No.854401
>ctrl+f
>No loli thread
What's up with that? Let's have another luscious loli thread. Old hags can stick to their own thread! DFC only! Would you a loli, /a/? I know I'd the shit out of a loli if given the opportunity.
No.854405
Is this the stream thread now? Last one was on page 9 anyways.
No.854406
Those pancakes look delicious.
No.854408
I'd call a loli's telephone.
No.854409
I would feed a loli until her DFC turned big with fat
No.854410
Me on the left looking at anon's lewd drawings.
No.854412
>>854410
I tend to take bottom row, centre-right.
No.854414
>>854401
My Meido told me I shouldn't talk with rude lolis like you.
No.854416
>>854412
How lewd. That's just begging for some anon to take bottom right on you.
No.854418
This thread isn't lewd enough for my taste. Let's change that.
No.854420
>>854416
Exactly.
It's easy enough for an anon to pick that spot when nobody's picked mine, but now they have to think twice about it. Likewise, it's hard to pick what I did if somebody's already taken nopan-chan, and moreover it's a bit contradictory to what they're doing. So I get in my pick first, and other anons have to be a little saucy just like the girl is.
No.854421
When life gives you lemons,
No.854424
>>854408
>tfw you will never get an accidental call from a little loli
>tfw you will never say "moshi moshi" only to find out it's one of those loli gangs pranking you about your refrigerator running
No.854434
This could have been in the bloodcell-chan thread, but...
Being a platelet donor, I feel good that I Have shared my lolis with others. It may have helped save a life, I don't know. But lolis are luv, 2D.
No spoiler.
No.854556
>>854421
You eat the yellow snow?
No.854579
>>854401
Me on the right without pantsu.
No.854591
>>854434
White sticky loli juice is not for sharing!
No.854607
>>854434
Shame on you anon, what if your lolis go to some degenerate drug user? How can you say you love them if you just hand them over to god knows what fate?
No.854616
>>854607
>Image
Japan is a cursed island. Unable to handle the beauty of its own creations, it seeks to pervert, corrupt and destroy them with its own incredibly shit taste. It believes that pairing the beautiful with the ugly will make it shine brighter, the innocent with the evil would make its light purer, but it only serves to ruin anything you would hold dear. The beauty of it is stained and marred with the ugliness; the innocence is destroyed and corrupted with evil. It is a sickness of the mind and of the soul to take delight in such things.
No.854628
I prefer lolis that are a bit headstrong
No.854630
FInd a better daughteru
Oh yeah, you can't
No.854631
>>854616
The only thing I really don't understand is the prevalence of fat old men in loli doujins. There's nothing erotic about that.
No.854633
>>854628
>accidently pressed "Reply" before I was done writing
Be they lolibabas, lolitomboys, lolisluts or just lolis with a strong personality, those are the girls I want to lewd.
Lolis that are too innocent are still cute, they just don't have any sexual appeal to me.
No.854637
>>854633
The sweet middle tickles my fancy like crazy. My ideal is this playful cheery girl that agrees to do lewd things with you, but when the time comes, she's blushing like crazy and really innocent about it, but she's damn curious about the whole thing. If she has a tomboy smirk I'm dead.
No.854638
>>854630
That's wrong you faggot.
No.854640
>>854630
I can think of a few.
No.854650
>>854628
Higashiyama Show is a gift to mankind.
No.854654
>>854640
>you will never detach Chiyo-chan pigtails
Why live?
No.854660
>>854654
She doesn't look as cute without her pigtails though.
I'd rather just put her over my knee and spank her until I start to feel guilty.
No.854670
>>854640
>daughterus
Sakura is for lewd and anyone who thinks otherwise is a baka of the highest degree.
No.854678
>>854670
Why not both? There's nothing wrong with lewding your daughterus.
Sometimes you might feel like just taking her to the park to play, helping her with her homework, or reading her a cute story in bed. Other times you might want to take her to the park without any pantsu, make her do her homework while you tease her with a vibrator, and cuddle up together in bed.
No.854679
>>854678
If you lewd the daughterus, please be gentle and loving, and not force any strange fetishes onto her.
No.854683
>>854679
>please be gentle and loving
Of course. When playing with lolis everything should always remain safe, cute and consensual. If they're into anything intense like spanking, proper aftercare is a must.
If they aren't going to bed with a smile on their faces and waking up excited to spend more time with you, you're doing something very wrong.
No.854686
>>854434
So long as they aren't going to the UK I think you're fine. Rumor has it there's a platelet shortage in the UK recently due to knife stabbings from wandering loli gangs.
No.854687
>>854683
No no, your fetishes are a problem to begin with.
No.854689
>>854686
>wandering loli gangs
Those are just a myth, right?
No.854692
>>854689
I'm not willing to take the chance. Are you?
Who knows what they could do to you!?
No.854697
>>854689
It's easy to think that, but you could be going about your day as normal when before you know it they've got you surrounded.
No.854707
>>854697
How much of a threat could a few lolis possibly pose?
Just call them bakas, take their sweets and walk off laughing.
No.854717
>>854707
I know, right? I think I'm about to go down-town. There's this new rock-CD-truck making the rounds.
Gonna load up on some Santana and have a few beers. You should do the same.
No.854720
>>854686
>wandering loli gangs
Loli rape gangs don't stab people.
