No.752444
Would you let a loli be your mommy?
No.752446
>>752444
I want a loli mama. I wanna make her a lolibaba by making a loli a mama.
No.752447
Must be surreal to be birthed by an eternal loli. Imagine being reminded that she nursed you with her flat chest when you were a newborn.
No.752448
>>752444
I'd rather make a loli a mommy.
No.752460
>>752448
I'd rather make my loli mommy a mommy again!
No.752463
>>752460
What if your loli mommy was also a mummy would your loli mummy mommy's loli also be a mummy loli?
No.752465
>>752460
I'm not too keen on the loli being my mommy, since it means someone who wasn't me made her a mommy the first time.
What is best though is when the loli you're making a mommy has the same mommy as you.
No.752468
>>752448
I want a harem that consists of my loli mommy, her loli mommy/my loli obaa-chan, the lolis we make together, and a loli from every succeeding generation from there on. We'll make countless numbers of eternal lolis for the world to enjoy.
If only I could be an eternal loli myself.
No.752473
>>752468
But if you're an eternal loli and are making lolis with other eternal lolis, that means both parents' sides can be entirely composed of eternal lolis, not just the direct maternal line like we've been assuming.
We're looking at 2^n lolis before you even take into account the lolis you make with them.
No.752480
>>752465
What if you go back in time and make your eternal-loli mommy a mommy? You get to be your own father and the only one to get the loli.
No.752481
>>752473
I can see a few complications with that. First and foremost, becoming an eternal loli myself. How can I accomish this? Maybe it'll be my reward for all my hard work?
If I can be one before I start making lolis, how will I get those girls pregnant? Yuri magic, science babies, futa loli, or something weird like loli (male)?
If by "both parents' sides" you mean my own descendants being so, that would be nice. If you meant looking towards my paternal side being lolis too it'll get too complicated. I excluded siblings and other extended family members for a reason. Though being able to enjoy an extended family comprised entirely of eternal lolis would be fine too, with me being at the center of our family line's means of expanding and siring future generations.
Then again, I also wouldn't mind the same scenario, but being the only eternal loli to begin with, breeding with my entire clan and my descendants, and giving birth to the family line's future generations of eternal lolis.
The Adam/Eve complex is a strange thing to comprehend.
No.752531
Loli moms are for those that like motherly characters but hate tall thick bodies and saggy cow tits. Imagine how different the fans would react to Maidragon if Shouta was a young adult and Lucoa was a loli while keeping their personalities.
No.752574
Today is the loliest day of the year
No.752681
Post your costume for tonight
No.752706
Lolis are pure evil and aren't to be trusted! Especially around young boys.
No.752729
My mom was a lolimom up until her late 30s then age hit her. Now she is just this tiny withered thing in her late 60s
No.753059
No.753078
No.753093
Be careful out there guys
No.753095
>>753093
I'd kill that bitch for those rock CD's though.
No.753109
>>753093
Well I dunno guys, I was told not to talk to lolis, but how bad can someone who offers free rock CDs to strangers be?
No.753110
>>753059
Don't lick lolis. You don't know where they've been.
It's much safer to just bully them.
No.753111
>>753109
Just ask beforehand if it is a trick, they wouldn't lie to you.
No.753113
>>752531
Everybody loves Lucoa though and her tits are not saggy. What people hate are "Aras" with tiny heads, saggy tits, and inhuman rubber snout mouths. It's plague that besmirches the purity of Christmas Cakes.
No.753117
>>753110
>Don't lick lolis. You don't know where they've been.
My loli is kept under the strictest supervision. I always know where she is. If she's been out and about, I always give her a lewd bath afterwards.
>bully them.
Can't argue with that.
No.753122
>>752447
Fuck you. She was so worried after giving birth because her son was sick and she didn't knew if he was going to survive.
No.753126
No.753129
>>753126
... inserting suppositories into.
No.753175
No.753177
No.753178
>>753177
This guy knows what's up.
No.753183
>>753129
Why? Is she sick?
No.753187
Kemonomimi looks the best on a loli, it's too cute.
No.753191
>>753187
Name something that does not look good on a loli
No.753192
>>753191
You got me, I can't.
No.753195
No.753199
>>753195
But anon loli's are unable to develop oppai so if there ever was a loli with oppai it was a fake loli.
No.753200
>>753195
Oppai can look good on a loli.
