/animus/ - Avatarfag Circlejerk

Grim has more foreheads than Gordon Ramsey.

>catgirls

>not goat

>>1910218

Sure, let's go with that

>>1910220

Present them and I shall consider it

>>1910225

I'm down.

Like, seriously, if that ever happened, I would non ironically show up.

Maybe.

Possibly.

>>1910228

Ooooh.

>>1910231

Tomorrow night ?

>>1910223

Had to have that cut out sadly, but yeah.

Nothing really, got tired of reading so decided to see if this place was alive.

>>1910230

problem

>>1910233

It's a date.

>>1910224

Furfag.

Also why is it that I'm remembered by two things, leaving a lot, and my implant..?

>>1910235

Move to Ontario~

>>1910237

.///.

>>1910236

goat>cat

>>1910201

do i smell a promotion in your near future?

dude if you want to stick with that shitty industry you'll be management in no time

>>1910202

who was that

>>1910203

of course not

actually i'm not even in my trap phase anymore for the time being

you should see all the vanilla cuk porn i jerk to

>>1910204

no sorry

i have jerked it to priti a lot

>>1910216

zander didn't like the drama lol

and yeah it just tells you that grim has that crazy snap in him (while sober mind you)

haha yeah his parents are probably gonna flip

>>1910219

merman?

>>1910238

>>1910243

Nyoron~?

>>1910219

Kind of boringly coasting but things are picking up, and getting better and better recently.

Kind of afraid I'm going to lose my sanity at this rate.

>>1910239

You show up for, like, a day or two and then leave again for years. ;;

>>1910247

Maybe you love it when it snows 7 months a year and the temp drops under -40 with the wind chill?

>>1910244

One of the 10 weirdos obsessed with doctor who.

>>1910246

You disgust me.

>>1910242

~

>>1910244

Yeah, actually. They're replacing one of the people that has been there longer with me and demoting her lmao

>>1910248

and yous say I would bleed memes

>>1910254

That's why I moved here.

Fucking sick of the cold.

>>1910252

i really don't get the obession

it's good to watch once in awhile

a lot of the eps stand well on their own

>>1910234

Oh damn dude that sucks

Hopefully it didn't cost too much to have it taken out

What were you reading?

>>1910239

Implants in fingertips isn't something you hear everyday

>>1910220

Mmm, yeah, that's the stuff

>>1910221

Pretty manly name right?

>>1910244

lol what a bitch

Crazy shit lol

I wonder if thats haram for his parents

White meat is okay I think

>>1910253

>>1910257

>>1910259

Too bad ghosts don't exist, so if you kill yourself you aren't doing yourself any favors. Everyone else though, yeah.

>>1910247

Bestest.

>>1910255

You don't take a lot of convincing.

>>1910260

Everyone who watches it is a weirdo.

>>1910265

I'm a cheap date, what can I say.

>>1910245

Fair enough but still..

>>1910249

Eh, sanity is a tenuous thing, best to have it come and go.

>>1910249

I just don't know how to be social, plus I always check back and find so many people I don't know I just sort of don't post.

>>1910262

Fair enough.

Eh, ~$200. Canada healthcare ftw.

-

Thread so fast

>>1910269

Sorry but ghosts, like Jesus, God, and Santa, exist as ideas but not tangible entities.

>>1910267

>>1910267

>>1910267

>>1910267

>>1910267

>>1910267

>>1910267

Like almost as bad as weeb tier

>>1910266

what's the bestest then?

>>1910268

It's okay, I like you anyway.

>>1910255

are you a contender for the spot or have they already said you have it?

>>1910262

i actually think i might meet grim

you did and didn't die

what's the worst that could happen

>>1910267

you're telling me

like on a whole it's not a good show

>british

>lofi

>shitty acting

it's really the concepts that do it now and again for me at least

and like i watch it once in a blue moon

>>1910270

I'm never new I just change my name a lot !

