8a8bfd No.1850228
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
DPRK Best Korea Edition
cb20db No.1850240
Still waiting on the day that best Korea gives all my preps a purpose.
cb20db No.1850242
Anybody wanna join my militia, I need people proficient in Korean Russian and Chinese, with a knowledge of dialects, and preferably with the ability to teach.
de33c1 No.1850243
>>1850242
Grids I'm stressed and upset with myself
cb20db No.1850245
>>1850243
Might I ask, what has you feeling this way?
*hugs*
de33c1 No.1850246
>>1850245
I could have died and was unable to free myself or subdue my attacker
If I can't apply all the hours I've spent training and practicing into a real confrontation then am I really learning?
The only thing to blame is myself for being inneficient and unnacomplished
I have a headache and keep feeling the bad blood taste in my mouth and my tongue keeps running across the cut inside of my lip
8a8bfd No.1850248
I am going to formulate an international brigade in defense of the DPRK against imperialist capital and their puppets.
Glorious Socialist Sister Republic.
Tricking international capital into its fatal downfall.
Bring the Capitalist robberbarrons to the battlefield and watch as the people rise and proclaim the Global Soviet.
>>1850247
What has he done now?
4b614d No.1850249
>>1850242
I know weeabonese. Does that count?
950a54 No.1850250
>>1850248
The whole going in on Pewds for saying nigger, after having Idoobs on and saying niggerfaggot sooooo damn much. He also has said nigger before that if the many videos are proof of anything.
"But context!" he whined to his live stream today. ;3 It's fine for the jew to do as he wishes~
1a3212 No.1850251
who the fuck expects a uni grad to have a driving license?
8a8bfd No.1850252
>>1850250
Nah I saw that and I felt really annoyed at him. But then he was saying alot of things that I did agree with so I have mixed feelings. Mixed because I, like pewds, have screamed Nigger during a game over voicechat when presented with an unexpected situation which induces butthurt and confusion.
Plus I am a pewds fan. But also, as you probably know, I am a lover of H3H3.
My main shit was, like you, the whole iDubbz thing... How he went to such lengths to justify how iDubzzz wasn't racist or anything as it was "satire".
Another part of the mixed feelings is that I respect Ethan for his stance. Because he was saying this about someone who I would imagine he'd regard as a friend. So to keep himself objective and consistent(to a degree) is admirable.
Just seems a bit of a dick move to hammer Pewds so aggressively.
950a54 No.1850253
>>1850252
It's a jew move, he couldn't get much more out of Pewds so he threw him under the bus to virtue signal. Key factors "If you are saying it's just a word, you are probably white." and "We have to call in a token black guy to get his all knowing word on this!"
He is going down that path of sjw-hood. Complete with hypocrisy, virtue signalling and getting offended on the behalf of others for the better good.
Ethan might have been decent before, I don't know didn't watch him much, but it seems ever since around the time he defended the heck out of Jake Paul? He just keeps going down hill.
He should just stick to having fun on the podcasts and not be a fucking moron about things going on. That Rick calling that dumb church was a prime example of what Ethan should stick to.
74620a No.1850254
Can't believe we still don't have the flags back!
950a54 No.1850255
>>1850254
I just want Hu back~
950a54 No.1850257
>>1850256
Good! How is qtHu doing~?
013377 No.1850258
74620a No.1850259
>>1850257
I'm no framework, especially not qt!
But I'm fine, nice with some weekend again. How's you?
>>1850258
:D
013377 No.1850260
950a54 No.1850261
>>1850259
I'm doing pretty decent~
But yes you are totally a qt 3.14 , this much cannot be denied Hu. Never.
74620a No.1850262
>>1850260
*petpet*
>>1850261
That's great.
Nope, no framework, or a pie.
8a8bfd No.1850263
>>1850253
To be honest, I am finding the whole "You aren't allowed to have an opinion on this if you are white" the most anger inducing. Fuck people perpetuating the culture of white guilt.
The whole Jake [aul thing wasn't really him/and hila defending him, but moreover giving him a fair chance to get his point across. Which I find pretty honourable. They had done the same with Keemstar as well and have said they'd be willing to have Matt on after the whole lawsuit has passed under the bridge a bit.
I do not think he is going so much down the path of SJW'ness, I think that assertion is a pretty shortsighted anti-leftist sentiment. After all, people the week before had said that Ethan was of the Alt Right because of his near vitriolic stance ON SJWs. You know, after the whole Hugh Mungus/Hawaiiean girl incidents.
But, I do agree that it seems like they've thrown Felix under the bus. The same can be said of so many YouTubers who are all thinking "Boy, this can get me subs/like if I comment on this topic".
Whilst I do not think what pewds did was that big a deal, I do kind of see the point Ethan/CinnamonToastKen make where they say that YouTubers like themselves were invested in this issue because of their prior support of Pewds against the WSJ and other media outlets during the whole Anti-Semitism shitstorm.
End of the day, I agree with the point that Ethan made and that CTK made, you are a big youtuber, the biglyiest, you need to think before you say something. It is "alright" not so hoohar if I say it because ive not the influence or any reputation to effect.
BUT
As Ethan had said, rectifying him in my eyes, was his acceptance of his/felix's apology video. I think that was reconciliatory.
The Token Black Segment made me cringe. Mainly as I said, due to my annoyance that people go "Ur white, so ur not important, le priv fais".
Ironic, really, considering i'm of the far Left xD
cb20db No.1850264
>>1850246
Wait, you got attacked?!! Are you okay?
Look at it this way, at least you're working to give yourself more options for self defense, and it may not work out every time, but nothing ever does.
