/animus/ - Avatarfag Circlejerk★

Joy.

>>2013505

Hey there tough guy

>>2013506

Evening.

We had to have a meeting because they found two boys, a sophomore and a junior, "Performing oral sex simultaneously," in one of the bathrooms on campus.

>>2013508

Was today less miserable?

>>2013509

Nice. Did they finish?

>>2013510

For the time being.

>>2013510

How the fuck am I supposed to know? It turned into 45 minutes of "If this happens again yap yap faculty are expected to yap yap police report yap." and then some twenty minute bullshittery about tolerance and acceptance because we "Can't single out the homosexual students."

I was lurking here more than I was paying attention.

I even got to call Loco trash.

>>2013511

Well, congratulations then!

>>2013512

Really, for a blowjob? What kind of school are you in, it's not the biggest deal

>>2013514

Joy.

>>2013515

I should be coding. I am not coding.

>>2013514

Sexual contact between two minors is convoluted when it comes to legality.

It's also not the first time it's happened, according to my coworkers.

I have no opinion on it one way or the other. They're horny teenagers, it happens, it's just the fact that it happened on school property that meant we had to have a meeting. I end up staying long after my students most days not because I don't want to prepare or grade things at home, but because we have pointless meetings twice or three times a week.

Three months ago, we had a violence and conflict resolution meeting because a girl pulled another girls hair in the hall.

And this could have all been circumvented if they decided to suck each other off at home.

>>2013516

Logically, would be more entertain to code than to continue here.

>>2013518

>entertain

Fuck

>>2013517

Teenagers can't always go home to get blowjobs. I got a few highschool bjs in my time.

>>2013518

One doesn't exclude the other, i can work and still provide you with my radiant presence.

heckin tumblrtale

ON MY /animus/

>>2013520

I'm just bitching for the sake of bitching.

How's your day going?

>>2013521

Kill it with fire.

>>2013520

Apologies, my simple American mind was unable to comprehend this "Multitasking" you inferred.

>>2013522

At least those 2 kids had a good time. I'm doing alright, I've done absolutely nothing all day, and looking forward to a similar day tomorrow.

>>2013524

Their parents were called to the school.

I don't think they share the sentiment.

I envy you. What should you be coding?

>>2013523

I was more worried about your age than your citizenship

<3

>>2013525

I have a fun side project i've been working on a bit, and I want to work on it today, just a silly website. It's fun to make things in your off time.

>>2013526

I fear the day when I'm unable to understand something technologically.

>>2013524

that's a very nice Sucy you have there

>>2013526

I know that feel.

I just finished building my living room coffee table a couple of days ago and I'm back to burning my life on video games in my down time. What do you do when you finish a project and feel empty?

>>2013527

You should get in to quantum computing and realize that fear way earlier than intended.

>>2013529

>>2013530

>Quantum computing

I'd rather deal with the mothers of two 69'ng teens than deal with that shit.

>>2013527

Our generation is the first in a while where the generation above us doesn't get much of what we do. I don't think our kids are gonna have such a drastic leap. You should be fine until you're senile, and we'll both be dead before then.

>>2013528

>

>>2013529

What's up

>>2013530

I start another project.

>>2013534

>I'd rather deal with the fathers*

FTFY

>>2013535

So when are you planning to move?

Is it just when you work out details or do you have a date in mind?

>>2013536

Inspire me.

>>2013536

Can't say for sure. Dementia runs pretty hard on my moms side. And heart problems run up and down my dads side.

>>2013537

Nah, dads are easy to talk with.

"Turns out your kids a fruit. Here's a beer."

>>2013539

You and I have very different experiences with fathers.

>>2013537

Side projects are so personal, you know I can't do that.

>>2013538

Sounds like you're basically Schroedinger's cat

>>2013539

>>2013540

>

>>2013540

Well, I have to deal with emotional bullshit moms tend to spit more often than I'd like. But I generally just don't say anything to let them tire themselves out.

>>2013541

I'd say it works.

