/animus/ - Avatarfag Circlejerk

frist for shitposting

Too slow

morning

>>1851746

morning

>>1851748

おはよう

>>1851747

hihi hu isnt it a lil early for you?

It was a spooky movie

>>1851749

6:30 on a Sunday. Nah, not early

>>1851751

*petpet*

which one?

>>1851751

what did you see?

>>1851750

lol

how are you tonight?

>>1851753

6 30

? a.m?

It was a garbage reboot and the people responsible should feel ashamed. Viva Tim Curry.

>>1851757

Who are you?

>>1851754

Slowly sobering at nearly 6am what could be better?

>>1851755

Ah, hopefully still good~

>>1851758

6:30am. Just woke up

Reboots are always better.

Good evening.

>>1851756

reccomendable?

i hear alot of people talk about it

Bill Skarsgard or however you spell his name has a lazy eye that makes him not scary at all, they relied too heavily on CG, they removed all the claustrophobic elements, non of the children felt truly in danger, the kid talked too much, the shape of the head of Pennywise was like a lightbulb, his voice was all over the place, the adults who were supposed to know what was going on and did nothing about it became just weirdo perverts.

>>1851765

I don't remember you.

I don't think I ever really got the scary clown thing. Seems kind of trite as a concept.

Tim Curry made a truly menacing Pennywise. I would be legitimately afraid of that shit.

>>1851768

I don't remember most people.

>>1851765

Good

>>1851766

King is kind of a shitty writer in my opinion.

So I didn't have any investment in the remakes.

>>1851765

HMMm

w-well actually no....

I enjoy psycholoical thrillers but not just scary movies for teh sake of being scary

>>1851767

actuaally he's not a clwon he's an ancient entity of fear itself that has existed for all eternity

>>1851772

>>1851773

Salem's Lot and Pet Sematary are two of the most uncomfortable horror movies I've ever seen.

>>1851774

Oh I guess that tells me then.

>>1851773

What are some writers that you enjoy?

>>1851776

Pet semetary was sad

>>1851776

Well, you can chalk a lot of it up to old film and media limits.

I mostly find King to be an overblown idiot when it comes to books.

>>1851777

I guess it's just that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself

and shapeshifting clowns with daggers for nails

>>1851778

Sometimes dead is better.

>>1851779

He's a popular fiction author in the spirit of the old dime store paper backs. Nothing wrong with that.

>>1851778

Token was good.

I can't say many others off the top of my head.

>>1851781

Not that, but his writing is very contrived to me.

>>1851780

If you think about it, daggers for nails would be pretty inconvenient. I mean you can tell I am not typing with daggers for nails right now right? How would you get by in the office with daggers for nails.

>>1851775

how are you

>>1851782

Some of it, yeah, but not all of it.

>>1851781

You ever see Desperation?

>>1851785

Not all, but enough it's an issue.

>>1851786

Probably not.

>>1851787

Enough? I disagree with that statement.

>>1851788

Tolkien did a metric fuck ton more world building than King. Tolkien did so much world building that it became overly tedious.

>>1851784

am alright. What about you you okay?

If you actually try to read Tolkien it's like 90% place names

Tolkien is fucking boring and tedious.

the open new tab tab is broken on my browser so if I want to ope n a new tab I need to highlight text then " search with google" and it opens a usable tab

I'lll just randomly go over pieces of text and went over

"fucking boring"

but it ended up googling

"king b"

And I laughed my ass off

>>1851741

>>1851793

try doing a browser repair

you might have some malware or something too

>>1851789

I found it to be alright.

Though this is all just personal opinion.

>>1851795

Hey it worked! Thanks!

Well, anyhow.

That was some pretty good LoL.

lol

>>1851796

Yes indeed.

>>1851800

Though I don't read much of anything lately.

>>1851794

Those kind of pics will forever be great

>>1851801

That's a shame. You should read me a story.

>>1851803

I will have to decline.

>>1851803

Would You like to hear a story?

Speaking of reading, I just finished the book The Golden Cockerel by Juan Rulfo.

>>1851804

Do it anyways. Record it and send it to me. It will be our secret.

>>1851805

I always want to hear stories.

