59b19b No.1829604
What the fuck is this place
1125cb No.1829821
wtf i was expecting a hu thread
1125cb No.1829823
When I was rolling with my buddy Kolten yesterday he got my back and sunk in a deep body triangle and to get out o it I tried to make a triangle over his triangle so I could
give him the calf slicer
but I accidentally put my left arm down there before i locked it in and when he went to go for the rear naked and guillotine on me it was like a self imposed armbar and today my whole left arm is still sore ;~:
e97c8e No.1829825
>>1829815
I only pay for content if it's really good and I want to support it
I'm not paying for porn though when there's tons of free shit out there
>>1829816
good luck
shiny gold mercy staff :3
8d8d3e No.1829826
95d9cb No.1829827
>>1829823
Did you see the Jon Jones news?
41fdf5 No.1829828
>>1829825
one of these days......
i will unlock it as my first ever golden weapon~
1125cb No.1829829
>>1829827
hmmm? since the D.C fight?
what did he do this time?
e97c8e No.1829831
>>1829828
or just let me do it for you~
1125cb No.1829838
>>1829827
Dont leave me hanging buddy
e97c8e No.1829839
>>1829837
let me get you gold gun
41fdf5 No.1829840
>>1829839
;~; im too scared
1125cb No.1829841
 | Rolled 15 (1d20) |
with this roll
I cast revive on the thread
f0327b No.1829843
| Rolled 19 (1d20) |
rolling for whether Bard is a fag
95156b No.1829844
>>1829843
You didn't have to roll that high, the check was only a three...
1125cb No.1829845
| Rolled 7 (1d20) |
>>1829843
uhhhh
my
nat 20 says ur fuckin wrong
e97c8e No.1829846
mfw bought my first gym memebership
416c7d No.1829849
1125cb No.1829850
>>1829849
>>1829849
Honestly that is the biggest fucking dissapointment
Me and my buds were bullshitting for the weeks before that went down all talking about how we were backing Bones and then after the fight my mates and myself were pretty excited to see where he was going to go from there
But fuck man that's just shameful
e97c8e No.1829852
>rewatching these old clips of me playing overwatch with animus friends
holy fuck I'm annoying
e97c8e No.1829853
>>1829851
in regards to me playing for you?
1125cb No.1829857
>>1829856
I said, "How do you like the show?"
She said, "I was very amused"
I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man," she tried to pretend
She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm goin' sing
e97c8e No.1829858
>>1829854
-pets-
there there
>>1829855
are you saying I'm not your friend?????
wtf!!!!!!!!1one!!1
f0327b No.1829859
9763fd No.1829860
>>1829858
Well I've never really talked to you before.
41fdf5 No.1829861
>>1829858
*lays down and listens to asmr*
2647bb No.1829863
it is almost wednesday my dudes
f0327b No.1829864
It is Wednesday in most/better places.
1125cb No.1829866
>>1829865
Hello there /b/uddy
a76d16 No.1829867
>>1829866
Good whatever it is, Bardo
1125cb No.1829868
>>1829867
Ty but actually I didnt make that one : /
Boo dIID
THE CAT : /
what are you up to today?
a76d16 No.1829869
>>1829868
I meant morning/afternoon/night/????
I'm still in bed. Sleep is difficult
1125cb No.1829872
>>1829869
LOL whoops
It's almost 2 a.m here
I think we're in the same time zone
a76d16 No.1829873
>>1829872
I don't share a timezone with any us state. Is almost 4:00
1125cb No.1829874
>>1829873
wow what the heck kind of imaginary folklore world doo you live in brah
e97c8e No.1829876
>>1829860
that's a paddlin'
>>1829861
byeu
a76d16 No.1829878
>>1829874
Canadian and South American one
7b2291 No.1829879
e97c8e No.1829881
>>1829879
Get a job, you lazy fuck.
6fb514 No.1829882
>>1829821
Disappointed Bard
a76d16 No.1829885
a76d16 No.1829887
a76d16 No.1829889
My waifu is the one for me
6fb514 No.1829891
a76d16 No.1829892
1125cb No.1829893
>>1829890
that is a dog
YUCK
you're GROSS
95156b No.1829894
>>1829893
>1829893
>>1829893
>1829893
>>1829893
>1829893
>>1829893
>1829893
>>1829893
>1829893
this
remillia is the only real option.
