No.833903
I've actually been meaning to start a burg folder.
God bless you, Anon.
No.833907
What is it with japanese HAMBAGAH and their ability to stay in perfect shape while being eaten in 95% of cases? Is it the superior japanese engineering, the ancient japanese art of hambagah creation or do they pray to the kami of hambagah before the meal?
No.834000
>>833997
>tfw no cute anime girl to eat a huge burg' with.
;_;
No.834011
>>834000
>tfw no cute anime girl to eat me
No.834013
Which burger is best burger? Or are all burgers best burgers?
No.834021
>>833907
You may not have known, but sometimes artists idealize the real world for aesthetic purposes.
>>834013
Anyone who puts cheese on a burger deserves the rope. Cheese doesn't go well with beef, it gets sticky and clashes with the salad, onions and tomatoes at the same time.
No.834024
>>834013
A double bacon bison-meat cheeseburger with cheddar cheese, onion straws, either mayo or aioli, steak sauce or bbq sauce, fresh hatch green chiles, and romaine lettuce on a buttered and toasted sesame bun is arguably the pinnacle of burgercraft that only an expert burger maker can pull off without too much sauce or too little condiments to balance the meat ratio. Fight me, faggots!
No.834025
>>834021
The cheese adds grease because you're supposed to make burgers from extra lean ground cuts of meat like the stuff used in London broil, you nigger.
No.834031
>>834013
Cheeseburger with shredded lettuce, grilled onions, mushrooms, pickles, ketchup, mayo, and mustard is good for a standard burger but >>834024 if you want to go the extra mile. But sometimes a simple burger is best. Whatever you do, don't add tomato.
No.834033
>>834013
>Quarter Pounder, no gourmet brick shit
>Slice of Emmental or Fiery Dragon cheese
>A Fried Egg
>Tomato slice
>Crunchy ice cold lettuce
>Finely diced onion OR a ring of red onion
>Either BBQ sauce and slaw OR bacon and a cup of spicy relish on the side to taste
>seeded bun, very lightly toasted
>Skin on fries on the side.
>With a diet Pepsi with ice or a thick strawberry milkshake.
No.834035
>>834033
Gouda/Cheddar >>> Emmentaler. Fight me, faggot.
No.834038
No.834039
>>834013
A burger with bacon and egg. Nothing else. Any burger with cheese is shit tier especially.
No.834041
>>834013
>mix canned chipotles into the meat
>grill it and put it on a bun
>pepper jack
>bacon
>guacamole
>minced red onion and tomato
No.834042
>>834041
>local Aldi gets in 'jalapeno burgers'
>assume shitty "fer ard bastards" food for chads
>but part of their 'finest' delux range so cook some up
>it just uses jallies instead of onion in the patty
>slightly oily and a sweet tang
>never have burgers with onion in again
No.834060
>>834013
>beef patty with carrots and parsley added, onna charcoal grill
>slightly toasted buns
>bacon, cheese, red onions, tomatoes, sauce, and a pickle
No.834074
>>834060
>And a pickle
You had me until pickle. Pickles ruin the taste of everything they touch. I'd rather add a bit of vinegar to the meat than put pickles on it.
Pickled anything is meant to be eaten by itself, not as part of a larger concoction. Pickled beets and pickled garlic are both god-tier.
No.834076
>>834074
Ah, the obvious exception being sauerkraut when making sauerbraten or when cooking sausages in the oven in a sauerkraut bake.*
No.834087
>>834074
>never eaten a kimchi burger
No.834102
>>834025
>adding cheese
>because you want your meat to have grease
>after you picked extra lean meat as the main ingredient
That sounds like something a baka would say.
>>834074
Bad quality pickes taste like a rancid piece of turd, you need to find the right pickles to put on your bun.
Also: never put pickles directly on the meat. It will absorb their sour taste.
No.834107
>>833896
>>833911
WOO WOO WOO
This is the burger police, you two are under arrest for impersonating burgers with common sandwiches. You'll be executed tomorrow morning for your crimes against the USA.
No.834126
Every burger in the world belongs to America. Your Welcome for lending it to you.
No.834144
OPEN YOUR MOUTH LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO EAT YOUR BLOODY HAMBURGER
OPEN IT
>>833890
8/10
No.834146
>>834102
The whole point is to get it with a lower fat content so you can add in your own fats (oils, grease, bacon fat, etc. Some adventurous folks I know add avocados). It improves the flavour.
