ff5059 No.1993173
>>1993170
i wont be getting off to it. it is alarming the amount of pain he must be in to take a cock all the way up to the hilt like that.
e807c4 No.1993175
>>1993172
This is concerning.
c380b4 No.1993176
>>1993173
Meh, he might be used to it.
Also, that is a shame.
>>1993172
I do have a lot more sfur than gfur. And also, what was the outcome?
def85e No.1993177
>>1993175
How?
>>1993176
He sucked that dick.
e807c4 No.1993178
>>1993177
Purity is fleeting.
c380b4 No.1993179
>>1993177
Well, it is a sexual comic...
ff5059 No.1993180
>>1993176
ill never have a femboi with a loose butthole to play with.
c380b4 No.1993181
>>1993180
You could be my femboi though...
c380b4 No.1993182
Not implying your butthole is loose
def85e No.1993183
>>1993178
Purity is a lie.
>>1993179
I didn't know that until the second page - it coulda been a one page joke because tee-hee- immature humour.
ff5059 No.1993184
>>1993181
nah im too old. once you become too old in the gay community you're either a top or out.
e807c4 No.1993185
>>1993183
Saying that is a blatant lie and you know it.
def85e No.1993186
Yeah, Moogs, you'd be a top.
On top of his dick. :^)
bb0399 No.1993187
>>1993169
I would get a brain tumor if I went too fast.
c380b4 No.1993189
>>1993183
I don't follow.
>>1993184
I am still older than you. And bigger. You can be my bottom.
bb0399 No.1993190
>>1993173
Actually the anal walls go pretty comfortably far deep. It's the thickness of the penis that can cause hemorrhoids.
ff5059 No.1993191
>>1993189
i thought you were only closeted
>>1993190
then why does it make it easier if you go slow. riddle me that
c380b4 No.1993192
>>1993191
Meh, I am just me.
ff5059 No.1993193
>>1993192
good for you man
c380b4 No.1993194
>>1993193
Way to kill joy, bro.
bb0399 No.1993195
>>1993191
because you're a pussy who doesn't like being slammed.
ff5059 No.1993196
>>1993194
im nothing but a disappointment.
>>1993195
show me your cock then.
c380b4 No.1993197
>>1993196
So let's disappoint each other.
8de932 No.1993198
ff5059 No.1993200
>>1993197
this book is a trip read this: I masturbate, thinking about first Evelyn, then Courtney, then Vanden and then Evelyn again, but right before I come—a weak orgasm—about a near-naked model in a halter top I saw today in a Calvin Klein advertisement ”
i hope this guy isnt a fucking hack like the guy who wrote andromeda strain. the only reason i bring him up is that similarly this book is all about build up.
335233 No.1993201
>>1993199
>>1993198
These seems related.
c380b4 No.1993202
>>1993200
Any writer that writes, "I masturbate" is already a fucking lamer.
c380b4 No.1993204
>>1993203
I know all about erotica.
c380b4 No.1993205
It is a shame you never liked my singing
c380b4 No.1993208
>>1993207
Of course it is.
033a34 No.1993209
my sisters got big hips
why dont i have like
medium hips instead of non-existent hips
def85e No.1993211
>>1993209
Because you underwent a masculine puberty.
e84cb0 No.1993212
>>1993209
Because of that thing in between them.
8de932 No.1993213
>>1993211
>>1993212
time to get a time machine and rewrite history
would either of you like to join
e84cb0 No.1993215
>>1993213
Yes.
I wanna be a 19th century cowboy.
8de932 No.1993216
>>1993215
ohhhh HECK YES
I WANNA BE A COWGIRLLLLL
COWGIRL LILI 🤠🤠🤠🤠 HOWDY PARDNER, *PTOOT SPITTIN* YOU DON LOOK LIKE UR FROM AROUN THEEESE PARTS BOY..... YOU BEST GET A LITTLE DOGGY ON GET ON GONE PAL....
8de932 No.1993217
>>1993214
-forehead smooch-
hi tracer ! :3
def85e No.1993218
>>1993213
Sure.