As long as you keep trying you'll keep improving, if anything you should use this failure as motivation to improve, remember the feeling and work to never feel it again.
de33c1 No.1850265
>>1850264
i typed out a big long paragraph earlier n the other thread I would lunk to it but my computer is going slow
Long story short I heard some lady calling for help and saying se was being harrassed so i went and confronted the guy and then he sucker punched me and knocked off my glasses and knocked me to the ground before I took him to the ground too but he got me into a RNchoke by stepping over me and I could hardly see anything in the darknes
So as soon as the choke got in I started tapping and the dumbass actually let go
Really, the fact of it all is because I'm not experienced enough to defend myself
I died today
in the seconds before I got socked in the face I was running through all these options in my mind and seeing where his hands and legs were and I was pretty dead set on breaking his shoulder
I I had been succesful in achieving back mount
I wouldn't have let go of the choke no matter how much he tapped
Obviously I wouldnt have killed him but he wouldnt be conscious
And hhonestly It's lucky that didn't happen to me
It's even stranger because normally I carry a knife on me but I didnt have my coat on which I carry it in
Which I suppose is even more lucky because all I could think of when I was getting choked was if only I could stab this guy in the face I could get out
My lip is sore from biting it as I fell
my elbow is sore from landing on it
but the only thing that is hurt is my ego
because from a fighting perspective
I dont deserve to be alive right now
and that's hard for me to accept and deal with and honestly I'm still very stressed about it
950a54 No.1850266
>>1850262
Totally are!! You cannot hide from the truth!
>>1850263
Eh, I don't trust shit from Ethan at this point. He said in the livestream I mentioned that he "talked to Pewds about the entire podcast before and after, Pewds had no clue why people were offended for him."
Ignoring that I doubt he did, he is literally trying to take the position of those calling him a hypocrite. Saying his fans are being offended for someone else, when that was literally the entire podcast.
I honestly would hazard to guess all this is the new Ethan after winning that lawsuit stroked his ego. Not saying anything against the win though, he was in the right in the lawsuit.
950a54 No.1850267
>>1850265
Bard. You won't always win every fight, especially when you get sucker punched. You are not weaker or anything for it and you certainly do deserve to be alive.
You did a good thing and he was a coward, quite clearly made an example by going after the woman and sucker punching.
950a54 No.1850269
>>1850268
Niggerfagggot*
Jeez, get ur shit rite, my man~
8a8bfd No.1850270
>>1850269
Do NOT oppress me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
950a54 No.1850272
>>1850270
I'mma oppress ur butteholl!
>>1850271
Mornin' Squash.
ce48c4 No.1850273
>>1850272
It is morning. Yes.
cb20db No.1850275
>>1850248
Oh yes, I would like to join this brigade.
Now tell me what are your plans to cause the downfall of capitalism pigs?
Please speak slowly and loudly, I'm a bit hard of hearing
*turns slightly so that left shoulder faces closer to you.*
>>1850265
Was he actively harassing her or could she have just left?
Was there any chance of you catching him off guard? Or was he aware of you as soon as you approached?
I have a gun, but if I use it, it'll cost me a lot in lawyer fees to convince 12 people it was my only option.
I also carry a knife, but it's in my left pocket so it's a little hard to get to.
8a8bfd No.1850277
>>1850275
CIA AGENT!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
74620a No.1850278
>>1850265
You're save though, that's good! And you did just save someone else, so don't feel bad in any way, please..
>>1850266
Am not hiding.
cb20db No.1850279
>>1850277
*Draws a makarov from an American flag holster under my jacket, and holds you at gun point*
Your move Tai Nee Diq!
0fcabc No.1850280
*Teleports behind you*
Nothing personnel kiddo
8a8bfd No.1850281
>>1850280
>>1850279
Omae wa mou shindeiru
cb20db No.1850282
*dodges your attack and laughs *
Huh you made me use 10%of my power.
de33c1 No.1850284
>>1850267
it's not so demoralising just losing
It's actually a strange matter of chance that Subtle linked me to an Eddie Alvarez clip earlier that was talking about how he lost to mcgregor and how it was alright because he still had his family and friends and everything he had before losing only a short time before it happened
but the fact that I was subdued so quickly by someone who likeley has little to no training
in less than 10 seconds I went from standing up to on the ground
I didn't feel the choke coming and couldn't get my chin down and it was too far in to roll out
>>1850275
I don't know what was happening really
So I was heading home from my friends place and I went to take a left and I heard a loud commotion
Lots of obscenities and yelling and I looked over and saw some shapes waving their arm around and
I mean I'm normally one to mind my own business so I kept going
had already made the turn left and was at least 60 or 70 feet away when this lady yells out to call the cops and she's being harrased and she started it out with a loud
"HEY" like she was trying to get my attention
At that point It would just be rude and bad karma for me not to help so I rode up next to the dude and tried to have a friendly demeanor to see whats up because honestly I thought this drunk chick was just being a bitch but he immediately was like
You need to fuckin turna round and leave
and so I got pretty pissed at that and I just kept saying
"excuse me?" or like
"i dont understand what you're saying"
Passive aggressive shit
When he started moving his face aggresively close to mine I looked down and started running through my options and my immediate first thought was a Tai Otoshi Hip Toss
but I'm not very experienced with the Little judo I knew and so I marked this out real quick because I dont know this guy and he was at least 30 or 35 and had weight and height on me
I glanced down again and I noticed his right leg was forward facing me and I had twitch to single leg take down and I was planning to establish a Gracie Mount to hold him down but
1. I didn't want to be the aggressor
and
2. I didn't know if he had a knife of not
he actually pulled something out of
either his pants leg or his back pocket
It was pretty big like a pool cue or something
he was brandishing it before he hit me but then he just threw it down on the ground and cold cocked me
I've never stabbed someone and I never want to
but when I was in that choke and I couldnt speak my mind was teling me I needed to get to my pocket and I needed to run it through his fucking face
have you ever had to stab or shoot someone?
>>1850278
I guess I do feel a little better about getting to help out the lady but
as soon as I tapped out I had to start finding my glasses and he went off in the same direction she did so hopefully I didn't just make shit worse
The cops came pretty quick within like 3 minutes when i hailed the passerby down to call them so I'm hopeful they found this guy before they got into it
It's likeley they're a couple so just walking away probably wouldn't have done much for her
74620a No.1850285
>>1850284
Probably "were" at this point..