No.834147
>tfw had a jalapeno burger with a tall porter yesterday
Feels good.
No.834153
Can you make good burgers without beef or pork? Is it still called a burger at that point? Never been a fan of those meats
No.834154
>>834102
>meat to have grease
As someone whose diet consists of game meat I will tell you right now I have to find sources of grease/fat or my burger becomes dried like jerky and a burger is not supposed to be jerky. I've made jerky from ground meat before, its ok.
No.834156
>>834153
If it uses a red meat, it can be considered a burger. Both venison and bison make excellent burgers.
No.834168
>>834156
So its not burger without some kind of red meat? What about a tomato burger?
>Thick (1/4 to 1/2 inch) sliced tomato more than one slice is fine
>Your choice of cheese. Old cheddar or mozzarella work well
>Sweet pepper
>Sweet onion slice
>Hot pepper or spicy seasoning
>Green onions
>A fairly thick, wide, and somewhat hard bread like ciabatta
If done right it should not be able to fit in your mouth nor produce a river of juice when being consumed.
No.834169
>>834168
A tomato burger is a burger like gouda is actual cheese and not processed cheese product. It isn't. Portabella mushroom hot dogs are pretty good though.
No.834170
>>834168
That is not only not a burger, it is heresy. Burgers must have red meat.
No.834171
>>834122
What the fuck I daisukesuke hambagah now.
No.834191
No.834205
>>834170
That's a lot of mayonnaise.
No.834208
>>834013
The best way to eat a hamburger is by having on it ketchup, lettuce, onions, with a quarter pound of beef, and a toasted bun, this is the way a loli enjoys their burger. Cheese ruins the hamburger, as does mayo, and any other kind of condiment that isn't ketchup. Tomato's also can destroy a hamburger, so if you put them on you are eating a shitty burger.
No.834214
>>834208
Ketchup is for french fries not burgers.
The objectively best way to have a burg is with mayo and yellow mustard mixed on the bottom bun with diced onions, 2 pickles on the top bun. The patty itself should be thin and well done with a nice char that gives a nice crisp bite.
No.834221
>>834205
>That's a lot of mayonnaise
For you.
No.834239
>>834185
>/a/ - Amine and Hambagah
No.834250
>>834205
It's garlic sauce.
No.834491
>you will never make hamburgers for an anime girl
No.834493
>>834156
But what about burgers that use fried fish?
No.834495
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Reminder that resturaunt burgers get their flavor from organ meat.
No.834507
>>834491
>he does not make burgers for his waifu every holiday collage thread
No.834613
>>834531
>japan's mastery of art and storytelling
>america's culinary perfection, synonymous with america itself
>not loving this perfect fusion between the absolute best of both worlds
No.834802
>>834613
>burgers
>perfection
Burgers are tasty, but southern style barbecue is better.
>tfw been lazy about buying a grill or smoker so I had to use an oven to cook pork shoulder. It's really good when you cook it at 225 for 18 1/2 hours.
No.835054
>>834507
But I would never see her eat it.
I want to see just any anime girl get excited at the prospect of eating hamburgers, and then I want to make a hamburger to sate her appetite.
I want to open a burger joint in a comedy SoL anime.
No.835070
>>835054
Anon, the kind old foreigner who runs his burger joint at a loss because it's what he enjoys in life. Damn, I would actually watch something with you as a side character in it anon.
No.835077
>>835054
>I want to open a burger joint in a comedy SoL anime.
I have no way of expressing the profound sense of loss, heartbreak and longing I just felt.
No.835107
>>835054
>>835070
>>835077
>I'll never have a regular group of anime girls visit my burger joint, and I'll never get to watch their cute 4koma gags from my kitchen, and I'll never hear them say OISHII~ as they eat my hamburgers while smiling at 100% throttle
Damn you for giving me new feels to feel about.
No.835128
This thread is making me hunger for a MOS Burger. I miss you, Japan.
>>834024
>pic
cute
>>835054
I am so sorry, Anon.
No.835141
>>835128
Where are the fries, how can you call that a burger if it isn't accompanied with fries.
No.835149
>>835141
>onion and potato set right next to the borger
Anon...
No.835151
>>835149
Why does that Shimakaze have a hairy ass crack?
No.835153
>>835054
You're hurting me in ways I can't comprehend correctly.
