6769e7 No.1968450
❤️ Official Scootalooo Thread ❤️
GAS FURRIES AND NIGGERS Edition
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4d0a6a No.1968457
Scoots you are anon and ben swolo is a shit meme
>>1968451
Yeah I'm a big bully
d2860d No.1968458
>>1968457
With a big penis.
9a3d51 No.1968459
>>1968451
hm. i've playing with my coffee maker. i wanna get one that brews cold eventually. blog/
6769e7 No.1968460
I know im anon
And youbare weak meme
Get frigged
4936a6 No.1968461
lili ur already valid as u are i love u
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d2860d No.1968464
>>1968459
How much are those?
>>1968462
You want tussle?
4d0a6a No.1968466
EXCUSE ME?
MY MEMES ARE 100% LIT
FUCK YOU COOTERLOO
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fde611 No.1968468
>>1968350
I'm not depressed anymore, I've told you that
just a little social anxiety but I'm fine
4d0a6a No.1968469
>>1968464
I'll wrestle you into submission like an ancient athlete, fucking naked and swabbed with honey grease
9a3d51 No.1968470
>>1968464
i haven't looked.
4d0a6a No.1968471
>>1968468
Yeah well don't visit me.
d2860d No.1968472
>>1968469
I like honey.
>>1968470
I should look into a coffee maker. These late nights will suck otherwise.
6769e7 No.1968473
Might write a gothic short novel of nezi meeting yan against their will
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9a3d51 No.1968476
>>1968472
mcdonalds is pretty good honestly
4ddac0 No.1968477
>>1968472
apples and water are good for overnight!!
just having a proper sleep schedule is enough for the most part
4d0a6a No.1968478
Why is Innsmouth pronounced "muth" anyways?
6769e7 No.1968479
Legalize medical estrogen
d2860d No.1968481
>>1968476
Closest one is 20 miles away.
>>1968477
I'll do cocaine before I eat that garbo.
6769e7 No.1968482
>>1968478
Sounds odd if you dont say it like the old english/british english way
innsMOUTH
4936a6 No.1968483
>>1968476
i miss cheap food george
health food is dumb expensive
4ddac0 No.1968484
>>1968481
but it's healthier :)
6769e7 No.1968486
>miss eating all dat salt
4ddac0 No.1968487
>>1968485
apples are not expensive
d2860d No.1968488
>>1968487
Sinni.
Stop trying to kill me with ick.
9a3d51 No.1968489
>>1968477
poor boy
>>1968483
im getting wendys later
fb5408 No.1968490
eating a roast dinner daddy (my actual biological father) made for me
feeling pretty /comfy/ right now fellas
6769e7 No.1968491
Imagine, listening to advice from a thot.
4ddac0 No.1968492
>>1968489
why did yo ping me :(
de19cb No.1968493
i gotta drive
luv u all
give me many (you)s to read when im done shortly
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9a3d51 No.1968499
>>1968492
oops that was meant for kyle.
i was gonna call you a waterfag
>>1968493
i would but im in a game
4936a6 No.1968500
>>1968489
i literally cant eat a single thing from wendys
no potatoes
no fried food
its SHIT
6769e7 No.1968501
1f8003 No.1968503
i have a ton of old tinfoil gum wrappers what should i do with them
6769e7 No.1968504
fb5408 No.1968505
>>1968493
I hope your drive was a safe one
9a3d51 No.1968506
>>1968500
im so sorry
>>1968502
what are you gay
6769e7 No.1968507
4936a6 No.1968510
the ga>>1968506
yea at least mcdonalds has the grilled chicken i can sort of eat
it just gives me insane stomach pain from the gas
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d2860d No.1968513
You all should save up and come to the Ren Fest with me.
4936a6 No.1968514
>>1968511
fuck you im stupioid and soi is careleig
4ddac0 No.1968519
>>1968517
they're for DORKS
and GEEKS
d2860d No.1968521
Kansas City Renascence Fair.
One of the few things I look forward to in the year.