No.854742
>>854707
Once they've got you, you can't get away.
No.854744
>>854720
Yeah. He must have confused that with trap gangs.
No.854748
>>854742
I didn't mean to spoiler!
No.854821
>>854742
Just keep some ultra-spicy chilli-infused sweets in your pocket. Lolis can't resist free sweets.
No.854826
>>854821
What if it's a brown loli who's immune to them?
No.854827
No.854833
>>854826
It is possible for mammals to be insensitive to capsaicin*, but I don't think it's a common mutation in humans. If you want to guard against lolis who are used to eating spicy food, simply increase the capsaicin concentration in the sweets to a ridiculous level.
* https://phys.org/news/2018-07-tree-shrews-tolerate-hot-peppers.html
No.854839
>>854827
Getting /fit/ with.
No.854842
>>854833
So my bear spray should still work on them?
No.854843
No.854844
>>854826
It's cruel, but if it comes to it you just have to use this.
No.854848
>>854843
Begone blasphemer!
No.854850
>>854843
>>854848
I forgot I had this image too.
No.854885
>>854844
Oh god, are you trying to kill your loli!?
No.854892
No.854893
No.854912
>>854839
Reminder to never take up a loli if they ask you to spot them at the gym.
No.854941
>>854940
Oh shit. You've done it now.
We weren't supposed to mention those.
No.854944
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>>854827
Relaxing under the kotatsu with.
No.854945
>>854944
That's not how you're supposed to use a kotatsu.
Those lolis are going to get cold with all that exposed skin.
No.854948
>>854945
My lolis really hate to wear their pantsu, what should I do?
No.854949
>>854948
How do they feel about their school swimsuits? They could wear those under their clothes instead.
No.854955
>>854948
Make sure to discipline your loli properly or she'll come to realize she can make you do whatever she wants, anon! Don't give in to those tears!
No.854962
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>>854949
>>854955
My lolis say they are too stuffy. I tried to get them to at least wear bloomers but they thought they were funny hats.
No.855128
>>854962
Put them in boxers, then boxer-briefs, and then they should get the idea and will be used to it by then.
No.855175
>>854962
How many souls did she have to take in order to be able to do that ear-stand?
No.855223
>>854892
Would you not want to CARPE OMNES PVELLAS for yourself?
No.855291
>>854828
I don't know what it is, but this is one of my favorite loli pics of all time.
No.855300
>>855181
>first pic
So now there's fake loli gangs to worry about? What kind of world do we live in these days?
No.855317
>>855300
It's the media's fault. When the loli rape gangs get so much attention it inspires oneesans to commit copycat crimes.
No.855319
>>855317
I wouldn't mind falling into that honeypot.
No.855321
Could Slow Start be considered as Loli, or at least the girls? Either way, I miss Flatty, she was a bundle of energy .
No.855324
>>855321
Slow Start is definitely full of lolis. Off the top of my head, at least Hana, Tamate, and Kamuri were lolis.
No.855325
>>855321
>>855324
Hana is definitely not a loli. Tama is flat but being a loli is more that flatness. Only Kamuri could really qualify.
No.855326
>>855325
In the very first scene of the first episode it was pointed out that Hana looks significantly younger than her age would suggest.
No.855381
>>855326
"you could pass for a middle school student" is hardly implication of being a loli.
And the fact that she is average height for her age (even Tamate is hardly underheight) means that at least Hana is not a loli.
I didn't feel loli vibes from Tama either, just a cute flatty.
No.855421
Hatoba Tsugu is the most recent loli I'm obsessed with, I hadn't obsessed or focused on something so much since Kemono Friends, or at the very least saving fanart . Her design is very lovely, simple and cute; she presses many buttons in her design and personality (mole in her cheek, double fangs, short messy hair, cute hat and sharp eyes). Her videos are mysterious but very enjoyable.
No.855424
>>855421
I took a look at her channel, but she really doesn't have that much up. Is her main stuff through some other website? The stuff there was pretty cute though if not for the wonky audio.
No.855448
I want to adopt a loli daughteru to give her shoulder and horsie rides around the house, watch movies, and hold hands!
No.855479
/a/, I am in a bit of a conundrum. What if there's a loli I like, but she's not really a loli (I think her body is a doll's), and there are episodes where she lost her mind and was actually a loli.
In any regard, she's got a great look, regardless of age/size/humanity (or not).
No.855567
>>855448
I got some lolis for you. They're right around the corner in that alley over there.
No.855584
>>855479
Before you even talk about Natsuki, indeed she is good, you need to watch better anime. Strike the Blood was so bad at everything not even Natsuki could save it from itself.
No.855597
>>855584
This, but also Natsuki (at her usual behaviour that is) has a very mature them going for her, that reduces her loli appeal.
No.855606
Is there a place for Junior Idols on this here webpage somewhere? I figured it was at least somewhat related/similar to lolis, so I'm asking here.
No.855613
>>855606
3DPD idols are not okay. If you want to post about the JS iM@S I don't think there would be a problem with it.
No.855617
>>855613
Wouldn't 3D idols be allowed under rule 7?
No.855619
>>855325
They're all lolis. Loli is about looks, not age.
No.855621
>>855617
It's right above you.
>6. Remember the 2D/3D barrier.