I wanna be a girl.
e807c4 No.1993219
>>1993213
>>1993215
Drop me by early 1000s Byzantium, time to become a Varangian guard.
1d28d8 No.1993220
ff5059 No.1993221
bb0399 No.1993222
e84cb0 No.1993224
>>1993218
But that's so boring.
At least rewrite yourself to be a Queen.
def85e No.1993225
>>1993224
I'll settle for just being an eternal loli with a planeswalker's spark.
8de932 No.1993226
>>1993218
yeah yeah yeah you and everybody else
BACK A THE LINE PAL !!!!!!
(like current day girl or some other time girl)
>>1993219
can do !
8de932 No.1993227
>>1993223
hows your night ?
i was in orlando today since i had errands to run but while i was there ! got some pho
got some boba
played some ddr
listened to a podcast on my way home ! not a bad day :3
bb0399 No.1993228
>not being the all powerful unstoppable DM that has to set up all the pieces and learn the manual and direct the players and stop squabbles and remind people of the rules
8de932 No.1993230
049320 No.1993232
How's it going thread-folk?
bb0399 No.1993233
>>1993232
Moved all this stuff out of the store room for mom to sell at the auction. I refuse to channel energy so it was interesting how my body starts looking inward for muscle contraction.
049320 No.1993234
8de932 No.1993235
8f7332 No.1993236
>>1993235
A day of the week.
8de932 No.1993237
>>1993236
AAAAAAA BUT WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR IT
WHAT DOES MONDAY HAVE IN STORE
09b519 No.1993239
>>1993232
Miserably sick and can't get rid of the congestion, can't even speak now.
You?
8f7332 No.1993240
>>1993237
I won't be on call.
Can drink.
f5b210 No.1993241
8f7332 No.1993242
>>1993239
>Can't even speak
A rare aliment for you.
ff5059 No.1993243
049320 No.1993245
>>1993239
Ew gross. Get some mucinex or something, diggy :(
Just got home from work. Getting all excited for tomorrow^^
8de932 No.1993246
>>1993240
well if thats what u wanna do to enjoy your day off
good
enjoy that time
lili has to sleep now
is very tired uwu
nini tracer !!
f5b210 No.1993248
>>1993245
whats tomorrow welma
8de932 No.1993249
-_-
you know its okay to say goodnight back snd MAYBE throw in a headpat if ur feelin it
049320 No.1993250
>>1993248
A date with a cute boy .//.
09b519 No.1993251
>>1993242
Truly suffering.
>>1993245
I have like the max strength Mucinex and some other shit. Even using a sinus rinse thing where it just blows salt water up your nose to rinse out the golf ball sized amounts of snot that seems to replenish in like two hours.
What are you doing tomorrow?
8f7332 No.1993252
>>1993251
It'll pass, I'm sure.
8de932 No.1993253
dates are overrated
go see a film alone like a real person
im going to sleep why am i still posting
8f7332 No.1993254
>>1993253
>go see a film alone like a real person
Only losers do that.
049320 No.1993255
>>1993251
Sounds like bronchitis or pneumonia, bro. You should go to the doctor's.
8de932 No.1993256
>>1993254
i do it all the time
Multiple times a month
i dont like watching film with most people they tend to make the experience worse
8f7332 No.1993257
>>1993256
>"I'm a loser, sometimes several times"
That wasn't in question.
09b519 No.1993258
>>1993255
I have an appointment tomorrow.
ff5059 No.1993259
>Only losers do that.
>i do it all the time
8f7332 No.1993261
>>1993259
My point exactly.
1d28d8 No.1993262
anyone wanna play some Overwatch?
ff5059 No.1993264
8de932 No.1993265
im really goin 2 sleep now
luv u all
xoxoxoxoxo
hug n k is
8f7332 No.1993266
>>1993262
If I wasn't so terrible at it, sure.
09b519 No.1993267
*If it wasn't so terrible, sure.
f5b210 No.1993269
28b0e0 No.1993271
>>1993270
Considering more sleep.
f5b210 No.1993272
>>1993270
this is spoilers and you everytime yall are in thread together
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1d28d8 No.1993273
>>1993270
getting smasht in overwatch
09b519 No.1993275
Spoilers is NOT Eva, though.
