b9e093 No.1915485
There once was a big hairy mutt
Squash wanted to be the dog's slut
Squash got in position,
The dog accepted the mission,
And fucked Squash right in the butt
b9e093 No.1915487
So yeah, I'm experimenting with shitposting limericks
c5b0ea No.1915491
>>1915487
Do one for me too
d485da No.1915493
Erio's a fucking faggot.
A fucking faggot is he.
An enormous dick.
A questionable prick.
And the looks to rival Bob Saget.
b9e093 No.1915494
>>1915490
There once was a man named 10X
He and Bern would discuss gay sex
But Bern showed him his prick,
10X leaked that dick,
And Bern fled the threads and his ex
>>1915491
I don't know you well; not sure what I'd do it about ^^
>>1915493
You don't like it? </3
Also I see we both had the genius idea of rhyming "dick" with "prick"
d485da No.1915496
>>1915494
That one was gold.
4f5c29 No.1915499
why is there dirty gay RPing in my anime board
c5b0ea No.1915500
d485da No.1915501
>>1915499
*I gently move my hand up your leg with nimble grace. Your milky hamstrings are soft to the touch. Your calves, while not defined are defiantly nubile, quiver as my hand caresses them.*
d08d0d No.1915502
>>1915501
Alchemist has given me 50% of his property.
92e16a No.1915503
What did you just say to me you fucking faggot? I got a surprise for you from Bob Saget. The aristocat's fat shats on rats wearing top hats from their lax fag vats.
d08d0d No.1915506
>>1915504
That's 'Master Kiwi', you ugly weirdo.
5538e4 No.1915507
>>1915503
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
7e2153 No.1915508
>>1915487
-writes one for you:
Roses are red
Sonatas are Blue
Tea is rilly good
ANd Skwirrels are too!
is very proud of his work.-
087a07 No.1915509
086683 No.1915511
b720a2 No.1915512
Having friends is too much responsibility
b9e093 No.1915514
There once was a man named Grim
Nymph got quite tired of him
So Grim crashed Nymph's router,
Then Nymph got more sour,
And we in Nymph's butt blood did swim
>>1915496
Thanks
>>1915498
How u
(Probably not here since this is so much later)
>>1915512
What happened gurl
b9e093 No.1915516
>>1915508
Good job
How u feelin
>>1915515
♥
43a365 No.1915519
Don't listen to her, it's my turn.
942925 No.1915520
>>1915517
i bet you fap to braixen like you do blaziken right
4f5c29 No.1915521
b9e093 No.1915522
I have a good friend named Hu
Just don't tell him you're a Jew
If you do, you'll be gassed,
A great Zyklon B blast,
Lampshades will be made from you
>>1915517
How was your day gurl
>>1915518
Who are you
Oobles?
I don't know much about you other than a couple of drama events you might not want mentioned :3
>>1915519
Hm, I'll think about what that would be about
412b0f No.1915523
>>1915522
I am with family. I am at peace. A couple of second winds have blown my way recently. Feels nice.
942925 No.1915524
af070c No.1915525
>>1915519
It needs be a haiku instead of a limerick for you.
Because a haiku is short.
4f5c29 No.1915526
>>1915522
like what drama i'm curious
yes im ooble
412b0f No.1915532
>>1915531
chilan
bout to watch anime with the lady
hbu
b02339 No.1915533
>>1915532
nm.... just getting into my evening
4 day weekend, the fuck to do with self
412b0f No.1915534
b9e093 No.1915536
>>1915523
Glad I won't have to deal with the question of whether or not to go to family events for free food anymore after tomorrow
>>1915525
His shortness is the main possible topic I have in mind
>>1915526
So Grim, that weird Pakistani
He once said he'd kill a tranny
You banned him from your chat
That's what I know of that
But I guess he proved he's manly
>>1915527
I went with the other thing :3
b02339 No.1915540
why is german hiphop so shit
b9e093 No.1915541
Test is pretty short
That's all about him for now
Requests are a bitch
>>1915537
ay gurl how u
4f5c29 No.1915542
>>1915536
well i mean
i guess so, but it was more than that, he asked to see my chest in front of tristan and invited sci without permission
come on dude, that was a year ago, what else do you got
942925 No.1915543
>>1915536
Somehow killing trannies is preferable to the other thing actually.
b02339 No.1915544
>>1915541
ayyyy lamo
good yea, you?
