/animus/ - Avatarfag Circlejerk★

>>1909408 (squash)

*pets*

>>1909410 (squid)

i never got into those shooter style doom type games....

but ur video of ursewlf gameplay is kew!!! i want you to records moarrrrr

>>1909414

Welcome home Hu.

>>1909406

I NEED THIS

>>1909411

No, I mean the phrase "guns akimbo", also known as "dual wield". The trope and word "akimbo" in this sense actually has very little to do with hands, hips, or where you rest the two.

>>1909424

>Offline

:<

>>1909418

I normally only go recording myself occasionally. If I've got something neat-ish that I want some gameplay webms to be able to post somewhere, or there's some feature that is worth showing off.

>>1909425

>>1909424

neat.

But I still like akimbo comics. Not sure what he meant with the word itself, but maybe it means something to him.

>>1909426

Oh yeah, I turned off everything because I wasn't sure if I was gonna shower and go get breakfast when my movie was over, then Squiddy had to go and post interesting things.

>>1909417

So sleep, nerd.

>>1909422

And yet I still did better than you.

>>1909424

So buy it. It's on steam. I guess it's technically "Early Access" currently, but it's the full first third of the game, and they've shown off the second a few weeks ago and started pushing some closed betas for the multiplayer. So, development is coming along pretty well.

Chi- Ri- Cha- n~

I missed you, talk to me.

>>1909430

I see how it is

>>1909431

when?

>>1909432

nah.

>>1909415

>>1909435

Guess I have to get out the cattle prod.

>>1909429

Dunno. I've never been able to figure out why some people call it "guns akimbo", or if you were a CoD fan back in the day just "akimbo". Seeing as the two really have no relation, I just dunno. Maybe someone just thought it sounded cool.

>>1909431

I literally have no money to throw at anything right now. Not even 20 dollars for Doom & Quake nostalgia.

>>1909434

Yeah? Good, keep seein' then.

>>1909438

I refuse

>>1909438

Well, Akimbo comics sort of predated any gaming terms there, so since I'm not a FPS gamer my only usage of Akimbo is from a really dry webcomic. So, pardon me for not knowing.

>>1909423

i'm a classic !

>>1909427

keep doing it !

did you see my recording last thread?!

>>1909438

rip in pips moi duder

>>1909437

Why, you want me to use it on you?

>>1909439

>>1909445

N-no !

Who'd want something lewd like that!?

>>1909441

You don't really have a choice.

>>1909442

's-all good.

I have no since looked up these Akimbo Comics. The art style feels familiar somewhere but I can't place it.

>>1909444

Yeah...

Besides, I gotta save up for muh Grab Deals. Who knows what the December Grab might be.

>>1909446

Stop being such an antisocial idiot, just say what you want to say and stop hiding behind a picture of an anime girl, geez. It's really disingenuine.

Also sup, old dog is back in the thread looking for puppies to fuck.

>>1909448

Seems not, seeing you're still offline

>>1909450

Ah... yeah...

'bout that.

I am actually gonna go shower, eat, and disappear for a few hours.

<3

Till next time...

>>1909449

わ、私は2次元ロリです…

Not super much. Huddled in a cocoon of blankets because I'm too comfy to go turn on the heat, but I should really do that soon.

>>1909450

Needs more blood then I'd get into it.

Not sexually though. But I could do furry RP

>>1909443

I don't watch LEEG

Who hasn't seen enough leeg in their life

>>1909448

gotta not buy videogames so you can preorder robots

>>1909452

No, you're a good person for knowing how to layer and retain body heat to conserve money.

Us lower class know how to dress and how to preserve body heat.

>>1909451

Don't forget to sleep too!

Enjoy shower and meal

>>1909456

Well, yes, but ultimately I need to shower and do things today, and walking around a cold house soaking wet as small as I am is just a recipe for disaster.

>>1909457

wait, shower?

... meal?

>>1909453

have some blood

>>1909459

huh?

>>1909458

oh, well there's no recipe for disaster if you live in Canada.. I assume you're well off in Ontario where there's no threat of earthquakes, tornados or tsunamis, so the only disaster I forecast for you is a super annoying piece of hair that wants to curl up on the side!!! OMG

>>1909447

*hugs tight*

>>1909454

;~;

watch dis then~

>>1909460

do you want me to rp bite you?

>>1909464

That's gay

>>1909465

and look what you posted!

IT IS RUDE TO LEWD THE GREEN BEAN

>>1909462

I like to joke about catching my death of hypothermia far too much, it seems.

>>1909466

a girl?

>>1909468

Do you think we could arrange circumstances in which that could happen?

>>1909470

You're clearly a fag.

