/animus/ - Avatarfag Circlejerk

>>1851397

Good, I don't like being tickled.

It's uncomfortable.

>>1851398

I will, the water is working on boiling as we type.

>>1851404

i dun like it either

just the other stuff

>>1851405

Other stuff?

>>1851406

not saying .////.

>>1851407

>>1851408

don't laugh

Fuck, should have checked for a new thread before posting

Repost

>>1851391

I've already notified God Emperor Trump that you may be a potential commie bastard. I would like to travel a bit more but I've never considered seeing either of those places.

>>1851393

Are you horny today or something? I don't save lewds too often so I don't have much to share, unfortunately.

>>1851410

I'll try not to.

>>1851414

>>1851414

>>1851414

hmph

what are you doing

>>1851412

>>1851413

Have been, hm? Did you already take care of yourself?

I saved a bunch of the ones you posted, don't worry.

>>1851415

Waiting on my cup noodles and tea to finish. Enjoying your wonderful company.

>>1851416

Right after waking up, well before I started posting.

Good boy~

>>1851417

what flavor are the noodles?

>>1851419

Spicy chicken.

>>1851418

My my, I thought you might be more ashamed to admit it. Don't "good boy" me! I reserve the right to say that to you!

>>1851420

the spicy ones are my favorite

they don't sell them close to me though it's all the regular ones or beef or gross ass pork

>>1851422

There is an asian import store near my house that I get them from. I like the spicy ones, but lots of different ones are good.

>when jack is drunk and u play gay chicken with him on skype

>>1851424

>>1851424

>asian import store near my house

I want one of those..

>>1851421

But why? This is the internet, you'd be silly to be too ashamed to admit something everybody does~

­*good boy's you*­

>>1851423

slut

>>1851423

I bet you do, slut.

>>1851428

I pinned you for one of those coy types that likes to pretend they aren't lewd or something. You're not very obedient, are you?

>>1851411

Next I want to go to Varanasi

or go to Thessaloniki and climb Mount Olympus

Or go to Ireland because it's beautiful and people fUCKING speak English

>>1851427

The steam buns from their deli are really good. And I can get all my weird japanese drinks I can't find other places.

>>1851430

How can someone who posts pics like these pretend to not be lewd?

Nope, I answer to no one

>>1851432

Do they have all those weird ice creams too like grape flavor??

>>1851431

I don't even know where those first two places are tbh.

>>1851433

You could be one of those sluts in denial.

>I answer to no one

I don't believe you at all.

>>1851435

Dunno, I never look in the freezer section. I will next time I go

>>1851436

>>1851434

Gross, no one wants to look at naked old ladies.

>>1851438

India and Greece, respectively

Thessaloniki is the best place to get to Mount Olympus from but it also seems like a pretty cool place on its own

>>1851439

let me know ^^

>>1851438

Not in denial, or a slut~

Okay, I answer to someone

>>1851440

Take me with you when you travel the world.

>>1851442

Do you enjoy degradation at least? Good boy for being honest.

aaaah too spicy

>>1851443

Who r u

My best guess is Blood-chan trying really hard to talk normal

>>1851445

I'm moderately offended you would think I am that autist.

>>1851443

Depends on what level

>>1851444

*blows on it*

>>1851446

Then say who you are

STOP PLAYING GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>1851446

>>1851448

I'm not sure that helps with spicy.

>>1851451

what does?

>>1851447

Hmm? What do you mean?

>>1851449

Let me have my fun tonight; I'll tell you if I end up coming back tomorrow.

>>1851450

Problem?

On tables in restaurants in China, there was usually a container of spicy spice stuff and a container of some stuff that dulled spice down in case u fucked up and used too much of the spice

I think the thing that dulled down the spice was vinegar but I don't know dick about this

>>1851453

keep posting kyoukoi

>>1851453

Not sure which of us is more unlikely to come back tomorrow

>>1851453

What's considered degradation?

>>1851455

I don't have any more.

>>1851456

Fuck, he saw right through me.

>>1851457

Start with telling me what you're into and I'll tell you if it qualifies or not.

>>1851458

oh man

get the fuck out of here

>>1851458

I think I'll just state I don't then~

>>1851452

Milk.

>>1851461

mixing that with ramen sounds gross

>>1851462

I wouldn't mix it, i'd drink it after.

>>1851464

I just let it burn :D

>>1851459

She's the worst Meguca though.

>>1851460

You aren't fun at all, I was slightly curious!

>>1851466

not safe for thread

>>1851465

So tough.

