/abdl/ - Adult Baby - Diaper Lover★

>>46386 (OP)

1. An excel document on an unbreakable usb flash drive containing the winning euromillion numbers for the next 10 years!

2. The ability to, with a thought, fill my bowels with soft poop which will dissapear when I cum.

3. All diapers i wear to be immune to leaks and be able to stretch ridiculously!

1. I wish for the perfect daddy. He's caring, sweet, affectionate, cheerful. He'll embarrass me, he'll fight with me in cute ways, he'll sew the cutest things in existence for my body. He'll love my body and support me in everything.

2. Credit card with infinite money. Give it to daddy.

3. free space. maybe a perfect baby sitter or second daddy. maybe wait to think of something else.

Stable career

Nice home

Good partner

>>46386 (OP)

1. Rearrange the particles in my computer's hard drive such that it contains a complete description of all laws governing the universe.

2. Give myself the intelligence to understand and utilize that information in a reasonable amount of time.

3. Use the information and understanding gained with the first two wishes to decide on the best use for my third wish.

I could probably create my own personal Kardashev Type 3 civilization quite easily just by wishing for the rearrangement of existing matter and energy. At that point I really wouldn't need any more wishes. I could achieve whatever goals I wanted through conventional means.

Ok, so, this life hasn't turned out quite the way i want it to be. here is more or less a list of things i want.

1. I want a brand new house on an episode of cribs

2. a bathroom that i can play baseball in

3. a king size tub big enough for 10 plus me

but here is a list of things that i NEED…

1. I need a credit card thats got no limit

2. a big black jet with a bedroom in it

3. a flight attendant who will show me to my seat

>>46393

>Stable career

You are now a stableboy cleaning horse shit all day.

>Nice home

You are now house poor

>Good partner

Don't worry your RealDoll won't leave you.

>>46386 (OP)

>nice house in the country

>fun and wellpaying job

>lifetime supply ABDL diapers

>>46395

>I need a credit card thats got no limit

Credit card of an international drug lord who will hunt you down and kill you.

>a big black jet with a bedroom in it

Didn't specify un-owned so it could likely be the big black jet owned by same international drug lord.

>a flight attendant who will show me to my seat

Massive land whale who can barely squeeze through the aisles.

>>46402

>nice house in the country

Nice home in the middle of Siberia.

>fun and wellpaying job

Technically two wishes because of the "and" but even then you could receive the job of a CEO and then immediately get indicted. Fun and wellpaying while it lasts.

>lifetime supply ABDL diapers

Lifetime supply of store brand, cheaply made, low absorbing adult diapers.

>>46394

>Rearrange the particles in my computer's hard drive such that it contains a complete description of all laws governing the universe.

Sadly, the laws of the governing universe is written in a file that is locked, unreadable, and nonconvertible. Never said you had to be able to read the laws, just that they had to be inside the hard drive.

>Give myself the intelligence to understand and utilize that information in a reasonable amount of time.

But not the ability to crack open said file

>Use the information and understanding gained with the first two wishes to decide on the best use for my third wish.

Wish for the ability to read the file but now your means to the Kardashev Type 3 civilization is now gone

>>46387

>An excel document on an unbreakable usb flash drive containing the winning euromillion numbers for the next 10 years!

Don't forget about taxes, the minute you bank those millions your government will want a slice of those sweet millions.

2. The ability to, with a thought, fill my bowels with soft poop which will dissapear when I cum.

Can't stop thinking about soft poop and thus cause your bowels to explode

3. All diapers i wear to be immune to leaks and be able to stretch ridiculously!

Technically two wishes since the "and" seperates the two ideas.

>>46418

>The ability to read minds at will. In fact, let's just go full-on Prof. X abilities: reading thoughts, altering thoughts and memories, mind control, etc.

Wish for Professor X abilites but quickly discover you didn't specify Marvel's Professor X and thus are given the powers of a normal professor with the name Xavier

>Instantaneous travel, like teleportation from Jumper. Only, I couldn't accidentally wind up inside of a person or solid object -- I would just be pushed out to the nearest available safe space that wouldn't hurt or kill me.

Technically two wishes with that non-solid teleportation clause but regardless the mere wishing for teleportation powers like from the movie jumper results in you standing in front of a green screen because "like" means the realistic equivalent.

>Pic related, but everyone instead of just women.

Not sure specifics of this wish but just gunna assume you want to be Mystique from Xmen which means your trapped in an xmen comic, reliving the same set of scenes over and over again.

Gee Genie when did your hands get replaced with a monkeys?

congratulations on finding the closest thing to a practical use for Lojban: Malevolent Genies.

