Anonymous 02/26/18 (Mon) 12:57:10 No. 799100
March is just a couple days away, so let's have a rabbit rabbit thread!
When you wake up on the first of the month, if the first thing you say aloud is "rabbit rabbit rabbit", you'll receive good luck for a month!
It's slowly starting to warm up again. Hopefully the weather will be nice by the time you start looking for four-leaf clovers.
Anonymous 02/26/18 (Mon) 13:11:09 No. 799102
I want to cuddle this rabbit!
Anonymous 02/26/18 (Mon) 13:15:39 No. 799104
>>799100
>Warmest winter in Wisconsin, ever.
>Spring is pretty much already here.
Feels pretty good. I'm glad Winter is just about over, I hate it.
Here's to another good month and hopefully a good year.
Anonymous 02/26/18 (Mon) 13:56:39 No. 799113
>>799102
>>799104
I like how pretty the Winter is and the holiday season, but the cold and slipperiness is tough to handle.
Anonymous 02/26/18 (Mon) 14:41:07 No. 799125
DON'T DO IT, IT'S A DEMON
Anonymous 02/26/18 (Mon) 14:57:54 No. 799130
My luck was pretty good at the beginning of the month but now it is starting to taper off, here's hoping I get some more for next month. Is there any way to cajole the rabbit into giving me more?
Anonymous 02/26/18 (Mon) 15:05:55 No. 799134
I'm about to try this again this month. I'm in a rather tight spot, I need the extra luck, and the outcome will probably make it pretty clear (at least to me) whether this is genuine, or just a scam to steal my soul or luck away.
Anonymous 02/26/18 (Mon) 15:12:29 No. 799135
Fuck off demon, and take your lot of collected cursed souls with you back to your degenerate dimension.
The "rabbit's charm" is a curse
plain and simple, do not fucking say it or else you'll indebt your soul and luck to the rabbit demon forever. It doesn't NOT grant any luck or positivity, it leeches off of your soul and steeply increases the amount of leeching when you don't pay your dues. Rabbit faggot will now reply to me and others saying "Wrong, that is untrue the charm is not a curse" , do not believe what he says, Tewi is a known deceiver and trickster in Touhou.
Anonymous 02/26/18 (Mon) 15:13:41 No. 799136
Damn crafty February! Trying to trick me by ending 2.25 days earlier than the other, more sensible months!
Wilful, rebellious February.
Anonymous 02/26/18 (Mon) 15:25:31 No. 799137
>>799125
Please don't bully.
>>799130
Lewding the bun may help some people.
>>799134
Good luck anon. If there's anything you can do to improve your situation too, please do so. Don't rely on luck alone!
>>799135
Rude liar.
>>799136
It may be tricky, but we know better, so don't fall for it.
Anonymous 02/26/18 (Mon) 15:28:29 No. 799139
>>799135
>It doesn't NOT grant any luck or positivity
So it does?
Anonymous 02/26/18 (Mon) 18:03:12 No. 799180
I'm ready! I'm already practicing not saying anything when I wake up and look at my watch.
Anonymous 02/26/18 (Mon) 20:42:21 No. 799217
My luck seems to be only slightly better when I say my rabbits.
Anonymous 02/26/18 (Mon) 23:12:03 No. 799268
>>799180
Good luck!
>>799217
Any improvement is good, but I hope your overall luck goes up too.
Anonymous 02/26/18 (Mon) 23:56:51 No. 799278
I never understood the hate for rabbit rabbit threads. I never saw any increase or decrease in luck when saying it save for average everyday probability.
I think it's a fun little tradition here.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 00:05:08 No. 799282
>>799278
I hate Rabbit Rabbit threads because they make me horny and give me a desire to fuck Rabbits that I can never fulfill.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 00:08:51 No. 799283
>>799282
Follow your dreams.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 00:13:26 No. 799285
>>799282
Just be careful which rabbits you choose.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 00:13:33 No. 799286
>>799278
It's fun.