>>2013542

More like Burns from the Simpsons. Where he'll live forever unless he gets nudged the wrong way.

>>2013544

>But I generally just don't say anything to let them tire themselves out.

The only winning move is not to play.

>>2013542

Anything can act as a muse, but if you're insistent, I'll just sit here and stew in my own lack of creativity.

>>2013544

I prefer speaking with women, even angry mothers, because I'm young and attractive with a deep, tonal voice, and women tend to find it hard to be angry with me as long as I'm not being my socially drunk and obnoxious self.

Men on the other hand, think I'm a spineless pussy, and they're much harder to keep calm.

Granted all parents are irrational shit-spewers when it comes to their precious darling overdeveloped cumstain of a child.

>>2013545

You'd think, but on more than one occasion they got more upset I wasn't engaging in the conversation.

Wife's home. Spousal obligations beckon.

>>2013535

You will let me help you sooner or later goddamn it.

>>2013548

I'm a huge tosser and couldn't care less. But being a big strong stoic keeps bitches from being too stressful on my ass. Men are generally more logical and easier to deal with I find.

BUT, to be fair, never had to tell one his kid prefers giant floppy dicks to hot rod cars and pussy.

>>2013546

That's fine. Wanna talk about the sperging, or is it too personal?

>>2013548

Also wait, you made your coffee table? This I need to see.

>>2013550

Hi waif.

>>2013549

Never satisfied, those parents.

>2 skins and 2 highlight intros

dis box!

>>2013552

Meh. Enough about hinting about something I do.

How was your relaxing day you fag?

>>2013554

It was great. Yesterday was pizza night with the boys, I spent today playing games and watching stuff with the bf. I didn't even have to make dinner, housemate made too much food and owed me one so i just had a healthy meal delivered to my room.

Lazy days truly are the best.

>>2013555

I mean I'm happy for you and everything but fuck you

>>2013556

Didn't mean to rub anything in your face. On the bright side you make money. Which you then spend on goods and services.

>>2013557

>

>>2013558

I need time to spend it.

I do my best with impulsive Amazon shopping and buying lunch for everyone but the mountain of dosh keeps rising.

>>2013559

I'm saving up money, but only because my rent's pre-paid for the year, and my parents chipped in, so living basically only costs food and whatever i decide to purchase.

Go ahead, make fun of me.

>>2013560

It's fine, i'm in no hurry. So how's your day been, besides that inconvenience that is

>>2013561

Saving up for what?

>>2013562

Not for anything in particular, the money just sort of accumulates over time.

>>2013563

The best kind, one would argue.

>>2013564

i actually also have a vulgar amount of cash that's been slowly piling up in my stash since I tend to never spend spend anything. I need to hide this better before I get killed over it.

>>2013565

Hah. Keeping it all in the open are you?

>>2013566

I have around 900 euros sort of pushed to the bottom of a drawer. I'd kinda forgotten about it but this conversation has reminded me of it. I should really go put these in the bank.

>>2013567

Yeah you should.

>>2013568

What if they know it's drug money

>>2013569

What the fuck else could 900 Euro in the bottom of a drawer supposed to be for.

not enough goat in thread

>>2013570

I don't even buy drugs, i only leech it off my roommate.

>>2013571

im pretty sure you're the only one who feels that way besides me

>>2013572

Well yeah, you use the Euro to transport the drugs from table to body.

>>2013561

it's been ok

it's been as uneventful as always and I don't want to keep living like this but I'm also too afraid of change to do anything about it even when someone offers directly

>>2013571

>>2013573

No, I suppore more goat, but I cannot provide goat.

>>2013574

That's one hell of a high.

>>2013575

>>2013576

Get your shit together, living like this isn't healthy and it's not normal. But really as you know you're the only one standing in your way here.

>>2013577

Oh, you're talking about Weed? I thought that shit was legal there.

>>2013577

well i stand corrected then

>>2013577

ok

>>2013578

Weed is the only thing I do, I'm not into harder stuff. Though I guess I also haven't tried a lot of it.

Weed is legal in the netherlands, I don't live there, fortunately. it's a boring country.