1125cb No.1829899
>>1829898
i would ask what you're doing
but I know it's probably runescape
6fb514 No.1829900
>>1829899
y-yes, it is.
What's Bard doing?
1125cb No.1829901
>>1829900
I'm watchin a bas rutten guest spot on the joe rogan experience and vaping some weade
6fb514 No.1829902
>>1829901
Sounds pretty comfortable
1125cb No.1829903
FIRST TO FALL OVER WHEN THE ATMOSPHERE IS LESS THAN PERFECT
YOUR SENSIBILITIES ARE SHAKEN BY THE SLIGHTEST DEFECT
YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE LIKE A CANARY IN A COAL MINE
YOU GET SO DIZZY EVEN WALKING IN A STRAIGHT LINE
1125cb No.1829904
>>1829902
>>1829902
It would be comfy but I'm still heckin sore
....
Where the heck is everyone tonight : /
6fb514 No.1829905
>>1829904
too much buttsecks.
Probably asleep or work or something
9763fd No.1829906
I didn't even try and watch the eclipse.
ddaa9f No.1829907
ddaa9f No.1829909
>>1829908
Wasn't interested at all
1125cb No.1829910
>>1829905
My dad used to have to work all night all the time
night shift doesn't sound very fun in my opinion
6fb514 No.1829911
>>1829910
It's not night in Europe though, hence asleep or work
9763fd No.1829912
>>1829909
Will we ever have another chance ?
ddaa9f No.1829913
>>1829912
Probably
But unless I got kids or a girl that cares I probably won't pay attention then either
1125cb No.1829914
>>1829911
I don't trust europe...is it even a real place?
>>1829912
Your chance is Now
ddaa9f No.1829916
9763fd No.1829917
>>1829913
Aren't you like a gay bottom though ?
>>1829914
I'm not taking it
95156b No.1829918
>>1829916
Hi u
been awhile.
1125cb No.1829919
>>1829917
>>1829917
This oppurtunity comes once in a lifetime you better
ddaa9f No.1829920
>>1829917
I go for all kinds of things
>>1829918
Kissy?
Yeah sure has been what's good
95156b No.1829922
>>1829920
I've somehow managed to hold a job down for the past few months.
Other than that nothing has changed. Ban refuses to fall for my charms and I stay up too late.
How are you?
9763fd No.1829923
>>1829920
Are you into piss ?
ddaa9f No.1829924
>>1829922
What's your job?
I'm okay, up really early because I went to sleep early. it's quite the coincidence you came by actually.
It's a bit obscure but I was searching the board for a post you made about anal vibrators one time because I'm in the market for one. Still haven't found one I like because I'm picky.
>>1829923
Nah that ain't my bag. I don't see an appeal.
1125cb No.1829926
>>1829925
what's the land of the Danish like nowadays?
9763fd No.1829927
>>1829924
Feet ?
I don't understand this one
6fb514 No.1829928
>>1829926
It's not Sweden at least
95156b No.1829930
>>1829924
I sell strap-ons and manginas for a living.
I think I remember that post.
1125cb No.1829931
>>1829930
w-what the fuck is a mangina
f0092b No.1829934
>>1829927
Nah i don't really care about feet either. Some people like smell and I suppose soft feet can be really appealing. Also size
>>1829930
I'm sure the customer service department at such a place must have some stories
I have a p good memory for dumb shit like that
1125cb No.1829935
>>1829932
eh? what is it dars?
9763fd No.1829936
>>1829934
So people get off to big feet ?
Reminds me of this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCZI7fZJlgE
1125cb No.1829937
>>1829933
butthole dildo .////.
95156b No.1829938
>>1829934
We don't really have a customer service department, if anything goes wrong they have to go to the manufacturer since we're just the retailer.
I am also an expert on butt plugs and all other manner of sexual toys.
>>1829937
It's a VAGINA
f0092b No.1829939
>>1829936
King of the Hill did a whole episode about Peggy's big feet being exploited for softcore foot porn so you know it's real
>>1829938
Then maybe you could recommend me a good anal vibrator. Your answer might be the same as last but I'm looking for something POWERFUL
f0327b No.1829940
>>1829933
>>1829938
This is why Jesus isn't coming back.
1125cb No.1829941
>>1829938
Do you get employee discount?
e97c8e No.1829942
>>1829938
I'm surprised amazon and co haven't run stores like yours out of business
also give me discount on stuff
i need big dildos
lots of them
for my butt
9763fd No.1829943
>>1829939
I never really watched that show.
