47cf71 No.2007696
I'm sorry but what even is Birdo
Is it like, a weird female Yoshi? Except Yoshis can lay eggs on their own??????
Is it its own species? Are the males pink and with bows too?
I don't trust it, we have no idea what it's after, fucking ignore it
2bee3f No.2007699
Unfortunate timing.
>>2007698
What's your offer? :^)
e5ecf5 No.2007700
Birdo is the first transvestite creature in Mario that you see.
8d06dc No.2007701
>>2007699
What can I even offer ?
47cf71 No.2007702
>>2007699
What is
>>2007700
Its face is made to seduce
47cf71 No.2007703
I think it's possible that it's actually a benign creature
Maybe it doesn't eat penises, but just the ejaculate
2bee3f No.2007704
>>2007701
Anal sex.
>>2007702
Oh, I just posted right before the new thread.
e5ecf5 No.2007705
>>2007702
A face only a nigger would love.
8d06dc No.2007708
2bee3f No.2007710
>>2007707
Does the tripcode break the skull? lmao
d9b854 No.2007711
>Gender
>According to the North American instruction manual of Super Mario Bros. 2 (pg. 27)[10]:
>He thinks he is a girl and he spits eggs from his mouth. He'd rather be called “birdetta.”
>This statement applies to all translations of the title. Throughout the official guide, Birdo is also consistently referred to as a "he"[7]. In Japan, Birdo is portrayed as a male who believes she is a female and prefers to be called by a nickname, "Cathy", rather than her real name "Catherine"[11]. As recently as Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Birdo's trophy description describes the character as "gender indeterminate", and uses the pronoun "it" rather than gender-specific pronouns such as "he" or "she", which has sometimes been used in other occurrences[12]. However, Nintendo of America and Nintendo of Europe usually refer to Birdo as female.
>The confusion surrounding Birdo's gender has also been addressed in a light-hearted matter, such as when Popple pauses before settling on calling Birdo a "dame" in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, and is also shown in the U.S. manual of Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour, where all the female characters have a pink dot behind them, including Birdo. In Super Mario Advance, Birdo has a feminine voice, though the voice's pitch level varies depending on color: Pink Birdo has the highest pitched voice, Green Birdo has the lowest pitched voice, and Red Birdo's voice has a pitch level that's in between.
>In the game Captain Rainbow, Birdo is heard with a deep, male voice which gets high-pitched when she gets angry or excited. Additionally, in the game's second trailer, Little Mac from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! speaks about Birdo, calling her a "young lady," only to take a short break and ponder. His final verdict is "Depending on one's view point, she is a young lady." In the game, Birdo's indeterminate gender also forms the basis for a side quest to find proof that she is a girl (which is found, but censored).
>In Mario Kart 8, she appears on "Women of Racing Organization" advertisements in N64 Royal Raceway, and in Sunshine Airport, the person in the speaker calls her "Ms. Birdo".
>In Paper Mario: Sticker Star, the first two lyrics of Birdo's serenade alludes to the gender confusion by saying Heart of a woman, heart of a man.... Both can know of love's grace.....
>In Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, the two are partners and share a similar Special Item. On the official Japanese site for Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, the description for Catherine states she "appears to be Yoshi's girlfriend, but is actually his boyfriend!?" (「ヨッシーの彼女に見えて実は彼氏!?」)[13]
Nintendo is so progressive.
8d06dc No.2007712
>>2007710
I was trying othe emojis but I think it does
47cf71 No.2007713
>>2007704
Was that an entrance post
I think I was kind of thinking of u as already here because u post so often
ur basically my sister
>>2007705
Imagine seeing that fucchole after wandering alone in the mushroom mountains for six months
8d06dc No.2007715
2bee3f No.2007716
>>2007712
>>2007714
????
What happened
>>2007713
I kind of always have some thread up, but I'm usually doing other shit and not looking at it
e5ecf5 No.2007717
Thanks Tsuchi, we would be lost without you.
47cf71 No.2007718
>>2007711
I didn't know there was actually complicated gender stuff about Birdo
I thought it was just a girl or that no one at Nintendo cared to develop/explain Birdo's character
>>2007716
Same
It's nice having you around so much though ^^
5ddd6c No.2007719
>>2007718
Birdo was the first transgender character in video games
47cf71 No.2007720
>>2007719
But is there only one Birdo
It's not a species? Just one weird thing that jumped out of the void?
Or is it a species and they're all dickgirls who make butt babies
8d06dc No.2007721
>>2007716
Only the skull emoji seems to work
I wanted this
👏🤑👌
5ddd6c No.2007722
>>2007720
birdo is the only birdo
4dbf42 No.2007723
>>2007720
Birdo is the specific individual.
In JP her name is Catherine.
47cf71 No.2007724
>>2007722
The wonderful thing about Tiggers is I'm the only one
I slaughtered the rest of my kind
d9b854 No.2007725
Birdo needs to be purged like the abomination he is.
47cf71 No.2007727
>>2007723
Maybe a Yoshi who underwent surgery to get a weird face fucchole
2bee3f No.2007728
>>2007718
"It's nice that you feel like shit and post so much as a result of it lately"
:(
>>2007721
That's pretty fucked up.
I think the skull emoji was in unicode before emoji though so I can kinda see why it would behave like that though.
2bee3f No.2007730
47cf71 No.2007731
>>2007728
Being upset makes you post more? I guess you're just lonely :3
>>2007729
Did you see Bebop broke his computer screen because he slammed his head into it or something? Lmao
8d06dc No.2007732
>>2007728
RIP
>>2007730
I tried but I just can't break past my limits.
