[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / agatha2 / animu / arepa / asmr / hikki / leftpol / tacos / vg ]

/animu/ - Anime & Otaku Culture

take it easy!
Email
Comment *
File
Password (Randomized for file and post deletion; you may also set your own.)
* = required field[▶ Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
Embed
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Oekaki
Show oekaki applet
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Options

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4, swf, pdf
Max filesize is 16 MB.
Max image dimensions are 15000 x 15000.
You may upload 5 per post.


Rules / Useful links / 8chan community events / Board log
Friends: /cute/ /cyoa/ /games/ /japan/ /loli/ /monster/ /sticker/ /u/ /vg/ [combined]

File: ec46ee8bc0b9364⋯.jpg (133.04 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 1489604561551.jpg)

 No.1236

thank you anon for ordering the XXL mega hambahgah. you know i am a girl with a rather large appetite

 No.1237

File: 4fe9a87d6599b49⋯.jpg (142.66 KB, 850x1205, 170:241, __erufuda_san_elf_san_wa_y….jpg)

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Anon, can you get me more fries?


 No.1238

>>1236

Well seeing where all that food goes I have nothing to complain about. Nothing at all.


 No.1240

File: 76c5f4f5769a7c1⋯.webm (253.26 KB, 379x480, 379:480, 76c5f4f5769a7c1b7818d4d7b….webm)


 No.1244

File: 7f227ee669ece3d⋯.png (141.15 KB, 502x502, 1:1, 1504606995164.png)

>>1240

Very nice.


 No.1250

File: 6d62a0ac0d0af4f⋯.jpg (30.15 KB, 559x309, 559:309, 98237492.jpg)

>>1236

your welcome


 No.1251

File: 01fc036ee2335dc⋯.jpg (7.1 KB, 64x108, 16:27, 6d62a0ac0d0af4f40a2c47888f….jpg)


 No.1252

>>1251

I can see why you would mistake me for master swordsman Tatsugoro.


 No.4203

File: 4bdd0739754829c⋯.png (264.38 KB, 1512x1000, 189:125, burgirl ohayou.png)

Anime girls with burgers are my heart's fetish.


 No.4221

File: 4750fac266759a8⋯.jpg (848.25 KB, 1132x800, 283:200, 64489604_p0.jpg)

What is thread's purpose?


 No.5259

File: 0a89c79a96fd4af⋯.png (733.2 KB, 944x618, 472:309, 1452742692297.png)


 No.5856

>>4534

Chi never got her Maou, did she?


 No.5887

>There are people who don't make homemade hamburgers for their anime girls.


 No.5905

File: d4d82b9551e1058⋯.jpg (1.67 MB, 3820x2350, 382:235, archetype.jpg)

>>5887

What are the ideal burger recipes for anime girls and why? Are their different recipes that are more suitable for different archetypes?


 No.5917

>>5856

Good. She was far inferior to the redhead and the only good quality she had was tits. Redheroine, meanwhile, was a tsundere done right. It's a lot easier to justify a girl treating a guy like shit when he's essentially Satan and killed her family. Apparently they pretty much end up together and get some sort of magical adoptive daughter.


 No.6014

File: fbb90890dacde53⋯.png (161.79 KB, 772x468, 193:117, 英油がやめる.png)

>>5917

You seemed to have missed the point of the series, my friend. It's not called Maou Hooks Up With The Obvious Hero, it's called The Demon Lord is a Part-Timer. It's a series that involves quite a bit of humor, tongue-in-cheek and blatant, caped around an actually engaging story with well-developed and likeable dynamic characters. In particular, Emilia and Satan have an incredible chemistry together in their role as demon lord-turned straight hard worker, and tragic heroine turned mostly-self-made hero. That chemistry, however isn't romantic in nature. Again, it's not called Demon Lord hooks up with Hero.

Let's put that title into more perspective. You hear The Devil is a Part-Timer, you think naturally it's going to be more low-key slice of life bits that pave his ambition of retaking his home, right? And maybe some moral questions in the middle, given Satan is presented largely an antihero, a not-so-morally bankrupt dictator with a strong set of morals, scruples, and ambition. The cuteness, comedy, and joy, then, cannot help but arrive in seeing a human girl reach for Satan while he travels that road, and using her to see what he can become, and what potentially they can become, whether their potential relationship ends in happiness or sadness or even tragically.