>>1851806

Secrets are a wicked thing.

>>1851807

I am a wicked man.

>>1851808

I am a good doggo.

I am not allowed to do wicked things.

>>1851806

Her name is Gwen. This is her story.

She was ten years old when the Searing struck Ascalon. Gwen lost her family, her home, and her childhood in a matter of hours as the sky-summoned fury of the Charr Shamans shattered the world around her. Thousands of Ascalonians died that day, and thousands more fled before the Charr Invasion. Gwen wandered alone in the wreckage of a nation searching desperately for the hand of a friend. Instead, she found the Charr. More to the point, they found her.

The Charr did not kill young humans. They enslaved them. For seven long years, Gwen toiled under the constant lash of her taskmasters. As fellow prisoners broke under the strain or were slaughtered out of hand, the embers of fear in her soul sparked into a blaze of hatred. When she finally saw her chance, Gwen fled into the wilderness, vowing never to be enslaved again.

She did not make it far...the Charr recaptured her easily. They judged her useless to them. She should have been slain on the spot, but her captors decided she could serve them, at least one more time, as entertainment.

The Charr built arenas within their military camps dedicated to the glory of the legions. Inside these cruel stadiums they set unarmed humans against wild creatures, reveling in the blood sport and applauding as the beasts disemboweled helpless humans. Now it is her turn. She is just another prisoner in a holding pen awaiting a brutal death for mere amusement. She prays for the strength to endure her ordeal. And she prays for the chance to strike back...

Gwen defeated the Charr's pet monster through guile and good aim, and escaped into a maze of tunnels beneath northern Ascalon. In those ruins she found more evidence of the Charr's handiwork...the entombed remains of years of death matches. In the depths of this abattoir she also discovered power, in the form of Mesmer spells within the journals of a long-dead researcher.

Stronger for her ordeal, but still alone in the heart of Charr territory, Gwen set her sights on the distant mountains and the promise of freedom they offered from the pursuing warbands. She knew that if she were caught again, her death would be slow and painful. She would not be given the luxury of a merciful execution.

Gwen's prayers were answered when she stumbled upon a group of free humans, a squad of Ascalonian soldiers operating deep behind enemy lines. They called themselves the Ebon Vanguard and their leader was Captain Langmar, a seasoned veteran.

Gwen joined the Ebon Vanguard and served them well. Years of forced labor and punishments turned this innocent girl into a ruthless woman, her hands guided by rage and a deep fear of her captors. Over time she learned to cope with her emotions. She learned when to strike and when to hold back. In her short life, Gwen has known hatred as well as mercy, and knows when to choose between the two.

She has become a true champion of Ascalon.

>>1851809

You can do anything your little brain sets its mind to.

>>1851810

No, You've gotta read it for me. If I wanted to read a story I'd just read a story. I have hundreds of books to choose from.

>>1851811

To be honest I have no real ambition in my life.

>>1851811

if my mic was working I would read you the first paragraph of watership down

>>1851812

I thought your ambition was to get all the head pats.

>>1851813

Get a new mic and record said story.

>>1851797

ye man try ublock instead of adblock+, too

much less mem usage

>>1851814

Something like that.

>>1851802

>>1851816

If you read me a story I have a belly rub and some delicious wet paper towels used to clean up steak juice that you can eat.

>>1851818

Is the belly rub an actually belly rub, or is that some kind of food?

>>1851819

Good job today.

>>1851819

>>1851819

>>1851819

>>1851815

by ublock you're referring to origin, right?

>>1851817

best

>>1851820

An actual belly rub. What kind of a fellow do you take me for?

>>1851823

ye

>>1851823

u

>>1851824

Belly rub up front.

>>1851826

Nyet, I will even throw in walkies. And possibly a meatball.

>>1851820

we lost all games ;~;

and only won the last one because an afk?

>>1851821

:|

>>1851822

rawr

>>1851825

Good, yeah should definitely be using it. More features for those who like that, and for those that don't care about that, it does the same job adblock does, just better

Nah, nope

>>1851827

If there was a real chance of getting to rub some tum I would actually consider doing it.

>>1851828

It was still fun.

All the good boys love walkies and meatballs.