>>1910263

>>1910273

And since I'm cheap, I'm always worth it. If you love me it's a bargain and if you dislike me you can settle

>>1910274

My manager kinda told it to me on the hush-hush. It's what they're considering

>>1910279

>>1910274

I hate that her nose is so short and that she has such a big space on her upper lip, reminds me of Stephen King.

>>1910277

Huh? Why ?

>>1910280

Guess it's a bargain then.

>>1910283

Echo pls ur durnk

>>1910284

Don't tempt me

>>1910281

>>1910288

>>1910275

I see. I guess I did that a lot too in the past.

>>1910277

That's . . . very true.

>>1910280

noice

that hush hush

i got some hush hush today that was good and bad depending how you look at it

good in that i'm likely for a cali job in march

bad in that i'll probably have to quit smoking weed here soon to get nuclear clearance

>>1910282

chiri you have like half of your teeth

thank you for gracing us with your judgement

>>1910274

Yeah he's aight to hang and talk to

Like, I was supposed to drive him to the airport the last day of AX so he can catch his flight to NYC

But I was too busy getting drunk/doing coke and later that night I fucked Ghostie's supposed gf lmaoooo

So worth

He was pissed and had to get an Uber to the airport

It mustve cost him a bit

>>1910289

>>1910291

Nuclear clearance? Whaaaa?

>>1910293

Nope teehee

>>1910285

And why is Ontario not as good?

>>1910286

How did you know

>>1910297

You've temporarily forgotten yourself and become overly affectionate again

>>1910278

Well, let's compare them.

Santa is God;

- he knows when you are sleeping

- he knows when you're awake

- he knows when you've been bad or good

(so be good for goodness sake)

- teleports around the entire world hitting approximately 2-3 billion homes of santa worshippers during one night cycle in a flying sleigh driven by magical flying reindeer

- fucked a jew who exclaimed 'it's a miracle!' to her husband who knew that she was a virgin, in order to bear a holy child who, at his death, cried up at the sky 'why have you forsaken me?' when he was supposed to have I guess KNOWN he was the child of god and maybe I guess he was kind of just a douche who got famous and things didn't go as planned.

Oh, that's not related to Santa, but we celebrate Santa day now on that dead guy's birthday cause it's cool, also everyone wears symbols of the method of his execution like it's cool too.

Maybe if I want to honor Che I'll wear a silver machinegun around my neck.

>>1910291

I still have all of my teeth.

Shows how much you know.

>>1910298

Hey now, Emma is nice sometimes!

>>1910299

This is the true me.

>>1910298

Can confirm, for the most part.

>>1910302

Then I will take it <3

>>1910292

oh man that would have stressed me out too if i were grim

>>1910295

like we do testing in nuclear plants

and the dude who is supposed to do it is making my manager nervous so he upped me to 50%

i will have to pass a drug test so i would want to leave myself a month and a half to detox with the amount of weed i smoke

>>1910301

but how many of your teeth are chipped, crooked, or dead

>>1910306

I lived in Toronto for two years. Also hated it.

Toronto is probably the worst city in southern Canada.

>>1910307

Truly the paragon of work ethic in our vital nuclear regulatory bodies

>>1910307

several are badly chipped because years ago I had a bad habit of grinding my teeth or pressing them into each other so that they would actually chip off, and then I'd put the tooth bits in my mouth and chew on them.

I used to chew my nails too, but I no longer have either of these habits and I have to clip my nails with clippers cause they grow out. I think it was because of anxiety and I have less of that now.

It really tripped me out Hu doesn't like traps but likes men/dick

Like, Nigga that's exactly what a trap/tranny is

>>1910312

He likes the male A E S T H E T I C

>>1910313

Exactly, that means he's gay and likes men, not the idea of traps who are men who look like women.

Because there's two kinds of being gay. One wants to be the bitch.

>>1910304

<3

>>1910305

Oh, yeah I think I can kinda see it..

>>1910311

College.

Like Newfie east coast? People seem okay, if somewhat like walking memes.

