/animus/ - Avatarfag Circlejerk

Claiming Kurumi Tokisaki as my waifu

>>1869856

うん

>>1869857

A little sore. I think I feel a headache coming on, but hopefully caffeine will save me from this torment.

My brother and his girlfriend are making thanksgiving dinner so there's that.

I can't claim 鏡音リン as my waifu because she's been my identity for so long that it just feels narcissistic.

I may just be autistic.

I unironically think Bard-kun has somekind of braintumor with all this hate directed at me. But then again it could just be for the keks.

>>1869863

So how are you today?

I will, however, claim 小鳥遊ひかり

>>1869867

Sore, headache, caffeine, thanksgiving.

>>1869868

he's better than you

>>1869868

I don't dislike Duke of Autism !Cancer.cqc

What's there to dislike?

>>1869869

Sounds like me, except for the thanksgiving part.

>>1869873

Isn't Canada the only place that celebrates it now?

>>1869863

You have Thanksgiving in October?

Also stay away from caffeine...

>>1869865

Do it! She loves you!

>>1869868

Who?

>>1869875

I have no clue. I'm not even canadian.

You're both on the 'who cares' scale, just like most people are

>>1869876

Ye, Canada.

Caffeine helps blood flow, which can helps with muscle pain and headaches.

>>1869877

I am though.

>>1869879

True. Anyway I should finish my grocery shopping. See ya.

>>1869880

じゃあね

>>1869882

That's a nice ID

>>1869883

yes

>>1869884

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFfKvP4vSL0

>>1869885

pls gib

>>1869879

Doesn't caffeine withdrawal cause headaches?

>>1869888

Have they ever?

>>1869890

Yeah, and?

>>1869892

>>1869893

you stop that

>>1869897

Stop what?

What's going on in here~? i just got here and now I am ready to nya at everyone~ does anyone wanna nya with me~? cuase i'd really like to do that~ I'm called a nekomata, which means I'm a cat who likes to do stuff again in japenese~ my name is Chen and I just wanna nya with all of my nekos~! did you know that i have a village full of nekos and all they do all day is nyan nyan their tails~? kawaii~! I even pat them and they purr all day long and then i comfort and feed them, too~ if you have any kittens that need to be cleaned, taken care of or fed then you can just send them to me~ I'll nya with them all day if they want and they have the freedom to nya back at me~ it's the best nyan that ever nyan'd~ so i'm gonna nyan at this thread~ here i go, i'm gonna nyan~!

Nya~*

>>1869899

hi every1 im new!!!!! charges mah lazr my name is ted but u can call me Anonymous!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 22 years old (i still live w/ my mom tho!!) i like 2 look at mudkip threads with my boyfreind (im bi if u dont like it gtfo) its our favorite kindof thred!!!! bcuz their SOOOO random!!!! hes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of friends here so give me lots of replieses! DESUDESUDESUDESUDESU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _ hehe…toodles!!!!!

traps and cp,

Anonymous

https://streamable.com/7s8q3

Why are Americans like this.

Because Discord servers are more efficient, and there's no real draw to posting anymore.

>>1869898

stop drinking caffeine, you're only hurting yourself. Caffeine causes depression

>>1869910

[Citation Needed]

>>1869908

obviously because the shit lineup

>>1869915

ok. i see. i put my grade out there for everyone to see and i got nothing. i sacrificed so much in making this post and i guess it was all for naught. i didn't know this grade was full of elitists-sorry im not good at studying a language. all it takes is 5 minutes to pull out the textbook and snap a pic, and comment/send it. if you don't have the textbook, i'm not targeting you. but i know that one of you do, and if you can't feel any empathy reading my original post, you're probably a person with the emotional capacity of a brick. why don't you deny me to my face? get that satisfaction i bet you received from ignoring my post. or are you not good with human interaction? sometimes there's reward in supporting someone even if you've never talked to them. i get it, you feel that you're on a level i can never reach, and your narcissistic, lazy personality can't bring it to help somebody in need. how funny, what a nice joke, everyone's laughing i bet. well, i'm not laughing. i'm not smiling a bit. anyways i hope you know that you're never getting anywhere in life because of this one moment. in a few years, as you look at your paycheck you earned from your below minimum wage slave working life, you'll look back and say, " wow i should've sent him that vocab," so goodbye, kiddo.