>>1851830

Who said there isn't?

>>1851831

You live over 1000 miles from me.

>>1851828

nice to see you too!

>>1851829

ya, yeap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh67VWfRQU0

Im a bad boy

But a good girl

>>1851830

yup pew pew your friend is kewl

>>1851833

meow

>>1851836

I'm just glad he likes ya.

He's found almost everyone here that he's played with to be either annoying as fuck or toxic as hell.

>>1851832

Yes, but you've made trips that far before. And I certainly have as well.

>>1851835

you're not a girl until you've put on a skirt

>>1851836

/headpat

>>1851838

All for lodging and work mind you.

Most I'd go for something like that is 100 miles.

>>1851837

i'm quiet and freindly and like him.

he plays good.

>>1851838

>>1851832

DA DA DA

DA-DADA-DA

DA DUM DIDDADUM DIDDADUM DIDA DUM DIDDA DUM

>>1851839

i want things

And speaking of work I'm still not looking forward to the next 96 hours.

I have like, 8 hours of free time in all of it and not a lot of time to sleep.

>>1851841

Yeah. He's the guy I duo with.

I think he hit Diamond 3 at some point.

>>1851844

stay healthy ;~;

sleep lots... dont die :(

>>1851840

If you go 100 you might as well go 1000. And besides, it's not nearly that far.

>>1851842

Werner Herzog once walked for two straight weeks with a print of his latest film at the time just to give a personal screening to a film critic he admired who was dying.

>>1851844

Well, at least you'll be getting some monies.

>>1851843

from me?

>>1851845

I'll sleep in my car between shifts.

I might have someone taking my monday shift so I can catch a break.

>>1851846

Still too far. Maybe if I go visit my brother on the coast I'll stop by.

Don't you live in like, Nevada?

And yeah. Money is my motivation. I plan to start paying back my dues and saving up so I can go north. One of my best friends was diagnosed with cancer a while ago and honestly I just want to be with him. Chances are around 25% so I need to get there.

>>1851848

Texas.

Yes, I know. You told me about that. Snuggles did too.

>>1851849

Oh. Texas is not too far if you're on the east side.

Yeah. It's had me in a really bad mental state the last month or so.

>>1851848

eat yummy things!

>>1851852

I'll pack some lunch or get some from the mess hall.

>>1851851

>>1851853

*hugs*

>>1851854

>>1851855

So have you decided what skin you want for your birth day?

>>1851858

That looks like a rather large portion

>>1851858

meal for one?

zing

Tonight is one of those rare nights where I actually can stay up late without having to worry about work.

And thank fuck for that.

>>1851858

Hope that tastes as good as it looks.

>>1851857

Championship Ashe?

>>1851862

Ashe skin it is then.

>>1851864

<3

>>1851865

>>1851833

nuh uh

>>1851858

nom

>>1851850

I am central.

I know, the dog is in a bad state too. It was two of the things I thought.

>>1851867

you're a good person, hu

>>1851868

I haven't been much help for him.

>>1851870

That's not your problem anymore.

>>1851869

no u.

That looks like a yummi sandwich

>>1851866

im tired

>>1851869

And now you're making me hungry...

Great...

>>1851873

Sleep.

>>1851874

eat my wewee

>>1851872

I'm not a good person though

>>1851874

how so?

I am innocent, officer

>>1851877

That's what they all say

>>1851875

eventually...

>>1851876

Mkay.

>>1851877

I made the mistake of not eating much for dinner after I got home from work. Its almost midnight and I want something to eat, like a full proper meal...

But do I risk waking up the room mate by doing so? That's the real question.

>>1851879

prove I'm a good person then

u can't

checkmate, atheists

>>1851881

you need to buy quiet food for such occasions next time you shop for groceries

>>1851880

I might head to bed soon myself.

I am just adjusting runes.

>>1851883

i'm just sitting here on my bed looking at feels threads

>>1851884

A good catharsis.

>>1851881

>>1851885

hopefully i have a meaningful dream.

im running out of things to keep me going.

>>1851887

Dreams don't give life meaning, Luka.

