7b6fe8 No.1913127
posting from the shower editions
7b6fe8 No.1913131
482286 No.1913132
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Do you guys remember how fucking garbage this show was?
But do you guys remember how fucking great shitposting was when this was airing?
79a638 No.1913135
>>1913132
That OP alone tells me enough
7610be No.1913136
>>1913129
Really?
>>1913132
I don't even know what anime this is, I just listen to Nano.
482286 No.1913138
>>1913135
EDGY AS FUCK
This was like when we made Wiz cry in Minami's group chat I think
>>1913136
Yes really
Also, it's Btooom!
But yeah I have a good amount of Nano songs saved
So is he a trap or what even?
7610be No.1913139
>>1913138
Biologically female.
If I'm not mistaken, her family moved to America when she was young, and she ended up moving back to Japan as a young adult.
She made her start with Vocaloid music in some capacity or other - covers I think.
Wait, we're talking about Nano, right?
482286 No.1913141
>>1913139
>Wait, we're talking about Nano, right?
No we're talking about you Rin
7610be No.1913143
>>1913141
Oh, no, some weeab trash NEET no one likes.
482286 No.1913144
Quit being so hard on yourself
7610be No.1913146
You of all people should know that I've spent basically every day the past two weeks out of the house.
Not to mention I'm out all day every Saturday and Sunday.
Like, in what world do I qualify as a hiki?
482286 No.1913147
Cause you don't have a job lmao
7610be No.1913148
Soto stop being retarded.
That's not what a hiki is.
c0cfb4 No.1913149
You go out every saturday and sunday to play DnD not to be productive.
482286 No.1913150
How about you get a job and stop being a Luka lmao
7b6fe8 No.1913151
7610be No.1913152
My productivity is not what's called into question when you call me a hikikormori.
>>1913150
I'm not on welfare, kill yourself.
79a638 No.1913153
Rin pls
Don't make Luka feel bad
482286 No.1913154
>>1913151
>girls
>>1913152
Seems like I hit a nerve lol
I'm sorry *you seem to get/hold a job lmao**
482286 No.1913156
GOD DAMN IT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ASTERISK
8 beers
That's the sweet spot
7610be No.1913157
If Luka feels bad because I'm not a hiki and I have my pride keeping me from accepting being on welfare, that sounds like a Luka problem.
482286 No.1913158
Oh shit I forgot to add in can't
7610be No.1913159
>can't get and keep a job
>had one for 2 years and a promise of promotion when I left for personal reasons
Okay, there, Soto.
Least I don't have issues keeping jobs because I'm too much of an alcoholic, amirite?
7b6fe8 No.1913160
why is board so grumpy today
all day been grumps
im gonnan slep. nini bubs
482286 No.1913162
>your pride
Rin are you fucking retarded?
If you have been working for over 6 months and got let go for a dumb reason then its completely fair and legal to receive unemployment
Since the government taxes the shit out of you might aswell take advantage of it aswell and file for unemployment too
but then again this is California, I don't know how it works out there in Mooseville
>>1913159
>personal reasons
OHOHOHOHO
I love it when people tell me this
At least I have the balls to tell people why I got laid off
I don't vaguepost like a bitch lmao
7610be No.1913163
>>1913162
Sorry I care too much about people to assume they give a rats ass about my family problems, lmao.
fb5e27 No.1913165
>>1913153
It's everyone's God-given duty to make Luka feel bad in hopes that it makes his sense of shame finally kick in so he gets a job.
482286 No.1913166
Ian's face is priceless lmao
fb5e27 No.1913167
For fuck's sake, end a post without "lmao".
f443df No.1913168
>>1913165
-looks for Luka to give her a hug-
c8357e No.1913169
End a post with this DICK in your mouth kiddo
482286 No.1913170
>>1913167
lmao my bad dude
c1c834 No.1913171
Damn vagueposters, killing the thread.
How could somebody vaguepost?
fb5e27 No.1913172
>>1913168
Put cyanide in his tea.
Do the world a favor.