But what of Emilia? She doesn't need to be in his life in that way. In fact, it'd better serve the story if even should Emilia eventually forgive him, she never forgets that this man is The Demon Lord Satan, who aims to reassemble his hoards and overthrow Ente Isla. He can't do that with the hero romantically anchored to him, as his troops would see it as betrayal, and the humans would likewise for Emilia.

And yet, I already know they've gotten cozy and the author threw in a magical fucking baby because why not imitate Sword Art Online. So yeah, I guess fuck the last good comedy adventure that exists with a genuine, potentially charming dynamic relationship plot. Gotta be tsundere or bust m i rite?

I wonder why Japanese people hate change so damn much?


 No.6027

File: 7af486dc2c72411⋯.jpg (272.52 KB, 850x1266, 425:633, __erufuda_san_elf_san_wa_y….jpg)

>>1237

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Huh? Oh hey anon, I didn't notice you there.


 No.6037

>>6014

First I want to point out that you sound like a pretentious prick. Second, I want to point out that if they actually intended the title to have some sort of relevance, they would not have wasted far too large chunks of the show (I am basing this on the show as I never read the source material) on really bad drama. If it was a comedy slice of life they sure fucking blew it, because they kept taking that away from me. When it was comedy it was actually pretty good and had great moments such as his room mate asking for permission to unleash the Dullahan, that is to say borrow the bike, without a hint of irony or some faggot showing up to point out to the viewer that this is indeed silly. But it kept taking itself too seriously, particularly near the end. Also

>Gotta be tsundere or bust m i rite?

>strawmanning like this after I specifically pointed out that she was a tsundere done right, which implies that I do not enjoy the typical tsunderes

Anyway, as a third point, I want to say that having a romantic pairing isn't necessarily out of place is a comedy. You could also get a lot of comedy out of people who should be enemies forming a relationship, and it's also something that has been done plenty of times. A recent example would be all these parody comics about elves and orcs, usually with the elf being the assertive one.


 No.6069

>>1238

You haven't seen what's down the table


 No.6300

>>6037

>First I want to point out that you sound like a pretentious prick

Your problem, not mine.

As for the rest, it is comedic and slice of life. The absurdity is its brilliance as, at least at last memory, these large and out of place characters never leave the Tokyo area and in fact do a great deal to adjust to boring, normal, everyday life despite their extraordinary experiences. That's what makes the comedy land brilliantly (Dullahan, the angel of hell being a goddamned NEET, Emilia the hero/receptionist who ended up being LESS honest than the Maou and loses that job as a result, natch). Slice of life was the wrong term to use and I should have just gone with emphasizing how great this low-key comedy that turns the mundane into something utterly hilarious is. That still shouldn't detract from my ultimate point in that the other key factor in the series's favor is it, to a pointt, skirts or outright avoids a lot of the shitty trappings you find frequently in VN, anime, and manga of the last decade.

- Not isekai: their world is a pillar to the characters but Ente Isla is largely ignored

- No magic girlfriend or wish fulfillment bullshit. The MC has a goal and is damn-determined to reach it

- The female costar is her own entity, she isn't lusting for MC's dick, she's not a sad sack of market traits that basically tell the Japanese it's safe to read this book because generic genki/tsundere/loli/osanajimi/etc #523438290 is present in all its lack of dynamic characterization

- The fanservice is utterly justified—no overdose sexuality gags, all the sex jokes are character-oriented instead of being stock trash, and they are seldom out of place and relatable to the viewer

- Even the serious moments are very tongue-in-cheek and charming. Not just that, but the characters become endearing without teasing any of that romance shipping will they won't they bullshit.

It's refreshing, it's fun, and it will probably die an unoriginal death because editors in Japan are fucking terrified of bucking trends and going against the grain. Which is the roundabout way of saying Emilia & Satan are fucking terrible for one another romantically and pushing that shit would grind the books to a halt.

>strawmanning like this after I specifically pointed out that she was a tsundere done right,

Except she's not. But that is ultimately semantics based on tastes. You think she's a great tsundere, I just think she's a great character who skirts a tired archtype.


