>2023151 >>2023155
>>2023146
yeah, you's a bitch as usual!!!!!
>>2023147
how long do you want me to????
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023149>>2023153
use code keem and get 10 % off your purchases
▶ d2e6bd (9) No.2023152>>2023154 >>2023157
Took a nap.
Am awake again.
Hello, thread.
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023153>>2023158
>>2023149
my purchases are already 30% off
>>2023151
what a cuck, you don't even see it, you such a bitch!!!!
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023154>>2023159 >>2023167
>>2023152
oh hey
we're bullying griddlz
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023155>>2023162
>>2023148
I don't really care
▶ 550fde (5) No.2023157>>2023160
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023158>>2023162
>>2023153
did you call me a cuck?
▶ d2e6bd (9) No.2023159>>2023161
>>2023154
But Griddles is nice to everyone.
▶ d2e6bd (9) No.2023160>>2023164
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023161>>2023163
>>2023159
eh he's pretty drunk and rude
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023162>>2023169
>>2023155
so long as you love it, I'll do it, cuddle me bitch@!!!!!!
>>2023158
yeah, fucking do something about it!!!!
▶ d2e6bd (9) No.2023163>>2023166
>>2023161
I don't think he and I have ever had an issue.
▶ 550fde (5) No.2023164>>2023165
>>2023160
Fucker of your mom
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023166
>>2023163
talk him down then
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023167>>2023170
>>2023154
fuck you, i ONLY RUDE TO YOU tp!!!!!
EVERYONE ELSE KNOWS THERE PLACE!!!!!
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023169>>2023171 >>2023176
>>2023162
I don't like it.
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023170>>2023171
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023171>>2023173
>>2023169
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THE ATTENTION!@!!!!
>>2023170
ACCEPT THERE PLACE IS ACTUALLY A LOCATION!!!
▶ 411aae (35) No.2023172
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023174>>2023176
yep
That's me
you're probably wondering how I got into this situation
well..........
it all started last thursday...........
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023175
I love you, I hate you
I'll kiss you, I'll kill you
I'm toxic and deadly
This chaos controls me
There’s no way to fix it
When broken is better
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023176>>2023177
>>2023169
i'M SORRY, i REALLY JUST WANT TO FUCK WITH tp, ANMD YOU GOT DRAWN INTO IT, PRETENT TO LOVER IT AND TP WILL HATE IT!!!>>2023175
PERFECTLY POSTED
>>2023174
DIE HARD IS A GREAT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023177
>>2023176
ALSO i'LL BE YOUR YUKARI IF YOU'LL BE MY IRWIN!!!!
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023178>>2023179
Might die at a young age
I know this sounds cliché
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023179
>>2023178
DIE WITH ME, AS YOUNG AS YOU PLEAse!!!!
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023181
>>2023180
I would be fine if our boners where the samew size!!!!
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023184
imma go fuck my girl!!!!!!
▶ f97e90 (25) No.2023186>>2023187
▶ 2369c0 (2) No.2023188
Yes, partybus gets all the bitches
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023190>>2023191
>>2023189
I was naked
but now I am also afraid
▶ 64067b (18) No.2023193
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023194
never tried this before.....hopefully you guyus like my first sellfish!
▶ 64067b (18) No.2023195>>2023196
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023196
>>2023195
Squoddy.............
▶ 64067b (18) No.2023199
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023201
Bottle caps are like landmines when you have tile floors.
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023202>>2023203
I fucked my girl, I accidentally put it in her butt for a second though and she didn't like that.
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023203>>2023205
>>2023202
but its only been a half hour desu
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023204
well you gotta take a shower and get all the lube out of your ass
gotta count for that too
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023205
>>2023203
I went straight to work, and half hours a damn long time to fuck, also I came all over and we gotta wash sheets now.
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023206
don't even @ me if you can't fuck all night
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023207
We bought to go again!!!!!
▶ 93ad0a (13) No.2023209
Do u guys think my baby tomato is cute
▶ 93ad0a (13) No.2023211>>2023213
>>2023210
Rin said I'm punk loli, though
Are you sure I'm not a loli?