*hugs*
de33c1 No.1850286
>>1850285
**huugs* ty hu chans
i sure hope so for her sake
950a54 No.1850287
>>1850273
Sleep well?
>>1850276
Emma was so great before. Rip.
>>1850278
So you are finally embracing your cuteness. Good to know.
>>1850284
Yeah, it doesn't take training to suckerpunch people and it's completely unfair a comparison to your ability. It would be almost the same as if he pulled a gun on you. Skill difference can disappear because of unfair advantage and it's not at all a speech upon your ability.
If you surprised even the best fighter with a decent sucker punch to the jaw? You have a fair chance of taking all control of the situation even untrained. It sucks but it's the unfortunate truth to fighting cowards, they will use advantages that have zero to do with ability yet are able to down even the best~
Shit is the worst. Either way, just know that you are a hero for trying to help regardless of how the piece of shit reacted. I hope you feel better, Bard. I really do.
74620a No.1850289
>>1850286
No matter what, it was still very brave of you
>>1850287
wow, no!
de33c1 No.1850290
>>1850287
Unlike what I used to always whine about I actually feel quite a bit of shame in myself for complaining about this
But holding it in was stressful
Still I know you're trying to cheer me up and be nice but to even pretend I was the hero here just makes it worse
The people I have to thank are the ones who I as able to flag down at the stop sign
And, ppossibly the police
*hugs* T I hank you for your kind words grids
And I Thank you for listening too
How much longer do you have to work?
8a8bfd No.1850291
The amount of alt right nazis in thread is sickening
74620a No.1850292
0fcabc No.1850293
There is no such thing as coward moves in a street fight. There's no referee to tell you what you can and can't do.
de33c1 No.1850294
>>1850293
Personally I agree
ce48c4 No.1850295
Communism is the only option.
950a54 No.1850296
>>1850288
Well fuck.
I hope next time is better. Any plans for the day~?
>>1850289
Wow, yes! Jeez Hu.
So mean.
>>1850290
I understand why you feel like you aren't, so much that it kinda hurts but it doesn't change the heroic act. I mean we all know how many people would simply turn a blind eye to what was going on.
In the same old story that we live in, of people being garbage people, you broke the mold. And I honestly don't care how it ended, for that alone I believe what I said about you. ^^ Still I won't dredge it any further, for you.
Just like I said, all I hope is that you feel better soon. You deserve to.
>>1850293
Just because it is not a rule doesn't make the end point of it being cowardly change~
74620a No.1850297
Flag text disappeared, huh
:thinking:
74620a No.1850298
F5 and flags are back. Seems they finally realized they accidentally https://8ch.net/static/flags/flags.png
>>1850296
I'm the meanest
439259 No.1850300
>8chan
>not being broken
wow
950a54 No.1850301
>>1850298
So... You are trying to get spanked?
Rly maeks u thunk.
>>1850299
Relaxing days, boring yet sometimes enjoyable.
Plus you can play some games or something too then. x3
74620a No.1850302
>>1850300
Hey man, sometimes things are broken.
One of my favourite ones is the Bumblebee incident https://github.com/MrMEEE/bumblebee-Old-and-abbandoned/commit/a047be85247755cdbe0acce6f1dafc8beb84f2ac
- rm -rf /usr /lib/nvidia-current/xorg/xorg
>>1850301
I don't want spanks ;-;
de33c1 No.1850303
Foudn a pic of my buddy and also Darwin's Pet
439259 No.1850304
>>1850302
Who needs /usr anyway
ce48c4 No.1850305
>>1850301
I'll probably play LoL or Mario.
8a8bfd No.1850306
8a8bfd No.1850307
anyway off to work. See you tomorrow
74620a No.1850308
>>1850304
>install Bumblee from PPA
>suddenly /usr/ is gone
:^)
Arch users don't. Then they got something they can spend their time on
439259 No.1850309
>>1850308
This is why you use Windows.
0fcabc No.1850310
Did i hear communism?
Someone will get freedomed here.
439259 No.1850311
Real communism has never been tried.
74620a No.1850312
>>1850309
This is why you stick to AMD
439259 No.1850314
>>1850312
>implying there are drivers
950a54 No.1850315
>>1850302
Hm. You give pets, then no spanks.
Deal?
>>1850305
Sounds like fun, which Mario doe?
74620a No.1850317
>>1850314
only the best :3
>>1850315
*pets and strokes your hair*
Deal~
f13b66 No.1850318
I started playing idle poring.
cb20db No.1850321
>>1850283
What is air?
>>1850284
I'd have kept my distance and called the cops,
And stood by and monitored the situation,
I wouldn't even trust that they aren't both in on it and just planning to mug me.
But if all of his attention is on her and he's assaulting her,if I didn't have my gun I would try to blindside him with a full bore drop kick to the head.
If I did have my gun, I would draw and shout something along the lines of "Stop, I have you at gun point, get down on the ground!!!!"
After 3 or so times shouting that, or if his attention shifts to me and he's undeterred
I like to think.
I'm running a fire drill on his ass, 1 to the head, 2 to the chest.
But as is the reality of the situation.
The trigger gets pulled until the magazine is empty,
At which point, I'm reloading, yelling at the girl to verify her safety and holding his dead or dying body at gunpoint until police arrive
Then I get to spend the next year or so of my life and a ton of money on the legal battle.
de33c1 No.1850324
>>1850321
That would have been the best Idea but I don't have a phone
Also we have a small town here and stuff like that is unheard of
if it was a larger city I would understand that.....
While having a gun must be a nice comforting defense
It also sounds likea huge liability
and honestly It's not fair that all that trouble must be gone through just to keep the peace
439259 No.1850325
>>1850324
Bring a gun next time.