 No.6359

File: 659bfe09e931f7c⋯.jpg (96.3 KB, 443x640, 443:640, Colourimage.jpg)

File: 06bb44e4731cf8f⋯.jpg (230.9 KB, 845x1600, 169:320, Mao_07_006.jpg)

File: 1de1b175f8d5a76⋯.png (50.02 KB, 261x516, 87:172, Untitled.png)

>>6300

>As for the rest, it is comedic and slice of life.

Yeah, except that, like I said, it takes itself seriously far too often. It's not a pure comedy or slice of life (unless you're going to argue that SoL includes everything including drama, in which case it's a completely pointless term), because far too large parts of it go for unironic drama. Honestly, you're greatly overestimating how original it was.

>- Not isekai: their world is a pillar to the characters but Ente Isla is largely ignored

Most isekais as far as I can tell largely ignore the world that they originally came from. Also, that they're horribly out of place is the entire premise and the source of most of the gags.

>- No magic girlfriend or wish fulfillment bullshit. The MC has a goal and is damn-determined to reach it

He's got two girls throwing themselves at him (one just in a tsundere manner). Being determined to do something is extremely common in Nip MCs, only a bit less so these days since the apathetic and spineless clone MC is everywhere. Even those tend to have something they get super worked up about so that they can be determined about something, generally to "protect his friends" or some shit.

>- The female costar is her own entity, she isn't lusting for MC's dick, she's not a sad sack of market traits that basically tell the Japanese it's safe to read this book because generic genki/tsundere/loli/osanajimi/etc #523438290 is present in all its lack of dynamic characterization

Redheroine clearly falls under the tsundere archetype, just a better written one than the usual (and with some fucking justification for why she's acting like one). The walking tits, whose name I've forgotten assuming she had one, is just the extremely bland and boring Main Girl with nothing about her to stand out besides her big tits. That one might be deliberate though, as a parody of generic love interests that the viewers just want to stop taking up screen time.

>- The fanservice is utterly justified—no overdose sexuality gags, all the sex jokes are character-oriented instead of being stock trash, and they are seldom out of place and relatable to the viewer

Yes, it's all fresh and unseen material. Like for example that time they're changing into swimsuits and the pettanko Yusa gets jealous of the tits' tits. Or whenever the tits bounces its tits and Yusa gets jealous and angry. Or that time Yusa pours a water bottle over herself in public and the camera does a slow close up of her wet, see-through shirt. As nice as it was, it wasn't exactly a necessity nor did it advance the plot.

>- Even the serious moments are very tongue-in-cheek and charming.

Except for an occasional gag, it plays its drama completely straight, and that's its biggest problem. It was actually funny when it meant to, which is more than you can say for the average Japanese comedy, but they still felt the need to shoehorn in some tired character drama.

>Which is the roundabout way of saying Emilia & Satan are fucking terrible for one another romantically and pushing that shit would grind the books to a halt.

Yes, that most certainly was never part of the show and it most certainly wasn't how it went. See attached images. Haven't read the source material but I feel like it would be a safe assumption that they play this straight with little to no comedy.


 No.6410

>>6359

>It's not a pure comedy or slice of life

As I said, I shouldn't have used that term, it doesn't qualify. But neither is the series full-on adventure or even serious. This stuff's more reminiscent of Ranma 1/2, where even the "serious" moments had comedy potential & wasn't overdramatic. Recall Emi's actual legit breakdown in front of Satan, and how it was actually touching, and then the others come in and completely fuck the mood over, misassumptions and all.

>Yes, it's all fresh and unseen material. Like for example that time they're changing into swimsuits and the pettanko Yusa gets jealous of the tits' tits. Or whenever the tits bounces its tits and Yusa gets jealous and angry. Or that time Yusa pours a water bottle over herself in public and the camera does a slow close up of her wet, see-through shirt. As nice as it was, it wasn't exactly a necessity nor did it advance the plot.

I recall the first two—those were done for Yusa's complex and the pan-switch to the large, medium, & small burgers was A+ gag material. It also wasn't out-of-place panchira shot, and was actually relevant to the swimming episode they set out to do (getting the loli accustomed to Japanese life only she's stuck in goddamned feudal era otakuness. Great stuff). Don't remember the third, honest. I'll give it another look.