>>1851466

you're the worst poster

fuck off

>>1851468

it feels good tho

Oh, I found one.

>>1851467

Worried you're going to get blackmailed or something?

>>1851469

To be fair I guess she's better than that disgusting skunk/shitty loli you're posting.

>>1851470

Maso

>>1851472

what?

>>1851471

Nope, just prefer for that information to stay private

>>1851473

Masochist.

>>1851475

maybe a little

>>1851476

>>1851477

what's so funny

>>1851478

Nuthin'

Who is this outrageous whore

>>1851479

tell me

morning

WELP I'M OUT

>>1851484

Morning

>>1851485

Have a good one!

>>1851485

ciao

>>1851486

hi hi hu what are you up to today?

>>1851488

same as always~

Slept well? Feeling any better?

>>1851485

THE KING OF GAY IS LEAVING EVERYONE

BYE KING OF GAY

>>1851485

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! B-BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you T-THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be c-c-careful; my nipples are super hard right now!

>>1851489

hmm I don't know why I didn't expect that

of course you'd be playing le minecraft

My head is a bite sore and my lips are super sore today but I think it's getting better

the only thing that sort of bugs me i my lower right back by mmy tailbone which I didnt notice before but its suuuper sore when i go to sit up and stuff

oh well though I think I'll be back to full shape in maybe a bout a week or so....

Thank for asking

imo the attention helps :3

Is this the full lineup this morning

Did I miss fekkers and kiss shot

I've noticed autism chan was posting at night for some reason

All the cool morning kids are going away

>>1851492

>minecraft

how cute~

Getting better sounds good. Sounds like your body is currently healing.

Yeah, give it a weeks time, it'll be enough <3

>>1851493

*petpet*

>>1851495

aww that's okay buddy

Just knowing I have friends like you around makes it easier to take a comfortable morning shitpost

>>1851496

Thank you Hu.

>>1851498

Everything alright?

>>1851498

>>1851499

Yeah, I'm just a little hungover, but atleast the slight headache is gone. I'm just gonna relax and then do exercise with my housemate a little later.

You too Erio.

Th-thanks

>>1851503

Ika tells me you think I'm evil for some reason, or is she just making up stuff again?

>>1851501

Oh? Went out to drink with friends yesterday?

Good luck with the exercising. Can't be too easy when hungover

>>1851504

>evil

I unsubscribed from that meme in like 2012

>>1851504

Erio might not but I sure do

>>1851505

Nah, I was just chilling among discord servers.

>>1851506

Huh really?

>>1851507

Why is it exactly you have a hateboner for me again? Can't we just put old struggles aside?

>>1851508

I wouldn't call someone evil

That's dumb

>>1851508

With a little bit too much to drink~

>>1851508

Doubtful

>>1851509

Agreed, besides.

>Hating on the internet

>In 2017

>>1851510

Yeah, but it was great to be honest.

>>1851511

I don't get it.

>>1851512

And that's what matters

>>1851512

I've tried to teach Blood-chan to stop being retarded but it just doesn't work

it's true

Blood chan is a patient who deals with severe brain damage

Honestly they belong in a hospital

BLOOD-CHAN???

>>1851513

Yup, I have no regrets about having a hangover today. Although I might not have the same energy to do stuff.

>>1851514

>>1851515

Yeah, they're a basket case at this point, but then again haven't they always been?

>>1851517

Birds of a feather flock together

>>1851519

>>1851517

Usually how it is when you end up drinking, isn't it?

>>1851518

She's a feminazi though, she'll never get near any dick~

>>1851517

Yeah but u were blinded by your dumb crush on her tbh

>>1851521

Yeah, at this point I'm just babling.

>she'll never get near any dick~

I know, but I'm still allowed to fantasize right?

>>1851522

Yup, I realize today how pure autism I was back then. I've learned from my mistakes.

I'm awake now.

Hi Grids

>>1851524

it seems we have quite a similiar schedule

how you feeling this morning?

>>1851523

Of course, but why fantasize about her when there are better girls out there, such as your waifu~

>>1851527

I suppose I could.

Yeah ky yourself BC

>>1851528

That's a good boy~

>>1851525

Hey cherub, how's things with you?

>>1851526

I am not bad at all, realized why I hate discord last night, and I might give it a shot.

>>1851531

Don't do that.

>>1851532

I'm doing okay. Tired, but nonetheless good. What about you?

>>1851532

Why do you hate discord?

>>1851533

whoops

>>1851536

Its okay. It was just getting a tad lewd. Anyway I'm gonna go eat something.

