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File: 7583b04bb220943⋯.png (334.3 KB, 409x353, 409:353, LoliHaetPizza2.png)

 No.36628

friendly reminder that if lolis are trying to trick you into entering their rape van you can scare them off with pizza

 No.36629

File: 51a842a1906e282⋯.png (276.82 KB, 599x587, 599:587, 1531567858.png)

Is this the birth of an epic new meme?


 No.36630

File: 974840d759a9b53⋯.jpg (64.33 KB, 593x625, 593:625, 1520551162401.jpg)

>>36629

Is this the beginning of merciless bullying of an obvious newfag?


 No.36631

>>36628

unless its a loli c.c.


 No.36640

File: ef5983dbcaca9e6⋯.png (340.52 KB, 964x702, 482:351, Peacock panicking over piz….png)


 No.36658

How do we know this isn't some kind of misinformation in order to trick anons into engaging the loli gangs?


 No.36665

>>36658

Like some dastardly lolis trying to fool us into ordering pizza for them?


 No.36668

>>36665

If it was pizza they wanted they'd just ambush pizza delivery guys. What I'm saying is that on seeing this thread, anons might think it wise to arm themselves with pizza to try and fend off the loli rape gangs with.


 No.36673

>>36665

But in that case, since beer goes with pizza, the Free Beer vans aren't lies to begin with and it's safe to enter them.


 No.36681

>>36673

And that's exactly what those damn lolis want us to think. The best thing to do if you suspect a loli gang is follwing you is to flee to a safe location or failing that a wide open or populated space.


 No.36722

File: 3ac28d843c41ff2⋯.jpg (131.72 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 5b25fd034c1737d7fa7f57d532….jpg)

This is the oldest trick in the book. Pizza provides lolis with an ideal mix of protein, carbs, and fats that they need for the energy to subdue unsuspecting anons.

Do not fall for this disinfo.


 No.36937

Lolis fear the web


 No.36940

File: bf48b03dbcd14e3⋯.jpg (85.78 KB, 720x480, 3:2, web.jpg)

>>36937

like this?


 No.36944

File: 059167c0dba7f49⋯.jpg (147.58 KB, 741x431, 741:431, 1114093957664.jpg)

If found in the outdoors by a loli, always carry some cake to throw at them before making an escape.


 No.36951

File: 010aa3c7e291fac⋯.jpg (389.31 KB, 850x601, 850:601, bedroomeyesarachne.jpg)

>>36937

Do lolis fear spoders?


 No.36952

Is this some elaborate cheese pizza joke?


 No.36962

>>36940

I haven't seen this image in a long time.


 No.37081

File: 281976ba2bb7b96⋯.png (457.83 KB, 640x426, 320:213, 00281728172.png)

>>36628

"Loli haet pizza".

That's what the nanashi-sans online always told us. We thought it'd keep us safe. How wrong we were.

It was a quiet night. Stars no longer show in the night sky, the thick smog of male tears that choked the world in a salty, brackish death-grip. Me and a friend, both with pizzas at hand, were caught out after the curfew time; when the loli rape gangs would drive around the city in their white vans spraypainted with 'free beer'.

We didn't know that the lolis, over the decade, had developed technology and genetic engineering to overcome their weakness to pizza. So, in ignorance, we tried.

I knew something was wrong when her eyes shone like a cat that had found something shiny to play with, even when we opened our pizza boxes. I threw my pizza at her and we ran. Mistake 1 - I should have looked back, and maybe then at least I could have warned my friend. But I didn't.

I didn't see the loli lick off the cheese on her face and smile as she licked her lips in anticipation of the hunt. That was the worst thing; they were persistence hunters. They'd chase you around, calmly following you no matter how hard you ran - and then show up in their vans when your body gave out from competing against a cold, unfeeling machine designed for power.

So we ran. Mistake 2.

We were trapped - we knew it. We would take a seat over there. Like a rat trapped in a cage, we were only delaying the inevitable. Regardless, we ran - and the vans followed.