>>46417

>>46423

>>46416

>>46414

>>46413

These are kind of weak. If you're going to do the monkey paw shtick you can't just ignore significant chunks of what people have written.

>>46426

>>46425

Yeah, I don't get it, is this a corrupt-a-wish genie game, or are we just writing out how we would make wishes with a genie for ABDL related stuff?

>>46428

Both, im curious to see the creativity people place with wishes but also interested to see how these wishes could be misinterpreted by said genie since a traditional genie always adds a twist to the wish.

>>46426

I addressed each one of their wishes and the possible consequence it might bring, not sure how that is "ignore significant chunks". Care to explain?

>>46434

You only get one wish with them shits though. And you got to do all that bullshit of searching the planet for them.

1. I wish to be biologically female

2. I wish all baby products could be purchased in sizes appropriate for adults

3. I wish to find an attractive man who is willing to be my daddy full time

>>46433

>I addressed each one of their wishes and the possible consequence it might bring, not sure how that is "ignore significant chunks". Care to explain?

For example, look at the first point from >>46423 . He clearly explained exactly which abilities he wanted, but that was ignored.

Or look at >>46416 . By definition if you can't read information you can neither understand nor utilize it.

Or >>46414 . "ABDL diapers" doesn't mean "store brand diapers".

>>46436

Porunga's dragon balls had 3

>>46386 (OP)

My problem with these things is that there's never really anyway to make the rules exact enough.

For example, I can't wish for more wishes, but could I wish for some sort of powers or ability that allows me to fulfill my desires for myself? Like how close to god-like powers could I get with the wishes?

I can't wish anything into or out of existence, but is that like a conservation of matter type thing, where if I wish for diapers, then the physical components that make up those diapers have to come from somewhere in the universe? They can't just spontaneously appear?

If so, that's a pretty big limitation. But, if the meaning of that is instead that you can't make any new items, like you can't wish for something that isn't already in existence, then that's also a pretty big limitation.

Also, I can't wish to alter someone's emotions/desires/feelings, but could I wish for some power that allows me to do that myself? Like I can't wish for a woman to fall in love with me, but could I wish to become the ultimate seducer? So that I know what to say and do to make women fall in love with me in general?

If I ever lucked into this sort of situation, I'd want it to be at a time when my libido was at a minimum. I'd hate to squander valuable wishes on my inconsistent sexual fetishes, but chances are I'd use at least one wish for something diaper related.

Honestly, I'd be able to get by with only one diaper-related wish, but I'm not sure if it goes against the rules of the game:

>You cannot wish to alter someone's emotions/desires/feelings

So my big wish would be to make diaper wearing universally socially acceptable, either just for me or for everyone. I'm not interested in forcing anyone to participate, nor do I want to implant a desire to wear diapers in anybody. I simply want to be able to wear diapers around anyone without there being any form of social backlash. Being encouraged to wear diapers (or praised/supported when wearing) would be fantastic, but I'd almost prefer to just have it never acknowledged by anyone, regardless of what I'm wearing, how visible the diaper is, and what state it's in.

If that wish violates the terms, I'd have to rework it to fit through some loopholes. First, I'd wish that I was completely free of any and all forms of unpleasant body odor (from sweat/urine/feces/bad breath/etc etc) so that there will never be any olfactory indicators that I'm wearing a diaper. After that, I'd have to work in a way to be able to wear whenever I want without being outted. If I can't change the way people react to my wearing diapers, then I'll just wish that everyone would be utterly oblivious to the fact that I'm wearing diapers unless I explicitly tell them that I am. Actually, I could probably combine those into one wish: make everybody completely oblivious to ANY indicators that I'm wearing (sight, smell, sound, etc).

So…

1) Either make people completely okay with diaper wearing (to the point of not giving it any thought) or make them completely oblivious to my wearing.

2) Make it so that I am required to wear diapers for certain events or in certain places. It wouldn't be for the sexual side of things, but simply a requirement for certain situations. One of my biggest fantasies is to be caught wearing a diaper in a hotel, and then being forced to wear diapers at all times while inside the hotel, or else immediately be kicked out. Something like that would be awesome. I wouldn't want it to come with any form of harassment/humiliation/social stigma, though.

3) Superpower(s): If I can only pick one power per wish, it'd have to be invisibility (the ability to switch between visible/invisible at will). If I could loophole my way into a collection of superpowers, they be… well… honestly, I'd be a fool to not grab as many as I could. The most important, though, would definitely be invisibility, followed closely by teleportation/telekinesis/illusion-esque mental manipulation.

>>46423

You are really, really bad at this, so just stop, okay?

