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 No.760836

I Marathoned it this week and liked it. Are the LN translations any good?

Remember Eris pads her chest and is going to get cucked by Megumin.

 No.760840

File: 9af32b7899a5393⋯.gif (289.01 KB, 560x315, 16:9, Fireworks.gif)

If you impregnated Chris, would the child be a demigod, or just a regular human?


 No.760842

File: 8cee4f598f5fe69⋯.jpg (155.96 KB, 850x850, 1:1, __eris_divine_gate_and_kon….jpg)

>>760840

The whole "hero is the son of a God or Angel" thing in alot of myths so I think they have to earn it.


 No.760849

Are we ever going to get season three?


 No.760861

File: ea2a557152cb793⋯.jpg (265.32 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, __aqua_kono_subarashii_sek….jpg)

Anyone else agree that Aqua is hot?


 No.760862

>>760836

>No rock hard abs on lalatina.

I know that it wouldn't suit that body type since she's kind of drawn a little pudgy, but man the LN/anime specifically mentions that she's conscious of her muscles so it seems a shame not to have them drawn.


 No.760868

File: 9c5ab7c2403af68⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 426.46 KB, 1265x2791, 1265:2791, bd3517989a9ecd1602b303c5b6….jpg)

>>760861

Kazuma is the hottest Konosuba


 No.760871

>>760836

>Are the LN translations any good?

Mine are.

https://nasunosuki.wordpress.com/

Just started on vol. 4 and I'm making very slow progress. Between what I did so far and yuNS's fanfic there's only skythewood's duwang version.

>>760849

They did promise something along the lines of "a new animation project" and we know Takahashi Rie and Fukushima Jun are involved, so S3 is a safe bet but it could be something else as well.


 No.760875

File: c6f1a13cfb045c9⋯.png (337.62 KB, 540x540, 1:1, Darkness.png)

File: dae3c78692f7524⋯.jpg (466.46 KB, 1000x1400, 5:7, Megumin.jpg)

I have been thinking about this for some time, and this thread is the perfect place to vent my autism. It is about how Megumin and Darkness evolved(or didn't) as characters throughout the series. I believe that a character is more nuanced or "real" if he has some story arcs that he completes and changes as a result, either for the better or for the worse. It would demonstrate that he learns from his trials and evolves as a character. I believe that after 11 volumes(waiting for the translation of 12) only Darkness has evolved as a character, whereas Megumin hasn't, and no falling in love with Kazuma and developing a relationship with him, doesn't count, especially since that is also true for Darkness. I spoilered most of the stuff, out of sympathy pity for those who haven't read the LNs, but I see little to no point in reading my post.

Let's start with Darkness the hardcore pervert crusader, her major volumes would be 3(the one with Vanir and is also the first half of season 2), 7(the one where she has to marry that lord to repay the debt) and I heard that 12 as well, but again I haven't read it. Both volumes dealt with her double life, the one of Darkness the adventurer, and Lalatina the noblewoman, and yes there is a bit more to them, but I want to keep this thing as short as possible. Basically, she learned is to accept the responsibilities of a lord and to trust her companions a bit more. In volume 8(the festival) we see her administrating the festival, making sure that everything will go out smoothly, in volume 9 she administrates the fortress that is under siege, in volume 10 she gathers information about the prince and I think, it's in a short story where she uses deception to win a game of chess against Kazuma and in volume 11 uses her position to have some children write letters to Kazuma and Aqua in order to motivate the two of them. She is also more confident in her body, actually using it as a weapon to distract Kazuma in volume 10 in order to drug him, her fetish is more under control, as proof I'd say in volume 7 where she is struggling against the Hydra, not because she wants get beaten for her masochistic pleasures, but because she needed the money for her father. Even her role as crusader, isn't random and shows that she wants to protect the weak and it's in tune with her family that represents the "shield of the country".

Basically, it went from the insecure, hardcore pervert, Darkness that wanted to escape her responsibilities and just fight get beaten up by monsters in volume 1, to the confident Lalatina that does what she has to do and isn't ashamed of her name or body in volume 11.

Now Megumin, the greatest arch-wizard of the Crimson Clan Mages and wielder of the most powerful explosion magic known to man, Explosion. Her major volumes would be 5(where she helps save her village), 9(where she confronts her mentor, the one who taught her Explosion magic) and maybe 11(where she demonstrates her role in the party to her sister). The problem is that the events in 5 and 9 should have marked her as a character, but they really didn't. In 5, the villagers find out that she learned the most useless spell in history and scorn her, as the most useless and retarded mage in their clan, towards the end this affected her a bit and was about to learn Advanced magic, but Kazuma thought that it would be better if she just continued to focus on Explosion magic thus she remained the same. Volume 9, she fights against the one who taught her Explosion magic and surpassed her, this also should have marked her, as now she is the greatest Explosion magic wielder in existence, but it didn't since she still uses Explosion and still loves it, maybe a bit more than in Volume 1. Volume 11, I guess she failed to show off her important role to her sister. The only thing that changed, besides falling in love with Kazuma(which is also true for Darkness), is that she found a family and made friendship necklaces for all of them, but the description that I gave about her at the beginning of the paragraph is the same description that she has at volume 11, she is the same Megumin from volume 1, as she is in volume 11, only that she has a more powerful Explosion. Some might say that I have to read Continuing to gift Explosions(which I admit I haven't read) and let's say that her character changes there, or that she becomes more mature, but again why do I need to do that when Darkness evolved fine, without two spinoff series.

>tl;dr I was on the Megumin train, but she became too much of a meme and now I jumped on the Darkness train


 No.760876

>>760861

Her body is literally her only redeeming quality and there are still better looking girls.


 No.760877

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>>760875

I haven't actually read too far into the LNs but do they actually get bogged down in cliches and haremshit? That's the impression I got from the illustrations in the more recent ones.

I can understand if Akatsuki-sensei wants to ride that money train as long as possible even if he runs out of steam and starts to get tired of writing the same characters and same style (probably why he's starting a new series), but all I'm looking for in Konosuba is comedy and some fun adventure.


 No.760878

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>>760868

Agreed, prime taste anon


 No.760879

>>760876

Aqua is divinely engineered for hatefucking.


 No.760882

>>760880

Given that Fujino Ōmori (Danmachi) and Natsume Akatsuki (Konosuba) play Sword World 2.0 together, it shouldn't be surprising that they write similar quality LNs.


 No.760884

File: b9e01964a87a071⋯.jpg (129.51 KB, 759x571, 759:571, 1457984002862-0.jpeg.jpg)

>>760880

>Shame about the flat chest.


 No.760886

>>760877

The haremshit is minimal and mostly self aware, with Kazuma saying stuff like "I am on the Megumin route" or "have I started the Darkness route as well", I can't really comment on cliches since I am bad at finding them, but it's still a comedy with fun adventures. I think the only volume where no action takes place is 8, because that is one giant it's the festival and we should watch the fireworks, episode. I especially like in 10, where they go to Las Vegas Elroad and three young noblemen invite the girls to a date, and Kazuma literally pushes the girls to the guys, so as not to cause him any trouble and leave him in debt. After that he goes sightseeing and wins a game of Yu-Ghi-Oh. His instincts were right of course, since one of the guys ended up in hospital, the second one got traumatized and the third one ended in debt.


 No.760887

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>>760836

The LN translations are beautiful, but there's one anon here in particular who hates them and will go in length about how the same jap jokes he understood from the anime "don't translate" in the LN.

If you like to read, read the LN. If you don't like to read, then sucks to be you.


 No.760895

>>760871

I thought it was confirmed at the end of that radio show the VAs hosted that S3 was on the way. Don't have a source rn but I clearly remember seeing an article about it.


 No.760897

>>760880

>shame

<<<<<<<implying this hard

>>760879

Absolute truth.