No.753204
>>753093
FREE BEER
OH GOD TELL ME THERE IS FREE PIZZA TOO
No.753213
>>753183
Naughty lolis need to be punished.
No.753222
>>753215
All that empty space just means she can be filled with even more love.
No.753223
>>753215
That isn't daijoubu.
That isn't daijoubu at all.
No.753234
>>753215
>>753226
Oh, I see you've discovered my waifu.
No.753238
>>753215
>>753226
You know, before I saw your posts I was planning to fap to Akari tonight.
I hope you're happy with what you've done.
No.753239
>>753234
She's a cute little monster. I love creepy cute.
>>753238
You're welcome.
No.753244
No.753245
>>753238
That's the most attention she will ever get.
>>753223
Have you really never seen these before?
No.753247
>>753239
>>753240
It was fine until she started eating people. That's no good.
No.753249
>>753247
It's fun being touched by a loli you like. But if she eats you in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good. It's your body, she shouldn't eat you if you don't want her to. First you say no, then you get out of there.
No.753253
>>753249
But what if she uses her super human loli strength to pin you down and then eats you. What should you do then anon?
No.753255
>>753253
Become part of the loli and possess her body.
No.753265
>>753255
But how do I do that without getting eaten?
No.753276
>>753226
>3rd pic
>that date
ぁぁぁぁああああ
No.753307
>>753265
You don't, but as your body is torn apart and digested, your undefeatable lolicon soul will shine more brightly than ever and enter her body from the inside.
No.753309
>>753213
What bad things could a loli do that need punishment?
No.753333
>>753239
When I returned home, I found something hard to describe crawling near my front door.
The shape of its head, shoulders and chest resembles a human's, but the rest of the body definitely isn't human at all.
It crawls around slowly, like an insect, and doesn't respond when I call out.
I don't know if it can talk or not, or even if it can understand my words.
Although I think it looks creepy, there is no way I can just leave it around my home.
I tried touching the creature, and it didn't react other than twisting slightly.
When I picked it up to carry it somewhere else, I noticed its body trembling.
It seems considerably weakened. Even if it wanted to resist, it just doesn't have the strength to do that.
After hesitating for a bit, I decided to help it, and stepped through the door carrying this "something" in my arms.
No.753334
>>753333
Some time has passed since I adopted the unknown creature, and now it is in much better condition.
It can't understand my words yet, and itself can only produce a screech that sounds like "kii, kii".
Maybe it is some kind of unknown species, or some sort of mutant human thrown away by its family, or even an alien from another planet?
In the end, I have no clues on true nature of "this".
But it obediently eats the food I give, behaves itself when I wash it, crawls around the room energetically, and doesn't make much trouble.
It seems like its body has started changing. I would rather call it "metamorphose" than "growth".
It worried me at first, but soon this creature I'm taking care of even started to look somewhat cute.
Although you can't describe its appearance any way other than "grotesque", there is something like affection between us.
That might be because its body started to resemble a human's, and its face is like a young girl's.
I've been calling her "it" and "this" for too long. Her form bears similarity to an insect, and I hope that eventually she will turn into something beautiful, so I decided to name her "Ageha".
No.753336
>>753309
Soiling their pantsu and making messes in the bathroom.
No.753337
>>753334
Day after day, Ageha keeps growing.
Some things resembling legs have grown out from her waist, and now she can walk upright instead of crawling.
I was surprised by such a fast growth, but she is obedient as always and doesn't do anything dangerous.
When I pet and hug her, she smiles happily, and I want to spoil her like a cute pet.
It is not just Ageha's body that has grown.
It seems like she has started to gradually memorize words that I use.
She recognizes that "Ageha" is her name, and often looks with interest at TV or a computer screen.
She understands meanings of words that I use often, and her learning speed is equal to a human's, and might even exceed it.
Although it is problematic that she still can only say "kii, kii", so we are far from having any kind of proper communication.
All I can do now is watch how far her intelligence can advance.
No.753338
>>753337
Ageha's growth continues.
Now she understands my speech well, not just words, but whole sentences.
However, she still can't produce words herself. Maybe there's a problem with her vocal organs?
Her cuteness and scary appearance together create a rather mixed feeling. At this point, she has become more like a child I'm taking care of, rather than a pet I picked up.
I have noticed that when she watches TV, she prefers humorous and romantic scenes, and avoids violent things.
Ageha has advanced beyond what I could imagine, and I hope that sooner or later, I will be able to develop a human heart inside her.
