17a64c No.1836075
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Mom is the best! Edition
9fed5b No.1836079
>>1836074
can you maybe stop vaguely referring to the media?
and next time you bring them up, talk about a specific news story that misrepresented him, and how they did it?
9fed5b No.1836080
why bother, right?
everybody knows X is Y
cfc792 No.1836081
>>1836079
I was referring to myself
And okay, at the next time I'll be sure to link you one here. The folks around seem to enjoy the fuck outta political discussions
ef2229 No.1836082
lol wtf is going on with daddy longlegs
not the flying one, the almost-but-technically-not-a-spider one, harvestman bros
it's just a small face on comically large legs
fucking all my lol
9fed5b No.1836083
just one?
even if you linked me a couple dozen, on a spectrum of misrepresenting him to outright lying about him, in order to make a judgement about the entire news organization, let alone 'the media' in general, would require accounting for thousands of articles of varying shades and framings. you can't defend your shallowness about this, Jack. you know that ultimately, your core beliefs are highly Romantic, and require some level of ignorance in order to work.
ignorance to fuel the pride, passion, feelings of justice and importance.
you know if you ever looked close enough, you'd lose your romantic feels.
ef2229 No.1836084
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
sic: i watched a video about them and the shots of them walking around up close made me laugh hysterically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjDmH8zhp6o
b82839 No.1836085
Spiders are disgusting
>>1836076
I'm saying that, despite my attempts to form an unbiased opinion about matters, it's possible for me to have misinformed myself at the same time.
No, not really. I figured out what it was like and decided to remove myself from it. Which is probably the only sane thing I've done in a long time
I'm aware that talking about a company means talking about more than one person, and I'm aware that just because someone is reporting something on a news network, doesn't mean that it aligns with their views. It's still one sided, disgusting bullshit regardless
ef2229 No.1836086
lol wtf is that guy
why
why is that guy
ef2229 No.1836087
>>1836085
not a spider, technically closer to a scorpion
i learned that from the lady in the video
b82839 No.1836088
>>1836087
But still a spider
ef2229 No.1836089
so you don't think the little jumping puppers are adorable?
get zebra jumping spiders in my house, they're tiny, but they interact like little doggos
7cf3ac No.1836090
>>1836088
Spiders have sectioned bodies.
Daddy long legs lack those sections so it technically is not an arachnid.
ef2229 No.1836092
no, it is an arachnid, it just isn't a spider
scorpions and vinegaroons are also arachnids
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones
>Although both harvestmen and spiders are arachnids, the two orders are not otherwise closely related.
9fed5b No.1836093
>>1836085
I really doubt you actually tried to form an unbiased opinion about matters.
pretty sure you're normal, and react overconfidently based on less than a dozen, hazily rememebered anecdotes.
pretty sure your persistent opinions about the media, are based on less than a dozen hazily remembered news stories.
If you're telling me you've double-checked that you're remembering the reasons for your 'removing yourself' correctly, then you should be able to talk about it in more than just vague terms.
b0670f No.1836094
why did my ublock delete itself
9fed5b No.1836095
protip, if you haven't checked your biases recently,
and you've made recent statements about recent events,
they're probably shallow and reactionary.
ef2229 No.1836096
another arachnid that is also often called a daddy longlegs IS a spider, people call cellar spiders daddy longlegs, but they look pretty different from harvestmen, like, they're clearly spiders.
and people call crane flies daddy longlegs, but we all know flies from spiders
b82839 No.1836097
>>1836089
Nope. That's the way arachnaphobes are
>>1836090
According to everythign I ever found about them they are still spiders. It's not really important though, they're still disgusting
cfc792 No.1836098
>>1836082
They are all over the place here I love them
Best against flies and mosquitoes, can't bite for shit, cute
I keep them in my room and give them names
b0670f No.1836100
wait why is the trap fucking the guy
b0670f No.1836101
b82839 No.1836102
ef2229 No.1836103
>>1836098
lol legfaces?
they're soo weird
i keep giant house spiders around for pest control, and zebra jumping spiders because cute, but other spiders i do not trust as much
i mean i know it's the uk and they're universally harmless, just, the giant house spiders are big enough that they seem more like animals than bugs, and the jumping spiders act like little dogs, with the two big eyes, you can see what they're thinking, they're almost humanized
both of them come across more as little guys rather than creepy crawlies
other spider are just ick
9fed5b No.1836104
128736 No.1836105
>>1836103
Would you keep a dinner plate sized spider?
b0670f No.1836106
ef2229 No.1836107
the giant house spiders shit an absolute brick when they notice you noticing them, you feel so sorry for the poor things, they like freeze in terror, as if you were a t-rex and your vision is based on movement
ef2229 No.1836108
>>1836105
no, when i say the giant house spiders are huge, like, last pic related, the bigger ones you find will be palm sized legs included, they're not like, tarantula enormous
cfc792 No.1836110
>>1836103
Not a bad taste in spiders but do you know what you need for ultimate pest control? This one
They are the best predators against other insects. If you see one of these in your house, you can be sure you have no roaches, no spiders, no flies, no other insects at all.