>>1968519
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>>1968523
You can get tanked there on mead.
6769e7 No.1968526
Those always look corny as shit
In a good way
9a3d51 No.1968527
ill get drunk and hate on everybody
d2860d No.1968528
Better than getting your bloody vomit on everything and passing out in it.
6769e7 No.1968529
d2860d No.1968530
I was basically glued to that bed when I woke up.
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9a3d51 No.1968532
>>1968528
at least you got a blowjob out of it
d2860d No.1968533
>>1968532
That fucker didn't even hold my paws.
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>>1968533
i can't get hard anymore so i rub the knub until i squirt but the problem is there is pink in it.
d2860d No.1968538
Prove it.
>>1968537
Get off the tranny drugs.
6769e7 No.1968539
>>1968538
You dont have paws
9a3d51 No.1968540
>>1968538
i only inject toxic nigger sperm into my ass
6769e7 No.1968541
>>1968540
Lloyd that accommodating?
d2860d No.1968542
>>1968539
>>1968540
With what?
A dick? Fucking jungle fever.
You make Sinni wear a bone in her hair, don't you?
172c2c No.1968543
Is is okay that I have an aids fetish
9a3d51 No.1968544
>>1968541
he tore through me like wet tissue paper
>>1968542
a bone and a horse cock
6769e7 No.1968546
Is it okay to want to gas spics
fb5408 No.1968547
>>1968543
not at all, AIDS is a very debilitating disease and should not be taken lightly
4ddac0 No.1968548
did i show kyle my new hair :)
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>>1968551
jesus christ
i bought that one time when i was a kid and was too scared to use it, just threw it out
172c2c No.1968556
>>1968551
I had the green one every day.
fb5408 No.1968557
>>1968551
what even is that sauce
6769e7 No.1968558
>eating funny salty sauce
d2860d No.1968562
I get more replies from a non sequitur post about purple ketchup then I get trying to talk to you shit heads normally.
Fuck all of you. I'm killing myself.
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>>1968564
It's hard to hold a gun with my paws.
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fb5408 No.1968578
by the way chaps I'm no longer busy so I can play scrabble now
9a3d51 No.1968579
>>1968575
in a good mood. suh with u
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d2860d No.1968582
Oh. George.
I found out that I won't be making 9 an hour.
From midnight to 6am I make an extra 75 cents for differentials.
3c0f07 No.1968583
>>1968579
In a good mood also!
Water you up to?
>>1968580
Just finished blowing up spaceships!
wbu?
4ddac0 No.1968584
tfw george wont give you the extra smoochies
6769e7 No.1968585
>>1968584
Get rid of the herpes
4ddac0 No.1968586
>>1968582
you just learned that?
9433e8 No.1968588
>>1968583
Chillin before work after a really lovely afternoon.
Today's a good day^^
Why'd they blow up?
d2860d No.1968589
>>1968586
Yeah. The sign says 9 an hour but that;s for day shift.
9a3d51 No.1968590
>>1968582
proud of you
>>1968583
was listening to shitty music. watching shit with gurl
>>1968584
im going to pee in your mouth
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3c0f07 No.1968592
>>1968588
Because I shot them with my missiles!
Then I didn't run fast enough and blew up myself.
What did you do this afternoon?
>>1968590
cute gurl?
4ddac0 No.1968593
>>1968589
well all overnight work gets differentials, cause no one wants to be overnight.
>>1968590
murr
>>1968591
I love you no matter what!
even if you are rude :(
4ddac0 No.1968595
>>1968594
well same, but most *normal* people
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>>1968599
I need a NASA Holo
4ddac0 No.1968602
>>1968598
who are you again? :)
b473aa No.1968603
ty for all the (you)s
<3 ty all
lovelies :3
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>>1968601
must track down a comissionable artist
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172c2c No.1968612
lii, reply to me so i can finish
d2860d No.1968613
So who the fuck is the brit?
6769e7 No.1968614
>>1968611
What an outrageous accusation.