3a57c3 No.1993277
>>1993271
sleep at a more realistic time!
>>1993272
Spoilers still posts?
>>1993273
oh, that sucks
28b0e0 No.1993278
And it's not the same Spoilers from the last 2 years.
049320 No.1993279
28b0e0 No.1993280
>>1993277
You realize I work nights, right?
3a57c3 No.1993281
HI MADDIE!!
>>1993280
I didn't know this, no
28b0e0 No.1993282
>>1993281
Midnight to 8.
Mon-Fri.
09b519 No.1993283
>>1993280
Do you at least get "adjustment pay", where it's like a little more an hour to work nights?
3a57c3 No.1993284
>>1993282
I take back what I said, then!
28b0e0 No.1993286
>>1993283
I think like a buck?
>>1993285
Yeah. I run a kitchen by myself.
8f7332 No.1993287
>>1993286
Yikes.
That sucks.
28b0e0 No.1993290
>>1993287
Yeah. Day shift has 6 people at the store.
Nights get 2. And most days they don't stock my shit like they are suppose to, and left a lot of cleaning for us because health inspector.
8f7332 No.1993291
>>1993290
Sounds like you work with quite the bunch.
28b0e0 No.1993292
>>1993291
10 grand in the bank and I'll probably quit.
8f7332 No.1993293
>>1993292
Probably a good idea.
049320 No.1993294
lol welcome to the kitchen ;p
28b0e0 No.1993295
>>1993293
It's boring as shit though. I want to call in.
8f7332 No.1993296
>>1993295
Oh, one of those too huh. Endure it until you can quit man.
3a57c3 No.1993298
>>1993294
Quit saying hi then disappearing!
09b519 No.1993302
I'm just waiting for the inevitable day where Cato puts a wig on a geode, calls it Kadence, and sticks his dick in it.
bb0399 No.1993311
>>1993307
fasting to lose some weight so brain is cloudy and it's kind of making me a semen demon. How are you?
09b519 No.1993312
>>1993311
>fasting to lose weight
Or you could not just tank your health, eat properly and work out but hey, effort.
3a57c3 No.1993313
>>1993310
I am doing ok, kinda sick.
But I got my whiskey glasses in! I guess I'm a snob now
>>1993311
See above!
And you shouldn't fast, go run instead!
but running does suck..
bb0399 No.1993314
>>1993312
It's the magician way.
1ab7df No.1993315
the blizzworld map is so good, i think they are getting better at making new maps
0e6a7d No.1993319
>>1993313
*Huggu* Feel better, cute-o.
3a57c3 No.1993320
>>1993319
I really home so, if this gets worse things are gonna be bad
f5b210 No.1993322
>>1993321
vlad
get the switchaxe
10b4cc No.1993323
>>1993317
old boi
>>1993318
hey whatusp
0e6a7d No.1993324
>>1993320
You'll get better~
f5b210 No.1993325
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>1993323
listen to some bomb ass beats
chilling
wbu bardo
how was your day
28b0e0 No.1993327
>>1993322
I'm probably going support hunter.
f5b210 No.1993328
>>1993327
hunting horn or hammer boi?
you're set
10b4cc No.1993329
>>1993325
It was alright
didntdo much but work
I've been sleepiing so much recently
got two full sessions of 8 hours sleep last night
went to bed at like midnihgt and then when I looked at the clock it was 10 a.m but it felt like I didnt sleep so I was panic'd cause I had to go to work so then I slept til 4 and had to rush to work
I'm not a hundred percent sure but I have this vivid memory in my mind of trying to D'arce choke my blanket and gripfighting with my pillow to put my hand where it needed to be
when I was like half awake
f5b210 No.1993330
>>1993329
im looking for a job # 2 again
trying to find something that's tele-commuting but tbh they never pay as much as on-site :/
I have no idea what a d'arce choke is but it sounds dangerous
c380b4 No.1993331
>>1993323
If only. I miss him.