>>799282
Like >>799283 says, never give up! Get into lucid dreaming if you can.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 01:53:31 No. 799304
>It's nearly March already
>Haven't done anything yet despite promising myself this year will be the year I stop wasting my time doing absolutely nothing
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 02:14:57 No. 799308
>>799304
Better late than never.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 02:26:39 No. 799311
>>799304
It's never too late.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 02:29:28 No. 799312
/animu/ came from here so likely they already said the curse. If they don't keep feeding the demon they will die. Please curse demon, visit /animu/ and don't let it die.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 02:50:28 No. 799313
>>799285
I prefer this kind of rabbit.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 03:11:19 No. 799316
>>799304
Hang in there! Gotta find something you want to do and go for it. You have a waifu? Do a project dedicated to her.
>>799312
I'm not a curse demon, but I do have a thread over there. >>>/animu/15585
>>799313
Nanachi a cute. You enjoy kemono in general or just Nanachi in particular? Tewi kemono is pretty rare.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 03:28:35 No. 799320
I'll never fall for your tricks again.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 04:00:46 No. 799327
Remove yourself demon. I tire of removing your warrens on my property.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 04:02:07 No. 799328
>>799320
Please do not bully tewifag. He's a good guy and a stalwart ally.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 05:17:15 No. 799365
>>799328
>He's a good guy and a stalwart ally.
This couldn't be further from the truth, I suggest you look into the past history of this faggot and his demon curse. He has already claimed one entire soul, and you are already at risk considering you're defending his malicious activities.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 12:37:14 No. 799439
>>799365
>I suggest you look into the past history
Yeah, if you look harder than this guy you'll see the demon shit, cursing, and soul stealing are just memes based on a dude killing himself and anons pinning the blame on me.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 12:47:41 No. 799441
>said Rabbit Rabbit on December 1st
>December 4th mom kills herself
Give my mommy back you faggot lagomorph.
Don't believe his lies.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 12:57:07 No. 799442
>>799441
That's terrible, anon. Sorry that you had to go through something like that.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 15:28:32 No. 799477
>>799439
You talked a /jp/sie into kill himself and then bragged about it like you are hotshit. It was only after the rest of /jp/ turned on you that you played it off like you didn't do anything.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 15:32:24 No. 799478
>>799477
To be fair anyone who browses /jp/ deserves to die.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 16:05:46 No. 799486
>>799477
An old lie repeated a thousand times won't become truth. I and several others tried to talk him out of it, and I took no joy in his passing.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 16:20:54 No. 799491
I said my rabbit rabbits for well over a year and then suddenly stopped. You know what happened? Fucking nothing. Why couldn't you at least offer me the sweet embrace of death?
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 16:23:35 No. 799492
>>799486
>I and several others
>several others
Nanako, is that you?
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 16:27:59 No. 799494
You will not steal my luck this time Rabbit. I need it all for poker tournament soon, and to combat the allergy season.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 17:50:38 No. 799517
>>799486
The only lie here is your false promises of luck and harmlessness. This soul collecting ponzi scheme will end in due time and rights will correct wrongs, you are not welcome here rabbit.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 18:07:42 No. 799530
You cannot fool me, demon.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 19:09:31 No. 799571
I'M GONNA SMOOCH A RABBIT!
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 19:22:56 No. 799578
>>799494
>gambling
>luck involved in any form
You're going to lose it all if you're going in with that mindset.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 19:48:05 No. 799590
>>799578
Trust me when I say this, I'm very good at poker, it's mostly skill. However, if you're card dead you can't do shit. That's where the luck comes in. That and flips like two over cards vs pocket pair.
Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 23:19:21 No. 799655
>>799491
>nothing
You won't always notice your luck if you don't pay attention.
>>799492
Nanako?
>>799494
I advise against gambling.
>>799517
>soul collecting ponzi scheme
Rude. It's just a good luck charm that costs nothing.
>>799571
Anonymous 02/28/18 (Wed) 00:23:11 No. 799667
>>799655
>I advise against gambling.
Well luckily poker is mostly skill.
Anonymous 02/28/18 (Wed) 22:19:05 No. 799867
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>>799693
That's like the one of two pics of lewd kemono Tewi that I know of. Maybe there's more on pixiv.