412b0f No.1915545
I'd like to say I was drunk and that I didn't say I'd kill one but I was afraid I would but that doesn't really matter so yeah
lets not
942925 No.1915546
>>1915540
I imagine it's not a good language for slang or half rhymes or such things like english is but they make their songs with those things in mind.
87345b No.1915547
>>1915539
im just checkin in for a minute. HEWWO !!!!!!
87345b No.1915548
b9e093 No.1915550
>>1915542
You and I haven't interacted much, and I just had what he told me about that :3
The good news is that this small amount of interaction is a small step toward me knowing what to write about you
You left Ban's chat? I was going to DM you on Discord about the other thing because it's a bit touchy to talk about in thread
My Discord is Daiakuma#8938 ^^
>>1915543
I wouldn't post a limerick that would actually bother someone; I know that other thing is a touchy topic
2 soon
b9e093 No.1915551
>>1915544
Sorry missed this
Pretty good; mildly high on weed resin
Anything new?
4f5c29 No.1915552
>>1915550
ah, that, yeah i guess
i left ban's discord because i didn't see a need to be in there for a while
i'll add you
b02339 No.1915553
>>1915551
only things of moderate interest.... which are uninteresting.
over on soudcloud atp looking for new music.
any suggestions, oh dark one?
942925 No.1915554
>>1915550
I mean Grim looks like he was bothered by the tranny one. You should 'pologize.
9fa08a No.1915555
158464 No.1915556
b9e093 No.1915559
>>1915553
2pac
>>1915554
I actually asked for permission on Discord before posting that, so I'm clean
942925 No.1915560
>>1915555
Shimakaze tends to be.
>>1915556
I am Physically incapable of making a bad post
87345b No.1915561
>>1915558
SMOOOOOOOOOOOCH :*
b02339 No.1915562
>>1915559
yea, no
your suggestion was shit... dont fucking ever do that again
b9e093 No.1915563
>>1915562
Have you tried his music? He was a poet
t. the person who wrote all these dope ass limericks
249d44 No.1915565
>>1915562
WOW
is that anon-sama
FROM
THE
pony threads ?
158464 No.1915566
>>1915560
I recall two or three REALLY bad ones.
b02339 No.1915567
>>1915563
i strongly dislike most forms of rap and hip hop... with few exceptions
b02339 No.1915568
>>1915565
...uhhh
youre probably the one that just went by sama... i get that alot
942925 No.1915569
>>1915559
You didn't ask my permission, but I'll let you go this time.
>>1915566
Tell me what made them bad.
158464 No.1915570
>>1915569
You were crying.
249d44 No.1915571
>>1915568
No i'm never wrong.
Stop trying to hide your past.
942925 No.1915572
>>1915570
That was Oscar-baiting, you understand.
158464 No.1915573
>>1915572
Well, it made me SAD; therefore, it was BAD.
9fa08a No.1915574
>>1915560
post tummy
i wanna fap
b02339 No.1915575
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
found this... i like it
>>1915571
i maybe was in those twice
249d44 No.1915576
>>1915575
I know everything.
942925 No.1915578
>>1915573
Getting sad over another guy?
That's pretty gay, even if I probably was a woman at the time.
>>1915574
I can't help you there, sadly.
b02339 No.1915580
>>1915579
you sneaky fucker...
f68bc9 No.1915581
>>1915580
I missed you buddy how's tricks?
158464 No.1915582
>>1915578
WELL
EXCUUUUUUUSE ME
Excuse me.
f68bc9 No.1915584
>>1915582
YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT!!