>>1869913

haven't you noticed all the Starbucks hipsters voting democrat because they can't control their emotions?

>>1869915

sociopath

>>1869866

-Poke-

Can I shoot myself yet?

>>1869922

I fucking told you guys to stop it and post your bullshit without me. Don't add me back. There are various reasons why I don't wanna have shit in this chat one of it being that I get flashbacks and it really kills all the mood I have. And that it just hurts to get said flashbacks. I told you guys multiple times to stop it and all you did is make fun of me. I won't tell you guys the reason why I get flashbacks but that's about it. I made my point clear and got laughed at. This isn't a place I wanna be anymore then.

I can ready see your comments being "omg so much salt xDDdD" but I don't care. When you started posting shit and you said that I am posting dick pics which you don't like as well I stopped it. And instead of saying "well alright he stopped gotta give him that" you guys bring up month old shit that isn't even relevant anymore.

Also this is one of the reasons i don't tell you guys any major secrets. I can't trust people that make fun of me while I try to explain that I don't wanna have said content here. And then various times where you guys spread stuff I told you not to spread. Just too many reasons not to tell you any secrets and too less to do it. That being said it was a fun time with you guys. I really enjoyed trolling the everyone and being in the group of The topkek memers.

Was a fun time with you guys.

Today you lost a memer. Goodbye.

>>1869921

why did you torture animals? that's so horrible

>>1869919

I don't think that's how causation works.

Yeah remilia you sick fuck what's your problem

>>1869926

wtf

>caffeine is the leading cause of gender dysphoria

i'ma stop reading wikipedia now lol

>>1869928

That also is not how that works.

>>1869929

>>1869929

how does it work then?

>>1869930

hi

>>1869930

Yeah, exactly.

>>1869931

Not through caffeine.

>>1869932

i wonder if i have depression

do i have depression?

>>1869927

Do you know Duke perhaps?

>>1869925

I'm not here to argue with you -.-

>>1869933

I do not know.

>>1869934

why are you here

>>1869934

Awh but i came all the way over here to argue with you..

>>1869935

Do... Do you have depression?

>>1869936

Why do you respond to the animal-torturer and not me?

>>1869938

>>1869937

Who knows.

>>1869940

>>1869941

Can I have some?

>>1869936

Because i wanted to try talking with someone important to me, didn't take into account i would've been stuck with you instead :/

>>1869937

Nuh huh, you're just bored.

>>1869946

Looks like you're shit out of luck

Who brought you here

>>1869944

I want to feel depression

>>1869946

That too.

Why are you talking to Bard? He'll just treat you like shit after he gets bored of you

>>1869947

why drag your garbage here and dump it on us?

>>1869951

oh right

sorry

suppose it wouldn't surprise me to hear it was jack

>>1869921

…寒い。

... It's cold.

>>1869949

No you don't.

>>1869951

It was me, actually. We met on Reimu's threads and I told him to come here.

>>1869953

Why not?

oh just another one of BC's cuck followers

No wonder he doesnt want to talk to you

Blood chan is a black guy.

>>1869956

Sorry that was meant for Bard, I know you don't care.

>>1869957

Asterisk doesn't even like me, he's one of Reimu's orbiters

>>1869958

I wish

>>1869955

It isn't a beneficial feeling.

>>1869960

i rather feel anything at this point so that i can know i'm alive

>>1869953

I'm sorry...I don't know much about ancient noodle runes...What does that mean? :o

>>1869948

I brought here myself with my legs, why are you just implying someone had to carry m-...>>1869955 But that was ice ages ago! I never posted here until now!

>>1869962

Mentally deficient to boot

You're truly a representative of the shithole threads you come from

>>1869961

Depression isn't what you're looking for.

>>1869962

Well, that depends.

It's さむい which you

>>1869963

Whoa there, Bard. Reimu's help threads actually helped people. Not even you were as good as her.

>>1869964

am i bothering you now?

>you will never rimjob Rin while she's tied up inside your bedroom

>>1869967

I'm just generally bored.

I guess my day's just been kind 寒い.

>>1869969

-hug-

you should go hunting

>>1869963

Hmh, gotta love when people you didn't even ever meet start insulting you based on random stuff they heard on the Internet, you really take this stuff seriously -.-

>>1869964

It is pretty cold right here actually, i probably wouldn't be freezing if i tried wearing winter clothes instead of shorts, but i had to do my exercises...And sweat with long sleeves is really annoying to deal with!