 No.760899

File: b93b7b3436fb068⋯.png (147.01 KB, 763x379, 763:379, announcement.png)

>>760895

Here's the actual thing as they showed it on a livestream after the radio show.

I just don't want to get my hopes up for S3 since it just says a "new anime project" is starting, which could be anything, including something really disappointing like a recap movie.


 No.760901

>>760899

I could honestly see a movie adaptation of the fifth book happening. The story included in it is self-contained enough to work as a movie, and it get bonus points for featuring an entire village full of the most popular character.


 No.760904

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>>760875

While I adore Megumin, Darkness just seems like a better fit for Kazuma. It even shows through in the anime.

I have trouble deciding who I like better.


 No.760905

>>760904

It wasn't about who is a better fit for Kazuma, but that Darkness actually evolved and changed as a character, whereas Megumin remained a meme. Even Kazuma changed a bit, becoming a bit more responsible and genuinely caring about his little sister so much that he would give up his NEET life temporarily just to help her. Aqua is a baka, and I have no problem with her staying the same, especially since her stats will never improve.


 No.760908

File: 9d7a984b41e120b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 587.43 KB, 1268x1802, 634:901, Future Master of Hohst.jpg)

>>760875

>Volume 11, I guess she failed to show off her important role to her sister.

Anon, the whole point of volume 11 is that, even though Megumin was exaggerating her (and everyone else's) deeds on her letters home, there was a bottom of truth to them (Komekko sees the adventurers in Axel honestly, full heartedly praise Megumin for exploding the griffons and manticore instead of paying lip service not to disappoint Komekko), and it was that truth that made Komekko happy.


 No.760910

>>760899

Probably an anime of Blessing this Wonderful World with Explosions, given Megumin's popularity.


 No.760913

>>760908

Perhaps, but this is how the volume ends

Under the collective gaze of Megumin and I, Komekko took out her notebook.

It’s that notebook she used to record everything happening around me…

“The blue-haired onee-san is so great, she punched a ghost with her bare fists. The armored onee-san is also very great, she got eaten by a giant bird. Onee-chan’s boyfriend is also super great, he killed a woman with weed killer. Onee-chan is also super-duper great, not sure why yet.”

Eh.

What was that last part supposed to mean? Even though Megumin explained her strengths countless of times to this young girl, she still doesn’t seem to understand at all.

At this point, Megumin was overwhelmed with sadness and she fell to the carpet on all fours. Yuiyui then took the notebook and continued to read.


 No.760936

>>760875

Lets break down the points of development you listed. Darkness has:

>Learned to accept the responsibilities of a lord

>Learned to trust her companions a bit more

>Become more confident in her body, actually using it as a weapon to distract Kazuma

>Has brought her fetish slightly more under control

Over the course of the LN Megumin has:

>Learned to accept the responsibilities of her family and role as a big sister

>Learned to trust her companions a bit more

>Become more confident in her body, actually using it as a weapon to distract Kazuma

>Has brought her explosion magic fetish slightly more under control

Everything you listed as "development" for Darkness is vague enough that it also applies to Megumin.


 No.760955

File: 4fd00842e326ea9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 80.07 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, 17afc162ce9cc5debd44d7ee90….jpg)

>>760862

>you will never bully her abs with coconut oil


 No.760971

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>>760904

>Darkness just seems like a better fit for Kazuma

She comes across as the same bland "likes the protagonist because she's supposed to" that literally ever tall blonde girl in anime acts like. Megumin acts treats Kazuma like a real person, and will fuck with him in the same way he fucks with other people like people who are actually friends do. Darkness and Kazuma's interactions come down to "She's a weird pervert and he thinks it's weird, but he tolerates her despite this." When Kazuma and Megumin interact, they treat each other as equals.


 No.760981

Darkness is a good girl that is not a meme.


 No.760985

Megumin=Eris>Iris>Chris>Chomusuke>trash>lalatina>shit>aqua


 No.760987

File: a27a6e4291384d4⋯.png (549.93 KB, 637x540, 637:540, superior japanimation.png)

>>760985

Aqua>(You)


 No.760988

>>760985

>Forgetting Wiz

You deserve a fate worse than death.


 No.760993

File: f2be85a5281a1ed⋯.png (556.45 KB, 1400x2048, 175:256, b529b5463d3b930cb9332fd9b2….png)

>>760836

>he finally made a thread

I hope you remember that Aqua is a slut that not only goes nopan in public with a very short skirt, but also has attempted to prostitute herself out to Kazuma for money along with using her breasts as the only means to gain followers in her cult.


 No.760999

File: 11f63e8af942e96⋯.png (877.31 KB, 684x958, 342:479, oshirigami.png)

>>760993

>her breasts

>the only thing

Yeah, right.


 No.761002

>>760988

It's a corpse, not a person anon. Do you have some weird paraphilia where you are attracted to rotting meat?


 No.761011

>>761002

You're about to be a corpse.


 No.761020

Shocking truth: You cannot impregnate a corpse. Living DFC beats undead cowtits yet again.


 No.761026

File: da1f13a069b7ba4⋯.jpg (1007.64 KB, 2882x4084, 1441:2042, aqua kin.jpg)

>>760861

At least her pictures don't reveal her personality.


 No.761027

File: 729de12f5b76d4c⋯.jpg (164.99 KB, 626x1024, 313:512, aqua eats a bee.jpg)

>>761026

They reveal her saggy tits though.


 No.761040

>>760868

>new girlKazuma art

Thank you for posting this, anon.


 No.761072

My whole thing is that if Darkness ends up with Kazuma who will Megumine end up with? Megumine does not have friends and I don't think anyone is interested in here.

Darkness has literally hundreds of guys that would love to marry her for many reasons.

So I ship Megumine largely out of pity even if I like Darkness more.


 No.761073

File: e87115d701c61fc⋯.png (599.21 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1502583462013.png)

>>761072

>shipping

Fuck off to tumblr.


 No.761121

Remember Kazuma is engaged to Iris and she is going to cick megumin


 No.761122

>>761011

What you going to cry at me until I have another heart attack? Wiz smells like the dumpster behind Texas Roadhouse.

Megumin pure sweet and cute

(´・ω・)つ|・・| KNEADING DELICIOUS EXPLOSIVE CHEST


 No.761128

File: 0d6334554b21771⋯.png (798.92 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, out026.png)

Dopey fucking bitches.


 No.761191

File: 694aa7845869f14⋯.webm (2.77 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, anime betrayal.webm)

File: 3654d261ae90b59⋯.webm (2.51 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, slapping them titties.webm)

>>761073

I want them to live happily ever after. How about that?!

webms unrelated


 No.761194

>>761191

I want to fuck that cat.


 No.761196

File: 2a4a34b8384a9ff⋯.png (611.92 KB, 1336x1898, 668:949, Komekko pot.png)

>>761194

Such a fine pussy should be eaten.


 No.761197

>>761194

>>761196

Does Chomsuke have human level intelligence?


 No.761199

>>761197

He's half of the god of violence who was sealed away in the Crimson Magic village for the safety of mankind.

Megumin unsealed him for a laugh a few years ago.

He was resealed until her sister did the same thing, which is how he ended up with Megumin at the time she joined Kazuma's party.


 No.761205

>>761199

My main thing is that Comsuke can knows to cook food and hates Aqua. So there is at least basic logic there.

But how smart is the cat? And after the death of the bad guy is Chomsuke any smarter?

I will not fuck a retard and nether should you.


 No.761243

So is Yuns or Uran ever going to translate the Dust spinoff? I always like reading about loveable losers who get shit on by life but hide deeper morals and courage than their persona suggests.