Anonymous 02/28/18 (Wed) 22:34:35 No. 799871
>>799867
>the fur
>those leg muscles
>the smile
>>799693
>that expression
>that fluffy tummy
Quality over quantity.
Anonymous 02/28/18 (Wed) 22:40:32 No. 799874
>>799693
>>799867
This is dangerously cheesy.
Anonymous 02/28/18 (Wed) 23:33:00 No. 799893
>>799871
>Quality over quantity.
True, but still be nice to have a little more.
>>799874
It's cute, and that's all that matters.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 01:57:23 No. 799911
I forgot to say it until halfway through taking my morning piss.
Does that still count?
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 02:14:07 No. 799917
>>799911
If it's the first thing you said, it's still good.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 12:23:24 No. 800017
I said it.
I woke up at 5am and said it, then fell back asleep, but it still counts.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 12:30:10 No. 800022
>>800017
Nice! I like to say it again whenever I wake back up though.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 18:28:55 No. 800138
I finally did it, after missing it for several months.
See you in april.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 22:38:17 No. 800218
I almost forgot this month. Only reason I remembered is because I had a really strange dream last night where Tewi was helping me put on an elaborate dress to better fit in in Gensokyo. It felt really odd, especially when she was helping me put on a corset, and thinking back now it was probably an elaborate practical joke.
Anonymous 03/02/18 (Fri) 00:56:55 No. 800254
I said it, I am waiting to see how my luck is through the month.
Anonymous 03/02/18 (Fri) 12:18:15 No. 800435
>>800218
>thinking back now it was probably an elaborate practical joke
I don't know, maybe you'd look good in a dress? People getting Tewi-related dreams that night is rare, so count yourself lucky.
>>800254
Good luck!
Anonymous 03/29/18 (Thu) 11:25:08 No. 809055
Oho, I can actually use last month's thread on /a/? That's convenient, but that means /a/ has certainly slowed down a bit.
Anonymous 03/29/18 (Thu) 12:21:39 No. 809062
>>809055
Fuck off Demon, and take your curse with you faggot.
Anonymous 03/29/18 (Thu) 13:59:00 No. 809070
>>799134 reporting:
You fucking piece of shit! I did it last month, and now I'm getting kicked out of uni, among other unfortunate things (that I'm probably better off not mentioning on /a/ because I'd get v& ), I loose a great deal of my savings in a single month, and then the hard drive on my potato rig crashes again , and I don't have the money to get a new one, and in particular waking up on my birthday and the first thing I see and hear is more bad news.
THIS DEMON GOT ME KICKED OUT OF UNI
THIS DEMON TOOK AWAY ALMOST ALL OF MY SAVINGS WHEN I NEEDED EVERY SINGLE PENNY
DON'T LISTEN TO THE DAMNED DEMON
Anonymous 03/29/18 (Thu) 14:15:45 No. 809073
Monthly reminder that it's a demon and you shouldn't do it
Anonymous 03/29/18 (Thu) 14:28:59 No. 809075
>>809070
>because I'd get v&
You pitiful soul. Now you know better.
Anonymous 03/29/18 (Thu) 16:00:17 No. 809082
>>809070
Apart from the hard drive, that shit doesn't just happen out of the blue. What did you do?
Anonymous 03/29/18 (Thu) 18:40:32 No. 809116
>In the span of a month I've become a meido, stopped being a meido, had my cat do surgery, got back into EvE, lost friends, made friends, watched spring come and winter end.
>We've finally circled back around to the eternal rabbit threads.
Some things pass but some things are forever.
Anonymous 03/30/18 (Fri) 01:24:08 No. 809211
>>809075
>implying I'd get cought dead even in 30 mile radious of 3DPD
You better take that insult back.
It's just that it's not /a/-related.
>>809082
I said "rabbit" three times right after I woke up on the first of the month. Does that have anything to do with it?
Anonymous 03/30/18 (Fri) 02:11:29 No. 809219
Demon I found my .410, its best you shoo shoo bunny fufu.