No.835154
>>835149
I thought that was an onion ring, not french fries. Upon closer inspection it seems there are about 2 or 3 french fries, which shows how primitive japan is in the world of fast food sizes.
No.835160
>>835154
I find your lack of faith in the culinary prowess of the Nipponese disturbing. The french fries were literally arranged in alternating layers beneath the onion rings, with the two longest fries being intentionally placed in the center sticking straight up so that it's as aesthetic a serving as possible. I got this exact same pattern the two times I visited MOS burger on my trip. It was astounding to get such presentation at a fast food restaurant. and holy shit the melon fountain soda was so good. I'm convinced we don't have it in the US because it would completely displace every other soda here.
No.835163
>>835160
How come a genuine Burger is so deprived of burgers that they're impressed by what MOS burger offers? Even compared to other Japanese fast food mos burgers carts out cardboard tasting morsels of nothing for twice the price of a decent meal in any other store.
>melon fountain soda was so good.
While I'm not going to dispute you on that, sugar water is still just sugar water, I don't know about what's available in america but I'm sure I've had much better sodas than melon soda, especially when mixed and not just out of a tap.
No.835171
>>835163
>>835160
Melon soda has nothing on Cheerwine.
Also homemade burgers beats all other burgers. In n Out is pretty good, though.
No.835181
>>835163
>How come a genuine Burger is so deprived of burgers that they're impressed by what MOS burger offers?
You misunderstand, Europoor. I am not impressed with the MOS burgers on the absolute Scale of Burger. I am impressed with the objectively sufficient quality of the ingredients in MOS burger for a fast food chain. Everyone freaks out about In n Out here in Burgerland, but they are dogshit compared to the MOS burger that I had in Osaka. Maybe it's regional since the ingredients are Japanese-sourced anyway, but they beat the shit out of any other fast food burger here in America. Be it Carls Jr., Sonic, Jack in the Box, whatever.
> I've had much better sodas than melon soda
Melon soda is a favorite of mine and is very difficult to get outside of Ramune. This was a blue melon soda and vanilla swirl ice cream I got at Kaiyukan aquarium, for instance. It was like blueberry-tingled melon soda and the ice cream actually tingled the tongue slightly, like soda does, and its tartness was a wonderful complement to the smooth creaminess of the vanilla.
>HURRR IVE HAD BETTER HANDMADE STUFF
No shit, and so have I, but it doesn't change the fact that it was a damn good cone of ice cream.
No.835183
>>834774
>This
Thank you anon for the bless image.
No.835184
>>835171
>Spoiler
Don't you mean Whataburger, anon? EVERYTHING is bigger and better in Texas.
No.835186
>>835171
I've only tried In n Out once and it was shit, even McDonalds has better burgers than In n Out, it's highly overrated. Though the best burgers i've had that were from a fast food restaurant would be from Whataburger.
>>835181
>blueberry melon soda
Wouldn't that just be a blueberry soda if it was blueberry flavored instead of melon flavored?
No.835188
>>835184
Never had it. If I ever find myself there, i'll try it.
Are you going to get an Iowa figure to share your burger with?
No.835192
This is objectively the best thread I have ever been blessed to see. If paradise exists then it must be like this. Mankind united together for one reason, for the love of the burg. To those who would ever say no to the burg, because of some foolish belief or because of some self-centered aspect of superiority they are the ones that are truly lost and only seek there own damnation to be set ablaze in a cleansing fire made with propane. If they do not seek to share the love of burg, the love sharing your burg with your family, the love that you feel when you see your waifu first time biting into the burg for the very first time. To hell with them, the jew's the kikes, the sand nigger's, to hell with them say, they don't what true perfection is, they seek to destroy what they can never hope to understand. Burn them all in the cleansing fire, burn them all as we lay waste to them we host a party on their scorched corpses and use their body's for the land to grow so we can expand our one and true ideal, it is not just what we want it is was we rightfully deserve to the ones who oppose, DAMN THEM ALL I SAY. Damn them all.
No.835193
>>835186
>Wouldn't that just be a blueberry soda
It would if it wasn't named as such and didn't taste like both combined in a perfect balance.
>>835188
>tfw trying to reduce clutter so I didn't buy the Iowa figure I saw for cheap in DenDen Town
Life is suffering.
No.835226
>>835128
I would kill for another teriyaki mosburger
No.835235
>>835128
That burger looks fucking disgusting.