The two of us were averagely fit, so in the scale of 3 hours of running, they had us on the ropes, sweat beading our faces, the scent of our fear now marking our trail. That's when they surrounded us, like sharks circling a wounded animal, their grins and glistening eyes seeming to glow in the moonlight. Their leader, a short girl with a name tag on her dress that said 'Hi! I'm Ayumi!", stepped forwards, her groping hands reaching for my shirt, when my friend - another nanashi-san, flung his pizza at her, hoping to use the attack to break through their defensive circle, perhaps hijack a van to make our escape.

A noble effort, to be sure. I would never know what he did really plan, because as I watched the pizza land splat on her flat chest, her expression only changed from bemusement to laughter. Licking off a chunk of still-melted cheese off her chest, almost making a sexual display of it, she let the pizza drop to the floor, unfazed - a cruel smile adorning her pizza-splattered face.

That's when we knew. It was over. We would not see another day.

All at once, as if an invisible signal was given, the lolis charged forwards at us. And in our state of exhaustion and fear, there was no way for us to fight back. They tied us up like fresh-caught wild game and dragged us back to their rape vans. We would have struggled, if we could have found breath to do so - and finally, we were put on the seat over there. My friend was desperately trying to bite his own tongue off, but the metal mouth-gags they had put on us prevented us from taking the easy way out. We were stripped of our clothes, with savage blades and scissors, humiliated beyond all measure to be videotaped - to be shared around like some sort of sick fetish video on weebagram.

Eventually, the lolis got bored of using us over and over. By then my friend had become broken into a loli-pussy addict, begging them for one more lick. I had been broken as well, now sporting a painful erection from hours of blue-balling and teasing. When the time came for them to suck out our lives through our dicks, we could not resist. We were pushed to the floor, dicks up and the lolis took turns sucking us off until we came, crying in shame and pain as our painful erections disgorged visible power into their bodies.

With our eyesight, minds and bodies failing under the repeated rapes, I did what I could do in our final moments, I reached out and took my friend's hand as the world turned dark. I didn't remember his name - the lolis had taken even that from me.


 No.37122

thank you encyclopedia dramatica for keeping unfunny memes alive for newfags to fit in


 No.37129

>loli haet pizza

>but they also give out free rock CDs

I like pizza, but OP's pizza pic is disgusting, I like free rock CD's. What do, /animu/?


 No.37160

File: 3f1831b8b2b803d⋯.gif (87.09 KB, 640x360, 16:9, free CDs.gif)

>>37129

The CDs are free. What could possibly go wrong?


 No.37162

File: fd166d62728932f⋯.jpg (391.72 KB, 1042x1500, 521:750, 33d6c7161f684d4236fb6dce91….jpg)

File: 04cc7ec89a44cd6⋯.jpg (415.02 KB, 1042x1500, 521:750, df7bc1ffcf1057d30e94855126….jpg)

File: bd187620a5b0a43⋯.jpg (449.92 KB, 1042x1500, 521:750, 5b733e5f0ba8de56f5680cd58f….jpg)

File: e3cc5fd683d7a8a⋯.jpg (429.31 KB, 1042x1500, 521:750, e268c64c946921e0708478a713….jpg)

>Loli Predators


 No.37176

File: 9bb979beae81ffc⋯.jpg (96.78 KB, 861x889, 123:127, determined loli eating fre….jpg)

>>37081

To think, this thread probably would have just been deleted on /a/.


 No.37178

>>37122

THE GAME


 No.37180

File: e59ee063ddc2a1b⋯.jpg (604.3 KB, 1200x1717, 1200:1717, dfab1f4d37dbe002204c74bc5b….jpg)

File: 48eb4fe2d5b7c63⋯.jpg (719.56 KB, 1200x1730, 120:173, 7cc92ed2c715ef646654b2a0f6….jpg)

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 No.37182

File: a6f8e99a6470873⋯.jpg (98.8 KB, 595x842, 595:842, 69739826_p0.jpg)

>>37176

/a/ mods hate lolis and the lolicon order, because it's pure and beautiful, and also because it's bigger and stronger than they are, and they feel that they can not fully control it. Loli's beauty and harmony stands in stark contrast to their squalidness and ugliness, and that makes them hate it all the more. /a/ mods are destroyers. They are anti-lolis.


