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>Wrestle Kingdom 13
>Main event of the night is Okada vs Naito 2
>Climax of the night, both Okada and Naito have kicked out of each-other finishers
>Okada about to hit one last Rainmaker
>Suddenly a stampede
>A mob of angry NEETs with Umi banners enter the arena
>All of them chanting for Okada's blood and singing "Soldier Love"
>Security can't hold them for much longer
>Naito and Okada suddenly have to break kayfabe to defend themselves
>They're after Okada, Naito is just unlucky to be on their path
>Entire locker room has to break kayfabe to save them both
>SANADA, Bushi, Hiromu, EVIL, Goto, Gedo, Edgy man Jay White and Ishii all go running down the entrance ramp to save their team-mates
>Massive brawl ensures
>More NEETs keep coming in
>Taguchi Japan and Bullet Club also have to break kayfabe to stop this shitfest
>Now a great chunk of NJPW's roster is on the arena fighting off the NEET horde
>Fale, EVIL and Elgin are desperately blocking the entrance to prevent more NEETs from entering
>Umifags finally break the 3 big guys blockade and proceed to enter the arena
>Naito, Omega and Okada are on their last strains of stamina, Hiromu is KO by sheer power of bad smell from the more fatty neets, SANADA has his arms covered in blood before someone hits him from behind with a daimakura of Umi filled with rocks and stuns him, Daryl Takahashi's head is ripped of and impaled on a banner of Umi in her maid outfit
>Out comes Minoru motherfucking Suzuki and the rest of Suzuki-gun
>A hundred Neets proceed to get KAZE NI NARE'd
>Suzuki finally broke the line between his in-ring persona and IRL Minoru, he's reveling in his enemies blood
>Okada, Naito and Omega get back on their feet, proceed to get back into the fight
>A big beatdown on the remaining NEETs
>"DESTINO !, ONE WINGED ANGEL !, GOTCH STYLE PILEDRIVER !" Kevin Kelly overselling like '99 JR
>"Let's go towards the places we felt such pain, Good-bye...", "Umi's my waifu, bastard"
>RAINMAKER
>It's over
>Crowd is staring in dismay at the scene, broken bodies everywhere, Osspray's neck is more broken than before and he's laying alongside a daimakura of Umi on bikini
>Main event is ruined, NEETs painted dicks on the IWGP Heavyweight Championship belt, disrespected beyond belief
>"Gorrillion/5 stars" t. Dave Meltzer