Right there. If you're so insistent about doing it on /a/ you could perhaps pass off news about 'actual junior idols' as /jp/ content in the news threads, even though it's almost always bad news, but consider going to another board if you're just looking to post images.
No.855624
>>855619
>They're all lolis. Loli is about looks,
So only Kamuri counts, or am I missing something?
No.855626
>>855621
Guy that posted the initial question, but not any of the replies here. I didn't mean here on /a/, but I just figured that people in a loli thread might also bein a JI thread, if there is such a thing on any board.
No.855634
>>855626
You could try /japan/, stuff like idols and JAVs should be within the board rules. Everything else about the baord is pretty redundant, as music, movies and travel logs are welcome here.
No.855638
>>855634
Thank you. I'll stop messing up your thread now~
No.855674
What clothes do you enjoy seeing your loli wear most?
No.855678
>>855674
For cute: Frilly clothes, mahou shoujo costumes or summer dresses. For lewd: Micro bikinis.
No.855684
>>855674
Cute clothes which emphasize the fact she's still a little kid.
Overalls, sukumizu, short floaty skirts, randoseru, character-print pantsu, kigurumi, youchien sumokku, etc.
Bonus points if she needs help putting the clothing on or taking it off.
If we're being lewd, collars, leashes and vibrators always look good on a loli.
No.855725
>>855674
I really like seeing my lolis in a business skirt with her hair in a bun trying to act mature. Miko attire and school uniforms are also nice. If she's young enough, than shorts and T-shirts or sun dresses with a cute sun hat can be pleasant and calm on the eyes during summer so long as she isn't going nopan. Teddy Bear pantsu are of course a must.
No.855769
>>855674
Gothloli followed by sweetloli. After that anything with lots of frills. If none of those are available then anything is fine since she makes everything look good until it gets lewd.
No.855770
>>855674
Pure white panstu. And nothing but pantsu.
No.855800
Please remember to teach your loli proper skirt defense.
No.855819
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>>855800
She doesn't need to defend her skirt if she isn't wearing one.
No.855923
>>855421
I saved this picture before I knew anything about her. It was just really cute.
No.855934
It's raining now. Makes me wish I had a loli to enjoy it with.
Does your loli enjoy rain and thunder?
No.855935
>>855833
>loli cop with rabbit ears.
Made me smile at how cute it was.
No.855937
>>855934
Loli does not like rain.
No.855942
>>855937
Then again, not many like the poor guy.
No.855944
>>855923
She's like a kitten when she's eating, it's adorable.
No.855946
>>855935
>rabbit ears
Isn't that reference to that recent Disney movie? Not that it would make the image any less cute.
No.855947
>>855946
Yep. I think it makes her a little cuter.
No.855982
>>855923
That's a really cute picture, anon.
No.856011
>>855937
You need to leave your loli out in the rain until she learns to like it like >>855969 . A good loli loves rain.
No.856035
>>855934
>Does your loli enjoy rain and thunder?
Of course not, she gets scared! Hence why I enjoy thunderstorms so she'll want to cuddle and be comforted.
No.856036
>>856011
Don't do this, or your loli may catch the dreaded Japanese cold.
No.856037
>>856036
Only if you don't give them a warm bath afterward. Proper loli care involves making sure they enjoy nature's wonders like rain.
No.856062
>>856037
>Run some clean warm water, not too hot, into a clean bucket.
>Use a washcloth and some good smelling soap or shampoo and conditioner. Organic ones smell awesome!
>Soak the washcloth in bucket and place loli gently in tub in your lap.
>Run the washcloth over them, making sure to get her all nice and clean. Use more shampoo and conditioner as necessary if hair is thick.
>After washing and rinsing, dry your loli with a warm towel and cuddle for at least 20 minutes.
No.856064
>>856036
If she does you can nurse her back to health
No.856066
Then you catch her cold and watch her clumsily care for you, make sure to smile when eating her burnt porridge
No.856071
>>856066
>loli clumsily making food and feeding you.
My heart!
No.856075
What would you sacrifice to have a loli harem anon?
No.856077
>>856075
Do we get to pick the harem members?
No.856078
>>856077
of course.
Personally i would give up everything i currently own, half my savings and a kidney.
No.856081
>>856077
I would pick mai waifu, mai waifu, mai waifu, mai waifu, mai waifu, mai waifu, mai waifu, mai waifu, and mai waifu. Who would you pick?
No.856082
>>856075
I'd get a vasectomy.
No.856083
>>856081
Illya, Megumin, Enju, Mashiro-tan, Kobato, Maria, Kuro, Hinatsuru-Ai, Chino and maybe a few more that I can think of.
No.856084
>>856083
There needs to be size limit. You can only headpat so many heads at once.
No.856086
>>856062
Look currently on lap. Have boner, what do? She's beginning to notice.
No.856087
>>856084
I've got two arms and three legs. I can headpat alot of lolis.
No.856088
>>856086
*Loli
I'm a filthy fucking phone poster.
No.856090
>>856086
Explain to her it's a natural reaction that men have sometimes. Leave it at that.
No.856091
>>856081
>Mai waifu isn't a loli
>I can't have mai waifu in a loli harem
No.856092
>>856078
>three sizes
Are there any games where you can make a loli harem? All the ones I know of are for big girls and the best you can get is the flat version of the tallest one in that picture.