 No.37184

File: d79319d9a5fe5ac⋯.png (645.8 KB, 1416x2000, 177:250, d79319d9a5fe5ac0fe77925d1b….png)

>>37182

>/a/ mods hate lolis and the lolicon order

I don't think so. If they do hate lolis, lolicon lewds would have been banned there like they were banned on cuckchan /a/. /a/ mods just have OCD that wants to keep shit 'punctual' and 'perfect'.


 No.37188

>>37184

Yeah, it's more along the lines that /a/, in their attempt to become the little girl, failed and became the 3dpd instead, which is reflected in their bratty tsuntsun board-tan that makes all the meidos clean up after her.


 No.37189

File: 1fc51f23bd08750⋯.jpg (216.65 KB, 595x842, 595:842, 67473263_p0.jpg)

>>37184

>lolicon lewds would have been banned there like they were banned on cuckchan /a/

I thought they actually were recently? >>35827

Anyway, that post was just a comedic edit of a quote from Bobby Fischer on the jews:

>Jews hate nature and the natural order, because it's pure and beautiful, and also because it's bigger and stronger than they are, and they feel that they can not fully control it. Nature's beauty and harmony stands in stark contrast to their squalidness and ugliness, and that makes them hate it all the more. Jews are destroyers. They are anti-humans.


 No.37197

>>37182

how small do you have to be for lolis to be bigger than you?


 No.37199

File: d123f86e6fa1c72⋯.jpg (51.67 KB, 341x547, 341:547, dacffad87c80daa6f0dea343f3….jpg)

>>37189

>I thought they actually were recently? >>35827

No, they just ban people for 'complaining' about shit. They've always banned people for "useless bitching".


 No.37203

File: 38f129d638ecb35⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 674.6 KB, 1900x1211, 1900:1211, __berserker_predator_mr_bl….jpg)


 No.37205

File: 75f85c60f4571a6⋯.gif (525.45 KB, 400x248, 50:31, 658282415eb2448b7af004d884….gif)

>>37203

>mr predator black berserker predator mr black predator predator and rumia predator and movie predator and knuckles predator


 No.37207

File: 7b1a78549fb5b8f⋯.mp4 (10.21 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Knuckles from K-.-N-.-U-.-….mp4)

>>37205

>knuckles predator


 No.37216

File: 61a200ba14b0f26⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 143.83 KB, 1194x446, 597:223, ClipboardImage.png)

>>37189

>I thought they actually were recently? >>35827

This faggot unless there's anons copying him by now but I doubt it comes to every single thread to complain about the lack of loli fanservice, even if the series that doesn't contain a loli. The height of his stupidity was when he complained about the lack of loli fanservice in the Violet evergarden threads, a show that doesn't even have a loli or much fanservice.

I assume he was getting banned for shitting up the Harukana Receive, in which case it was already summed up why people can't stand him. He should be bullied on sight but it seems like he went back to a after his ban expired.

I'm still convinced that he is a cursed shitposter who's trying to mamay all lolis out of existence.


 No.37221

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>37189

>Anyway, that post was just a comedic edit of a quote from Bobby Fischer on the jews:

>>Jews hate nature and the natural order, because it's pure and beautiful, and also because it's bigger and stronger than they are, and they feel that they can not fully control it. Nature's beauty and harmony stands in stark contrast to their squalidness and ugliness, and that makes them hate it all the more. Jews are destroyers. They are anti-humans.

After working with some of dajoos I have to tell ya, I think Bobby Fischer is not wrong


 No.37222

>>37216

Are you another one of those faggots from /ameta/ who come here just to defend your tranny mods? I don't think people should be banned and have their posts deleted for such small things, based on that image and your post I assume that all he did was jokingly mention that there were no lolis in threads about certain shows. Big fucking deal.

