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File: eff7ac4ab3284d7⋯.png (1.19 MB, 1280x738, 640:369, vlcsnap-2017-01-05-20h46m3….png)

 No.100

How does one get a waifu? I haven't been able to get one. Every time I like a 2D gril from a mango or animu, I see on MAL that she is favorited/taken by many men and I am obsessive about purity and thus they are tainted.

 No.102

File: 104adfdebbccfe3⋯.jpg (72.95 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, jKJBCGU.jpg)

take a background character from a really obscure anime that's like 3 minutes long as your waifu. for example: here is valko from MdONE!R-C:EdTMS. a real semen demon but nobody knows about her.


 No.104

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>>100

You could look into Kantai Collection.

It's a game, all the girls are combatants you use in battle, and as such, are completely devoted to you, the player.


 No.105

>>102

B-but Anon-kun you know about her ;_;


 No.106

>>104

Shimakaze's extremely popular though.


 No.107

What if you create your own waifu? Something like 3D Custom Girl. Or draw one yourself.


 No.108

File: bfb3d3731dc58dd⋯.gif (1.65 MB, 432x319, 432:319, uhINHV9.gif)

>>106

>Shimakaze


 No.113

Perhaps you could look for the character in an anime that everyone calls "worst girl" online and make her your waifu, that way you'll be sure she's still a virgin.


 No.122

File: f967b4c918ed359⋯.jpg (1.7 MB, 2894x4093, 2894:4093, 1437020128450.jpg)

>>108

Shimakaze and Amatsukaze are the only good things to come out of kancercolle.


 No.123

>>122

Why are there so many doujinshis about Shimakaze being a trap?


 No.124

File: 130ce094b8acd31⋯.jpg (155.09 KB, 490x710, 49:71, 1446156093002.jpg)

>>123

I think its her body type combined with the fact shes over a head taller then the rest of the destroyers


 No.125

File: b2b2dc785407552⋯.jpg (38.74 KB, 640x520, 16:13, jun14.jpg)

Unless it's a character you did on your own there will always somebody who wants to fuck your waifu as much as you do.

Maybe try to see purity as a spectrum instead of an absolute state. That might open up some possibilities.


 No.138

>>125

tier 1 (pure virgin): nobody has masturbated to your waifu before

tier 2 (somewhat of a slut): people have masturbated to your waifu before

tier 3 (slut) : people call your waifu best girl

tier 4 (whore): other people call your waifu their waifu

tier 5 (cum dumpster): other people own dakimakuras of your waifu

tier 6 (vagina as wide as a black hole): people have legally tried to marry your waifu


 No.139

File: b8c00e43a94b79f⋯.jpg (253.93 KB, 800x450, 16:9, 164338.jpg)

>>138

I'll add some examples:

tier 6: Miku Hatsune

tier 5: Haruhi Suzumiya

tier 4: Laura Bodewig

tier 3: Kurumi Tokisaki

tier 2: Jun the Swan

tier 1: Mikoko Sakazaki


 No.140

File: d785323bf3ff267⋯.png (50.61 KB, 300x100, 3:1, banner thing.png)

>>139

should be a banner


 No.141

>>140

It is one now, congrats.


 No.143

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 No.5931

File: 5d8f098b2afe428⋯.png (252.51 KB, 809x890, 809:890, animu purity.PNG)

>>139

>>138

>>140

Good stuff.


 No.5973

>>100

>How does one get a waifu?

You call your local shopping network and get one with a discount.


 No.12987

File: 0f28fd41d845d69⋯.png (303.24 KB, 633x470, 633:470, Mana.png)

File: ca3783d52d03d20⋯.jpg (663.1 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, b09da73970e57f388e1af619bc….jpg)

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File: 511240450a71ddb⋯.jpg (930.72 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, MLP5.jpg)

I would like to revive this thread because I have the same problem, but for different reasons. For me, there just isn't a girl that I…"like" enough over. Here are all of the girls that come closest to being "waifu" material for me:

<Mana (From Yu-Gi-Oh!, first "potential waifu"): I obsessed over her for a little while after finishing off watching the original Yu-Gi-Oh!, but that ended pretty quickly after a month.

<'Blaze (From the SoT series)': I really like here, but I do not know why. I always try playing as her whenever I can, but I don't really pay attention to her personality (I actually find it a bit annoying, partially because she isn't able to "grow" due to story reasons).

<Lamia (From Id: The Greatest Fusion Fantasy, third pic is how she appears when she's able to give herself an appearance, but she's really a sword (Fourth pic)): I just really like her personality. However, I also want to see her "win" in the end by getting Id. So, that's off the table.

<Sunset Shimmer (From MLP: Equestria Girls): I like her look, I like her attitude, I'm a sucker of reasonable stories where the character goes from being genuinely evil to a "good guy" and fixing their past mistakes, but…it doesn't quite "hurt" enough to see her attached to a shit series.


 No.12988

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>>12987

<Neopolitan (From RWBY): I like her look and her personality, but I think most of my "attraction" to her is due to how little screen time she got. And, it's almost guaranteed that we'll never see her again (At least, without some form of character assassination).

<Han-Ree (From Household Affairs): Simply put, she's a a yandere character obsessed with Sunbae in the story. So she's out like with Lamia, and she's more of a "quick fling" for me like with Mana (But not to the same amount of interest).

So, any advise for me?


 No.12990

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 No.13063

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>>100

>if someone else wants to fuck a person that means they're not pure anymore

What kind of retarded logic is that? That's like saying Armstrong wasn't the first man on the moon because someone else thousands of years before he was born looked at the moon and thought "man, I really wish I could go there".

The only one who can decide whether a 2D girl is a virgin or a slut is their creator, everything else is irrelevant. It makes no difference how many 3D people want to marry her or whatever because they fucking can't.


 No.13067

File: fb3ebf4c0919422⋯.jpg (971.58 KB, 1424x2000, 89:125, Kikimora, perfect form.jpg)

You gotta make your own, or else do what I did and waifu a species.

My waifu is a Kikimora from the Monster Girl Encyclopedia. She enjoys traveling, hunting and camping innawoods, wants a family, and beyond that nothing's set in stone. I don't even have a name for her, I just use "Kiki" as a sort of placeholder. By doing this, I can hope to one day meet a qt Kikimora in the next life who likes the things I like, and can fit into this sort of preset I have for what I consider to be waifu material. Pic related could easily be her, but also might not be. This way when I see an image of something horrible happening to a Kikimora (which thankfully I don't see too many of) I can say to myself, "that's sad, but it's not happening to my waifu, it's happening to some other girl" and when I see a nice wholesome image like this, I can say, "That's my waifu"

Typing it all out makes this seem way more autistic than it did when I just did it without thinking about it


 No.13068

>>13067

And then noticing the thread's a year old only makes it worse


 No.13073

>>13067

>autistic

well, you are in the right place.


 No.13098

>>13067

A kiki is a pretty good waifu so you're in the black




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