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023213>>2023214
>>2023211
I used to shop at hot topic
I know what i'm talking about
▶ 93ad0a (13) No.2023214
>>2023212
Pale Matsuri gyaru is the only correct gyaru
>>2023213
I did too; that should be obvious
▶ 93ad0a (13) No.2023215>>2023216
I should actually check out Hot Topic again some time
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023216>>2023223
>>2023215
youd fit in there
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023217>>2023223
Lets go shopping at Hot Topic
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023218>>2023220
We did the fuck again, no she wants the cuddles.
▶ 8b4050 (18) No.2023219>>2023223
Hell bent with ill intent, far from innocent, direction is uncertainty but we will see, eventually
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023220>>2023222
>>2023218
It's only been 5 minnutes desu
▶ 993cf2 (2) No.2023221>>2023223
i like hot topic can i come
▶ 14654e (35) No.2023222
▶ 93ad0a (13) No.2023223>>2023224 >>2023225 >>2023234
>>2023216
I don't wear stuff like that most of the time but I have a few band shirts and stuff that are the kind of thing they sell
I kind of want to gorilla glue Hot Topic spikes to the edges of my Tamagotchi in the shape of a downward-pointing pentagram but it seems like that may be hard to do with smooth plastic even with glue like that
>>2023217
It's a good idea
Kind of want a Ghost shirt
>>2023219
Yeah same
>>2023221
Yeah
Good luck with your appointment later, by the way ^^
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023224>>2023226
>>2023223
I kind of want to gorilla glue Hot Topic spikes to the edges of my Tamagotchi in the shape of a downward-pointing pentagram but it seems like that may be hard to do with smooth plastic even with glue like that
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023225>>2023228
>>2023223
I want a Ghost Town shirt pretty badly
▶ 93ad0a (13) No.2023226
>>2023224
I kind of want to gorilla glue Hot Topic spikes to the edges of my Tamagotchi in the shape of a downward-pointing pentagram but it seems like that may be hard to do with smooth plastic even with glue like that
Like this image I made in Photoshop except I decided silver spikes would be better because they'd match it better
▶ 93ad0a (13) No.2023228>>2023229
>>2023225
I don't think I've listened to Ghost Town
Are they your favorite Hot Topic band
▶ 8b4050 (18) No.2023230
STOP POSTING NEF, REAL NEF IS IN ONE OF THE DISCORDS AND ITS CONFUSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
▶ 93ad0a (13) No.2023231>>2023233
>>2023227
Actually I feel like you linked me this before a different time I was high out of my mind
I kind of like it
>>2023229
I'll listen to that next
How are things with that trap? :3
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023233>>2023235
>>2023231
I had a change of heart.
Got control of myself for once.
▶ 993cf2 (2) No.2023234>>2023235
>>2023223
things have come up making me push back the appointment
and have to go to a different doctor
was supposed to go today but
again
things changed
hopefully by the end of march ill be good
▶ 93ad0a (13) No.2023235>>2023237
New Citrus in less than 9 hours (▼ω▼o)y-~~~
New Matsuri caps in less than 9 hours (▼ω▼o)y-~~~
>>2023233
I get short crushes like that sometimes to, or at least I used to
It happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>2023234
Okay, I hope everything's alright ^^
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023237>>2023240
>>2023235
I get them sometimes
At least i didn't do anything
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023238>>2023241
>When erio will never crush on you
▶ 93ad0a (13) No.2023240>>2023242 >>2023243
>>2023236
>Oni
I'm not a weeb, explain ur post
>>2023237
Yeah people don't like it if you e-date them for a short time and then get bored
▶ 93ad0a (13) No.2023241
>>2023238
I haven't gotten many crushes on bois
▶ f97e90 (25) No.2023242>>2023246
>>2023240
The half demon girl.
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023243>>2023246
>>2023240
God I always get so bored.
I just want out
▶ 8b4050 (18) No.2023244>>2023246
>When you e-date someone but then oops you accidentally live next to them
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023245>>2023249
A guy I met in VRchat lives in the same town as me and wants to take me dirt biking at his families desert estate and then grab a limo and party in LA .