8d06dc No.2007733
>>2007731
Thats pretty amazing.
i'm happy for him
5ddd6c No.2007734
>>2007731
Holy shit bebops is the most autistic social inept fuck i've ever come across in my life
what a fucking dumbass
2bee3f No.2007735
>>2007731
Something like that, I guess.
>>2007732
Did you read the Super spoiler thread?
2bee3f No.2007736
Holy shit bards is the most autistic social inept fuck i've ever come across in my life
what a fucking dumbass
5ddd6c No.2007737
>>2007736
oh you like the pedophile is that it?
what absolute dogshit taste in everything you have
8d06dc No.2007738
>>2007735
I did
its very rushed I think
These last episodes are going to have to be amazing or else people are gonna be upset.
47cf71 No.2007739
>>2007733
He got VR stuff and that happened the first day
I was watching him stream for a while before it happened; it was great because it was a shooting game and he was struggling so much
The Nave SEALs would kick him out if they saw how he awkwardly wiggled that knife while trying to stab
>>2007734
He's just a cute shota who throws wii remotes at televisions
>>2007735
I hope posting helps you feel better
70b3af No.2007740
>>2007736
At first I thought she was just posing impractically, but then I realized she may be spinning around so she can toss a bag full of bricks at a passing bus and I'm not sure how to feel about that.
2bee3f No.2007741
>>2007737
>I hate an autist more than I hate a pedophile
Welp, I guess I'm a pedophile sympathizer.
>>2007738
What the fuck happens to Frieza though!?!?!?!
>>2007739
Eh, it just kinda distracts me I guess.
5ddd6c No.2007742
>>2007739
oh oof somebody killed me in splatoon
im so angry I'm gonna break my television
5ddd6c No.2007743
>>2007741
What the fuck is up your asshole recently
I havent even been talking to you
8d06dc No.2007744
>>2007739
That must of been pretty funny.
Did you record the part where he crashed his head into his screen ?
was that on stream ?
>>2007741
Hes just laying under some rocks knocked out
They are trying to make us forget about him I think
unless he gets knocked out next episode hes probably gonna show up after Jiren and Goku double KO each other
369e1b No.2007745
47cf71 No.2007746
>>2007740
It's probably just explosives or something
>>2007742
The wii remote thing is just meme-ing but wii remotes r dangerous
Gotta use that wrist strap, boi
>>2007744
I wasn't there when it happened; idk if it was on stream
The pic of his broken screen is there somewhere in Sinni's groupchat though
47cf71 No.2007747
2bee3f No.2007748
>>2007740
Well actually, if you notice the slight blush on her face, I'm pretty certain that she spotted her crush (you, the viewer) and is taken aback by your stunning good looks and she's in the process of swooning and falling over.
>>2007743
Mmn, probably some shit and air I guess?
It's just a meme, besides not talking to someone doesn't make you hate them any less :^)
>>2007744
Like they make a point to have Android 17 save him with a rock and then all the descriptions seemingly forget about him.
This is going to be a Hit's Clone theory all over again if he's not eliminated next episode.
>>2007745
New phone who dis
8d06dc No.2007749
>>2007745
Oh hello
We won't have any problems if you stay away from the rainbow bears.
>>2007746
Are they just laughing at him ?
5ddd6c No.2007750
>>2007746
I ean the same thing applies to those fucking R tards who rage at mobas and smash the keyboard into their fucking face too
If someone gets gennuinely so upset at an entertainment medium that they causephsyical damage to themselves and their property
That person should get their head checked
47cf71 No.2007751
>>2007741
Did you get an interview yet
5ddd6c No.2007752
>>2007748
Keep having a stick up your asshole about something that happened 5 years ago you little whiny bitch
70b3af No.2007753
>>2007746
Ooooh, well that's not so bad.
>>2007748
Ah. Yeah, that makes far more sense.
Well, good night everyone!
b532a1 No.2007754
I support Birdo in her transition.
2bee3f No.2007755
>>2007751
Nah, I haven't heard back from him yet.
>>2007752
Having a stick up my asshole would feel pretty good, but it would be terribly uncomfortable in this position.
>>2007753
Sweet dreams, cutie~
369e1b No.2007756
am i required to put on a name and avatarfag
8d06dc No.2007757
>>2007748
I'm ready for the end when the grand priest says "lol it was just a prank" and nothing was actually erased and everyone is just watching on GodTube
8d06dc No.2007758
>>2007756
you aren't required to do anything
5ddd6c No.2007759
>>2007756
if you wanna get attention a name is like the bottom line
pics are extra but if you got an overpowering personality you can prolly pull it off
2bee3f No.2007760
>>2007757
Goku is going to win and wish everyone back so they can hold the tournament annually.
47cf71 No.2007761
>>2007749
It's a non-bullying chat so only I was cos he likes it when I do it
>>2007750
It happened because he had his VR thing on and couldn't see what was around him, lol
Or maybe that's just a jewish lie I guess
>>2007753
ilu
>>2007754
Yeah, more Yoshis should get face fuccholes, imo
>>2007755
You could apply for other jobs too
That's probably best so you have different options
8d06dc No.2007762
>>2007760
He wants to wish Freeza back
Goku is a shit person
b532a1 No.2007763
>>2007761
the fuccholes are just receptacles for yoshi-tongues
e5ecf5 No.2007764
>>2007756
No.
Helps if you want to be recognized though.
