[–]▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915485[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
There once was a big hairy mutt
Squash wanted to be the dog's slut
Squash got in position,
The dog accepted the mission,
And fucked Squash right in the butt
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915487>>1915491 >>1915508
So yeah, I'm experimenting with shitposting limericks
▶ c5b0ea (2) No.1915491>>1915494
>>1915487
Do one for me too
▶ d485da (5) No.1915493>>1915494
Erio's a fucking faggot.
A fucking faggot is he.
An enormous dick.
A questionable prick.
And the looks to rival Bob Saget.
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915494>>1915496 >>1915498 >>1915500
>>1915490
There once was a man named 10X
He and Bern would discuss gay sex
But Bern showed him his prick,
10X leaked that dick,
And Bern fled the threads and his ex
>>1915491
I don't know you well; not sure what I'd do it about ^^
>>1915493
You don't like it? </3
Also I see we both had the genius idea of rhyming "dick" with "prick"
▶ d485da (5) No.1915496>>1915514
>>1915494
That one was gold.
▶ 4f5c29 (6) No.1915499>>1915501
why is there dirty gay RPing in my anime board
▶ c5b0ea (2) No.1915500
▶ d485da (5) No.1915501>>1915502
>>1915499
*I gently move my hand up your leg with nimble grace. Your milky hamstrings are soft to the touch. Your calves, while not defined are defiantly nubile, quiver as my hand caresses them.*
▶ d08d0d (13) No.1915502>>1915504
>>1915501
Alchemist has given me 50% of his property.
▶ 92e16a (1) No.1915503>>1915505 >>1915507
What did you just say to me you fucking faggot? I got a surprise for you from Bob Saget. The aristocat's fat shats on rats wearing top hats from their lax fag vats.
▶ d08d0d (13) No.1915506
>>1915504
That's 'Master Kiwi', you ugly weirdo.
▶ 5538e4 (4) No.1915507
>>1915503
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
▶ 7e2153 (1) No.1915508>>1915516
>>1915487
-writes one for you:
Roses are red
Sonatas are Blue
Tea is rilly good
ANd Skwirrels are too!
is very proud of his work.-
▶ 087a07 (1) No.1915509>>1915510 >>1915511
▶ 086683 (33) No.1915511
▶ b720a2 (1) No.1915512>>1915514
Having friends is too much responsibility
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915514
There once was a man named Grim
Nymph got quite tired of him
So Grim crashed Nymph's router,
Then Nymph got more sour,
And we in Nymph's butt blood did swim
>>1915496
Thanks
>>1915498
How u
(Probably not here since this is so much later)
>>1915512
What happened gurl
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915516>>1915517
>>1915508
Good job
How u feelin
>>1915515
♥
▶ 43a365 (2) No.1915519>>1915521 >>1915522 >>1915525
Don't listen to her, it's my turn.
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915520
>>1915517
i bet you fap to braixen like you do blaziken right
▶ 4f5c29 (6) No.1915521
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915522>>1915523 >>1915526
I have a good friend named Hu
Just don't tell him you're a Jew
If you do, you'll be gassed,
A great Zyklon B blast,
Lampshades will be made from you
>>1915517
How was your day gurl
>>1915518
Who are you
Oobles?
I don't know much about you other than a couple of drama events you might not want mentioned :3
>>1915519
Hm, I'll think about what that would be about
▶ 412b0f (12) No.1915523>>1915524 >>1915536
>>1915522
I am with family. I am at peace. A couple of second winds have blown my way recently. Feels nice.
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915524>>1915529
▶ af070c (2) No.1915525>>1915536
>>1915519
It needs be a haiku instead of a limerick for you.
Because a haiku is short.
▶ 4f5c29 (6) No.1915526>>1915536
>>1915522
like what drama i'm curious
yes im ooble
▶ 412b0f (12) No.1915532>>1915533
>>1915531
chilan
bout to watch anime with the lady
hbu
▶ b02339 (33) No.1915533>>1915534
>>1915532
nm.... just getting into my evening
4 day weekend, the fuck to do with self
▶ 412b0f (12) No.1915534
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915536>>1915542 >>1915543
>>1915523
Glad I won't have to deal with the question of whether or not to go to family events for free food anymore after tomorrow
>>1915525
His shortness is the main possible topic I have in mind
>>1915526
So Grim, that weird Pakistani
He once said he'd kill a tranny
You banned him from your chat
That's what I know of that
But I guess he proved he's manly
>>1915527
I went with the other thing :3
▶ b02339 (33) No.1915540>>1915546
why is german hiphop so shit
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915541>>1915544
Test is pretty short
That's all about him for now
Requests are a bitch
>>1915537
ay gurl how u
▶ 4f5c29 (6) No.1915542>>1915550
>>1915536
well i mean
i guess so, but it was more than that, he asked to see my chest in front of tristan and invited sci without permission
come on dude, that was a year ago, what else do you got
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915543>>1915550
>>1915536
Somehow killing trannies is preferable to the other thing actually.