▶ 93ad0a (13) No.2023246>>2023247 >>2023248 >>2023249
>>2023242
The one you're posting? Wait, didn't you complain about that anime specifically to me? U called it "Cucked in the Franxx"
>>2023243
Yeah I still feel pretty done with relationships for now
Being single is comfy, and romance adds a whole new set of distractions to life when there's other shit I need to figure out
>>2023244
Were u shy about meeting her
▶ f97e90 (25) No.2023247>>2023253
>>2023246
Everyone's been making the cuck meme.
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023248>>2023253
>>2023246
I still hit on people and stuff but I'm not going to date anyone.
▶ 8b4050 (18) No.2023249>>2023250 >>2023253
>>2023245
cool tell me how it goes
>>2023246
not really because she was a giant nerd like me and by then we knew a lot about each other
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023251>>2023252
>>2023250
you should
givehim my number
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023252
>>2023251
I don't know what this guy does but hes loaded
Hes thinking about giving me his vive right now
▶ 93ad0a (13) No.2023253>>2023254 >>2023255
>>2023247
Well I watched the first ep last night and it seems okay so far
I like the horns gril but yeah it seems like the MC might be kind of unideal
>>2023248
Same
Just have a ton of VR sex with many people, starting with the cute trap
>>2023249
Do her parents make good Arab food
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023254
>>2023253
I took a super high 22 year old girl on a weed adventure today.
I found some really weird and cool maps
▶ f97e90 (25) No.2023255>>2023256
>>2023253
They've given him a LOT of room to grow, and 24 eps to do it in, so maybe he'll cowboy up here pretty soon and stop being such a puss.
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023256>>2023258
>>2023255
psshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
▶ 8b4050 (18) No.2023257>>2023259
>>2023250
cool, i ended up in a 4 and a half year long relationship thats still going
▶ f97e90 (25) No.2023258>>2023261
>>2023256
Or maybe he'll end up being like Bard and I'll drop this show faster than his brothers drop him.
▶ 8b4050 (18) No.2023260
>>2023259
two sides to every coin i suppose
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023261>>2023263
>>2023258
That's not true ;~;
▶ 8b4050 (18) No.2023262
at least we both got what we wanted
▶ f97e90 (25) No.2023265
>>2023264
...you're a faggot rainbow of emotions?
Outright Borderline Bard.
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023266
Spec is posting the cuck girl
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023267
haha yeah lets point and laugh at the cuck girl
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023268
Look at that little white cuck ball
▶ f97e90 (25) No.2023269>>2023270 >>2023274
Ichigo is not for bullying or cucking.
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023272>>2023273
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▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023274>>2023275
>>2023269
I would the girl
▶ 10d8b0 (5) No.2023276>>2023285
-runs around in his Mothra pajamas, flapping his cloth wings and making "skreeee" noises-
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023277>>2023279
>>2023275
I'd take her out to a nice restaurant
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023278>>2023283
And then climb out the restroom window and fuck her best friend
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023280
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023281>>2023284
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023282>>2023284
>>2023279
like my place. I cook better than any shit restaurant anyway.
And more privacy is good too
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023283>>2023286
>>2023278
>2023278
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
▶ f97e90 (25) No.2023284>>2023286 >>2023288
>>2023281
Canonically F L A T
>>2023282
>I cook better than any shit restaurant anyway
LMAO no
Doesn't matter, she stands you up and tries to hit on her unrequited crush.
▶ 8b4050 (18) No.2023285>>2023290
>>2023276
apologies for the message on discord but one of my friends got a cat and then his disgusted aunt got dementia or something, im pretty sure that gets confused for Alzheimer's a lot
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023286>>2023287
>>2023283
Oh god yes, I need this.
>>2023284
Breast boi
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023288>>2023289
>>2023284
How would you know, you haven't tried any
▶ f97e90 (25) No.2023289>>2023294
>>2023288
I've seen enough to know.
▶ 10d8b0 (5) No.2023290>>2023292
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023291>>2023293
>>2023287
Can you really blame the Mc for wanting someone else ?
▶ f97e90 (25) No.2023293>>2023296 >>2023297
>>2023291
Oni is the only option.
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023294>>2023298
>>2023289
Because how it looks defines how it tastes.