24bbb8 No.2007765
God I forgot how much I love cold showers.
d9b854 No.2007766
>>2007761
>It happened because he had his VR thing on and couldn't see what was around him
Does he just use the VR to pretend he's really a Navy SEAL and not in his parents' basement?
e5ecf5 No.2007767
>>2007765
Meh.
Good on a hot day.
2bee3f No.2007768
>>2007761
I sort of want this job though, so I might just wait for it a bit.
>>2007762
>Oh yeah, can we bring Frieza back to life?
>Ohohohohoho now to destroy za warudo!
>fin
5ddd6c No.2007770
>>2007761
even if that was the case I don't think I could care less even if I tried
Maybe if it was about someone more interesting
8d06dc No.2007771
>>2007768
I hope Freeza wins so something interesting happens.
d9b854 No.2007772
>>2007771
Nothing interesting ever happens in DBZ.
24bbb8 No.2007773
>>2007767
It's good every day. At least ending the shower on just cold is awesome.
>>2007769
I know, right? How could I forget something so awesome.
5ddd6c No.2007774
>>2007772
I thought the ss3 transformation was pretty badass when I was like 7
2bee3f No.2007775
>>2007771
What would Frieza even wish for though?
47cf71 No.2007776
>>2007763
Wow that makes sense
It's like a sex metaphor with dinosaur faces
>>2007766
He was playing some combat shooting game when I was watching
See >>2007739
>>2007768
Okay, I hope it works out ^^
>>2007770
Like if a dog did it or something
5ddd6c No.2007777
>>2007776
Now we're talking
8d06dc No.2007778
>>2007775
He wishes that none of this ever happens
He doesn't want people to remember him getting cucked to death by Toppo
e5ecf5 No.2007779
>>2007773
Eh. If I haven't seared my flesh off with molten water It doesn't feel right.
d9b854 No.2007780
>>2007776
That is both genuinely sad and hilarious.
24bbb8 No.2007781
>>2007779
I guess, but you just feel so much more alive after a cold shower.
e5ecf5 No.2007782
>>2007781
>Wanting to feel alive
Ahhhh, there's the problem.
b532a1 No.2007783
2bee3f No.2007784
>>2007776
Thanks, y-you too.
>>2007778
But then he'd still be dead :(
2bee3f No.2007785
8d06dc No.2007786
>>2007784
I dunno
I want him to win though
I have that avatar in VRchat
d9b854 No.2007787
Calling it now: Vegeta does some bullshit to help Goku hit some new form, the android sacrifices himself, and Frieza just gets his ass kicked.
24bbb8 No.2007788
>>2007782
Well I don't want to, but it is a nice side affect.
>>2007783
You're bad!
e5ecf5 No.2007789
>>2007788
Speaking of, work in 5 hours.
Peace.
2bee3f No.2007790
>>2007786
He has actually been doing push-ups for the past 4 minutes, so he's going to be stupid OP now.
Which? Kisaragi? She's a cutie.
24bbb8 No.2007791
d9b854 No.2007792
It's deader than ShitFox's board.
15d7e2 No.2007793
>>2007792
Give them a break.
They're out serving God and his people.
3a9aeb No.2007794
>>2007484
>cute things
hahaha
2bee3f No.2007795
>>2007794
Sick reply time.
I am cute tho
c263d6 No.2007796
>>2007696
Birdo is gay dinosaur that spits eggs.
It's like yoshi except it specializes in oral instead of anal.
3a9aeb No.2007797
>>2007795
I'll agree that you could be fairly assumed to be a thing.
2bee3f No.2007798
>>2007797
By the entire warudo
189eb5 No.2007799
good morning anime friends
>tfw you wake up at 5:30 but it takes you 1.25 hours to stop watching asmr on your shitty half broken phone screen and actually get up
also good morning I guess
3a9aeb No.2007800
>>2007798
Cute, on the other hand, is something I'd have to give some consideration to.
>>2007799
Good Mornyan.
189eb5 No.2007803
>>2007800
morning yan how are you
I just ate a pancake!
3a9aeb No.2007805
>>2007804
I'll go with not entirely unpleasant.
9dc742 No.2007807
>>2007788
she has a Tank Girl tattoo.
c20bf2 No.2007808
>>2007696
Do you think Yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of Mario? Sorry if this offends anyone!
8d06dc No.2007809
>>2007790
Yeah
She has some sick dance moves
2bee3f No.2007810
>>2007805
I'm unpleasant as heck.
>>2007809
Oh yeah? Show me.
3a9aeb No.2007812
>>2007810
Cute things are supposed to be pleasant.
8d06dc No.2007814
>>2007810
Me in hot tub
How would I even do that ?
5ddd6c No.2007817
>>2007816
This is fantastic
I've been thinking iDubbbz is pretty cool lately
8d06dc No.2007818
>>2007817
unedited version
f3c5d9 No.2007819
AR or VR, what i should develop to?
f3c5d9 No.2007821
Why? AR is more perspective
5ddd6c No.2007822
>>2007821
vr is more practical though
f3c5d9 No.2007823
>>2007822
VR today is on 100% made for shit-tier games. AR has bigger useability
8d06dc No.2007824
Less work more money
gang gang
f3c5d9 No.2007825
Need to play some Stalker
47cf71 No.2007826
Good morning sleepyheads
I'm here to be your motherfucking life force again
This "stop posting when Erio isn't looking" meme is getting old
5ddd6c No.2007828
>>2007826
somtimes i want to post
47cf71 No.2007829
>>2007828
Bring back 2012 high energy shitposter Bart
47cf71 No.2007831
I don't know, dude. I think everyone's all jealous and shit cause I'm like, the lead poster on the board, dude. And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude, and they need to take it up with me after the show
47cf71 No.2007832
Guys, I don't think we've reached a point where we need this; the threads have just been having dips in activity for like the past few days, but I will go get new people from /s4s/ or something if I have to
You've been warned
f3c5d9 No.2007833
>>2007832
> from /s4s/
Another chat board?