>>1836104
You did NOT reply to me liberal cur
ef2229 No.1836111
...
i can see you man
you right there
you they brown 8 legged thing pretending to be an object
seriously i can see you
9fed5b No.1836112
>>1836110
>>1836083
im not tired yet anyways
ef2229 No.1836113
>>1836109
jesus christ :s
>>1836110
yeah but they can also fuck people's shit up pretty good too
b82839 No.1836114
>>1836106
Fucking sadpanda isn't working reeeeeeeeeee
ef2229 No.1836115
you go over to them, and they wait until the last possible moment when you physically touch them, then they dart away, showing you breifly that they are in fact the fastest spiders in the world, but only over short distances, they get tuckered out super fast, and then they're basically dragging themselves to safety with their fingernails
cfc792 No.1836116
>>1836109
That can not be real
>>1836112
You are right but don't call it romantic thats gay
Call it ANGRY
HATEFUL
>>1836113
At worst its like a bee sting but most of the time they can't even penetrate skin
Its worth it m8
I killed one when I first saw it cause HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT
Greatest regret of my life
ef2229 No.1836117
and if the idea of a terrified, completely tuckered out spider doesn't melt your heart, you probably kill cats too
>>1836116
uh, don't they actually have like, enormous, very powerful, very venomous jaws that will easily tear chunks out of you?
9fed5b No.1836118
>>1836116
call it salto mortale
consider this my mic drop.
128736 No.1836119
>>1836113
Australia is hell~
>>1836116
It is.
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b0670f No.1836121
>>1836114
[Yatsuzaki] Josou Demo Aishite (Gekkan Web Otoko no Ko-llection! S Vol. 15) [English] [mysterymeat3] [Digital]
ef2229 No.1836122
my understanding of centipedes is that you don't go near them cause they would relish in nothing more than ruining your week
ef2229 No.1836123
remember the pink one that also fucking leaks cyanide
or is that a mllipede
128736 No.1836125
>>1836122
Likes wasps.
>>1836124
Mugi's angus is best.
cfc792 No.1836126
>>1836117
Oh no thats the mice eating giant kind these are just big house centipedes
Mostly harmless. Other name for it is spider centipede tho
>>1836119
Bloody hell, I don't think the brits were aware what a great island they picked for a prison. All natural, including a wide variety of death by nature
>>1836118
Maybe one day I'll be depressed and dead inside and we can debate with only sheer logic
Until then BURNING ANGER
Tell Justin I said he is a degenerate
128736 No.1836127
>>1836126
Or they did know and that was the point. Like they arrived, saw the things on the island and went "Yeeeeeeeeeeah, prison."
ef2229 No.1836128
>>1836125
yes wasps and hornets also take a perverse pleasure in making you become in a shitty mood
>>1836126
idk man, still looks like it'd give a fair nip
128736 No.1836129
>>1836128
Bees though, they are adorbs.
ef2229 No.1836130
i don't think they know that like, the reason we are such a successful species, is we don't take a telling, if you sting most animals they stay away from your nest, if you sting a human they seek revenge against your nest and nothing less than localized genocide of you entire species will satisfy them
ef2229 No.1836131
>>1836129
yeah bees are chill dudes
not sure if i ever met an africanized bee, they might be less chill from what i've heard, but i've never met an asshole bee
d70afd No.1836132
Good morning! How are you all? Today feels like a tomato soup kinda day.
b82839 No.1836133
>>1836120
I set up the account and everything. I think that exhentai just hasn't gotten the login yet or something
>>1836132
Good morning Sinni
ef2229 No.1836134
here's a weird thought
what if apes barter and trade for territory
we like to own everything and barter and trade it with each other
humans wouldn't concede legal ownership of land to apes
what if they were just a little smarter
there would be war
128736 No.1836135
What's sad is thinking about being a bee if they had deep thought. Sting a child trying to crush you or swinging at your hive...
Then you die only for your action of defense and sacrifice to mean nothing but the end of your hive. Sucks~
>>1836131
They probably are dicks but at the same time, never met them either. Maybe it's a defense thing with them too? Ionno. Haven't even read up on it.
>>1836132
Mooorning.
>>1836133
Post your qt waifu.
d70afd No.1836137
>>1836133
Hiya, how are you doin?