I don't really know exactly what the deal with him is but I have a strong feeling that this is just another case of /a/'s userbase and their mods sperging out over nothing because they're secretly getting bored by how "clean" their shithole is and need constant meta discussion to liven up their board.


 No.37224

"they" do not want you to enjoy lolis because it loosens their grip on you. think of it as an inner child vs subjugated and brainwashed adult scenario. lolis free your mind. they experiment on children because they resent the threat to control they represent and are trying to damage them on a metaphysical level. children and people who havent completely lost their inner child are more likely to disobey and break free, while "level headed" mentally compromised adults think such things are reckless and not in their best interests.


 No.37228

>>37222

>I don't know the full story but you are wrong.

Bitch, I just use both boards. People can shit on /a/ all day, I don't agree but I can relate. I just hate it when people spread lies like that.

I did indeed defend /a/ twice before, with these two posts.

>>35165

>>34658

That's about it.


 No.37229

>>37216

Sounds like that anon is either paranoid or false flagging to get people annoyed with lolicons.


 No.37231

>>37228

>I just hate it when people spread lies like that.

This. If /a/ is to be hated, it should be based off truth.


 No.37233

>>37228

REMOVE /a/ remove /a/

you are worst tranny. you are the tranny idiot you are the tranny smell. return to r/anime. to our r/anime cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,./a/ we will never forgeve you. tranny genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead tranny..ahahahahahR/ANIME WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget fartposting.….hahahahaha idiot tranny and /a/mod smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE /a/ FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. /animu/+/v/+/pol/+/jp/=kill /a/…you will ww2/

. /animu/ greattst board

>>37229

Honestly, at this point I wouldn't be suprised if /a/'s mods go as far as to roleplay as annoying shitposters to make it seem like there are countless unwanted elements on their board that still need to be purged to excuse their shitty behaviour towards the general userbase.

>>37228

>>37231

>I just hate it when people spread lies like that.

To be fair, I never said that I believed that my claims were the full truth, I simply felt that the moderators and some members of /a/'s userbase made a big deal out of one guy making a few shitposts/funposts as they tend to do a lot. If a few posts are made that are not to their linking they immediately start making assumptions about them being raided or some guy intentionally spamming the place after which their meido starts attentionwhoring with his BO cap and derails another thread with meta bullshit.

tl;dr I generally don't like taking /a/'s side due to them having acted like spegs over nothing in the past.


 No.37234

>>37233

*to their liking


 No.37240

>>37182

>/a/ mods

>mods

all but one quit


 No.37241

File: 5d36dae54b795b6⋯.jpg (181.7 KB, 2508x1649, 2508:1649, 5d3.jpg)

Honestly I rather drop discussion on /a/ and what they do and focus on the fun shit that happens here. A board built on a grudge doesn't last and /animu/ is a board built on fun, not grudges.


 No.37242

>>37233

>tl;dr I generally don't like taking /a/'s side due to them having acted like spegs over nothing in the past.

Chill. Like I said, it's not like I can't relate. I have made the same experience with a different board namely /monster/, specifically Aux. I can understand why one would come to hate a board and why you'd need to get it out of your system. I'll still not stand slander, my autism demands it.


 No.37243

>>37241

But which ONE is the ideal moeblob?


 No.37247

File: 397880af047d80e⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, [Doremi].Hyouge.Mono.39.[a….png)

>>37241

Technically, this board was built on an anti-/a/ grudge though. The former BO was frustated by /a/'s mods suddenly deciding to ban Kiniro Mosaic funposting threads and thus this board became an attempt at creating an alternative to /a/ since there was none (none that were alive at least) on this site.

t. former BO

>>37242

Sorry but I won't lose that grudge as long as their moderators remain as strict as they currently are. There's a clear line between wanting to keep your board on-topic and mass-deleting posts for small shit like spelling errors.