Why no phone
0fcabc No.1850326
>not conceal carrying a barbeque stick and going john wick on his ass
de33c1 No.1850327
>>1850325
I don't have a gun liscense though....
aLSO I dont have a phone because I can stay in contact with everyone Ineed through the internet and It saves me like 60-`100 bucks a month
439259 No.1850328
>>1850327
> It saves me like 60-`100 bucks a month
what
just get a cheap phone and go prepaid or get a very cheap plan heck i pay 17 euro a month for plenty of data and sms and stuff
439259 No.1850329
>>1850327
Carry a gun illegally.
de33c1 No.1850330
>>1850328
the cheapest thing we have here is where you can buy like minutes
and that shit's expensive
>>1850329
if I had a gun i would kill somebody or myself lol
439259 No.1850331
>>1850330
Get an assault knife!
also wtf america
de33c1 No.1850333
>>1850331
Normally I Carry a knife but it was in my coat which I wasn't wearing uuu
3616f6 No.1850334
get an airsoft gun for intimidation
>inb4 you get a real gun pulled on u
3616f6 No.1850335
hey our flags are back after refreshing the page
439259 No.1850336
>>1850333
wow i dont wanna meet you in an alley
3616f6 No.1850338
>>1850337
sorry i wasnt lurking cuz i actually had a life at that moment
de33c1 No.1850339
>>1850334
Ive been training for the past year just so that I don't need to carry a gun or knife
but white belt knowledge obviously isn't enough
74620a No.1850340
>>1850338
Sounds fucking terrible
de33c1 No.1850341
>>1850336
are knives legal there?
3616f6 No.1850342
>>1850339
do you know whats better than ninjas?
ninjas with guns.
439259 No.1850343
>>1850338
is it "lol i cum" or "loli cum"?
74620a No.1850344
3616f6 No.1850345
>>1850340
yeah good thing i lied
i was actually playing vidya
>>1850342
the latter
3616f6 No.1850346
0fcabc No.1850347
Don't underestimate whitebelts. Mastering the basics is the fundamental key.
439259 No.1850348
>>1850341
uh probably not!
well, knifes as a weapon
>>1850346
but you can't gulp down loli cum
cb20db No.1850349
>>1850324
I trust no one, I even carry at home around the house.
I'm also a fan of vigilante justice, though myself and no one I know has been wronged enough for me to do anything.
What do ya say, I come visit you, and we track the guy down and shatter his ankles with a sledge hammer?
f13b66 No.1850350
Except whitebelt Karate since that's literally so basic that you learn it to get a white belt in everything else.
74620a No.1850351
>>1850345
Best way to spend time
3616f6 No.1850352
>>1850348
i cant do many things, but i can dream
>>1850351
nah its tiring i prefer watching anime
439259 No.1850353
what do people with a life do
de33c1 No.1850354
>>1850349
That'd be great
I'd be more than happy if the cops find him and bring him to justice though
Maybe I can even get some money out of it
74620a No.1850355
>>1850352
That sounds as horrible as having a life
439259 No.1850356
There'll be no crimes any more if everybody gets nuked.
74620a No.1850358
439259 No.1850359
My cousin is in Japan I hope Kim calms down.
74620a No.1850360
Why? Two nukes weren't enough
cb20db No.1850361
>>1850354
And I could get some irl bard cuddles...
I mean ju jitsu practice.
de33c1 No.1850362
>>1850361
if we ever meet up irl I would ejoy sparring you
cb20db No.1850363
>>1850362
I only know like locked arm takedowns though,
950a54 No.1850364
>>1850317
<3 You are the best, Huuuuu~
74620a No.1850365
>>1850364
Don't be so gay now~
3616f6 No.1850366
>>1850355
its way better than having a life you should try it sometime
74620a No.1850367
1a3212 No.1850368
>1050ti still isnt here
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
3616f6 No.1850370
>>1850367
have you ever watched it before?
74620a No.1850371
>>1850368
;_;
>>1850369
Should. Gay is bad
>>1850370
Dubbed and merely to waste time. Was better than depression
3616f6 No.1850372
74620a No.1850373
>>1850372
Pokémon, cause games
1a3212 No.1850374
next day delivery they said, were sorry for it not being in stock they said
950a54 No.1850375
>>1850371
I don't know, Hu feels pretty good...
I must ponder this.
3616f6 No.1850376
>>1850373
nigga dat doesnt count
74620a No.1850377
>>1850375
Nah, I feel bad mkay?
>>1850376
Then absolutely nothing in years
3616f6 No.1850379
>>1850377
What do you watch? Normie Netflix?
74620a No.1850380
>>1850378
no u!
>>1850379
lol, as if I pay to watch stuff.
I don't even watch anything... Like, I really don't. I don't have the attention span to. I get bored far too quickly of it and I'd much rather play Runescape
f13b66 No.1850382
This idle game just makes me want to play actual Ragnarok Online.
Especially because they don't have half the base classes, and I don't think they have any of the expanded base classes.
3616f6 No.1850383
>>1850380
But like don't you need something while eating
74620a No.1850384
>>1850381
Never
>>1850383
Usually I'm eating in the kitchen with brother. If not, I'm just posting in thread, so nope, need nothing
ac378f No.1850385
Good morning everyone!! hope you're having a lovely day.
d4edcb No.1850386
tfw you're roaming the wastes with your entourage of castrated and chained child slaves ready to kill for a handful of drinkable water and you mutter under your breath something critical about trumps handling of the Korean nuclear situation and one of your fuckboys calls you a cuck
f13b66 No.1850387
>>1850386
I hope you punished that fuck slave???
74620a No.1850388
>>1850385
Hope you slept well
d4edcb No.1850389
>>1850385
my face isn't bleeding today like it was yesterday. just my heart.
hope you're doing good too.
3616f6 No.1850390
>>1850384
What if you get bored?
74620a No.1850391
>>1850390
Then I'll just play some other games like Civilization, one of the truck simulators, old psx or ps2 games through an emulator or old good games through Wine
3616f6 No.1850392
>>1850391
How is driving a truck fun
74620a No.1850393
>>1850392
That's the response anyone who plays get games get from someone who doesn't. Then they try it, and it turns out they too like it.