>>1836135
Hi! I really like your Midna pictures! How's your day goin?
ef2229 No.1836138
i mean repeatedly throughout history there have even been groups of people who became property and were not allowed to own land
apes don't got a chance
b82839 No.1836139
>>1836137
Looking for the doujin that ikt was reading since sadpanda is being a cunt
128736 No.1836140
>>1836136
Thanks, bae. You're the best~
>>1836137
Thanks! I try with these folders.
Barring a headache it's been decent! Did you sleep well~?
d70afd No.1836141
>>1836139
Sounds fun? I hope you find it soon!
>>1836140
'try' you flatter yourself! They're pretty great. Sorry you have a headache, I hope it clears up soon, try to not let it spoil your day uwu.
I slept pretty alright, managed to play animal crossing until I clonked out.
7cf3ac No.1836144
>>1836143
I got in trouble today.
128736 No.1836145
>>1836141
D'awwww. You're cute. <3
That's good! Honestly, I've never played that game. Heard though that it's what inspired Stardew Valley and I loved that game~
cfc792 No.1836147
>>1836127
That would explain some things
Fuck Australia, honestly.
>>1836128
Now I want one as a pet, a big one on a leash to guard the front door
128736 No.1836148
>>1836147
Straight back to the dark abyss from which it came! After saving Goggles, of course~
d70afd No.1836149
>>1836144
Sorry to hear that, what happened?
>>1836145
I played it obsessively as a kid, it's really a solid game & is ageing pretty well.
7cf3ac No.1836150
>>1836149
Anyhow what's up?
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ef2229 No.1836152
YOU THINK IT WAS FUCKING NUTS, AND THEN, ITS NOT EVEN OVER, SOMEHOW THERE ARE EVEN MORE
128736 No.1836153
>>1836149
I bet.
I'm not sure but are you like newish posting here~?
d70afd No.1836154
>>1836150
It's a bretty slow morning, my mom made caramel so I've been helping her jar it. Now I get to unwind and find full episodes of antiques roadshow >b
What are you up to?
>>1836152
Jellyfish are COOL
>>1836153
Yea kinda. I swept in like a storm and I'm here to stay!!!! Hi, I'm Sinni
7cf3ac No.1836155
>>1836154
Talking with my brother and just chilling.
cfc792 No.1836156
>>1836148
>eva
>saving anyone
pls
ef2229 No.1836157
one jellyfish giving birth results in exponential levels of jellyfish that STARTS at a over a billion, doubles a heap of times, then multiplies by like thirty all at once, in ONE BIRTH CYCLE
ONE JELLYFISH BIRTH ENDS UP BEING ABOUT A TRILLION JELLYFISH
and at SO MANY stages one released egg splits into many more potential jellyfish
this is your mind on nature
cfc792 No.1836158
>>1836157
Almost like sand niggers and gypsies
ef2229 No.1836159
one jellyfish does over a billion eggs at once
each egg hatches into a little starfish type larva
it sinks to the ocean floor
it turns into a polyp
walks around the ocean floor like a man, leaving some of itself behind in every step, which all grow into more polyps, which also walk around, etc. etc.
polyps eventually root, grow into big tall pillars of segments, and each segment breaks off into an entire jellyfish
that is fucking unreal
128736 No.1836160
>>1836154
Well it is nice to meet you I am like many names but Eba or Eva works best~
>>1836156
>mfw
ef2229 No.1836161
i gotta learn how to do that
d70afd No.1836162
>>1836155
Sounds pretty relaxing. I hope you have a swood day uwu.
>>1836160
Nice to meet you too! I hope we can be good friends.
cfc792 No.1836163
>>1836160
I remember your shenanigans young one
7cf3ac No.1836164
>>1836162
I won't, but fuck it.
I don't care anymore.
b82839 No.1836165
>>1836140
No, but my waifu is
Why did people think I was you btw
>>1836141
I found it, and immediately had to bring cabinets into the house
d70afd No.1836166
>>1836164
Well at least let me try to make it better >C If you're up for suffering, you can join Moog & I in watching antiques roadshow episodes later? He hates it but it's 100% lit af.
>>1836165
Haha, at least you found it? You're like doubly productive today, I'm proud of you!
7cf3ac No.1836167
>>1836166
I'm watching Gordan Ramsey yell at people.
128736 No.1836168
>>1836162
I hope so too! You seem like a delightful person.
>>1836163
Don't we all~
>>1836165
Severe case of paranoia I inflicted on them.
Basically imagine your anger toward someone on the internet being enough to guide you into disregarding any future person baring the same flag. Assuming they are that person even if that person hasn't been around for like a year or more.