THERES' SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW YOU
b02339 No.1915585
>>1915581
tricky... kinda calmed down a little for the holdays.
hbu
b02339 No.1915587
only when the beat drops tho...my new jam
f68bc9 No.1915588
>>1915585
it's been loneley
I've been taking time away from here
right now I just got back from running around outside errands and im still in my coat and all waiting for a friend to come around
I'm kinda sweaty and carrying alot oflmaoweed so the fumes of that mixed together is killing me
mirror mirror on the wall
I feel like a fucking dog
158464 No.1915589
>>1915584
My attention is yours.
b02339 No.1915590
shits going on repeat in the car... words, mark them
f68bc9 No.1915591
>>1915589
I saw this cute image on facebook a while ago and for some reason I named it DARS .jpg
h-hehe :3
942925 No.1915592
>>1915582
You're excused~
Is this some kind of exit post
249d44 No.1915593
>>1915577
No
You don't have that kind of clearance.
9fa08a No.1915594
>>1915578
are you cute? i've never seen lloyd
b02339 No.1915595
>>1915588
its good taking breaks from here... get some sanity back yea
...just drop the weed and take the coat off
>suggesting this is a prelude
b02339 No.1915596
>>1915593
clearance level 5
pass code: leTigre'
f68bc9 No.1915599
>>1915595
oh man but as soon as I take it off the cold air is going to whip through my room and touch my shirt and it's going to be cold :furrowed:
4650a0 No.1915600
>>1915591
reminds me of that le simpli eric leftypol maymay, the le 58% face
f68bc9 No.1915601
>>1915597
Yeah I think it's really cute
It's so cute i made it my fb profile pic
do you watch stranger things?
It reminds me of you for some reaosn
942925 No.1915603
>>1915594
I'm okay.
>>1915597
Oh thank god I love seeing you here
b02339 No.1915604
>>1915598
there is no such level...
249d44 No.1915605
>>1915604
Its top secret.
You've probably never even heard of it.
b02339 No.1915606
>>1915599
but the frostyness will be refreshing...
d08d0d No.1915607
>>1915602
Are you getting that star wars game that some people don't like?
158464 No.1915608
>>1915601
There was one you had of Kiss and Dars; that was funny.
I do watch that. Do you think of me as a big monster and that is why the show reminds you of me?
>>1915603
Your presence is also not terrible.
b02339 No.1915609
>>1915605
i was inventing fake clearance levels before it went underground
f68bc9 No.1915610
>>1915606
yeah :/
you dont have dicscord do you?
I've been holed up in my personal Discord with people who appreciate me for who I am...
they arent very good at conversation so It's kind of a trade there
I've been feelig socially isolated for a while
b-but my friends are here tonight!
>>1915608
I love the kiss/dars meme
it's a two parter
Also maybe that's it :3
yeah you scare me but also I like you and crave your attention
b02339 No.1915612
>>1915610
send me an invite man
158464 No.1915613
>>1915610
You are correct to be scared. I, like the monster, am black and can fit into every orifice simultaneously.
4650a0 No.1915614
>>1915611
you can embed sound cloud?
942925 No.1915615
>>1915608
I'm feeling slightly less enthused about you now, dickhead
158464 No.1915616
>>1915615
FINE
I LIKE SEEING YOU TOO
A LOT
HAPPY?
b02339 No.1915617
>>1915614
no, no you cant...
f68bc9 No.1915619
>>1915612
>>1915612
https://discord.gg/YdCyEM
yay!
>>1915613
this was a nice exchange
I'm feeling refreshed
here's part two!
b02339 No.1915620
158464 No.1915621
>>1915619
Yes, it was joyous. Those images elicit smiles from me.
249d44 No.1915622
>>1915607
I don't think so.
>>1915609
Yeah right kiddo.
942925 No.1915623
>>1915616
I have a chimerical erection, in fact.
b02339 No.1915625
>>1915619
says ur offline tho
942925 No.1915626
>>1915624
But that might just be the cartoons I'm watching. Don't flatter yourself too much.
d08d0d No.1915627
>>1915622
And here I thought you liked lame stuff.