>>46446

Power of absolute persuasion. I like it.

The whole world would be your playground.

The power to do anything I choose perfectly.

I want to make a machine that alters everyone’s perception of diapers? Done, easy. Perfectly play any song I choose on the slide whistle? Easy.

Perfectly use my next two wishes for exactly what I intend and get into loopholes that I can exploit? Done.

>>46440

My guesses on those would be:

1. You are unable to grant yourself the power to fulfill random wishes, but you can grant yourself powers in a limited scope. For instance, you couldn't wish for the ability to manifest any desire you had by speaking a word, but you could wish for speaking a word to do a specific thing (like saying "abracadabra" could grant you a certain type of diaper). Although, I'm not entirely sure you could wish for any supernatural power without violating rule 2.

2. The way it's phrased makes me think it isn't a conservation of matter deal, but a conceptual deal. Basically you can't wish for anything that at the moment (as far as we know) doesn't exist. So you can't wish for a machine that generates infinite diapers, since such a thing doesn't exist, but you could wish for an a massive number of diapers since those exist. Basically, if it exists in nature or humans have been able to create it at some point in the past, you can wish for it and as much of it as you want, and you can probably wish for people to perform certain actions (or even a new person since people exist). Similarly, you can't wish all of something out of existence. Like you could wish your washing machine didn't exist, but you can't wish for the removal of the concept of washing machines.

3. You can't wish to alter emotions, and I'd assume this precludes supernatural alteration too (Professor X powers, like someone said). Being the ultimate seducer should be possible though, as I think there would still be some limits such as some people still not liking you or being angry at things you do. Even with the height of persuasion skills I don't think you could alter everyone's emotions at will.

> diapers become universally socially acceptable and praised

> cute permanent trap mode body

< become immensely successful diaper idoru

1. Wish that all wishes be interpreted and granted in accordance with the wisher's intention

2. Ability to instantaneously and effortlessly modify the shape and appearance of my body and clothing

3) Ability to willingly enter and exit fictional mediums (images and videos) wherein I take the place of some otherwise occurring character, experiencing in totality what they would have had I not replaced them.

There we go. First one takes care of monkey paw shenanigans. Second one lets me have my fun in the real world. Third one lets me experience fetishistic art and videos from a first person perspective in situations where it would be impractical or inconvenient to do in real life.

1. A comfortable home that is just large enough for everything I want to fit in it falls into my care, and it is just cheap enough to maintain that I will never have trouble remaining there for the rest of my days.

2. The idea that others do not consider it unusual for adults to wear diapers is commonplace.

3. Stores stock ABDL stuff, so I don't have to go long distances, order over the internet, etc.

I wish the universe wasn't so breakable.

Well this rule is the kicker:

You cannot wish to alter someone's emotions/desires/feelings.

Lots of wishes about self empowerment and gaining something. In truth that would be a more practical use of something as powerful as wishes.

However:

1. the domme of my dreams finds me. she's probably in a poly relationship that includes other male and female doms, switches and subs.

(This is because we can't change their feelings - so we make ourselves fit within their view)

My submission to her becomes absolute. I change to meet her requirements and demands. This is rewarded by estactic pleasure just to ensure I'm really happy. I said she was my perfect domme so she's into all the same kinky stuff I am!

2. hopefullly wish 1 covers everything to ensure happiness.

I can't change other desire/feelings so lets make physical changes.

So lets give myself, friends and family and anyone I meet - lets say anyone I kiss - perfect health now and immunity to future imperfect health

3. money can't buy happiness, but it helps.

So long as I'm happy (see 1 I should be ecstatic most of the time) my shit can be filtered and easily processed with water to magically extract significant quantities of gold.

I'm now as valuable as the golden goose. And it amuses me to think that someone gets the job of processing my dirty diapers for monies :P

This is an ABDL board. I wouldn't be unhappy with these but I'd probably make other possibly more sensible wishes.

For a start I'd quite like to be the Dom in wish 1. Where it turns out I meet lots of people whom fit my kinky desires and have the power to change them to my desire.

1. I wish that everybody human on earth can have the human body he/she/it desires -- and can wish for a change every 3 years.

2. I wish that everybody is smarter and more intelligent -- hopefully we can find answers to the issues the world is suffering with.

3. I wish for a 1’000’000’000.00€ Bank account that refills every night. With the money I hire every model and pay them for diaper and fetish-commercials, so mankind is more accepting and open to it and everybody can life out what he/she/it likes.

With the wishes I hope to improve the world and have a happy life with my wife. By making her smarter I hope she quits smoking and with the body-change we both can skip our current diet.