I want to eat it.
No.835247
>>835181
I envy you burgers, I truly do. You think your fastfood burger joints are shit? You should see what we get up here in syrupland.
Brings a tear to your eye, it does.
When I lived in Vancouver I heard stories that once a year in-n-out sets up shop with a mobile truck or something. Apparently it sells out months in advance.
I will definitely heed your advice and take the Nips up on their burgers the next time I am there. The first time I avoided western food like the plague although I did go to that curry chain once and had tonkatsu curry; It was pretty good.
No.835301
>>835184
But I want her to pistol-whip and humiliate me.
No.836413
>>835181
I do not care for melon soda but I will definitely go to mos burger now. There's one down the street from me and I still haven't gone for some reason.
No.836422
>>836413
I'd recommend the spicy mos burger. It's not spicy at all, just has a little more flavor. I tried the teriyaki one with onion and it was good, but I'd not get it again. Let me know how it goes, anon. Again, it wasn't like the most amazing meal I've ever had, but after finishing the meal, me and my gut felt great and it tasted good, so I was very happy.
No.839705
4th of July little girls!
No.839727
No.839742
>>839705
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY
No.839772
>>839727
Do what you must, she has already won.
No.839775
>>839772
That's not a hotdog.
No.839815
I want a burger so bad but I'm allergic even to the replacement non allergenic bread types. It's just not the same in a lettuce wraps. Please help this withering American soul in the last few minutes of freedomday. What can I use?
No.839818
>>839815
Just get bread and then stab yourself with an Epipen like a real man
No.839821
>>839815
A soft tortilla? Noodles? I'm sure there's a hamburger (steak) udon/ramen recipe out there.
No.839827
>>839820
>Sonic.
>Not eating a chili dog.
What a missed opportunity.
No.839831
>>839815
Rice cakes. Just get a burger made from rice cakes. Can you do gluten-free bread because I know they make gluten-free buns. I think Barley & Oatmeal is also safe, and oat-bread is pretty fucking delicious.
No.839832
>>839821
Pretty sure Red Robin had a ramen noodle burger at one point where they replaced the bun with hard ramen.
No.839837
>>839832
>>839833
Sounds neat. If they don't recook all the moisture out and leave it a little chewy/soft, it'd be fine. However if it's anything like an uncooked brick of ramen then I'd pass.
No.839843
>>839833
>>839837
I had this and I was fucking awful. The bun was hard on the outside and moist on the inside. The sauce would make quick work of the bottom bun too so you had to eat it fast or it turns into a fucking hot mess. The slaw was shit too and the sauce wastrash too. I got it thinking that wouldn't be that bad but I couldn't eat meat for the next month because of that shit burger
No.839855
>>839815
If you have trouble with cereal in general, then there might be a few alternatives depending on how bad you are with it.
Rice cakes or corn cakes or basically something made from their meal like nachos but bigger. I've also seen people use (fried?) pineapple, eggplant or zucchini as substitutes but you'd have to be careful they don't get too soft.
And the thing I'm holding out the most hope for would be buns made from coconut meal, but I think that's kind of tricky to get even close to right.
In any of these cases you should try not to expect a perfect replacement in texture and taste or you will simply be dissappointed.
No.839920
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>>839818
That's what I'd been doing my entire life, more or less, but apparently unrelated health issues have been revealed to be related and I have to knock it off.
>>839821
>>839831
>>839855
I'm allergic to every grain I've tried except corn and oats. I can make a bread analogue with almond flour, but it's extremely light and fluffy with no solid structure, so it's not great for sandwiches and self-destructs with a load of hot greasy meat and melted cheese. It doesn't taste bad at all, but the texture just isn't there, and it doesn't develop a crust whatsoever. It's a very wet batter, with the structure mostly coming from egg whites, so it doesn't dry and firm up like 'real' bread. I'm allergic to gluten, too, which is what normally gives bread its filament network that dries into bread texture.
I appreciate the helpposts anyways, Anons. <3
>>839832
>>839833
Holy fuck, how heretical. I'd try it if I could.
No.839942
>>839837
I had this and it was fucking amazing. Basically they cook the noodles and fry it so it's essentially a super-high calorie toasted bun. Also here's a sushi burger.
No.839997
>>839920
You could also try making buns out of other meats, perhaps some fried fillets of some sort?
