/animus/ - Avatarfag Circlejerk

I have defeated poker defense 3.0

I am god

One that actually lets people be reporters.

Did you /animus/ currently has zero reporters ?

Our current leadership is leading us down a dark path.

How will the board live without official special snowflakes?

>>1824571

I'm the only snowflake.

Who runs the /animus/ fake news department?

I'll do it, I'll be the reporter.

Literally only ME.

Also my own personal dead thread.

>>1824575

Kanra or Grim.

They'll "keep /animus/ honest".

>>1824579

Kanra because he makes bigger posts.

>>1824576

We all will, Spec

We all will.

can your admin do this?

He plays nothing but Genji.

Overwatch is definitively the worst game to come out in the last couple of years.

>>1824584

>>1824588

I'm not capable of the necessary transformations.

>you will never have an IQ high enough to visualize eight dimensions on the fly for all of your scatter arrows to be headshot team wipes

>>1824589

Time for you to step down.

>>1824583

I am good at taking those out.

>>1824584

>>1824586

>>1824589

simple geometry tbh.

I volunteer to be the emperor

>>1824592

1v1 him for admin.

>>1824593

You're not allowed.

>>1824594

You can't tell me, the emperor, what I can and can't do.

if I had a dollar for every time someone pre-emptively lost their shit over what they thought I was

>omg he went hanzo gg

only to realize I was a step ahead of them all along

>forgive us. we did not know.

*Empress

Kanra, use you double digit IQ to fight Test for admin of /animus/ in an autistic Thunderdome.

>>1824595

I just did fag. Fight me about it.

Also

toofbruash nana biera

>>1824599

You're not worth the time nor the effort.

>>1824598

my hanzo

vs his genji

>>1824601

Someones a coward.

>>1824602

Show him your incredible ability to press Q in a crowded area.

>>1824604

A coward for not fighting with a loser over the internet?

>>1824605

uh, did you not catch all my other webms?

the scatter-free, dragon-free ones?

tsuchi, I want you to watch this one,

frame by frame,

and just try to visualize being this way by default

everyday.

>>1824582

>>1824582

>>1824582

>>1824606

Now we're just fighting about if you're a coward or not.

This is going down hill fast.

>>1824608

Why are you so thirsty to start a fight online? Is this what this place has become?

I upgraded my PC today.

feelsfastman.avi

>>1824607

Truly rising out of Silver to Gold.

>>1824609

I have to prove myself as the dominate male online because i'm so small and weak irl :(

>>1824612

You're just as irrelevant online as you are irl. Stop trying.

>>1824613

No.

I'm an internet superstar.

>>1824614

Who tells you that? Or is it self-proclaimed?

>>1824615

I have 42 subscribers.

>>1824616

Get fucking shit on

he's got the reflexes

he's got the aim

he's got that 3D visualization

and nobody ever lets him feel good about it.

why does nobody let him feel good about being good.

>>1824611

I'm plat. but my comp keeps overheating. I never tilt. but the rage I felt at myself for keeping trying to play, knowing there was a 50% chance of overheating, made me stop for the last week.

were I to go back, I wouldn't even need to warm up. never've had to.

>>1824617

oh yeah ?

Well I have 14k total views.

>>1824619

>>1824620

>implying a random good play makes you good

I'd like to see how many awful plays you made to get that one good one

>>1824618

Just how long are you going to be the autistic guy in the corner failing to suck his own dick?

>>1824623

SUSHI NO DONT FALL FOR THE TRAP

Kanra is literally Steve Bannon now.

>>1824621

stop

i'm already dead

>>1824622

that's the brilliant thing though

that's the average day for me

in almost every FPS

>>1824623

saying it doesn't make it true!

>>1824625

you mean President? cool.

>>1824625

Steve at least has style

>>1824626

get fukt faget. I'm the emperor

>>1824627

You seem to only be going back to that one clip tho.

Also a child could play Overwatch well.

>>1824627

>saying it doesn't make it true!

Like every claim you have about being 160 IQ and a genius?

>>1824628

He looks like some creepy gay uncle that is a registered sex offender.

I'm auditioning for American Idol tomorrow, I'm nervous.