47cf71 No.2007834
>>2007833
Huge shitposting board on 4chan
Not like, a namefag board, but just anons meme-ing really hard
47cf71 No.2007836
>>2007835
What's wrong gurl
Did u sleep
6421e8 No.2007837
'This isn't about the history, it's a prop in the game of regional politics.
Ukraine has a law, dating from 2015, which makes it an offense to say, speech being expression, anything bad about their pro-Nazi partisans during WWII. This essentially officially removes Ukraine's part in the Holocaust from official history, because let's face it: Babi Yar was indeed initially used by the SS. But Ukrainian forces--VNN, DUN, National Militia, Auxiliary Police--dumped two times as many victims there over the next two years. You can't talk about Babi Yar without Ukrainians filling it.
But this has nothing to do with the Holocaust, and everything to do with breaking from Russia. Ukraine has to put itself on the side of history opposed to Russia. And since they can't connect themselves with the Western Allies, they have no choice but to hold their noses and side with Nazi Germany.
The same goes for the Baltic States, which have similar laws and for exactly the same reason.
Poland's now makes it a criminal offense to refer to death camps in Poland as Polish. There's a double offensiveness for the Poles here: their own people were the principal victims. And collaboration was not nearly as prevalent as in other Eastern European countries. Which makes sense: Germany invaded Poland. Everyone else was either a part of the USSR or invaded by the USSR first, so Germany represents a liberating force the way France or the Low Countries looked at the US as they rolled in.
But it really doesn't have anything to do with the Holocaust, either. Poland is drifting back into Moscow's orbit, despite being NATO's most active and probably most effective member. Their Law and Justice Party sees benefit in making sure they are spoken of as being on the USSR's side of WWII, because, like Ukraine or the Baltic States, they can't claim to be on the Western Allies' side. But they are in a Euroskeptic phase--Europe's new populist movement isn't so much pro-Russia as anti-EU--so need to push away from Germany.
It's politics, and like everything else in politics it is ephemeral. No use overreacting."
b532a1 No.2007840
47cf71 No.2007841
Gonna load up on forbidden Popeye spinach
>>2007837
Oy vey
>>2007838
How long have u been awake
f3c5d9 No.2007842
>>2007837
> Ukraine has to put itself on the side of history opposed to Russia.
We always was opposed to russia, only in 1920, when soviet russia conquered us we became "allies"
b532a1 No.2007843
I'll conquer u so hard. Til we're allies
6421e8 No.2007844
>>2007842
most of the people on my facebook are shitposters but ive made some good friends too
4dbf42 No.2007845
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I hate this guy and how he says Knoll but the fact that you can randomize FE8 and the results he got from doing it are amusing me.
L'Arachel carry.
f3c5d9 No.2007846
>>2007844
> facebook
Eeeewww
47cf71 No.2007847
>>2007845
I don't understand but I support u
b532a1 No.2007848
Fb randos are just horny dickholes like the rest of 'em
6421e8 No.2007849
>>2007845
scary territory you are approaching there, i've lost a lot of time watching pokemon randomized runs before, i bet fie emblem is going to be just nuts
8d06dc No.2007850
>>2007845
Thats my favorite Fire Emblem
6421e8 No.2007851
That's why you don't add rando's, you add people you've actually met and spoken to multiple times for considerable periods of time on the internet before adding them as a facebook friend.
4dbf42 No.2007853
>>2007847
He randomized the units and their classes, as well as their stats and growths, and the stats of every weapon in the game.
>>2007849
I enjoy randomizing Pokemon and then going through as the asshole who had to catalog these delta species.
I kinda want to make a fangame about that.
>>2007850
It might be more entertaining to you than the others here then.
b532a1 No.2007854
>>2007851
Well how am I supposed to know if I met them before or not?
47cf71 No.2007855
>>2007852
Hi cute roo
>>2007853
Sounds like a good way of adding replay value to the game
8d06dc No.2007856
>>2007853
I wanna play it more than watch it.
4dbf42 No.2007857
FIREY FANG HAS A DEVIL EFFECT.
L'ARACHEL IS JUST GOING TO KILL HERSELF NO!
4dbf42 No.2007858
6a69e2 No.2007860
>>2007855
Hola.
>>2007859
Hello Ukrainian.
4dbf42 No.2007861
5ddd6c No.2007862
>>2007839
uuuu morning hu chan
>>2007841
only like 18 hours or so
did you have any dream?
cf83a9 No.2007863
>>2007862
nuh uh, goodnight~
b532a1 No.2007864
My new phone didn't have my trip :(
47cf71 No.2007866
>>2007860
How was your day? ^^
>>2007862
Sounds like it's kind of time to sleep then
And not that I remember; I should start recording my dreams as soon as I wake up again
>>2007864
What a shitty phone, return it
8d06dc No.2007867
>>2007858
>>2007861
I'll play this when I get back from school today I think
b532a1 No.2007869
>>2007866
Nigga it's a thousand dollar phone. It's rad.