1. Permanent financial stability, the ability to support myself, my friends, my family, indefinitely.

2. The ability to harness my creative energy however I choose (basically, I can shut off procrastination and writer's block on a whim).

3. Free the genie.

1. Free therapists for genies

2. 8th of August is now "Genie Day" where everyone takes the time to appreciate Genies

3. No more of those really crappy artificial bacon bits.

>>52844

I don't wanna cause a derail here, but winning the lottery is an incredibly stressful way to get a lot of money, just letting you know.

>>52845

I've heard the horror stories, but that was my realistic take on it. I feel like many people would become suspicious if I just came into a bunch of money, and the rules state that I can't change their emotions/desires/feelings.

>>46393

You're now a cop with a respectable condo and your partner is an experienced member of the force who you get along with.

>>52846

Seems like a grey area, but you could wish that one of your distant ancestors made some kinda savvy investment decades ago, the dividends of which become available to you tomorrow.

>>46446

Look man a billion dollars is a lot of money. I'm gonna have to give some of that to you in like Micronesia dollars and eastern Caribbean dollars. It'll probably work out to like a few hundred million USD, though, and you can have fun trading currencies.

Make sure you still watch what you eat with that high metabolism. Not too much processed sugars, okay bud?

I dunno what "complete" means so let's just give you like 1 and a half year old continence where you can kinda feel when you need to go but not too late. It's diapers every night for sure.

>>52814

Okay but it's implemented slowly doing about 1/1000th of the population a day for the next three years. Having everybody do it on the same day every three years would be messed up.

Everybody is a little bit smarter but it's more they get that thing they couldn't quite get before.

Hiring every model is gonna wreck the, I dunno, model economy or whatever so let's just establish you with a medium-to-large sized advertising firm with an unlimited budget to do this.

>>46437

Sure.

Okay but it's a niche market so they're not as cheap and you can still only find some stuff online.

Well you're biologically female now so this will probably happen anyways. So now you have an app on your phone that matches you up with local ones.

Wow, Not Terrible Genie, you're the best!

>>52771

Your home is just inside a fairly major city but not so much that it's cost is out of your range

Adults wearing diapers isn't considered weird it's just like wearing braces or something.

Department stores start selling ABDL stuff. Clothing stores have ABDL clothes, shoe places have velcro options, that kinda thing.

>>52819

1% sounds like a lot so I'll give you, I dunno, .4%? And since it's viral there's medical precautions developed so it won't last forever. And it's only gonna affect those who are very insecure in the first place and would do okay with being looked after.

I mean the industry is gonna be there if you wish for it or not. Lots of smart opportunists out there. So let's say the UN makes this a priority or something.

That's only like $40 million which sounds reasonable if you can get a few of the big countries to commit.

>>46394

No.

$20,000 a year, it's a raise or a dividend or something.

You're confident when trying new things.

Also you won't ever get struck down by something like cancer or a drunk driver.

>>52844

Well it's not the powerball but it's millions which is okay.

Tragically your left pockets now all have broken zippers rendering your card unsuable. j/k that would suck. You get round-trip airfare about once a month. You can use it more than once a month, but not more than twelve times a year total, and only for someone else's fare. And for other people to qualify they have to be flying with you. That's still pretty good.

Somehow this falls into your lap. Good building and it's close to that store with those snacks you like.

>>46445

Yeah it's cool go rub one out before you pull the trigger. Most of us genies are pretty chill.

Okay so diapers are like neck braces or something. It's okay to just wear them around wherever but it's also not cool to sit around with a poopy diaper. Wet's pretty much okay as long as you're not on, like, really nice furniture or at a funeral or something.

You get "yellow flagged" so when you check in to a hotel, or board an airplane, heck, even go to a major sporting event you're required to wear a diaper. And someone checks. If you're not it's no biggie they have some on hand for people like you.

You get this kind of illusion-based mental manipulation where you can make people see stuff but they kinda know it's a trick after a little bit. You can use this to make yourself invisible but please don't be a dick and make a driver think there's a deer in the road so they swerve onto the sidewalk or something, okay?

>>46418

You can read minds but only what people are thinking right now and only, like, one at a time so you're not driven crazy by the barrage of thoughts.

You can teleport but it's like vampires where if it's not a public place you have to be invited in. Really convenient travel for you but nobody panics about someone being able to just pop into their bedroom or bank vault or w/e. Also you won't wind up in front of a speeding car or at the bottom of the ocean or something.

Okay I don't wanna live on some planet where everybody is some shapeshifter that breaks the laws of physics and you can troll people by literally leaving your stinky penis in their desk drawer so we'll start with the first half.