I did a number on a good few of them. Surprisingly the ones that claim to be unaffected by such silliness usually are the ones holding it so dear too~
>Plus at some point a fair few decided to keep it around as a meme
>So there's that too
d70afd No.1836169
>>1836167
Fun!!! That man could yell all my problems away uwu
>>1836168
Haha, you flatter me.
b82839 No.1836170
>>1836166
I don't know how productive finding a doujin counts as
>>1836168
Yourself, Kanra and Rin. I've been called all of those since coming here
d70afd No.1836171
>>1836170
:shrug: it's more productive than I've been today lol.
7cf3ac No.1836172
>>1836169
It's very cathartic.
128736 No.1836173
>>1836169
Flattery through the truth, like some sort of magic trick. Really makes you think!
>>1836170
Yeah I was just fucking with you.
Essentially the grand portion of old posters can't ever imagine people leaving for good portions of time. So if a new person arrives when an old one isn't posting and the country is the same?
You're labelled them until it's proven otherwise. It's just a weird quirk here.
128736 No.1836174
Plus some people just change names without even leaving. Like Kanra and Rin.
Just cause... They get bored with the names? I don't know, would have to ask~
Squash you give an answer. Oh wait...
7cf3ac No.1836175
I'm indifferent to this whole thing.
128736 No.1836176
Good talk. I like your vim and vigor.
Really earning those pets!
d70afd No.1836177
>>1836172
It is! I wish they hadn't taken stuff like Chopped or Kitchen Nightmares off Netflix, that shit was really great & it was easy to binge when life was suffering.
>>1836173
If anything's magic here it's how magically sweet you are >b.
(also is this an argument that's happening?? I can't tell)
7cf3ac No.1836178
>>1836177
Yeah. I feel bad for the people sometimes, but Gordon is cute.
128736 No.1836179
>>1836177
Nuh, I'm just poking at Squash to be silly. I don't think he enjoys me much, probably for some fair reasons, but it's fun to do~
Normally he doesn't even reply, so this was a pleasant surprise. Really gives the good feels.
7cf3ac No.1836180
I don't appreciate being goaded, but I'm not well lately so I'm trying not to be hostile.
I'd rather just be left alone.
d70afd No.1836181
>>1836178
Gordon is cute!!! but nah some kitchens are really that high pressure & if you're gonna be like a professional cook you gotta handle the heat!!
It's one of the things that stopped me from wanting to work professionally, I'd cry a lot.
>>1836179
Cute?
7cf3ac No.1836182
>>1836181
Let's open a sweets shop.
we can just make sweets and shit.
128736 No.1836183
>>1836181
Maybe. It's just something to do to get the threads moving a bit more usually~
>>1836180
I'll keep it to a minimum for awhile then. Promise.
d70afd No.1836186
>>1836182
YES!!!!!!!!
Before my best friend Nik went off the deep end, we were gonna buy a food truck & go around selling desserts. Like getting a melon baller & making like kebab'd caramel apples and like sugar-crusted sweet potato fries.
I still love cooking & like if I wasn't planning on clocking out at 32 I'd probably open a garden-like bistro where you can sit and enjoy desserts & drinks while surrounded by flowers & shit.
>>1836183
I think the thread is moving pretty normally, considering how early it is? but idk, I'm not used to threads.
>>1836184
welbcome back
128736 No.1836188
>>1836186
Yeah it really doesn't work and my timing sucks~
>>1836187
California!
2f8bae No.1836189
youre not allowed to clock out at 32
7cf3ac No.1836190
>>1836186
I wish I could cook.
Someday I'll try and develop a skill.
d70afd No.1836192
>>1836188
You tried? That's half the battle my dude.
>>1836189
I suggested 22, cause it's my lucky number twice over, and dad got really mad lol.
>>1836190
I think you'd be great at it! It takes like a persistence & standard that I lack a lot of the time, but seeing how much effort and focus you put into stuff that you like, I think you'd be excellent.
:2c besides if you do desserts, it's just reading a recipe and following directions
7cf3ac No.1836194
>>1836192
I have no money to invest in learning a hobby.
I want to do papercrafts again.
17a64c No.1836195
>>1836193
We planning the group suicide? Where do I sign?
hows your day
128736 No.1836196
>>1836192
If knowing is the other half, can I retire now?! :3
2f8bae No.1836197
>>1836192
you can die when youre like 80 and ive just died of a heart attack during ~sex~
d70afd No.1836198
>>1836194
You don't need too much money to start, do like dad & start with breads & stuff. Super easy but like super satisfying :3c
Papercrafts are cool too, show me if you decide to make some !!!
>>1836196
Sure! You worked hard, enjoy retirement.
>>1836197
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what is there to do after like your 30s???
128736 No.1836201
>>1836198
Such honor you bring me, comrade!
b82839 No.1836202
>>1836173
I'm sure there not being many new people to come here didn't help matters either
b0670f No.1836203
omg the logo changed i cant handle this
17a64c No.1836204
>when you probably have survived a staff cull
Boi
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17a64c No.1836208
8ch has been pretty garbage the last few days, not sure if it is just on my end.