▶ b02339 (33) No.1915544>>1915551
>>1915541
ayyyy lamo
good yea, you?
▶ 412b0f (12) No.1915545
I'd like to say I was drunk and that I didn't say I'd kill one but I was afraid I would but that doesn't really matter so yeah
lets not
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915546>>1915549
>>1915540
I imagine it's not a good language for slang or half rhymes or such things like english is but they make their songs with those things in mind.
▶ 87345b (5) No.1915547>>1915549
>>1915539
im just checkin in for a minute. HEWWO !!!!!!
▶ 87345b (5) No.1915548
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915550>>1915552 >>1915554
>>1915542
You and I haven't interacted much, and I just had what he told me about that :3
The good news is that this small amount of interaction is a small step toward me knowing what to write about you
You left Ban's chat? I was going to DM you on Discord about the other thing because it's a bit touchy to talk about in thread
My Discord is Daiakuma#8938 ^^
>>1915543
I wouldn't post a limerick that would actually bother someone; I know that other thing is a touchy topic
2 soon
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915551>>1915553
>>1915544
Sorry missed this
Pretty good; mildly high on weed resin
Anything new?
▶ 4f5c29 (6) No.1915552
>>1915550
ah, that, yeah i guess
i left ban's discord because i didn't see a need to be in there for a while
i'll add you
▶ b02339 (33) No.1915553>>1915559
>>1915551
only things of moderate interest.... which are uninteresting.
over on soudcloud atp looking for new music.
any suggestions, oh dark one?
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915554>>1915555 >>1915559
>>1915550
I mean Grim looks like he was bothered by the tranny one. You should 'pologize.
▶ 9fa08a (11) No.1915555>>1915560
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915556>>1915560
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915559>>1915562 >>1915569
>>1915553
2pac
>>1915554
I actually asked for permission on Discord before posting that, so I'm clean
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915560>>1915566 >>1915574
>>1915555
Shimakaze tends to be.
>>1915556
I am Physically incapable of making a bad post
▶ 87345b (5) No.1915561>>1915564
>>1915558
SMOOOOOOOOOOOCH :*
▶ b02339 (33) No.1915562>>1915563 >>1915565
>>1915559
yea, no
your suggestion was shit... dont fucking ever do that again
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915563>>1915567
>>1915562
Have you tried his music? He was a poet
t. the person who wrote all these dope ass limericks
▶ 249d44 (8) No.1915565>>1915568
>>1915562
WOW
is that anon-sama
FROM
THE
pony threads ?
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915566>>1915569
>>1915560
I recall two or three REALLY bad ones.
▶ b02339 (33) No.1915567
>>1915563
i strongly dislike most forms of rap and hip hop... with few exceptions
▶ b02339 (33) No.1915568>>1915571
>>1915565
...uhhh
youre probably the one that just went by sama... i get that alot
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915569>>1915570
>>1915559
You didn't ask my permission, but I'll let you go this time.
>>1915566
Tell me what made them bad.
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915570>>1915572
>>1915569
You were crying.
▶ 249d44 (8) No.1915571>>1915575 >>1915583
>>1915568
No i'm never wrong.
Stop trying to hide your past.
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915572>>1915573
>>1915570
That was Oscar-baiting, you understand.
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915573>>1915578
>>1915572
Well, it made me SAD; therefore, it was BAD.
▶ 9fa08a (11) No.1915574>>1915578
>>1915560
post tummy
i wanna fap
▶ b02339 (33) No.1915575>>1915576
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
found this... i like it
>>1915571
i maybe was in those twice
▶ 249d44 (8) No.1915576>>1915577
>>1915575
I know everything.
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915578>>1915582 >>1915594
>>1915573
Getting sad over another guy?
That's pretty gay, even if I probably was a woman at the time.
>>1915574
I can't help you there, sadly.
▶ b02339 (33) No.1915580>>1915581
>>1915579
you sneaky fucker...
▶ f68bc9 (19) No.1915581>>1915585
>>1915580
I missed you buddy how's tricks?
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915582>>1915584 >>1915592
>>1915578
WELL
EXCUUUUUUUSE ME
Excuse me.
▶ f68bc9 (19) No.1915584>>1915589
>>1915582
YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT!!