You're dumber than I thought
▶ 10d8b0 (5) No.2023295>>2023299
>>2023292
-will not stand for this baseless cat-slander...and sits down on the chair politely, folding his mothra wings back-
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023296>>2023298
>>2023293
Until next month where you jump onto a new girl. Like you have the past year
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023297>>2023298
>>2023293
how long until she cucks him ?
▶ f97e90 (25) No.2023298>>2023300 >>2023301
>>2023294
Presentation is worth half.
>>2023296
Pffff. Impossible!
>>2023297
Based on the appearance of pic related? Soon. Very soon.
▶ 8b4050 (18) No.2023299>>2023312
>>2023295
Toxoplas only affects people with compromised immune systems :< you should be safe
i was scared of it anyways
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023300>>2023303
>>2023298
Who could have seen this coming ?
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023301>>2023303
>>2023298
I'll just put some blinders on her then, then slowly put something not too unpleasantly warm into her mouth so she can taste it first and form a proper opinion
riiiiight, just like the last 10 times
▶ 8b4050 (18) No.2023302
the mouse that likes cats
▶ f97e90 (25) No.2023303>>2023306
>>2023300
Absolutely no one... that didn't watch the opening credits.
>>2023301
That sounds kinda rape-y. You gonna make her eat all the eggs next?
SHHH
▶ 8b4050 (18) No.2023304
i kind of think the idea of a parasite living in your brain making you not fear cats anymore is cool, just so it can get eaten and reproduce in the belly of cats
▶ 8b4050 (18) No.2023305
maybe thats why we like cats so much too??
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023306>>2023307 >>2023308
>>2023303
I actually got a shitton of eggs I could serve her too
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023308>>2023315
>>2023306
'Y-you can go home but you've got to eat your eggs first.'
▶ ffe392 (50) No.2023309>>2023311
Anti-cucking method number 37
▶ 8b4050 (18) No.2023310
kind of crazy that something so small could cause such a large behavior change
▶ 10d8b0 (5) No.2023312>>2023314
>>2023299
-refuses to believe it. Kitties don't make you sick. They make you <3 -
▶ 8b4050 (18) No.2023314>>2023317
>>2023312
i mean i totally agree, all evidence points towards pets improving mode and symptoms in sick people as long as sanitation needs are met
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023315
>>2023307
:3
>>2023308
She could, but I bet she'd stay for the night~
▶ 8b4050 (18) No.2023316
▶ 10d8b0 (5) No.2023317>>2023318
>>2023314
-thinks you should stahp playing in the litter box-
-_o
▶ 8b4050 (18) No.2023318
>>2023317
i cant help worrying, i had a sand box as a child
▶ 1b52fb (15) No.2023319>>2023321
good morning lads I don't feel tired today this is going to be a good day
▶ 8b4050 (18) No.2023320>>2023321
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023321>>2023322
>>2023319
Good morning
>>2023320
Good night
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023323
>>2023322
w-wow Bard, please .///.
▶ 64067b (18) No.2023324>>2023325
So hunt down the freeman was a hilarious shitfest
▶ f97e90 (25) No.2023325>>2023329
>>2023324
Who the what now?
▶ f97e90 (25) No.2023327>>2023330 >>2023334
Bard's the god of suckin' dick.
▶ 1b52fb (15) No.2023328>>2023330
Bard is God of all that is good
▶ 64067b (18) No.2023329
>>2023325
HL2 mod that's being sold for $25. At least until valve takes it down, which is inevitable.
Contains plenty of things ripped straight out of the game, straight up stolen from other mods, etc. Also, hilariously bad, buggy to the point of unplayability and generally a complete joke.
Also maybe they leaked the source debug kits that'd let people reverse engineer later versions of source which would be such a hilarious fuck up it's insane, but nobody can confirm or deny it.