>>1913170
WHY EVEN ADD IT LIKE YOU HAVE TOURETTE'S?
f443df No.1913173
>>1913172
-would not poison the Luka or adulterate the tea!-
7b6fe8 No.1913174
we need an edit of the "defend pop punk" shirt except put defend luka on it
protect.
this is my last post goodnight actually
fb5e27 No.1913175
>>1913173
I feel like you'd probably drug every single person who actually drank whatever drink you prepared them.
482286 No.1913176
Echo I'm sorry I'm bullying your boyfriend
It's just so fun tho
>>1913172
To trigger you
and it seems it worked :^)
>>1913171
I think I dug too deep and hit some bad memories with him
I think he tried to play the "This is srs bsns" card on me and expects me to feel bad but the alcohol nullified his card
>>1913174
Go to bed already you fucking twink faggot
f443df No.1913177
>>1913175
;_; -would never do such a thing-
7610be No.1913178
>>1913176
You flatter yourself far too much, lmao.
fb5e27 No.1913179
>>1913176
It's like your version of Luka's "yuri~".
>>1913177
You're probably a horrible person.
c1c834 No.1913180
>>1913176
My dude, some people just aren't autistic and don't like constantly divulging everything about their lives. Not everything is "lmao I struck a nerve".
Also this isn't the point. The point is that "vagueposting" is the literal dumbest word I've read in a while.
7b6fe8 No.1913181
guys i drink alcohol lmao
c0cfb4 No.1913182
Wait is that actually Sonata
c0cfb4 No.1913183
>>1913176
I don't mind, he gets baited too easily, his problem tbh.
807bf3 No.1913184
Have you lost your virginity yet, Soto?
f443df No.1913185
>>1913179
-pouts and hides behind the chair-
>>1913182
-squeaks and peeks out from behind the chair at you-
fb5e27 No.1913186
>>1913182
It's his boyfriend pretending to be him, obvs.
>>1913185
Child rapist.
c0cfb4 No.1913187
>>1913185
Would you like to have some tea with me~?
>>1913186
Oh, well then.
7610be No.1913188
Sonata, my boyfriend is going to flirt with you to tilt me, please keep this in mind while you return his flirtations.
f443df No.1913189
>>1913186
-commits nu raeps- >.<
>>1913187
-pushes over the tea cart and sets out the flavored sugars-
>>1913188
-only flirts with one person, who is no longer around so you have nothing to worry about-
c0cfb4 No.1913190
Yeah, I know her boyfriend, he's kind of an ass, you shouldn't pay attention to him.
c0cfb4 No.1913191
>>1913189
What's your favorite tea~?
7610be No.1913192
Trash boyfriend for a trash girl, amirite?
f443df No.1913193
>>1913191
-likes different varieties of Oolong the best-
c0cfb4 No.1913194
Mhm, the trashest couple.
>>1913193
Yummy.
482286 No.1913195
>>1913178
I always do
>>1913179
I need to start adding tildes to it
That will give it that extra unf
>>1913180
>don't like constantly divulging everything about their lives
I wonder why
Could it be cause they will get teased over it and it will genuinely hurt them and can be used against them? No fuckin way
You must be new to dumb words
>>1913181
10/10 spot on
>>1913183
I don't mean no harm
this is just my plan to bully him to to the point where he gets a job to prove me wrong
f443df No.1913196
c0cfb4 No.1913197
>>1913195
He's been trying with or without your bullying though.
c1c834 No.1913198
>>1913195
It's called not being autistic. You are the outlier here, most people have a basic sense of privacy.
It's dumber than most.
fb5e27 No.1913200
c0cfb4 No.1913201
8d68d1 No.1913202
I was chilling in the wrong thread
Again
7aabff No.1913204
What's a kojak?
>>1913203
hey, how's it going?
9bcefb No.1913205
Does Elma look like Kojak irl? if so that's pretty hot.