>>1851538

I guess the last thing you're in the mood of when hungover, is lewd. Makes sense.

Hope you have something good

i-i Know he's not here r-right now but

m-me when I see Darwin > / / <

>>1851541

Oh I didn't think we'd be seeing you this morning

Hi hi there autism chan how are you

>>1851541

>>1851543

Well I remember you were around pretty late last night so I just kinda guessed

>>1851546

oh god 10 hours already.......

>>1851546

Slept well?

>>1851548

I was a bit worried I spent that whole time here myself but hen I remembe rI got a couple Zs in

so what's y our plan for the day hmm?

I think I might hit up my buddies later to go rolling but my head is giving me a bit of an ache still so in a couple hours I'll see how I'm feeling about that...

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4:19

>>1851533

I stayed up drinking last night, and I'm going squirrel hunting today.

>>1851534

>Why do you hate discord?

Adjustment disability

I don't like new things.

>>1851551

I feel you there too well......

How long have you been with us grids it's going on about 4 years or so now right?

Were you around for MSN?

>>1851551

>I stayed up drinking last night

Ayy, me too. I'm just gonna get something to eat now.

>Adjustment disability. I don't like new things.

Same. Pretty much why I raged in the beginning of Discord's birth. Today I log into it almost everyday.

>>1851555

hmmm are you sure?

My 6 year anniversary is coming up next month......

>>1851557

Good

>>1851557

hmmm what do you have the massae therapy for?

Still that sounds like al oveley day

My neck... My back...

4:20

>>1851563

It would be great to have a cute pokemon friend to play with

I've always wanted a pet arcanine

I would ride him to school or work and I would buy the best shampoos and brushes for him

what about you? What kind of pokemon would you own?

>the in between times when night shift leavs but day shft hasn't yet started posting

>>1851564

I'd love a Bard. Would pet and stroke his hair and back all day, cook his food and tuck him in every night

>>1851566

actually I identify as a Ralts

just f y i

((Letting you know ))

[for yrou [ [information[////////

>>1851568

w-well it does have an alternate evolution so it's not guranteed it'll become a trap...

i just like the kawaii stoner aesthetic

>>1851567

see >>1851568

Fucking Gardevoir slut

>>1851571

power bottom

srsly?

No, I beg

>>1851578

Nah, I just think about guys gagging on it

>>1851580

Are you fapping again?

i think i'll just drink and listen to songs about death again today

hopefully fall asleep at some point

>>1851583

Maybe~

Enjoy I guess, gonna go cook

>>1851584

see ya hu chhan have a nice day

Good blog.

>>1851585

Seasoned potatoes baked like fries, not deep fried. And pork tenderloin wrapped in bacon.

No pasta today

>>1851586

Just went cooking. It's done in like 30 minutes

>>1851589

Nah, because I filled it with cheese

>>1851591

>>1851593

Nothing like you Americans got. You don't even have proper cheese, it's all awful

>>1851595

Not really strong, but it does change the flavour of what you put it in, and also makes its consistency somewhat more "smooth". Difficult to explain.

It works very well in some tomato/beef sauce for pizza too, and if you forget to put it in, you can clearly taste its absence

>>1851597

It's nothing like cheddar, you're all good~

Now, come have a taste of my meat, I'm sure you'll enjoy its delicious cheese filling

>>1851599

These? There was only one and it was in the post you just replied to.

Enjoy, I'm gonna go prepare the sauce then eat

I bought grown up shoes today. I've sprayed them with the water repellant thing. Now I have to polish them. I feel so business.

>cook 1kg of potatoes and 500g of meat

>only just enough for two people

How can some people feel full after a few fries and a single meatball?

>>1851604

One of these days it'll hit me hard.

Welcome back~

>>1851606

Still not done after an hour and a half!?

sometimes i go to /y/ and get very turned on but don't fap to any of it

>>1851609

Cybering, huh? How lewd

>>1851611

Except for Ikt~

>>1851614

They aren't?

Alright, enjoy your rice

>>1851616

Aww...

Oh? What else?

blech sore throat

don't wanna go to work

>>1851618

That is the full image ;-;

>>1851620

No it isn't.

git gud.

>>1851622

Thanks babe

>>1851623

Patreon paywall, but do a little sleuthing and you will find gold

http://myhentaicomics.com/index.php/Crimson-Plume?show=150550

>>1851624

But I'm not into porn~

>>1851625

>>1851626

>>1851628

That's because rice sucks

You should try it sometime

>>1851627

same

>>1851636

>>1851637

https://youtu.be/zGESP0iePmQ

>>1851638

this is so realistic

>>1851639

i want to record music but i don't have my guitar or my microphone

the pain never stops

>>1851642

You don't even have to play any music.