>>1909471

Only I may lewd the green bean

>>1909472

good one

>>1909474

You're too obvious.

>>1909472

I probably could very easily just by not dressing very well for the weather after I shower.

>>1909476

ssssssh, just let it happen.

Time for work, later.

>>1909477

Canada can be difficult to navigate in the winter without proper preparation and I constantly see people unprepared. Why are people dumb?

I don't know.

Maybe it's the Americans getting citizenship and moving to Alberta thinking it's a right wing province.

>>1909475

apparently not

>>1909481

stating that you are not obvious in a direct link shows you that you are actually apparently obvious by the nature of the reply.

>>1909479

I dunno, I remember I used to see a bunch of cloud cuckoolanders outside my school wearing the quilt without any adequate insulation underneath, and flats, complaining about the cold.

I think people just don't realize that comfort doesn't have to forget fashion.

>>1909484

Maybe though, you could just take an AR15 to school and just kinda, show everyone that comfort doesn't equal to fashion, like once and for all.

>>1909483

huh?

>>1909486

My apologies. I wasn't outwardly trying to force you to think.

I realized the my eyeballs were still in once piece and there was something else crucial I needed to record.

>>1909487

thinking sounds like effort

>>1909469

>>1909489

Then you're dumb.

I do fashionable comfort because, like, what the heck are you cuckoolanders hoping to accomplish?

>>1909485

I don't have a suitably bemused yoomoo.

>>1909490

You would have to get accustomed to thinking if you wanted to become acquainted with me, if you understand the english word 'acquaint'- not a friendship per say, but a mediary between friend and stranger.

If I come across as an asshole, I AM! I am the best asshole. People love my quirky humor and remarks and my adamant detail in dissecting people.

>>1909491

...flowers ?

f..for me ?

;-; thank u. *bigger warmer snugglier hug*

Would it be smarter to sell my whole N64 collection and invest in an everdrive?

>>1909493

>if you wanted to become acquainted with me

I read the rest like a computer and therefore skipped it

*intermediary

>>1909494

show me cute anime pics

Chiri's supple asshole

>>1909496

Oh that's great, so it was like a terms of service for you and you skimmed it and didn't get to the dark parts and said 'ok'. I like people like you, then.

Would you like to be my intermediary friend?

>>1909501

Comfort doesn't mean big bulky clothes.

I complain endlessly if what I'm wearing isn't comfortable.

Unless it's my fault and I underdressed for the weather because I didn't check it.

>>1909500

Might as well answer okay, seeing the reply for that would be no, making anything that came after irrelevant seeing it would only reply if what you stated was true.

>>1909498

aaaa theyre all on my pc ;;

im. looking for some. on my phone right now. i will try to post good and cute and sweet and adorable ones !!

>>1909499

please, you haven't even had your asshole licked since it became a thing.

no really though they keep inventing shit like fat butts are in? noooo. now they want people to eat ass? shit dude, what's next teabags go mainstream?

>>1909503

oh but you were so interested before, why would you decline to be my intermediary quantumsexual partner?

>>1909504

;;

>>1909507

I was? What?

>>1909509

Wasn't it your instigation that led to this?

What does the universe tell you now?

>>1909508

pictured: (me on the left) sleep monster !

>>1909510

You started talking to me about blood and RP'ing though. Are you high or drunk?

>>1909514

I'm not a furry okay?

Can you stop responding to my posts? We can both sleep better if you don't. Holy shit these fanboys.

I'll RP with you Hu.

>>1909517

you'll fuck anything with a leg and a pulse you old codger.

>>1909515

nor am I. You're definitely high

>>1909517

But I don't even RP

Don't hump my leg when I'm trying to hump someone elses, Chiri.

>>1909519

Nor do I.

"I'm kidding of course," says Chiri as she takes a deep draw from a cigarette. "That old Dog is younger than I am."

I'm in my mid 30's though.

Not a trap. Not cute, and not a she.

So many wrongs in one post

>>1909521

No RP'ing then

>>1909525

>perfect trap body

>won't actually do it anymore and fully denies it

>>1909519

Yeah well you're stupid.

So, not even insult, kinda evaluation.

You're not very educated and lack some finesse, as we would call it, as you're slow conceptually and have a redacted reaction time for situational awareness.

>>1909528

unless you set someone upon the task of doing so as a challenge merely to disprove you, so please don't make such a claim because I have a lot of time on my hands.

I can easily disprove any claim Chiri makes in as little as 2 words.

>>1909526

>anymore

I never trapped in the first place. Why lie?

>>1909529

This but unironically.