It always seemed weird to me.
6abadc No.1829945
>>1829933
what is that supposed to be a glorified condom?
f0327b No.1829946
>>1829943
Its angle was basically to be a middle ground of norms/change from offbeat characters next to fairly traditional ones with a whole tone of "there's always something everyone agrees on".
f0092b No.1829947
>>1829943
I can't really explain it but it's just endearing to me. Its deadpan sense of humor puts the main characters in awkward and strange situations that feel organic rather than outlandish. And they don't rely on straight up toilet humor or violence for humor unlike contemporaries so I appreciate that too.
1125cb No.1829948
>>1829939
i got something powerful for ya
95156b No.1829949
>>1829939
Hmm, I'll have to think it over. Maybe L'amourose Rosa
>>1829941
40%
>>1829942
I'm surprised also, though I've started to think it's better to buy from these stores anyway since you get a better look before you buy.
>>1829945
A stroker.
4911e5 No.1829950
Oh no I fell and I am too gay to get up!
6fb514 No.1829951
9763fd No.1829952
>>1829946
>>1829947
I cant be fucked right now
1125cb No.1829953
>>1829949
holy shit that's a steal
e97c8e No.1829954
>>1829949
hmm that's a good point.
plus they can answer any questions you have
only problem is prices, amazon and shit is usually cheaper
4911e5 No.1829957
>>1829956
The struggle is real
f0327b No.1829960
>>1829952
Arlen was based on Garland and Richardson, suburbs of Dallas, that in the time Judge lived there were predominantly white (Garland) and mixed (Richardson with mostly Asians and Hispanics).
They neighbor one another. The contrast is more or less the point of the show. "Normal" in the American sense against things that aren't considered middle America. And just about how both are at times uneasy but can find something to get along with over in a nonpreachy, muted way.
It was pretty on point with just the reactions of people.
Just look at Cotton, then Hank, then Bobby, then most of the characters Hank interacts with that seem off to him. It's like a scale of traditional to abnormal with the usual plot being resolved with Hank understanding but not necessarily agreeing with whoever.
f0092b No.1829961
>>1829948
Where it's at
>>1829949
I'd appreciate it.
That is quite the price on that thing though
>>1829952
oh shit
9763fd No.1829963
>>1829957
I'll never recover.
>>1829960
to be honest
I'm not reading this
>>1829961
to tired
f0092b No.1829964
>>1829963
It's only two AM
f0327b No.1829965
>>1829961
see >>1829960
Just curious if that's more or less the reason you liked the show.
6abadc No.1829966
9763fd No.1829967
>>1829964
which is late
i'm going to bed
6fb514 No.1829968
>>1829962
>>1829959
>>1829966
I just don't know what went wrong
f0092b No.1829969
>>1829965
Yeah. The show's execution is really on-point, I think that's the best part. Like people used to tell me about the show and I would be bored or uninterested but to experience the way the characters interact and resolve conflicts is quite refreshing. Very good show.
95156b No.1829970
>>1829954
Depends on what for. They're cheaper for knockoffs, but for the name brand stuff it's usually pretty similar or the same.
>>1829961
The good stuff rarely comes cheap unfortunately.
I'll ask my boss next time I see him if there is anything good that is extra strong.
It's a good thing I should know anyway.
1125cb No.1829971
>>1829961
under this skirt
f0092b No.1829974
>>1829970
Do you know one possibly under $60?
I dunno if it's good practice to break the bank when I've never owned one before
>>1829971
I wanna see it dawg
1125cb No.1829976
>>1829974
u-uuhhhhh.................I'm kind of self conscious
f0092b No.1829977
>>1829976
you're among frenz
95156b No.1829978
>>1829974
The Jopen one we have on clearance right now for 53 : |
1125cb No.1829979
>>1829977
tempt me not succubus......
be4a1b No.1829980
95156b No.1829983
When I dropped my pills onto my desk they fell into a dick shape.
1125cb No.1829984
>>1829983
wow is that a mahogany desk?
95156b No.1829985
>>1829984
I have no idea, it was my great grandmother's.
1125cb No.1829986
>>1829985
That's really nice Grain
does it weigh alot?
95156b No.1829987
>>1829986
Yeah, it was a huge pain to get in my room.