>>1824629

No. I'm the only one whos allowed that title.

>>1824629

Because that clip still manages to blow my mind.

If I tried to think at that speed with words, I wouldn't be able to.

There's no way of looking at that clip other than someone on autopilot.

the fact a kid could be pro isn't a good argument and you know it.

>>1824630

oh gil, you have such a terrifyingly awful memory.

>>1824633

well I rekt you, so your new title can be "emperor's bitch"

>>1824631

He pulls off his style.

>>1824634

What is Girugamesh misremembering?

to be fair

and this is a bit sad to think

Overwatch has well-hidden aim assist

I'm almost entirely certain that the head hitbox on enemies becomes the full size of their torso, if you're firing in mid-air as Hanzo.

>>1824635

That is definitely not allowed.

>>1824638

Well I'm the emperor, and I deem it so.

>>1824636

he keeps remembering me talking about how smart I am, and all the times I referred to my high IQ, or my greatness and superiority

when in fact

I've only ever mentioned my IQ once, jokingly, in response to Grim threatening to flail my body like a flail

the rest of the time has been accurately depiciting the science and research that defines IQ

and you know what they do?

make it some bastard meme.

>>1824639

I have a strong and dominate master that won't allow this.

>>1824641

lol faggot

>>1824636

>>1824642

ye

>>1824582

>>1824646

>Posting old clips from April to try and prove you're good.

At least post recent shit

Yay! posting hanzos is fun! ^_^

>when Luka is the same "skill" as Kanra at Hanzo

>>1824640

This is a blatant lie

yI've seen the iq thing mentioned multiple times

>>1824648

Please don't beat me again.

>>1824652

untrue.

>>1824653

sometimes the badassery is too spread out to be captured in a single highlight/potg. but they still count.

>>1824654

yes, by others. you have accepted the illusion, because you feel disgust about me, that I'm more outspoken about IQ than my posts actually reflect. this is the danger of unquestioned memeing.

>>1824653

Jesus Christ this was read out-loud to me and I thought it was them exaggerating the way you spoke in a way to make fun of you. I didn't know it was an ACTUAL post.

Fucking wow

>>1824656

no no I'm one hundred percent sure you' wwere the one to bring it up

Shots fired at Luka from the Jesus slut in left field

pewpew

>>1824658

It was all just an ILLUSION. Consider yourself MINDFREAKED.

>>1824658

yes, but if you're curious, actually go back and check out the context in which it was brought up, and what I actually had to say.

it's all rather dull, really.

>>1824656

ye

here's my original potg that started it all~

uwu

>>1824660

*activates barier*

>>1824661

>>1824661

by being such a bitch about the truth,

you're only damaging yourself.

>>1824663

keep doing stuff like that. predicting and positioning.

it means much less need to aim.

>>1824659

thx babe

I didn't mean to interrupt the yuri, so I'll give you your space.

>>1824666

it's nice when everything just lines up at the right moment and your ready for it! ^_^

>>1824666

I'm sorry I don't know the real truth™ as spoken from you.

>>1824670

or right behind a door! so they have no time to react in the small corridoor they are grouped in ^_^

>>1824672

We are woke af now, like the neanderthals on black people twitter.

>>1824674

This Kang is woke AF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ4Vg_3jRQE

>>1824675

I pray for nuclear holocaust simply to wipe these monkeys off the face of the planet.

>>1824676

It continues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmmNex0-dbw

Gas the two gays.

They are gaying the heck out of this thread.

>>1824678

Gays are terrible

>>1824677

>Joshua Hardinger9 months ago

>If you read the comments, they are filtering them out too. Either but deleting them or by creating counter comments. They have tactics, so that even when you listen to a song like this, you won't even take it in. They'll make you doubt yourself. Don't listen to any person; Don't listen to anyone at all. Observe your reality and make conclusions based on your data alone. Have you ever seen the earth from a distance far enough to literally know what it all looks like? No. No, you have not. There are so many other things to question just look objectively. They only reason they can control humans, is because humans don't know how it's done. Explore the world, and understand your oppression not at all just in skin color, gender, or sexual orientation, but your ultimate oppression as an intelligent species harboring in active and ever moving Space.