8d68d1 No.1913207
c1c834 No.1913208
>>1913199
Hello
>>1913202
Good fukken job
f443df No.1913209
fb5e27 No.1913210
482286 No.1913211
>>1913198
>privacy
u fkn wot m8 lmao
You seem pretty triggered over all this bullshit when it's not even related to you
I never knew you were a whiteknight Squiddy, then again you do watch Gundam so I wouldn't be surprised
I are the dumbestest
>>1913197
I wish him the best of luck tho
I dunno how hard it is getting jobs out there tho so I won't belittle him more than I already did lol
>>1913199
Hey there bby
807bf3 No.1913212
>>1913204
Feeling kind of blue the last few days. Other than that, okay.
7aabff No.1913213
>>1913205
omg you've seent me x_x
>>1913208
How goes your weekend?
8d68d1 No.1913214
>>1913209
Octopus > squirrels
c8357e No.1913215
>>1913205
Loco how come you didn't reply to the irl friends thing
482286 No.1913216
Oh fuck I forgot cockwork is here
Whats up you fucking faggot
807bf3 No.1913217
7aabff No.1913218
>>1913210
I don't get it lol
>>1913211
Well, hey there, stranger. Fancy meeting you here~
>>1913212
Why's that?? Try to treat yo'self^^ Works sometimes for me anyway.
9bcefb No.1913219
>>1913213
I thought maybe you'd shaved your head and gotten really old and short in the meantime. I mean that would make it a lot better for the nights when I get into bed and slip my hand down my pyjamas to gently touch myself while thinking of you, y'know?
f443df No.1913220
9bcefb No.1913221
>>1913215
becuase your advice was genuine and good and I had nothing funny or insightful to say to it.
Thank you.
482286 No.1913223
>>1913217
Not yet, I'm waiting for Darwin to toss you like a dirty rag so I can sloppy seconds your worn out boipussy
>>1913218
Oh yeahhhhh~
How's the piny holding up? Should I kiss it so it can heal faster?
807bf3 No.1913224
>>1913218
Just a bit of melancholy reverie.
I've treated myself to some sushi and and what not occasionally.
c1c834 No.1913225
>>1913211
It's not complicated.
Hey man, I just came in to mock you for complaining about "vagueposts", you're the one who dragged me into this dumb shit.
>>1913213
it's monday though
kill me it's too hot
You?
807bf3 No.1913226
>>1913223
I have not been dating him for quite some time, FYI.
Regardless, I'm not letting you anywhere near me.
9bcefb No.1913227
>>1913222
You know when you don't have any lubricant so you just sort of press your fingers against it instead of wiggling inside, and you compensate for the difference by forcing yourself to moan louder and louder so you get off feeling like a slut that way rather than from having your ass filled like a twinkie?
I do that a lot too.
c8357e No.1913228
>>1913221
Oh.
You're welcome I try
7aabff No.1913229
>>1913223
It's okay. I'm kinda typing with it gently rn and stuff. Band-aids are stupid lol and I really wanted to get like hello kitty ones but they didn't have them :(
>>1913224
Yumm sushi ^~^
>>1913225
Ooh, you're from the future too!
Just chillin. One more shift til I see my gf for our thanksgiving week :p
I'll trade you the cold any day.
>>1913227
The fuck, Loco??
Noo!
807bf3 No.1913230
>>1913229
Salmon temaki to be more specific.
9bcefb No.1913231
>>1913228
xo
>>1913229
Okay. sorry for creeping you out. <3
482286 No.1913232
>>1913225
Hey if you're gonna complain about something at least stick with it to the end don't just bitch out and be like "oh I dunno man, you dragged me into this"
Fucking faggot ass aussies I swear
>>1913226
Just when I thought I was done dealing with a faggot ass kangaroo fucker you come along
>I have not been dating him for quite some time, FYI.
LMAO TOOK HIM LONG ENOUGH TO DUMP YOU
Wait didnt he dump you for like Lexi or was it Mordin?
Way to lose to a Swedecuck
I'll wait to get at that boipussy when that anus retracts at least 5 inches
Cause I bet if you were to fart rn it would sound like blowing into a half full beer bottle lol
>>1913229
The good thing is that you dont use your pinky that much
How ya been anyways bby?