5ddd6c No.2007870
>>2007866
>>2007868
i've been watching scary tornado videos and im ascawed
47cf71 No.2007871
>>2007869
It didn't even come with your tripcode, tho
What kind?
>>2007870
You could try clearing your mind with kawaii anime
f3c5d9 No.2007872
>>2007860
Don't misunderstand, but news from your country about all natural shit (spiders, snakes, another deadly animals) is true?
b532a1 No.2007873
>>2007871
I could have typed it in lmao It's not like I don't know it.
I have a Samsung Note 8 because I'm a size-queen.
47cf71 No.2007874
>>2007873
I'm kidding, silly :3
I wonder if that would fit in my pocket or if I'd have to get a purse
b532a1 No.2007875
>>2007874
It's more of a bag phone, but you probably actually have pockets so that might work for you.
5ddd6c No.2007876
>>2007871
yeah : (
you know any good ones?
cf83a9 No.2007877
>>2007870
Nothing to worry about, just sleep~
47cf71 No.2007878
>>2007875
Yeah, it's male privaláge
>>2007876
Citrus :3
Blend S is pretty good if u just want kawaii slice of life tho; it's kind of unique too
It was a popular anime last season
b532a1 No.2007879
>>2007878
idk I've found some cute-ass dresses with pockets too tho so it evens out.
5ddd6c No.2007880
>>2007878
i tried watching citrus and I hate the turbo slut maincharacter
ca8dd0 No.2007881
>>2007880
damn turbosluts. hey bardo
b532a1 No.2007883
Turboslut for a day
Starring Samuel L. Jackson
Directed by Tim Burton
dfe137 No.2007884
>TFW you drop 80 pounds of metal bowl and pizza dough on your foot and might be going to the doctor later to see if you fractured it
47cf71 No.2007885
>>2007879
That's good ^^
You wear dresses often?
>>2007880
I like sluts but by like the second or third episode she's not interested in being promiscuous and only wants Mei
She wasn't even actually a "slut"; she's a virgin lol
b532a1 No.2007886
Erio i don't think i can wake n bake anymore
5ddd6c No.2007887
>>2007885
She's Yamada Tier
like the bitch from B Gata H Kei
starts out wanting 100 dicks
then she only wants 1 dicks
but 100 time
b532a1 No.2007888
>>2007885
Umm. I guess so!
dfe137 No.2007889
>Zero replies
Well shit. Maybe being an unlikable cunt has downsides.
47cf71 No.2007890
>>2007886
Why not?
>>2007887
Please don't expect me to get weeb references
And she's actually really shy about the idea of lewd with Mei
47cf71 No.2007891
>>2007889
I didn't see your post
-pets u-
b532a1 No.2007892
>>2007890
I get this really scary anxious feel in my stomach.
I think I'm okay now. It seems to be short-lasting and intense feel.
5ddd6c No.2007893
>>2007890
i wouldn't want to be her friend irl
dfe137 No.2007894
>>2007891
Too late. I've already reformed so that people will like and talk to me now.
b532a1 No.2007895
5ddd6c No.2007896
>>2007895
t-thanks so are you
4dbf42 No.2007897
That's how you know Bard hasn't watched Citrus, because Yuzu didn't want dicks to begin with.
Implicitly, she hasn't even been on a date before.
She just wanted to find love.
5ddd6c No.2007898
>>2007897
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4dbf42 No.2007899
Her gyaru friends are turbosluts though.
Especially Matsuri, fuck her/
b532a1 No.2007900
>>2007896
.///.
hows it been bardo?
47cf71 No.2007901
I do kind of unironically like some gyaru fashion
>>2007892
Hmm, I get things like that with weed sometimes
I guess you're pretty high right now? ^^ -hugs warmly-
>>2007893
Just watch Blend S then lol
47cf71 No.2007902
>>2007899
Do u hate me for being a turboslut?
b532a1 No.2007903
>>2007901
I mean. Kinda yeah. I want to do one more before work but idk.
don't tease me with your e-hugs :(
4dbf42 No.2007904
>>2007901
They can be incredibly hot when it's just enough but not too much.
>>2007902
No, Matsuri's just a cunt about it and tries so hard to get in the way at first.
But then she kind of tries to help in her own weird way.
Idk, she's cute but she's also annoying and a cunt.
6a69e2 No.2007905
>>2007866
Exhausting
>>2007872
True, unfortunately.
8d06dc No.2007906
I stayed up all night and now I have class in 2 hours
5ddd6c No.2007907
>>2007900
I've been worn out the past few day(´・ω・｀)
i am lucky to have today off
how are you?
>>2007901
that might be nice whatsit about? does it have any plot at all or is it jut mindless day to day life
47cf71 No.2007908
>>2007903
Maybe best not to if you're not sure how it'll go and you have work, I guess
I thought you liked e-hugs ^^
>>2007904
I guess you're all caught up with the manga?
I was kind of annoyed by her at first because I just want successful Yuzu x Mei OTP but then when she stopped being a problem she grew on me more
She's kind of like a lovable MGD
>>2007905
Why?
47cf71 No.2007909
>>2007907
High school girl Maika Sakuranomiya has trouble finding a part-time job because of how scary she looks when smiling. However, she is scouted one day by an Italian man who is also the manager of Stile, a café where its waitresses are given unique traits such as tsundere and younger sister. Maika is given a sadist trait because of her looks and has to adopt a dominant and cruel persona when servicing customers, particularly masochist ones.
f3c5d9 No.2007910
>>2007905
Have self-made spider pics?