412b0f No.1915629
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>1915620
prime your mind.
b02339 No.1915632
>>1915629
prime my pump...
f68bc9 No.1915633
>>1915631
Do do-do do-doot
158464 No.1915634
>>1915633
>tfw I used to have a crush on Penny
942925 No.1915635
>>1915631
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy: Big Boogey's Adventure
d08d0d No.1915636
086683 No.1915637
>tfw I used to have a crush on Inspector Gadget
158464 No.1915640
>>1915637
Do not even joke about this.
f707bb No.1915644
"Fuck me too" - Bard 2017
942925 No.1915645
>>1915638
Not a fan?
>>1915639
Jamaican Reaper is true across all time lines.
158464 No.1915646
>>1915641
I do not think I have it in me to watch the new version of the show. It would not be the same without my love.
>>1915642
Was it not before your time?
>>1915645
Decidedly not, and definitely not a fan of it causing those reactions.
158464 No.1915648
Norway makes fun of me all the time.
f68bc9 No.1915649
>>1915644
you cared enough to message me
>mfw
af070c No.1915650
>>1915647
I kind of wonder if he stopped posting because he died of his obvious weight issues from eating nothing but donuts.
086683 No.1915651
>>1915646
Well, yeah. But was in the same boat as Looney Tunes and Rocky and Bullwinkle in that reruns aired all the time.
942925 No.1915652
>>1915646
I love this show though. It fills me with nostalgia without any of the heartburn. Plus all the references to other things I love. What other cartoon has a whole episode about Cthulu? Also you know full well about my reactions anyway so even if this was true it shouldn't be surprising.
b02339 No.1915653
...its like
hes a god there
158464 No.1915654
>>1915651
Well, young you was pretty gay if your recent revelations are true.
>>1915652
>What other cartoon has a whole episode about Cthulu?
The Real Ghost Busters.
086683 No.1915655
>>1915654
Older me is pretty gay too.
You didn't figure it out?
158464 No.1915656
>>1915655
No, for good reason.
942925 No.1915657
>>1915654
I've never had a reason to care about the ghostbusters though. Except for when they became women but those were all peculiar dykes.
f68bc9 No.1915658
>>1915650
pastwies and cappu too
but it's okay because neru would always dilligently brush their teeth
it's fine
158464 No.1915659
086683 No.1915662
>>1915661
I'm shocked, for good reason.
942925 No.1915663
>>1915659
Why should I give a shit about a movie where the characters aren't smart enough to make FRIENDS with the ghosts? They are beneath me. And you, I'm more man than you'll ever be, not a child
346d37 No.1915664
I'm about to smoke a bit of salvia
158464 No.1915667
>>1915662
So why am I a fucknut?
>>1915663
You should care because it has Bill Murray in it.
Sorry, Sir.
942925 No.1915670
>>1915667
I did watch a couple Bill Murray movies. interesting guy. Can we watch the Man who Knew too Little?
086683 No.1915672
>>1915669
I do not know what a fucknut is.
158464 No.1915673
>>1915672
It is sort of like a fuckass, but worse.
942925 No.1915674
>>1915671
Fine you pick one. I'll even go against my gut and let you pick ghostbusters
086683 No.1915675
>>1915673
I do not know what a fuckass is.
158464 No.1915677
>>1915674
I was going to say Rushmore.
>>1915675
Regardless, you intended it to be demeaning.
086683 No.1915678
>>1915677
Because I had figured you had known for quite awhile and chose not to tell me to fuck with me.
b9e093 No.1915679
So, Darwin really likes young boys
To him, they're his little sex toys
He's e-dated twenty
Boipussy aplenty
Addicted to illegal joys
Achievement unlocked: use "boipussy" in a poem
346d37 No.1915680
Oh I forgot my post.
Well that was a nightmare.
Not going to do that again holy fuck. Glad I have some water.
4650a0 No.1915681
>there's a nanachi avatarfag
158464 No.1915682
>>1915678
I am confused. What did I know?
942925 No.1915684
>>1915677
okay sweet I like how it looks.