>He's got two girls throwing themselves at him (one just in a tsundere manner).

That's my issue. I never saw it as Yusa throwing herself at Satan. He's a hated man and a fierce rival, so it was humorous and smart of her to stalk him & make sure he wasn't fucking shit up. And set up an excellent gag when she can't comprehend this demon lord, human-killing, town-sacking bastard has no problem whatsoever being a model burger flipper. I don't see her as pining or angling for his inevitable affection. An understanding between them at best, a bro alliance at worst (example: Ranma/Ryoga).

And her name is Chii-chan

>but they still felt the need to shoehorn in some tired character drama.

I just don't see it that way. I'm used to drama in animu flipping the entire mood for long stretches of time, like Kuzu no Honkai or any thousand of shoujoshit out there in the world. Hataraku's never very serious for long, unless it's exposition. Suzu is/was kind of a heavy character, so the tone dipping around her in those moments was warranted.

>Haven't read the source material but I feel like it would be a safe assumption that they play this straight with little to no comedy.

Dipped in it but not thoroughly. Nope, not happy. Magic loli can go to hell. Another series down the toilet.


 No.18645

File: 0fe98f542966d7a⋯.jpg (65.14 KB, 691x821, 691:821, 20180321.jpg)

Mmmm… burgers

Bonus: Nikoyaka ad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwenqaLBBxQ


 No.18671

File: b2e5593243b15fd⋯.jpg (215.13 KB, 582x831, 194:277, burgurl.jpg)

Are there certain toppings that show up in Japanese burgers that aren't used in American ones?


 No.18673

you have to understand that anime is an idealisation, as such, anime hambagahs are also idealised


 No.18674

>>18671

Shiitake maybe?

Recently I had a burger with shiitake and onions (fried onions I think, definitely oily) that was just from out of this world. If nips don't get on this they are missing out.


 No.20075

File: bc28ed6b8bb5272⋯.jpg (807.24 KB, 1280x2074, 640:1037, a80e99e6076b2d87c497cf4a11….jpg)


 No.20076

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.20078

>>20075

perfection tbh


 No.20891

File: a772e903490922b⋯.png (493.35 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, mcanime.png)

>omnomnomnom

I hope you get fat


 No.21197

File: 68de9867bda85b8⋯.jpg (101.27 KB, 1200x674, 600:337, ora.jpg)

All anime girls daisuke hambagah!


 No.31049

File: afe3a26f5a11583⋯.jpg (80.73 KB, 736x580, 184:145, 20180618.jpg)

Chomp


 No.31067

File: 3e4249207933339⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 66.99 KB, 540x670, 54:67, Im-Lovin-It.jpg)

Yum.


 No.31069

>>31067

Is… Is that a cut?

I can't fap to or eat that


 No.31087

File: 9e834cf61d1f4e5⋯.jpg (37.59 KB, 480x469, 480:469, 9e834cf61d1f4e5fd2cd8ea8a9….jpg)

>>31067

>sliding the boob in half to put cheese in

>putting cheese inside the meat

Whoever made this image has disgusted me, but not in the intended purpose.


 No.33498

File: ca624f14d8dbc8d⋯.jpg (387.78 KB, 800x1131, 800:1131, Liru with BURGER.jpg)

File: ff885da9106950b⋯.jpg (130.24 KB, 600x800, 3:4, burgerboat.jpg)

File: ca7d9f85a39e6f5⋯.png (284.05 KB, 600x364, 150:91, burgerls.png)

File: d2ff8b5bdacf4c3⋯.png (1.66 MB, 1500x1071, 500:357, loli pirate captain with m….png)

File: 21a74c9126ddad9⋯.png (1.15 MB, 740x1036, 5:7, clownpiece burger.png)

Girls with burgers is a very heartwarming thing. But why?


 No.33504

>>33498

comfort food with comfort women


 No.33506

>>33498

>avocado burger

Damn, I gotta try that.