>>1909530

I mean you're welcome to attempt to prove anything wrong in my post here >>1909520

>>1909511

me too!!! <3

>>1909533

You're relying on the pretense that any and all past data extracted from your posts on 8ch which are logged, meet with your statement that everything you have said is OBJECTIVELY true and cannot be proven incorrect.

So as a detective and not your attorney I know nothing can be held against you, objectively, but not subjectively; in the manner of your conduct surrounding the alleged allegation of your conduct being non-objectively true, so is a false witness of himself, knowing to have intentionally committed acts, in his statement, as being non-objective.

>>1909541

And? Cry about it nerd.

Someone call Trump.

Chiri is building that wall.

>>1909544

Better image.

>>1909547

like trump would.

I build stronger social barriers than he could even afford with concrete. Chiri gets shit done.

>>1909550

Poop on me.

>>1909535

speaking of sleeping....

i am. an extremely pooped bean. very very tired. i am going to go to sleep.

*big squeezy goodnight hug and soft headpat* uwu

(big sleep monster me on the left AGAIN)

>>1909551

Don't fucking suck my balls, you piece of shit. I didn't ask you to.

>>1909554

gib me da tasty poopy

>>1909555

Why are you degrading yourself like this Squash? I thought you had integrity! Stand up for yourself, don't let these little tryhards push you around.

You have to be YOU. Even if you're a pushover, bend over backwards and take it literally, you gotta stand up for yourself and have a sense of dignity if you want to be somebody or else you're always gonna be someone's target, you know what I'm saying you thick fucking nugget?

>>1909558

right, right, of course you are *petpet*

>>1909559

Come on, Chiri.

Give it to me. Drop the pants, squat over my face, and drop a hot and steaming Boston Hello on me.

>>1909545

>You're relying on the pretense that any and all past data extracted from your posts on 8ch which are logged, meet with your statement that everything you have said is OBJECTIVELY true and cannot be proven incorrect.

False, I was clearly replying to Hu there and thus his comments about a specific subset of things I have said, i.e. that post I linked you there. I did not explicitly specify everything I have ever done and to attempt to interpret it that was is blatantly false.

Your second paragraph is unparsable. In your attempt to create an overly eleborate mess of words you broke either your grammar or began speaking utter nonesense. For example, "objectively" or "subjectively" are not terms which apply to the action "holding things against". Furthermore, the first clause following the semi-colon lacks a predicate, the final clause beginning with the word so is rendered grammatical garbage by complete illogical abuse of the comma.

tl;dr pussy ass bitch can't even try and needs to distract

>>1909561

Kyle gib me one reason to stay and post for a bit.

>>1909564

I'd like my own personal Ikt

>>1909561

Cleveland Steamer, right?

No sir, I have more respect for you than you imagined, and I'd like to see you clean yourself up and not just prowl around for furry penis. Look at what you are doing with your life.

>>1909563

I can only help for a little while.

I have to leave in like an hour for a job interview.

>>1909568

Playing hard to get huh?

Good thing I kept my pupperoni safe in my pocket.

>>1909562

lol you replied. didn't read

>>1909570

Don't try and out-autism people without knowing what you're getting into then.

>>1909571

he replies

now we have a shit show

*modding

>>1909567

Squirt that hot soupy mess into my maw.

>>1909569

P-pupperoni?

>>1909572

He's not. And he rarely plays GTA, he spends all his sparetime modding

>>1909574

Yep

>>1909575

Yeah, not to mention the peanutbutter and beggin' strips I also have.

Good thing I didn't mention those too.

>>1909577

So very productive

You are also replying. There's no victories here for anybody, we both know this.

>>1909575

Yeah go fuck yourself like you usually do.

Not like masturbation is sad or anything, social norms don't apply to individuals so you can feel completely free to get off to as much animal porn as you like.

>>1909578

>>1909581

Jokes on you.

I cry more during sex than when I wank.

i want a magnet implanted in a finger

>>1909582

Too there isn't a good boy around that I could reward these treats to.

Guess I'll just go throw this tennis ball by myself.

>>1909586

WAIT I"M A GOOD BOY

>>1909583

I have a whole folder of best anime, bitch.

>>1909587

okay, brb, gonna dick you

>>1909590

WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE A GOOD BOY DEPENDS ON WHAT ARBITRARY SET OF ETHICS I CHOOSE TO EMPLOY

>>1909543

Ask Echo if he wants to league, I'm not important enough to get a reply :c

>>1909593

But I've been on my best behavior lately.

it's been a while now but I really ate a lot of pussy and had some very, very positive and occasionally wet reactions and I think the months I have had girlfriends was very converse to the times any of them would give ME oral, so, my relationships were very one sided

>>1909591

yeah but your face ain't shit.