When
942925 No.1915685
346d37 No.1915686
This board is just for gay hookups and shitposting
158464 No.1915687
>>1915683
I have never seen your dox.
>>1915684
Not doing anything tomorrow.
b9e093 No.1915688
>>1915685
The concept of doing one for you is now in my head and we'll see if anything comes from it
>>1915686
ay gurl how u
086683 No.1915689
>>1915687
I can't believe you hadn't figured it out based on how much you know about me.
346d37 No.1915690
>>1915688
Who let you out of the trash can you get back in there where you belong no one wants your fucking buttpee cereal Eri-O's now a part of this delicious butthole breakfast you fucking shit
942925 No.1915691
>>1915687
Great what about tomorrow night then? It is thanksgiving so I'll be obliged do regular stuff for most of the day
>>1915688
I"m excited.
b9e093 No.1915692
>>1915690
What's the true nature of this outburst?
158464 No.1915693
>>1915689
I believed what you told me.
158464 No.1915694
>>1915691
Have it ready for then.
086683 No.1915695
>>1915693
Well yeah, but there were a lot of mistakes I made too, and I even leaked my real name to you once in a picture :^)
346d37 No.1915696
>>1915692
Semi-ironic shitposting and also ur trash
I clipped my nails and one of them smells like chocolate but I haven't had any chocolate in weeks.
942925 No.1915698
>>1915694
OK~ Well do you want me to download it or should we just use rabb.it and find it on putlocker
158464 No.1915699
>>1915695
Well, I feel betrayed and outraged.
>>1915698
You will PURCHASE it.
b9e093 No.1915702
>>1915691
Doesn't mean it will happen
I have a few traits in my head about you though
Requests can be hard; poetry tends to be a thing I vomit up naturally
>>1915696
Maybe from something else with cocoa in it
>>1915697
Your request has been filed
How've you been? ^^
942925 No.1915703
>>1915699
"No"
What's the real option
346d37 No.1915704
>>1915702
Did your butthole have cocoa in it?
Maybe Ioco's did.
d08d0d No.1915705
>>1915702
I am somewhat fantastic. Though could always be better. How about you?
158464 No.1915706
>>1915701
Nothing. I guess I do not know what to believe, but it does not change anything I felt ultimately.
>>1915703
DOWNLOAD IT
GOD
086683 No.1915707
>>1915706
I'd add you on Line if I remembered your ID :^)
942925 No.1915708
>>1915702
I understand, and you probably have pretty limited knowledge about me to that end.
>>1915706
OK. I'll DM you the thing
158464 No.1915709
>>1915707
I think it was darwinandhobbes.
086683 No.1915710
>>1915709
No revengeroni leakeroni, right?
158464 No.1915712
>>1915708
Do not incriminate me.
>>1915710
Promise.
b9e093 No.1915713
>>1915704
Why would it? Why did loco's?
>>1915705
I'm good; been seeing family because of the holiday this week, I guess the free food is nice
>>1915708
You're black and like weird porn and you're a subby gay
942925 No.1915714
>>1915712
Eh where you getting that from?
158464 No.1915717
>>1915714
The NSA is always watching.
>>1915715
346d37 No.1915719
>>1915713
Probably because Ioco rhymes with cocoa.
I'unoo you seem like the kinda guy who likes putting weird things in there like pee and bad dragon toys maybe I'unno
942925 No.1915721
>>1915717
You are always using a vpn anyway aren't you
9fa08a No.1915722
hope you're all having a good night
346d37 No.1915724
>>1915722
How much for a good night with you
9fa08a No.1915726
>>1915724
one compliment per minute
346d37 No.1915727
>>1915726
No one can afford that
942925 No.1915728
>>1915713
That's all accurate
It ain't a limerick tho :P
>>1915723
Get rekt. I bet you even have an escpae plan in case things get really hairy
b9e093 No.1915729
>tfw u realize you wrote like six poems tonight while shitposting even though u usually only aim for one per night
I should subject you guys to this kind of thing more often
>>1915718
I have to eat food to survive and it's better to not have to pay for it
>>1915719
Only thing in the past year has been a toothbrush, I think
How about you?