4dbf42 No.2007911
>>2007908
I'm probably a few chapters behind, I haven't checked the uploads recently.
Yeah, I basically feel the same way.
5ddd6c No.2007912
>>2007909
my reaction to this paragraph
8d06dc No.2007913
>>2007911
YEAR OF THE DOG
b532a1 No.2007914
>>2007907
Well that's nice. Gotta have your day of rest amirite^^
I've been okay. Got an impromptu 3rd day onto my weekend cause of the snow yesterday... Dealing with dumb boys, paying my medical shit with my tax return, eating pizza. You know, Maddie stuffs^^
>>2007908
I have a couple hours til work tho so I should be fine. It would be more conspicuous to go in not stony balogny tbh.
I want real snuggles >o<
b532a1 No.2007915
So it's like MM! but with more tea parties???? I wanna watch
47cf71 No.2007916
>>2007911
I'll probably keep checking often because cliffhanger
>>2007912
It's copied from MAL
ur loss if u won't watch good anime
>>2007914
You'd get in trouble for not being high?
5ddd6c No.2007917
>>2007916
I dont like anything
b532a1 No.2007919
>>2007916
Well, no. I have a much better attitude though^^
47cf71 No.2007920
>>2007894
Shit I missed this one too and because of the content of it it seems like I missed it on purpose as a meme
Weed dude
>>2007915
It's the best anime of last season imo, at least of the ones I tried
>>2007917
g2bed
47cf71 No.2007922
>>2007921
Snug as a pole in Bart's hole
47cf71 No.2007923
Some1 tell Squash on Discord that I didn't mean to miss his post and I luv dogs
47cf71 No.2007925
Imagine inviting baby horses into your bedroom and telling them to tuck you in
5ddd6c No.2007926
>>2007925
they arent horses they are cute humans
cf83a9 No.2007927
>>2007924
have a pat instead
47cf71 No.2007928
>>2007926
How does it feel to literally have a horse rubbing its hoof against the top of ur head
5ddd6c No.2007929
>>2007928
stop ruining the only good thing I have in my life
>>2007927
yay nini hu (´・ω・｀)
47cf71 No.2007931
>>2007929
I'm not Moogs
Night
5ddd6c No.2007932
47cf71 No.2007933
>>2007932
I didn't know it was 2 soon; my shitposting is compulsive
Go to bed :3
47cf71 No.2007935
>>2007934
ur a nerd, I have faith in u
4dbf42 No.2007936
>>2007935
The real question is how big are my balls - do I play on normal or difficult.
6a69e2 No.2007937
4dbf42 No.2007938
4dbf42 No.2007939
My lord is a pirate franz with not good stats.
My Seth is a pegasus knight L'Arachel with hella attack.
4dbf42 No.2007940
But she can't hit anything so idk how much that attack is worth.
8d06dc No.2007941
>>2007936
difficult
show results
f3c5d9 No.2007942
>>2007937
But u live in Australia
4dbf42 No.2007943
>>2007941
Franz had a 39% chance to hit the boss, and would have gotten doubled for more damage than he had health.
In the prologue.
My only play was to let the boss hit L'Arachel and hope to fuck she landed the counter.
So far so good though. L'Arachel's being helpful.
Her first level was speed skill and luck.
This is definitely going to be interesting if nothing else.
Iron Lances have 1 might but >100 accuracy and infinite durability.
4dbf42 No.2007944
I'm crying.
This is too great.
A wyvern knight with 2 move.
BUT DON'T WORRY WHEN HIS FAT FREAKING DRAGON FINALLY GETS THERE HE'LL BE READY TO WRECK FACE
4dbf42 No.2007945
Also, Hammers poison apparently.
8d06dc No.2007946
>>2007943
Weird how your lord is also a pirate.
>>2007944
2 movement is pretty painful
4dbf42 No.2007947
>>2007946
It's amusing though.
At least he's a flying unit so he can just go straight there.
Very slowly, but still.
4dbf42 No.2007948
It's a nice touch that L'Arachel can almost not hit anything without relying on crits.
8d06dc No.2007949
>>2007947
Well hes gonna be able to fly over the mountains and help your green units on the next map at least.
4dbf42 No.2007950
>>2007949
So's L'Arachel though, lol.
8d06dc No.2007951
>>2007950
I guess he can just try and block for the back line.
4dbf42 No.2007952
>>2007951
Also, Dussel's an 8 move revenant for some reason?
I can't wait to see what Moulder and Vanessa are.
8d06dc No.2007954
>>2007952
At least hes gonna be able to get around.
He still thinks hes on a horse
4dbf42 No.2007955
>>2007954
I don't think I can beat this boss.
This is the best possible match up for me, and it's still banking on L'Arachel landing that crit.
4dbf42 No.2007957
She in fact did not hit, so now I get to heal up and try again.
4dbf42 No.2007958
She did it!
I always believed in you !
8d06dc No.2007959
>>2007955
>>2007957
>>2007958
I gotta leave but I would like to see more later.
4dbf42 No.2007960
>>2007959
Garcia's apparently been taking Estrogen.
He's can't move anywhere, and has trash defense, but she can take mages out I guess maybe.
4dbf42 No.2007961
But I also got a lord roll so you know.
Too bad Ephraim Lord also can't move... this is going to be a long game, isn't it?
4dbf42 No.2007963
Idk if this is good or bad.
a4c9eb No.2007965
3a9aeb No.2007966
I want to hatefuck Erio's feetpussy
3a9aeb No.2007967
Hey Imouto how long are you sticking around for?
a4c9eb No.2007968
>>2007967
A few hours, I took my medication so I'm feeling a bit drowsy, how was your night?