THERES' SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW YOU
▶ b02339 (33) No.1915585>>1915588
>>1915581
tricky... kinda calmed down a little for the holdays.
hbu
▶ b02339 (33) No.1915587
only when the beat drops tho...my new jam
▶ f68bc9 (19) No.1915588>>1915595
>>1915585
it's been loneley
I've been taking time away from here
right now I just got back from running around outside errands and im still in my coat and all waiting for a friend to come around
I'm kinda sweaty and carrying alot oflmaoweed so the fumes of that mixed together is killing me
mirror mirror on the wall
I feel like a fucking dog
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915589>>1915591
>>1915584
My attention is yours.
▶ b02339 (33) No.1915590
shits going on repeat in the car... words, mark them
▶ f68bc9 (19) No.1915591>>1915597 >>1915600
>>1915589
I saw this cute image on facebook a while ago and for some reason I named it DARS .jpg
h-hehe :3
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915592>>1915597
>>1915582
You're excused~
Is this some kind of exit post
▶ 249d44 (8) No.1915593>>1915596
>>1915577
No
You don't have that kind of clearance.
▶ 9fa08a (11) No.1915594>>1915603
>>1915578
are you cute? i've never seen lloyd
▶ b02339 (33) No.1915595>>1915599
>>1915588
its good taking breaks from here... get some sanity back yea
...just drop the weed and take the coat off
>suggesting this is a prelude
▶ b02339 (33) No.1915596>>1915598
>>1915593
clearance level 5
pass code: leTigre'
▶ f68bc9 (19) No.1915599>>1915606
>>1915595
oh man but as soon as I take it off the cold air is going to whip through my room and touch my shirt and it's going to be cold :furrowed:
▶ 4650a0 (15) No.1915600
>>1915591
reminds me of that le simpli eric leftypol maymay, the le 58% face
▶ f68bc9 (19) No.1915601>>1915608
>>1915597
Yeah I think it's really cute
It's so cute i made it my fb profile pic
do you watch stranger things?
It reminds me of you for some reaosn
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915603>>1915608
>>1915594
I'm okay.
>>1915597
Oh thank god I love seeing you here
▶ b02339 (33) No.1915604>>1915605
>>1915598
there is no such level...
▶ 249d44 (8) No.1915605>>1915609
>>1915604
Its top secret.
You've probably never even heard of it.
▶ b02339 (33) No.1915606>>1915610
>>1915599
but the frostyness will be refreshing...
▶ d08d0d (13) No.1915607>>1915622
>>1915602
Are you getting that star wars game that some people don't like?
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915608>>1915610 >>1915615
>>1915601
There was one you had of Kiss and Dars; that was funny.
I do watch that. Do you think of me as a big monster and that is why the show reminds you of me?
>>1915603
Your presence is also not terrible.
▶ b02339 (33) No.1915609>>1915622
>>1915605
i was inventing fake clearance levels before it went underground
▶ f68bc9 (19) No.1915610>>1915612 >>1915613
>>1915606
yeah :/
you dont have dicscord do you?
I've been holed up in my personal Discord with people who appreciate me for who I am...
they arent very good at conversation so It's kind of a trade there
I've been feelig socially isolated for a while
b-but my friends are here tonight!
>>1915608
I love the kiss/dars meme
it's a two parter
Also maybe that's it :3
yeah you scare me but also I like you and crave your attention
▶ b02339 (33) No.1915612>>1915619
>>1915610
send me an invite man
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915613>>1915619
>>1915610
You are correct to be scared. I, like the monster, am black and can fit into every orifice simultaneously.
▶ 4650a0 (15) No.1915614>>1915617
>>1915611
you can embed sound cloud?
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915615>>1915616
>>1915608
I'm feeling slightly less enthused about you now, dickhead
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915616>>1915623
>>1915615
FINE
I LIKE SEEING YOU TOO
A LOT
HAPPY?
▶ b02339 (33) No.1915617
>>1915614
no, no you cant...
▶ f68bc9 (19) No.1915619>>1915621 >>1915625
>>1915612
>>1915612
https://discord.gg/YdCyEM
yay!
>>1915613
this was a nice exchange
I'm feeling refreshed
here's part two!
▶ b02339 (33) No.1915620>>1915629
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915621
>>1915619
Yes, it was joyous. Those images elicit smiles from me.
▶ 249d44 (8) No.1915622>>1915627
>>1915607
I don't think so.
>>1915609
Yeah right kiddo.
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915623>>1915624
>>1915616
I have a chimerical erection, in fact.
▶ b02339 (33) No.1915625>>1915628
>>1915619
says ur offline tho
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915626>>1915631
>>1915624
But that might just be the cartoons I'm watching. Don't flatter yourself too much.
▶ d08d0d (13) No.1915627
>>1915622
And here I thought you liked lame stuff.
▶ 412b0f (12) No.1915629>>1915632
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>1915620
prime your mind.
▶ b02339 (33) No.1915632
>>1915629
prime my pump...