Aside from the chopped finger? lol
fb5e27 No.1913233
>>1913232
>Wait didnt he dump you for like Lexi
b9b5fb No.1913234
I bet if you were to fart rn it would sound like blowing into a half full beer bottle lol
482286 No.1913235
>>1913233
IT WAS MORDIN IM SORRY
I RMEMEBER THE WHOLE DRAMA THEY HAD
c1c834 No.1913236
>>1913232
Well which is it, bitching about me calling you a dumb shit because I'm "being a white knight" or bitching about me not really giving a fuck at the end of the day. Make your mind up you damn spic.
482286 No.1913237
>>1913234
Nice greentext faggot
Wanna Osu?
I'll be sure to not FC anything
807bf3 No.1913238
>>1913232
Jesus. It's always a pleasure talking to you.
b9b5fb No.1913241
>>1913237
It was black text though.
Nah fam, I'm already in bed.
0553d9 No.1913242
>sonata posting
i must be hallucinating
fb5e27 No.1913243
b9b5fb No.1913244
>>1913242
Mods must be acting up on /b/ or something
482286 No.1913245
>>1913236
Is this the part where we kiss and make up? Or do we 69 or how does this work?
>>1913238
^W^
Sorry I've just had a drink or two
Nothing too crazy :3
how's life anyways?
>>1913241
I hope your acid relux rekts your esophagus tonight
Think of me when it's happening too ;)
fb5e27 No.1913246
>>1913235
YOU WERE EVEN PURSUING ALL THREE.
c8357e No.1913247
>>1913240
Eh. Don't worry about it, me too.
f443df No.1913248
>>1913242
-Has no Ika to chat with anymore so has decided to come back to the chans to try and not feel miserable-
>>1913244
-is posting on 4chan b too-
b9b5fb No.1913249
>>1913245
I actually took my pill for once tonight :^)
0553d9 No.1913250
>>1913244
i don't think they use /b/ much anymore, just because the threads there aren't even consistent
c1c834 No.1913251
>>1913245
That was supposed to come after it devolves into retarded insults and fake anger.
c0cfb4 No.1913252
Sonata's nice don't scare him off.
0553d9 No.1913253
0553d9 No.1913254
>>1913248
good luck, my friend
b9b5fb No.1913255
>>1913250
Him and Blood-chan still consistently post on /b/ though
0553d9 No.1913256
>>1913255
what threads even exist to post in consistently???
807bf3 No.1913258
>>1913245
It's been fine. Are you still after manly traps and eating tacos?
f443df No.1913259
>>1913252
-looks at you nervously, wondering why he should be scared-
>>1913254
v.v
>>1913255
-hasn't posted for quite a while and BC is gone for the time being...hopefully-
4cce11 No.1913260
hello~
>tfw steam a shit and I can't install any games right now
pre-allocating should not take an hour and be followed by a disk drive error
but everything else installs JUST FINE
c0cfb4 No.1913261
>>1913259
No reason j-just making sure.
b9b5fb No.1913262
>>1913256
>>1913257
>>1913259
Oh, my bad.
I don't really lurk or stalk them or anything so I guessed.
f443df No.1913263
>>1913261
-hurries behind the chair and looks around the thread nervously-
0553d9 No.1913264
482286 No.1913265
>>1913246
Nigga you should know by now I pursue everything
>>1913249
It better be that birth control pill cause Im funna nakadashi in dat boipussy bby
>>1913251
>fake anger
wait so was taht REAL nager?
I mean anger?
>>1913258
Good to hear, also I hear you had sushi
Did you get the salmon roll like you always do? :3
>manly traps
They happen to be androgynous boys thank you very much
Also I aint too big of a fan of tacos but hey I'll still eat em
c1c834 No.1913266
>>1913265
What?
No?
I just said it was fake
fucking hell I JUST implied that
b9b5fb No.1913267
>>1913265
Guys can't get pregnant, Soto.