 No.761245

>>761205

Well she's smart enough that she can sense ill intentions as well as what's being said to a degree. So basically to sum it up a cat is fine too


 No.761246

>>761205

Judging by how Chomesuke tolerated Aqua until Lady Wolbach died I would venture to say her soul was reunited but her power took a massive hit. She lacks the physical ability to speak in her current form. She knows everything both halves knew but at this point, much like Wiz and Vanir, she simply doesn't give a shit. Her best student protects her from her demonic little sister and continues every day to practice what Lady Wolbach taught her. Her best student's boyfriend gives her treats, talks to her like a regular person and scratches her ears and chin just right. She get's to attack a goddess of good(?) when ever she feels like. Finally her playmate is a baby dragon(?).

To be honest it is a pretty decent retirement and she gets to have plenty of fun.


 No.761261

I honestly can't wait for them to reach the demon king. You know he is going to make the classic offer.

>Half the world if you serve me

And Kazuma will take him right up on that.


 No.761263

>>761261

I can see it happening but then the demon king has to do something stupid like betray Kazuma to give him an excuse to fight.


 No.761282

>>761261

Really depends on whether the Reincarnated japanese autist that usurped the Demon Lord is the current Demon Lord or a previous one.

Probably a previous one since the current one has a daughter and if the japanese guy really was the kind of person to drop his spaghetti so hard he became the big bad he probably would remain celibate to the very end.


 No.761356

>>761263

I think more likely Kazuma will agree and Megumin will cast explosion simultaneously before declaring herself the new demon lord.


 No.761371

>>761282

What if the Demon Lord is just an unfortunate nerd trapped in the circustances?

The group finds a crying brat sitting on a throne and wearing the Demon Lord's armor, sobbing about "Just wanted to go to the bathroom".


 No.761380

>>761261

>>761263

>>761282

>>761356

>>761371

>implying the demon king won't be a hot lady demon king who will try to seduce kazuma but he'll refuse because he hates 3d and just wants to go back to his old neet life because he's /ourguy/

>shocked and exasperated, the demon king will attempt to tempt kazuma with all sorts of other things, even re-creating everything about his neet life in the other world using magic

>she will immediately rescind that offer when he explains to her what 'hentai' is

>after a while, kazuma gets bored with her offers, steals her pantsu and just runs away


 No.761399

File: 3e7360f6410dde8⋯.jpg (34 KB, 375x535, 75:107, WHATTHEFUCKDIDYOUJUSTDYOUS….JPG)

>>761263

Kazuma is pressured into revealing that he is desperately in love with a 2d waifu by his retard harem after some accidental slip. Later, after being casually bullied about his waifu by most of the cast the demon lord inadvertently calls her a shit without realising it.

GENOCIDE


 No.761400

>>761399

>Drunk bitch anon was Kusoma tbe whole time.

At last, I truly see.


 No.761406

>>761261

Either that or the demon king is a good guy and is at war with humanity because of Aqua.


 No.761412

File: ab1dc2c6eb0b47d⋯.png (266.16 KB, 600x810, 20:27, __aqua_kono_subarashii_sek….png)

>>760993

I'm not OP and you're just jealous because you're alone with your shit taste.

Reminder eris cultists are all twisted masochists, I bet you just want to be bullied by me because you like it.


 No.761421

>>761412

I'd worship Eris if her breasts were real.


 No.761423

>>761421

I would take flat and kind over shit and shit any day. Seriously the ironic contrarianism of aquashitters is amazing. You are so desperate to be different on an anonymous cambodian calligraphy collective, that the only way you can craft an identity for yourself is by having the most blatant shit taste possible. Is this the screenagers equivalent of "FUCK YOU DAD I AM AN ATHIEST"?


 No.761429

>>761421

Chris is cute as all fuck, tho.


 No.761496

>>760861

Wait, what episode was this from? Did they put out another OVA?


 No.761559

>>761496

It's the VN. From what I've seen it's full of service scenes.


 No.761560

>>761496

It's the first OVA (season 1 episode 11) in which Kazuma puts on a magic necklace from Wiz's shop, however it is cursed and it will slice his head off, unless all his wishes and fantasies are satisfied, so Aqua, Megumin, Darkness, Wiz, and YumYum all help him. The episode is 90% fanservice.

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 No.761562

>>761423

Maybe I just want to bully Aqua? Maybe I'm not a beta that will give her what she cries for but instead bend her over whenever she starts the water works?

>>761429

Chris is also made for bullying.


 No.761567

>>761562

Chris especially. Snatching her panties and then bullying her about how her bush is visible because she is too much of a slut goddess thirsty for HikiNEET dick that she doesn't button her shorts.


 No.761583

>>761560

It's the same episode with Megumin slapping YunYun's tits.

Also,

>YumYum

I respect your taste in best worst girls.


 No.761585

File: a348dda4035445a⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1665x1939, 1665:1939, 0419100b5b130512949686645a….png)

>>761560

>YumYum

>>761567

I want to routinely steal Chris' panties, build up a collection on my wall and eventually show it to her just to see her reaction.


 No.761586

>>761585

>I want to routinely steal Chris' panties, build up a collection on my wall and eventually show it to her just to see her reaction.

Obviously she would try to steal them back under the cover of night, at which point you would have a valid excuse to molest her (i.e. Property invasion) over a series of nights until it eventually escalates into sex.

At which point you reveal to her your intent to write her true name on another wall with further panties.


 No.761587

File: 87f8d203bb9a1b6⋯.webm (2.17 MB, 960x540, 16:9, konobi thumbs up.webm)


 No.761589

>>761586

I've read this doujin before.


 No.761595

I want to smack Darkness around a bit.


 No.761601

File: 1bde3cff88efb18⋯.png (240.61 KB, 445x618, 445:618, HorstTheGreaterGoblin.png)

>>761246

But do we know what happens to Horst? Does he end up being a certain little girl's guardian and servant?


 No.761603

>>761406

>It was all Aqua's fault in the end

I can see that happening


 No.761604

>>761603

In Volume 10 we learn that the Axis cult spreads all sorts of nasty rumors about the Demon King, like how he is a lolicon or a hardcore pervert and in Volume 11 we learn that the Crimson Magic Village hosts a barbeque every four years, where they prepare barbeque near the Demin King's barrier and then throw the most powerful spells at it to annoy and immediately teleport away as to not get captured/killed, plus there is the whole telescope that is directed towards his daughter's bedroom chamber.


 No.761621

>>761601

He gets exploded to kingdom come

Which isn't a issue, since he is a greater demon like Vanir, and thus is effectively immortal unlike the succubi since his true body is in hell or something, been some time since I've read the Darkness marriage volume where they explain this shit IIRC.

In fact, him dying breaks his current contract to Wolbach, leaving him free to be summoned by a certain devilish sister

Basically he is on standby.


 No.761675

>>761589

It's a good doujin.

She has a surprising amount of panties, probably because she likes having them "stolen" so much.

>>761595

Darkness looks like the kind that would get addicted if you patted them in the head.


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Nopan Megumin is a miracle of the universe.


 No.762107

>>762054

Overrated lolicon bait.


 No.762110

File: 5896b4ad33391be⋯.jpg (1.08 MB, 2000x1414, 1000:707, 1502586539404.jpg)

>>762107

Shouldn't you be looking for some orcs to violate you, Lalatina?


 No.762120

>>762110

Overrated girl, overrated anime, only worshipped by reddit.


 No.762128

File: 297455499b02470⋯.jpg (1.11 MB, 2000x1414, 1000:707, 297455499b024703f6edc3d83b….jpg)

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>>762120

Tell you what, how about I post more cute Megumins just to spite you.


 No.762145

>>762110

Orcs only violate men in Konosuba. You'd know this if you actually followed the series and weren't just a fetishposter.


 No.762151

File: deed7b7228bcbff⋯.jpg (375.84 KB, 627x885, 209:295, __megumin_and_satou_kazuma….jpg)

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>>762120

Yesterday's redditors are always the ones who feel the strongest need to shitpost about how bad reddit is. The zeal of the newly converted.


 No.762154

File: 6358f49d3e06d22⋯.jpg (163.47 KB, 923x1267, 923:1267, __megumin_and_satou_kazuma….jpg)

>>762145

I'm getting there.