It's difficult to explain, but it's just really, really chill, enjoyable and relaxing. It's amazing
b97a1e No.1850395
>>1850385
sinni only furries post ankha
beware the furfag curse
ac378f No.1850397
>>1850388
I slept great yo, got all my sheets washed and my cat didn't sneeze on my face to wake me up today!
>>1850389
What happened yesterday that your face was bleeding?? Also I'm sorry your hearts hurt yo.
>>1850395
Shut up gay >:C
3616f6 No.1850398
>>1850393
What are the highlights of it? Can you run over deer or cause huge accidents?
b97a1e No.1850399
>>1850397
I hope shamrock bites your nose, nerd
d4edcb No.1850400
>>1850397
i was scratching it. it's an anxiety thing.
thank you about the hearts. i'm sure they'll be okay though so don't worry too bad.
ac378f No.1850401
>>1850399
Leave he be :C
>>1850400
Do your best, we're here to support you!!
b97a1e No.1850402
>>1850400
my therapist gave me a balloon filled with playdough to keep my hands occupied cuz I kept picking my fingers bloody
makes you feel like an autist but it seems to help a good bit, try it out
>>1850401
im gonna make a shamrock folder to avatar as :3c
put on a bully persona because he a bully
ac378f No.1850403
>>1850402
I'll provide the pics yo, make him a world famous bully.
ce48c4 No.1850404
Holy god. The one day the weather breaks and it's getting hot we decide to haul tree limbs.
I see two of my favorite faggots posting.
ac378f No.1850405
>>1850404
Sounds satanic. I hope your days been going good regardless?
ce48c4 No.1850406
>>1850405
I don't mind. It won't be but 4 more loads.
ac378f No.1850407
>>1850406
QQ I wish I could be half as hard working
b97a1e No.1850408
>>1850403
I have like 40 saved on my phone already but they're like
scattered around my gallery over the last 8 months lol
>>1850404
good mornin' bud
I see you're spending your time hauling loads of faggots :^)
ce48c4 No.1850409
>>1850407
I live in waking agony.
>>1850408
Wow. And talking to one too.
ce48c4 No.1850410
Also
>Guero using Yans furry meme
1a3212 No.1850411
>hurt neck OHPing in the morning
>graphics card is late
>had to pay rent on a place ive been served notice on
today is gay tbh
b97a1e No.1850412
>>1850409
I'm only a little bit gay
I'd kiss george but only if he shaves that horrible scruff
>>1850410
IT'S A GOOD MEME NO MATTER WHO MADE IT
ce48c4 No.1850413
>>1850412
And yet you wouldn't smooch me.
How awful.
439259 No.1850415
why the f am i getting aussie spam
b97a1e No.1850416
>>1850413
you're too manly
cursed with the reality of being conventionally handsome instead of being a cuteboi
ce48c4 No.1850417
>>1850416
Why fucking live?
d4edcb No.1850418
>>1850401
do you have any draw requests
i'm getting bored of nude figures
ce48c4 No.1850420
I want this, but as a futa.
ac378f No.1850421
>>1850418
Draw something cute, animal crossing characters maybe? It feels like an uwu kinda day?
74620a No.1850422
>>1850396
*enjoys*
>>1850397
Aww, cat loves you, that's cute
>>1850398
You can drive for hours without anything happening and then the AI makes a fuckup causing adrenaline to run through your whole body
d4edcb No.1850423
>>1850420
this is one of those things i'm going to have to justify to the police some day isn't it
3616f6 No.1850425
>>1850422
what you fooded?
9e8da3 No.1850426
>>1850423
Hey loco do you remember how a couple days ago I said no one close to me had died
d4edcb No.1850428
>>1850426
are you going to say that I'm dead to you?
If not, do you want to talk? I'm here if you need me, sweetie.
9e8da3 No.1850430
>>1850428
It's okay, he wasn't close but I knew him at least
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41277930
3616f6 No.1850431
>>1850429
what kind of foodings?
cb20db No.1850432
>>1850430
That sucks, how'd you know him?
950a54 No.1850433
>>1850429
Don't make me gay you.
d4edcb No.1850434
>>1850430
Posting my futa emoji would feel innappropriate now.
cb20db No.1850435
>>1850424
Mornin sunshine.
74620a No.1850436
>>1850431
cordon bleu, fries and sauce
>>1850433
okay, please don't
950a54 No.1850437
>>1850436
Viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiictory!
3616f6 No.1850438
>>1850436
eww who puts cheese on their meat?
you eat fries for dinner?
f13b66 No.1850439
>>1850438
Canadians put cheese curds and gravy on their fries.
And it's fucking amazing.
74620a No.1850440
>>1850437
*petpet*
>>1850438
In, actually~
And I don't know, you never had a cheese burger? Or lasagna? Or pasta bolognese?
9e8da3 No.1850441
>>1850432
Elder brother of one of my school/football friends
3b2560 No.1850442
>>1850438
Are you even American? Get out of here you fucking Commie.
74620a No.1850443
3616f6 No.1850448
>>1850439
i said meat not fries
>>1850440
if im eating a burger im not ruining the meat in it with cheese
also i dislike all pasta
>>1850442
im not a fat one
3b2560 No.1850449
>>1850443
Don't sympathize with him. He's probably a terrorist.
d4edcb No.1850450
>>1850446
here's the more finished version
i'm only posting it so it exists somewhere after i scrub it from my laptop
3b2560 No.1850452
>>1850448
Nor am I. You're probably one of those little twinks that looks like a stick.
3616f6 No.1850453
>>1850452
yup pmuch
i also dont go outside
74620a No.1850454
>>1850447
*bullies*
>>1850448
goddamn weeb you are
>>1850449
nah, impossible. Fairly positive he's not a muslim
>>1850451
:3
ce48c4 No.1850455
>>1850450
I want him inside me.