>>1910314

Then there's the weirdos that like traps and want to be the bitch

>>1910315

I had already assumed unfortunately

>>1910316

brb catching up

>>1910315

Yeah, high pain tolerance runs in my family and any time we went to the dentist, we have to tell them to put in twice as much anesthetic because with the normal amount we can still feel it.

Not a great thing to find out through first-hand experience.

>>1910318

lol this dude was telling me about a past job

about how pretty much everyone nodded out for a few hours

>>1910321

Just don't be the reason the terrorists win

>>1910318

Would it be wrong if I wanted to be in a lesbian relationship with a biological woman but that I'd be the bitch?

>>1910313

Fucking gross

That's like ordering your steak well done

Traps are like medium rare

Post-op is Extra rare/Blue

>>1910315

It's a man's dick

>>1910320

wow that's weird huh

like i know i don't feel normal person pain

cause i can take a fucking lot

but that tooth pain is fucking intolerable

i even feel the deep ass movocain needle

>>1910324

Not really? Idk honestly

>>1910325

Hah, yeah imagine people liking biological males like that disgusting Anthony Soto and ACTUALLY wanting to fuck them

>>1910326

I actually enjoy the part where the needle is jammed deep into my gums, it's just having it drilled and they go into the nerve where you have no control over your reaction because it's so acute and severe, and you're like ok, you need to inject me again doc.

>>1910327

>mfw

>>1910322

oh no the plants are guarded to the t

fully automatic rifles galore

don't you worry lass

>>1910325

there is no way hupony doesn't enjoy traps

i don't buy it

>>1910328

i stopped reading

i need to have this done soon and i hate nothing more

>>1910329

Soto's starting to look like an Asian businessman reflecting on the times he's gotten shitfaced on sake and worn his tie around his head, evaluating his coworkers to consider if he will go down that path again and have the night turn out OK.

>>1910329

It's all about perspective ;)

>>1910330

Still, don't be that guy if you ever get promoted to some shit like that

whether or not the gunmen in the towers nap?

lunno

but the people inside sure do

>>1910335

You disgusting BISEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

>>1910333

no man i could never nap sitting up

i don't physically have it in me

kinda sucks

>>1910319

True I guess. I've never been out east further than Quebec.

>>1910337

Well that gives me some comfort

>>1910330

I don't either

Nigga probably lying through his teeth

>>1910331

Honestly it's just the tie and the Japanese beer that makes me look Asian, and also the fact that I'm high most of the time so my eyes just get squintier

>>1910333

So what you're saying is that I should fuck Hu?

>>1910340

GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do I count as that if I go to /d/ sometimes and there's some shit I like?

>>1910342

...yes. That was definitely the point of what I was saying

>>1910339

the first few months of my early schedule i ran a stop sign cause i was hella tired driving home

i'm locked in now

>>1910332

I don't know what gave you the impression that I was fat, but perhaps you have self-esteem issues to deal with and I understand that lashing out at people is one way of releasing that anger, you may have a real problem if you are not taking care of yourself, even 'treating' yourself with snacks or other vices such as drugs/alcohol to take your mind away from the reality of being a fat lonely unfuckable 8chan poster.

>>1910344

probably. i just say pan bc its easiest. its just a big blanket term for

"i like what i like"

>>1910342

Yeah, cause we all know you're a mexican.

>>1910346

Fuuuuck glad nothing bad happened

...right?

>>1910348

Yeah labels are fucking dumb

Can I just like some normal shit and also some weird shit in peace????

>>1910342

hu is cute tho

>>1910349

i put a fifth chocolate soymilk into my coffee

granted i make my coffee crazy strong

>>1910350

ah, that classic jamaican stubby bottle.

I've got a Black Fly sour raspberry.

>>1910353

>soymilk

>>1910355

i can't cut off real cheese cause imitation cheese is terrible

but i actually like soymilk

when i drink actual milk i get whole or goat

>>1910352

cutie. u makin fun of labels is cute. PROUD OF U !!