No.856093
No.856095
>>856086
Teach her how to make the swelling go down.
No.856098
>>856086
Explain that it's to help stop her from falling off your lap, and demonstrate how.
No.856108
>>856098
I'm just trying to give her a wash here. None of that lewd stuff, sir.
No.856120
No.856155
>>856011
>He doesn't train his loli to live innawoods
Every time it rains she erects a temporary shelter on the back porch within 10 minutes, puts mud on her face, and pretends to be a /k/ommando during 'Nam, /a/. It's getting out of hand lately.
No.856156
>>856155
>pretends to be a /k/ommando during 'Nam
>pretends
Please don't discredit your loli's service like that. You don't know what she's been through.
No.856157
Remember to get your lolis their special surgery so they don't grow up to be loli bitches.
No.856160
>>856157
Please don't cut bits off your lolis.
A bit of pain is okay when it's done as part of consensual BDSM play, but permanently mutilating your lolis is not okay. I guess it's not so bad if your loli has been augmented with the ability to regrow damaged body parts, but even then it seems a bit drastic.
If you want to deprive her of sexual pleasure, just have her wear a chastity belt. It's less permanent, plus you get to see her cutely struggle in vain to stimulate herself.
No.856162
>>856160
It's for their own good. If you don't remove the temptation they might rape some poor onii-san. A chastity belt is only good as a supplement, they need their surgery. They need to have their clit removed and their hole stitched shut for their own safety. You don't want to let your loli become a criminal, right?
No.856164
>>856157
>>856162
African detected
No.856166
>>856162
A properly trained loli will not be a danger to any onii-sans. Proper training is entirely possible without breaking her skin. If you're drawing blood, you've gone too far.
If your loli is particularly lewd and into kinky things perhaps you could try having her wear a shock collar or shock plug. She'll soon learn to stop misbehaving as soon as she hears the warning beep.
You should also encourage her to make friends with other girls at school. Yuri between classmates provides a safe outlet for a loli's sexual frustration.
No.856168
>>856157
What have you got against loli bitches, my fellow ojisan?
No.856181
>>856160
Spanking lolis is great. Watching them make cute sounds as I go soft at first and build up to stronger slaps is always adorable, and the cuddles after make her smile. Plus, I can get a loli to spank me as revenge
No.856235
Your loli wants to hear a story.
What do you read her?
>The Codex Regius
No.856258
>>856160
I wonder if Kagami ever hit Tsukasa when they were fighting. Kagami likes to explode when she gets really angry, but would she get physical with her own sister?
No.856260
>>856235
>What do you read her?
The Word.
No.856268
>>854633
>brown
>tomboy
>loli
>tanlines
No.856269
>>854827
(USER HAS BEEN JAILED FOR THIS POST)
No.856273
I want to get a robo-loli, but the Loli dealership tells me they have diesel-powered and "alternative fuel" Lolis. What is the difference? I didn't even know they ran on diesel.
No.856282
>>856235
The original LN of Haruhi. She's a fan of the anime, but she has admitted to not reading anything more verbose than manga.
Or, if she was being too smug, I might insist on something more size-appropriate for her like Alice in Wonderland.
>>856258
I imagine she did when they were younger, but I can't see it happening now. Kagami is too protective of her imouto.
No.856293
>>856273
The dealer said the "alternative fuel" lolis run off temperature variation. A robo loli must be kept warm and comfy through lots of headpats, snuggling, and lewding
No.856377
>>856077
>harem
You are trash, a true man loves a single girl
No.856384
>>856377
I can tell you that's wrong. A good man loves all his lolis that he has, whether they be lolibabas, daughterus, or waifus
No.856425
>>855923
>>855421
This is probably my favorite Hatoba image, and one of my favorite Loli images. The image can be interpreted in different ways, and it's one of those times where I feel both paternal love and burning lust/love. Are you simply taking your cute loving daughteru shopping? Or was it one of the exceedingly rare times where a loli agreed to go for a ride? Is that a loving gaze or does she want something else?
No.856434
>>856425
>22 Celsius
How is that loli not a popsicle in that flimsy summer dress? Also I agree, Anon. That is a beautiful picture.
No.856435
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Why is it that all loli threads are infested by these moronic people that keep posting shit that makes porn site comments look like fine literature? It's always the same shit about abusing them to "raise them properly", as if the overwhelming majority of lolis aren't already well behaving. Can't you faggots keep your awful fetishes to yourselves? And for that matter, why is it that these threads are always filled to the brim with roleplaying?
No.856442
>>856435
I've been wondering that as well, haven't gotten an answer to the question yet though. Also, these threads are harmless compared to what you see on /loli/ for example. It's like a weird mixture of facebook and youporn comments.
No.856444
>>856435
"I want to be the little girl."
No.856456
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>>856434
>22°C about 71,6 freedomheit
<cold
What? Are you a jungle loli or something?
No.856472
>>856435
Because most anime "lolicons" are just ironic lolicons, who like memes about, and with lolis, but are actually not into this whole loli appeal other than "omg how cute, no touch, would daughteru" crap.
They are the ones who spout things like "don't lewd xy", or the first and most vocal people who gets triggered if someone calls them a pedo.
