No.855829
Summer's nearly at it's end. Time for another rabbit rabbit thread!
When you wake up on the first of the month, if the first thing you say aloud is "rabbit rabbit rabbit", you'll be blessed with good luck for a month!
Hopefully it'll start cooling down soon.
No.855830
Demon rabbit get out! Say your rabbit rabbits to Reisen instead!
No.855892
A friendly reminder that
IT'S A DEMON, DON'T DO IT
No.855913
>>855830
Reisen is a good girl.
>>855836
No.855916
>>855830
>Say your bunny bunnys to Reisen instead!
Fixed.
No.855932
>>855829
Can I just eat her out already, after she's done taking a dump, and didn't yet wipe properly?
No.855933
Rabbits are only good for forced labour.
No.855936
>>855933
Don't forget as cannon fodder.
No.855948
How much luck can you promise me next month rabbit?
No.855972
>>855829
FUCK YOU, FAGGITRABBIT!
Never again.
No.855987
>>855972
Share your story, anon. People must know what misfortunes await those who deal with the rabbit
No.855996
I tried the charm and got what I wanted! My father later accidentally cut off his thumb at work though, maybe I'll do the charm for him too!
No.856038
>>855933
>>855936
Do not abuse the rabbits.
>>855948
A "good" amount.
>>855996
>My father later accidentally cut off his thumb at work though
That's terrible! Were they able to save it, or was it a lost cause? I'm not sure if you can do the charm for someone else, but I hope he's doing better.
No.856045
>>855987
>everything is mildly shit, but manageable
<rabbit rabbit rabbit
>suddenly everything accelerates to mach5 and crashes face-first into Mt. Shitmore
>brain melting
>shitter shattered
>ingrown toenails
>insurance wants more shekels
>landlord wants more shekels
>parents health declines
And that's not even the full list. In short:
DO NOT FALL FOR THE RABBIT MEME!
No.856046
>>855829
Death to the rabbit demon!
Remove hare! Day of the stew soon, fluffy vermin!
No.856053
>>855972
>Said my rabbits for the first time back in the day
>Absolutely shitty month, gained like 8lbs from stress, had put in my two weeks notice only for the job I was going to, to suddenly change their mind a day before they were supposed to send me my employment contract (I was already verbally guaranteed the job)
>Second time I sent them I lost an internship for my trade and my vehicle blew a head gasket from overheating in the middle of a snowstorm
>Third time I had to cancel my trip to Japan because an emergency happened that required me to throw away $3,000 and my hard drive failed on me
>Fourth time I said my rabbits as an experiment to make extra extra sure
>I got sick three times and had to use up my sick leave, my car broke down, I lost about half of my archived anime, got a painful wart on my foot preventing me from properly doing my gym routine, my internet bill basically doubled (and the connection went out twice for more than 24 hours), my boss forced the question of "how long do you plan on staying here" on me, and the main water line by my work broke forcing me to make a 30 minute detour through heavy traffic because they blocked off an entire major road, all in the same month
I can't believe this charm is anything other than a demon summoning ritual, anons.
No.856056
>>855829
Go away demon, I shall return to removing your demon spawn with extreme prejudice. This time with a flamethrower.
>>855972
I did it once to see what could possibly go wrong. Next day entire acre garden was absolutely destroyed by rabbits I probably destroyed 200-300 of the furry bastards with any conceivable means including getting a good oxy-acetylene mix flowing into a warren. I believe you are cursed to remove rabbits until the end of time if you fall for this trick.
No.856105
>>856053
>haven't said rabbit rabbit rabbit once.
>Getting a new job soon with a 35% raise, better commute, and morefuture opportunities.
>Lost 8 pounds this month.
>Personal projects coming along well.
>Emuparadise shutting down actually has me enjoying games again because my backlog is full of older games I've put off. (just finished Pikmin with all 30 parts in 30 days on my first try).
>Became fully independent.
Remilia is my patron. When I disappointed look is punishment enough. When I succeed her smirk is a treasure.
When I eat flan on cheat days her childish giggles echo in my brain
No.856142
>>856056
>oxy acetylene
Must have been a mighty loud bang.
