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quick say four things that arent jackie chan

>>1877954

nani kore?!?!

>>1877952

>>1877956

looks like you got that internet to work

wtf anon

My computer's updating, too bad :^)

>>1877964

I think you came on a bit too strong

But who was phone

>>1877985

goggles is a qt little girl. these are facts.

>>1877989

stop being a qt little girl and I will

>>1877995

*her

same

>>1877995

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>1877999

for some reason no matter how much I drink I'm not getting drunk enough. it's horrible. save me ;_;

>>1878002

Doesn't that only apply to figurines?

>>1878004

fuk u go to bed

>>1878007

I've just never heard it called that outside of that context.

>>1878011

Is funny because short

oh and also I love drinking. that is part of it.

>>1878020

I would kill Felix.

>>1878025

being awake is taxing.

>>1878028

Turisas?

>>1878032

>>1878038

; - ;

>>1878042

*snuggles*

>>1878047

It wasn't so much the fight that was exciting, as much as the technology was

I couldn't care less how scripted it was, that was likely more for safety than anything

I hope they get some good investments into their research so they can do some pretty great things with them

>>1878049

Remote controlling wouldn't have been the point of it

They were literally put out as piloted robots

did they atleast get teenage jks in plugsuits to do it

USA beat the nips at irl gundams

>>1878051

No, it was the creators of the mechs who piloted them

>>1878052

>original mech didn't stand a chance

>let's make a new one purpose built to beat that one

Was the outcome ever in question? They literally built it with one purpose in mind

>>1878054

The eagles were pretty funny, not gonna lie

They did say they were going to make is as American as possible, I think they hit the mark pretty well

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I want to cum inside Ikt's tight boipussy

i have so much to pack but i cant be fucked ;_;

>>1878077

its for a house moving

i shot a mimic

but i only rolled a 2

;~;

so the mimic ate my arrow

</3

this trailer soo lit!

:D

HYPE!

<3

it gives me life.

>>1878081

a whole fucking house, with 2 peoples worth of shit, to pack on my own tho :/

:(

im hungry now

Hey bloodchan you done with your crazy yet

>>1878099

thats like wondering if the sun won't rise tomorrow

>>1878100

It was $4.95

And it's pretty good

You don't even have to pay him rent just in niche fetish services

>>1878097

hand should be for eat get rid of those utensils

>>1878100

agreed

>>1878103

I love cheap pizza

It's all cheap here too, because there's a million pizza places in this city

>>1878105

>>1878107

I eat hamburgers, ribs and wings with a fork and knife too

>>1878109

must be some form of autism

>>1878110

It doesn't exist here

There's a New York Subs the next province over though

>>1878111

Could be, I just don't like getting messy

Okay well I'm not adding you again that's like the third time

>>1878114

Americans and Canadians eat pretty much the same thing at this point

>>1878114

>>1878114

Just pointed out he's avoiding posting so people come here

But it was only one person and he even said it wasn't me he was upset about

>>1878118

>>1878118

Renz happened

:(

>>1878122

That's literally all I saw

>>1878127

Probably because he knew I'd beat him up of he tried himself lmao how should I know

Not a very convincing image when I know what bard looks like you psycho

What happened to all his chest hair, and actually no I didn't

>>1878138

What about him?

>>1878144

>>1878146

>>1878145

Well you know how you are treated generally depends on how you act

As long as you don't talk about cutting peooles skin off anymore

I agree it is

>>1878162

I don't remember linking you to either of those posts

>>1878169

Smooth save, I'm alright just shitposting between work, you?

i heard there was autism

>>1878173

paws, real cute. I mean, yea I work with my hands a lot, but its not too horribly rough

>>1878118

Yeah

>>1878126

Yes they do

Restaurants in the US sell poutine

Sinni is so friendly

>>1878179

Not really most of the work is too delicate for gloves

Fuck I have no idea how to use Steam

>>1878186

>>1878186

You're imaging things, I work at a small shop with signs we don't get metal that hot

>>1878187

Story time, gather round ye lads and lasses...

So anyway, this must have been when I was... 13 or so... so a while back. I have a little sitter, about 3-4 years younger than me, and I have to say, I've always had the hugest of crushes on her. It's something about the shoulder length auburn hair, set with the aqua green eyes... I haven't seen her in some time, but just thinking about it gets my dick going.

Anyway, back to the past... My sister, like all little girls, tended to be innocent, maybe too much so, but she wasn't above forgetting to close the door when she was changing, or using the washroom, or any of that, so sufficed to say, accidentally catching her naked wasn't exactly uncommon, but I suppose that's not what I'm here to share. This one night it was pretty stormy, you could literally feel the house shake when the thunder struck. My parents, being heavy sleepers, were never bothered by it, and I didn't think my sister would be either, but me personally, I'm a really light sleeper, so storms like these would frequently sentence me to an all-nighter.