>>1910361

enjoy your cancer from estrogen

>someone made an AlicexSoraka crossover

>>1910362

I've always done this tho

Also we're a lot alike and it's fucking weird dude stop it

>>1910363

lol i did kinda get hella large man knockers

>>1910364

i like your voice. its really cute. i was gonna mention this last night but then i got a nose BBBLOOOOODDDDDD

cutie cute cute cutie

>>1910335

dis

>>1910361

I know the feel.

Once you make grilled cheese sandwiches with the real deal, you can't fucking go back to individually wrapped processed slices. it's just wrong.

>>1910367

seriously, ian's voice is the best

>>1910368

h-hi x///x

>>1910367

>>1910371

BOY IF YOU DON'T

>>1910369

It was the image I posted with that post you dip

is liliana the new thread whore here?

seems to really love pelting people with attention.

>>1910370

yeah dude cheese and eggs kills me from being vegan

those are my staples

>>1910373

what?

>>1910372

yes.

>>1910374

i ain't no doctor

>>1910375

idk about anyone else but we've been in the same Discord voice chat several times recently so there's actually a reasoning there

>>1910378

BOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>1910376

I love both of those, but I also love eating fish, clams, crabs, oysters, shrimp, eels okay mostly seafood.

I'm not really a mammal-eater.

>>1910378

oh shit

what's good

>>1910375

EVERYONE IS SUPER CUTE !!!!!!!!! I CANNOT HELP IT .

not a w(hore) though. no sex.

>>1910373

boy if u dont. hit my dms. :^)

>>1910378

this picture is INAPPROPRIATE FOR a l o o t of reasons. the girl SHOULD PUT ON A SHIRT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>TP sees them as background noise

>>1910382

calm down.

>>1910384

not a lot

how about you

>>1910385

here, maybe this cosplay is less inappropriate

>>1910385

/exasperated sighing

>>1910388

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>1910383

see even when i ate meat i was never a seafood head

that arena was the easiest to quit

>>1910391

like man if TP feels like you are background noise...

>>1910391

must be lonely being a space rock the size of a quarter

>>1910388

yes. good. ty.

>>1910389

come ere and gimme a big ol smooch u ding dong !

>>1910389

ian i love you but please stopparino

>>1910388

so it's friday right and it's raining

i decide to STILL get my jersey mikes

and take a back way home

it was a clusterfuck

i had to keep reminding myself

calm down, it's friday

why be in a hurry

i get anxious

>background noise

>>1910390

Yeah I guess you'd have to be really big on eating cows and pigs to begin with, to make it hard to become a vegan.

But if you just never really did, then it's fine. and if you still eat dairy and eggs, you're not helping kill anything. I believe cheese and eggs are fine.

And to be honest, I just like seafood. They're just plentiful and reproduce fast, though I keep in mind that octopi are relatively intelligent.

>background

>noise

>>1910394

NEVER

>>1910395

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiine

>>1910396

jersey mikes

isn't that a sub shop?

ye anxiety sucks

>>1910401

how was your day today?

>>1910402

Stressful, but not too horrible

You?

>>1910393

even a space rock the size of a quarter can have dreams, like trying to annihilate humanity. Sure, it'll probably burn up in the atmosphere but its last thoughts could be its unfallible attitude to be the best and succeed when others have failed, Ganbere you sexy little asteroid.

>>1910398

i was a big burger/bacon/steak etc eater when i quit

just fish and shellfish was always kinda gross

i did acquire a taste for top end caviar oddly enough

>>1910402

yeah and there's only one by work

i planned my route but maps don't really plan for trains and get this

try taking an unprotected left across two way three lane 50 mph traffic

i was forced into that with heavy rain

i powered through

fuck it sucked

>>1910405

if a ping pong ball going at 99.99999999999999998% the speed of light hit the earth the force would leave an impact so deep that the molten mantle would engulf a moon-sized area and the back side of the earth would rise 200m, displacing the ocean and eventually flooding the contact side, basically an extinction event.

>>1910407

I happen to like a special item of sushi when I visit the local place, it's uzura tobiko.. a raw tiny quail egg on top of flying fish roe.