Sometimes I worry if Ageha is going to turn into a butterfly or a poisonous moth, but I also realize that my affection will only grow stronger no matter what.
No.753340
>>753338
Ageha has grown a lot since our first meeting.
Her body, though bizarre, now resembles a young woman's, and her constant nakedness is becoming a problem. I just don't know where to look.
I want to teach her to wear clothes, but since her body is unusual and she keeps growing, I have no idea what kind of clothes would fit her.
For now, I gave her my shirt and made a makeshift skirt from an old bed sheet.
She's not used to wearing something on her body, so she was somewhat wary of it, but she didn't resist.
Still, occasionally, when my attention is somewhere else, she tries to strip everything off again.
I guess I should have taught her the notion of "decency" earlier.
No.753341
>>753340
When I came home today, Ageha was in front of my computer.
After checking history, I didn't find any particular intent behind it, as if she was just playing with a toy. However, this means she understands how to work with mechanisms, and can understand written characters to some extent.
Although she can't speak, she might be able to write. However, when I tried to give her a pen, she didn't respond.
I thought she understood what I meant, but either she doesn't want to do it, or she can't…
I have never felt hostility or malice from Ageha, so such a direct refusal surprised me.
In any case, I have no way to measure her intentions other than to keep carefully observing her.
No.753343
>>753341
Today I got up later than usual and discovered that Ageha had prepared breakfast.
Although its taste was honestly weak, I could eat it without trouble, and it was obvious that she had learned how to cook.
I can't remember a single time when she showed any reaction to food, whether it was sweet or sour. I thought that she either didn't care about taste at all or had no sense of taste to begin with.
Moreover, both the volume and frequency of her meals are rather low, and sometimes she can go without food for a whole day, so I thought that maybe the action of eating itself is much less important to her than to a human.
But now I have discovered that she understands the notion of cooking and can also handle utensils and fire.
This shouldn't be too surprising, considering that she has recently become so self-reliant that she barely needs my care most of the time.
No.753344
>>753343
Although it is hard to read Ageha's thoughts and feelings, recently her facial expressions have become much more varied. She smiles tenderly when I caress her face, and frowns when she doesn't get the desired attention.
I haven't considered this before, but she spends much of her daily life observing people, such as me at home or characters on the screen. Although this is just a guess, but I think she is actively trying to "mimic" human behavior.
Despite her obviously non-human nature, she is gradually losing her abnormal traits and taking a more human appearance, and suddenly started showing human emotions, or at least imitating them. This feels less like natural "change" and more like deliberate "action".
I'm glad that Ageha has become so expressive, but I'm also worried that she keeps advancing beyond my comprehension. Right now, I can't get any answers.
No.753345
>>753344
I was sitting on the sofa and watching a movie with Ageha, and suddenly she cuddled up to me.
Although it's not unusual for her to pester me like that, this time her touch seemed to have a special meaning.
Sitting next to me, Ageha quietly hugged my arm and pressed tightly. When I turned to face her, she looked at me and smiled.
Before this, our kinship was similar to a pet playing with master; but this time her behavior was very human, even womanly, and gave me an extremely charming feeling.
This was a trivial change compared to her physical and mental growth up to this point, but it has shaken me much more than anything before.
For a while, my thoughts were clouded by surprise, while Ageha kept holding my arm with a warm smile.
No.753346
>>753345
I always tried to keep Ageha away from scenes of violence and showed her stories about love and affection. Perhaps I overdid it.
After the moment of intimacy the other day, our relationship has taken an unexpected turn.
Feeling an inexplicable sense of danger, I decided to avoid unnecessary contact and take distance from her for a while.
However, Ageha, who used to spend time loitering aimlessly around the house, now doesn't want to leave my side.
While I'm working at my computer trying to ignore her, she always sits nearby and watches me.
When I was observing Ageha's every action and movement, I didn't mind constantly being around her. But now, when I can't escape her eyes, I feel like I just can't calm down.
No.753347
>>753346
One day, Ageha showed me a page of a mail order site. There were some goods in the cart. Looks like she wants me to buy this.
Looking at them, I saw a dress and some cloth. Does she want new clothes?
Recent changes in Ageha scared me a bit, so this was a godsend.
I was worried that avoiding contact will put her in a bad mood, so it was convenient that she found herself some other interest.
Although this purchase wasn't cheap, it wasn't an unreasonable price either.