And chasing them will leave you wanting.

my favorite burger ♥_♥

>>1851888

i want soo much

but oh well

nini

>>1851890

Sleep well.

my favorite burger ♥_♥

>>1851882

Update: Apparently my room mate didn't go shopping at all while I was out... Was just going to get myself a bowl of lucky charms or some shit but I'm not eating that dry and I'm not going to be that guy that goes to Walmart after midnight... Late night Walmart is the weird Walmart, I want no part in that.

>>1851886

You gotta take me out for dinner and a movie first, mkay?

>>1851893

(this response is to your response to Nezi)

How big is the city you live in?

I regularly hit wal mart at around 2 or 3 a.m and I almost never see another person there here in my town of under 10k people

>>1851893

bah it can't be that bad

>>1851894

Its a fairly average suburb and all, but the thing is that the one near my apartment is the closest one to the more run down side of town, since the only Walmart there closes after midnight... It brings in some sketchy people out.

>>1851895

Relatively speaking probably not but I'm a little bitch and don't like people so bleh.

Sometimes I find it's easy to be myself

some times I find it's

better to be somebody else

>not always being someone else

>>1851898

I say my hell is the closet I'm stuck inside

can't see the light

and my heaven is a nice house in the sky

Got central heating

and I'm alright

>show up to work sick, hoping to leave

>the other person with the same position as you is 10x more sick

They're faking it.

>>1851903

idk I mean he sounded pretty shitty

if he was faking I'd be ok with it as that would be really impressive

>calling in sick ever

>when it's bacterial and not viral

>not calling in sick because you are actually sick and then spending the next few days wallowing in misery because you can't even smoke

>>1851909

Oh god what are you so sick with that you can't even smoke?

>implying staying home sick is acceptable in a modern rat race American economy if you're in a job where you're competing with others.

>being so fucking braindead retarded you willingly smoke cancer sticks

>>1851915

I'm a failure, I can only work low skill jobs where if I call off I look weak and they'll give my hours to my coworkers.

>>1851911

Lung infections, pneumonia, bronchitis, the flu, and so on.

>buying into the you've gotta live a healthy lifestyle because you don't want to die meemay

>>1851917

Yikes

That's alot of lung issues.....

>>1851919

I smoke a lot of cigarettes.

>>1851916

aww don't worry kissy

nobody cares what anonymoous has to say

You're a winner in our eyes

>>1851921

but why?

>>1851923

Because I enjoy them and want to die.

>>1851922

In your eyes doesn't matter, only in realty and the eyes of my Mother who I will be an eternal disappointment to.

o-oh.....

We've all gotta die someday.

>>1851928

How do you wanna go?

>>1851929

It doesn't matter.

>>1851930

i think I'd like to go from Cardiac Arrest hopefully while I'm asleep

Maybe a seizure or a stroke

I dont wanna get tortured or get canccer though

iI've seen alot of people have to go through cancer and it looks like they are living hell

>>1851931

Eh, so long as the end result is I'm dead it's all fine.

>>1851932

I've probably asked this before

And Im not encouraging it by any means

But your take on death makes me wonder what's your stance on suicide?

>>1851933

If you want to do it, go right ahead and do it. Just make sure it's for the right reason.

>>1851934

I'm getting uncomfortable thinking of how being in thaT situation would feel

>>1851935

Probably a lot like relief.

>>1851936

really?

I think it would be more like panic

And instant regret paired with the helpeless knowledge that k nothing can be done

To me it sounds like torture

and that's not even taking into account th physical feelings associated

I think that being shot would be one of the better ways to go and even that's quite painful to imagine

>>1851938

You're really quite the optimist

I don't know how often you get to hear that

>>1851939

Of course I'm an optimist. Life is meaningless, and that's what makes everything so much fun.

>>1851940

I like to think that were just a small step in a big end goal

>>1851941

We are a small step in a big end goal. The end goal is that we're going to die and rot.

>>1851942

well yeah I suppose

I'm sorry fool but I have nothing left to add to this conversation

>>1851943

That's fine.

>>1851945

how nice of you to join tonight ban chan we're having a riveting conversation about killing ourselves

>>1851946

I wish you the best of luck.

It's a metaphor for the thread

Traps are gay.