▶ f68bc9 (19) No.1915633>>1915634
>>1915631
Do do-do do-doot
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915634>>1915641
>>1915633
>tfw I used to have a crush on Penny
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915635>>1915638 >>1915639
>>1915631
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy: Big Boogey's Adventure
▶ d08d0d (13) No.1915636
▶ 086683 (33) No.1915637>>1915640
>tfw I used to have a crush on Inspector Gadget
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915640>>1915642
>>1915637
Do not even joke about this.
▶ f707bb (2) No.1915644>>1915649
"Fuck me too" - Bard 2017
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915645>>1915646
>>1915638
Not a fan?
>>1915639
Jamaican Reaper is true across all time lines.
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915646>>1915651 >>1915652
>>1915641
I do not think I have it in me to watch the new version of the show. It would not be the same without my love.
>>1915642
Was it not before your time?
>>1915645
Decidedly not, and definitely not a fan of it causing those reactions.
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915648
Norway makes fun of me all the time.
▶ f68bc9 (19) No.1915649
>>1915644
you cared enough to message me
>mfw
▶ af070c (2) No.1915650>>1915658
>>1915647
I kind of wonder if he stopped posting because he died of his obvious weight issues from eating nothing but donuts.
▶ 086683 (33) No.1915651>>1915654
>>1915646
Well, yeah. But was in the same boat as Looney Tunes and Rocky and Bullwinkle in that reruns aired all the time.
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915652>>1915654
>>1915646
I love this show though. It fills me with nostalgia without any of the heartburn. Plus all the references to other things I love. What other cartoon has a whole episode about Cthulu? Also you know full well about my reactions anyway so even if this was true it shouldn't be surprising.
▶ b02339 (33) No.1915653
...its like
hes a god there
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915654>>1915655 >>1915657
>>1915651
Well, young you was pretty gay if your recent revelations are true.
>>1915652
>What other cartoon has a whole episode about Cthulu?
The Real Ghost Busters.
▶ 086683 (33) No.1915655>>1915656
>>1915654
Older me is pretty gay too.
You didn't figure it out?
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915656>>1915660
>>1915655
No, for good reason.
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915657>>1915659
>>1915654
I've never had a reason to care about the ghostbusters though. Except for when they became women but those were all peculiar dykes.
▶ f68bc9 (19) No.1915658>>1915665
>>1915650
pastwies and cappu too
but it's okay because neru would always dilligently brush their teeth
it's fine
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915659>>1915663
▶ 086683 (33) No.1915662>>1915667
>>1915661
I'm shocked, for good reason.
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915663>>1915667
>>1915659
Why should I give a shit about a movie where the characters aren't smart enough to make FRIENDS with the ghosts? They are beneath me. And you, I'm more man than you'll ever be, not a child
▶ 346d37 (23) No.1915664>>1915666
I'm about to smoke a bit of salvia
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915667>>1915668 >>1915670
>>1915662
So why am I a fucknut?
>>1915663
You should care because it has Bill Murray in it.
Sorry, Sir.
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915670>>1915671
>>1915667
I did watch a couple Bill Murray movies. interesting guy. Can we watch the Man who Knew too Little?
▶ 086683 (33) No.1915672>>1915673
>>1915669
I do not know what a fucknut is.
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915673>>1915675
>>1915672
It is sort of like a fuckass, but worse.
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915674>>1915677
>>1915671
Fine you pick one. I'll even go against my gut and let you pick ghostbusters
▶ 086683 (33) No.1915675>>1915677
>>1915673
I do not know what a fuckass is.
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915677>>1915678 >>1915684
>>1915674
I was going to say Rushmore.
>>1915675
Regardless, you intended it to be demeaning.
▶ 086683 (33) No.1915678>>1915682
>>1915677
Because I had figured you had known for quite awhile and chose not to tell me to fuck with me.
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915679>>1915685
So, Darwin really likes young boys
To him, they're his little sex toys
He's e-dated twenty
Boipussy aplenty
Addicted to illegal joys
Achievement unlocked: use "boipussy" in a poem
▶ 346d37 (23) No.1915680
Oh I forgot my post.
Well that was a nightmare.
Not going to do that again holy fuck. Glad I have some water.
▶ 4650a0 (15) No.1915681
>there's a nanachi avatarfag
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915682>>1915683
>>1915678
I am confused. What did I know?
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915684>>1915687
>>1915677
okay sweet I like how it looks.
When
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915685>>1915688
▶ 346d37 (23) No.1915686>>1915688
This board is just for gay hookups and shitposting
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915687>>1915689 >>1915691
>>1915683
I have never seen your dox.
>>1915684
Not doing anything tomorrow.