No.856481
>>856435
>Abusing lolis.
People do this?
I do think that light play and consensual BDSM with lolis is nice though.
No.856483
>>856435
The RP is a bit much. I won't speak poorly about their fetishes since it is much more preferable to read "how to raise your loli" than milffags shitposting. I'd rather discuss which lolis are cutest this season but usually that discussion is in the respective anime threads. Same can be said of youjo anime as a whole and the /loli/ stream thread would be ripe for it too but theres only 3 or 4 posters including Tewi. Now that I think about it, this thread was probably made by and for the ironic and RP lolicons.
>>856472
>ironic lolicons
The worst kind.
>>856093
Was referring to games with CG like what Illusion makes.
No.856484
>>856456
S-Summers around here are usually 85-105 Freedom Units and dry, so 71F is at best T-shirt and long jeans weather.
No.856486
>>856484
Sucks to be you, desertman.
No.856489
>>856435
Spotted the Euro. Spanking your loli is not abuse. If she's a good girl then she'll only ever need headpats and will never get a spanking, but not all lolis are good girls, anon. Lolis need to be raised tenderly and with great love and care until they're at the ripe old age of 12 and ready to be married off to a husbando that you've carefully investigated such as yourself, and to do so, sometimes a little discipline is in order. What are you, some kind of faggot who wants to watch an undisciplined loli get involved with the loli gangs around the city and eventually graduate into a spinster Ara Ara Christmas Cake who doesn't even know how to cook for herself? If you do that, she will never have a husbando/might raise bad lolis of her own that will also get involved with loli gangs because they never had a Papa. People like you who don't understand proper loli rearing are the real child abusers, not those of us who spank our lolis and give them cuddles afterwards to show we love them. Maybe one day you'll understand how a true lover of lolis feels when your loli is fucking some shota behind your back and gets pregnant because you didn't raise her properly!
No.856491
>>856483
>>856472
Or maybe we just keep our fetishes to ourselves since we're not degenerates/post on /hgg/ or /loli/ for sexual stuff and reserve these threads for the healing side of loli. You can like both lewd lolis and pure lolis.
No.856495
>>856491
>we keep our fetishes
Yeah, sure you do!
>you can like both lewd lolis and pure lolis
It's exactly you who act like you couldn't with posts like "don't lewd REEEEEEEEE"
No.856497
>>856495
When has that last happened? I've seen a view posts like that in joke but I can't recall anybody actually getting mad about lewd lolis on this board.
No.856500
>>856497
>When has that last happened?
Not the anon you are replying to but its been maybe several months or years since anyone posted "don't lewd REEEEEEEEE" here.
No.856501
>>856489
Stop trying to roleplay. And you're only trying to justify the shitty spanking because it's your fetish. It's incredibly transparent because it's completely unnecessary in almost all cases because anime lolis already behave properly in almost all cases. Stop inserting your bad fetishes into everything.
No.856514
So... which lolis are cutest this season?
No.856515
>>856486
I want to take her bikini away
No.856517
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>>856515
Hopefully she is wearing something under it.
No.856523
>>856514
It's not much of a contest for the wrong reason.
It's a shame that they achieved meme status and the tumblr weebs got their filthy hands on them, but the platelets are still adorable.
No.856525
No.856529
>>856514
Emiru, idol Renge, Rachel, Yuzu, Platelets, Kokona. At the top of the list is Kokona because she is the lord, savior, heaven and all the angels incarnate. After a giant gap is Emiru nanodesu. She has all the right kinds of autism and with her other half has saved Precure this year. Rachel is probably going to fall apart mentally which should make her cuter but shes the only reason to watch her show. If not handled well its going to go to shit. I still cannot explain what is so cute about her either. Yuzu was the star of the show for the first half and now the stage belongs to female lead as it should. She did really well though and appeared more than I think many people expected. Idol Renge has done surprisingly well too, especially for a low budget idol anime. Most of the girls will not get a focus episode but she did and continues onward as a primary cast member. Finally we have the platelets who aside from that one scene and the scab scene don't really appear. Theyre adorable but their strength is also their weakness as platelets don't directly fight invasion. It doesn't help they became the seasonal "dont lewd the X" target.
No.856531
>>856529 (Cont.d)
Is Yuzu small enough to be considered loli? Other than MC the show is filled with 90F or bigger busts and apparently tall girls that Yuzu could just be short and in comparison flat just like Kanata.
No.856532
>>856501
Has it ever occured to you that lolis are children and children misbehave even in 2D or are you simply pretending to be retarded? Obviously 2D lolis misbehave less than some disgusting 3D brat, but the point still stands. I don't need a spanking fetish to put two and two together, and there's other ways to discipline a loli than spanking like taking away their manga or snacks.
>inb4 some nigger associates loli with pedophilia just because I used the word child
No.856533
>>856531
There's a thin line between short 貧乳 girls and loli. It's thin but it's there.
I guess you could consider her loli by a broader definition, like Megumin and pic related, but I definitely wouldn't call these kinds of characters true loli.
No.856536
>>856529
I haven't seen YnS yet, but just on appearances that is indeed a godly loli.
No.856551
>no roleplaying
>no lewding lolis
>no fetishes
So what, you think we should just post our favorite non-lewd pictures from pixiv in every thread? Maybe talk about how much we want to headpat them and protect their smiles? Argue about the precise definition of loli?