 No.762169

>>762120

>you can't enjoy X because Y enjoys X

Absolutely /v/-tier post.


 No.762170

File: ff9ad38962b4b07⋯.jpg (100.61 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 1445257077808.jpg)

>>762145

The fuck?


 No.762188

>>762170

They're all female


 No.762189

>>762120

(you).


 No.762201

>>762170

*All the male orcs were exterminated for raping and pillaging cute elf girls too much. All that's left are the women who rape men in massive snu snu packs*


 No.762206

>>762201

No, that's wrong.

Male orcs are extinct because the females wrangle their loosh out of them once they're born.


 No.762213

File: d334fe888ae409f⋯.jpg (188.89 KB, 374x677, 374:677, prey detected.jpg)


 No.762605

File: 46f209e0b646ba7⋯.jpeg (204.34 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, Orcfather.jpeg)

>>762188

>>762201

Well, I guess that is good, yet I'm a fan of the classics.


 No.762618

File: ffd10531850f403⋯.jpg (24.1 KB, 288x176, 18:11, Fallout_6727a8_5974407.jpg)

>>760836

I finished watching Season 1 and what does Luck even do? If Kazuma gets screwed over after every big mission, does Luck just improve his cabbage score and greatly increases his chance to steal panties?


 No.762630

>>762618

Understanding Luck means reading the LN. Basically, his luck leads up to great events, there's just a lot of misfortunes along the way. Basically like how a lucky entrepreneur has to make a lot of mistakes to get to the big leagues.


 No.762650

>>761621

That's good since Hohst is already an honourary crimson eye based on how chuuni he's already acting.


 No.762662

>>762618

You also have to understand that his party contains Aqua who has the lowest luck in existence, thus negating most of his. His party is also formed of bakas who will put him in lots of trouble and debt, thus further negating his luck.

There is a scene in Volume 10 where they go to a casino and Kazuma keeps on whining at the roulette. At one point he bets on Black 5 and it's also the moment when Aqua decides to join in and bet on the same number he did, in order to win some cash, and because of her bad luck the ball ends on Red 5, otherwise it would have surely fallen on Black 5 as Kazuma hoped for. There is some stuff I didn't mention about this part, like why doesn't he keep on going to casinos and win billions of dollars or the fact that he had a righteous reason, and thus the god of luck was on his side. It's a good example of how Aqua's bad luck can negate Kazuma's good luck.


 No.762665

>>761604

I don't remember, do we know who is the demon's lord daughter ?


 No.762685

>>762665

We have never seen or met her, she is just talked about from time to time.


 No.762700

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 No.762819

File: bdc6d3a5860cac4⋯.jpg (173.5 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, bdc6d3a5860cac434dc2516e6c….jpg)

>>760875

Wiz >>> all girls


 No.762826

>>760878

This my pee pee feel weird and confused.


 No.762827

>>762826

>This *makes


 No.762828

>>761072

Konosuba is brave enough to give us the harem end but with Aqua-bullying.


 No.762830

>>762819

>Wiz >>> all girls

True, as Wiz is a woman.


 No.762836

File: b64b227137e12ff⋯.jpg (632.29 KB, 1428x1928, 357:482, __aqua_kono_subarashii_sek….jpg)

>>762830

Since when do stinky rotten corpses count as women?


 No.762838

File: c02bdd7b81e5d73⋯.png (2.33 MB, 1446x2046, 241:341, c02bdd7b81e5d73a371084fd0e….png)

>>762830

A beautiful, full figured woman.


 No.762874


 No.762887

File: 74d00330e3b14e8⋯.png (1.67 MB, 733x1100, 733:1100, 70334f41f07853bfc3c4149216….png)

>>762201

>raping cute elf girls

But how can you rape something that is constantly having sex, to the elves another dick is nothing.

>>762838

>liking cowtits

They can be good at times when there aren't character such as E/Chris in the show. You should know better than that anon, but you still have hope just convert to the religion of Eris and you can be forgiven for your sins. That is, unless you would rather worship a slutty prostitute who shit talks other people just to make her feel better about herself. Along with not wearing any pantsu in public with a very short skirt just to draw attention to herself since she has no other redeeming qualities, and she knows this and still doesn't change herself.


 No.762889

>>762887

ERIS PADS HER CHEST

Wiz is the best faggot.


 No.762891

File: c2ce480d7a99866⋯.png (620.33 KB, 750x900, 5:6, bbdf2824f38709978f857e9f9a….png)

>>762889

The only argument you can come up with about Eris is that she pads her chest, which shows how amazing she is. Wiz is a pretty good character except for the fact that you can't make a family with her since she is a lich so that already puts her behind all living characters capable of childbirth.


 No.762892

>>762891

While not having children with Wiz is a downside, it isn't a deal breaker.


 No.762948

>>762892

Yeah, just bully her into letting you knock up a different girl.


 No.762987

>>762948

She seems just passive enough to allow that.


 No.763004

She's a lich. She can raise the dead. Can't you just adopt a miscarriage?


 No.763127

Guys, guys.

All girls are best girl for the wrong reasons, but we have to agree that the bestest girl is Kazuma.


 No.763128

File: ab3855819e1f5d0⋯.png (884.34 KB, 2894x4093, 2894:4093, __darkness_and_wiz_kono_su….png)

IRL dead people can still have babies, there are pregnant women who have cerebral deaths and the doctors keep their body running which allows the pregnancy to continue.

I think if you cream Wiz and make her inert blood flow her intact ovary and uterus will work again and she can get pregnant.


 No.763132

>>763128

Maybe if you want the anime equivalent of Quasimodo.


 No.763151

YUNYUN IS A GOOD GIRL AND YOU SHOULD BEFRIEND HER


 No.763153

>>763151

I'd befriend Yunyun's yunyuns, but I don't need the rest.


 No.763157

File: 0854ba44c9841b8⋯.jpg (784.29 KB, 1080x1428, 90:119, __chomusuke_and_yunyun_kon….jpg)

>>763151

Yunyun is for hugging and whispering sweet words into her ears.

Megumeme is for prostitution and throwing beer bottles at while she strips for mana.


 No.763164

How likely is the coming of a second season. Serious question. I remember back then people saying a next season was definitely off the table, but things change and I don't keep up with weeb news. So, is the manga at least still going? I want more comedy anime in my life, and we've been having those in short supply.


 No.763165

>>763151

Yunyun is a huge slut and you should stick your dick in her, impregnate her, then ignore her.

>>763157

That's ridiculous. The only one that looks like she makes money from her body is Yunyun the slut.


 No.763179

File: b44f666c6357c3c⋯.png (109 KB, 234x658, 117:329, 1460022989365.png)

>>763164

>I want more comedy anime in my life

Well you're being a great boke.

The second season already aired. There's been a confirmed "new animation project" but we're clueless as to what it is just yet.

Also the source material isn't the manga, it's a light novel. The manga is just another adaptation of the novel and it's pretty bad from what little I've read.


 No.763182

The only thing the slut whoredess aqua ever did right was trying to smite wiz.

The only thing Eris did wrong was not noticing wiz existed and cleaning up after the whoredess' failure.


 No.763190

>>760985

Eris>...>Chris

wait a minute i think something is wrong


 No.763197

File: 1e38420c8d80ab3⋯.jpg (219.19 KB, 2067x1159, 2067:1159, __megumin_and_satou_kazuma….jpg)

>>763179

The art of the manga is really bad, even the worst of dounjins beats it.

The LN doesn't have many pictures like the average LN but there are enough to imagine the scenery.

There's no official confirmation but I'm 100% certain the new anime project is for Megumin's side story, the anime currently ends when volume 4 ends and the side story is meant to be read after readimg volume 4.

>>763182

That's because eris isn't even a real goddess, she probably fucked her way into her position and was pushed into Lady Aqua who always puts outs stellar performances as her subordinate.

