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>>1875664

People do it all the time

>>1875667

I find they're awkward to eat

yiff me daddy

i discovered incels today

new threads are the worst

>>1875708

nope

you just bite and chew and then you swallow

>>1875711

What's an incel?

>>1875714

"involuntarily celibate"

>>1875711

rip in pieces cheap thrills

Incels is a support group for people who lack romantic relationships and sex, but mostly geared towards those lacking a girlfriend or seeking marriage.

>>1875717

chew!!!

>>1875719

CX

>>1875718

>>1875715

Seems like a pity grab term for someone who can't get laid.

*grabs your pity*

>>1875724

You already have my pity.

>>1875722

it does

just chew it~

>>1875727

mmm yes

Yes let me wallow in it~

>>1875728

You would use it.

>>1875730

*hugs*

>>1875716

yeah sadly

>>1875723

its a mindset

>>1875730

You will receive an endless stream of it from me.

>>1875733

When they call it involuntary, it makes it seem like they're saying it's not their fault. Like they have a disease or something.

>>1875735

But what if you just found out about it and its an embarrassing thing to admit?

>>1875733

You're my incel <3

>>1875733

What do you even do there? Do they set you up with random people or is it more of a confidence building thing?

>>1875736

https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/top/

take a look

>>1875738

suck my cock whore

>>1875739

where?

>>1875740

Tinder isn't exactly the same as a support group.

>>1875734

Devour

>>1875741

>>1875741

>take a look

I read that in the obnoxious singular vendor voice from Skyrim where it's just "TAKE A LOOK" in a snarky voice.

Fuck you for getting that stuck in my head.

>>1875736

and what doYOU get out of this?

>>1875744

Try not to drown.

>>1875744

Consume

>>1875745

good girl

>>1875746

:3c

>>1875741

This is so very sad and so very pathetic...

>>1875751

feast~

>>1875751

girls are gross anyways.

CX

>>1875750

>>1875752

That should be either a tagline or banner for this place.

>>1875752

its something

>>1875755

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295074484057014272/368227386187055105/tumblr_oxbnxaFdcL1w22gauo1_1280.png

>>1875758

EUGH

>>1875757

god dammit

take the support group

>>1875747

Feel less bad about myself by looking down on you.

>>1875756

I want to disagree, but I can't.

>>1875759

*kissu*

>>1875757

>Never had a GF

You could always get Luka. Ignore the beard and he'll be a yuri~ puri~ GF for you.

>>1875761

you and me we're like two peas of a feather

>>1875762

>>1875764

>>1875761

Well I think you are both great!

>>1875757

it's possible

>>1875766

Your lies cannot comfort me.

>>1875766

You will not deceive me

<3 george <3

>>1875768

>>1875769

Have I ever lied to either of you?

>>1875771

probably.

<3 lizzie <3

<3 Blood chan <3

>>1875752

That's what I think every time I see this place.

>>1875772

Likely, truth be told, but the important thing is that I am not lying now.

>>1875775

You can't run from your feelings forever.

>>1875777

Tsuchi beat you to that joke.

>>1875779

How am I supposed to trust you after admitting to being a liar?

>>1875781

Because if I were expecting to pass a lie by you, the first thing I would do wouldn't be to tell you that I have lied to you in the past. That would be a poor tactical choice.

>>1875774

picture of you after severe damage to your brain cells

>>1875775

your teeth are stronger

>>1875781

I'm not joking.

>>1875786

we know....

>>1875784

hm

>>1875782

And then it makes it worse.

>>1875789

>>1875791

>>1875787

Get wrecked, faggot.

>>1875793

>>1875792

lewd

>>1875795

>>1875797

hey dallas

Jorge. How are ya?

>when more furries keep appearing

>>1875801

no

>>1875802

S-sorry

>>1875802

Where?

>>1875804

I'm going to get you neutered

:V

>>1875805

See >>1875807

>>1875808

I'm NOT A FURRY!!!!!!!!11

>>1875800

am in skool noaw

>>1875809

You've been online for hours. You could have joined at any time instead of waiting till the second after it died.

>>1875811

I remember hearing something to that effect somewhere along the line, CS or something programming, yeah? I know that's pretty popular these days and still has a lot of momentum. Though all this tells me what you're doing- Not how you're doing.

>>1875813

yeah compooper science

im doing okay

was diagnosed as bipolar

>>1875812

</3

it's only 3pm tho

why's everythign ded sooo early?