950a54 No.1850456
>>1850454
Any plans for the weekend~?
3b2560 No.1850457
>>1850453
Disgusting.
>>1850454
I think they come in other forms too.
d4edcb No.1850458
when you see a drawfag posting futa on male fanart on /co/ and it's the fucking ducktales storyboard revisionist 👌
74620a No.1850459
>>1850456
Read and runescape, that's about all.
What about you?
>>1850457
Nah, they don't
3b2560 No.1850460
>>1850459
Are you sure? Is learning English mandatory in Denmark?
74620a No.1850461
>>1850460
Taught since first-grade now I believe
3b2560 No.1850462
>>1850461
Yours is bretty good.
74620a No.1850463
>>1850462
Please, don't lie now
950a54 No.1850464
>>1850459
Hm. Unsure really, maybe try pubg some more.
Try to write again, as per normal~
3b2560 No.1850465
>>1850463
I never lie. I don't have any more lewds of her to share with you.
441354 No.1850466
Don't worry, he's got lewds for days.
74620a No.1850468
>>1850464
Both sounds good, unless you got writer's block again
>>1850465
That's okay~
Just happens the lewd pics are often the cutest ones too.
>>1850466
hush!
3b2560 No.1850469
>>1850466
I believe you.
>>1850467
I don't believe you.
>>1850468
Post lewds, I'm kind of horny.
439259 No.1850470
I miss Feku's tight boi hole.
3b2560 No.1850472
>>1850470
I believe you.
>>1850471
I love it when you talk dirty to me, daddy.
441354 No.1850473
>>1850469
Good, here's one of him IRL.
950a54 No.1850474
>>1850468
It's died off a fair bit but it still lingers somewhat. Getting caught every few paragraphs.
74620a No.1850475
>>1850472
wow!
>>1850473
Why would you do this? ;_;
441354 No.1850476
>>1850475
I wanna see if he still believes me.
3b2560 No.1850477
>>1850473
The face and slight hint of a mustache turns me off.
>>1850475
You started it.
74620a No.1850478
>>1850474
bleh, it should stay away forever!
>>1850476
ah.. Guess we'll see
>>1850477
I didn't do anything ;-;
3b2560 No.1850479
>>1850478
Hush and keep posting lewds at me, slut.
441354 No.1850480
>>1850477
Ah, well rip. He really does try desperately to hang onto the few masculine features he does have though.
>>1850478
I tried.
3b2560 No.1850481
And no, I didn't believe you.
439259 No.1850482
why Verstappen always drift
3616f6 No.1850483
950a54 No.1850484
>>1850478
It should and you should stay around forever!
3b2560 No.1850485
>>1850480
I don't know either of you basically at all so I will take your word for it.
441354 No.1850486
>>1850481
>>1850485
He does have a really similar body though. He could pull it off.
74620a No.1850487
>>1850479
You're the submissive slutty boy
>>1850480
My beard has some red in it, of course I like it!!
>>1850482
poor racer
>>1850484
Can't. Need sleep too
439259 No.1850488
>>1850487
and he's stuck with honda next season lmaoooooooooooooo
3b2560 No.1850489
>>1850486
Do you look at his body regularly?
>>1850487
The opposite, really. I don't mind playing the switch sometimes though.
950a54 No.1850490
>>1850487
Sleep is okay but no going forever.
74620a No.1850491
>>1850488
Nippon cars are the worst.
Almost as bad as the French
>>1850489
lol, nobody believes you~
74620a No.1850492
>>1850490
We'll all sleep forever eventually, might as start now
3b2560 No.1850494
>>1850491
That won't make it any less true. That picture isn't lewd at all.
439259 No.1850495
>>1850491
Honda engine supplier though McLaren is quite the Hitler impeding engine development it seems.
3b2560 No.1850496
>>1850493
Should I be jealous? You apparently like Aqua though so your tastes might be shit.
441354 No.1850497
>>1850496
Nah I just like to bully him.
Sounds like you wouldn't know what you're missing anyway.
74620a No.1850498
>>1850494
whoops
>>1850495
o-oh. Wouldn't know here, not really keeping up with the sport
3b2560 No.1850499
>>1850497
I don't actually mind Aqua, I just wanted to see how you would react.
Megumin was best girl though.
>>1850498
Good boy.
74620a No.1850500
>>1850499
>Megumin was best girl though.
3b2560 No.1850501
>>1850500
I approve.
I'm right, right?
3616f6 No.1850503
>>1850502
you should watch it and know
3b2560 No.1850505
74620a No.1850506
3616f6 No.1850507
>>1850504
why not? you have a lot of free time if you're here.
3b2560 No.1850508
>>1850506
It's a pretty enjoyable show. You would probably know whether or not you would like it within the first two or three episodes.
74620a No.1850509
>>1850507
I'd rather be here
>>1850508
I already know I don't really like watching things
3616f6 No.1850510
3b2560 No.1850512
>>1850509
Just anime or all shows?
9e8da3 No.1850514
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>1850510
This is free 123pp go do it
3b2560 No.1850516
>>1850513
What about movies?
74620a No.1850517
>>1850516
Would rather play a game
3616f6 No.1850518
>>1850514
but thats cuz SS
it wouldnt give me anything cuz i suck at acc on the part where they spam sliders
9e8da3 No.1850519
>>1850518
But they're sliders, there's no acc :c
3616f6 No.1850521
>>1850519
its just too fast for me im 2 slow
>>1850520
gn i hope you dream anime
013377 No.1850522
808a5b No.1850523
Sliders are the easiest part though.
3616f6 No.1850526
>>1850523
normal sliders yeah
but when they stack them and make it go fast i suck
cb13bb No.1850530
>>1850529
why are you posting her?