Discussion about currently airing anime usually happens in the relevant threads. If an anime features a loli, all the lolicons will go there to talk about it.
Discussions about older anime usually don't go anywhere since it's unlikely more than one or two anons have watched any given show recently, and most topics have already been discussed to death.
This sounds less like a recipe for good discussion and more like a bad case of "stop liking what I don't like". I admit I don't like the overdone "loli gangs kidnapping old men" roleplaying, but I don't mind people having their fun.
No.856562
>>856384
>You can have as many daughters and imoutos as you want, but harem imply lewd and you don't lewd daughters and imoutos
No.856563
No.856567
>>856562
Nobody is beyond lewding, except for old hags.
No.856574
>>856567
But what if they're lolis on the inside?
No.856578
>>856574
Being a loli is all about external physical appearance, at least according to the prevailing opinion of the board. If that's true they can't be lolis on the inside.
No.856585
>>856574
>But what if they're lolis on the inside?
We call that mental retardation or broken goods, anon.
No.856588
>>856578
Loli is about "I know it when I see it," anon.
No.856591
>>854401
>he posted that HenReader image
Why? It's too erotic for my dick to handle.
No.856592
>>856481
Not so much here, but they do. They can very malicious.
No.856599
>>856501
>>856435
You want to take your pretentious faggot ass back to >>>/reddit/?
No.856649
>>856523
It's definitely not the platelets.
Just having a cute design isn't everything, and I won't ever agree that a loli who isn't even a character and just has like three lines IN a female pandering crap to begin with, and dresses in the same baggy outfit not to ever "upset" any normalfags ever being "cutest loli" of any season.
>>856529
Kokona or Emiru I can agree with.
Idol Renge is still cute, but not prominent enough to be her own character.
Yuzu is shit, because she is stuck in a shotacon show, and lusts for a shota, and Rachel is an unattractive, unappealing female design, typical self-insert for the only audience the show will ever have.
No.856655
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No.856671
>>856599
"Stop being shitposting faggots" is reddit now? I was under the impression that both this retarded roleplaying and "muh daughteru, don't lewd the loli" were typical ironic weeaboo behavior. But I suppose you would know better what reddit thinks.
Let me repeat: stop your awful roleplaying and stop injecting your shitty fetishes into everything.
No.856683
>>856671
Stop trying to impose your own puritanical views on the whole thread. Feel free to post whatever kind of loli erotica you like here, but don't expect everyone else to only post the things you like too.
It's depressing enough that so many sites are banning loli entirely - you don't need to imitate them by trying to reduce the range of loli content which can be posted on /a/.
If you can't handle seeing things that you don't like, I can start adding trigger warnings to my posts. Would that help protect your delicate sensibilities?
No.856695
>>856686
>>856655
Healing and nursing back to health abused and tortured lolis is what I'd do.
No.856710
>>856695
It's a hard mission, but someone has to do it when some freak anon goes on a loli-destroying rampage.
>>856671
I gave up on responding to you a while back so that's some other anon you've been picking a fight with, just as a heads up. I'm too busy raising my lewd lolis to be upright little girls.
No.856711
>>856671
I assure you, an anon going deep into disciplining and caring for lolis is anything but an ironic weeb.
No.856717
>>856711
Not him, but it sounds pretty much like an ironic weeb alright.
No.856720
I miss the days when the only most heated discussion was if oppai lolis could really be considered lolis.
No.856723
>>856686
>>856655
The sawing pictures are weirdly cute.
No.856727
>>856717
Anyone posting loli porn is almost certainly not an ironic weeb. Anyone going into lurid detail about spanking their lolis is almost certainly not an ironic weeb.
Ironic weebs tend to be the ones who get shocked when you suggest lewding Yotsuba and make jokes about lolicons getting arrested.
No.856729
>>856671
Let me repeat: No one elected you to dictate what gets posted in loli threads >>>/reddit/
No.856732
>>856695
So you're saying you're basically like this guy?
No.856736
>>856732
Everything except the last two. Loli is for smiles and happy lewding
No.856739
>>856710
Their destructive tendencies only makes me work harder to give aid and bring a lolis smile back
No.856762
>>856720
Oppai lolis are clearly not lolis as they've reached puberty.
No.856764
>>856732
>Went into the last image expecting headpats and cuddling post-coitus with the loli enjoying it
>Got filth and loli abuse instead
This feels wrong.
No.856766
>>856762
I don't think oppai lolis are real lolis, but puberty isn't the reason. It's hard to imagine that JKs like Konata and Arisu haven't reached puberty, but they're definitely still lolis.
Then again my opinion might not be valid because I tend to think of girls like Akari as lolis too.
No.856845
/a/ 4chan can fucking die in hell for banning lolis
No.856863
>>856736
This. If youre going to pick up a slave loli you have an obligation to headpat her into happiness, marriage, and high impact high frequency family making with lots of pink flowers. In contrast if you want to abuse one, start with a happy and pure loli and lead her into the deepest hole of despair. Both ways are very fun.
No.856885
>>856764
It's alright, she told the nice oji-san that she was not a real loli. This what fake lolis get.
No.856896
>>856863
I could never abuse a loli. Seeing the smiles and wonder on their faces makes me happy, so I want to spread that happiness around to others so they can find a loli of their very own to make happy.