Anonymous 03/30/18 (Fri) 02:21:59 No. 809224
>>809211
>Does that have anything to do with it?
Sounds more like you were hoping the rabbits were going to save you from the hole you dug yourself into.
>>809219
Murder is wrong.
Anonymous 03/30/18 (Fri) 02:29:33 No. 809227
>>809219
How did you lose it?
This might be a truly epic one. How often is it Easter, rabbit rabbit rabbit, and April fools day all in one? Will you win the lottery, or get testicular cancer?
Anonymous 03/30/18 (Fri) 02:59:10 No. 809240
>>809224
Animals aren't Human, especially pest animals ergo it is not murder.
>>809227
Fell behind the couch, cleaned up and found it again.
Anonymous 03/30/18 (Fri) 04:02:55 No. 809246
Begone, wench! Return from whence you came and do not defile any more anons with your petty lies of good luck! You will sap their soul and steal all that you can from them while their fortunes turn to dust!
Anonymous 03/30/18 (Fri) 04:29:56 No. 809254
>>799693
>>799867
Shit man don't post that stuff around here. That's dangerously cheesy.
Anonymous 03/30/18 (Fri) 05:23:41 No. 809263
>>809116
It's because the rabbit is the entity of all evil in this world, as long as evil forces still remain in this world, the rabbit will grow ever stronger. It's abilities to manipulate and persuade will grow, causing more people to become followers. He will try to lie about his crimes and drown out the voices of reason, but we will never let him reach his full form of evil.
Anonymous 03/30/18 (Fri) 11:42:25 No. 809316
>>809254
How could you say no to a face like this?
Anonymous 03/30/18 (Fri) 12:44:18 No. 809323
>>809246
If I were to like this fish, would it save me from tewi?
Because that might make me like it
Anonymous 03/30/18 (Fri) 15:55:00 No. 809355
Oh cute rabbit girl! I missed it at the start of this month and it's been a terrible 30 days!
I mustn't miss it this time!
Anonymous 03/30/18 (Fri) 20:53:23 No. 809417
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>>809355
I'm sure you'll succeed this time!
Anonymous 03/31/18 (Sat) 11:18:04 No. 809595
>>799441
>said two rabbits instead of three
You deserved it faggot
Anonymous 03/31/18 (Sat) 13:11:17 No. 809602
>>809595
Please don't bully, especially someone who lost family. It can be said any number of times; it doesn't have to be three.
Anonymous 03/31/18 (Sat) 18:17:45 No. 809667
How many rabbits would you make if you could?
Anonymous 03/31/18 (Sat) 19:29:04 No. 809687
Son of a bitch, was I supposed to say it after midnight or after I wake up on the 1st?
Anonymous 03/31/18 (Sat) 19:30:53 No. 809688
Anyone know where I can commission artwork of this hare demon on fire?
Anonymous 03/31/18 (Sat) 19:33:48 No. 809689
>>809323
I believe that loving the fish can save you from this hare demon, yes. Look at how this different rabbit demon has been ensnared by the fish.
Anonymous 03/31/18 (Sat) 19:49:02 No. 809692
>>809687
Typically when you wake up, but you can do it at both.
>>809689
Isn't that supposed to be Hiroyuki?
Anonymous 04/01/18 (Sun) 01:42:55 No. 809809
I hope I don't forget. Wish me luck
Anonymous 04/01/18 (Sun) 03:01:45 No. 809833
I want the rabbit demon to curse my dick with her feet!
Anonymous 04/01/18 (Sun) 03:17:35 No. 809837
Today is the day that demon will bring pain and agony to the world.
Good luck in be a survivor o f bloody Easter, /a/nons.
Anonymous 04/01/18 (Sun) 03:38:11 No. 809838
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>>809833
>curse
It would be a blessing.
Anonymous 04/01/18 (Sun) 12:04:03 No. 809936
I did it! I love you cute rabbit girl!!
Anonymous 04/01/18 (Sun) 12:14:46 No. 809938
Huh. Missed out on >>799571 and >>799639 this month. Is it because I used the old thread?