128736 No.1836213
>>1836202
Pretty much but it was this way on /b/ too.
17a64c No.1836214
Wish sinni would destraw me ngl
b82839 No.1836218
>>1836213
Being separate doesn't make it any easier
17a64c No.1836221
>>1836219
>>>1836219
>>>1836215
>>>1836219
>>3
128736 No.1836223
>>1836218
No I mean, on /b/ we constantly had random new people. Like much more often.
That factor never changed much of it~
b82839 No.1836225
>>1836223
Oh, I thought you were saying there weren't many new people. My mistake
I'm going to go lie down
128736 No.1836226
>>1836225
Same. Sleep well~
d70afd No.1836232
>>1836231
Hi Erin!! Hope you're having a good day
ef2229 No.1836233
>>1836232
perfectly ordinary, it's fine c: you?
d70afd No.1836234
>>1836233
Bretty good, subjecting moogs to cooking with hoarders videos :3c
2f8bae No.1836235
my two favorite trannies together again
ef2229 No.1836236
>>1836234
cooking with hoarders?
17a64c No.1836237
Think moogs should be a better person tbh
d70afd No.1836238
>>1836235
bruh
>>1836236
Hoarder tries to cook shit & objectively can't. He tried to make an omlete for obama & threw one egg into the trash, whisked the eggshells, started a grease fire, and threw the pot into a bath tub full of trash.
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d70afd No.1836241
>>1836239
super wowee.
>>1836240
ur rude.
17a64c No.1836248
>>1836247
I just heard about this thingy, is theis the AI bs?
ef2229 No.1836249
>>1836248
it was in a thing i'm watching about the robots in the DARPA competition
you know, the one where those 7 really expensive humanoid robots fall over a lot
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17a64c No.1836251
>>1836249
LOL, and whenever I see DARPA i think of MetalGear.
The reason I say that is I am watching a podcast and they weirdly enough started talking about killer robots.
Really made me think.
b0670f No.1836252
why not just tape a gun to a drone
ef2229 No.1836253
>>1836251
this is too coincidental
17a64c No.1836255
>>1836252
Thats been done you dip.
>>1836253
The universe is a weird place. It was the h3h3 podcast with boogie on.
That dude is pretty chill as fuck.
THE DARPA CHIEF
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54a715 No.1836258
>>1836256
>let's destroy our history because we don't like it
17a64c No.1836259
I mean, you shouldn't delete history, but bigotry and hatered shouldnt be allowed to parade itself and desensitize the masses and normalize in the minds of proles.
54a715 No.1836260
>>1836259
Germany was required to keep up their reminders of World War 2, that's a lot more severe than anything the Confederate states did
b0670f No.1836261
tbh the f-35 should have come with 2 gau-22's
17a64c No.1836262
>>1836260
when you consider alot of the northern states people didnt really care enough to meddle in soutthern shit to be bothered to change anything, it was more done for face.
753d05 No.1836263
100 year old statues aren't historically important
I mean we knock down older buildings everyday
"B-but loco it's not the statues that are historically important themselves, it's the history they represent"
well that's dumb like hitler happened whether theres statues of him or not
statues aren't like the repository of human knowledge nowadays teyre a way of honoring someone
17a64c No.1836264
>>1836263
what the cuck said
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17a64c No.1836270
Burning jews is fucking shit
753d05 No.1836271
Burnin Jews is the shit
Give back Palestine you JEWS
753d05 No.1836273
God I want to kiss Hila though
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0dc95b No.1836280
>>1836279
>>1836204
>>1836203
yeah, fuck those fucking fag puppets
4e31e0 No.1836282
>>1836278
I'm the favorite ! Yaaaaay !
753d05 No.1836283
>>1836278
*bump*
let this happen
b0670f No.1836285
find you a girl who looks at you like this
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b0670f No.1836289
oh what the fuck MPC why is playing chinese cartoons this hard on you you're not my old pentium 4 struggling to exist stop getting so stress
4e31e0 No.1836290
>>1836285
Joke on you, every girl already looks at me like that !
>>1836286
pew pew Luka...pew pew indeed.
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3dbad9 No.1836292
>>1836289
i use vlc cause it just werks
>>1836290
play on NA sometime ^_^
4e31e0 No.1836293
>>1836292
I'd be a bother. Plus, I have too many things I want to do (right now it's mainly procrastination, but after the 4th I'll probably be busier).
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4e31e0 No.1836296
>>1836294
Aw, don't be sad Luka come on. I'll see, okay ?
>>1836295
G'night heku.