 No.35725

fuck you


 No.43579

File: 3ea4dc91be3a7e3⋯.jpg (109.77 KB, 736x1045, 736:1045, nd.jpg)

BURGER


 No.43611

File: b50afc4ee08a23c⋯.png (756.61 KB, 693x474, 231:158, oh my goodness.png)


 No.43621

File: 567a206a25114d3⋯.gif (1.85 MB, 640x480, 4:3, lettuce talk of hambagah.gif)

File: 9d09e1774c89ebe⋯.gif (584.97 KB, 480x270, 16:9, double hambagah for sloot ….gif)

Hambagah thread huh, ok then.

>The burger with sunny side up egg and slice of processed cheese on it

I tried making this a long time ago and I promptly went to the bathroom to shit it out. While it did taste good it was too rich tasting, or I was not prepared for the experience. If I were to try it again I need to prepare my body better.

>burger with bacon

It's fine and I can handle it fine.

>gourmet foodie faggot burger recipe with exotic ingredients inside the burger patty

Fagmosexual level of horrid tasting burger. Much better to keep it simple fresh and classic. It's a burger, the more a foodiefag tries to dress it up the more it loses it's basic charm.


 No.43626

File: 9bb11d6079fdf3b⋯.webm (98.11 KB, 352x288, 11:9, fuck you leatherman.webm)


 No.43630

>>4221

Who's that cute girl?


 No.43638

File: ae8fe46508a80f4⋯.jpg (36.33 KB, 563x433, 563:433, NastyPatty.jpg)


 No.43639

File: b3cc1a40685c6af⋯.png (378.92 KB, 563x375, 563:375, ewww__by_crisostomo_ibarra….png)


 No.43645

File: 4fe3e126c4309f9⋯.png (2.34 MB, 1152x864, 4:3, here.png)


 No.43647

File: 0a4fe6a403fef7d⋯.jpg (71.18 KB, 327x480, 109:160, KETCHUP.jpg)

How much ketchup is too much ketchup?


 No.43651

File: b5e46ab2808c769⋯.jpg (595.24 KB, 1032x978, 172:163, __igarashi_kyouko_idolmast….jpg)

>>43647

No such thing.


 No.43654

File: 23c4920ae3280d0⋯.jpg (154.33 KB, 436x446, 218:223, 3923127b2ddc90f88eb295450c….jpg)

>>43621

>processed cheese on it

Found the problem. Trash ingredients lower the quality of the meal. Get some actual cheese next time. A nice muenster, havarti, gouda, even a quality cheddar would do.

>>43647

If you can call it a ketchup sandwich with burger on it, it might be a bit excessive.


 No.43663

File: a2569069eca7696⋯.jpg (308.23 KB, 700x800, 7:8, a2569069eca7696e39f971d498….jpg)

>>43651

Good taste.

>>43654

So is the perfect ratio 40% ketchup and 60% hamburger?


 No.43672

File: 47220605ff407a1⋯.jpg (190.65 KB, 785x455, 157:91, reibagah.jpg)

>>43663

>40% ketchup and 60% hamburger?

Listen here you(mu), I like ketchup and most of the time I put too much of it on fries. But 40% is too high, if all you can taste is the ketchup then it's a retarded amount. 40% should be reserved for my zamen in your bahgah you slut.


 No.43677

File: b21df46b787f514⋯.jpg (124.19 KB, 1145x1295, 229:259, cbf4cb7a99976c799690d036f9….jpg)

>>43672

>and most of the time I put too much of it on fries.

It helps if you pour the ketchup on the side or in a dish to dip your fries in, rather than pour it right on top.


 No.43679

File: 49f8ec10d3b2afe⋯.jpg (34.91 KB, 600x364, 150:91, 49f8ec10d3b2afe93ba289aa9a….jpg)

File: d7656c3106c64f3⋯.jpg (251.57 KB, 1000x1200, 5:6, gyaru and french fries1.jpg)

File: d6c18f1397b0fc5⋯.jpg (284.27 KB, 1000x1200, 5:6, gyaru and french fries2.jpg)

>>43672

I-i'm no slut. I'm just your friendly neighborhood ketchup enthusiast. honestly though, i hate how i always manage to put too much ketchup for my french fries and can't taste anything else

>>43677

Wasting ketchup is wrong. t: puts too much ketchup on the side


 No.43684

File: 4bcb506f965910d⋯.jpg (152.88 KB, 700x800, 7:8, f94331301aa12d468c23a1b376….jpg)

>>43679

Just pour less you ketchup slut. Keep the bottle nearby if you need more.