No.840085
>>840081
>Being messy and getting sauce all over yourself
>Thinking greasy-ass sauce is in any way lewd
I would backhand that loli for being a little shit and for getting greasy food all over herself trying to be lewd before forcefully giving her my bath. Train your damn lolis anon, don't let them do this shit. Icecream on her lip is cute. This is just her being a cheeky brat.
No.840093
>>839997
Rice flour you heretic.
No.840124
>>840093
Rice belongs nowhere near a burger you double nigger.
No.840126
>>840124
What about potato flour?
No.840275
>>839920
If corn works for you try arepas. Not the same as bread but close enough and they work pretty well as buns for burgers and are also incredibly easy to make. Its pretty easy to find the flour for them anywhere in the Americas, dunno about the rest of the world. I also know Townsends did a video on a rice bread that's somewhat like a cornbread you could try. I'm sort of surprised you can take oats easily though, those are pretty uniformly contaminated with gluten around where I live.
t. celiac.
No.842594
>>840124
>haven't used rice instead of breadcrumbs
You're missing out
No.842629
>>842594
>breadcrumbs in a burger
That is called meatloaf.
No.845521
Who knew Rumia was so into McDonald's? At least she'd be too full to try to eat anyone if anyone tried to fuck her.
No.845522
>>845521
I'd hope she would have better standards than that
No.845557
>There are people on /a/ that don't make their own burgers.
Make your own buns and burger patties. Homemade sauce is good too. Also for God's sake, never use fucking American "cheese".
No.845560
>>842629
Some people use it as a binder with egg. It is not my fault nip people showed me an excellent burger of rice and meat.
No.845563
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I believe this is relevant. You do want to make a good burger for your waifu, don't you?
No.845567
>>845563
Is he using a propane grill?
No.845569
>>845522
Well, she is a バカ, so it's only natural. Still, hard to argue with that loli snatch.
No.845575
>>845563
That's a good guide, but I do disagree with both his and that Babish guy's insistence on not mixing any spice into the meat as you mix it with egg. Tasting spice throughout the burger is objectively better than just spice on the outside.
No.845577
>>845575
This, and I like big burgers that can actually fit in my mouth without me having to strain my jaws.
No.845578
>>845577
*And I like burgers. I was thinking about "I don't like big burgers", and didn't catch that; the burgers I'd prefer aren't necessarily big burgers, unless you're speaking about width I guess.
No.845583
>>845577
>>845578
That's true too, your waifu doesn't have a gigantic American mouth to eat a giant burger, a wider flater burger is easier to eat for both you and her
No.845585
>>845583
>tfw American without a gigantic American mouth
No.845626
>>839920
I assume rice and potatoes are out? Rice bread and potato bread are both alternatives that can reasonably be used for hamburgers. Cornbread or oatmeal bread are probably never going to be the right texture.
No.845915
>>845626
Just do as the japs and use camembert cheese as the buns.
https://twitter.com/asobikikaku/status/1021263850790719488
No.845920
>>845915
That looks weird enough that I'd want to try it.
No.845945
>>845915
>A whole wheel of cheese on your burger
No.845947
>>845915
That looks fuckin' nasty.
No.845951
>>845915
I thought japs didn't even eat cheese. Are they trying to make up for all those dairy-less years in one burger?
No.845957
>>845951
Why do you think theres so many tittymonsters in japan now? they finally found the trigger for the holstaurus gene.
No.846127
>>845957
>tfw eaten more cheese here this last week than the whole year previous
Now that I think of it I've been drinking a retarded amount of milk out of them funny bottles too
No.846131
>>846117
>hating good things because faggots like them
Don't be so contrarian. There is nothing wrong with liking avocados.
No.846151
>>846131
>good things
If faggots like something, then it's shit.
No.846158
>>846131
Avocados are okay. Burgers are okay. Avocado burgers are NOT okay.
No.846200
>>846131
I can't trust the opinions of anyone who has zero experience in the kitchen and manage to significantly injure themselves cutting an avocado.
No.846204
>>845915
I would probably end up puking after one bite.
No.846205
>>846200
How do you know that anon get hurt cutting an avocado? Also neutral on avocado burgers. It sounds like it could be good if the other veggies are carefully selected. Something like chicken or steak instead of ground beef with salsa-like veggies and avocado. At this point some kind of corn based flour for the bun would fit best for a central american style dish.