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4e31e0 No.1836301
>>1836298
...I'm tired of disappointing people dammit.
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17a64c No.1836304
All this thread needs now is neru to return and it will be the shitfest of nightmares
4e31e0 No.1836306
>>1836303
>
>>1836304
That...didn't sound nice.
>>1836305
But really, it's painful.
17a64c No.1836307
>>1836306
Its a war. And its here everyday.
3dbad9 No.1836310
>>1836309
overwatch is updating!
54a715 No.1836311
>>1836310
I had an update earlier today ^.^
What was it about?
4e31e0 No.1836312
>>1836307
...at least it's lively.
>>1836308
Dammit Luka I care about people and I want them happy and I'm not when they're sad no matter what you tell me !
>>1836310
>>1836311
And yeah, new update with deathmatch, Roadhog/Junkrat/Orisa buffs, all this stuff.
b0670f No.1836313
gab-blob or megu-blob?
megu
17a64c No.1836315
>>1836312
Its The will to power manifest.
3dbad9 No.1836316
>>1836311
new hero updates ^_^
>>1836312
where my new mercy at ;~;
3dbad9 No.1836317
>>1836312
you can't be a people pleaser.
54a715 No.1836318
>>1836312
Interesting
>>1836313
Megu
>>1836316
Very nice ^.^
4e31e0 No.1836319
>>1836315
The will to- that doesn't make sense at all.
>>1836316
Still in test I presume.
>>1836317
But I need love in my life ! And the happiness of the ones surrounding me !
>>1836318
Pretty much.
54a715 No.1836320
>>1836319
Any idea when the Mercy patch is coming in?
4e31e0 No.1836321
>>1836320
Absolutely not.
Probably going to sleep soon.
54a715 No.1836322
>>1836321
Oh yeah? Sleep well
3dbad9 No.1836323
>>1836318
^_^
>>1836319
:(
that's the wrong kind
54a715 No.1836324
>>1836323
Be back in a bit, goign for a walk ^.^
4e31e0 No.1836325
>>1836323
The wrong kind of what ?
b0670f No.1836326
17a64c No.1836327
>>1836319
It does, if you do some reading.
4e31e0 No.1836328
>>1836327
Probably. But well, I don't want to give any justification to war.
3dbad9 No.1836329
17a64c No.1836330
>>1836328
All life is struggle. All struggle is war. All life is war.
4e31e0 No.1836331
>>1836329
Is there any kind of wrong love ?
>>1836330
Must be why I hate it.
Well, off to sleep I think bye.
3dbad9 No.1836333
>>1836331
the one that didn't work
17a64c No.1836334
>>1836333
But it wasn't wrong in its entirety.
3dbad9 No.1836335
>>1836334
what is right, what is wrong?
we may truely never know.
17a64c No.1836336
>>1836335
That which is done out of love, takes place beyond good and evil.
3dbad9 No.1836338
>>1836336
mr freeze freezes people because he's doing it out of love for his trapped wife.
3dbad9 No.1836339
dc4953 No.1836340
>>1836335
Do you ever even use team voice chat to talk to your team?
54a715 No.1836343
>>1836342
What a nice booty :)
dc4953 No.1836345
>>1836342
Why are you screencapping her ass if yuri is puri?
54a715 No.1836346
>>1836344
Mercy is the greatest! <3
3dbad9 No.1836347
>>1836346
*pets*
overwatch updated!
54a715 No.1836348
>>1836347
Sweet ^.^
Do you want to play? :)
3dbad9 No.1836349
>>1836348
i'll think about it, i have a headache
54a715 No.1836350
>>1836349
D:
That's no good. Have you drank enough water today?
3dbad9 No.1836351
3dbad9 No.1836353
>>1836352
you posted a rem >:(
8bfbe5 No.1836354
>>1836352
He's made incomprehensible statements about how water doesn't hydrate him for reasons too autistic to decipher.
8bfbe5 No.1836357
>>1836355
Don't ask me. I don't know his logic but he's outright says drinking water somehow dehydrates him.
>>1836356
You are not woke enough to understand how science (and literal definitions of words) is wrong.
2efdb1 No.1836359
>>1836357
Do I become woke to such things by held open eyelids clockwork orange style?
8bfbe5 No.1836361
>>1836359
The weird thing is I'm actually wearing an A Clockwork Orange shirt of the bowler hat poster under the button up right now.
Now I'm worried.
>>1836360
Are you the same as Luka and just really spam emotes and "cute anime girl pic saved :)" at people?
54a715 No.1836362
>>1836361
I have lots of cute anime girl pictures saved, I don't really do it to anyone though. Just the people who I'm sort of close to
8bfbe5 No.1836365
The one with the bookcover cartoon, just with Kubrick's name added atop the title.