013377 No.1850531
>>1850530
I dunno, just am
013377 No.1850535
>>1850534
I don't know, I just do. I can post this one instead though
cb13bb No.1850536
>>1850535
if only she wasnt soo..... blue
013377 No.1850537
>>1850536
She's usually not so blue
ce48c4 No.1850538
cb13bb No.1850539
>>1850537
i want other color!
>>1850538
dont die
ce48c4 No.1850540
>>1850539
*Baba be da dum dies*
d4edcb No.1850541
he's just a blue guy
living in a blue world
cb13bb No.1850542
441354 No.1850543
And everything he sees is blue
d4edcb No.1850544
==I'M BLUE DABABEBDEBEABIE==
==DABAEBEBDIDEI DBEIDBEIAI==
f13b66 No.1850545
>>1850544
Header markers go before all else.
d4edcb No.1850546
>>1850545
they'll go up your ass in a second
439259 No.1850547
f13b66 No.1850548
>>1850546
You shouldn't threaten me with a good time.
439259 No.1850549
cb20db No.1850551
>>1850544
You listen up here is the storey about a little guy that lives in a blue world.
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside.
d4edcb No.1850552
BA ABA BIE BABA DIE EI
BAB DEB ABDBEI BIE
cb13bb No.1850555
>>1850550
whites, oranges, purples, golds, blondies,
f13b66 No.1850556
White Rose is tbh best otp of RWBY
cb20db No.1850558
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
It's
Dabadee dabadie guys
It wasn't even their best song, this was it's about erping online.
f13b66 No.1850561
>>1850560
They really are the best for each other.
cb20db No.1850563
I do life the crimson snow.
f13b66 No.1850566
>When Ruby impregnates Weiss
...
Somehow
3616f6 No.1850567
cb20db No.1850569
>>1850566
She obviously used crescent rose and dust to do it.
cb13bb No.1850570
cb20db No.1850572
>>1850570
Are we sharing a colour right now luka?
cb13bb No.1850573
cb20db No.1850574
>>1850573
Don't you see the colour square before our names?
3616f6 No.1850575
>>1850568
i cant bring myself to fap to hibiki
013377 No.1850577
>>1850573
:D
>>1850575
Good. You'd have to be a monster to do that
f13b66 No.1850578
>>1850574
>>1850576
The colour square is synonymous to the ID colours on the web client.
f13b66 No.1850579
>web client
I've been playing too many games, heck.
cf40de No.1850580
These No Man's Sky updates actually make the game look pretty neat
still not buying it unless it's 50% off or more tho
cb20db No.1850581
>>1850576
The colour is on our id's.
My app separates them.
ce48c4 No.1850582
>Flashing rank 6 mastery on a champ in ARAM
cb13bb No.1850583
>>1850577
meow
>>1850578
>>1850581
my id color is one shade darker
cb13bb No.1850584
ce48c4 No.1850585
>>1850584
Yeah. Just got out of a game.
Watching a video about supporting right now.
Hop on if you want.
cb20db No.1850586
>>1850583
They're all so close, we should start a gang.
cb13bb No.1850587
>>1850586
lol
all our ids are a shade of pink
and start with the letter c
>>1850585
anything special in that support vid? or just the usual?
cb20db No.1850588
>>1850587
>the pink Cunts
Is our gang name.
cb13bb No.1850589
cb20db No.1850590
>>1850580
>>1850582
You guys are part of mine and Lukas gang now.
ce48c4 No.1850591
>>1850590
Can I fuck dogs in the gang?
cb20db No.1850592
>>1850591
And shit diaoers.
e9ab28 No.1850594
pls don't associate luka with lewd things. she is pure
cb20db No.1850596
>>1850592
I will never understand auto correct.
Diapers*
e9ab28 No.1850597
why would it autocorrect to diaoers lol
cb20db No.1850598
>>1850594
And I'm the pope, big woop.
e9ab28 No.1850599
>>1850598
what are you implying here
cb20db No.1850600
>>1850597
I don't know, it auto corrected fucking to dicking the other day, mine does weird shit.
3616f6 No.1850601
>>1850577
ikazuchi tho is w/e ill fap to it
cb20db No.1850602
>>1850599
That no one on /animus/ is pure.
e9ab28 No.1850603
>>1850600
use a computer like a man
e9ab28 No.1850604
>>1850602
i donno like there's a lot of kissless virgins i bet
cb20db No.1850605
>>1850603
That requires me to have a screen big enough for a piece of shit 11 year old to see everything I look at.
cb20db No.1850606
>>1850604
And Luka of all people in your opinion is one of them?
Nice.
f13b66 No.1850607
>>1850593
The handle expansion should have just been spring locked on the same switch, tbh.
I guess I see why she didn't, though.
e9ab28 No.1850608
>>1850605
who would that be? and lol yeah you don't want to reveal your sick fetishes too early
could really scar a kid
>>1850606
everyone wants
no one can touch
it's like an analogy for life really
e9ab28 No.1850609
i don't even think i would reveal half of what i fap to my older brother even
e9ab28 No.1850610
e9ab28 No.1850611
cb20db No.1850612
>>1850607
It's quite the creation and it makes me happy.
>>1850608
My dad's girlfriends son, he will literally just walk into my room like he owns the place.
You can't even have Luka.
>>1850609
I've started posting anything and everything on my phone here and lewd.
e9ab28 No.1850613
>>1850612
is it kinda at that point where you don't really want to get too connected cause you're not sure how long it will last?
and i think one day luka and i will get married and have children together tbh
but maybe just have like one kid
and then adopt an asian baby so she can stay in tune with her weebness
013377 No.1850614
Are people fighting for Luka now?
013377 No.1850615
cb20db No.1850616
>>1850613
No, it's probably gonna work out maybe, I just don't like him.