6a69e2 No.2007969
a4c9eb No.2007970
>>2007967
Kinda wonder if lemon in my eye would hurt. I gotta try it
4dbf42 No.2007971
dfe137 No.2007973
>>2007923
I don't even have any of you people added.
189eb5 No.2007974
47cf71 No.2007975
Feeling like Sisyphus rn
Can't u guys like, take care of the rock urselves for once
I don't want to actually shitpost all day like in 2011
>>2007973
ilu
>>2007974
How was ur day
47cf71 No.2007976
>>2007966
L-lewd
>>2007972
ay ho u still here?
47cf71 No.2007977
This is too much power for one man
cf83a9 No.2007980
189eb5 No.2007981
>>2007975
nothing too spectacular happened
I woke up at 5:30 am so I'm a bit tired but beyond that nothing
I might get some snacku tomorrow but I don't know if I want to talk more about that because I theorise that's what drove Yan away from me and I don't want that to happen again
47cf71 No.2007982
Squash seriously though if you need to take a break from threads just do it
I've felt similar to how you do now multiple times in the past
Just make sure to come back ^^
>>2007980
I woke up in the morning
>>2007981
Pretty sure Yan is just toying with you
Don't worry either way; I'm not judgmental ^^ I'm curious what it is but you don't have to talk about it if you don't want to
c130e7 No.2007983
LOL squash is a dog fucker
a4c9eb No.2007984
>>2007982
Squash is stubborn and a lost cause
a4c9eb No.2007985
47cf71 No.2007986
>>2007983
No one else in this thread ever did a conventionally bad thing to a dog, right? : ^ )
>>2007984
He's our dog
We can't just let him die because he's sick
189eb5 No.2007987
>>2007982
I don't mind talking about it desu I just didn't want to get ignored again, and I do sort of get yan is just ignoring me in good faith, but I'd appreciate it if he could disclose his reasons
47cf71 No.2007988
Again tho Squash was the bottom so the dog chose to fuck his butte
a4c9eb No.2007990
>>2007986
You know my brother-in-law killed his dog. And I went complete kettle on him lmao
>>2007989
s-senpai noticed ><
47cf71 No.2007991
>>2007987
Well I've known him for years and I'm pretty sure it's just a game he's playing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What kind of snacku are you going to get? ^^
>>2007989
How he bonds with his canine friends is between him and them
>>2007990
Why did he kill it?
f3c5d9 No.2007992
3a9aeb No.2007993
47cf71 No.2007994
INGREDIENCE
>>2007993
Is that like when u put the soles of your feet close together so a dick can slide between them
c130e7 No.2007995
>>2007990
Most beloved kohai, how are you?
3a9aeb No.2007996
>>2007994
Probably but I also assume the same can be accomplished by making a large slit wound in the sole through the foot.
f3c5d9 No.2007997
189eb5 No.2007998
>>2007991
crisps or chocolate probably
might get a keiki if it's reduced or crackers if the selection's good
why'd I even bring this up when I could say exactly what it is I got tomorrow if I just said it then
f3c5d9 No.2007999
Physical fatigue allows me to feel alive
a4c9eb No.2008000
>>2007991
He has anger issues...
>>2007995
>kohai
-giggles- ><
I'm doing alright now. I'm calm and stuffs
a4c9eb No.2008001
>>2007999
is that your waifu?
c130e7 No.2008002
>>2008000
That is good to hear. Keep it up.
47cf71 No.2008003
!
>>2007996
My version is better for not causing serious harm then
Maybe Bebop is self-destructive enough to do ur version
>>2007998
What's a keiki? I Googled it and just got stuff about a kind of plant
And I don't know; it's fine to bring it up now x3
>>2008000
So do you :3
47cf71 No.2008004
3a9aeb No.2008005
Temee... it pisses me off when some dipshit says you’re their friend and you barely know’em. Lying sack of shit, manipulative cunts like that piss me off, yaro
47cf71 No.2008007
Lol 8chan filters Arabic?
3a9aeb No.2008008
>>2008003
Post your version then 👁👃🏻👁
f3c5d9 No.2008009
>>2008001
> Child
> Waifu
Nope, just character that literally just I
3a9aeb No.2008010
>>2008006
I’m watching Bladerunner 2049 sorrymasen
f3c5d9 No.2008011
2bee3f No.2008012
>>2008010
Why are you apologizing?
>>2008011
Nazi sympathizer
a4c9eb No.2008013
>>2008002
what are you up to today? did you come home from work yet?
>>2008003
I do?
I honestly thought I was easygoing
>>2008009
You're just like her irl?
c130e7 No.2008014
>>2008013
I didnt have work today, I just got home from lifting weights to death grips. Feeling stronk!
47cf71 No.2008015
>>2008005
See, you got some niggas on your side that say they're your friends, but in real life they your enemies. And then you got some motherfuckers that say they your enemies, but in real life they eyes is on your money. See, the enemies will say they true, but in real life those niggas will be snitches. It's a dirty game, y'all. Y'all gotta be careful about who you fuck with and who you don't fuck with, 'cause the shit get wild, y'all.
Keep your mind on your riches, baby!
Keep your mind on your riches!
>>2008006
ay gurl how u
>>2008008
It doesn't feel like the kind of content to post at this time
>>2008013
Maybe you're less angery lately; you said you've been feeling better
f3c5d9 No.2008016
>>2008012
1:1
>>2008013
Similar in character
a4c9eb No.2008017
>>2008014
what's death grips?