>>1915722
-pets u-
>>1915728
Have faith, my child
d08d0d No.1915731
>>1915729
Isn't that what poor people say?
158464 No.1915732
>>1915725
Some other day, maybe.
>>1915728
There is a rough draft of an outline.
4650a0 No.1915733
>>1915729
I think poems are gay
They ruin your day
keeps the demons at bay, but don't pay
ay
942925 No.1915734
>>1915729
Aye aye, captain
>>1915732
Can I fit in the getaway trunk
346d37 No.1915735
>>1915729
A toothbrush is still pretty weird.
Nothing to my knowledge I poop from there.
>>1915730
kys
158464 No.1915736
>>1915734
I am not taking a vehicle. They could be bugged.
942925 No.1915737
>>1915736
Can I fit in the bindle, then?
b9e093 No.1915738
>>1915730
How was your day gurl
>>1915731
It's what an unemployed person who's currently just spending money says
>>1915733
They've pretty much just been therapeutic to me
I use them to make love to my demons
Not in these silly ones obvs; these just fit the tone of the board and subjecting /animus/ to my edgy poetry would be cruel and unusual
>>1915734
Really though idk if and when something will manifest
>>1915735
It was just a working thing that I had on hand
Something thicker would be better, though
086683 No.1915739
>>1915732
Not on my watch.
158464 No.1915740
>>1915737
Probably, if you have not grown significantly in the last few years.
d08d0d No.1915741
>>1915738
You're a NEET now?
158464 No.1915743
>>1915739
I might just kill you too.
6fa1e4 No.1915746
i made "a-ano..." my phone wallpaper
346d37 No.1915747
>>1915738
>Something thicker would be better, though
mfw
086683 No.1915748
>>1915743
A romantic double suicide, Dazai would be proud.
b9e093 No.1915749
>>1915741
Currently, yeah
Stalling with getting my next job, partly because idk what I want to do
Kind of started developing an urge to go teach in another weird country lately, but I dunno
>>1915744
ay gurl how u
>>1915745
Hey, how are things?
>>1915747
What? ^^
b7b9b1 No.1915751
>>1915749
Things are alright; just waiting for a sleeping pill to kick in. Taking my meds again like a good little nutter.
You?
6fa1e4 No.1915752
>>1915749
doing good. just got back from playing tekken and ddr with a cutie. super cute and nice good fun times.
158464 No.1915753
>>1915748
Oh, yeah, TOTALLY.
086683 No.1915755
>>1915753
Slightly less romantic murder-suicide?
346d37 No.1915756
>>1915754
Posting hentai like that is lewd and degenerate
b9e093 No.1915757
>>1915750
I was just saying what I was thinking ^^
>>1915751
I think sleeping pills aren't that bad, relative to meds in general, anyway ^^
I'm pretty good; just been writing poetry and listening to old school rap
The two weirdly seem to hand-in-hand; the music helps me get in a mindset of rhyme and flow
>>1915752
Was that a date or what? :3
>>1915754
What happened?
It was fine, saw family and got free food and stuff. Just been messing around on the internet other than that
I didn't even have to use my AK
I gotta say, it was a good day
9fa08a No.1915758
>>1915756
can you please stop being mean I'm having a rough day.
>>1915757
just another day in the life of nezi waiting on meds to work that i know won't
free food always tastes better, what kind of food did you get and why was it free?
b9e093 No.1915759
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I love that he says "tummy"
346d37 No.1915760
>>1915757
>
>>1915758
When are you not having a rough day
6fa1e4 No.1915761
>>1915757
it was sort of a daaate but our friend is like. moving far away soon so. she came along butttttttttttttttttt its okay. yesterday it was just me and the person. soon itll be winter break for this person i have been... talking to and itll just b me and them and nice
6fa1e4 No.1915762
>>1915758
are you doing anything for thanksgiving ?
i feel like its such an empty holiday. its more just. christmas intro
b7b9b1 No.1915763
>>1915757
Ah that's just one of 5, though I refuse to take all of that.