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915688>>1915690 >>1915691 >>1915697
>>1915685
The concept of doing one for you is now in my head and we'll see if anything comes from it
>>1915686
ay gurl how u
▶ 086683 (33) No.1915689>>1915693
>>1915687
I can't believe you hadn't figured it out based on how much you know about me.
▶ 346d37 (23) No.1915690>>1915692
>>1915688
Who let you out of the trash can you get back in there where you belong no one wants your fucking buttpee cereal Eri-O's now a part of this delicious butthole breakfast you fucking shit
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915691>>1915694 >>1915702
>>1915687
Great what about tomorrow night then? It is thanksgiving so I'll be obliged do regular stuff for most of the day
>>1915688
I"m excited.
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915692>>1915696
>>1915690
What's the true nature of this outburst?
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915693>>1915695
>>1915689
I believed what you told me.
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915694>>1915698
>>1915691
Have it ready for then.
▶ 086683 (33) No.1915695>>1915699
>>1915693
Well yeah, but there were a lot of mistakes I made too, and I even leaked my real name to you once in a picture :^)
▶ 346d37 (23) No.1915696>>1915702
>>1915692
Semi-ironic shitposting and also ur trash
I clipped my nails and one of them smells like chocolate but I haven't had any chocolate in weeks.
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915698>>1915699
>>1915694
OK~ Well do you want me to download it or should we just use rabb.it and find it on putlocker
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915699>>1915701 >>1915703
>>1915695
Well, I feel betrayed and outraged.
>>1915698
You will PURCHASE it.
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915702>>1915704 >>1915705 >>1915708
>>1915691
Doesn't mean it will happen
I have a few traits in my head about you though
Requests can be hard; poetry tends to be a thing I vomit up naturally
>>1915696
Maybe from something else with cocoa in it
>>1915697
Your request has been filed
How've you been? ^^
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915703>>1915706
>>1915699
"No"
What's the real option
▶ 346d37 (23) No.1915704>>1915713
>>1915702
Did your butthole have cocoa in it?
Maybe Ioco's did.
▶ d08d0d (13) No.1915705>>1915713
>>1915702
I am somewhat fantastic. Though could always be better. How about you?
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915706>>1915707 >>1915708
>>1915701
Nothing. I guess I do not know what to believe, but it does not change anything I felt ultimately.
>>1915703
DOWNLOAD IT
GOD
▶ 086683 (33) No.1915707>>1915709
>>1915706
I'd add you on Line if I remembered your ID :^)
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915708>>1915712 >>1915713
>>1915702
I understand, and you probably have pretty limited knowledge about me to that end.
>>1915706
OK. I'll DM you the thing
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915709>>1915710
>>1915707
I think it was darwinandhobbes.
▶ 086683 (33) No.1915710>>1915712
>>1915709
No revengeroni leakeroni, right?
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915712>>1915714 >>1915715
>>1915708
Do not incriminate me.
>>1915710
Promise.
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915713>>1915718 >>1915719 >>1915728
>>1915704
Why would it? Why did loco's?
>>1915705
I'm good; been seeing family because of the holiday this week, I guess the free food is nice
>>1915708
You're black and like weird porn and you're a subby gay
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915714>>1915717
>>1915712
Eh where you getting that from?
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915717>>1915720 >>1915721
>>1915714
The NSA is always watching.
>>1915715
▶ 346d37 (23) No.1915719>>1915729
>>1915713
Probably because Ioco rhymes with cocoa.
I'unoo you seem like the kinda guy who likes putting weird things in there like pee and bad dragon toys maybe I'unno
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915721>>1915723
>>1915717
You are always using a vpn anyway aren't you
▶ 9fa08a (11) No.1915722>>1915724 >>1915729
hope you're all having a good night
▶ 346d37 (23) No.1915724>>1915726
>>1915722
How much for a good night with you
▶ 9fa08a (11) No.1915726>>1915727
>>1915724
one compliment per minute
▶ 346d37 (23) No.1915727>>1915730
>>1915726
No one can afford that
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915728>>1915729 >>1915732
>>1915713
That's all accurate
It ain't a limerick tho :P
>>1915723
Get rekt. I bet you even have an escpae plan in case things get really hairy
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915729>>1915730 >>1915731 >>1915733 >>1915734 >>1915735
>tfw u realize you wrote like six poems tonight while shitposting even though u usually only aim for one per night
I should subject you guys to this kind of thing more often
>>1915718
I have to eat food to survive and it's better to not have to pay for it
>>1915719
Only thing in the past year has been a toothbrush, I think
How about you?
>>1915722
-pets u-
>>1915728
Have faith, my child
▶ d08d0d (13) No.1915731>>1915738
>>1915729
Isn't that what poor people say?