When's Sibbi getting a fursuit?

bruh

>>1875815

your clock is off lukie

it's 5 p.m

>>1875815

I mean I was in the call for like 6 hours or something.

And it's 5 here.

>>1875822

Master RACE

>>1875823

oh hey bloodchan how did that retarded drama go down anyway

>>1875821

nope ;~;

>>1875822

only 5pm where you and bard live together?!

:thinking baka emote:

lewd.

be in moar calls! :D

>>1875814

Well the former is good to hear, if not the latter. Getting it pinned down pretty well though, right? I know that's a particular bitch to deal with, especially if you're embarking on something with any ambitions ala higher education.

My secret is finally out

I

am actually

test

>>1875827

yeah i also have a woman now.

>>1875825

I'm Ikarous, not Blood-chan.

Sonata didn't even care about the drama and we ended up cybering last night, I'm talking to him on the phone now

>>1875830

oh my mistake

hey bloodchan tell him i say hi.

>I'm Ikarous, not Blood-chan.

If I were to make dumb shit like this a bannable offense how should I phrase the ban reason

>I'm ikarous, not Blood-chan

>>1875828

But if you're me...

Then WHO'S DRIVING THE PLANE?

Banned for "Not as cute as Emma"

>>1875834

>>1875829

>females

Gross.

>>1875837

yea vaginas amirite?

>>1875835

>>1875831

He said hi back, he'll probably drop by tonight, but he's always busy with work.

>>1875832

Please excuse my split personality, I know we're the same person but it doesn't feel that way to me. How are you?

>>1875833

Huh?

Bully...

>>1875838

>>1875840

im so excited

>>1875841

>>1875839

Hi Christopher-kun ^w^

>>1875840

lul xd so psycho

>>1875838

Literally a hatchet wound, my dude. If you're into hatchet wounds that's what you dig but damn man.

>>1875840

I didn't know you were pretending to have a split personality.

>>1875843

Evening

You doing alright today?

Test, can I be banned for not being as cute as Emma?

>>1875845

well she has a cute butthole too so...

>>1875845

:O

Fake engine!!!

>>1875842

Why? Do you want some tea?

>>1875844

Don't call me that.

How are you, Alchemist?

>>1875846

I'm the nice one <3

>>1875851

yeah im parched

>>1875848

I'm too impartial for this, I'll just have to get rid of all of you.

>>1875847

I can't complain too much, things seem to be getting better.

How about yourself?

>>1875838

Like seriously though, an actual woman, yeah? Not like a "has a cock n balls but it's a feminine penis" type woman?

>>1875855

its an itty bitty clitty

>>1875856

SHUT!!

>>1875849

Well I mean girl butthole is passable I suppose- Just a shame what it's attached to.

>>1875850

That is shocking. I am shocked. I would never have expected that. Never. Not ever.

>>1875852

I don't know much about tea but the stuff he bought for me was pretty good

>>1875853

The objectively best course of action.

If everyone is banned then no one can complain that you're picking favourites.

Just ban all trannies.

>>1875857

>>1875858

shes my little princess~!

>>1875851

I don't know whether you're nice or not. I will take your word for it I suppose.

>>1875858

it look like an engine!

but it's all just electricity!!!

:^)

>>1875854

Better in that the situation's resolving itself or that you're coping well enough?

I'm the same as ever. Got a couple days off for fall break since midterms are over, so that's nice I suppose.

>>1875860

No one could complain about anything.

It would be so nice.

>>1875856

And another mystery gets solved, damn I'm good at this whole "basic pattern recognition" thing. How the fuck did this happen, anyway?

Dallas you fucker.

>>1875866

And all it takes is a bit of admin abuse.

>>1875862

Judging by this line of conversation I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that they're a voyeur too. Either that or you're having too much fun with the novelty of this whole shebang.

>>1875866

That it's resolving itself I suppose. Nothing is certain yet but it seems like there's a good outcome and I have #FaithAge

Oh? How do you think you did on them? Obvi rocked them, right?

>>1875864

Howdy.

>>1875865

It's a photoshop.

>>1875868

>>1875871

but for real its a meme. she has a pussy

we were talking a lot and one thing led to another and now i own her

little of both

>>1875863

I like to think I'm the nicest person I know

>>1875864

Dallas Cowboys

>>1875869

>>1875875

Do you know any nice people?

>>1875873

are you in texas?

is your name the meme of your city?