>>845915
The cheese is going to dominate the taste. If you want that much cheese just chop up that whole thing and put it on top of nacho chips or eat it with a fork.
No.846226
>>846200
How the fuck do you cut yourself cutting an avocado?
>Cut it in half bordering the seed.
>Softly twist and Open it.
>Strike the seed with the knife.
>Knife stuck on seed.
>Pull the knife and the seed with it.
>Cut the seedless avocado in slices.
>Remove the peel by hand or using the knife.
>>846205
I dunno, I wouldn't want to waste a good steak on a burger. I think a chickengrill burger with sliced tomato, avocado and lettuce would be nice, maybe with some tartar sauce to add flavor. For the buns, maybe wholemeal bread? Toasted a bit so it crunches nicely.
No.846231
>>846151
But my manly maiden heart goes doki-doki for dainty desserts.
No.846254
>>846226
>How the fuck do you cut yourself cutting an avocado?
Probably holding the avocado in hand while working with it using the knife. Stuff like cutting towards yourself and applying too much force.
No.846259
>>845915
>Plebeian /a/nons think it's gross without even having tried it
No.846263
>>846259
>How could you know milk-steak and skittles tastes like ass without even trying it?
Gee, anon. What a mystery.
No.846279
>>836422
I got a regular MOS burger. They really like their tomatoes there. It was definitely top tier fast food but I don't think I'll make it a habit to go there.
No.846507
>>846263
Ooo, looks like I touched a nerve~
No.846508
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>>845563
Do you think he's ever done it nude with nothing but a combat knife?
No.846511
Anyone ever starved themselves, intentionally or otherwise?
No.846512
>>846508
Himself? I don't think so.
Sending a bunch of idiot sandwiches on a penitent crusade? Probably.
No.846630
You know there was some girl on my old teamspeak that was a lardass. Apparently guys would come up to her in the mall and buy her food so they could watch her eat.
I couldn't believe it but I'm into bloodplay so I guess there's a fetish for everyone. That said I wouldn't give someone a knife and ask them to cut themselves so I could watch as some kind of ice breaker. Might work for a goth chick but really nigga.
No.846952
>>846941
I really miss old-/int/ sometimes.
No.848895
Reminder that only Americans have any right to say what can and cannot be on a burger.
No.848937
>>848895
Burgers are from germany.
No.848940
>>848895
>Burgers
>Take something the Brits did years ago
>Change it a tiny bit
>Slap a new name/pronunciation on it
>Bam, 'unique' national treasure
Oh wait, was I talking about burgers or burger history? Oh what's the difference; both are laden in fat, overhyped and uninspired. Living rent free in your head.
Tsugi ni omae wa 'Whiter than you Muhammad' to iu
No.848941
>>848940
I've never heard of a "sandwich" consisting of ground meat that's been cooked. Salami doesn't count since it's not cooked and it's hardly ground meat at that point.
No.848942
>>848941
>Change it a tiny bit
>Slap a new name/pronunciation on it
>Bam, 'unique' national treasure
No.848944
>>848942
>Train Engine and Jet Engine
>Both burn shit even though they do it completely differently
>"lol same thing!"
No.848946
>>848944
>Living rent free in your head.
No.850024
What is this strange fetish?
No.850068
>>848944
Theres more in common between sandwich and burger than "train engine" and jet engine. Regardless, the burger is like the child of a sandwich and hamburg (or salisbury) steak. If you really want to get into semantics the USDA has a clear definition for what is and is not a hamburger based on the content (type and quantity of meat and other ingredients). Going by their standard, it is possible to make what they call a "beef patty" which is different from a "hamburger". This implies if you put a "beef patty" between bread you end up with a "sandwich" and if you put a "hamburger" between bread you end up with a "burger".
The cheap "beef patties" you get in bulk from the store are sometimes labeled as such. The name "hamburger" is associated with a more expensive product. The fun and games begin when you go to a restaurant where they could be serving "beef patties" named as "burgers". It gets even more retarded when the restaurant offers "burgers" without beef like pork, chicken, fish, tofu, etc. which may not even be "burgers" at all.
Its stupid to argue about the differences between sandwiches, burgers, and ground meat steaks. They taste good and to some extent have a common history.
No.850334
Meat between bread is a sandwich a Hot Dog is a Sandwich!