>>809936
Good job!
Anonymous 04/01/18 (Sun) 13:33:11 No. 809954
Did anyone actually pray to the rabbit on April 1st!? My god, her power is strongest on this day, your lives are now forfeit.
Anonymous 04/01/18 (Sun) 13:45:35 No. 809957
I FORGOT TO SMOOCH A RABBIT!
Anonymous 04/01/18 (Sun) 18:52:36 No. 810042
I stayed up until it was the first, said it, and then went to bed. I don't know if it counts or not but I tried.
Anonymous 04/01/18 (Sun) 19:37:58 No. 810061
>>809954
Tewi is the god of chaos of /a/?
Anonymous 04/01/18 (Sun) 22:27:30 No. 810124
Last month, I got a snow day on exam day, took the exam 2 days later and did really well! Thank you, Tewi!
I remembered this month too! Blessed is he who prays to the Easter Tewi.
Anonymous 04/01/18 (Sun) 23:41:57 No. 810139
I d-did it.
>bring a plush rabbit to bed to remind myself to say it in the morning
>can't sleep, realize I have a boner
>start jerking off in front of the rabbit
>end up dry humping it and rubbing my dick all over its face
>cum over it
>do that again three more times
>cleaned it off, then stuck it under my pants until morning
I-is this the curse you fags were talking about?
Anonymous 04/01/18 (Sun) 23:42:20 No. 810140
Anonymous 04/02/18 (Mon) 00:12:30 No. 810147
>Said rabbit rabbit this morning.
>Had a smug fucking grin on my face after I did it.
Five months and I finally got it.
Anonymous 04/02/18 (Mon) 00:17:56 No. 810149
>>810042
First moment of the day works as well, though I always shoot for both.
>>810124
Good job on your exam! Good luck once again!
>>810139
>>810140
Glad to hear you've got yourself a new "playmate". Were you thinking of doing it to Tewi in her rabbit form, squeezing her soft, fluffy body and breeding with her bunny cunny until you've fertilized her womb with a litter of bunnies? I bet you were.
Just make sure to take good care of it, at the very least. It clearly helped you remember, so you should return the favor. So feel free to make that a regular thing. Good luck!
>>810147
Nice job dude! Hope you have a great month!
Anonymous 04/02/18 (Mon) 00:31:52 No. 810151
Successfully rabbit rabbitted today.
I tried it for the first time at the start of March. I said it in English if that matters. At first, I thought it wasn't working. I even ruined a shirt the day I did it! But as the month went on, incredible things started to happen. I came into $1000. I was extremely productive on my pet projects. I discovered two moist games to play and three incredible anime to watch. I kicked bad habits and started good ones. I made a couple new, real friends while constantly getting the better of my enemies. It even hit people in my social network: people I haven't heard from in ages contacted me with good news.
Can someone explain how this magic works?
Anonymous 04/02/18 (Mon) 00:34:45 No. 810152
>>810151
> I said it in English if that matters.
English is the traditional language. That's where the practice comes from in the first place.
Anonymous 04/02/18 (Mon) 00:36:05 No. 810153
>>810152
It's not a Japanese thing?
Anonymous 04/02/18 (Mon) 00:37:59 No. 810155
>>810151
>>810153
As >>810152 says, it's English in origin. If language makes a difference, then you chose the best option.
I'm happy that it's been working well for you. Hope this month will treat you well too!
Anonymous 04/02/18 (Mon) 00:39:02 No. 810156
Anonymous 04/02/18 (Mon) 00:43:38 No. 810158
>>810156
>>810155
Oh, alright. The more you know I guess.
Anonymous 04/02/18 (Mon) 00:48:08 No. 810160
>>810156
Would the Japanese say "Usagi usagi usagi"?
Anonymous 04/02/18 (Mon) 01:53:13 No. 810188
>>810156
This has been a thing for ages. We're not the only, the first, nor the last. Amazing!
Anonymous 04/02/18 (Mon) 03:06:02 No. 810212
Well crap, I've been doing this for just over a year but I missed today.