>>2013581

Alcohol's harder, I think.

>>2013582

Really, getting out of the routine is the hardest part. I've done it though, and it can be done. I don't have easy tips for you, but just know that the state you're in isn't a fatality, you can leave it.

>>2013583

Okay, well I do weed and alcohol. I don't do cocaine is what I mean. Do you?

>>2013584

Nah.

>>2013583

just don't do goat though, hardest drug out there

won't be able to quit once you start

>>2013586

you're being silly

>>2013586

>>2013585

Good boy.

>>2013586

MORE GOAT

>>2013589

>>2013590

Anything is better than nothing. As shitty as a tortuous job would be, it'd be motivation, something to get up for in the morning, and from there if you don't like it you can get motivated to get a better job.

oh i forgot my picture

>>2013589

ok

>>2013598

It's a good video, brent

>>2013600

>

>>2013603

>>2013604

Hey babe

missed you ;)

>>2013601

Pff

>>2013605

Hey qt. What's down

>>2013607

God you make me fukken wet

>>2013608

Is everything ok

Fish why'd you disappear off the face of the earth?

>>2013609

Just kinky

>>2013610

?

>>2013611

Aren't you always

>>2013612

Yes

>>2013613

Oh I forgot about that message, rip. Thanks qt.

>>2013614

You need prayer

>>2013615

Yeah, send me your love

>>2013616

>>2013617

You can't run away from the truth

>>2013618

>>2013619

Sure you can.

>>2013620

>>2013622

♥

>>2013621

>>2013623

You're both cuties.

>>2013625

Prove it.

>>2013626

>>2013627

Shh. Everything is ok.

>>2013628

>Can't prove it

Everything must not be ok then.

>>2013629

I have nothing to prove, cuteness is subjective.

>>2013630

See, that was cute.

>>2013631

And opinions can be shit.

Without any actual conviction to your words I can disregard them as having no merit.

>>2013632

Adorkable.

>>2013633

I have conviction, but i'm not claiming to have objective truth.

>

>>2013634

Nor actual evidence.

>>2013635

I find your defensiveness over this quite endearing for example

>>2013636

You attachments to odd character traits is curious to say the least.

>>2013637

What can I say, we're all a bit odd here

>>2013639

I resent that. I am completely normal, right down to the daily wish to die horrifically in some manner that let's people think I was doing something heroic or that I did not want to die.

>>2013639

Not me. I'm only the odd one out with how not odd I am.

>>2013640

>"Oh my goodness! That man jumped in front of that bus to push the kid out of the way to save it!"

>"Hah, fuck you kid this one's mine you're not dying before me"

>>2013642

That is essentially my desire, yes.

>>2013640

Very normal.

And great gif.

>>2013641

You're pretty odd.

>>2013642

>>2013644

My overwhelming apathy does much to mitigate.

>>2013644

Everybody I talk to also wishes to die in a similar matter. Makes get together difficult. We always fight who gets to walk closest to the street, and what not.

>>2013645

>>2013646

I'm curious, are you like that in real life too, or is it just how you talk online? I'm pretty rowdy socially.

>>2013649

I've always been a dick, yes.

Parties are best small with people I know and good alcohol.

I don't do physical contact unless I've known the person for several months.

>>2013650

I'm the same with parties, small gatherings of close friends are best. I like going to a bar, but I hate clubs, if that makes sense.

You're not a dick. I'm pretty tactile though, unlike you, I'll hug anyone

>>2013651

Bars are alright, Prefer just staying at home and getting drunk though. Easier to get greasy shitty food though. Clubs are trash and the people that go to the are equally bad.

>Touching others

Oh god that's disgusting.

But bullets shaped like guns would have poor aerodynamics! They likely would tumble and fail to strike accurately! How am I going to shoot brown people from 300 yards out if my bullets are as accurate as the claim that all illegal mexicans are great people?

Also good news i finally started coding. Never too late.

>>2013653

I agree, clubs are awful.

I'm sure you'd hug me happily.