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915732>>1915734 >>1915739
>>1915725
Some other day, maybe.
>>1915728
There is a rough draft of an outline.
▶ 4650a0 (15) No.1915733>>1915738
>>1915729
I think poems are gay
They ruin your day
keeps the demons at bay, but don't pay
ay
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915734>>1915736 >>1915738
>>1915729
Aye aye, captain
>>1915732
Can I fit in the getaway trunk
▶ 346d37 (23) No.1915735>>1915738 >>1915754
>>1915729
A toothbrush is still pretty weird.
Nothing to my knowledge I poop from there.
>>1915730
kys
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915736>>1915737
>>1915734
I am not taking a vehicle. They could be bugged.
▶ 942925 (33) No.1915737>>1915740
>>1915736
Can I fit in the bindle, then?
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915738>>1915741 >>1915747 >>1915754
>>1915730
How was your day gurl
>>1915731
It's what an unemployed person who's currently just spending money says
>>1915733
They've pretty much just been therapeutic to me
I use them to make love to my demons
Not in these silly ones obvs; these just fit the tone of the board and subjecting /animus/ to my edgy poetry would be cruel and unusual
>>1915734
Really though idk if and when something will manifest
>>1915735
It was just a working thing that I had on hand
Something thicker would be better, though
▶ 086683 (33) No.1915739>>1915743
>>1915732
Not on my watch.
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915740
>>1915737
Probably, if you have not grown significantly in the last few years.
▶ d08d0d (13) No.1915741>>1915749
>>1915738
You're a NEET now?
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915743>>1915748
>>1915739
I might just kill you too.
▶ 6fa1e4 (8) No.1915746
i made "a-ano..." my phone wallpaper
▶ 346d37 (23) No.1915747>>1915749
>>1915738
>Something thicker would be better, though
mfw
▶ 086683 (33) No.1915748>>1915753
>>1915743
A romantic double suicide, Dazai would be proud.
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915749>>1915750 >>1915751 >>1915752 >>1915811
>>1915741
Currently, yeah
Stalling with getting my next job, partly because idk what I want to do
Kind of started developing an urge to go teach in another weird country lately, but I dunno
>>1915744
ay gurl how u
>>1915745
Hey, how are things?
>>1915747
What? ^^
▶ b7b9b1 (7) No.1915751>>1915757
>>1915749
Things are alright; just waiting for a sleeping pill to kick in. Taking my meds again like a good little nutter.
You?
▶ 6fa1e4 (8) No.1915752>>1915757
>>1915749
doing good. just got back from playing tekken and ddr with a cutie. super cute and nice good fun times.
▶ 158464 (42) No.1915753>>1915755
>>1915748
Oh, yeah, TOTALLY.
▶ 086683 (33) No.1915755
>>1915753
Slightly less romantic murder-suicide?
▶ 346d37 (23) No.1915756>>1915758
>>1915754
Posting hentai like that is lewd and degenerate
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915757>>1915758 >>1915760 >>1915761 >>1915763
>>1915750
I was just saying what I was thinking ^^
>>1915751
I think sleeping pills aren't that bad, relative to meds in general, anyway ^^
I'm pretty good; just been writing poetry and listening to old school rap
The two weirdly seem to hand-in-hand; the music helps me get in a mindset of rhyme and flow
>>1915752
Was that a date or what? :3
>>1915754
What happened?
It was fine, saw family and got free food and stuff. Just been messing around on the internet other than that
I didn't even have to use my AK
I gotta say, it was a good day
▶ 9fa08a (11) No.1915758>>1915760 >>1915762 >>1915765
>>1915756
can you please stop being mean I'm having a rough day.
>>1915757
just another day in the life of nezi waiting on meds to work that i know won't
free food always tastes better, what kind of food did you get and why was it free?
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915759
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I love that he says "tummy"
▶ 346d37 (23) No.1915760>>1915765
>>1915757
>
>>1915758
When are you not having a rough day
▶ 6fa1e4 (8) No.1915761>>1915765
>>1915757
it was sort of a daaate but our friend is like. moving far away soon so. she came along butttttttttttttttttt its okay. yesterday it was just me and the person. soon itll be winter break for this person i have been... talking to and itll just b me and them and nice
▶ 6fa1e4 (8) No.1915762>>1915767
>>1915758
are you doing anything for thanksgiving ?
i feel like its such an empty holiday. its more just. christmas intro
▶ b7b9b1 (7) No.1915763>>1915765
>>1915757
Ah that's just one of 5, though I refuse to take all of that.
Nice. Actually, I wrote a few poems in lecture the other day.
I suppose I can see that.