>>1993321
Boop
1d28d8 No.1993332
starting to get better at this
28b0e0 No.1993333
>>1993328
Hunting horn and bow gun. Might see what else I am interested in. Hammers are nice.
>>1993331
Hi anon.
3a57c3 No.1993335
>>1993324
nope, gonna die
need to make this moment count
0e6a7d No.1993336
>>1993332
Just quit, the game is garbo.
f5b210 No.1993337
>>1993333
ive always wanted to be a hammer man but I love slicing tails off too much
f5b210 No.1993339
>$60/h from home
holy shit
28b0e0 No.1993340
>>1993334
Mandy?
>>1993337
It takes a while to get use to them.
I can break chestrs and shit if you get tails.
ff5059 No.1993341
>>1993338
what is this jizz jockey
10b4cc No.1993342
>>1993331
huh? who?
>>1993330
D'arce choke is kinda like a rear naked from the side
You get an arm up under the armpit then thread it through under the neck and grip with the other hand kinda like a guillotine
Doesnt work very well on blankets
what's your current job about if you'd be willing to share? just not happy there? why do you need a secon job?
3a57c3 No.1993343
>>1993338
essentially, yes
0e6a7d No.1993344
>>1993341
Majin Android 21.
>>1993343
Good girl~
f5b210 No.1993345
>>1993342
My current job is in an electronics laboratory. I make a healthy amount, I am fairly happy, but I plan on making some large purchases soon, so having another one will supplement me nicely.
til what a d'arce choke is
10b4cc No.1993352
>>1993348
the story of Cupid and Psyche from 'Metamorphoses'
10b4cc No.1993353
>>1993350
idk who that is
nor do I care
28b0e0 No.1993354
Didn't that poster go by Sultan of Swing?
c380b4 No.1993355
>>1993351
And like that you have lost me.
>>1993353
You aren't usually this apathetic, bardo.
10b4cc No.1993356
>>1993355
I don't like animal fuckers
28b0e0 No.1993358
Guess that means I won't ever get to hang with Bard IRL.
>>1993355
WE can make love regardless.
f5b210 No.1993359
>>1993356
do blazikens count as animals
c380b4 No.1993362
>>1993354
I do believe that was one of his names somewhere.
>>1993356
Jagger wasn't an animal fucker, so far as I knew.
Unless you are calling me an animal fucker, which is just rude and untrue.
>>1993358
I'm not sure.
3a57c3 No.1993363
>>1993361
does this channel do things other than mythology?
10b4cc No.1993366
>>1993362
one would be inclined to believe you were based on what you've posted so far
I know nothing of your life
as you of mine
>>1993363
https://www.youtube.com/user/RedEyesTakeWarning
yeah they have history an stuff two
It's unique because there are two people on the channel, Red and Blue
justuh
dont steal my kawaii avatars Im stealing from them : 3
28b0e0 No.1993368
>>1993366
Bard, most people know about you. You blog post all the time in massive paragraphs.
>>1993362
I kind of recall him.
10b4cc No.1993370
>>1993367
no information ha been provided that can change my lack of knowledge on this subject
f5b210 No.1993371
>>1993370
the image, bard!
it's a blaziken
10b4cc No.1993372
>>1993369
I like her voice
10b4cc No.1993373
>>1993371
if somebody were to fuck that
I would look upon them with distaste
c380b4 No.1993374
>>1993366
Bardo, please. Don't make me play you some bagpipes.
>>1993368
But you need to stop posting that weird raymond thing.
3a57c3 No.1993375
>>1993372
I think it is actual audio from the movie.
But yes, I agree.
28b0e0 No.1993376
Wow. Ignored by Bard after he said we were cool the other day.
>>1993374
Nu!
f5b210 No.1993377
>>1993373
oh
well it's a good thing that I have never fucked a blaziken before
heh
10b4cc No.1993378
>>1993376
i have no answer to your passive comment
ff5059 No.1993379
its gonna be one of those threads huh
c380b4 No.1993381
What kind of threads? A shit show? Ain't it always?