No.856146
>>856142
It was enjoyable reliving the front lines of WW1 for a brief second until the woods caught fire and the tanks grenaded.
No.856297
>>856045
>>856053
>>856056
I'm sorry that you guys had so much trouble with it.
No.856561
I have found a fool proof way to remember your rabbits.
Sleep naked.
The first thing you will notice when you get out of bed is your missing pantsu and you will instantly remember to say your rabbits.
If you sleeo naked usually you could do the reverse.
No.856568
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>>856561
>Sleep naked.
I approve! Best way to do it anyways.
No.856626
>>856561
Sleeping naked is a great thing to do in any case, but I think you are right in a more general sense to where if you change things on that night so something is so obviously out of the ordinary for you that it makes you stop and think for a moment once you wake up, it's a good way to help you remember. Another method is to change your ringtone to one of tewi's songs the night before. But remember to change it back afterwards or you'll end up hating the song over time.
However I think when you've been at it long enough and said them for more than a year or so, then you'll have an easier time remembering, simply out of habit.
Anyhow, I remembered this time and I've started doing this almost two years ago now I believe but early on I missed it a few times. Looking forward to another exciting month with some little extra rabbit luck.
No.856654
I said it, I really need the luck this month rabbit.
No.856665
No.856667
>>856665
You can't stop me! I'll say what I want! The bad luck makes life interesting.
No.856689
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>>856626
Yeah, having something be different is a good reminder. Good luck!
>>856654
Good luck anon! Hope it'll all work out in your favor.
>>856667
Bad luck go out! Good luck come in!
No.856690
Eating out Tewi's butt.
That is my only wish.
No.856696
I'M GONNA SMOOCH A RABBIT
No.856733
Rabbit rabbit rabbit!
I almost forgot to say my rabbits this month. I came down with an annoying cold a few days ago so I'm hoping the rabbit will help with that.
>>855830
Why not both?
No.856734
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Rabbit rabbit rabbit, please let me eat it.
No.856735
I think I got it this morning
see you in hell rabbit
No.856768
>>856733
Get well soon!
>>856734
I'm not sure Tewi has any rimjob/analingus pics. Have Tewi frosting a cake with her butt.
>>856735
Good luck, dude. Hopefully neither of us end up in hell.
No.856773
>>856654
>I really need the luck this month rabbit.
Rest in peace, anon.
No.856775
>>856768
Thanks anon.
My dreams would come true if I could eat it.
No.856860
If I go to sleep at 1am on September 1st and wake up later and say it, does it still count?
No.856882
>>856860
Yes. You can also say it at midnight for safety. I tend to do both.
No.858854
Because of this thread, Terry Davis died.
No.858892
>>858854
Because of this thread, I got promoted!
No.863403
>>858854
Terry died on the 30th, before anyone had said their rabbits yet. Tewi doesn't deserve this.
No.863417
>>863403
I was wondering what this thread was doing at the top of the board. Thought it died already, or someone had made a new one really early and I din't notice.
No.863420
>>856053
>my boss forced the question of "how long do you plan on staying here" on me
Was that an attempt to make you quit therefore easier for them, compared to them firing you?
No.863433
>>863420
It was more he wants me to stay permanently because I'm one of the more competent employees, but he also knows he's paying me shit-tier wages compared to other companies in the area (which are also pretty shitty compared to the national average). I was trying to avoid that question for another couple months though since I didn't want to lie but I have zero intentions of staying because of the above fact.
Polite sage.
No.863651
>>856053
I think it works like alignment somehow. Like, if you're born in the year of the rabbit or some shit it will help you, but the farther off you get the worse the results will be. But not that specifically cause it works great for me and I'm year of the dragon. Maybe it has to do with temperament?
No.864511
Whoops, complained in the wrong rabbit thread. This is a good thread; don't worry.
How's the month been? Hope it's been good!
No.864513
>>863433
Ah ok I somewhat know that feeling. I don't mind my workplace too much but that's mostly because it's a very short commute. The pay isn't spectacular, I actually would not mind being made officially permanent mostly for stability reasons but the company is somewhat cheap and there are probably other factors behind the scene that I'm not privy to. I've had worse jobs but it's mostly the exceptionally short commute that is making me stay so far.