>>1869970

I'd rather stay at home and play esports.

Maybe I can make it to WCS one day.

>>1869971

Gotta love when people who don't even post here bring in a hoarde of people and start spreading their drama around

how about you kill yourself you pathetic dogfucker

>>1869972

Lets go crossbowing~

>>1869973

Give Aster a break you faggot, he's really nice.

>>1869971

I know what you mean - it's somehow more annoying when it's sweat, as opposed to just general moisture.

Do you not have heating in your exercise room?

>>1869975

ええ

Gotta have a fucking hoarde of orbiters to support you

Can I be an arbiter instead of an orbiter?

>>1869977

You'll be happier if you got away from your computer for a while and done something else

>>1869978

I got like 20 e-mails saying "BLOOD-CHAN" and it was you talking about me. You brought me here.

I love you.

>>1869980

Hi Duke

>>1869980

Let me just drag like 5 people who want to fuck me and will blidnly support whatever i say and work as easy circljerk fodder over to your waifu threads and start back and forthing complete bullshit with them and like one person who's from the host threads

let's see how it goes

>>1869984

Kill yourself

>>1869984

I'd also be happier if I had a body next to me at night, and someone to curl up with on the couch, but I don't have that either.

>>1869987

And talk to who?

They drove away any chance of conversation i had with anyone in the thread

I mean, Duke and I are here.

>I don't have anyone to talk to so I resolve to shitposting

Sad

>>1869991

i guess

>>1869986

Listen, I know you don't really mean that.

>>1869987

Just saying hi. What brings you here to /animus/?

>>1869988

A dead body! :D

>>1869995

-kisses you all over your face-

>>1869994

いいえ。

A warm body.

>>1869973

Oh yeah! Because you have to know that i woke up this morning wishing for people to go on a place i don't even know talking about m, yep! That's all i could possibly wish for! :/ Seriously, why are you so upsetty?

>>1869977

Hm! Exactly! It wouldn't be too bad if it wasn't for the fact that it gets all overs you, and the stickiness too...Really annoying. I do have heating but i actually don't know how to turn it on >.> I'll make some warm tea if that counts as heating ^.^

>>1870000

Doesn't matter what the fuck you wanted to do when you woke up

Why are you bringing your drama here intstead of handling it in your own community

>>1869996

And how did you find this place? What brings you here? I'm Blood-chan, I usually post as Ikarous though.

>>1869998

I'll feel bad if I ate all of this without sharing with you <3

>>1869999

Oh a fresh kill, that's boring.

Bodies don't get fun until a day after death

>>1870000

I'm not certain that counts as heating, but I do know that a good cup warms you to your soul.

Is it not a system on by default - have you tried raising the thermostat?

>>1870003

いいえ。

A living warm body.

>>1870004

of all the times you could have posted

why do you choose now?

>>1870004

Look at all these losers, why did you come here?

>>1870005

W-what do you know about me?

>>1870006

Me?

>>1870011

you don't care about us

>>1870010

I don't believe I could possibly keep up with you, sorry.

>>1870002

I'm not bringing drama here though...? What happened here? I literally just arrived after a person i know told me he saw Duke here, i spent the whole day trying to learn to shoot people on Rainbow Six Memes!

And please don't start bullying Sonny too...

>>1870006

It certainly is! lately i started experimenting a little to improve my tea alchemy skills~ Found out that combining chamomile and tea makes it super sweet.

Oh right...Hm, it seems easy enough for me to activate it.

>>1870016

Please conclude your business and leave

>>1870017

You will always be welcome here regardless of what I say

But I hope I make you feel less than great at using us as a momentary popularity booster for you terrible choice of new buddies

>>1870016

Chamomile is one of my favourites, but I just have an enormous bias to aromatic teas.

Masala Chai is also really good - I had one recently that had vanilla in it as well and nnh.

I hope that is all there is to it - do you the only one in your space?

>>1870021

私は２Dの女の子です。

Um, excuse me. As you can see i have a conversation going on u.u I'll have to stay here a bit longer...And who knows? Maybe if i really like this place i could become a regular :p

>>1870020

Oh i was adviced to try out uhh...Oolong tea with vanilla, i think that's the one my friend mentioned, i started drinking tea not too long ago and since i always liked mint i decided to try out spearmint as my first one...Too bad it tastes like uhh, mud? I shiver when i drink it due to how bad it tastes like T~T

Also nope, i'm not alone, i just live with my mother because i'm still underage, and her pets if that counts i suppose...