>>52861

So how about my request? Can you alter the universe to make it more resilient? Presently God level energies must be stored in a dimensional containment wake so as not to rip the entire universe all apart… but that means God level powers can't be used at all…. or at least not safely.

If the universe was constructed a bit better though, then Gods *(higher dimensional life forms) could use their powers freely and without worry..

>>52867

Omnisexual, no standards, immune to STIs.

>>52869

holy shit another person who used to watch SMBC theater

>>46386 (OP)

a winning lottery ticket for the jackpot That isn't fake or less then 20 million.

A life time supply of premium brand ABDL diapers that are perfect in every way.

A small tin that when opened produces exactly 1 gram of high quality BC Kush fully ready to be smoked.

>3. You cannot wish for anyone to fall in love with you.

Does this means that I can't control them in other ways? Like "forcing them to act like babies"? 🤔

>>52946

You could just wish for something to blackmail them with that will instantly bend them to your whims.

Or you could wish for a device/potion that would do the same. That way you wouldn't be wishing for it directly.

Same with bringing the dead back to life, just wish for a time machine, or a Lazarus Pit or a Phoenix Key or what not.

>>52950

Buddy do you have any idea how fucking fast that would get old. You might be able to stomach it for like, a year or two tops before the complete lack of physical and mental stimulation would probably drive you into a catatonic state of depression.

>>52955

exactly. I want to be forced into that position until it is sickening to me. I want to feel stuck and trapped.

>>52957

I don't care how hot you find it to be stuck and trapped, any feeling is going to get old after you have nothing else, ever, forever. Eventually, you'd just be begging for death and it would never come or you'd just go into a coma or something and spend the rest of your undying existence unconscious in a hospital, and neither of those things are fun, so try this instead:

>Returned to the age of a toddler, let's say your 2nd birthday. You age at 20% normal speed (i.e. it takes you five years to age one year). You have bathroom control issues as well.

>Same things about convincing adults you have the intelligence of an adult, you'll never be able to convince them you know anything more than your current age and most will treat you as being younger than that anyway.

>Same thing about caretakers being loving, but strict.

>All of this lasts until age 13, at which point you become a completely normal teenager.

>If you die, you reset back to your 2nd birthday. You can also manually reset back whenever you want.

There. I dunno how to split that into 3 wishes, but basically, you can spend 50 years the way you want, then at least be a normal person for a while before you reset. You can even spend some time as a super prodigy as you want before going back to being a little kid.

>>52958

This is what it would be like…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVooyfaPYD8

>>52958

> You age at 20% normal speed (i.e. it takes you five years to age one year).

> If you die, you reset back to your 2nd birthday. You can also manually reset back whenever you want.

At that point, what's the point of 20% aging rate? Might as well age normally and get to make friends your age that you'll age with, then reset at will.

My wishes would pretty much be X-Men inspired:

1. Have Mystique's shapeshifting power.

2. Have Wolverine's (or Deadpool's) healing factor.

3. Have Kitty Pryde's (or Nightcrwaler's) phasing/teleporting ability.

I'd only really need the first power, the other two are just safeguards to make sure I never die or run into a situation I can't get out of. I shouldn't need them if I play my cards right.

>>52971

'Cause he wants to feel stuck and every reset having a 50 year price tag on it instead of a 10 year price tag accomplishes that.

I want to live until the stars burn out.

wait no, I dont. I want to talk to the people who are alive when the stars are burning out.

>>52999

You can talk to me, I'm a star… and I'm ALWAYS burning!

I AM THE GIANT FIERY DEATH BALL OF INFINITE CANCER!

BEHOLD MY MAGNIFICENCE!

BEHOLD IT!

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>>46386 (OP)

1. I want to win the biggest lottery in the country.

2. I want to be talented in all artistic mediums.

3. I want to have the body of a baby.

>>53292

The lottery is taxed and although leaving you with a significant fortune you cannot access it since your in the body of a 1 year old child with as much ability to walk and talk as a slug. But enjoy the potential babyhood until you grow up and have to live through puberty all over again and make it as an amazing artist. Not terrible but kinda sucky for awhile.

>>46434

1. I wish for the Dragon Balls!

a. Wish for anything you want

>wait for a year

2. I wish for the Dragon Balls!

b. Wish for anything you want

>wait for a year

3. I wish for the Dragon Balls!

c. I wish to have a genie

Repeat ad infinitum

>>46395

You motherfucker

Nobody else seems to have gotten it.

>>46437

>tfw genie doesn't even try to misinterpret your top tier wishes

Feels smug man