>>1851642

>>1851648

I thought the same thing. I am quite impressed.

>>1851648

does it excite you

>>1851650

I am only surprised loco

>>1851649

the human body is a great thing

for all my talk of gay shit i don't think i'd ever sleep with a man

or a woman, even

>>1851652

What a bitch lol

>TFW you probably will have to sleep in your car for the next 3 days because your jobs will have odd as fuck hours and you're going to have maybe 4 hours to sleep each night

>>1851659

you could just come live with me

i have a house

>>1851660

As do I. It's just going to be more convenient to sleep in my car for a couple nights.

No real use in driving home if I don't need to.

>>1851659

rip

>>1851659

I can stand guard.

>>1851662

It's life.

>>1851663

I'd feel safer if you joined me in rest.

>>1851664

That is what all the people say. I have a sad. I've been working too much and haven't been able to call since the 5th?

Why live.

>>1851665

Because life is fucking awesome and full of kick ass individuals like yourself.

Show life you fucking rock.

>>1851666

>666

Hail Satan. Eh, the new locale is great enough. Just the commute is kind of killer. But I have some time off soon so I guess I can hibenate then.

Why are you car sleeping(which I presume is legally fishy) instead of home... commute so long too?

I mean, not sure how comfy your car is but I imagine a shorter comfier nap would be more beneficial than an uncomfortable and irregular one.

>>1851667

They needed someone to cover a few shifts at my first job and I took them up on it.

My shifts are a bit odd, but I'm going to take some time to rest in the parking lot before my factory job. It's only a few hours. gives me an extra hour to sleep if I just head over.

>>1851668

I hope for thine survival. Sounds a tad irksome. But, oh well. Gotta get money money.

>>1851669

It will be a trial, but It will be worth it.

>>1851670

Any plans on how you'll spend the riches?

>>1851671

I'm going to pay off my loans and then save like mad.

>>1851672

Wise choice!

SupWISEd me

>>1851673

I figure it would be nice to have funds.

>>1851674

Internet bitches ain't cheap.

>>1851675

Lord knows I have far too many.

>>1851676

Ive got so few Internet bitch obligations now that I am practically flush.

I ought save for a car, I guess.

>>1851677

I want to save up and get myself a bike next time I move to a town.

I don't want to in the country.

>>1851678

No one wants to in the country.

>>1851679

Just too many things to kill myself on.

>>1851678

>>1851681

I don't know if I want something sleek or something kind of old school.

>>1851682

>>1851683

I wouldn't mind one of those.

>>1851684

>>1851680

It isn't Australia atleast.

>>1851685

Though I'd rather ride behind on your bike.

>>1851686

A horrid country.

>>1851687

Fakkan straya mate, fakkan VB get it in ya

>>1851688

VB?

>>1851689

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4AchHTN-XQ

>>1851690

Ah.

nee nee

>>1851687

You are free to.

>>1851693

What if I get an erection?

>>1851694

Tuck it under the waistband. Otherwise it might get uncomfortable.

>>1851695

>He does not offer to take care of it for me

Kind of want one of those new modern sleek bikes.

You die on me Mandy?

>>1851696

But I would have my hands full of hard cylindrical tubes....

>>1851701

Mine I hope.

>>1851703

Maybe we can do that after we get off the bike then.

Tummy for squash because I am sloot now.

>>1851705

HOLY FUCK YES

And one with face

God is real.

We should all go swimming so I can look at tummies.

>>1851709

>Zach Galifianakis

He's a great comedian.

>>1851708

If me posting tummy is a sign that there is a God, then I must be said god.

>>1851711

I just like to see all you guys tummies.

>>1851710

My tummy is off limits.

>>1851711

I was more comparing you to the character, not the actor. Calling you a fucking weirdo.

>>1851713

Mandy, please.

I will take it by force.

>>1851712

I mean I have done tinychat with my shirt off, but now I got like those almost love handles I gotta get rid of.

>>1851713

The actor is in fact a weirdo as well, his comedy is great.

>>1851714

How would you do that?

>>1851715

I don't think that really is the point here.

>>1851715

Guys with love handles are cute as all fuck.

And I don't really TC anymore.

I can't stand half the people that go to them.

>>1851716

I would cuff you and take you.