>>2013654

Fire them faster.

>>2013655

Ehhhhhhhhh, maybe a beer.

>>2013655

welcome brother

>>2013657

But I can only load my rounds so hot before I blow my breach apart!

>>2013657

A beer's fine. I recently had the odd experience of being already drunk before I left the house to get to the bar. It was interesting.

>>2013658

Hallo

>>2013661

Are you the pro gunbullets or anti gunbullets!?!?

>>2013662

I can already code quite proficiently. I meant i literally started writing code right now. I was talking about putting it off earlier.

>>2013659

So use more lube, Jesus.

>>2013660

Well if you ever come to this shithole of a state let me know and we'll go to a bar or three. If I decide to trust you I can give you some of the beer I make.

>>2013654

What about a rifle that shoots NERF football things?

>>2013665

I'm very proud of you for that

>>2013667

Wait, you make your own beer? What do you call it?

>>2013668

they are okay, the are less accurate than a boat tail subsonic load, but hey, who doesn't love a special snowflake?

>>2013666

Which one were you from that post though?

>>2013667

That sounds awful. Oil sliding and getting flung everywhere.

>>2013668

Looks like a pregnant flachette to me, and things tumble like a mother fucker.

>>2013669

Back when I wanted to make labels for it I was going to call it "Lazy Viking".

Lazy Lager

Apathetic Ale

Sluggish Stout

But then I stopped giving a shit and just bottle it and drink it.

>>2013671

Not oil, lube.

>>2013672

I'd love to try it. But you need a proper name. That's 50% of the fun of making your own beer.

These are good names, you should pick one.

>>2013672

That wouldn't work though, tracer.

>>2013674

I mean, there are the names. Use them for whatever type of beer I made.

>>2013676

So use more Lube.

>>2013678

So how do you make it? Is it good? I have so many questions.

>>2013679

Nez.

>>2013680

The usual way one makes home brewed beer.

I think it's alright. About 8% ABV generally too.

Ask away.

>>2013673

I don't get how it gets around anything, smooth bore just means it's a shotgun, and has to have an 18inch barrel, without the same $200 tax stamp for an sbs,

I really don't see how they are getting around anything with it, unless they claim it was designed to be fired out of a short smoothbore, even so, it would have to be designed so it cannot take any other ammo.

I want to see a white letter from the atf.

>>2013681

I'm not familiar with the home brewed beer process. Nice, that's a pretty strong beer. Does it cost significantly less than buying it or is it just for fun?

>>2013677

I have a soft spot for meme guns.

>>2013507

Hello, thread

>>2013683

I'm lazy and buy a kit, although there is a supply shop not too needlessly far from me where I can get it cheaper. Each batch makes about 5 gallons. I don't need to buy new bottles because I reuse them, so at 5 gallons each bottle costs me about 25 cents to make.

>>2013687

How's Grids?

>>2013688

That sounds great. Is it very time-consuming? How long for each batch in general?

>>2013692

About an hour to prep, an hour to put everything together. 2 weeks to have beer ferment. I re-rack the beer to get it off all the sediment from sitting that long, let it sit another week or so, or until the air lock doesn't move for about an hour. Then I pitch sugar into another carboy and transfer the beer into the sugar. Then I bottle that and let it sit for another week or so to carbonate.

So about 5-6 weeks at the longest.

>>2013678

You are hopeless.

>>2013682

It isn't sooth bore. It is grooved, just not rifled. Straight grooves.

Also I am not sure why it is pictured with that round, from what I am reading it is chambered in 5.56 nato for the media day, and will be shipping in .300 blackout.

>>2013688

That is unheard of cheapness in terms of brewing beer. Hell you can't even ferment wine for that, including the fruits, unless you use something like Juicy juice.

>>2013694

That's me.

>>2013695

My math's probably off too. Probably more like 35-40 cents per bottle. But yeah, it's a good price for 5 gallons.