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915765>>1915767 >>1915769 >>1915770 >>1915771 >>1915772
>>1915758
It's best to find other ways of dealing with things
Steak tacos and because I'm not going to fight to put my credit card down when everyone else is so eager to pay
Went to a restaurant with a bunch of family
>>1915760
Why is this
>>1915761
Girls getting in the way
And that'll be good, then ^^
>>1915763
That's understandable; I don't really trust meds
You should show me ^^
>>1915764
Hm?
▶ 9fa08a (11) No.1915767>>1915768 >>1915770
>>1915762
going to aunt/uncle's for dinner (lunchtime) and then work.
>>1915765
ah that sounds nice
I'm glad you had fun
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915768
>>1915767
I wouldn't call it "fun" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
▶ 6fa1e4 (8) No.1915770>>1915777 >>1915779
>>1915765
burn all womyn
>>1915767
hm. enjoy your time the best you can ?
▶ 346d37 (23) No.1915771>>1915777
>>1915765
It's meant to be sexually suggestive
▶ b7b9b1 (7) No.1915772>>1915777
>>1915765
I trust a few of them, like clonazepam. I quite like clonazepam.
Eh.. pass. It's just free verse garbage.
▶ 086683 (33) No.1915773>>1915774 >>1915777
>>1915769
Why do I get a cat face and 4m doesn't?
▶ 59070b (10) No.1915774>>1915775
>>1915773
because you posted a cat.
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915777>>1915780 >>1915781 >>1915782 >>1915783 >>1915785
>>1915769
What's better, exclamation point or cat face? I need to know to properly interpret this post
>>1915770
Why are you using a feminist spelling while saying that
>>1915771
>Peter Parker forgot to take pictures of Spiderman so he gives that video to his boss instead
>>1915772
I can show you my free verse stuff too, on Steam :3
The poem I showed you before was my best one, imo. Or at least one of my three best ones
>>1915773
The obvious questions
▶ 086683 (33) No.1915780>>1915788
>>1915777
I'm dumb though.
▶ 6fa1e4 (8) No.1915781>>1915783 >>1915788
>>1915777
feminist spelling ? ? ? ?
>>1915776
i can b ur cat nyaaaaaann
>>1915779
GANBATTE NEZI-SAN !!!!!!!!!
▶ 346d37 (23) No.1915782>>1915788
>>1915777
>Jonah Jameson closes the door to his office and lets down the blinds and fucks Peter Parker Silly
▶ 086683 (33) No.1915784>>1915786
>>1915783
But why not though?
▶ b7b9b1 (7) No.1915785>>1915788
>>1915777
Maybe.. another time.
▶ 59070b (10) No.1915786>>1915787
>>1915784
the people wouldnt like it!
▶ 086683 (33) No.1915787>>1915789
>>1915786
The people don't like it when I cat?
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915788>>1915789 >>1915790 >>1915791 >>1915792 >>1915796
>>1915780
Not pretty and smart?
>>1915781
"Womyn"
I guess you could also use it if you don't think they're worthy of having "man" in their word
>>1915782
Is this ERP?
>>1915783
🤔
Anyway how u gurl
Slept well?
>>1915785
No pressure ^^
I should just show you my worst stuff until you're comfortable enough :3
▶ 59070b (10) No.1915789>>1915792 >>1915795
>>1915787
what do you mean when you cat
>>1915788
slept ok
kohi was ok
now to about to go
▶ 6fa1e4 (8) No.1915790>>1915794 >>1915795
>>1915783
not lewd at all
>>1915788
i didnt know they say that
▶ 086683 (33) No.1915792>>1915795 >>1915800
>>1915788
Ugly and dumb.
>>1915789
You said you wanna cat.
Like you want to cat, right?
▶ 59070b (10) No.1915794
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915795>>1915798 >>1915799 >>1915800
>>1915789
Okay, good luck ^^
>>1915790
Who did you think did? Lmao
The word exists because some feminists think "woman" implies that women are secondary to men, basically
>>1915791
L-lewd
>>1915792
Stop bullying Wish-kun
▶ b7b9b1 (7) No.1915796>>1915802
>>1915788
You know, I kind of like this feeling of being half asleep, it's almost like being drunk but without the shitty feeling.
▶ 4650a0 (15) No.1915797>>1915801
>>1915793
>he got the triforce wrong
▶ 346d37 (23) No.1915798>>1915802
>>1915795
u n me bb aint nothin but mammals
▶ 086683 (33) No.1915799>>1915802
>>1915795
He sucks, though.
▶ 59070b (10) No.1915800>>1915802
school now bye
>>1915795
thanks!
>>1915792
i want A cat!