482286 No.1913268
Squiddy confirmed for tsundere for my dick
807bf3 No.1913269
>>1913265
Of Course. Salmon is the only way to go.
482286 No.1913271
Why havent you killed yourself Albino Shrek?
f443df No.1913272
-sets a basket of gluten free pears on the counter where Ika can find them and wanders off to the broom closet to sleep, dreaming of fond reuinions with treasured friends-
fb5e27 No.1913273
>>1913271
Because his life is OGRE.
482286 No.1913274
>>1913267
But I wanna have a buttbaby with you though
>>1913269
Do you get the regular Cali roll with Raw salmon on top or the roll with salmon inside with cream cheese?
b9b5fb No.1913276
>>1913274
But I'm Canadian.
c3f6c7 No.1913277
Wow, by the amount of salt in this thread I must have missed a lot of drama.
fb5e27 No.1913278
>>1913277
Use your magnet fingers to disperse it.
c3f6c7 No.1913279
>>1913278
Haven't had magnet for quite a while.
482286 No.1913280
>>1913275
Oh so an Alaskan Roll? Those are always tasty
What else did you order or did you just have one roll?
>>1913276
Don't worry baby, I'll pretend you're one of those filthy Mexicans and fix your papers so you can legally live here and raise my child
>>1913277
Nigga this is normal for everyday
fb5e27 No.1913281
>>1913279
Now you can go to a hotel without constantly fucking up the room key.
c3f6c7 No.1913282
>>1913280
Really? Seems stressful.
>>1913281
Never once had that problem. I can go through security gates without my finger hurting now though.
807bf3 No.1913283
>>1913280
Just two of them. I didn't have much of an appetite today.
b9b5fb No.1913284
>>1913280
But why would I want to do that?
482286 No.1913285
>>1913282
I like it that way
>>1913283
Oh you're a cheap date
Why don't you try new rolls tho?
Be more adventurous you lil shota
>>1913284
Oh shit you're right
Might aswell let me smash then just never talk again
b9b5fb No.1913286
>>1913285
Too bad, there's only one person I'll let smash me and it's not you :^)
807bf3 No.1913287
>>1913285
I'd have to go to an actual restaurant if I wanted to have any other decent rolls. Most of the quick-to-go ones are beef, chicken and prawn. That stuff is boring.
0553d9 No.1913288
>thinking this is especially dramatic
c3f6c7 No.1913289
>>1913285
You like stress? It's rather bad for your health, though.
482286 No.1913290
>>1913286
It's probably the government cause they fuck any one they want lmao
>>1913287
Wtf that shit sounds so boring
I need to take you to an actual sushi place
Have you never tried a Volcano Roll, Hot Night Roll, Caterpillar Roll, Rainbow Roll, etc
I wish i could bring you over here to the US to some all you can eat sushi place and show you all the good sushi rolls
482286 No.1913291
Even though after eating all that sushi your cum will taste bitter as shit
b9b5fb No.1913292
>>1913290
Yeah, I'm in love with the government.
807bf3 No.1913293
>>1913290
I've had volcano rolls before, they're okay. I really love salmon, though,
482286 No.1913294
>>1913292
NSA pls go
>>1913293
What if I told you my dick tastes like salmon?
807bf3 No.1913295
>>1913294
I'd recommend you to take a shower.
b9b5fb No.1913296
>>1913294
Never Sex Anthony?
482286 No.1913297
YOURE SUPPOSED TO BITE IT AND CHEW GOGGLES
JEEZ CANT YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT
807bf3 No.1913298
I didn't know you were into penis torture.
482286 No.1913299
>>1913296
It feels weird calling me by my first name
Pls address me as Soto
Thank you
>>1913298
I was talking about you eating a roll
807bf3 No.1913300
>>1913299
Noty, I'm pretty full from the ones I had earlier.
b9b5fb No.1913301
>>1913299
It didn't fit into the acronym.
0553d9 No.1913303
why is bud light lime so acceptable
482286 No.1913304
>when you run all out of beer and you tell otou-san to bring you more beer and he says "okay"
0553d9 No.1913305
>>1913304
having more beer is always better than not having more beer
af9ae1 No.1913306
>>1913304
you living with family again?