No.856932
>>856845
That is one kissable belly.
No.856935
>>856863
I don't want to make a loli feel despair, but I wouldn't mind making her feel totally humiliated and submissive from time to time. Once she's reduced to a red-faced shameful mess, then I'd get to enjoy patting her head and comforting her until she's ready for another round of bullying.
The best lolis for this are the overconfident chuuni types, especially if they already have some weakness, but it can be a lot of fun to do to any cheerful and innocent loli.
No.856953
>>856766
Anti-bully ranger Akari is definitely a loli, regular Akari will depend on your definition.
No.856997
>>856766
In my view, there's a bell curve of loliness, and girls like Konata and Akari are off on one of the tails. I wouldn't object to them being called that, but I would to them being used as typical examples or being posted unqualified in a loli thread.
No.857012
>>856935
Exploiting loli weakness for fun and play is great, but working and training with your loli to submerge her into lewder and kinky things she night find embarrassing or be shy about is so wonderful.
No.857026
>>857012
Absolutely. With younger lolis especially, the greatest fun can be had by gradually training them to be kinky perverts and encouraging them to indulge in all their most shameful fantasies.
Just imagine holding a gradeschooler (or younger) down, tickling her until she reveals her fetishes, and then lovingly indulging her lewdest desires while reassuring her that she's a good girl.
No.857143
>>857026
Reassurance, absolutely. Letting them know it's okay to be lewd, and even encourage those lewd behaviors around the house(nude, showcasing arousal, lewd clothes, cosplay, BDSM, etc.) can be great for them to explore and learn in a safe environment.
No.857152
>>857143
How do you keep from raising a loli bitch?
No.857181
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>>857143
>nude, showcasing arousal, lewd clothes, cosplay, BDSM, etc.
You have good taste.
What kind of lewd clothes and cosplay did you have in mind?
>>857152
That's pretty easy. Kids learn to imitate the adults around them. If you're a good, kind person to her, she'll grow up to be a good, kind person. Let her see you treating others with kindness and respect too.
Of course it's important to impress upon her the difference between fantasy and reality, and always respect the safeword. She must understand that any BDSM-type scenes are nothing more than a game of pretend, and proper aftercare is essential.
No.857215
>>857181
A cute, innocently-lewd maid. She'd be a help around the house, wearing a naked apron, cleaning, sometimes cooking if it's not dangerous for her, and being at master's beckoning. Of course she'd happily oblige if master wanted to bend her over and use her for their mutual pleasure.
The school girl with the bright pink skirt, backpack, and stuff. I'd help her with her sex ed, and would grade her on her performance.
Swimsuits! Especially dark lolis.
The goth loli is always nice too. I'm a sucker for long hair with them.
It's all in good, kinky fun. And the aftercare when you've done your playtime is my favorite part. Just holding each other and snuggling while we come down from the kinky bliss is amazing.
No.857221
>>857152
By ensuring she gets all the lewd she needs at home.
No.857223
>Bragging about abusing lolis
>'If you don't post like an edgy teenager you're an ironic weeb'
What the fuck happened to this thread?
No.857250
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>>857223
Sounds like someone wants to raise a loli bitch.
No.857499
>>857223
Some Anons just don't understand. Pity them, for they are even more destroyed inside than what they talk about doing to the lolis.
No.857556
>>856442
>It's like a weird mixture of facebook and youporn comments.
Now that you've said it, you're right, it's skirting the edge of what I'm used to seeing in *booru comments where you have some ~80 IQ BR posting crap like "i want fucking little pussy like that and she call me daddy jajajajaja xD 👅👅👅💋💋💋" and so on. This is shit. I don't care about your and other's complaints about fetishes and extremity and so on, but you are right that this is just low quality retardposting.
No.857852
>>857250
The only loli bitches I want are loli wans.
No.858091
>>857556
Just for the record, that was my only post and I didn't complain about fetishes. There's some shit I don't want to see I don't even really care for lewding lolis but then I just skip those posts and threads.
No.858183
>>857556
What kind of posts do you want to see then?
Between pixiv, threads for specific anime, and the sadpanda thread I think most things are covered already. The only category of posts which wouldn't be better placed somewhere else are semantic arguments about the definition of loli.
No.858194
>>857250
You sure about that?
No.858199
>>858183
You're implying that the RP crap is the only thing that loli threads can entail, and that there's no thread without it. It's a similar argument to /int*/'s assertions that discussions can only happen if shitposting is allowed. They will insist that it'd kill all threads and stifle everything if shitposting goes and will act like a persecuted minority if pushed back against. To directly answer your question, a flat image dump thread (including all the images posted here) would be better than what we're getting with the RP crowd.
No.858209
>>858199
It was a genuine question, although obviously I already suspect I know the answer. If the majority don't want to see discussion of people's sexual fantasies then I don't intend to force the issue.
Image dump threads are just completely pointless in my opinion. Pixiv and various boorus provide a better experience in every way.
I suppose we could discuss other places to find loli images. One I know of is nijie.info - it's similar to pixiv but smaller and the interface is only in Japanese. I've found a couple of images on there which aren't present on pixiv.
No.858244
Remember to make your lolis brush their teeth to keep them healthy and bright!