Nice. Actually, I wrote a few poems in lecture the other day.
I suppose I can see that.
b9e093 No.1915765
>>1915758
It's best to find other ways of dealing with things
Steak tacos and because I'm not going to fight to put my credit card down when everyone else is so eager to pay
Went to a restaurant with a bunch of family
>>1915760
Why is this
>>1915761
Girls getting in the way
And that'll be good, then ^^
>>1915763
That's understandable; I don't really trust meds
You should show me ^^
>>1915764
Hm?
9fa08a No.1915767
>>1915762
going to aunt/uncle's for dinner (lunchtime) and then work.
>>1915765
ah that sounds nice
I'm glad you had fun
b9e093 No.1915768
>>1915767
I wouldn't call it "fun" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
6fa1e4 No.1915770
>>1915765
burn all womyn
>>1915767
hm. enjoy your time the best you can ?
346d37 No.1915771
>>1915765
It's meant to be sexually suggestive
b7b9b1 No.1915772
>>1915765
I trust a few of them, like clonazepam. I quite like clonazepam.
Eh.. pass. It's just free verse garbage.
086683 No.1915773
>>1915769
Why do I get a cat face and 4m doesn't?
59070b No.1915774
>>1915773
because you posted a cat.
b9e093 No.1915777
>>1915769
What's better, exclamation point or cat face? I need to know to properly interpret this post
>>1915770
Why are you using a feminist spelling while saying that
>>1915771
>Peter Parker forgot to take pictures of Spiderman so he gives that video to his boss instead
>>1915772
I can show you my free verse stuff too, on Steam :3
The poem I showed you before was my best one, imo. Or at least one of my three best ones
>>1915773
The obvious questions
086683 No.1915780
>>1915777
I'm dumb though.
6fa1e4 No.1915781
>>1915777
feminist spelling ? ? ? ?
>>1915776
i can b ur cat nyaaaaaann
>>1915779
GANBATTE NEZI-SAN !!!!!!!!!
346d37 No.1915782
>>1915777
>Jonah Jameson closes the door to his office and lets down the blinds and fucks Peter Parker Silly
086683 No.1915784
>>1915783
But why not though?
b7b9b1 No.1915785
>>1915777
Maybe.. another time.
59070b No.1915786
>>1915784
the people wouldnt like it!
086683 No.1915787
>>1915786
The people don't like it when I cat?
b9e093 No.1915788
>>1915780
Not pretty and smart?
>>1915781
"Womyn"
I guess you could also use it if you don't think they're worthy of having "man" in their word
>>1915782
Is this ERP?
>>1915783
🤔
Anyway how u gurl
Slept well?
>>1915785
No pressure ^^
I should just show you my worst stuff until you're comfortable enough :3
59070b No.1915789
>>1915787
what do you mean when you cat
>>1915788
slept ok
kohi was ok
now to about to go
6fa1e4 No.1915790
>>1915783
not lewd at all
>>1915788
i didnt know they say that
086683 No.1915792
>>1915788
Ugly and dumb.
>>1915789
You said you wanna cat.
Like you want to cat, right?
59070b No.1915794
b9e093 No.1915795
>>1915789
Okay, good luck ^^
>>1915790
Who did you think did? Lmao
The word exists because some feminists think "woman" implies that women are secondary to men, basically
>>1915791
L-lewd
>>1915792
Stop bullying Wish-kun
b7b9b1 No.1915796
>>1915788
You know, I kind of like this feeling of being half asleep, it's almost like being drunk but without the shitty feeling.
4650a0 No.1915797
>>1915793
>he got the triforce wrong
346d37 No.1915798
>>1915795
u n me bb aint nothin but mammals
086683 No.1915799
>>1915795
He sucks, though.
59070b No.1915800
school now bye
>>1915795
thanks!