Ageha doesn't eat much, so she hasn't caused many expenses. And since her body structure doesn't change much anymore, this is a good opportunity to give her some clothes other than my shirt.
Happy on the inside, I just smiled, said "it can't be helped", and made the order.
No.753348
>>753347
When Ageha's order arrived, she took out an old sewing set from some shelf – she probably found it sometime earlier – and started working.
Although the dress didn't quite fit her body, she used the cloth she ordered to modify it. It seemed like she planned this out beforehand, and her work was unexpectedly skillful.
At first, I watched over her so she didn't hurt herself, but she handled needles and scissors carefully enough that I had no reason to worry.
Anyway, as Ageha was absorbed in her work, I decided to leave her alone and keep away like before.
No.753349
>>753348
One morning, after waking up, I saw Ageha in an unfamiliar outfit.
Looks like she has finished altering the dress she ordered before. Even though I have already seen how deftly she works, I was still amazed by the result.
The modified dress hides her peculiar parts, making her resemble a normal girl. Although it's conspicuous, there's probably some fashion like this, and she looks basically human.
She might be able to walk outside like this… Just as I thought that, Ageha took my hand and pointed towards the entrance. Looks like she prepared this with the reason to go outside. I don't have any plans today – did she count for this as well?
I thought that someday she'd want to leave the room, but this sudden development took me by surprise.
No.753350
>>753349
After hesitating a bit, I went for a walk with Ageha. I warned her to stay close to me and keep quiet, and she smiled in understanding.
However, immediately after leaving, I faced the same problem as a few days ago.
Ageha hugged my arm tightly and walked with me like that.
Perhaps due to the dress hiding her unnatural parts, for a moment I forgot that she's an indescribably strange creature, and something froze inside me.
Thankfully, Ageha didn't wander away from me. Due to her having four legs, her walk was slightly unnatural, but I barely noticed that.
Thinking rationally, I have no reason to shake her hand off; rather, letting her go might be dangerous now.
It should be relieving that I stopped worrying about letting Ageha go outside, but I was still anxious about the change in our relationship. I felt that I had nowhere to run.
Despite warnings of reason and morality, I began to recognize this mysterious girl as "the opposite gender". Questions and doubts were spinning in my head.
No.753353
>>753350
It's nice to see more of his work. I know I should ask if there is more of this, or something along those lines, but I can't help myself and must write this down:
Swords, dogs and women are always on the left of a man! This is basic etiquette!
No.753356
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>>753353
Unfortunately, that seems to last image of the series so far. It is indeed very nice to see more of his work.
No.753359
>all this creepycute
>a bunch of creatures that are supposed to be horrifying
>but it's loli so I can't resist the cuteness
That's it, lolicons will cause the fall of humanity. Somewhere, someone will find some adorable alien/eldritch abomination to raise and love, and it will be the end of our civilization.
No.753360
>>753359
>Somewhere, someone will find some adorable alien/eldritch abomination to raise and love, and it will be the end of our civilization.
No.753462
No.753470
>>753359
>alien/eldritch abomination
There is nothing more abominable than humanity, as >>753462 has proven.
No.753488
>>753309
Getting bad grades at school.
Being lazy with her homework.
Staying out late without permission.
Bad language / backtalk.
Visiting inappropriate websites.
Staying up past her bedtime.
Wetting her bed.
Getting out of bed during the night.
Touching herself inappropriately.
Trying to remove/adjust her vibrator without permission.
Not wearing exactly what she's told to wear.
Resisting when having her panties checked.
There are so many good reasons to punish lolis, a day shouldn't go by without at least a quick spanking.
No.753492
>>753488
But what if she's a good girl? How do you reward your loli when she's good?
No.753493
>>753492
Well, there are always the usual options of headpats, cuddles, and ice-cream, but I've yet to see a loli who doesn't need at least a bit of punishment. If she isn't breaking any rules, you're probably being too lenient with the rules you set. Ideally you should find a reason to punish her at least once a day, then give her lots of cuddles and affection as soon as her punishment is over. Proper aftercare will help your loli learn to enjoy being obedient and submissive.
No.753537
>>753493
Yes please be thoughtful about your punishments and rewards, so that you can have happy lolis.
No.753552
>>753488
>Wetting her bed.
>Getting out of bed during the night.
Anon, how are supposed to prevent her wetting the bed if you punish her for getting out of bed and to go the bathroom?
>Resisting when having her panties checked.
What exactly are you checking for?