My issue is not just with the moderation team though, it's also the circlejerking userbase that constantly go witchhunting for "crossposters" in their own threads and practically worship their moderation team, going so far as to look for threads and posts on other boards that criticise them. Even if it's the same boards that they despise so much like /v/, which they tend to use as a boogeyman and blame for all posts they don't approve of.

This will probably be my last post ITT on the matter though, if this post made me sound like a rambling madman then that's just because I find an anime-related board that cares more about its mods and post "quality" than about actual anime way too fucking absurd.


 No.37284

File: 3e880c7d8997639⋯.png (2.57 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.37337

>>37216

That's LRD (lolisRdead), a tripfag from cuckchan /a/ that got his trip banned ages ago. He's had that same exact act for several years. He'll autistically shitpost about a lack of loli fanservice in any thread talking about a show with loli characters, and he'll ignore any proof to the contrary to keep baiting for (you)s.


 No.37343

File: a62446a01fe2c45⋯.jpg (52.75 KB, 960x720, 4:3, drunk oni.jpg)

>>37243

>>37241

Drunken lolibaba is ideal moeblob.


 No.37345

>thread on anti-loli tactics derailed by board meta discussion

Nice try lolis, we're on to your tricks.


 No.37384

>>37216

>This faggot unless there's anons copying him by now but I doubt it comes to every single thread to complain about the lack of loli fanservice, even if the series that doesn't contain a loli.

That's hilarious. People still get bent out of shape by LolisRDead.


 No.37385

>>37384

Not all heroes wear capes.


 No.37433

File: b5f639048f1bb48⋯.png (421.75 KB, 915x599, 915:599, Yupiel the superloli.PNG)

>>37343

That's probably entirely correct.


 No.37481

>>36630

we are all newfags here :^)


 No.37489

File: 9f276b8e62f5ed0⋯.gif (482.97 KB, 272x251, 272:251, 1508269933032.gif)

>>37481

Not true, I'm an oldfag from 2012.


 No.37493

File: 709549c503eafcd⋯.jpeg (409.22 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, reverse headpats.jpeg)

Stay vigilant anons, or you'll be mind broken from headpats.


 No.38818

This board is fucking awful.


 No.38834

File: 151cbb8522f6bc8⋯.mp4 (3.28 MB, 852x480, 71:40, ₍₍(ง˘ω˘)ว⁾⁾.mp4)

>>38818

this is the first time I visit it and to be frank I like it a lot


 No.38835

>>37493

Is there a webm of that moment?


 No.38845

File: 4d7aef696ea35a1⋯.webm (1.68 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1533609701.webm)

File: 10dead79b1bcbf6⋯.webm (13.97 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1533609595.webm)


 No.38851

File: 24cb3ff7b16ee2f⋯.jpg (174.2 KB, 419x610, 419:610, quality kogasa 8chan.jpg)


 No.38852

File: dff8531c838d706⋯.png (76.79 KB, 335x314, 335:314, unteraluigi.png)

>>37081

big if true


 No.38855

>>38852

enormous if accurate


 No.38858

>>38845

sauce?


 No.38877

File: 267730829743191⋯.png (514.69 KB, 1336x926, 668:463, mpc-hc64_2018-08-07_07-21-….png)


 No.38878

File: d7337b720f87384⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 742.22 KB, 1200x1500, 4:5, d7337b720f8738407cbcf26a8d….jpg)

>>38851

Kogasa a cute!


 No.38884

File: 915d372c3cf10c4⋯.png (907.97 KB, 1000x791, 1000:791, how_are_you_feeling_today.png)

>>36628

>mfw after more than a decade I finally understand the true meaning and origins of this meme


 No.38896

File: 87ace90ab86fc27⋯.webm (3.34 MB, 640x320, 2:1, hang.webm)

>>37489

>2012

>oldfag


 No.39113

>>37162

Is she a member of Sabbath disguised as a human?


 No.39155

File: fd85d379b6e2b46⋯.png (83.65 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, slowpoke.png)


 No.39164

File: d5c1fa4a1919584⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 59.11 KB, 354x561, 118:187, MJoegPjg0tGzGLPIlpSFUj2ANK….jpg)




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