09b519 No.1993382
f5b210 No.1993383
>>1993381
at least x poster and x poster arent blowing clouds of their fag smog into the thread
0cb714 No.1993384
>>1993383
Well, I could easily start if you are going to be like that.
28b0e0 No.1993386
>>1993378
It's fine. I have lost a lot of interest in being your friend given your disposition.
c380b4 No.1993387
>>1993383
I understand the words you have used, but they are not in any form that makes sense as a whole.
10b4cc No.1993390
>>1993384
hi darwin
>>1993386
i have lost nothing
f5b210 No.1993391
>>1993387
wanna know a bomb ass website to update your porn folder you post from a lot?
https://scrolller.com/
hit the nsfw
pure gold in there
3a57c3 No.1993392
>>1993389
♥!
How's Eva doing?
3a57c3 No.1993393
>>1993387
What is that, exactly?
0cb714 No.1993394
>>1993388
How auspicious.
>>1993390
The night treating you well?
c380b4 No.1993395
>>1993391
I'm not sure I want to click an unknown link from a generally not well known poster. No offense intended. Maybe on my computer.
28b0e0 No.1993396
>>1993390
You said we were cool and you constantly just shit talk. Stop being a dick and you wouldn't lose so many friends.
c380b4 No.1993397
>>1993393
I'm not a that, I'm a who. I'm a Mandy.
28b0e0 No.1993398
>>1993397
MANDY IS A LADY NAME
10b4cc No.1993399
>>1993396
Well I don't receall even saying anything to you this thread
You're the one getting angry because I don't like your little random furry fucker friend
f5b210 No.1993400
>>1993395
wow mandy
ok buddy
>>1993394
gonna sacrifice anyone on the super omega blue blood moon?
ff5059 No.1993401
why does bard hate mandy now
c380b4 No.1993402
>>1993398
And I'm always a woman to you.
06097a No.1993403
Stop this Kyle
You don't deserve that big toblerone
0cb714 No.1993405
>>1993400
Yes, a boy named Sam.
f5b210 No.1993406
>>1993401
>because I don't like your little random furry fucker friend
c380b4 No.1993407
>>1993400
I just don't want to be clicking stuff on my phone. I googled scroller but if course that just brought up some dictionary posts.
3a57c3 No.1993408
>>1993397
Hi Mandy.
I was actually curious what the animal is. I assume something ferrety, but there are a couple elongated mammals that look similar.
c380b4 No.1993410
Everybody hates Mandy. At last anybody who knows well enough.
f5b210 No.1993411
>>1993405
oh man
I hope it's not a Sam that I know
>>1993407
three L's. It's optimized for mobile. Collects gifs/webms from various reddits and displays them in a gallery you can scroll through, organized by general tags. You can filter the ones you like and the ones you don't so it zones in on that good shi.
28b0e0 No.1993412
>>1993399
Yes. Because "I hate animal fuckers" being all you seem to talk about gives me the warm fuzzies.
f5b210 No.1993413
>>1993409
no
there are no problematic furries in thread currently
06097a No.1993414
BUT GRIM
YOU ARE A PROBLEMATIC FURRY
f5b210 No.1993415
so what if he hates furries
if his hatred falls on deaf ears, it'll just go into the atmosphere harmlessly
ff5059 No.1993416
>>1993413
well like who else is there
28b0e0 No.1993417
>>1993402
I want to be the girl though.
>>1993403
I'm a knotty boy.
>>1993410
I don't.
f5b210 No.1993418
>>1993414
WHOAH
ACCUSATIONS
09b519 No.1993419
>>1993415
What the fuck is this abomination?
28b0e0 No.1993420
>>1993413
I WANT TO BE A TROUBLE CHILD!
f5b210 No.1993422
>>1993419
filename ya doof.
>>1993420
you're getting there >:(
10b4cc No.1993423
>>1993412
I wasn't even talking to you
I hate furries
I hate people who post furry porn in the threads
that's a problem to you?