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>>1968612
whend you say something ?
i might have missed it when i was driving ;;
6769e7 No.1968617
It isn’t like I already said you fucking morons
d2860d No.1968618
6769e7 No.1968619
Clearly. Given your track record I shouldn’t be surprised.
9a3d51 No.1968620
i dont like new scoots as much old scoot was better
6769e7 No.1968621
Sorry, the old scoot can’t come to the threads... why? Oh, because he’s dead.
4d0a6a No.1968622
I don't like new moogs as much old moogs was better
6769e7 No.1968623
I prefer my moogs with a lie vagina
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4d0a6a No.1968626
I wanted everyone necked
especially me
4d0a6a No.1968628
>>1968627
Oh whoops no you get this one
4d0a6a No.1968630
>>1968629
Oh now I know what avatar to try and get you
6769e7 No.1968633
Count on the bills being trash
4d0a6a No.1968634
>>1968631
It's a soopreez
>>1968632
The amount of niggers, fat, and ugly people in the world > The amount of beautiful people like me
d2860d No.1968635
I want to enter that deer.
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4d0a6a No.1968637
You're a bully and a fake Revy get out of here
/animus/ does not welcome your kin-owait nvm
d2860d No.1968638
Yan.
Crushers of trannies.
fde611 No.1968639
god i'm so tired
i've been awake since 6am and i slept enough but my body is angery
1f8003 No.1968641
>>1968635
i always thought you were more of a bottom
b473aa No.1968642
>>1968639
being tired without a good reason makes me upset
d2860d No.1968643
>>1968641
I'm versatile.
Most guys I fuck don't bottom though.
1f8003 No.1968644
isnt it a gazelle too? not to be picky but we are autistic furries
1f8003 No.1968645
>>1968643
what does this even mean, like you haven't gotten the chance to dom much yet? i guess that would be a good reason to want it
6769e7 No.1968647
>we are autsitic furries
fucking scum
d2860d No.1968648
>>1968645
Yeah.
Not many people I know actually like it in the ass.
fde611 No.1968650
>>1968642
help me im dying
d2860d No.1968651
Scoots. You're named after a small horse on a cartoon.
Sit your ass down.
6769e7 No.1968652
Surprised you could spell that
1f8003 No.1968653
>>1968648
not really that surprising to be honest
at least the number of people okay with that sort of stuff is still going up
b473aa No.1968654
>>1968650
id help but im stuck at cracker barrel
6769e7 No.1968655
TBH that was roughing the passer a little much.
I'll retract that.
But.
Also.
Shut up squash.
You bum dogs.
4d0a6a No.1968656
Shut up Scoots.
You bum coke and booze off other people's e-gf's when you're invited and offered it.
d2860d No.1968657
Dogs bum me, you knuckle dragging goon.
6769e7 No.1968658
I'll have you know I buy my own booze and coke, thank you very much.
4d0a6a No.1968659
No you fucking don't I paid for your booze you little jew
4d0a6a No.1968660
YOU EVEN THANKED ME PERSONALLY
1f8003 No.1968661
somehow doesnt surprise me that scoots is a cheap mooch
6769e7 No.1968662
Well guess what Yan, FUCK YOU.
b473aa No.1968663
dont bully my scootsy >.>
6769e7 No.1968664
I can't believe Yan begrudges me a bottle of Bucksfast, fuckin asshat
1f8003 No.1968665
somehow surprises me even less that they handle it very poorly when called out on it
6769e7 No.1968666
Bad dog still smarting from getting FAT LOADS OF CUM on his lips
1f8003 No.1968667
scoots is the sort of person you collect penis scabs in a cup for, so you can dump a cup full of penis scabs on them
6769e7 No.1968668
What the fuck is a penis scab? Must be a STD bad dog caught off of fucking other people's dogs.
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bc3401 No.1968670
What are you involved in that gives people penis scabs
6769e7 No.1968671
Bad dog is the type of person to jack off on someone waiting for a bus. Disgusting animal.