 No.43688

File: 84533db653fa4a4⋯.png (195.22 KB, 707x1400, 101:200, oga oni qt stronk.png)

>>1237

>>6027

Imagine having a big ogre gf who eats a lot and whose farts are WAY louder and smellier than yours. She farts on your face and burps on your ear just to prank you and you absolutely love it.

Both of you engage on farting and burping contests together and whoever wins gets to be on top for the night.

tfw no oni bro (female) gf


 No.43691

File: b4d9816643f33ef⋯.jpg (136.14 KB, 601x704, 601:704, b4d9816643f33effd3efd52f3e….jpg)

>>43684

>ketchup slut

Is that a good or a bad thing?


 No.43694

File: 5caefb4509095f3⋯.png (763.89 KB, 989x1400, 989:1400, __erufuda_san_elf_san_wa_y….png)

>>43688

>Both of you engage on farting and burping contests together and whoever wins gets to be on top for the night.

I would lose on purpose. Although I would much prefer a thicc elf gf to fart on me instead.


 No.43718

>>43688

>>43694

Fartfags need to be beaten until their autism is cured


 No.43721

File: 3d6388f92c9ea8f⋯.jpg (325.27 KB, 480x655, 96:131, 10.jpg)

>>43718

Seconding this.


 No.43724

>>43694

Keep your fartposting in the meta thread.


 No.43726

File: 992c305fae5ed86⋯.jpg (291.23 KB, 840x900, 14:15, 808c2d2e4e1e035df037acd92b….jpg)

>>43691

That's up to you.

>>43718

I agree.


 No.43729

>>43726

Flesh fangs need to be removed.


 No.43737

File: 9445e67d608a270⋯.png (410.18 KB, 726x1500, 121:250, __erufuda_san_elf_san_wa_y….png)

>>43721

>>43718

>>43724

>>43726

t. Aricu

Also, you're LITERALLY gay if you don't want pic related to fart on your dick.


 No.43751

File: 39bef03249c01c7⋯.jpg (156.44 KB, 300x404, 75:101, e1da0f4907fbd95acf7126f8b1….jpg)

>>43737

I'd rather suck dick and get my boypussy pounded by another cute trap than cater to fartfags.


 No.43757

>>43751

Heh GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaay


 No.43761

File: 34f2e94a71b7bad⋯.jpg (93.12 KB, 600x900, 2:3, __totsuka_saika_yahari_ore….jpg)

>>43751

Well, you're in luck then because I'm a cute trap myself. Pic related, it's me.


 No.43763

File: d11be3a7a070eaf⋯.png (248.28 KB, 827x825, 827:825, hambagah.png)

>>43737

This is a hamburger thread. Take your fartposting somewhere else please.


 No.43768

File: 6ada20311418f01⋯.jpg (261.88 KB, 1878x1701, 626:567, __original_drawn_by_junkpu….jpg)

>>43763

fartburger > hamburger

Fight me.


 No.43800

File: b2f6c80bf15b45b⋯.gif (936.16 KB, 500x230, 50:23, b2f6c80bf15b45b91818a9ac77….gif)

>>43768

I would but i bet you smell like farts and i would rather not experience that.


 No.43892

>>43718

But bro I just wan a tomboy oni bro (female) gf, i'd engage on burger-eating and drinking contests with her too and do cool bro shit with her like lifting and arm wrestling.


 No.44099

File: 27a3ba9ce29ad76⋯.webm (8.99 MB, 480x360, 4:3, ketchup song.webm)

>>43691

>>43679

>i hate how i always manage to put too much ketchup for my french fries and can't taste anything else

You need a bullying to discipline your ketchup habits.


 No.44102

File: 2b8d485fc042f82⋯.jpg (58.06 KB, 850x769, 850:769, Mimi literal assburgers.jpg)

>>43892

>>43768

what about an assburger catgirl gf instead?

oni girls are really great too though


 No.44104

File: 09dd357a2443e31⋯.jpg (651.1 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, non shitskin agricultural ….jpg)

>>43892

Look for a farm girl tomboy, though there is a high risk they might be 3dpd yuri.