I have nothing more to say
today, tomorrow, or otherwise
06097a No.1993424
No one tell Bard that Darwin is basically a furry
f5b210 No.1993425
>>1993421
you getting monster hunter?
c380b4 No.1993426
>>1993408
It's a marten I believe, officially. But basically a snow ferret.
f5b210 No.1993427
>>1993424
he might implode if he found out
06097a No.1993428
28b0e0 No.1993429
>>1993418
>Go to KFC
>See this
"You want the thigh or the titty?"
>>1993422
I am a bad dog.
>>1993423
You treat people like shit for liking people you don't.
Why should we treat you any different?
c380b4 No.1993430
>>1993411
Alright, I'll try it on your recommendation, bud. But I don't really need porn on my phone.
10b4cc No.1993433
>>1993429
alright dogfucker
this game is yours
28b0e0 No.1993435
>>1993433
There is no game.
You're just a cunt to like, nearly everyone.
28b0e0 No.1993436
Like, the instant Sonata comes in thread you rave at them with no provocation.
CAN YOU NOT SEE THE IRONY?
c380b4 No.1993437
>>1993416
I may have posted some gfur. But only a couple pics. Too lazy to change my folder.
f5b210 No.1993439
>>1993436
good rave or bad rave
28b0e0 No.1993440
>>1993438
I am a true seductress.
>>1993439
Bad rave.
Like TP on Smiles kind of rave.
28b0e0 No.1993441
Not the unts unts unts rave.
c380b4 No.1993444
>>1993432
You know, I quite approve if that site. I'll have to browse it tomorrow. Thank you.
61a17b No.1993445
>>1993436
I guess he doesn't deserve a big toblerone.
09b519 No.1993446
>>1993422
But what the fuck is with that much goddamn mayo?
28b0e0 No.1993447
>>1993442
Alas. How can I go about my animal fucking in a world that frowns on it?
c380b4 No.1993448
>>1993443
Don't look at me like that unless you are going to drop your pants.
28b0e0 No.1993449
>>1993445
Do any of us really?
f5b210 No.1993450
>>1993443
sinni should make a spirit of mary jane folder
>>1993444
no problem
hope a little trust was gained here
f5b210 No.1993451
>>1993446
you'd have to ask Luka
I woke up one day with that image in my inbox
>>1993447
dont fuck animals
fuck pokemon cuz theyre not real
10b4cc No.1993452
>>1993451
I spit on your sexual attraction
0cb714 No.1993453
c380b4 No.1993454
>>1993450
I don't really trust people. Ever. It's nothing personal. But you do seem like good people.
28b0e0 No.1993456
>>1993451
I haven't done that in ages.
Thought a Pangoro would be tops right about now.
f5b210 No.1993457
>>1993454
heart
>>1993453
who
>>1993455
from Disjointed
>>1993452
I have nothing against your dislike for furries and or pokes but I like to respect your likes and dislikes enough not to shove it in your face
so I hope for a little respect in return, that's all
0cb714 No.1993464
>>1993461
I have heard good things as well, but only from dumbasses.
>>1993462
f5b210 No.1993465
0cb714 No.1993466
917f33 No.1993467
>>1993464
>[wahhh~] who me bun.jpg
You what?
f5b210 No.1993468
>>1993466
that shit is mean
I gotta check it out tho
f5b210 No.1993471
0cb714 No.1993473
>>1993467
That girl from your image had a very self-satisfied expression, is all.
>>1993468
You will tell me if it is any good.
049320 No.1993474
>>1993471
hihi Grommles^^
Darwin's here too tho. I wanna see his tiramisu
09b519 No.1993475
f5b210 No.1993476
>>1993473
or you could sit down and watch a couple eps w me u fuck
>>1993474
tell me more about this tiramisu meme
10b4cc No.1993477
>>1993469
This past week I've been in the company of friends who've left my life a long time ago
a bunch of them for a few days in a row now all by circumstance it would seem
Kind of weird
they all have kids and shit now
people I would've considered my best friend at a time and now it's just akward being around them
you ever experience naything like that?;
917f33 No.1993479
>>1993473
Should I post sad anime girls instead?
f5b210 No.1993480
0cb714 No.1993481
>>1993476
Staggering commitment to do that.
>>1993479
The one you started with was superior.