Alright, tried playing Elona today since I was still drunk this morning/called off work (all the normalfags did anyways because of superbowl).
>Try to start game
>Realize I don't have the game installed, only custom
>Go back and download game/combine with custom
>Starting up
>Think that title is your character's class
>Realize it has nothing to do with that, but already designed character to be a monk anyways so let's roll with it
>Female Dwarf Predator focused on a mix of combat and faith, I dunno let's go with it
>Doing tutorial
>Become cannibal and go insane
>Back to normal now
>Try to pick up bow
>End up using the uncurse scroll thinking it's like the identify scroll and you choose a target
>Spend 30 minutes figuring out how to pick up items, google is useless
>pick up bow
>Spend 10 more minutes figuring out how to equip it
>Have used up half my rations
>Fighting tutorial enemies
>"Alright, I can do this! I'm sure I'll get the hang of it!"
>Wander aimlessly around cave for two days in-game time
>Finally leave since rations are getting low
>Raining nonstop
>Get ambushed on my way to the starting town
>One-hit killed by a kobold
>Decide to reroll character
>Alright, Female Dwarf Warrior, this shouldn't be too bad
>Completely wipe the floor with everything I come in contact with
>Get to town, acquire little girl
>Accidentally teach her how to say "ayy lmao" and now she won't shut the fuck up
>Parading around town barging into houses with my pet little girl
>Don't know how to save other than exiting the game, so keep having to deal with stupid popup every time I want to save
>Get a quest to kill tutorial critters
>Level 6 quest, I'm level 1 still
>Remember what the journal told me, oh shit I have to finish this quest fast!
>Run into dungeon(?) under house, can't open the door
>Bash the door and get confused, probably a trap
>Little girl unlocks it for me during confusion
>Go on mass killing spree against putits
>Putit genocide
>No really, why the fuck are they filling up this corridor? Why are there so many???
>See something blue mixed in with them, I can probably kill it
>Drops acid all over my body, die within seconds
>Revive, bunch of flavor text about death debuffs
>"That's ok, I'll just save sc-"
>Game has auto-saved on revive
>Go back to cave, go down different corridor
>"Oh hey, there's loot here! Those look like containers"
>Begin picking random shit up because apparently they aren't containers
>burdened
>Whatever, I'll stock it in my base or sell it
>Get outside
>Merchant offers me 1 gold for the "piles of accessories" style items
I can see the appeal of this game, but I think I'll hand it off to my little brother and let him have fun with it instead.