No.77638
If you could be a 2dqt, who would you be and why?
No.77647
A busty /fit/ futa that will fill my love-hole with babies so we can create a new race of females and futa only.
No.77648
I'd try something from a cuter franchise, not some crap, honestly.
No.77651
>>77647
But anon, how will your penis be able to bend like that while staying erect?
No.77653
But I like being a guy. I don't want to be small and weak just to be cute. I like having a dick over the inferior cunny. I would rather have the responsibilities of an adult than be a 2D loli that has to rely on onii-chan. I wouldn't mind taking care of a loli, but I don't want to be one.
No.77655
>>77653
I want a permaloli imouto, who's also an oppai loli, so bad. I am the youngest child in my family and have only a bitchy 3D older sister.
No.77656
>>77638
>would you rather be an attractive girl or an unattractive guy
So you're asking if I wanna turn on cheat codes for life?
No.77664
>>77651
but im a girl u dumb-dumb
No.77669
>>77664
>coming here to larp as a femgroid
Get back to /a/ and stay there faggot
No.77671
Only if it's a Ranma 1/2 deal. My dick and I have had too good of a relation to just up and ditch him like that.
No.77672
>>77671
Honestly it would have to be permanent for me. I think I could live without my dick but I would want to be a loli forever, no growing up and menstruating bullshit
No.77675
Sounds exactly like the pickup lines of homos, updated for weebs groomed to like transexuals.
No.77686
>>77664
Girl's penises are even less bendy than males and impregnating yourself instead of letting your childhood friend do it is morally wrong. Pregnant belly or GTFO, thot.
No.77688
I've invested so many years of hard work into my body that I'm only willing to trade it for one of a similar height and build with a nicer face.
No.77695
No interest.
>>77688
Guess Jojo is the only place left for us.
No.77700
If I could age myself down or go back in time I'd rather just be a boy again with the knowledge I have now. I could always crossdress if I really wanted to feel girly. If I had to be a woman of my current age I'd decline, I'd have already missed out on the fun part of life for women, though I guess it would be nice to be a housewife.
No.77761
>>77700
> I could always crossdress if I really wanted to feel girly
No, fuck off.
That shit doesn't work and is disgusting.
No.77768
>>77761
Hypothetically speaking it probably would up to a certain age.
No.77779
>>77653
>But I like being a guy
>I like having a dick
This.
If one of you faggots turned into a cute loli, I'd definitely bang you.
You have to know how to cook and clean, though.
No.77780
>>77761
This. We're not talking about some degenerate stuff like crossdressing. Especially 3dpd. This is more of a "would you be an animu loli" type deal. That being said, being able to switch back and forth is basically a neccesity because having a dick is nice, but I don't want to be girly AND have a dick. That's just sad.
Also If I'm going to be a loli, I have to be one of those "tiny girl using a huge weapon" types.
No.77783
>>77669
>>77665
>>77686
I thought we were suppose to be funposting. Im not actually a girl.
No.77786
>>77768
Not really, no. It's rare when a boy can pull it off, but it's gay either ways.
No.77789
>>77653
>I don't want to be small and weak just to be cute
Neither would I. I'd do it for the easy mode life instead.
No.77790
>>77671
I don't particularly mind my dick but I absolutely fucking hate my prostate and it has honestly ruined my life.
No.77798
>>77790
What happened to it, anon?
No.77801
No.77807
>>77780
>"tiny girl using a huge weapon" types.
No.77808
I'd want to be really small (anywhere from smaller than average loli to palm-sized minigirl) and absolutely adorable. Some magical talent or supernatural ability to compensate for my size would be nice. Being a permaloli is a must. Also want to have 100% risk-free pregnancies, so my size won't be an issue when I want to have children (and enjoy indulging in my pregnancy fetish without worry at the same time).
If I can choose partners too I'd naturally want my waifu, hopefully equipped with a futa penis or some sort of way to make me pregnant with her yuri babies so we can raise a family together. If I can't be with her then I'd be willing to live with a nice anon who would be kind and gentle to me.
>>77779
>You have to know how to cook and clean, though.
Cooking and cleaning is super easy.
No.77811
>>77808
I hope for your sake you have expandable bones and squishy internals.
No.77812
>>77808
>Cooking and cleaning is super easy
It's not about it being difficult.
I want to live a life in which I am the sole breadwinner while my little wife is at home taking care of it and the first thing I see when I come back is her smile and have a warm meal made with love.
There's also that special feeling knowing she did all of that just for me.
Bonus points if she has a sweet singing voice and can play an instrument.
No.77817
>>77801
No. Chronic prostatitis that was a bitch to fix that caused a recurring prostatic inflammation and an untreatably nervous bladder that sends me to toilet ever half hour if I don't completely dehydrate myself and every 5 minutes if i had alcohol. Also general nether-region irritability that prevents me from wearing anything but jamies and loose tracksuits without being constantly conscious about my clothes.
Had to lose like 50 jobs because of that before I had the option to just go for autismbux.