You sound like the perfect partner for Luka, how did I not see it before?
cb20db No.1850617
>>1850614
No, Luka is a kissless virgin and TP will merry her.
e9ab28 No.1850618
>>1850614
>>1850615
for sure
she's like top waifu right now
khv?
kissless hugless?
that isn't even possible lol
>>1850616
i guess at this point you don't really have to like him huh
e9ab28 No.1850619
cb20db No.1850621
013377 No.1850622
>>1850618
It's not possible? AM I impossible?
e9ab28 No.1850623
>>1850621
yo the other night i read something about you calling me shit to get me riled up?
what's that all about
e9ab28 No.1850624
>>1850622
wait so
like
besides your sister or mother
you haven't hugged a girl?
wait you have got to be at least mostly gay though
never hugged a dude?
i'm so lost
cb20db No.1850625
>>1850623
Remember, I used to do that when you were lurking to get you to post.
e9ab28 No.1850626
>>1850625
ooooohhh i thought you meant like when i was posting
because like there are a few people that try to just "play with me" when i'm posting
and you're not really one of them i don't think
shows you how much i've matured
i was lurking and saw that post and didn't say anything
013377 No.1850627
>>1850624
What's so hard to believe about that?
e9ab28 No.1850628
>>1850627
are you like homeschooled?
how have you like not been to any sort of social function at all?
not even like 3rd cousins or shit
?
cb20db No.1850629
>>1850626
I really wasn't calling you out for anything specific though, and I figured you were lurking.
e9ab28 No.1850630
>>1850629
i kinda figured that to
oh well
gonna run to the liquor store
brb in 14 minutes
e9ab28 No.1850631
cb20db No.1850632
>>1850630
Not having literally gallons of liquor stocked at all times, what a pleb.
013377 No.1850633
>>1850628
No, I went to a public school with girls and guys. I don't have any third cousins. Or second cousins for that matter
e9ab28 No.1850634
>>1850630
based 14 min trip
cf40de No.1850635
>>1850634
I don't have to drive more than 2 minutes to get my liquor
based drive through liquor stores
e9ab28 No.1850636
there was this mexican chick giving free samples of tecate
i was like "sure why not. kinda a weird thing to give samples of"
then she put some lime and salt in it
and i was like
"you know what. you just convinced me. i'm getting tecate"
apparently there's a fight tomorrow
i think it's also some mexican holiday
>>1850632
hey at least i can keep my leftovers from one weekend until the next weekend
that used to be impossible
but keeping booze stocked would be a
BAD
idea
>>1850633
this is really sad DOA
where do you live
maybe someone here can give you a hug for fucks sake
e9ab28 No.1850637
>>1850635
there's one of those by my grandma's in ohio
like you pull into this garage thing and they fill you up
kinda blew my mind
013377 No.1850639
>>1850636
I don't need hugs from others, and barely from my mother
I've been without for 22 years, why start now?
e9ab28 No.1850640
>>1850639
you don't desire any human contact at all?
you must like humans a bit since you attentionwhore on chans
013377 No.1850641
>>1850640
Not especially.
I come here to get the human interaction that humans sort of need, not much more
e9ab28 No.1850642
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
lol trent reznor was cray
it's funny how like effects in the 90s we thought looked based
and now we're like oh man how did we even deal with these cgi
cb20db No.1850643
>>1850636
Shorty room mates?
Keep it in a locked cabinet.
Or bad for you?
It can't be that bad, I'm still alive after half a 5th a day for about a month straight.
e9ab28 No.1850644
>>1850641
i get it kinda
like fulfill the bare minimum that a human actually needs to stay somewhat sane
e9ab28 No.1850645
>>1850643
i've had my drinking believe it or not pretty under control lately
and having a ton of alcohol all the time wouldn't be good
i don't fully trust myself
having a couple beers in the fridge isn't bad though cause then i just drink them on my worst day of the week
some a bowl or three
and be done with it
013377 No.1850646
>>1850644
I'm also relatively certain none of the Leaf posters are near me anyway
Essentially, yes
e9ab28 No.1850647
e9ab28 No.1850648
>>1850646
yeah and the canadiennes are notorious elusive
i bet 10x would make the trip
e9ab28 No.1850649
013377 No.1850650
>>1850648
One of them is across the country, are there any others?
I don't think any of them would make the trip. Not worth it tbh
e9ab28 No.1850652
>>1850650
yeah probably not
you speak french like wishy?
that's hot
cb20db No.1850653
>>1850645
If you have found the way to maintain yourself good, so, how much you drinking tonight?
e9ab28 No.1850654
>>1850653
a bottle of wine
check
a case of beer
that's like my perfect friday level
give or take a few beers
013377 No.1850655
>>1850652
Yeah, I speak French. I went to French school
cb20db No.1850656
>>1850654
Just finished a tequila and cranberry, idk what next, thinking fireball.
e9ab28 No.1850658
>>1850655
that's really cool
i find french colonials hilarious for some reason
especially like blacks that speak french?
a real hoot
>>1850656
damn bro you're going hard
i like it
de33c1 No.1850659
You are the smoldering vessel of punishment born to do nothing but justify us
give us your empathy we’ll give you lust
let yourself go my son time to grow up
give up your childish obsession with questioning anything we don't tell you is irrelevant everything you've ever been is replaced by the metal and fire of the weapon you clutch
e9ab28 No.1850660
like i post and it says 100 percent for days
then i refresh and it it there
maybe i should start t-mobile posting like griddelz
65f63b No.1850662
Teeps are you a full-time alcoholic or just Fridays nowadays
cb20db No.1850663
>>1850658
Nevermind, I'm having watermelon juice and rum.
>>1850660
Mobil posting is easy.
>>1850659
I love you bard!.
e9ab28 No.1850666
>>1850662
i've only been drinking on fridays for like two years newfaf lol
>>1850663
we should get some tiny going later
e9ab28 No.1850667
>>1850666
gonna reboot i think i got a virus from streaming illegally
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013377 No.1850669
>>1850658
I don't know what's funny about blacks speaking French
One thing I have noticed is that, the way we learned to talk in French apparently are not okay to say in English?
We just kind of straight up say "that black guy" which is apparently not an okay thing to do
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ce48c4 No.1850671
>When you aren't someones waifu