Also mind those words eris cultist, you'll receive divine retribution.

>>763190

Yeah, eris isn't hanging on a pike.


 No.763205

>>763157

I know your words are true because you posted the real YunYun and not the slutty anime one.


 No.763221

>>763179

>+tic nee-san will never into season two

I bet Aqua did this


 No.763228

>>763182

Eris groomed and corrupted Darkness into the masochist she is. It was Eris' influence.


 No.763231

>>763228

So the only thing Eris did wrong was not noticing Wiz was a lich when she saw her blocks away and realized that the whordiot probably would fuck up doing her one job?


 No.763248

>>763004

Animate the dead, not raise it. You would be stuck with a literal zombie fetus for ever.


 No.763285

File: e2c1e28778b8307⋯.jpg (238.63 KB, 900x1374, 150:229, DDI2ON.jpg)

>>763248

Voodoo Wiz and her Zombie Fetus Army


 No.763366

File: c13219ef73ea8cd⋯.jpg (42.54 KB, 800x698, 400:349, chaikin.jpg)

What is going on with the names that Megumin gives things? Are they puns? Do they have some meaning in Japanese? They do sound wacky, but I want to know if there is more to it than that. I didn't find any info on that, and my knowledge of Japanese is limited to handful of words and phrases.

>>761027

>Saggy titts

Luckily the second season fixed that


 No.763370

>>763366

>They do sound wacky, but I want to know if there is more to it than that.

Chomusuke and Chunchunmaru have gibberish first parts and completely normal (for names) second parts.


 No.763389

File: 2f9457f3c95d64c⋯.png (1.68 MB, 741x1057, 741:1057, sluts1.png)

File: 6cbef319ad98170⋯.png (1.9 MB, 796x1126, 398:563, sluts2.png)

>>763205

>not the slutty anime one

>implying


 No.763616

File: 2eb3f7716fa7b5a⋯.png (590.13 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, out127.png)

>Chunchunmaru

I know where I'd stick my chinchinmaru.


 No.763631

>>763366

>>763370

I know for Chunchunmaru that she comes up with it after Kazuma says Kogarasumaru, which literally translates to "little crow circle", and "chun-chun" is the Japanese onomatopoeia for a bird's chirping, so that one does actually have a joke to it.


 No.763710

File: 7bd0aae3345ea44⋯.mp4 (984.12 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Curch of Axis.mp4)


 No.763746

>>763228

So Eris secretly wants to be abused. The Axis cult are scam artists who are money grubbing swindlers (just like Aqua), and Chomusuke invites laziness and bathing in hot baths. Totally not a pattern here guys, nothing to see here.


 No.763749

>>763746

Eris is a Jew?


 No.763758

>>763749

She puts on the sweet act but in reality she is much closer to Kazuma's personality then she'll admit.


 No.763760

>>763758

Japan subtle teach us kike tactics in the open and hope to god they didn't notice


 No.763772

File: 76ece37f41c5084⋯.jpg (1.13 MB, 1240x1754, 620:877, __aqua_kono_subarashii_sek….jpg)

>>763749

>every time the LNs mention donations to the eris cult they're monetary

>eris has juden genetic diseases that lead to deformity (no tits)

>eris cultists are depraved and promiscuous (Darkness)

>eris cultism is the religion of the chosen people (nobles)

>at least 1 noble in the LN is a banker

>eris cultists don't believe that Jesus (Lady Aqua) is god(ess) on earth

>eris is supposedly the "goddess" of luck, in other words the "goddess" of happy merchants

>has yet to show any holy powers whereas Lady Aqua performs miracles daily (eris is a false god)

How did nobody see this earlier?

My post even got autodeleted at first, the eris cultists already compromised our board and are trying to shut it down.


 No.763774

>>763772

You forgot how her alter ego is a literal thief, she lied about her titties,


 No.763776

File: 2ed73f5806e6648⋯.png (351.24 KB, 700x617, 700:617, Sanae.png)


 No.763781

>>763776

Why do they persecute mai waifu so?


 No.763782

File: 62b2b16f6e71e88⋯.jpg (47.06 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, c5d80b54d3ec785c00a0a85ecd….jpg)

>>763774

>Eris pads her chest

Suddenly the line holds deeper meaning. It's not just about the embarrassment of having a small chest. It's about the DECEPTION and LIES of falsely appearing to have a bigger chest. What kind of god is worthy of worship who lies to her followers?

Also you forgot to mention that money is literally called "eris". It's basically the "shekel cult".


 No.763783

>>763782

That's what the third thing that I was thinking about and was struggling to think of what I was thinking of.


 No.763784

File: c72a43c367731fa⋯.gif (1.3 MB, 320x213, 320:213, 1510988098475.gif)

>>763782

Fuck.

We need to dig deeper. Time for a good ol fashion /po- I mean /a/ digging thread. Hurry before the Eris Cult shuts us down.


 No.763785

>>763782

Kono Suba is subtle teaching its audience on International Jewry(Eris). Also Do they have a book or manifesto or something? Because that would also be allegory to the Protocols of the learned elders of zion


 No.763786

>>763772

Eris not performing miracles daily is actually explained, her human guise is literally just an ordinary human. Aqua is incarnated in full all the time, so she is a walking miracle.


 No.763789

>>763786

Anon, what if her hidden powers is swindling and other Jewish traits. We didn't see it or mention because they don't want to be found out


 No.763790

File: ffa64e675a00eea⋯.jpg (28.4 KB, 550x512, 275:256, 1490913794166.jpg)

>>763786

So what your saying is that Aqua is the true Goddess and Eris is an imposter. How deep does this shit go? Where do the Crimson Demons come into play?


 No.763791

>>763772

Go home, Aqua, you're drunk.

Juden have gigantic tits because of inbreeding in the first place.


 No.763795

>>763789

She manipulates luck.


 No.763796

File: 3a4e5519ec1f9f6⋯.png (45.26 KB, 409x386, 409:386, 3a4e5519ec1f9f61187dbbfbc0….png)

>>763772

>deformity (no tits)

You should have been autodeleted along with your post.


 No.763798

File: 5174b41680eead9⋯.png (600.22 KB, 1055x1005, 211:201, 1466446594247.png)

>>763796

>he doesn't like big breasts

I bet you like narrow hips too


 No.763799

>>763793

Wait Eris... a Japanese person saying Allies might sound like they are saying Eris.

Eris is also the Greek Goddess of Strife and Discord.


 No.763801

>>763797

Archive everything the Eris Cult is shutting this thread down.


 No.763803

>>763799

But on the other hand, her incarnated name of Chris is taken from the chrysanthemum, which is highly prestigious.


 No.763811

>>763803

And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.


 No.763814

>>763801

Pretty sure it's just removing the /pol/acks as usual.


 No.763828

>>763790

I don't think the crimson demons have religion, megumin doesn't seem to care and the crimson magic clansmen never mention it.

Megumin's wizard hat is the KonoSuba equivalent of a fedora, they're just fedora wearing edgelords. Chuunis are japanese edgelords afterall.


 No.763831

>>763828

Well their ancestors were all chuuni wannabes who wanted to become the way they did. And they immediately liked Kazuma for out doing them. So "being cool" can be considered their only real goal in life, outside being Neets.


 No.763839

>>760904

Her name is Darkness because that's all I can feel knowing I'll never meet her until I ascend to 2D.


 No.763841

>>763828

I think Megumin says "Eris-sama" when mentioning her in the LN, suggesting she either follows the cult or at least acknowledges it but I could be wrong.


 No.763877

>>763795

Does this mean she actually meant for Kazuma to steal her pantsu?

>>763841

Perhaps she just does it out of respect?


 No.764008

>>763841

She is a chuuni. A pantheon of gods existing fits into her world view perfectly. The axis cult doesn't fit her delusions so she has no respect for their deity. This is quite unlike the perfect and lovely Eris who is a goddess, not just name but in bearing, and serves to reinforce her view of the gods as divine and resplendent beings. Plus Eris is a pettanko idol beloved by people for her beauty and grace, something Megumin herself identifies with.