No.77818
>>77811
Hopefully. Being stretchy at that scale would really help. Bodyjobs are great, but it'd suck if I couldn't get fucked as a minigirl. At least I could still be cummed inside and let "risk-free pregnancies" cover any other complications. Though I did give a size range, with the max being a short loli. Being just large enough to take a dick would be acceptable. Or give me something like the miracle mallet and I can make it work both ways.
>>77812
>I want to live a life in which I am the sole breadwinner while my little wife is at home taking care of it and the first thing I see when I come back is her smile and have a warm meal made with love.
>There's also that special feeling knowing she did all of that just for me.
That's a wonderful dream; an ideal life for both parties. Though if I were a minigirl I can see a lot of complications in cooking depending on scale of the tools used/dish being made, if I'm working alone, or whether I'm a fairy or an inchling. Miracle mallet would solve this too.
No.77819
>>77801
>>77817
>>77798
Also before I rooted out the infection it really hurt like a bitch, all day every day, to the point I now hardly feel mild pain anywhere else, goes from slight-pressure sensation to injury really fucking fast and only a couple of handful non-prescription, but nevertheless liver-destroying, painkillers and anti-inflammatories have an affect on me now.
No.77824
>>77638
But I am a 2dqt. I am a cute loli is a forever elementary schooler!
No.77850
>>77638
>Anon turns into a little girl
I'd rather turn into a kyokon shota, tbh
No.77856
>>77818
>3rd pic
>a pinch of salt
Yea, that looks about right.
Still adorable.
I guess it would be pretty difficult for such a small girl to do things around a big house all by herself.
Still, she'd probably make for great company.
>>77824
Not so loud or you might get marriage proposals in your mail.
No.77858
>>77856
>I guess it would be pretty difficult for such a small girl to do things around a big house all by herself.
It'll make her effort and struggles all the more endearing, even if she can't get every task done alone and you have to step in and help her while she tears up over not being able to take care of the chores for your sake
>Still, she'd probably make for great company.
Definitely.
No.77862
>>77858
>pic 1
do you think the fairy maids fuck the hobgoblins that moved into the mansion?
just wondering, haha.
No.77874
>>77856
What a cute fairy! Please take good care of her and treat her well!
No.77913
>>77862
Yes, at least four (4) hours daily. Fairy dickus are big enough that they're essentially flying dildos when erect.
No.77916
>>77858
It seems rather easy for #5 to fall into the boiling hot soup. They should install a guard rail or something.
No.77955
>>77916
>It seems rather easy for #5 to fall into the boiling hot soup.
She is cooking with Seija, so that's probably the point.
No.77961
>>77858
why is killa kill cooking with a gnome
No.78055
>>77858
Actually, now that I think about it, the greatest benefit a fairy could provide would be to be constantly with me and make sure that I'm not slacking off like I usually do.
>>77874
I'd try to kiss her, but I'm not sure if it would work.
No.78069
I guess i would become this bitch right here, mainly because she has special powers, a wolfman buttler and is rich.
No.78070
>>78069
shit, forgot the pic.
No.78085
>>78055
Having a pocket planner fairy help you with reminders and give you advice would be wonderful. Also perfect for climbing into your pants to reward you after a hard day's work.
>I'm not sure if it would work.
Nonsense! Let her kiss you on your hand/cheek, or gently press your lips against her mouth/face. If you use your tongue it'll get sloppy for her, so be careful.
No.78196
>>77653
Too bad. As a faggot, you're gonna get alped into a little girl when the monster invasion happens and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
No.78197
>>78070
>I only just noticed her boots now
Fucking womanlets.
>>78085
Tiny bowl-wearing 2hu is really cute, but I absolutely would not want her to have formerly been a boy.
No.78222
>>77638
>ankle strap heels
I..uh…*gulp*
No.78241
>>78196
I think I know of a way to deal with monster girls.
No.78244
>>77665
This just looks like he's fist bumping her abdomen.
No.82032
/fit/ 7.5ft tall girl with extra power on fist casting.
No.82051
>>77647
>race of females and futa only.
No. Do selective breeding so males become girls (♂)
They could grow up as shotas or traps and grow up into shemales or still traps.
No.82065
>>78197
I thought she was a tiny girl grinding on sausages until it looped for the third time.
No.82069
Honestly, I just really like her character design.
No.82140
Honestly I would prefer to be a shota but if it's necessary for me to become a loli to live in an animu world then fuck. I would definitely go for it, but if that's the case I want to be an eternal loli who likes animu and vidya as well as liking other girls so that I can enjoy the same things I can now. And being cute as fuck is a must, if I'm to be a little girl I want to at the very least look nice. And also my friends need to be eternal lolis too, and no 3dpd mindset in a 2D body type of deals, we're all to have mentalities of cute 2D girls and act and feel appropriately.
No.82162
I'd be grave keeper loli because I want to bury kike alive.
No.82170
Is this just the appearance or do the superpowers come with?