So anyway, I was doing what I typically do on these nights, and screwing around on the computer, I like to try all those little tricks, and such that could amuse a kid for hours, in fact, I can distinctly remember an entire day's programming classes where I spent the day with my monitor set upside-down. My teacher wasn't amused.

So, I was just going about my business, when I heard a soft rustling behind me. We don't have any pets, so this was odd, my parents, and sisters, should have been asleep right? So I was pretty freaked out. I wasn't sure if I should have turned to confront the intruder, or feign ignorance and hope they left me in peace.

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>>1878194

I debated it briefly in my head when that beautifully melodic voice rang out. The voice of angels, my sisters. The jolt back to reality caught me off guard, and I realized I'd zoned out. I turned quickly to face her, and inspected the scene carefully.

From her expression, I'd assumed she was scared, but her eyes showed she was expecting an answer. She must have asked me something while I was zoning out.

I looked her in the eyes, keeping quiet. Would she ask again, or?

I sighed deeply before calling out to her, asking her what was wrong, deeply emphasizing that she should be in bed. I'm her big brother, after all, it's my job to look out for her.

That voice again, more clear this time. The bathroom. Of course, the bathroom. With a storm like this, it isn't a surprise she doesn't want to wander about alone. Shrugging I carefully lifted myself out of my chair, and made my way to her.

As I got closer, I could see her figure better... I think she was wearing a sundress, or something, I don't know, I just know it was pretty loose, and held her frame nicely, but my attention was brought to her face, those beautiful eyes. They were regarding me as some kind of hero.

Let me tell you, that always feels good, but coming from her, and her alone? It made me feel like a GOD.

Anyway, back to the story. I looked down to her, and nodded my acknowledgement, of course I'd protect her from the big bad storm, I mean, if I couldn't do that, what could I do?

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>>1878195

As I was about to leave, I felt a sudden squeeze on my arm. Was she really this scared? I'd figure she could at least walk alone if I was there. I looked down to her, smiling. "Scared?" I asked, it was all I could, if I said too much, I might end up scaring her more.

She nodded quickly, exaggeratedly, she really was terrified. The feeling of her hair brushing against my arm though, that sent shocks through my body. I had to stop and catch my breath, or I might have collapsed. After catching my breath, and passing it off as the storm getting to me, I resumed our little guided trek.

Once we got to the bathroom, I couldn't help but feel relieved, I'd be able to collect myself, and calm down finally. I was never used to this kind of affection from anyone, let alone my sister, my biggest crush. Lighting the room, I tugged my arm back, to let her know we were there.

That voice again.

The voice of angels.

The voice of my dreams.

"I don't want to go alone."

I just about lost it. I had no idea how to react. I wanted this for the longest of times, but, I couldn't, what if she told someone?

Before I could begin to try explaining why I couldn't, though, she made her own way, bringing my arm, and the rest of me with it, along.

>>1878187

>>1878196

Anyway, this situation was a bit much, even for my, apparently, amazing powers of self control.

I had to stand there, with the girl of my dreams, as she undid her clothes to relieve herself.

Furthermore, I had to stand there, whilst she clung to my arm, and did the deed.

Time slowed to a crawl. I almost literally felt eons flare by during this one period. My life, almost literally, flashed before my eyes.

She just sat there, peeing on the toilet. I couldn't tell if she could feel my pulse through my arm, at this point, the pounding of my head, and the beating drum of my heart were beginning to block all senses from my mind.

Her slender body was right here, right beside me, clung tightly to me.

The gentle sound of her urination was beating off the walls, bringing the constant fact of the situation back to me.

My beating heart brought the tension to an all-time high. It was unbearable, and I couldn't help but find myself looking her over.

I could feel the pounding in my head begin to fade, but, I'm sure we all know why.

I could literally feel the tension of the situation grow as my pants began to feel even tighter.

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>>1878198

Anyway, I just knew at this point, at how hard she was making me now, that I'd lost the battle of wills against my body. I knew that if it continued on any longer, nature would be taking over.

As I continued hounding over the situation, a subtle movement of my body roused my consciousness.

It'd just occurred to me that she'd finished, and looking over her again, she'd righted herself.

The hounding of the rain served as the only reminder of why we were here, and the only witness to what would undoubtedly transpire at this point.

Tugging back gently, I signed towards the door. "Ready to head back?" I prodded her gently, making sure she'd finished while I was fighting, and loosing, against all hell.

Her nod was all I needed before I grabbed her hand firmly.