>>763828

She is descended from Japanese chuuni. Religion is just an accoutrement to her larping. She views herself as a dark power fighting dark powers in a world of moral relativism.


 No.764010

>>763877

>Does this mean she actually meant for Kazuma to steal her pantsu?

Of course, Eris is a huge cockslut.


 No.764011

>>764010

I don't know how anyone can be a cockslut when all of them are shoved up your ass anon.


 No.764013

>>764011

I'm not Eris, though.


 No.764015

>>764013

That's a funny way to spell Aqua Whordiot


 No.764017

>>764013

Because if you were you would be pure and never have seen a cock, instead of sucking them.


 No.764023

>>764015

Aqua is a whore. Much different from a slut, which is what Eris is. Aqua at least attempts to make money. Eris does it for free.


 No.764024

File: 2e7c17a1ca0af77⋯.jpg (78.31 KB, 735x1200, 49:80, Chris Konosuba.jpg)

Eris is ok but her Chris alter ego is so much better.

>has no problem with being flat

>sporty

>scar

>can hold her liquor

Perfection.


 No.764025

>>764017

I think you're getting too confused. Stop staring at Eris' pads and think for a moment. They're pads, anon!


 No.764028

>>764024

>unbuttoned shorts so you can access her cum depository faster

Truly perfect as a slut.


 No.764032

>>764028

I never said that I'd waifu her but I sure like her. As a fuck or as a party member, either would be fine.


 No.764037

>>764032

>>764028

She is pure and would politely decline.


 No.764039

>>764037

>decline the sex

Alright, no big deal.

>decline the party invite

Fuck you, bitch! If I die, I'll pee on your throne once I get to the afterlife. See how you like that.


 No.764043

>>764037

She is pure, 100% cum dumpster material.


 No.764054

File: 8c5c550e263b073⋯.jpg (92.99 KB, 750x920, 75:92, c28EiPu.jpg)

>tfw got so butthurt at an actual romance showing up i stopped reading at volume 9

Is there enough showtime of Yunyun in later volumes to be worth reading?

You all know shes best girl, right?


 No.764055

File: adf2ddcb76564fd⋯.png (501.75 KB, 700x878, 350:439, Best of the Worst.png)

>>764023

I'm sorry, but has Eris even engaged in sexual intercourse? Oh, that’s right. She hasn't even made contact with a man outside of Kazuma and people at the Adventurer's Guild. In fact, it’s only mandatory interaction for the sake of work. Does not having a whorish idiot personality make you a slut? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this post when her character has been fully explored and we know for certain she is pure? Eris is a holy Goddess now and she was been the purest Goddess in Konosuba? Eris has to go up against one of the sluttiest senpais in heaven who just happened to have a lead because she was praying on Kazuma's lonliness in the new world. But you know what? Aqua is still a whore. Eris is the best heroine in all of Konosuba, she has the two best design. Eris almost won the HikkiNEETB Owl, she would have done it if it wasn't for her tragedy with that whordiot being assigned Kazuma. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded posts like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Eris is proven a better Goddess than any other in konosuba. Aqua tries to latch on to anyone who would have given her food and acohol. Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these anti-Eris posts because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like a heroine because they’re canonically pure. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking idiots on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot out your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a post like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.


 No.764057

>>764055

Is this a copypasta?


 No.764113

>>764008

>>763841

Didn't Megumin accept the Goddess of Violence and Sloth Wolbach while putting the ghost of the paladin too rest in book 11?


 No.764204

>>764008

>She is descended from Japanese chuuni.

She had a mother and father in the lore. I don't think that's possible but it's still possible when Eris suggested Kazuma to revive again with decent life presumably he will be added into that new universe to continue his life, this probably what happened to Megumin

I think each Godesses/Gods (Kazu's succubus buddy) have certain criterias. For example Aqua seems to be a the Neet God and doesn't know that Gods/Godesses can descend in worlds is possible or maybe she just wants to shut herself in. From the beginning of the show you would notice her eating chips and reading manga like a neet and the statement she did on S2 about neet salvation thing. Eris is probably the Alter Ego God and grants salvation to those who died out of character due to alter ego when Kazuma died from the snow spirit because of worrying about megumin and on another incident when he's sorry about the necklace (Eris granted him salvation during those times)


 No.764206

File: 838ad6f3a28051d⋯.png (121.3 KB, 500x500, 1:1, Hell yea.png)

>>764024

>Still so pure that she reacts when her panties are stolen but doesn't judge based solely on that.

Who is this Goddess and where is her church?


 No.764208

>>764204

>She had a mother and father in the lore. I don't think that's possible

No, he means the fact that the entire Crimson Magic clan is the product of a reincarnated Jap's human augmentation experiments that ended up creating a new race of superhuman magicians out of concentrated chuunibyou.


 No.764269

>>764204

Aqua is the goddess of water but her teaching and actions have passed onto her church which is why they are annoying and terrible.

Eris is the goddess of luck which is why she wins at rock paper scissors every time.

And >>764208 is right, the crimson demons are ==NOT== japs descendants but descendants of an experiment a Jap did to create a bunch of super soldiers, sadly all the people they tried it on where Chuuni's which is how their village came too be


 No.764277

Don't mind me, I'm just a piece of shit weeb and neckbeard...

Aqua, goddess of water, healing, purification, and opposition of demons and undead.

Alignment: Neutral

Favored Weapon: Quarterstaff

Domains (3.5/PF): Healing, Protection, Water

Channel Divinity (4E): Melora's Tide (renamed to Aqua's Benevolent Gift)

Domain (5E): Life

Eris, goddess of luck, commerce, the acquisition of wealth, and charity.

Alignment: Neutral Good

Favored Weapon: Mace (light or heavy)

Domains (3.5/PF): Good, Luck, Trickery

Channel Divinity: Harmon of Erathis (renamed to Eri's Bountiful Support)

Domain (5E): City


 No.764333

>>764277

>Aqua and Eris

>One is the Goddess of the Axis cult and the other is the Goddess of Luck

>Anything besides Chaotic for both

I'm not even a fa/tg/uy and even I can tell you're fundamentally mistaken.


 No.764336

>>764269

That is slander, the Jap didn't initiate the genetic augments on his own and they weren't for any militaristic purpose. What actually happened was that the proto Crimson Demons requested to be modified by the Giga Autist who built the Destroyer, not because they were going to be soldiers or anything, but because they thought it would be awesome to have crimson eyes, codebar birth marks and

PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER

Did they end up showing what is the item/price when Megumin was scanned? I don't remember now


 No.764387

>>764336

They also wanted to pretend they're the Giga Autist's minions and wouldn't leave him alone.


 No.764393

>>764387

No wonder he stayed in the Destroyer.


 No.764463

>>764333

>>764426

I debated on whether making Aqua Chaotic Neutral, or not. But given how alignment works in D&D, as a cosmic elemental force, Aqua is clearly far more lazy than she is dedicated to spreading chaos.

And in regards to Eris, your assertion that luck and chaos are linked in D&D cosmology is asinine and shows how little of a fa/tg/uy you are. While some gods who grant the luck domain are chaotic, all of the dedicated gods/goddesses of luck are NG, N, or NE.


 No.764473

>>764463

I'll give you I don't know much about alignments, but I do know a bit about Konosuba, and I can tell you right off the bat that the single most important thing Aqua tells to her faithful is for them to do as they please and love freely as long as it isn't a demon or undead.

That's the whole basis of her faith, no matter how lazy she is.


 No.764515

>>764336

I think Megumin left before they got the code bar reader out


 No.764522

>>764473

>the single most important thing Aqua tells to her faithful is for them to do her as they please

Fixed.


 No.764577

>>764522

>>764473

"Do as you please" is true neutral in a nutshell.