I swear to heck if I'm not banned I'm going to disappointed in our poor, partial, abusive admin.

>>1875874

So is this like an inside out wiener pussy or...? Cuz see, I remember the last "totally a grill guys" in the threads and I've been doubly skeptical since.

But hey, I ain't the type to judge you see, least you've found a way to amuse yourself.

>>1875877

Where I live? There's not many. You seem nice though...

>>1875872

Good luck

Yeah A's it felt like. But I guess I can't be sure yet.

I'm gonna go pick up dinner. Later.

>>1875878

Yes, I am in Texas. No, the meme is that I have a brother named Austin.

>>1875880

could be a really good snip job

what've you been up to

>>1875885

I'm not gonna cry.

>>1875884

you live in dallas

he lives in austin

your parents named you after citys

why

>>1875887

what, it's a nice pussy is all im saying

jesus

>>1875889

>>1875890

>>1875883

Thanks, I appreciate it :3

Oh wow, you're so smart~

Enjoy!

>>1875882

I'm not particularly nice.

>>1875891

>>1875894

shush

>>1875881

And a fine hello to you, madam.

>>1875885

Ah fuck, undigging a nice big fuckoff hole there for a little while- Once I got that under control I have fastidiously returned to my studies and in doing so generally become a giant boring fuck. Hell I hardly do anything these days because I don't have shut-in fucking NERD hobbies and anything else costs money money and the college whore inhaled all the spare scratch I had. So I mostly piss people off for giggles.

>>1875888

We live in San Antonio.

>>1875896

im happy for you dude

>>1875896

Sorry. Have to keep small replies. In a LoL game.

>>1875895

When does Sibbi get pregnant?

>>1875898

maybe if you met a person named san antonio

you all could get a little get together called "little texas"

>>1875902

Dicks turned inside out can't get pregnant.

>>1875899

>im happy for you dude

Who are you? Where is he? What did you do with the body?

>>1875902

we're aborting it dont worry

>>1875902

>>1875904

>>1875906

>>1875905

i mean: "haha fag"

>>1875907

It's your fault for turning it inside out.

>>1875908

>>1875903

San Antonio would be a stupid name, but we do have a cousin named Houston. We would have to be called The Three Amigos, though. (beaners)

>>1875909

I'm not a tranny!! this seems insulting!

>>1875907

Don't mind Tsuchi.

Will you tell me when the wedding is at least?

>>1875893

why not?

>>1875910

what

>>1875913

December 2nd at 3:20

>>1875915

You're weird!

>>1875911

you're all mexicans?!

woahh..... O_O

>>1875908

Ah good, thank God, there for a while I thought a friendship of mine might get into actual friendliness for a second, can't rightly be having that.

>>1875916

why?

>>1875918

is this toxic masculinity

>>1875917

Grandpa James was first in the family over the border.

>>1875912

Chromosomes don't lie.

>>1875919

How are you not?

>>1875918

Can we be friends :3c

>>1875919

How the fuck should I know? I study thermodynamics, not bullshit.

>>1875920

did you win?

are you a real texan now?

texas toast

texan nachos

texan

dishes????

>>1875922

>>1875923

thermodynamics wont solve inequality

>>1875925

>>1875922

I 'unno, maybe. Why?

>>1875916

For real?

>>1875926

>>1875925

Thermo actual solves many inequalities!

>>1875929

fuck this dude. POOR ROBIN

>>1875928

Yes

>>1875927

Cause I think you're cool and want to be friends!

>>1875924

I dunno, I didn't feel guilty when I visited the Alamo, does that qualify me?

>>1875933

Congrats - why am I only finding out about this now?

>>1875935

We decided this yesterday

>>1875932

not the most important ones

like the wage gap

>>1875933

hangin with robin

>>1875933

I mean, alright I suppose.

>>1875937

you son of a binch.

>>1875938

yay! How are you doin?

>>1875936

Oh. Fair enough.

>>1875914

Too dishonest.

>>1875934

what do you do in texas?

>>1875940

Yee uwu

>>1875937

I dunno man, the law of conservation of energy is a pretty important inequality... Can the wage gap say it describes a fundamental function of the universe?

>>1875944

i would say so

women are queens after all

>>1875939

I have nicotine in my system so I'm doing pretty good right now.

>>1875942

Take the jobs of honest, hard working Americans.

>>1875943

Dad called me a degenerate last night.