54a715 No.1836366
8bfbe5 No.1836367
>>1836366
>>1836361
>A Clockwork Orange shirt of the bowler hat poster
>The one with the bookcover cartoon, just with Kubrick's name added atop the title.
54a715 No.1836368
>>1836367
Oh, I didn't read that part, I guess
7cf3ac No.1836371
I am home for those who care.
d70afd No.1836374
Welcome home Kyle!!!!!!!!
d70afd No.1836377
>>1836375
How ya doin, boy uwu
7cf3ac No.1836378
>>1836376
Hi.
>>1836377
Ok. Waiting out a timer so I can play LoL with a friend.
2efdb1 No.1836379
>>1836378
>waiting out a timer
you dodge too much.
d70afd No.1836380
>>1836378
Sounds boring. I hope you have fun when you finally get in game.
7cf3ac No.1836381
>>1836379
Internet sucks here.
>>1836380
Thank you.
2efdb1 No.1836382
>>1836381
:c
bad internet is the worst.
Did you work today?
2efdb1 No.1836384
>>1836383
How tiring.
I'm going to go do things now, tell Edwin kiss says hi.
2efdb1 No.1836389
>>1836388
I am glad to see you, I keep going to bed as you arrive.
ccc86b No.1836390
>>1836389
need a better way to see each other
2efdb1 No.1836391
>>1836390
There aren't many other ways
54a715 No.1836396
>>1836395
Shadow of Argus?
7cf3ac No.1836397
>When a Yi forgets smite so he disconnects so you can remake the match and take no loss
54a715 No.1836399
>>1836398
How are your enjoying it so far? Its been interesting what I've done
128736 No.1836400
>>1836399
It's fun that it's actually guided along a decent story arc. Starting with trying to get to the Light's Army ship thing.
Imagining though that in a month it will just be another repetitive WQ zone, sadly~
f2f93d No.1836407
>>1836406
whatever, more lewd
cb37a0 No.1836408
Just came with my butt for the first time
AMA
2efdb1 No.1836409
>>1836408
Why would you just go on the internet and tell lies?
f2f93d No.1836410
>>1836408
Lube or no lube?
24dcd1 No.1836411
Drop and give me 20 you wimps
cb37a0 No.1836412
>>1836409
I don't.
>>1836410
I don't even think its doable without lube.
7c3745 No.1836413
>>1836408
You some kinda faggot?
2efdb1 No.1836414
>>1836411
Can you even do 20?
>>1836412
As a professional I have a purely professional interest in what you used.
f2f93d No.1836415
>>1836412
You never know till you try!
24dcd1 No.1836416
>>1836414
I used to be able to do a lot more, but I'm just now exercising again. Gotta be careful though because I don't wanna get as much muscle as I did last time, I wanna stay cute~ :3
cb37a0 No.1836417
>>1836413
I don't think so.
>>1836414
Realistic dildo that had a vibrator inside of it
>>1836415
no I think I know this pretty well
I would bleed
f2f93d No.1836418
>>1836417
Some people are into that
>>1836416
Nezi!
2efdb1 No.1836419
>>1836416
>stay cute
>implying you're cute currently
>>1836417
How big.
7c3745 No.1836420
>>1836417
Then why are you bein' a homo-gay?
cb37a0 No.1836421
>>1836418
Try it and tell me how it goes
>>1836419
6
>>1836420
Whats gay again ?
7c3745 No.1836422
f2f93d No.1836423
>>1836421
I ain't into that kind of stuff!
6 is pretty average, no?
cb37a0 No.1836424
>>1836422
In what way ?
>>1836423
its above
f2f93d No.1836425
>>1836424
I guess big enough, then
24dcd1 No.1836426
>>1836419
I meant once I get in shape. If I put on too much muscle after I get in shape I'll start to not be cute anymore.
Currently not cute, no
>>1836418
yes?
cb37a0 No.1836429
>>1836425
What do you need like an 8 inch black dick ?
2efdb1 No.1836430
>>1836426
You'll likely never be cute.
>>1836421
My professional curiosity has been sated.
Congratulations I guess.
f2f93d No.1836431
>>1836428
Luka!
>>1836429
That's what porn says
24dcd1 No.1836432
>>1836427
hello...
>>1836430
that is true, but that does not mean I can't try.
128736 No.1836433
Wake up Sheeple!
Jet fuel can't JFK the moon landing!
2efdb1 No.1836435
>>1836432
It is no problem of mine if you chase the dragon.
cb37a0 No.1836436
>>1836431
Porn isn't very realistic
24dcd1 No.1836437
>>1836434
Tired. Fat.
You?
>>1836435
Oh I'm going to chase that dragon alright. That bad-dragon.com
2efdb1 No.1836438
You only need like
3-4 inches to get off a guy tbh
>>1836437
Gross.