Tugging her along, like she had to me, only short while prior, I quickly made my way back to my room.

This adventure, this punishment, was tantalizing, and I was on the verge of ensuring that I got something out of it.

As we came upon my room, that voice roused me once more. "What's that...?" she asked, almost too plainly.

Against all senses of 'good judgement,' I looked down to her, curious as to what she'd seen.

She was had seen the one thing I wanted to remain hidden the night, and I knew there was no turning back.

I pushed at my door, and lead her in. All sense of 'right' and 'wrong' was gone now. She's the girl I love, with all my heart, and that's all that mattered now.

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>>1878199

This was it, I'm not sure if she understood... and even now, I don't know what exactly she thinks of it, but I have no regrets. If anything, I'm happy that at least once, before I died, I can truthfully say that I was truly with the girl I love.

As I said, "right" and "wrong" weren't even concepts at this point. Even time and space seemed inconsequential at this point.

"B-brother...?" that sweet angelic melody called out. It drove me made when she did that, that inquisitive tone, on that divine voice. Nothing could beat it.

She was just digging my grave more and more, but, it didn't matter, even now it doesn't. "You wanted to know what it is, right?"

Her eyes lit up. That sweet innocent face, it always makes me happy to know that I can make it. To know that I can make my beautiful little sister the happiest girl ever. "Come in, I'll show you."

I spoke the words calmly. Maybe too calmly, I think she sensed something was off, but, her curiosity easily won out, and she followed me in.

I was careful. I had to be, this was practically a death sentence.

I made sure to lock the door, and checked it at least three times before I motioned her to my bed.

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>>1878200

She moved flawlessly, catching my motion with ease. Her steps were calculated around the clutter of my room. Watching her move was comparable only to watching a beautiful butterfly making it's way around the garden. The elegant, calculated movements. It wasn't helping matters.

She sat softly on my mattress, cocking her head to the side. It took several deep breaths, for me to finally work up the courage, and I unfastened my pants, letting them drop, quickly dropping my boxers as well.

There was no way she couldn't have known then. There was absolutely no way.

"This is..." her voice rang softly.

I wasn't sure if she'd been in those classes yet, so I quickly answered. "a penis." I opted quickly out of specifying 'my.'

I moved over, and sat beside her, pulling her into a tight embrace. This was my sister, my angel. The soft cotton fabric of her clothes, the tenderness of her body. Her hair still smelled faintly of strawberries. Everything about it, this bundle of divinity in my arms, was borderline criminal.

I brought my hand to her chin, and lifted it gently, creating a good view of her face, and couldn't help but close the distance, bringing our lips to meet.

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>>1878201

After the few moments of ecstasy, I lifted my head, bringing her face back into view. Her cheeks were red, she was blushing, and it served only to madden my instincts more.

"B-brother...?" she began, but I didn't let her finish.

I brought my hand to her lips, whispering softly. "Don't worry... I'll always protect you..." I hugged her again, more tightly this time, and couldn't help but smile as I felt her body relax in my arms.

As I began to loosen my grip from the hug, gently tugging at her clothing, to get it up and over her head, I smiled softly to her.

In the flash of a moment, all I could feel was a sharp press to my front side, landing me back on my bed, her lips pressed to mine.

The crudeness of the kiss, and her somewhat tense body told me plainly that it was a form of mimicry.

I wrapped my arms around her, and helped them to find their way to her waist, gently tugging down, to remove her panties.

She wriggled, trying to escape the poor, silken confines, inadvertently making my job harder, but at short length, they hit the floor.

There's only four more.

Wtf is this copy pasta

>>1878214

>pure

>degenerate

>not mutually exclusive

:eyes:

>>1878220

Sounds like a DEGENERATE making JUSTIFICATIONS

>>1878223

It's all your nice facade you monster

>>1878224

Shitposting

>>1878227

A professional

>>1878230

me_irl

I don't even have a sweet outer shell who am I kidding

>>1878233

qq

>>1878234

why a tokitsu so

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>>1878236

So I'm your bf

>>1878239

I will steal you away that we might elope

Test and Goggles are dating?

>>1878242

I'm between classes. Not that I ever pay much attention

Gg

>>1878243

>>1878244

FAKE NEWS

>>1878247

jerk

>>1878250

Right now, where's your wedding gift

>>1878251

Yes

>>1878252

Same

>>1878257

What

>>1878258

lets play dark solus

>>1878249

Isnt that Isabelle's brother

>>1878259

I'm not at home.

And aren't you Chen? Nigga I don't like you

>Nigga I don't like you

lmao

>>1878261

>holding hands with your brother

O-okay

>>1878265

Sorry ^^'

had a really great time with you last night subtle. we should hook up more often.