>>1851949

>>1851949

Ikt is straight

>>1851951

Hu you were up at 6am in a WEEKEND wtf

>>1851953

don't you hate it when her bulge is bigger than yours

>>1851957

Gnome was balls when I first tried Linux and it still is.

>>1851959

>take a cute girl to dinner

>take a wee and come back

>sip your drink

>suddenly you're all hazy

>tfw getting raped by your date

>>1851963

Far from it, and it has many more flaws

>>1851962

Well this kinda took a dark turn...

>>1851964

Windows just works!

>>1851965

>and then she makes fun of your inferior dick

>>1851966

Just like a pair of headphones wear the earcups broke off

>>1851962

date goals

is that grim in the corner

>>1851969

That's Grim in the spotlight

losing his religion

>>1851969

>>1851969

>>1851969

>>1851969

>>1851969

>>1851969

>>1851969

>>1851972

>>1851969

actually grim was very nice today

he fixed my browser

>>1851974

i had to do a firefox refresh which kinda sucks cause I lost my nice theme but now my new tab button works

>>1851973

grim's a nice guy

>>1851977

Sometimes your other hand is busy.

>>1851977

Why why didn't i know about this wtf

>>1851978

One hand is enough to press ctrl+t though. T is even reachable normally with your left-hand, doesn't matter what you use your right-hand for~

>>1851979

I don't know. ctrl+shift+t opens the most recently closed tab too.

There are many more out there https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/keyboard-shortcuts-perform-firefox-tasks-quickly

im gonna heed these

I''m In

>>1851982

>in

>>1851983

no....;.;

Stop playing The Witcher 3 so much, Ikt

>>1851985

>>1851991

: (

>>1851990

but das gay

>>1851993

>mfw

>>1851995

are you still an alcohol?

Don't trust Soto

I sure hope not lmao

>>1851996

they're probably going to forcefully move him

otherwise he's probably just going to stand there crying ;`:..>>1851996

Hi Subtle ^W^

>>1852002

tasty

Imagine, needing subtle's attention so desperately you become loco.

Hi Subtle ^W^

The Slav vs Spic boxing match was pretty good though

Kinda a bullshit it was a draw tho

>>1852002

eaten ALIVE

that was a 👌 tight 👌 mount

>>1852008

They shouldnt have draws. They should just keep going until one gets KO/Dies.

>>1852007

Ohayo

>>1852008

Yeah that female judge who scored it 118-110 for Canelo has no idea what she's doing

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJ5j3M4UEAEVJ7S.jpg

>>1852011

Ty for the attensuns, senpai.

>>1852010

They pretty much used to do that in the early UFC but a lot of the time it just ends up that the guys are so tired, they can barely throw a punch any more

>>1852012

You're the one that gave it to me first, I should be thanking you

A-Arigatou..

>>1852013

So than our debt is settled.

Are you still watching anime?

>>1852013

I figured we were talking about the boxing, which resulted in a drawer. SUBTLE I CHALLENGE YOU TO UFC

subtle we never talk yo

please stop pestering subtle, everyone. he is a busy boy.

>boy

>>1852014

Yeah I downloaded Love Lab to watch on my phone when I went on holiday, been slowly catching up on airing stuff since I got back

>>1852015

Okay, on one condition, it has to be in the bantamweight (135 lbs) division :^)

>>1852016

I haven't been posting much :c

You have PUBG though so maybe we can duo some time

>>1852020

pow!

subtle is so shy

it makes me w e t

>>1852020

Everyone's talking about you, run.

>>1852021

*stab*

>>1852020

TORYAHHH

FIYAAAA

COME ON

*BLIP BLIP BLIP*

MISHUN COMPREET

`

>>1852023

I would but I already did 13km today

>>1852025

Wth that's insane

That must be recent too since they only just started FPP leaderboards

Did it just go downhill from there?

pssh...nothing personnel... kid...

>>1852026

FPP was tracking stats the whole time, I haven't played a single game since they added leaderboards. I checked it a few days late too after they added leaderboards because of the hurricane

>>1852024

Who wants to see Ikaros/Blood-chan Cheating on Sonata? Someone be sure to share this