 No.764588

>>764204

I think you are not looking at this from a Japanese perspective. Aqua is like a shitty manager that lazes around doing the barest minimum of interview work and pushing the actual management of the other world onto Eris.

Aqua is a shitty Japanese boss and Eris is an overworked Salaryman trying her hardest in the face of adversity

GANBARE ERIS-SAMA


 No.764894

File: ed04aa93caea001⋯.png (444.41 KB, 615x738, 5:6, vlcsnap-2017-11-30-21h51m3….png)

Merry Christmas cake!


 No.764897

File: 1eecd1a870dfb0f⋯.png (104.4 KB, 400x400, 1:1, __aqua_kono_subarashii_sek….png)

>>764894

That's like a moldy Christmas cake from last year that someone put new frosting on top of.


 No.764903

>>764897

I'd love to put frosting on top of that cake!


 No.764904

>>764894

Smells like rotten meat.

>>764897

Smells like rotten fish.

>>764054

Smells like fear and sweat.

>>764055

Smells like fields of lavender and warm late spring rain.


 No.764906

>>764894

Delicious cake.


 No.764911

>>764904

Lavender is gross I'll take fear and sweat.


 No.764916

If Megumin was a little plump, she'd be perfect for resting your head on her thighs on a breezy summer night.


 No.764918

>>764916

If her thighs aren't enough, use her stomach.


 No.764935

>>764918

Panty pillow


 No.764974

>>764904

Aqua purifies everything even against her will, she literally cannot smell bad and you could even eat her ass without fear of pink eye or other filth-related diseases.


 No.764978

>>764974

Yet somehow her cunt is so nasty I can smell it all the way in the third dimension.


 No.764980

>>764974

It also means she's as barren as Wiz.


 No.764982

>>764980

...And that's bad because? Carefree creampies i call them.


 No.765001

>>764588

>GANBARE ERIS-SAMA

She definitely needs someone to cheer her on, after all, she does take a lot of different dicks every day.


 No.765004

>>765001

Don't get Eris-sama confused with a cock-hungry prostitute who whores herself out for drug money. Alcohol is a drug so she does do this.

>>764911

>lavender is gross

We all know for sure that you have shit taste. I hope you enjoy coming home from a long day of work only to have your house smell like a gym changing room anon.

Also have you remembered to say your prayers to Eris-sama today anons. I sure have, and remember Eris accepts all into her church who are willing to be kind and good to others.


 No.765044

>>765004

>Don't get Eris-sama confused with a cock-hungry prostitute

You're right, Eris does it for free.


 No.765045

File: 2fac80062176dc4⋯.png (784.91 KB, 1400x2048, 175:256, 6972d74f418e0fdc76880f239f….png)

>>765044

Does what for free, spread kindness and goodwill? Because Eris-sama is pure and has never seen a cock before in her life, unlike that filthy deceptive Aqua who takes the cocks by the dozen.


 No.765047

>>765045

>Does what for free, spread kindness and goodwill?

You could definitely call letting strangers cum inside an act of kindness. It sucks having to pull out, but Eris is kind enough to swallow or get a facial if you ask.

>Because Eris-sama is pure and has never seen a cock before in her life, unlike that filthy deceptive Aqua who takes the cocks by the dozen.

She's never seen one because they're either inside her or she's blinded by semen.


 No.765055

File: 35f27d3861aef23⋯.jpg (100.88 KB, 877x1240, 877:1240, eeaa0bc399e5cbbcf75797c1de….jpg)

>>765047

But anon she has done no such thing. Please don't let Aqua's roleplaying fool you any longer, Eris is a pure kindhearted girl who only wants the best for her denizens, though will not give out sexual favors to preserve her purity. Though if you wanted a slut that would let you use her as an onahole if you asked you could always go over to Aqua seeing as you have no qualms with having a girl be a slut.


 No.765057

>>765055

>But anon she has done no such thing. Please don't let Aqua's roleplaying fool you any longer, Eris is a pure kindhearted girl who only wants the best for her denizens, though will not give out sexual favors to preserve her purity.

The best for her followers is to release their semen in her slutty vagina. Plus, if she wasn't interested in sex, she wouldn't pad her chest.

>Though if you wanted a slut that would let you use her as an onahole if you asked you could always go over to Aqua seeing as you have no qualms with having a girl be a slut.

Aqua is a whore, not a slut. She has the sense to ask for money in exchange.


 No.765058

I want to impregnate Eris.


 No.765059

File: 92a1a6cdcf54cb2⋯.png (898.05 KB, 1365x690, 91:46, aqua slimed.png)

>>765057

Aqua makes the nastiest watersports pornos you can imagine.


 No.765062

>>765058

That is not permitted though Eris can show you light of kindness and goodwill.

>>765057

She pads because she is insecure don't use that against her, it's cute! Also you are admitting to Aqua being a whore while there is no proof, in any way that Eris is a whore/has given sexual favors. Though it is shown that Aqua has tried to use her body to get money to not only pay off debt, but also buy alcohol.


 No.765065

>>765062

>She pads because she is insecure don't use that against her, it's cute!

Wrong. She's trying to attract more followers so they can shower her in semen. It's slutty.

>Also you are admitting to Aqua being a whore while there is no proof, in any way that Eris is a whore/has given sexual favors.

Other than the fact that all her followers are perverts? Coincidence? I think not.

> Though it is shown that Aqua has tried to use her body to get money to not only pay off debt, but also buy alcohol.

Of course, Aqua knows you shouldn't do something for free if you're good at it.


 No.765066

>>765058

Get in line.


 No.765068

>>765065

>Wrong. She's trying to attract more followers so they can shower her in semen. It's slutty.

She can't be doing it for slutty purposes because it only works if they never actually see her chest. If she had sex with anyone they'd see that she had padded, so the fact that she wears them is proof that nobody gets to see her breasts.


 No.765069

>>765068

>She can't be doing it for slutty purposes because it only works if they never actually see her chest. If she had sex with anyone they'd see that she had padded, so the fact that she wears them is proof that nobody gets to see her breasts.

Come for the tits, stay for the god-tier cock-sucking skills.


 No.765073

>>764894

The guy on the right has seen some shit. probably eris


 No.765095

>>765065

>Other than the fact that all her followers are perverts?

Both cults are full of perverts, and Eris did nothing to stop Darkness down her masochistic road.


 No.765117

>>765095

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make her drink it. Eris tried to rehabilite her and new that sticking her with normal people from that world wold lead to great shame for her family if her proclivities were exposed. She new Kazuma was a virgin HikkiNEET and would lack the courage to follow through with Dustiness' provoctions. Eris hoped Kazuma would provide a stable environment were Dustiness could learn to socialize with people and hide her autism.

Unfortunately Kazuma's perverse was greater than Eris anticipated and the end result is what we have.


 No.765139

>>765059

Does it count as watersports if your piss gets turned into water the second it touches her?


 No.765394

>>765139

>cum turns to purified water

>you can never knock her up


 No.765396

File: 041d41d58d24974⋯.png (850.5 KB, 637x900, 637:900, 5a944a7ff234d5719f72bba4e4….png)

>>765394

So you can never raise a family with her, so that makes her even worse than Wiz since she is a prostitute and you can't raise a family with her. ==Remember to pray to Eris-sama!==


 No.765397

>>765394

What's the point then?


 No.765518

>>765396

>So you can never raise a family with her, so that makes her even worse than Wiz since she is a prostitute and you can't raise a family with her.

To be fair, I wouldn't want to raise a family with a slut like Eris, either.

>Erisfags can't even red text

Remember kiddos:

ERIS PADS HER CHEST!!!


 No.765527

>>765518

Are you implying that Flat isn't justice?