 No.44116

>>44104

>there is a high risk they might be 3dpd yuri.

Do farmgirls really become yuridykes that often?


 No.44123

>>44116

>become yuridykes

They don't become that, discounting the college lesbian phase if they're ever into that stuff. They do look for physical stronk, you don't have to be a 6ft chaddington necessarily if you are a pocket hercules they will get wet for you. But soyboys vegans makes their cooch dry up like the desert quick. They like stronk, down to earth guy with a decent sense of humor that can treat them like a girl but are not afraid of milking cows and can lift haybales.

Source: knew someone in college that was a legit farmgirl. Curlyhair cutie with beefy arms. My few regrets in life is not being able to convince her to put on an Oni horn for halloween.


 No.44124

>>44123

>My few regrets in life is not being able to convince her to put on an Oni horn for halloween.

What was your attempt like?


 No.44127

>>44124

Better than the literal retard who tried asking her out but obviously not good enough to convince her to put on the oni horn.

She went as a farmgirl with overalls for that halloween.


 No.44135

>>44102

A cat is fine too

>>44104

No farms around my area, sadly.


 No.44174

File: 1681b0ddc204253⋯.jpg (417.66 KB, 1447x2046, 1447:2046, 1681b0ddc20425376cfd9bce07….jpg)

>>44135

>A cat is fine too

Not on /animu/, at least not full-on yotsukemo.


 No.44231

File: 7894d8fe6ce0f58⋯.jpg (126.4 KB, 578x818, 289:409, 61891861_p0 - 哪位知道出自哪里.jpg)

>>44174

It's kosher so long as it isn't porn.


 No.44292

File: f4668d24248eb3f⋯.png (1.17 MB, 909x1280, 909:1280, f4668d24248eb3f49f0e294689….png)

>>44099

I'm fine with bullying if it's a cute anime girl bullying me. Please send all the anime girl bullies my way.


 No.44307

File: c2ac778679f5ab8⋯.jpg (144.5 KB, 800x1180, 40:59, __iowa_kantai_collection_d….jpg)

*teleports behind you*

Here you go anon, a Super Deluxe XXL Fartburger™, I added a secret sauce I prepared just for you in the kitchen. I hope you can guess what it is.


 No.44315

File: 3e093cd30033874⋯.jpg (86.75 KB, 995x720, 199:144, 1450660136581-0.jpg)

>>44231

SNOUT

GET OUT


 No.44431

File: 3a350a14e0dec73⋯.jpeg (1.54 MB, 2480x3508, 620:877, 175b1e612f04a9cf15ee78cd0….jpeg)

>>44315

Kemono did nothing wrong.


 No.44530

>>44174

I meant an actual catgirl, jeez. Didn't wanna bring the kemonofags in.


 No.44559

File: 2b2f534dce53e34⋯.jpeg (153.53 KB, 1707x1453, 1707:1453, ade51c59f9082d88f4d04f044….jpeg)

>>44530

>I meant an actual catgirl, jeez.

>Meme originally refers to a literal cat


 No.44562

>>44315

Hi /monster/.

>>44431

Cute.


 No.44569

>>44559

>Asks if I'd like a memecat instead

>Can't handle the memebantz


 No.44575

File: 3527b586ee89582⋯.jpg (217.88 KB, 658x1066, 329:533, 32165789.jpg)

>>44530

>I meant an actual catgirl, jeez.

:^)


 No.44576

File: 642a9a06aca2f84⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 233.72 KB, 481x361, 481:361, faggotcat.png)

>>44575

Catgirl (♂)


 No.44590

>>44569

But anon, I'm not the same as that poster.


 No.44598

>>44590

It's kinda hard to tell who's who without IDs


 No.44612

>>44569

I'm just a guy with a cute fetish.


 No.44744

File: b158f5ef00a5d69⋯.jpg (3.33 MB, 4134x5512, 3:4, 1534899500.jpg)

the best burgers have to be dipped in the sauces that spill out while you eat




[Return][Go to top][Catalog][Nerve Center][Cancer][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[]
[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / agatha2 / animu / arepa / asmr / hikki / leftpol / tacos / vg ]