622018 No.1836439
>>1836438
>You only need like 3-4 inches to get off a guy tbh
Looks like Nezi is in luck.
f2f93d No.1836440
>>1836436
Who woulda guessed
>>1836437
Tired, fat, horny
same old same old
24dcd1 No.1836441
>>1836438
>talks about gay anal sex causing an orgasm
>calls my joke gross in the same post
>>1836440
I suppose.
2efdb1 No.1836442
>>1836441
I am literally a sex toy expert, I must know these things.
2efdb1 No.1836443
professional sex toy expert*
24dcd1 No.1836444
>>1836442
so tell me why I can't hands free orgasm
f2f93d No.1836445
>>1836441
I suppose Nezis!
3dbad9 No.1836446
2efdb1 No.1836448
>>1836444
Professional means I charge for my advice.
f2f93d No.1836449
>>1836448
What do you take payment in?
f2f93d No.1836451
>>1836450
but I only got paper money
and it's been in my pocket for a while, so it is warm
3dbad9 No.1836452
2efdb1 No.1836453
>>1836451
I take payment in melty vaporeon pictures that I do not yet have also.
f2f93d No.1836454
>>1836452
Nooo
/hugs
>>1836453
hmmm, that may be doable
2efdb1 No.1836455
>>1836454
What do you need my expertise for?
3dbad9 No.1836456
24dcd1 No.1836457
>>1836448
Can you guarantee me a hands free orgasm? ;)
2efdb1 No.1836458
>>1836457
No.
Some people just can't do it. Sucks to be you.
f2f93d No.1836459
>>1836455
Nothing in particular at the moment~
>>1836456
Noooo!
24dcd1 No.1836460
>>1836458
Looks like I won't be paying you :3
2efdb1 No.1836461
>>1836460
I'm a toy expert, not an orgasm expert.
Close, but not the same.
3dbad9 No.1836462
b44095 No.1836463
Definitely not an expert in praxis in either field.
2efdb1 No.1836465
Theory is better than practice.
It's pure.
Perfect.
24dcd1 No.1836466
>>1836461
Have you ever had a hands free orgasm?
2efdb1 No.1836467
b44095 No.1836469
2efdb1 No.1836470
S-shut up.
I was going to send you pictures of my new skirt but you have lost the honor.
24dcd1 No.1836471
>>1836470
Can I see, please?
b44095 No.1836472
That is all right. Now, if you had said pictures of yourself wearing it...
2efdb1 No.1836473
That is what I meant.
>>1836471
I lied, I don't have skirts. I'm not a faggot.
24dcd1 No.1836474
>>1836473
wow that's actually really mean
24dcd1 No.1836476
>>1836475
You're saying wearing skirts makes you a faggot
And I wear skirts
????
2efdb1 No.1836477
>>1836476
Are you not a faggot?
Men wearing skirts is pretty faggoty.
b44095 No.1836478
24dcd1 No.1836479
>>1836477
Faggot is a derogatory term.
3dbad9 No.1836482
>>1836464
people are mean, they wont let me win.... :(
b44095 No.1836483
cb37a0 No.1836486
I remember renting dragonball evolution
2efdb1 No.1836488
Ok ill shut up, sorry to annoy you so much
9ebd75 No.1836489
You're always annoying tho
3dbad9 No.1836490
9ebd75 No.1836492
3dbad9 No.1836494
54a715 No.1836495
>>1836494
Did you have fun playing? :)
24dcd1 No.1836496
>>1836480
well fuck you too cuck
9ebd75 No.1836497
>>1836493
Hey hows it going Cato
3dbad9 No.1836498
54a715 No.1836499
>>1836498
Oh :(
Sorry to hear that ;~;
I'm going to get a bit more sleep, smile Luka :)
3dbad9 No.1836500
b44095 No.1836502
That is a compliment if anything; it says you are good enough to have someone in the first place.
24dcd1 No.1836503
>>1836502
You're not helping.
9fed5b No.1836505
9fed5b No.1836506
the best part of taking caffeine
is not taking caffeine
so you can take caffeine
3dbad9 No.1836507
new thread
>>1836504
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>>1836504
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>>1836504
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>>1836504
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>>1836504
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>>1836504
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>>1836504
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>>1836504
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>>1836504
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>>1836504
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>>1836504
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9fed5b No.1836509
that's not true. not taking caffeine is not the best part of taking caffeine. taking caffeine is. only that is.
b44095 No.1836510
9fed5b No.1836512
not before I've had my caffeine
9fed5b No.1836513
I mean, I'm yawning
is that a caffeine cue?
9fed5b No.1836514
god. fucking. dammit. no, it isn't. I can wait a few hours.