1125cb No.1829988
it almost looks like brasilian rosewood
f0092b No.1829990
cc5c6d No.1829991
>having a desk
look at this millionaire
1125cb No.1829993
>>1829989
whyare you looking at me like that....
95156b No.1829994
>>1829993
checking for degeneracy.
You failed, definitely degenerate.
4911e5 No.1829995
6fb514 No.1829996
>>1829991
>not having a desk
cc5c6d No.1829999
jesus fuck the neighbor has been making noise with making his shed for weeks now
1125cb No.1830000
>>1829994
>the sex shop worker rcalls you a degenerate
NO WAIT I'M NOT REALLY INTO LITTLES
KISS SHOT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1125cb No.1830001
>>1829998
I posted this image on my fb and my dad liked it lol
the megumin one
95156b No.1830002
>>1830000
Underaged kids are for touching, not pretending to be.
6abadc No.1830003
>>1830001
now do that one next
1125cb No.1830008
>>1830006
god II wish that were me
>>1830005
>>1830005
Darwin is rubbing offf on oyu
toi mch
4911e5 No.1830009
>posting shitty megumin memes
95156b No.1830010
>>1830008
I am the one who rubs him off, he does not do it on me.
1125cb No.1830011
>>1830010
yes you rubbing him off is rubbing him off on you
1125cb No.1830012
Maybe I should rub someone off too
95156b No.1830013
>>1830011
Maybe you should rub off on me more to counteract it.
740bc7 No.1830020
>>1830019
hey cutie
what's up
95156b No.1830022
>>1830020
Not me, I'm off to bed now :c
740bc7 No.1830024
>>1830022
but i just got here..
6fb514 No.1830029
>>1830028
nothing much. Bored and lonely.
How's you?
1125cb No.1830031
well I fucking hate YOU!!!!!!!!
740bc7 No.1830032
>>1830029
same here
jist looking at some stuff before i leave
a76d16 No.1830033
We're renovating our kitchen, I just got woken up to the sound of my dog losing his fucking shit because people outside exist
6abadc No.1830034
a76d16 No.1830035
6fb514 No.1830036
>>1830030
Don't like getting licked?
>>1830032
What a kind of stuff? Going where, work?
f0327b No.1830037
>>1830034
Your people eat dogs.
740bc7 No.1830038
>>1830036
the kind u jerk off to
and yes
6abadc No.1830039
>>1830037
Wrath and gluttony are both sins
6fb514 No.1830040
she's too pure
>>1830038
wow, lewd!
Well, uh.. Enjoy, I guess.
Hope work will treat you well too
740bc7 No.1830041
>>1830040
it will on payday
f0327b No.1830042
>>1830039
Send your people back to China.
6fb514 No.1830043
>>1830041
Payday is definitely something to look forward to
740bc7 No.1830044
>>1830043
best day of the week
a76d16 No.1830045
>>1830036
I like getting licked by my kitten. I just don't like dogs because they're too noisy and needy
a76d16 No.1830047
It's bustling in here this morning
0398ef No.1830048
Tell Rin I said good morning
a76d16 No.1830049
I'm still not sure who Rin is
97f262 No.1830050
>>1830049
Another Canadian. I think they mostly use the name "That Bin Reich" right now or something.
392be6 No.1830051
>>1830045
>too noisy and needy
Same, tbh.
>>1830048
Myorning.
>>1830049
Hi.
>>1830050
To be fair it was originally "That Rin Bitch"
97f262 No.1830053
>>1830052
Feel guilt.
>>1830051
Aaaaaah
92d876 No.1830054
I see. I guess hello, Rin
b1cb1c No.1830056
>got a job
>might be getting my own office
Yeee
b1cb1c No.1830057
41fdf5 No.1830059
>>1830055
:(
i'm 5000 credits short of having
water sombra
olympus mercy
and Beach Widow
61e13d No.1830060
>>1830059
pretend to be a lesbian loli on the battlenet forums, internet suck half a dozen lonely fat bastards and get 100 boxes
41fdf5 No.1830061
61e13d No.1830062
41fdf5 No.1830063
>>1830062
yeah...
i'm just gonna get myself 50 boxes and hope for the best....
:(
too bad it's gonna cost alot.
61e13d No.1830064
>>1830063
E-blowjobs Luka, e-blowjobs.
Those only cost some pride
41fdf5 No.1830065
>>1830064
nope
i wont do lewd things
at least the arcade refreshed... 3 more boxes 3 more chances...