No.850506
>>850334
Everything above or to the left of the ice cream taco is a sandwich. The taco itself is borderline. Everything below the taco is not a sandwich. A wrap is a wrap. A burrito is another kind of wrap. A pop tart is a pop tart. If you use poptarts to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich its a sandwich. A quesadilla is a sandwich too. If you replace the baked product entirely with cabbage or lettuce leaf its still a sandwich.
No.850510
>>850506
Fuck that nonsense, ask as if you're the Earl himself. A wrap is as much a sandwich as a taco is, folding the thing your using means nothing and any mexican or mexican sympathizer who tells me a taco and a burrito are two completely different things needs to off themselves. By that logic too a quesadilla is the same fucking thing making all three different forms of the same shit sandwich.
No.850522
>>850334
There is a crucial difference between the taco and the others in its row. The taco wraps around its filling, while a hot dog or a sub topping must be inserted into a cut in the bun.
A taco is a member of the wrap group, not the sandwich group, and as the name suggests the group is characterized by the container wrapping around the filling. In a sandwich, the filling is inside the container, whether that is done by cutting into a one-piece container and inserting the filling, or by placing the filling between multiple pieces. A quesadilla is therefore a sandwich, while a burrito/taco/wrap is not.
On the other hand, if the container is closed after the filling has been inserted then it also stops being a sandwich, excluding things like pop tarts or panzerotti.
The remaining contention is the idea of an "open-faced sandwich", which immediately sounds like a direct contradiction of both the above definition and the very concept, since the sandwich was invented specifically to contrast such a dish. But I'm not convinced that they should still be excluded from being sandwiches. My reason is that the sandwich has become so ubiquitous that it is the default, and an open-faced sandwich is usually a variation on a sandwich, rather than the primary version, or an alternative to it like wraps are. That view provides a clear reason why some open-faced sandwiches might be called sandwiches, while (for example) pizza would not be, despite being notionally the same thing. I would qualify this by saying that there are sandwiches with no corresponding open-faced sandwich, like one where lettuce is used as the container, since such a dish is not clearly subordinate to its conventional version; with one piece of lettuce it is more suitably identified with the wrap version than the sandwich version.
This definition also allows for improvisation, since running out of bread and folding one slice to make a half-sized sandwich is clearly a different approach than a by-design taco, and would be allowed as a sandwich by the same logic as the open-face ones.
On the whole, then, you can be ingredient-rebel, or moderately structure-rebel (though not as much as the chart), but you cannot be both at the same time and remain a sandwich.
No.850855
>>850522
Though you put forward a solid notion; surely one should understand that the idea of the objective Sandwich should derive as a noun based off of the explanatory verb 'Sandwich'; although cited from Google, the general meaning is still in alignment with my point to insert or squeeze (someone or something) between two other people or things, typically in a restricted space (or so as to be uncomfortable).
Your assertion of the Taco not belonging in it's row is correct (more precisely that subcategory of taco displayed), however for the wrong reason. When one takes the Sub and the Hotdog, an inherent amount of pressure is usually applied to the buns themselves creating a 'sandwiching' effect and forcing the ingredients to be retained within the bread. The hard shelled taco displayed however does no such thing, and relies on the rigidity of the taco shell itself to retain the fillings, although a soft shelled variant would qualify under the boundaries listed.
I personally would place the Structure as the highest importance, the Ingredients as a secondary preferential (much like how a dessert pizza, though revolting, is still a structural pizza). The structure itself is what defines the boundaries of 'Sandwich', as it is inherently what is verbally implied when one sandwiches two objects together. To 'wrap' something together, would create a Wrap in it's own right, and thus differentiate itself from the sandwich. Your assertion that a Quesadilla is a sandwich is also wrong; in that it relies on its rigidity over the force of sandwiching to retain it's filling thus falling closer to the Shell category foodstuffs. They are not alternatives, Wrap and Shell category foodstuffs are in separate (though understandably similar) orders of foodstuff.
>tl;dr
Only 7,8,9,4 and 5 on the numberpad can qualify under the Sandwich order; open-faces forming a suborder within the category. Ingredient rebellion is completely permissible (into even inedible territory), but structure rebellion only applies as long as a 'Sandwiching' force is still the dominant ingrediant retention force, with logical subcategories spurring off of this notion. faggot.
No.850857
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>>850360
Rin and Nozomi's seiyuu from Love Live went to LA and made a DVD about it.
They also ate hot dogs.