>>1875946

:O

scarey!

does that mean ur rich?

all your money bought you happyness?

>>1875945

If they're queens, who are the kangz?

>>1875946

Nice! What's your poison? My fam does Virginia Slims, tho idk what that means in the smonk world.

Hows your day been?

>>1875947

Well you are?

>>1875949

gaze upon the face of of god

>>1875951

of of.

>>1875950

I deny all accusations.

>>1875955

:^) You can't deny truths

>>1875956

uwu

>>1875954

I think my brother eats that shit by the stick, tho he doesn't pay for 'em and I don't smoke myself so I barely notice.

>>1875948

No. Also no, but it has bought me cars and cars make me happy, so in a roundabout way I suppose money has bought me happiness.

>>1875950

I only ever see Virginia Slims being smoked by like 75 year old ladies in a 1998 Mercury Grand Marquis outside of casinos, so take that for whatever it means. I smoke Marlboro reds. My day was fine.

>>1875957

Tell that to Game publishers.

>>1875959

yeah that's pretty much what my fam is.

Have any plans for tomorrow?

>>1875960

Honestly.

>>1875959

im happy for you.

what brings you here? george? squash? furrys? anime?

>>1875958

I rarely smoke but that's the American Spirits' black or reds are the only cigarettes I'll smoke, barring just non-nigger cigarillos (the ones that are the same wrapper and filling as normal cigars and made by the same companies).

>>1875961

Would a degenerate really be so, in your words, cute, though?

>>1875951

Yea, praise be to the big head scientist Yakub.

Side note on this; trafficking in the automotive world then coming back the assholes places of the internet is always interesting- Since I'll see someone throw out the acronym BBC and think "why are they talking about a big block chevy in regard to their cock lust?" Then I'll remember where I am.

>>1875965

which is the better BBC

>>1875962

Squash usually, though I've been poking my head in now and again that I caught George skulking around lately.

>>1875964

Of course! uwu and degen aren't mutually exclusive.

>>1875963

what makes them special?

>>1875968

O-oh...

>>1875961

I have class tomorrow, so that will eat up most of my time. I don't usually plan things, every time I do they seem to get fucked up.

>>1875941

try to be more honest with people okay? people like honestly and snugs

bye now~

>>1875967

Neat!

Hi, i'm Luka. I've been posting here for over 7 years.

>>1875966

>even asking this question

Don't go being a smartass you little faggot.

>>1875972

/animus/ hasn't existed for 7 years nor even as far back as /aneki/. You from the 4chan Alice threads?

>>1875971

Unlikely.

Goodbye.

>>1875968

The cigarillos or American Spirits?

The former are just conveniently sized cigars so that you don't have to spend two hours smoking it.

The latter is "organic" tobacco that means fuck all other than there's generally less additives to it barring ammonia added to increase nicotine absorption to far worse than regular cigarettes. And tobacco is somewhat of a natural pesticide so it's all sales speech and it's still awful for you. They just don't taste like you inhaled carburetor cleaner when you smoke.

>>1875974

Yup. those were all my existance

i've been there since the beginning.

now im here

>>1875978

>Yup. those were all my existance i've been there since the beginning.

That's really not a fact to be proud of, trust me.

8ch really knows their demographic

>>1875984

;~;

>>1875986

Christ no.

>>1875988

Them's the breaks, hoss.

>>1875983

Lmao that was a good one

>>1875985

:^)

>>1875993

How is Soto on this day?

I fucking hate hackers man

>>1875995

aweh its great to see you up and active too, id call you old but it would be a little misleading. hey its a good thing you got here when you did, usually 8chan doesn't even stay up long enough to post or we'd be on like post 2.5 million by now.

Dicks are GROSSSSSS

>>1875997

>usually 8chan doesn't even stay up long enough to post

Nice place you cats got here.

>>1876000

>>1876002

yea no i thought it was a great idea too, but then 4chan started making posting captchas like solving ancient egyptian hieroglyphics and its like pick your poison buddo

Dallas. If I started streaming retro games would you care to watch?

>>1876005

My bagging on here should not be considered condoning 4chan.

>>1876006

What retro game?

>>1875994

Pretty good, just relaxing after work and took a dab

hbu?

>>1876008

Anything really.

>>1876008

not leaving us with a lot of options that you would condone really, what start an actual form and talk there?

>>1875991

i don't understand

>>1876010

so let me get this straight, you're playing a game you don't enjoy with conditions that make it even worse

smart dude