>>2008015
wait wait... was i angry around you? if so i'm very sorry!
3a9aeb No.2008018
>>2008012
Because I won’t give you attenchins
3a9aeb No.2008021
>>2008015
You’re the only one who gets me.
a4c9eb No.2008023
>>2008020
You smile like her too?
3a9aeb No.2008025
>>2008022
Just passed that part five minutes ago
2bee3f No.2008026
>>2008015
I'm ded, you?
boy btw
>>2008016
and onto
>>2008018
I'm so distraught.
189eb5 No.2008027
>>2008003
pseudo-japanese for cake
3a9aeb No.2008028
>>2008026
Are you posting more footsy kinda stuff because you’re into it or you want to attract Darwin’s attention?
f3c5d9 No.2008029
>>2008023
Only in character
>>2008026
?
1f5507 No.2008030
>>2008025
If Roger Deakins doesn't win an Academy Award for BR2049, I'm going to retire Oscar.
3a9aeb No.2008032
>>2008030
Its my first time watching
a4c9eb No.2008033
>>2008024
N-no I don't wanna listen to musics
>>2008029
So you're evil irl?
3a9aeb No.2008034
c130e7 No.2008036
FUNNY
>>2008033
Well. What does your inner eye say? hm?
3a9aeb No.2008037
>>2008035
Here have a spicey meme
Nymph says hi btw
a4c9eb No.2008038
>>2008036
Its say to huggu you <3
>
c130e7 No.2008039
>>2008038
-pet pet-
Theres a good girl
2bee3f No.2008040
>>2008037
Pringles aren't spicy though
f3c5d9 No.2008041
>>2008031
My technical english is quite awful, jokes about hard things isn't 4 me yet
>>2008033
It's must be decide people around me. Subjective opinion about yourself is always different of people's thoughts around you
3a9aeb No.2008042
>>2008040
Wow calm down dude
No need to be so savage
2bee3f No.2008043
>>2008041
Is okey
>>2008042
S-S-S-Savage *dabs*
Maverick for life
2bee3f No.2008044
a4c9eb No.2008047
>>2008039
ow..
>>2008041
What are you like around your closest friends?
f3c5d9 No.2008049
>>2008047
Their absence, attachments make a person weak
a4c9eb No.2008050
>>2008048
You petted me too hard...
>>2008049
Hmm.... what makes a person strong?
f3c5d9 No.2008051
>>2008050
In what case? (physicaly, mentaly...)
c130e7 No.2008052
>>2008050
Ya just smol n soft
a4c9eb No.2008053
>>2008051
mentally!
>>2008052
hey... i may be small but i'm muscles
I hate being smol, I want to be 5'10"
f3c5d9 No.2008054
>>2008053
Hard to say what will make you strong, when u still weak
c130e7 No.2008055
>>2008053
How smol is smol?
f3c5d9 No.2008056
> i may be small but i'm muscles
> I want to be 5'10"
> 155 sm
You're kidding
3a9aeb No.2008057
Attachments do not make you weak.
Dependency makes you weak.
c130e7 No.2008058
Dependency doesnt make you weak.
WEAKNESS makes you weak.
a4c9eb No.2008059
>>2008054
I can lift you my dude.
>>2008055
I'm 5'3" 119lbs
>>2008056
Huh? I'm not kidding. I want to be taller
f3c5d9 No.2008060
3a9aeb No.2008061
>>2008059
You gained weight
3a9aeb No.2008062
>>2008058
Says the COMMUNIST suckling from the gubbermints teet like a fucking LEECH
f3c5d9 No.2008063
>>2008059
> I'm 5'3" 119lbs
It's SOOOOO QUTE, i'm want to hug u like a bear toy
c130e7 No.2008065
>>2008062
I am employed and living without government assistance.
Though, it is true, that the State should have more egalitarian and altruistic presence in the lives of their people.
f3c5d9 No.2008066
Small people is just so cute :3
3a9aeb No.2008069
>>2008067
Yeah, a pretty dumb basic one at that.
I’m guessing he’s young or something.
f3c5d9 No.2008070
>>2008069
18 yo, on aib just having fun
3a9aeb No.2008071
>>2008070
Yeah that sounds about right.
8d06dc No.2008072
>>2008069
Why are you anon ?
f3c5d9 No.2008073
df3320 No.2008074
my cousin watched Kimi no Na Wa and she said it "really messed her up"
next up: Koe no Katachi :3
f3c5d9 No.2008075
8d06dc No.2008076
Tell her to stop watching anime.
f3c5d9 No.2008077
df3320 No.2008078
hell nah, she told me she liked Sword Art Online so I was like "oh shit nigga I need to educate this fool on what good anime is"
OH SHIT BRUH OVERWATCH UPDATE
8d06dc No.2008079
>50 percent greater risk of developing high blood pressure. Physical inactivity is a significant risk factor for CVD itself.
>Heart disease is the leading cause of death for people of most ethnicities in the United States
Everyone here is gonna fucking die
3a9aeb No.2008080
>>2008072
I’m on my phone and I’m lazy
8d06dc No.2008081
My teachers friend died of a heart attack today while we were going over the chapter about heart cvd
2bee3f No.2008082
>I need to educate this fool on what good anime is
>shows her Your Name
OMEGALUL
c130e7 No.2008083
8d06dc No.2008084
I thought that too but I didn't say it.
cf83a9 No.2008086
f3c5d9 No.2008087