>>1915792
i want A cat!
ce21d5 No.1915801
>>1915797
14 years in MS paint
b9e093 No.1915802
>>1915796
Yeah, sleeping pills can do that. You should probably just sleep, though :3
>>1915798
Oh, what Squash did is normal, then
>>1915799
I like him
>>1915800
♥
346d37 No.1915803
>>1915802
k e k
Kyle is a sweetheart tho so we forgive him generally
b9e093 No.1915805
>>1915803
I never held it against him, even though he seemed to think I did, cause he hated when I'd make dogfucking jokes at first
>>1915804
Sleep well
b7b9b1 No.1915806
>>1915802
You're probably right.
Goodnight.
59070b No.1915807
346d37 No.1915808
>>1915805
I joke about it all the time with him and he loves me like I'm a peanutbutter slathered tennisball.
b9e093 No.1915809
>>1915806
Night ^^
>>1915808
Yeah, he just had to get to know me a bit I guess, but I think this was back when he was more racist against anime posters too
346d37 No.1915810
>>1915809
>racist
Oh like those pony-fucking manchildren
d08d0d No.1915811
>>1915749
I'm back from exercise.
Everyone thinks they can go to another country to teach english. It's easier said than done.
df982b No.1915812
>>1915810
I never got why people were so naturally abrasive to each other just because they came from a different shitposting demographic.
b9e093 No.1915813
>>1915810
Idk what you're alluding to
I've mainly seen it from furries
>>1915811
Already did it in China, nigga
d08d0d No.1915814
>>1915813
Fuck the Chinese.
4650a0 No.1915816
>>1915812
>I never got why people were so naturally abrasive to each other
fuck you you piece of fucking shit
you and your mother suck eggs at the bottom of a well from the eye balls of a used car salesman
:^)
4650a0 No.1915817
>>1915813
>I've mainly seen it from furries
>implying there's any difference
df982b No.1915818
>>1915816
there there anon
4650a0 No.1915819
>>1915818
yeah, that insult, it was too abstract for your feeble mind to understand
df982b No.1915820
>>1915819
sounded like some trashy half-assed ren and stimpy ripoff
4650a0 No.1915821
>>1915820
well you pig drinking master faster egg eater, I'll have you know that you seem to have the greatest case of kosher bosher master fucker gay maker I've ever seen
df982b No.1915822
>>1915821
this made in abyss manga is really good so far, im getting really comfy feels from a lot of the scenes
which is how i know its going to get really fucked up and bad later and mess with me
4650a0 No.1915824
>>1915822
drat
my facade of someone making a joke at the expense of a fly away comment about being hostile for no reason has been destroyed
df982b No.1915825
>>1915824
nah once i talk to you enough it's pretty hard for me to not recognize who you are immediately, generally I don't even need namesync for the /b/ threads to tell what's going on
f707bb No.1915826
Reminder that horsefuckers own the thread and furries are unironically worse
df982b No.1915827
>>1915826
??????
how is test either of those
there might be a lot i don't know about test come to think of it
4650a0 No.1915828
>>1915825
which is why I don't understand name-fagging
df982b No.1915829
>>1915828
Hey, don't look at me, I was verbally against it and caused a lot of fuss anon posting, but people get upset about that too easily so just to avoid a general disturbance I've been keeping things simple.
df982b No.1915831
3b1f50 No.1915832
4650a0 No.1915833
>>1915832
all me tbh
>>1915831
Is that really?
df982b No.1915834
>>1915833
YES snot on their head
how much of these details did you forget? im a details guy myself thats why im so slow with quality manga
4650a0 No.1915835
>>1915834
Just didn't think it was that strange.
df982b No.1915836
>>1915835
just a weird detail to add, the style makes it kind of gross and puking is going to practically be a regular occurrence in the manga
4650a0 No.1915837
>>1915836
I don't know, there's a lot stranger details that could have been added. Seen people do such things before too many times with more strange shit. Maybe my brain is just soup right now.
df982b No.1915838
>>1915837
-stirs the soup with a big wooden spoon-
df982b No.1915839
983f97 No.1915842