It's not caviar grade, they're red and not black. I don't know off the top of my head which fish eggs caviar is from. Salmon roe is good too.

it was one of those driving situations where like i thought

why does this option even exist

this is hella dangerous

>>1910403

unpleasant but not too horrible

>>1910407

driving is dangerous and yet we do it almost every day

>>1910410

Reminds me, I mythbusted that UPS trucks only take right turns for safety, saw one take two consecutive lefts.

>>1910409

see it's a shame

once i was introduced to sushi i was already a veggie

maybe i would really love raw fish

but do you know what i don't love

paying for overpriced raw fish

>>1910411

>tfw Nezi will never be a thicc dragon bitch

Why even live?

i actually don't mind riding behind ups or fedex trucks

they haul and are also idiots

colbert did you notice how nezi and i are talking again?

i am so happy

>>1910416

Now you just need to patch things up with Ninjah

>>1910413

Yeah, that's the real problem with westernized sushi establishments, just like 'chinese food' they all adhere to the same menu and cut costs whenever they can.

It's never fresh, it's always frozen and you can taste the difference if you're not a pleb. Items like tobiko (fish eggs) are usually fine, as well as anything deep fried, but the sashimi is ALWAYS lacking.. the tuna is dull, peach grey colored, it should be vibrant and red. salmon has faded to a dark maroon wine color instead of pink.. and to think, they charge you up the ass for cold dead fish.

It's common and ACCEPTED as normal 'sushi' and I yearn for a place where I can have some real, fresh sashimi!

if you go to a sushi place and start with miso soup, and hear a microwave in the back, fucking leave.

>>1910417

lol is it new years yet

>>1910418

i don't really care

i just get the veggie maki

>>1910414

good point i should just suicide

>>1910421

I don't feel bad if it was xkcd, but I would take offense if someone ripped off smbc without giving due credit.

but xkcd is basically like cyanide and happiness with worse art.

>>1910411

dragon maid was a mistake

>>1910426

>doesn't like thicc healthy

boi

thicc is just girls with fat asses who do nothing but spend your money.

>>1910428

>he likes shit gook animations

boi

>>1910424

okay now you just retard trolling

>>1910431

>>1910431

>>1910431

LMAO

man that morrissey video has levels on levels

what's good

>>1910432

nah, I tried it once, xkcd isn't very engaging. they try to be funny sometimes, and then try to be deep/insightful sometimes with run-on 'artistic' concepts/themes or just breaking the traditional four-panel format but to be bluntly honest they aren't good enough to be relevant, and will never be relevant because of the lack of talent they have while still trying to hit all the right buttons but coming off as pretentious crap, almost as bad as The Oatmeal, but at least they have their own ideas and don't just steal everyone else's and brand it as their own.

>>1910435

>I mean I didn't even mean that in an inflammatory way towards undertale

let's be real

undertale looks like it was made in dos

furries like it

and fat girls

Menma, are you still lurking or did you leave?

>>1910435

no i get you im just drinking and mostly lurking

>>1910437

how do you try something "once" and come to all of those conclusions?

>>1910438

nah undertale was made with GameMaker Studio.

the only thing setting it apart from the generic RPG format was its 'bullet hell' style minigames during confrontations, and it's open ended format that allowed you as the protagonist to take a 'pacifist' path and not just kill fucking everything.

>>1910439

>Menma, are you still lurking

she

is

lurker

i just thought about this bullshit mccarthy esque era with these sexual allegations

when does every rapper's baby mamma drama come out lmao

such a fucking sham

yes men are dominant

because we are more visceral

of course we rape a bitch now and then

>>1910423

Oh please, if I actually wanted you to be that I would be less friendly

>>1910447

was he?

what's that wrong with russia exactly

>tfw never sexually intimidated by rin ;;

those are the best

let's raid something

>>1910443

Look if you want to read a shit ton of dialogue just read fucking VirusComix.