>>1870023

お前はもう死んでいる

>>1870030

kill yourself scootaloo

>>1870024

Just ignore Bard. He's a salty cunt for no reason.

:D

>>1870011

Did you get the ice cream?

>>1870013

What do you mean? I'm not going to going to move, you can use me as a hug pillow. A hug pillow that hugs you back and giggles when you squeeze me!

>>1870015

A shame, I always liked you.

>>1870030

Good morning <3

Just ignore the pedophile

He touches kids for no reason

>>1870035

I always have Reason!

Keep jacking off to kids you mental degenerate

honk

>>1870022

I just envelop myself in blankets.

>>1870024

Don't try orange pekoe - it is incredibly bitter.

I don't usually mind spearmint, though I prefer peppermint. I also tend to take my tea with two sugars, though, so that could be it.

Oh, in that case you should probably make sure it's alright with her before you fiddle with the thermostat.

Just out of respect for the other person in the space.

>>1870026

いいえ。

私はもう２Dですよ。

>>1870034

I'd rather be in a relationship with my cuddle partner.

Sure, when you stop being a cock sucking sissy.

>>1870043

You raise a fair point good sir.

>>1870041

its like an autism party

>>1870036

-only takes the mango and vanilla and gives you that look-

My mom gives me fries with a few drops of ketchup

>>1870041

Hm? What? Why don't you like me? You don't even know me.

>>1870042

Who is your cuddle partner?

>>1870044

Are you really pedophile?

>>1870046

If I can play StarCraft in a blanket cocoon you can play your games in one.

>>1870048

I already said I don't really have one.

thread is 3/4 people who've never posted here a day in their life circlejerking with each other and bloodchan

>>1870048

Not really. I hate kids to be honest. Children are like a puzzle. They're very funny to solve, but afterwards they're just wasting space.

>>1870033

Awww :3 You posted that flag because i told you it was my favorite one, didn't you? That's so sweet of your Bell!

>>1870032

Is he always like that though? Hm...Don't be upset at him though, i'm sure he has his motivations deep down...

>>1870035

Alright, maybe that's slightly concerning...

>>1870042

I should probably ask for her permission first, but if she didn't turn it on already then she probably doesn't wanna have me messing with it.

Oh i much prefer using honey instead of sugar! even though it's a lot sweeter and actually disgusts me a little bit at least i suppose it's less bad for my health.

>>1870047

The more the merrier? Or do we just need more tard wranglers?

>>1870049

My CPU stays pretty chill even with high ambient temperature

It's about 25 degrees in the room right now and I'm playing a game

>>1870050

Need to move your arms more when surfing in CS:GO

i was going to make a post about how i love you all and appreciate you but i don't know half you people

so

i guess i love you people in the way my universal love extends to all things in God's creation but not a lot beyond that

>>1870055

I think he's only doing it for the keks. Bard never really hated on anyone. He just expects to get certain reactions from the people he shitposts. Also, I can't be mad at mentally damaged people on the internet. Life is just too short for that.

fucking new zealand

>>1870055

That is also agreeable.

I'm weird about honey - I tend not to like it in most teas, but otherwise I end up liking it.

Syrup is better though.

>>1870056

Is CS:GO why you know Russian?

>>1870064

Because of CS:GO?

>>1870071

Isn't it flooded with Russians?

Am I thinking DotA2?

>>1870065

It has a lot more creative uses than just that though -Wink wink-

>>1870062

Please teach me how to obscure words too :o What is this sorcery?!

Hm, depends which syrup you're talking about, i still have ptsd from the cough one that tasted like strawberries i had to take, it was horrible...

>>1870060

That's fine, wheter he was doing it for the lulz or in total seriousness doesn't chance the fact that i'm not mad at him, he doesn't seem a bad person ^.^

>>1870073

Two sets of asterisks around the text to be in a spoiler.

It doesn't parse across newline characters.

Non-drug syrup.

Like Maple Syrup.

Better than maple syrup though is maple taffy and I really want to own a maple farm again.

>>1870075

I don't think he is either. Maybe a little misguided, but thats all. You're from the waifu threads?