>What are you gonna do about it?

>>1824679

I know, if only they would keep their faggy foreplay in the closet. Behind a closed door. God damn them.

Fucking Trump too, not keeping to his promise to make America great again.

>>1824681

>>1824679

The Gays are a menace to society

>>1824682

The gays even pretend to worship the Lord.

Such blasphemy.

Gas 'em all.

>>1824681

Nah, just need to choke on a fat one and die

>>1824682

Are

>>1824683

A sheep in wolf's clothing! We all know you thirst for the benis.

Stop this nonsense and get in the work camp.

>>1824685

But neither of those two gays here have the size to do such a thing.

while everyone around me hungers for cock

I hunger for tasty munchies

I think I willl have to make the journey

>>1824688

Godspeed, buddy.

>>1824688

woah

to where

>>1824687

You should help them

>>1824691

That would be gay. I ain't lookin' to do that, yo.

Leeeeeets... Ask.... Uh.

We gassed the resident gay person of color already, so that wouldn't work.

>>1824692

Well, I guess we're fucked then

>>1824693

Just get the shotgun, we'll take them out back like that old dog.

>>1824694

Okay, I'll hold them in place and you pull the trigger

>>1824695

Coward.

But deal~

>>1824696

I thought we were shooting gays. It's only right I'll be on the receiving end of the barrel

>>1824697

Traitor!

>>1824698

born this way, yadda yadda, and other bullshit. It's alright, just pull the trigger, coward

Being gay is a choice.

Just like how I should be in bed right now but i'm not.

>>1824700

That's what I was implying, yes

>>1824699

That's okay, we'll just put a skirt on you and it'll be fiiiiine~

>>1824700

Go to bed neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd.

>>1824702

Absolutely degenerate.

I'm merely a man with a fetish, I'll never wear anything like that

>>1824703

To the camps with you!

>>1824701

I didn't read most of it.

>>1824702

I should.

>>1824705

>>1824704

What a waste of resources

>>1824706

Of course you wouldn't, faggot~

>>1824706

Go.

>>1824707

Not really, you'll be making the bullets for the guns that we will then use to rid us of the gays.

Perfect.

>>1824708

I could do that

>>1824707

Tildes are only used for lewd implications

>>1824708

I REALLLY don't want tooooo

>>1824710

Nope, they're also used to make strikethrough text

>>1824711

Only huge sluts use them after everything.

>>1824712

Can't be. If that's so, you should be using them more often

>>1824709

Good girl.

>>1824710

But it's comfy as heck yo.

>>1824714

>girl

I'm starting to think you should be in the camps too

>>1824713

I'm not a huge slut though.

I'm more like

a

uhh

predator

>>1824714

Yeah but I gotta go do stuff in the morning

And only for women

>>1824716

>>1824717

Yeah, right, of course you are

The only people here I've seen actually use strikethrough text is me. And now Hu. I'm just saying.

>>1824715

Can't put the boss in there, I get to do whatever.

It's almost akin to diplomatic immunity but better.

>>1824716

In't that... More of a reason to do so?

>>1824719

Are you implying we're the same person?

>>1824720

Don't think your henchmen will appreciate knowing their boss is a faggot himself

>>1824720

procrastination

>>1824719

Hey Squidder.

>>1824721

Those henchmen will burn to death if they even think of going against me, mein nigga.

>>1824722

A fair enough reason. x3

>>1824723

If you kill all your subjects, then who are you the boss of?

>>1824725

wow, slut

>>1824726

re-enacting what?

>>1824727

huposting on point

>>1824727

wow

admitting you're a slut

>>1824728

:)

>>1824729

I guess the thread only got two then

/r/ squiddy fanfics please

>>1824733

WOW HAVE YOU HEARD OF SOMETHING CALLED SPOILERS

>>1824733

But Feku... I don't even watch anime. Looking up these names, it looks like it's from Dragon Ball

>>1824735

>>1824736

Still not asleep.

>>1824737

those are fightin words.....put ur dukes up.....