▶ 64067b (18) No.2023331>>2023332
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023332>>2023335
>>2023331
you take that back
▶ 1b52fb (15) No.2023333>>2023337
bard is a nice person and a great friend
▶ 64067b (18) No.2023335>>2023341
>>2023332
no
you fukken BARD
▶ 1b52fb (15) No.2023336
▶ 1b52fb (15) No.2023339>>2023340
>>2023337
what are you trying to convey with this message, my lord
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023340>>2023348
>>2023339
maybe this one might be more descriptive hehe :3
▶ 64067b (18) No.2023342
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023343>>2023346
>>2023338
Thanks for last night btw, I really needed that~
▶ 2369c0 (2) No.2023344
Workong on tcg, gonna make that wizard money
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023346>>2023347
>>2023343
wtf HU i told you not to TELL the WHOLE THREAD
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023347
>>2023346
Don't worry, they're all mad jealous at your amazing skills. Especially Squiddy
▶ 1b52fb (15) No.2023348>>2023352
>>2023340
no that's not particularly descriptive either
why don't you just use words
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023350
Cause like Ban, you're a cockgobbler
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023352>>2023355
>>2023348
Me no good with words
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023353>>2023369
>>2023351
I'd kiss all of them regardless
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023354
>>2023349
o-oh
you'r not ;~:
▶ 1b52fb (15) No.2023355>>2023369
>>2023351
afternoon nezi desu
>>2023352
that's ok I'm fairly decent with them I can help you out
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023357>>2023359
double negative.
You indeed do gobble cocks
▶ 1b52fb (15) No.2023358>>2023359
but what if indeed do is a double positive
▶ 64067b (18) No.2023359
▶ d2e6bd (9) No.2023360
Just bought a new keyboard.
Time to suck at games until I get use to it.
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023361
▶ 1b52fb (15) No.2023362>>2023365 >>2023368
don't weasel your way out of this one hu
if a double negative creates a positive then a double positive creates a negative
▶ 1b52fb (15) No.2023364
you know let's talk about something else
I was never very good at maths
▶ 64067b (18) No.2023365
>>2023363
this but unironically
>>2023362
I dunno, I can't find a flaw in this logic.
▶ d2e6bd (9) No.2023366>>2023367
Don't weasel your way out of this one, Loafie.
▶ 1b52fb (15) No.2023367>>2023371
>>2023366
hold on why are you talking about maths in the first place
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023368>>2023372
>>2023362
-2 * -2 = 4
2 * 2 = 4
Nah man
▶ 992c96 (5) No.2023369>>2023372 >>2023375
>>2023353
but would you kiss me if I was a cat?
>>2023355
ohayou
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023370
▶ 1b52fb (15) No.2023372>>2023376
>>2023368
no maths alright
"I don't gobble no cocks" = usage of don't and no, making a double negative, which means that the sentence actually means "I gobble cocks"
now from this logic
"I do gobble cocks" = usage of do and gobble, and, if a double negative creates a positive, then a double positive creates a negative
>>2023369
hi nezi how're you doing
>>2023371
I don't recall having done so but if I have then I shall stop
▶ 1b52fb (15) No.2023373
meaning the 2nd sentence means "I don't gobble cocks"
▶ 64067b (18) No.2023374
I dunno guys, I'm not sure this Hu guy really knows what he's talking about after all.
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023375>>2023376
>>2023369
Is that even a question? ofc!
▶ 992c96 (5) No.2023376>>2023378 >>2023379
>>2023372
couldn't sleep last night
just sitting here kinda out of it
wishing i was feeling good and cuddling a cutie
>>2023375
do you like puppies or kitties more? :u
▶ 64067b (18) No.2023377>>2023378
Hu would kiss you now
he's a kisslut
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023378>>2023380
>>2023376
I like puppies more than kitties, but I like grown cats more than dogs in general.
But I really do love dogs too, so long they don't bark
>>2023377
I'd kiss you, fag!
▶ 1b52fb (15) No.2023379
>>2023376
I too wish I were feeling good and cuddling a cutie
▶ 64067b (18) No.2023380>>2023381
>>2023378
You'd kiss this *dick*
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023381>>2023382 >>2023384
>>2023380
It's so small it's barely kissable
▶ 1bb6dc (55) No.2023383
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNN
▶ 64067b (18) No.2023384>>2023385
>>2023381
That doesn't even make any sense.
The correct joke would have been that it's so small that's all you could do to it, or something.
▶ 55fb29 (32) No.2023385
>>2023384
The joke is it's so small it might as well not be there
▶ 64067b (18) No.2023388
a bit better
at least you're trying now
▶ 1b52fb (15) No.2023389
I nico nico need more nico nico nii puns
▶ 550fde (5) No.2023392