▶ ce21d5 (2) No.1915801
>>1915797
14 years in MS paint
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915802>>1915803 >>1915804 >>1915806
>>1915796
Yeah, sleeping pills can do that. You should probably just sleep, though :3
>>1915798
Oh, what Squash did is normal, then
>>1915799
I like him
>>1915800
♥
▶ 346d37 (23) No.1915803>>1915805
>>1915802
k e k
Kyle is a sweetheart tho so we forgive him generally
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915805>>1915808
>>1915803
I never held it against him, even though he seemed to think I did, cause he hated when I'd make dogfucking jokes at first
>>1915804
Sleep well
▶ b7b9b1 (7) No.1915806>>1915809
>>1915802
You're probably right.
Goodnight.
▶ 59070b (10) No.1915807
▶ 346d37 (23) No.1915808>>1915809
>>1915805
I joke about it all the time with him and he loves me like I'm a peanutbutter slathered tennisball.
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915809>>1915810
>>1915806
Night ^^
>>1915808
Yeah, he just had to get to know me a bit I guess, but I think this was back when he was more racist against anime posters too
▶ 346d37 (23) No.1915810>>1915812 >>1915813
>>1915809
>racist
Oh like those pony-fucking manchildren
▶ d08d0d (13) No.1915811>>1915813
>>1915749
I'm back from exercise.
Everyone thinks they can go to another country to teach english. It's easier said than done.
▶ df982b (13) No.1915812>>1915816
>>1915810
I never got why people were so naturally abrasive to each other just because they came from a different shitposting demographic.
▶ b9e093 (32) No.1915813>>1915814 >>1915817
>>1915810
Idk what you're alluding to
I've mainly seen it from furries
>>1915811
Already did it in China, nigga
▶ d08d0d (13) No.1915814
>>1915813
Fuck the Chinese.
▶ 4650a0 (15) No.1915816>>1915818
>>1915812
>I never got why people were so naturally abrasive to each other
fuck you you piece of fucking shit
you and your mother suck eggs at the bottom of a well from the eye balls of a used car salesman
:^)
▶ 4650a0 (15) No.1915817
>>1915813
>I've mainly seen it from furries
>implying there's any difference
▶ df982b (13) No.1915818>>1915819
>>1915816
there there anon
▶ 4650a0 (15) No.1915819>>1915820
>>1915818
yeah, that insult, it was too abstract for your feeble mind to understand
▶ df982b (13) No.1915820>>1915821
>>1915819
sounded like some trashy half-assed ren and stimpy ripoff
▶ 4650a0 (15) No.1915821>>1915822
>>1915820
well you pig drinking master faster egg eater, I'll have you know that you seem to have the greatest case of kosher bosher master fucker gay maker I've ever seen
▶ df982b (13) No.1915822>>1915824
>>1915821
this made in abyss manga is really good so far, im getting really comfy feels from a lot of the scenes
which is how i know its going to get really fucked up and bad later and mess with me
▶ 4650a0 (15) No.1915824>>1915825
>>1915822
drat
my facade of someone making a joke at the expense of a fly away comment about being hostile for no reason has been destroyed
▶ df982b (13) No.1915825>>1915828
>>1915824
nah once i talk to you enough it's pretty hard for me to not recognize who you are immediately, generally I don't even need namesync for the /b/ threads to tell what's going on
▶ f707bb (2) No.1915826>>1915827 >>1915830
Reminder that horsefuckers own the thread and furries are unironically worse
▶ df982b (13) No.1915827
>>1915826
??????
how is test either of those
there might be a lot i don't know about test come to think of it
▶ 4650a0 (15) No.1915828>>1915829
>>1915825
which is why I don't understand name-fagging
▶ df982b (13) No.1915829
>>1915828
Hey, don't look at me, I was verbally against it and caused a lot of fuss anon posting, but people get upset about that too easily so just to avoid a general disturbance I've been keeping things simple.
▶ df982b (13) No.1915831>>1915833
▶ 3b1f50 (1) No.1915832>>1915833
▶ 4650a0 (15) No.1915833>>1915834
>>1915832
all me tbh
>>1915831
Is that really?
▶ df982b (13) No.1915834>>1915835
>>1915833
YES snot on their head
how much of these details did you forget? im a details guy myself thats why im so slow with quality manga
▶ 4650a0 (15) No.1915835>>1915836
>>1915834
Just didn't think it was that strange.
▶ df982b (13) No.1915836>>1915837
>>1915835
just a weird detail to add, the style makes it kind of gross and puking is going to practically be a regular occurrence in the manga
▶ 4650a0 (15) No.1915837>>1915838
>>1915836
I don't know, there's a lot stranger details that could have been added. Seen people do such things before too many times with more strange shit. Maybe my brain is just soup right now.
▶ df982b (13) No.1915838
>>1915837
-stirs the soup with a big wooden spoon-
▶ df982b (13) No.1915839
▶ 983f97 (1) No.1915842