61e13d No.1830066
>>1830065
Good luck chap
I didn't get shit from the past 30 boxes
41fdf5 No.1830067
>>1830066
brb
goin out for some breakfast
92d876 No.1830068
Good eating Luka
This was lunch
6abadc No.1830069
92d876 No.1830070
>>1830069
The rice was under it all
a76d16 No.1830073
6fb514 No.1830074
a76d16 No.1830076
Do you hold hands on the first date?
6fb514 No.1830077
I would a lesbian loli
who doesn't hold hands on all their dates?
a76d16 No.1830078
Holding hands is too lewd!
6abadc No.1830079
6fb514 No.1830080
nah, not even.
oh I bet you would, especially Ikt's!
ca5fd0 No.1830082
6fb514 No.1830083
6abadc No.1830084
a76d16 No.1830085
Holding hands is most definitely lewd!
And probably
a76d16 No.1830086
ca5fd0 No.1830090
ca5fd0 No.1830094
>>1830093
What are you doing?
9763fd No.1830095
>>1830094
Nothing right now
i'm about to leave and go do stuff
ca5fd0 No.1830096
>>1830095
What are you going to do?
8d8d3e No.1830097
Hihi. Anyone here I love left?
ca5fd0 No.1830098
>>1830097
Nope, they all died.
9763fd No.1830099
>>1830096
clothes and school
8d8d3e No.1830100
>>1830098
Probably.
Who are you?
ca5fd0 No.1830101
>>1830099
Oh. Blows.
>>1830100
Kills confirmed.
Ah, that's a good question.
I too wonder.
ca5fd0 No.1830103
>>1830102
What are you going to school for anyway?
a76d16 No.1830104
>>1830103
What a lovely anime girl that is
ca5fd0 No.1830105
>>1830104
Boob president is the best.
a76d16 No.1830106
9763fd No.1830107
>>1830103
learning
nerd stuff
ca5fd0 No.1830108
>>1830106
Fuuki.
>>1830107
Whatcha' learnin' nerd?
6fb514 No.1830109
a76d16 No.1830112
>>1830108
She's nice looking. I never watch currently airing series'
a76d16 No.1830115
ca5fd0 No.1830116
>>1830115
I mislinked, it was supposed to go to Ban.
Mistakes were made.
6abadc No.1830117
the blonde bitch is better that one is just a perv
6fb514 No.1830118
ca5fd0 No.1830119
Feku is pervy, or a blonde bitch?
Or both?
6fb514 No.1830120
pervy. But maybe also a blonde bitich
6abadc No.1830121
but like yuo dont see me climbing into the bed of lolis
6fb514 No.1830122
No. Instead, you only drink their cum
ca5fd0 No.1830123
How can you tell her you lover her if you won't even drink her cum?
6fb514 No.1830124
That's why you do it, to show her you lover her
a76d16 No.1830125
6fb514 No.1830126
a76d16 No.1830127
9bfcbb No.1830128
ca5fd0 No.1830129
I wanna cum in Scootaloo.
a76d16 No.1830132
6fb514 No.1830133
>thread is full of faggots
>thread is gay
Who would have thought
a76d16 No.1830134
Just gotta say no homo, then it's all good
6fb514 No.1830136
or state you're a girl, then it is too
a76d16 No.1830137
d9cd5b No.1830138
Lick my ass and balls no homo
9bfcbb No.1830139
8d8d3e No.1830140
a76d16 No.1830141
91b76d No.1830144
41fdf5 No.1830145
>>1830068
wat is that orange stuff....
._.
a76d16 No.1830146
>>1830145
I think it was fermented daikon. It made me think of kimchi, but something stringy instead
a76d16 No.1830147
41fdf5 No.1830148
>>1830146
what's that? ._.
a76d16 No.1830149
6abadc No.1830150
91b76d No.1830151
41fdf5 No.1830152
>>1830149
no, the orange thingys?
>>1830150
what's a radish?
a76d16 No.1830153
>>1830151
Salted and fermented vegetals
91b76d No.1830155
a76d16 No.1830157
>>1830152
We never found out. Forgot to ask
It was tasty, a bit spicy with a slow burn
91b76d No.1830158
bcfd70 No.1830160
6abadc No.1830161
>>1830152
its like biting bone cartilage
41fdf5 No.1830162
a76d16 No.1830163
>>1830162
How was breakfast? :)
91b76d No.1830164