in the later seasons of the office

there is a disproportionate amount of read heads

like in one scene there are 4 out of 5 women are gingers

it's just suspicious

>>1910440

Once doesn't assume I read one comic strip. I've seen them reposted before. I've been to the site, I've browsed healthy portions of the archive, and it's all the same inane bullshit I can't finish reading and want to skip. A comic should be engaging and not make you want to turn away from it, unless it's just a special comic that only edgelord faggots read and repost at people to try to prove their mental superiority over others, so I kind of think that's what the comic is about.

nice

chiri

v

baddog

the fight we knew would eventually happen that no one would read

>>1910461

doesn't stop the creator from being a cuck

>>1910463

shut up TP

>>1910461

you're the edgelord trying to push a shitty comic on me telling that it's 'good' because you deep down want to believe it.

sorry lord bd ;;

>>1910467

im not trying to convince you to like it or that it's good, i'm saying your reasons for disliking it so far are pretty stupid and inconsistent

>>1910469

My reasons are valid, you're discrediting my reasons now in an attempt to win an argument by invalidating my opinion with adjectives such as 'stupid' and 'inconsistent' and I think that is very juvenile of you to do so.

as much as i don't like chiri's morals

he's late night

and i like that shit

>>1910471

It's fine in the end, you're exactly like the comic you're defending.

Pretentious, oftentimes trying to be edgy; minimalistic to the point almost no effort was put into any of its arguments or style- born after 1995 and needs to use the internet to look up shit other people already know offhand so can take its time to condense its dialogue into a limited amount of space to increase its perceived intellect level even though it has no point, no humor, and nothing to say.

(and that's why it isn't popular)

>>1910473

holy shit the amount of strange assumptions in this post

yea and this comic you recommended is a real winner right here

did anyone else think that "Get Out"

wasn't even that good

>$55.54 PAYROLL

>>1910475

I think that image killed me a little more inside.

>>1910475

lol atheist joke, I love it!

>>1910478

it was a big disappointment

>>1910485

Oh, yeah. But I've been rolling you the entire time you think you've been rolling me, so none of us are winning.

We're just rolling.

Buy a print of this joke as redrawn by The Oatmeal!

>>1910488

C'mon, you were getting wet.

>>1910483

that's like 1/4th of normal

gonna suck having no income next couple months at least .-.

>>1910491

do you really not like me?

i can't really tell rn

>>1910494

wow like a slav bang?

bunch of squatting men, vodka, and fisting?

>>1910493

tfw i had no income and a lot of money saved up but then i spent it all and now im a broke leech

>>1910498

time 2 deliver pizzas boy-o

>>1910493

is that $55 for a week? or two weeks? that's not enough money to live on!

>>1910498

who is this fake neet asshole

i call bloodchan

>>1910501

ohhhhh liliana is bc?

MAKES TOTAL SENSE

she held back and didn't call me mom

>>1910503

ur butt

>>1910505

cucumber you know better than that !

>>1910506

wrong

>>1910500

two weeks

nah it's not blood-chan it's just some asshole wearing a girl mask.

i met lili IRL and it's not BC or desu or whoever you guys keep saying it is

>>1910510

I've talked to him a ton on Discord voice and I'm fairly sure Blood-chan is too autistic to voice lmao

lol wow why

>>1910510

so, it's worse?

also have you gone to a doctor to do some *cough* transferrable virus checks?

i am blood chan !!!!

M EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ive tricked you all !!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo yo

why didn't you tell me you had a discord?

>>1910516

You're not that autistic

#IWantToBelieve

>>1910517

BIG TIDDIES

>>1910518

I don't have a personal Discord, I just talk in Guero's and Sinni's

They used to be the same but then drama happened

>>1910517

ohi

>>1910511

I live with my grandma

I'd keep working through the pain if I lived alone and needed the money but fortunately I don't need to torture myself even more

>>1910513

BC is very paranoid

>>1910515

xd le original meme!!1one!1

>>1910520

nope, nvm

>>1910523

Yeah exactly

>>1910519

i read alllll ALLL of your posts bc ur a big ol cutie and its my job to read cute posts.

>>1910521

you believed wrong

>>1910526

RIP me. I fell in love with an autist

#jk just saying that to spark rumors teehee xd