REISEN REISEN REISEN
No.864517
>>864513
>Reimu_and_Marisa_hold_Reisen_down_while_Sanae_gives_her_head.jpg
No.864759
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>864513
> I actually would not mind being made officially permanent mostly for stability reasons
Holy shit, I actually got asked if I wanted to become full time today!
Thank you Reisen X 3 it really worked!
>>864517
Suck it you demonic lolibaba scammer, if anyone wants actual good luck never say the name of the demon at the beginning of any month.
No.864935
>>864759
>Holy shit, I actually got asked if I wanted to become full time today!
Good for you! Sure has been a quiet thread this month.
No.864970
>Forgot to do rabbits after chain of months
>RAM sticks get corrupted
>Sister has to have brain surgery
>Cat gets sick
>Catch flu
No.864981
>>864970
Good luck to your sister. Hope her surgery is successful. You get well soon too.
No.864989
IT'S STILL A DEMON
PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK
No.865038
There it is, I said it for once!
No.865039
>>865038
Good job, and good luck!
No.865058
No.865060
Tewi is tricky. Something bad almost happened this month but it was a false alarm. Although some very bad things happened to people I know nothing directly bothered me. I'll say my rabbits again this month and see how things turn out.
No.865061
I think I said my rabbits.
I remember waking up in the night and mumbling my rabbits, only to fall asleep again a minute later. I am not even sure what time it was.
No.865068
Does it count if I say them at midnight? And should I say them minute out of bed as well?
No.865094
I remembered! Here's to another smooth month. Make sure you guys get enough sleep too.
No.865095
>tried to Reisen like >>855830 since I don't trust Tewi from past experiences
>said it just after midnight, and meant to say it again in the morning
>got woken up twice by a faulty door alarm sensor and spoke then without saying it
>forgot in the morning because I felt like complete shit
Not sure if I made an even worse decision, or if Tewi is being vengeful.
No.865099
Good luck everyone!
>>865060
Hope those other people are doing okay.
>>865061
While I do say them every time I wake up in the middle of the night, I usually make sure to say them especially when I wake up for good. It's just safer.
>>865068
Midnight might count, as well as sunrise. Depends on your definition of "first moment of the day". I try to say it at both midnight and when I wake up in the morning.
>>865094
I really need to get that sleep.
>>865095
That sucks. Hopefully you can get that fixed real quick.
No.865195
>>865095
The rest of my day sucked too.
One of my grad student responsibilities is to supervise first year labs, and today I learned as I walked into the room that the person who was supposed to be my partner for most of them this semester has quit TAing and I had to handle all 50 students myself.
No.865319
>woke up
>said my rabbits
>wrote an exam
<99% sure I failed
Is this worth it?
No.865333
>>865319
Further proof that the rabbit is treacherous and steals your luck.
No.865340
I missed my chances of saying the rabbits yesterday, as I only found out about them a few minutes ago. Before I screw up next month: do they need to be said in any particular language?
No.865343
>>865319
Written exams aren't luck based.
>>865195
That sucks. Hang in there!
>>865340
It's a British charm, so if language matters you should go with English.
No.865345
>>865343
I see. English it is, then.
>Written exams aren't luck based.
What exactly can I expect from the charm, then? There's a written exam I'm taking soon, and I'm competing with other people, so the grade itself doesn't matter so much as how it puts me relative to everyone else.
No.865349
>>865345
It's a general luck boost for your daily life. Exams are best conquered by studying well, with only a dash of luck added in. Relying on luck alone to make you happy and successful will only end in disappointment. With hard work and a bit of luck, you'll be more satisfied with the results. And stay optimistic! A cheery outlook will help brighten your day. Dont confuse optimism with believing in serendipity though. Make sure you're prepared in case things don't go your way. Even if you fail, don't give up! Just stay determined and continue to work hard; you'll pull through next time.
No.865354
>>864981
The surgery went well and she's recovering. It had better be a speedy recovery or I'm having some rabbit stew.
No.865355
>>865349
I like you, てゐくん.
No.865369
>>865343
>Written exams aren't luck based.
To some degree they are. Sometimes you end up with questions that are objectively harder or easier.