No.858259
>>858209
I don't mind it myself, but I think anons might be more put off by the frequency and volume of words about loli discipline rather than fantasy and RP in general.
No.858263
>>858259
Discipline should only be necessary when the loli does a bad thing, like breaking something or disobeying a house rule. Discipline should never involve beatings to get them to listen. Instead, use talkings and openness to get your point across. Cuddles and communication will get better results than an iron fist.
No.858274
>>858259
It's not even that, >>858263 is easily just as bad.
No.858312
Role play has always been an integral part of loli threads. If I wanted to fap I'd go to one of the fapping boards or websites. If I wanted to download and ogle images, boorus and other alternatives exist for that. /a/ loli threads have a uniqueness to them that makes me unable to understand why these fags get their pantsu in a twist over the whole experience.
The only "discipline" I'm seeing in this thread doesn't even compare to the shitposting board alternative's disgusting fetishes. You occasionally get anons posting actual loli guro or actual loli abuse as can be seen up above (and most anons naturally reacting with disdain), but from what I can tell this faggot doesn't give a rat's ass about those posters and is only going after anons who use spanking as a discipline measure when lolis act up. If that's the case, why not go insert your shitty politics on one of the political boards? At first I thought you were probably just from one of those shit-tier parts of the globe where corporal punishment is banned, but you've been intentionally trying to kill discussion in this thread for several posts now on your crusade against corporal punishment, and not even in an ironic "secretly a loli" way which would be fun to read/engage in, but in a tumblr-tier rant about it. Why the fuck are you simultaneously getting mad/giving virtual exasperated sighs about people wanting to give their lolis headpats and bitching up a fit about anons keeping their lolis in check with corporal discipline and love? It's not even like anyone's saying to beat their loli and leave her in the basement, basically all the discipline-posts (at least of the ones I've read) discuss proper child rearing in the context of corporal punishment with making sure the loli understands you love them/the punishment was for an action they took and such. Are you sure you aren't the ironic weeb who doesn't actually want to discuss loli at all? Why aren't you being the change you want to see in the thread, anon?
No.858316
>>858312
Agree with this post. I'm not sure why some anon is rustled
No.858360
>>858312
The problem is I think some anons have lost sight of why the RP has traditionally been tolerated; it was done explicitly in the service of comedy. At some point it got flipped about and the humour aspect fell away in favour of using it as an excuse to ERP out sexual fantasies like this were a booru's comments section. ERP is and has always been low quality normalfag garbage, there are other boards available if you want to do that. I would suggest >>>/erp/ itself.
>Why the fuck are you simultaneously getting mad/giving virtual exasperated sighs about people wanting to give their lolis headpats and bitching up a fit about anons keeping their lolis in check with corporal discipline and love?
You have utterly missed the point. There is no contradiction and it is not about picking a 'side' between the two, the complaints by those that don't like the ERP are that it is effectively shitposting. You should go and browse /erp/ for a while if you still can't comprehend what anons against ERP are rebelling against. Or who knows, maybe it'll turn out you actually like that shitty board, it wouldn't be a surprise.
No.858363
>>858360
At the risk of starting a semantic argument, I don't think you know what you're talking about. Nothing in this thread really qualifies as ERP. It's more like very short-form storytelling. If you think all first-person storytelling is roleplaying, ask your English teacher for a refund.
The only roleplaying I see is the stupid "let's pretend we're afraid of loli rape gangs" shit, but I think that's a failed attempt at comedy rather than anything erotic.
No.858369
>it was always ERP's fault
No.858388
>>858363
>At the risk of starting a semantic argument,
>risk
>"It's just story-telling from a first-person perspective about our erotic fantasies"
>"It's not role playing though"
Anon I think this is the definition of starting a semantics argument. I would point out that the staunchest adherents of bringing RP onto /a/ do themselves call it RP, as in >>858312
No.858392
>>856655
>>856683
>>856686
>>856732
At least you bothered to spoiler that filth.
No.858404
>>858392
>loli bondage is filth
No.858419
Lolis and mommies are wonderful.
No.858435
>>858388
The defining feature of roleplay is the interaction between people. Consider the example of tabletop RPGs.
A typical tabletop RPG involves group of people taking turns to describe what their characters do in a shared universe. The actions of one character affect all the others.
A group of people taking turns to describe completely independent hypothetical situations are not roleplaying. Even if the hypothetical situations are impossible fantasy, they still aren't roleplay.
If someone asked you, "what would you do if you won a million dollars," and you answered, that wouldn't be roleplay.
If you said, "I really want to rape an elf," that wouldn't be roleplay.
No.858585
I'd love to have a loli wife I could spend time with and care for. I want to settle down and procreate, and live a peaceful life, but 3d just doesn't do it for me anymore. I've become far too infatuated with fiction.
No.859096
>>858404
It's only filth if the loli isn't enjoying it.
No.859154
>>859096
That might be true for younger, daughteru-tier lolis. Once they're in middle school, anything goes.
No.859203
No.859705
Need a pic of loli in "I <3 cock" baseball cap driving van
No.859858
Would you make a deal with this devil?
No.860549
>>858260
Can you guys post more of these kind of spooky lolis? They are very cute and hot.
No.860712
Will you teach your lolis self defense so they can protect themselves from strangers?