No.850858
No.850865
>>850855
by your logic is an onigiri in typical animu fashion a seaweed-contained sandwhich, or is it technically a taco?
No.850985
>>850855
Your view of the issue is backwards. The use of sandwich as a verb is nothing more than a metaphor based on the food, not part of its definition.
No.851019
No.851335
>>850915
>expecting anything better from an umarufag
No.851339
Anyone here starved themselves? As in, consuming nothing but water.
No.851358
>>851339
It's called fasting. And it is a very healthy practice everyone should do to enrich their health.
No.851367
>>851358
I prefer burger fasting.
No.852068
>>850909
>kissanime
Anon...
No.852100
>>851358
Fasting is too vague, because it can imply not using a computer, for example.
Also, I mean starving for a week, not just a day or two. I mean starving to the point where you end up sleeping a good portion of the day.
No.852102
>>852100
*At least, I've seen it used this way. It can imply not using a computer. It can also imply abstinence from a particular food or drink.
No.852104
No.852171
I like whoppers from bk. Costco burgers are good. Making your own is probably best, cheaper and healthier but for fast food and storebought those 2 are my choice.
No.852180
>>852100
>I mean starving for a week, not just a day or two
But why?
No.852188
>>852104
You know fasting is an important practice in Christianity, Buddhism, and Shinto because it helps clear the body of toxins it doesn't usually have time to process while digesting normally, right?
No.852193
>>852180
For several reasons. Mostly I realized I hadn't eaten in some time and wanted to see how far I could go.
I feel that some people are disgustingly picky. I mean, there's nothing wrong with shitting on bad food (I still do this), even tossing it out because it's old or makes you sick, but not eating something just because it sounds odd, like a hamburger with a burger made of cheese? I'd eat it even though I think I wouldn't like it. Starving like that is good in that it teaches you to be more grateful for what you have.
No.852199
>>852193
I was only doing half-day fasting for a while and it made everything I ate so much better. I'd like to start doing weekly 32 hour fasts, but I don't think I can spare that much time of my brain not working. Unless you can adapt to it, I don't know.
No.852220
>>852193
Yeah I can imagine how it might make eating stuff much more satisfying when you're that hungry, but I can imagine going several days without eating quite often could fuck your health up.
No.852225
>>852199
>>852193
It really does. I do intermittent fasting, and it makes even things like pre-cut salami taste like a restaurant-tier steak.
>>852220
Honestly after about 8 hours you stop noticing until the real hunger pangs kick in at about 2-3 days, based on personal experience. If you work out or have a physically demanding job, you notice really quickly though.
No.853135
I'm trying to get off the meat ride.
I haven't had a mind-blowing veggie burger yet, but I had some vegan hot dogs and some sausage that was fucking awesome at one point. It's really expensive compared to normal meat and I wish it wasn't.
No.853142
>>853135
>It's really expensive compared to normal meat and I wish it wasn't.
This so much. Apple-Seitan sausage is delicious (anything Seitan is delicious).
No.853160
I hate live in Venezuela...
No.853169
>>853160
Shh, sweet dreams soon, anon.
No.853172
>>853142
>apple-seitan
>seitan
>say tan
>satan
I've always known that grass eaters were the embodiment of the devil himself but now I finally have proof.
No.853175
>>853172
I eat meat too, anon. I love my burgers, which is why in order to love hamburger more, one must ingest the exotic burger.
No.855602
Anyone else see this image before?
No.855633
The Burgah Eruf is the rarest of the elven sub species, they are large and soft hambagah friends.
No.855650
No.855653
>>853160
VA-11 HALL-A 2 when?
No.855726
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>>855653
Never ever because everyone has shit taste. This was released I guess if you haven't played it already: https://sukebangames.itch.io/valhallakids
No.855727
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>>855726
Wrong video. My bad.
No.855732
>>855650
But anon those are similar images, not the same.
No.856118
>>835184
Thank you Texas-Chan!
No.856122
>>835184
But texas-chan Alaska is a bigger state than texas.
No.859921
Hambúrguer Tarantula, uma delícia. Please don't ban me, meido-sama
>>835184
Thank you Texas-Chan!
Nevada-tan is better
No.859922
>>835192
The tea thread was pretty good too.
No.860106
Anyone else find the way people act when eating, or talking about food, disgusting? The sounds they make, talking while eating, et cetera.
No.860467
I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A
No.860468
>>860467
Do we need to invade you gooks a second time?