>>2013696

Come on, listen to yourself. The appeal of this firearm is that it is a short barrel rifle that isn't classified as a sbr. You aren't expecting distance out of this thing. It is literally something to keep as home defense in close quarters situations. If you are shooting at something more than 100m away, you already should be considering using a different platform.

>>2013689

how does non helical rifling make it not a rifle?

how is it not an sbr

I want a White Letter!

a company and their lawyers can claim what they want, until the atf rules on it.

>>2013690

I am well, how is the cato?

>>2013694

the atf as far as I understand has yet to define rifling, or rifled.

so, it's as simple as them saying, it's just non helical rifling, and boom, its still a rifle

>>2013693

Nice, that's a solid amount of beer you can get going constantly. I should try it, i drink enough beer that it might be worth the investment.

>>2013701

They're really fun tho. My fave and daily carry.

>>2013702

Most expensive bath is the first. After that it gets cheaper.

>>2013699

In that case, we should go shooting.

>>2013700

No rifling is defined. It requires a twist. That is the whole point of rifling. Straight grooves aren't new either, they just weren't effective like rifling, so rifling took off.

>>2013703

Fair enough man, and honestly, I hope more of this stuff starts getting innovated, because fuck these stupid restrictions.

>>2013700

I am doing ok

but feeling super guilty that I don't want to EVE

>>2013705

I really ought to look into it. Really awesome thing to have going for you.

>>2013697

Are we talking per 12 oz? Because we can't be talking about per 5 gallon. That has to cost more like 30 or 40 bucks to brew a 5 gallon.

>>2013703

the important thing is, a suppressor is defined as being man portable, and if I attach it to a chain that is attached to a 50lbs chunk of concrete and it is in no way removable, it is by definition not a suppressor.

>>2013706

but has the atf defined it?

there may be a common understood definition, but those mean fuck all to the atf.

>>2013707

is EVE any good?

>>2013708

I think it would be a good welcoming to the shit hole.

>>2013709

Because you have at least a basic understanding of things not being gun bullets.

>>2013712

No that literally is what rifling is. Rifling is helical grooves. Here I will try to look up an atf mention of it.

>>2013704

I'd rather a Tok

>>2013710

God speed.

Let me know how it goes.

>>2013711

Welp, yeah you're right. I generally make about 50 bottles. So it's closer to 70 cents each.

>>2013711

>saw 12 oz

>brain immediately injected mouse afterward

>>2013716

Will do

>>2013718

My supplies cost about 32 dollarydoos.

>>2013720

Good girl.

>>2013724

:^)

>>2013716

Ahh, that makes more sense now.

>>2013717

...Ok...

>>2013719

You;re telling me, bud.

>>2013722

No, it is brain rocketry.

>>2013718

>>2013723

These archaic units are confusing me.

> 22L per batch, that's 66 bottles (33cL per bottle, 22 / .33 = 66).

For 32 bucks, you're still at around 50 cents per bottle, which is a pretty good price considering it's most likely better than whatever shitty beer you can find for ~ double that price in store.

>>2013729

>L

>cL

>>2013730

some of you fags are alright, don't come to /animus/ tomorrow

>>2013727

Same. Though I have never heard of rifling being anything other than helical. Any definition search brings up helical grooves.

I mean, I think you are perfectly fine in assuming the ATF acknowledges this as well. Rifling has specific twist rates, and none of them are 0. It comes back down to the evolution of the rifle. Smooth bores were popular until rifling came out. The twist allowed for more stability and accuracy. They were rifled barrels, and that is why they are now called rifles.

>>2013730

I am purely hetero, my good man. Also, grew up with guns all over the house since I could walk.

>>2013731

I like it, decimals are useful, especially compared to the silly 160oz per gallon. Look how easy it is. 22L, a pint is 0.5L, so it means you have 44 pints per batch.

>>2013730

>gay

Straight as a rail.

>>2013735

Sometime after Elma gets here.

>>2013738

I guess. I am just correcting an error I see. I would also say I am white, if you were to call me brown. Want to call me racist as well? Or just brown?

>>2013739

>he isn't a racist

Clearly, goat monsters are the superior master race. Every other race is shit.