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1f8003 No.1968673
poor scoots trying to burn me and squash with the same bad joke
1f8003 No.1968674
>>1968670
you collect the penis scabs from other people obviously
6769e7 No.1968675
>Trying to get squash in to save is drowning ass
d2860d No.1968677
Sorry. Not really here.
How am I involved?
1f8003 No.1968678
>>1968675
you couldn't meme your way out of a wet paper bag, the only reason you have any illusion of victory in any situation is because no one is as insufferable as you and they all find something better to do well before you have the desire to stop
6769e7 No.1968679
>Bad dog "collects" penis scabs
What a fucking degenerate.
6769e7 No.1968680
>>1968677
He is drowning in his own ineptitude and is hoping you'll fight his battles for him.
bc3401 No.1968681
>>1968674
What kind of homeless Meth addicts with heroin veins are you collecting penis scabs from
6769e7 No.1968682
>>1968681
Probably himself, given their general degeneracy and hopelessness as a "human"
1f8003 No.1968683
>>1968680
sounds like your everyday posting experience with green bean
d2860d No.1968684
>>1968680
Ha. I start enough fights of my own that I don't give a shit about.
Let alone other peoples.
6769e7 No.1968685
Sorry, thats it Bad Dog,
I win
TKO
1f8003 No.1968686
>>1968681
friends of scoot
1f8003 No.1968687
>>1968684
Scoots is just trying to stoke his own bottomed out ego
6769e7 No.1968688
>>1968684
Right? This fuckers meme game is weak. Atleast you and Yan have Moxy
6769e7 No.1968689
Man,
another internet duel won,
I am unstoppable.
d2860d No.1968690
>>1968687
>>1968688
You're both fucking morons.
1f8003 No.1968691
>>1968688
Moxy is an old whore from a mediocre game franchise
6769e7 No.1968692
Bad dog put back into the kennel, him and his scabby penis
1f8003 No.1968693
>>1968690
and you're a fucking moron that has intercourse with animals
6769e7 No.1968694
>>1968690
Sssssh, just inhale the chlorine.
1f8003 No.1968695
>>1968692
the scabs are only to slather your european face with, thats what you guys eat for breakfast with beans right
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>>1968695
I will name you Scabby. And he will be the scabbiest dick to ever walk the threads
d2860d No.1968699
>>1968693
Doesn't matter. Still had sex.
>>1968694
I'm immune.
1f8003 No.1968701
>>1968698
that would still be Dallas actually
>>1968699
you respond a lot better than Devnull did lmao
6769e7 No.1968702
>>1968701
Sssssh, scabby, its okay, rest your bleeding asshole.
fb5408 No.1968704
could we all please stop talking about scabby penises, and scabs in general
fe1382 No.1968705
>>1968690
Really?
Nobody has yet noticed this before in any of these threads.
6769e7 No.1968706
Tell Scabby to calm his tits.
fde611 No.1968707
>>1968654
wow lucky
get some pancakes and SAAAAAAAAAAUSAGE
1f8003 No.1968708
>>1968703
he's just an autistic spaz as far as i remember, im almost all regards
>>1968704
moist
for real though, if we keep going scoots might start copying/pasting random parts of the thread in mass spam attacks like they usually resort to
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d2860d No.1968710
>>1968708
Dev is a good guy.
One of the few fur posters I still like to talk to when he's around.
6769e7 No.1968711
>Scabby has perforated their penis scabs to such a degree they are lashing out.
There there, little duck.
6769e7 No.1968712
Man. Must have been a horrible experience, going one on one with the champ and getting creamed this hard.
bc3401 No.1968713
Oh man one time when I was like 12 I fell off a scooter while going downhill and fucked up my leg and I had a huge scab on my entire calf some of my thigh for months
I tried really hard not to pick at it too much and it didn't leave a visible scar but I remember trying to get the biggest piece of scab off that I could
6769e7 No.1968714
>>1968713
Imagine that, put a penis version. That is the burden that Scabby has to deal with. Disgusting.
bc3401 No.1968715
>>1968714
Does he have to pick gravel out of his penis and rinse it with peroxide?