 No.765555

File: 84716d1e2468fa4⋯.png (142.13 KB, 403x554, 403:554, 95e78e52cc21eaeec0ee47247e….png)

>>765057

Even if Eris pads her chest, that just shows how pure she is as to please her followers visually since she'd never be so disgusting as to sleep around. Aqua cowtits doesn't have to pad her chest and such because she's always bared naked to fuck her followers over left and right, so there's no value in her being visually pleasing while dressed.


 No.765565

File: 64b12077b850b8c⋯.jpg (5.78 KB, 225x225, 1:1, Monkey-Paw-.jpg)

>New season of Konosuba

Do you dare?


 No.765592

>>765565

The monkey's paw would just do the most obvious thing and give you a new season but it's shit.

If you're clever you can wish KS becomes real and then the paw would kill you and send you to Aqua, thinking it did the most mischievous deed but not knowing it's what you really wanted.


 No.765597

>>765592

It would send you to Eris.


 No.765607

>>765597

>>765592

It would send you to the "real world" that Kazuma died in with no magic, no cute goddesses or wizards, and probably everybody hates you because you're a gaijin.


 No.765636

File: b4a1112ad9ef42e⋯.jpeg (102.26 KB, 942x1080, 157:180, 1434263356663.jpeg)

>>>765607

>isekai logic is real

>but there are no alternate worlds, only infinite copies of our reality for you to endlessly live and die through

That's the real hell.


 No.765644

>>765565

I already used that thing once.

I got Berserk (2016)


 No.765681

>>765565

Yeah

I was reading the LN long before the adaptation was anounced. When I heard DEEN was adapting it I thought the monkey paw got me.

It is only now, much much later, that I see the curse was newshit fans that think any girl is better than Megumin. So wishing for another season shouldn't be so bad since you faggots already fucked up every thread with whordiot, rotten meat, and M.


 No.765694

File: 97ffc8fe3550b71⋯.gif (1.98 MB, 495x338, 495:338, slide.gif)

>>765681

I don't know why people shit on DEEN so much. They do really good work most of the time. Konosuba can definitely get away with the cheaper QUALITY moments it has because it's a comedy and it's mostly played for laughs when it happens but at the same time it has beautiful backgrounds, some really nice sakuga, some of the best comedic directing and voice acting I've ever seen. As for some of their other shows, at least ones in recent memory like Sakamoto desu ga and Shouwa Genroku have been at least decent considering their budgets.


 No.765695

>>765694

konosuba's anime art style is also beautiful.

It really puts the subarashii into the sekai.


 No.765697

File: 77b77682f751218⋯.png (1.78 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Episode 03 - Peace For The….png)

File: f13a700274f47ce⋯.png (1.89 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Episode 02 - A Friend For ….png)

File: fae0a0546ba5c37⋯.png (2.3 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Episode 01 - Give Me Deliv….png)

File: e4cc5754111a6e4⋯.png (1.71 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Episode 07 - An Invitation….png)

File: eaf8910dab626b1⋯.png (1.62 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, [Cleo]Kono_Subarashii_Seka….png)

>>765695

でしょう?

I've been going through and capping some of the locations because they're just so fantastic. I'm also not a huge fan of Mishima Kurone's art so the character designs I think have also been slightly improved in the anime, and the original ones like the background characters are also really nice.


 No.765970

I do so hope for a third season. I read the fifth and sixth volumes recently and they were my favourite yet. It was very sweet to see Megumin grow closer to Kazuma and to watch her get jealous about stuff.


 No.765971

File: 253cbf134b17a61⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.2 MB, 979x781, 89:71, ..png)


 No.766200

>>765971

Why isn't it water? Both the semen and puke.


 No.766212

>>766200

Not wearing her Rainment. Remember how the whordiot almost killed herself with fugu? Aqua doesn't purify shit, her hagoromo does all the work.


 No.766222

File: 3610764a74a0817⋯.png (689.84 KB, 1280x711, 1280:711, ClipboardImage.png)

>>765694

>Konosuba can definitely get away with the cheaper QUALITY moments it has because it's a comedy and it's mostly played for laughs when it happens

I said it before, I'll say it again. Konosuba used it's QUALITY the same way Silent Hill used it's fog.

Also, those cartoony, completely off-model QUALITY moments in Konosuba were much better executed than the stiff, lazy, kinda on-model shit that you usually see.


 No.766232

>>766222

That is actually a good analogy. It's turning lemons into lemonade, using the limitations to your advantage in a clever way. They knew not to fuck up the parts that needed to look good, but they also knew comedy is funnier when it looks cheap and goofy. The direction is fantastic in that way, because they know exactly where to cut corners, what shots you can linger on and what shots need to be fast and dynamic, how to enliven a more dull scene with a bit of background activity or the now iconic ad-libs by Kazuma, all sorts of little tricks that add up to enrich the whole experience.

I think DEEN has a good grasp on how to make the best overall animation possible within a given budget and knows where to invest. The only thing that I thought brought Konosuba down regularly and noticeably was the screenwriting. Cutting out entire chapters from the LN like first encounter with Wiz or Kazuma's party swap can be done without affecting the story at large and is a necessity, but they also cut out things that are relatively short and easy to get across but are still relevant, like what that crystal Megumin gets from her first fight against Yunyun is or the conversation Kazuma has with the Elf and the Dwarf in Arkanlaetia about the quality of the hot springs.


 No.766332

>>766232

I agree that it did cut some jokes and scenes, but on the other hand it did add some as well, like Aqua trying to warm herself by burning Kazuma's trenchsuit, or Kazuma getting his new sword and stumbling around the weapon shop. I guess this is because they always need to have a 20 minute episode, whereas a chapter could be any number of pages, so you sometimes have to cut bits or add other stuff in order to fill in the 20 minute episode. One thing, I found it weird is how they changed the second encounter with YunYun, from a fair where Kazuma wins a Winter Shogun/Jack Frost toy and gives it to YunYun, to them going to Wiz's shop and using a magic crystal to show their deep dark fantasies secrets. I guess this was also done in order to introduce Komeko much earlier in the story. In fact they did something similar to Darkness where she reveal herself to Kazuma when the Destroyer attacked(anime) instead of when she had to marry that lord(Volume 3 LN, Season 2 anime).


 No.766614

Is it just me, or is Kazuma too much of a beta male in S2? S1 he was fairly dominant, taking a few scores and taking control. In season 2, the girls do everything, and he dies. It got a little boring. Does it get better?


 No.766618

>>766614

He had his moments in the fights that take place, but it's only natural for the rest of his party to do most of the work since they're the only ones with actual useful abilities. All Kazuma can do is improvise keikaku.


 No.766649

>>766614

He has his badass moments in Volume 6 when he is jacked up on magic, and defeats all the elite guards of the capital, including his party members all by himself and in Volume 10 where he uses his luck to almost bankrupt an entire nation, just by gambling at the state-run casino.


 No.768130

File: 09b1168d25a690e⋯.png (217.37 KB, 825x1100, 3:4, Aqua - Copy.png)


 No.768150

File: 275c3e7ebec54a9⋯.jpg (1.11 MB, 1500x1368, 125:114, __aqua_kono_subarashii_sek….jpg)

>>768130

Get your tumblr/calarts shit out of my face.


 No.768174

File: 22d849e719a0e7a⋯.png (1.78 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, can't resist the darkness.png)

>>768130

>>768150

At least Aqua isn't the goddess of padded chests, but best girl is right here.


 No.768412

>>768174

Hell yeah, Tits McSlapMyFace is best girl


 No.768423

>>766232

> They knew not to fuck up the parts that needed to look good, but they also knew comedy is funnier when it looks cheap and goofy.

They also knew exactly how each of these aspects played into the story. It's an inherently comedic work that has its serious moments, and it's a mark of skill that they use the QUALITY to improve the quality. Half of the fun of having read the LNs is to imagine how a particular scene would be animated, and most of the tragedy of having S3 in limbo is knowing that you'll likely never see future scenes animated at all.


 No.772216

Bump limit?


 No.772217

>>772216

Guess so




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