I think I'm going to go practice being Korean. Be back in a few.

>>1870076

Two sets of myself around the thingy i wanna hide, got it! o7 Hm...Don't think it's that useful though, it's better hiding something in plaain sight, by censoring everyone will be curious enough to check it out >.<

I did try maple syrup on pancakes, it always looked delicious in every cartoon so i wanted to see what the real deal was like, it's not bad at all!

You used to own a maple farm? How did that happen? :o

>>1870077

Uhhh..Yes? I guess you could say it? Let's say i'm from /b/, that'd be optimal =u=

>>1870083

Oh fair enough. Hmm I need to sleep now so I'll see you later or eventually.

>>1870084

Alrighty then~ This place doesn't seem so bad, i think i'll hang around a bit more, we'll meet again hopefully ^.^ Nighty night o/

>>1870083

I guess that wording was vague - I haven't had one, but this isn't the first time I've desired one.

>>1870088

Aster here for the call o7

I think we already met once actually, and you laughed in my face and left the chat we were talking on...

>>1870087

Are you sure you'd want one? You'd have to work hard to make sure everything was working properly to get the syrup you so much desire, while like this you can just lazily buy it for cheap in a supermarket! :o

>>1870092

pick for me

>>1870095

-Adds HunterXHunter to the list-

>>1870094

Hm...Maybe no or maybe yes though?

>>1870095

Dokuro-chan.

>>1870093

But you can't enjoy maple taffy without visiting or owning a farm though.

>>1870099

Wonder if the movie's out yet.

movie's not on torrents yet (or im blind)

also hi

>>1870104

I'm not dedicated enough

>>1870105

tsk

im not sure either

>>1870107

dark illya is already lots!

What imouto

>>1870106

Wow wtf whore

>>1870109

wait how does that make me a whore?

She's shit

>

>>1870110

You're not dedicated enough to your waifu

>>1870111

Two Illya not enough?

>>1870112

But this is my side-waifu.

>Run out of parts at work around 9am

>Get told to just relax until new parts come

>Get new parts at 3:30

>Stop working and go home at 4

>>1870122

Both are for patting on the head.

>>1870125

Who's your waifus

>>1870126

;_;

>>1870127

Adachi Tenka

>>1870127

Who's your main waifu?

>>1870123

Wish I could do that.

>>1870128

Oh wait it's that hentai

wow lewd

>>1870129

Exprosion loli of course.

>>1870131

wew

>>1870130

It was mind numbing.

>>1870132

She's pure

the foresight of this man

unbelievable

>>1870134

Unpure things happened.

>>1870137

So those were pure things?

>>1870138

wait no

>>1870139

Yes

>>1870133

But no work.

>>1870140

That's a weird definition of pure, but I'll roll with it.

Sleep now, good night

>>1870141

I prefer the distraction.

>>1870143

Perhaps. I am considering getting drunk.

>>1870143

lol this fucking pic

>>1870146

Do you need to do anything tomorrow?

>>1870148

just work.

>>1870149

Don't get hung over at least.

>>1870150

But that is the most deserving part.

>>1870151

>>1870152

>>1870148

this might be the best stupid meme pic you've ever posted.

Hiya everyone!! Hope you're all having a good day!

thanks for the cummie sinni

you cock slut

>>1870159

>>1870160

>>1870161

>>1870162

>>1870158

I hope you're having a shit day, hobgoblin.

<meth spider is talking shit

>>1870158

Are you really a dog fucker if the dog fucked you?

>Linking Sinni for dog fucker comments

T-those are for m-me though, Rin...

>>1870165

:C

>>1870168

Did you just imply I fuck dogs rin ????

sinni is a dog fucker lol

>>1870172

s t o b

>>1870173

Frick I forgot I had Sinni linked in QR.

>>1870169

You are correct.

>>1870170

That's why I asked.

>>1870171

I forgot I had you linked sorry ;;

>>1870175

it's ok... I understand....

>>1870176

Forget it.

>>1869838 (nodachi long sword)

:)

>>1869841 (Soto)

yes, i still have it in front of me.

>>1869842 (feku)

i like purple hair misato

...Bump

;~;

>>1870166

>coming from a man who has had dogs inside in him

But what if it happened outside?

>>1870182

what did you think about the loud noises?

>>1870170

duuuuuuuuuuuwuuuuuuuuuuuuuke