>>1824740

I want to watch you squirm~

>>1824738

Go to bed, and sleep

>>1824739

*puts dukes up*

okay

Cucking people is fun

Getting cucked isn't fun

>>1824742

>>1824744

Pretty hard when i'm not trying.

>>1824743

I have derived no pleasure from either ever ;/

>>1824741

Who even LIKES feet

Like what the FUCK

>>1824749

Squiddy socky !!

>>1824746

How hard can it be to try?

>>1824748

Check out this song I made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPErD_Nq5TY

>>1824745

Sitting like that on top of a dude, is pretty gay if you're a guy

>>1824747

Yep, and take Squiddy with you

>>1824751

Pretty damn hard.

>>1824751

He isn't invited.

>>1824754

I rolled with my buddys just today actually in a completely heterosexual non homo manner

it was actually really fun and we 're gonna do it tomorrow if it doesnt rain :3

>>1824752

you're killing it bro!!!

>>1824753

Now......

>>1824756

right, totally heterosexual way, absolutely no-homo. Totally

>>1824757

Nope.. I even had to look up the acronym to find out what it meant

>>1824755

Yeah, I know it.

Good job replying to Hu, faggot.

>>1824759

XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSSITIMIWOAMNDUTROABCWAPWAEIIPPOHFFFX

>>1824756

Thanks fam

>>1824760

>renz

>>1824761

pic related me right now....

>>1824766

Don't worry Feku !

I have true saiyan pride

>>1824755

I invited him for you

>>1824759

Don't blame him, he's tired

>>1824765

Sleep well~

>>1824766

I'm fairly sure watching something very manly with buffed dudes, won't make me less so

>>1824767

congratulations

I thought you already had it how did you get to work all these years

>>1824769

not sleeping yet...only in bed.....

bump

>>1824764

Don't google it.

>>1824769

My master won't allow this.

this metal has pig reeeees in it

>>1824776

>>1824775

that sounds like a not fun job

why you stop with the boxes?

MY POWER IS MAXIMUM

>>1824771

Oh. Bed can be comfy

>>1824772

/bumps

>>1824773

Your master is Squiddy though. I'm fairly sure he'll allow himself in Your bed

>>1824776

Sounds gay as fuck

>>1824780

No hes not.

Goggles is.

I will cuck everyone to death if needed.

>>1824780

>>1824780

>>1824769

But I get to call him a fag for it

>>1824773

Now that's just going overboard on their memes

>>1824781

So you got two masters, huh? How slutty

>>1824782

*petpet*

>>1824783

*petpet*

>>1824784

You do, always nice having an excuse for that

>>1824784

Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis

>>1824786

I'm not going to bother googling this one

>>1824785

>>1824785

i want fun things.

>>1824788

>>1824789

What are fun things?

>>1824785

I do not.

>>1824787

Loser

>>1824791

lies

me

a cute servient dog

>>1824793

>>1824794

you kept my picture ..////.

>>1824792

I really don't though.

>>1824790

video games with freinds

and food

and anime

>>1824795

In fact, I kept several.

>>1824798

m-may i see some of the others?

>>1824796

I don't believe you, fag

>>1824797

Food is always fun

Mister steal your girl.

80

100

>>1824800

Thats fine.

You're allowed to be wrong.

>>1824800

im hungry now

>>1824802

I'm not wrong though

>>1824804

Same, but lazy, and too early

>>1824791

Yeah

I'm such a loser for not googling memebands

Have fun on /b/

I won't be going

>>1824805

:(

Please darwin~

>>1824805

You're extremely wrong.

>>1824806

I thought you would OF loved anything meme related.

>>1824808

darwin is just a figment of your imagination

>>1824812

That's alright thank you for letting me know!!!

>>1824813

no Darwin is my Master!!

>>1824811

I look around the thread and all see is

nini friends

just look at the stuff YouTube is trying to Reccomend me!

>>1824819

nini bardo

:)

>>1824819

Goodnight, sleep well

>>1824823

i just got to it now.

aww... it's not a 3dio, and it's playing at -29.2db

:(

well after watching a few vids at 2x speed

this is my recommended vids now:

>

>>1824826

>computer handles it

>4 tabs with the "oh no, it crashed" favicon

uh...