>>1909594

I think he's busy right now.

>>1909595

Yeah...?

IF SHE BREATHES SHE A THOT

only dead women are loyal, necrophelia forever

>>1909598

But she doesn't want it

>>1909600

YES

>>1909597

>>1909589

we can talk more.... mmmm when i get up in a couple hours. wait for me ? w.w

>>1909602

>she

>>1909603

Like what?

>>1909606

She said she was a girl

>>1909607

I don't know.

>>1909604

Fine, fine, I'll ask him if he wants to go on a date with you.

>>1909610

But you said me too after I told you I was a grill.

;_;

>>1909596

My anime faces are good though, and that's all that matters.

>>1909609

Well I mean...

I can't just give handouts without any citation or proof that you're actually a good boy.

What if you were a bad boy? I could get in a lot of trouble. That's a lot of paperwork to fill out.

>>1909611

Yeah but don't call it that, my bf (best friend) might get upset

>>1909615

Literally too late.

>>1909614

How dare you even suggest I'm bad boy material.

>>1909605

ok

>>1909613

But, so far, I have not seen you dedicated to your craft.

One has to emote, express using the character, so perhaps Kino works for you as a dissolution, to be a neutral response?

>>1909617

You might even be

a neutral boy

It's raining this morning so I made some tomato and basil soup from scratch

I peeled and cut up some potatoes and put them to boil separately

Now I can't decide if I should just make mashed potatoes or potato salad

>>1909616

Holy shit why

>mfw

>>1909621

>>1909622

tomato basil bisque is the best soup on the planet

>>1909623

I thought it was funny.

>>1909624

Oh well, guess I'll just throw these treats away.

>>1909625

I wish I had some sort of shellfish so I could make a bisque

>>1909620

Yes, I only normally avatar as her in certain moods or situations, of which this is not one. I'm just mindlessly shitposting and thus was pulling random images out of my reaction images folder, which included the first Kino picture up there. The rest were merely for response's sake.

>>1909628

Me too

>>1909627

>>1909618

i-it's okay, I'd still dick you

>>1909631

Here have a m i l k b o n e

:3c

Real talk though it was because I knew he's preoccupied and suspected I'd have enough time to take the screencap and change it.

fuck you Soto, you aren't a ninja like Agiri or even a chef, you're going to ruin everything.

anyway in north america they call some pretty shit preparations 'bisque' and it's really just a tomato basil puree.. sadly

still tastes good, puree and boil your potatos and tomatoes and make a fake bisque soup base!! but too much potato could make it too creamy.

>>1909635

>fuck you Soto, you aren't a ninja like Agiri or even a chef, you're going to ruin everything

>>1909635

>fuck you Soto, you aren't a ninja like Agiri or even a chef, you're going to ruin everything

>>1909635

>fuck you Soto, you aren't a ninja like Agiri or even a chef, you're going to ruin everything

>>1909635

>fuck you Soto, you aren't a ninja like Agiri or even a chef, you're going to ruin everything

>>1909635

>fuck you Soto, you aren't a ninja like Agiri or even a chef, you're going to ruin everything

oh, forgot to include av.

SHE HAS 3x MY DAMAGE POTENTIAL AND 3x MY HEALTH BUT I'LL FREAKING DO IT.

I'm done, I'm out.

Soto what ingredients do you have on hand right now. Tell me.

>>1909637

I have one, I sometimes I just like to shitpost and don't care my dude.

>>1909642

you are not a list of ingredient, you are irrelevant.

I got her to 80 and then walked into a knife as I was trying to give her a PA.

Actually almost a little salty now.

>>1909644

take it to the fucking cry chamber

Soto what are you cooking

Carrots

Potatoes

Cubed Tim Curry

Curry Sauce

Jasmin Rice

Chemical X

>>1909645

I made creamy mashed potatoes

topped em off with parsley

And a tomato basil soup

>>1909646

Throw the ingredients, and then yourself, off a cliff Yan.

It'll mix at the bottom.

>>1909647

I'm not impressed.

>>1909648

Hey wait a minute

Won't the fall from the cliff seriously injure or even kill me?

I'm not impressed at all. I'm going to go to bed hungry, but I have to wake up in less than three hours to go to work so I'm really not going to eat anything soon anyway.

SUCK IT SAKUYA.

SUCK ON MY LONG, FLAMING, 120 DAMAGE SWORD.

>>1909650

come on, two of your ingredients were comedic effect, surely you'll make a poof of smoke and come back next week.

>>1909649

There wasnt much else to work with lol

Sorry for being a poorfag

The soup came out a lil oily but I like it that way