482286 No.1913307
>>1913306
Don't you remember me getting evicted from my studio for partying too much?
Then from my grandma's I moved to my Dad's
0553d9 No.1913308
anyone wanna do some gaming?
c1c834 No.1913309
>>1913308
Yes. In fact I'm gonna do that myself.
0553d9 No.1913310
>>1913309
okay cool what are you going to play?
482286 No.1913311
lmao they're playing DnD in this episode
b9b5fb No.1913312
>>1913311
Shittiest episode of my life
c1c834 No.1913313
>>1913310
Shit I didn't think that far ahead.
0553d9 No.1913314
>>1913313
ill probably just get on overwatch
482286 No.1913315
>>1913312
It's pretty garbage but I lol'd at the railgun and Hidan no Aria references
af9ae1 No.1913316
>>1913307
aww, rip
how's the family
482286 No.1913317
Oh man this is getting pretty lewd Wish
482286 No.1913318
>>1913316
They're all doing fine, we're just all doing our own thing
af9ae1 No.1913319
>>1913318
that's good. i'm happy for you
c1c834 No.1913320
482286 No.1913322
WISH MAKE IT STOP
YAMEROOO
482286 No.1913324
Oh wow that ending was actually pretty heart warming
60757b No.1913325
>cuphead default controls not designed for human hands
>plug in any controller it glitches the overworld such that you can't speak to npc's
Amazing design 11/10 but I don't enjoy having to reset the game four times every time I get somewhere important and I can't play whatever piano clarinet you thought all gamers were experts at
0553d9 No.1913326
Time to check out a dwarf fortress video before the new update
0553d9 No.1913327
>>1913325
the default controls are kind of trash yea
0553d9 No.1913328
oh woops this video is almost four hours
60757b No.1913329
>>1913327
I could change the keyboard controls but it just feels so good on a snes controller
482286 No.1913330
60757b No.1913331
>>1913330
Some kind of chill electro pop? It's very calming and fun
482286 No.1913332
>>1913331
https://youtu.be/1FH-q0I1fJY?t=90
Now listen to the original and tell me which one is better
482286 No.1913333
I can't choose between the two
60757b No.1913334
>>1913332
I'm just really confused like IDK what are you in the mood for
482286 No.1913335
>>1913334
>what are you in the mood for
I'm in the mood for you rn
482286 No.1913337
>>1913336
Revy let me just cum on your tummy
60757b No.1913338
>>1913337
>on
Seems wasteful
482286 No.1913339
>>1913338
Oh so you want me to pump you full of my hot milk?
1addf2 No.1913341
c1c834 No.1913342
I only said gay because I felt hu appearing
1addf2 No.1913343
I only appeared cause of you
482286 No.1913344
I'd pump Hu full of hot milk too
Give him the Cream Cheese Danish if you know what I mean ;)
1addf2 No.1913346
Jesus fucking christ that's disgusting
c1c834 No.1913347
>Hu appears
>ikt appears right after
So when are you getting married?
1addf2 No.1913348
>implying we aren't already
e6715e No.1913350
Hu is the top and ikt is the bottom.
1addf2 No.1913351
Cheese is good. Actual proper cheese
1addf2 No.1913352
She was so cute in that dress
482286 No.1913353
>>1913350
Sounds about right
c1c834 No.1913354
>>1913350
Hu being the top is just backwards and Ikt has that big dick, though.
They probably just like, 69, tbh
1addf2 No.1913355
It's not backwards on the northern hemisphere
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af9ae1 No.1913358
 | Rolled 2 (1d4) |
how to become katawa shoujo character
af9ae1 No.1913360
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e2890c No.1913364
>when you accidentally make a new thread because you thought you were in the one you were about to post in
c1c834 No.1913365
>>1913364
might as well link it as new
e2890c No.1913366
>>1913365
so it doesn't go to waste
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9bcefb No.1913657
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