6769e7 No.1968716
>>1968715
Potentially, given theyve been receiving fat loads from naimals he fucks... probably
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d2860d No.1968718
That's so fucking cool, Revy.
bc3401 No.1968719
>>1968716
Why and how does sex with animals lead to gravel dick
1f8003 No.1968720
>>1968713
i fell on a treadmill once really bad as a kid, so i know your pain :(
now imagine that huge scab but instead its on scoots social life instead of your leg
1f8003 No.1968721
>>1968719
lets not start a dirty rumor here among actual people who have had sex with animals, like anyone who has had sex with scoots
6769e7 No.1968722
>>1968719
Not going to lie, I am not certain, I do not fuck animals so it is a bit of a mystery. But I would hypothesize that it would have to do with the struggle?
Furries are disgusting.
6769e7 No.1968723
Bad dog is fucking sunk. Good try kiddo
1f8003 No.1968724
>>1968723
ever play battle ship?
do you guys think scoots would be good at battleship
bc3401 No.1968725
>>1968718
Yeah I don't think I've ever done anything actually cool or badass I just get badly injured in idiotic ways
I'm just an all around disappointment I guess
6769e7 No.1968726
Boy, with a reach like that, you ought to play basketball.
d2860d No.1968727
I miss when I was the object of Scoots furry ire.
1f8003 No.1968728
not as disappointing as scoots trying to show off 8 month old play of the game videos they uploaded to youtube
1f8003 No.1968729
https://battleship-game.org/en/
hey look we can actually play battleship
bc3401 No.1968730
>>1968721
New fact having sex with animals gives your dick road rash
6769e7 No.1968731
BUT, ngl, I am the bomb at battleship.
>>1968728
see >>1968726
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6769e7 No.1968733
Squash, you are just an attention hog. Jeez.
1f8003 No.1968735
>>1968734
got danngit bobby y u go havin to do dat old dart dang it
6769e7 No.1968736
DAMN DIRTY THREADS!!!!!
No wonder we need D.A.R.E!!!!
d2860d No.1968738
That lion was pretty fuckable.
1f8003 No.1968739
>>1968736
scoots you arent accepting my battleship invite you coward
6769e7 No.1968740
I would rather avoid having my computer comedown with a case of eScabby penis.
1f8003 No.1968741
sounds like something a loser coward would say
6769e7 No.1968742
Thinking I would lower my Pro Battleship Godliness to your scabby level. Fucking IDIOT
1f8003 No.1968743
you can have this one back Squash, I think it's a defective
d2860d No.1968744
Hard pass.
I'd rather have a castrated pug.
6769e7 No.1968745
>Scabby is lying to himself again
Nice
1f8003 No.1968746
>>1968744
would you rather have a non-castrated pug than a castrated one?
6769e7 No.1968747
>>1968744
Not surprising, given your penchant for fucking dogs.
1f8003 No.1968748
to be honest it's probably still hotter than sharing a bed with you
d2860d No.1968749
>>1968747
>>1968746
The joke is because a dog that has no interest in fucking is better than Scoots.
6769e7 No.1968750
>>1968749
The joke is ur life
d2860d No.1968751
1f8003 No.1968752
>>1968749
find a picture of a husky you think is handsome, and we can get scoots to post a recent selfie, i'll make a strawpoll and we can see who's more fuckable
6769e7 No.1968753
>two furries preferring the company of dogs to people
WOAH THIS IS A BAMBOOZLE OF A SURPREEEEZ
fe1382 No.1968755
Why have we not banned scoots yet, again?
1f8003 No.1968756
>>1968753
i was fair, i said i'd make an inpartial strawpoll with your selfie in it too
d2860d No.1968757
Probably because SOME people NEVER SHUT THE HELL UP
6769e7 No.1968758
>thinking youve the balls to do it
1f8003 No.1968759
de19cb No.1968760
bc scootsy is the only real poster here
6769e7 No.1968761