No.753553
>>753552
>how are supposed to prevent
I think you're missing the point.
No.753554
>>753553
You're just setting her up for punishment by forcing her to wet her bed because she'll be confused to get out of it, aren't you?
No.753573
>>753554
More or less. She might be able to hold it some nights if she's a good girl.
>>753552
>What exactly are you checking for?
First I'd want to check that she's still wearing the pantsu I put her in (possibly nopan). Secondly I'd be checking for any signs of poor hygiene or lewd behavior which might warrant a punishment. Most of all though, frequent pantsu checks would serve to humiliate her and remind her of her status as a submissive little loli.
No.753585
>>753573
>She might be able to hold it
Anon, that's not healthy.
>check that she's still wearing the pantsu I put her in
Why would she be in different pantsu?
No.753587
>>753585
>Why would she be in different pantsu?
She might not want her friends to see her in character print pantsu when she has to change for gym class, or she might have got them dirty and tried to hide it by putting on a different pair. Or, in the case of nopan, she might be embarrassed.
No.753709
>KnJ kickstarter to bring the manga overseas
>Funded a year ago
>Some are getting worried that the crew might run with the money
Didn't even know this was a thing until a month ago. Maybe I should reread this sometime. Best romance I've read in ages.
No.753717
>>753573
I thought she was in diapers for a second. Then was relieved when it was just kiddy panties.
No.753751
>>753353
>Swords, dogs and women are always on the left of a man! This is basic etiquette!
But why? For most men the right one is their dominant arm which means you'll have an easier time of holding your dog or using your sword. I don't mind the woman on the left, though.
No.753752
>>753751
That anon is a faggot, everyone knows that dual wielding is the patrician choice. Two lolis, two swords, two doggos.
No.753753
>>753353
>Swords, dogs and women are always on the left of a man! This is basic etiquette!
A gentleman walks on the inside when walking along the street, to protect his woman and dog from accident.
No.753754
>>753752
What if I want to carry a sword instead to protect my loli or my doggo. Or if I want to walk my loli while playing with my dog?
No.753763
>>753751
>For most men the right one is their dominant arm which means you'll have an easier time of holding your dog or using your sword.
You don't get it. The sword hangs on your belt, on the left side. The dog or the woman are also on your left. This way if you have to draw your sword with your right hand there isn't a dog or a woman in the way. Also, this way the woman is immediately behind you when you take up your fighting chance.
No.753765
>>753763
I see, my mistake was assuming the sword was already drawn.
No.753803
>>753709
How many times did I have to report these fags for shilling their kikestarter on here.
No.753807
The first step to loli mom
No.753811
>>753807
Where babby come from?
No.753857
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>>753754
>Or if I want to walk my loli while playing with my dog?
Does it have to be a real dog? If not, there's a simple solution.
No.753940
>>753857
I want a pet loli.
>>753938
Lolis giving birth to loli pups.
No.753943
>>753938
I want to rub and caress a pregnant belly.
No.753948
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Apparently the BDs for Centaur no Nayami do actually show loli chest.
No.753962
>>753948
That is honestly the most ironic thing of last season considering people thought it was gonna be an SJW fest. Goes to show that 1 shitposting Anon speculating from a few pages holds no candle to Japan.
No.754016
What's your favorite season for going outdoors with your loli, /a/? Personally I'm a fan of winter.
>Get to watch her make faces when you make her eat her vegetables because winter time and needs the nutrients more
>Get to bundle her up all comfy
>Go outdoors and build a fort, have a snowball fight, build a snowman
>Watch her try to dig her way through deep snow
>Enjoy cold loli huddling up against you for warmth while you complete outdoor chores like woodcutting and building repairs
>Get to string up Christmas lights and watch her eyes sparkle when you turn them on Griswald-style
>until you fall off the ladder and hurt your back, but she'll take care of you if it happens
>Afterwards go and take a bath together while she washes your back and you make sure she's squeaky clean while she sits on your lap .
>Enjoy a large bowl of борщ or beef and cabbage stew around the fire while she sits in your lap for warmth from the cold hardwood floors
>Get nice and comfy under the covers and hold hands before falling asleep together
No.754018
>>754016
I prefer autumn. It's comfy but not a hassle. Most of all it gives a wonderful feeling being outside in the late afternoon as the days get darker. It's also full of school activities to do with your loli.
No.754019
>>753359
And I'd do it all if only for the price of having a daughteru.
No.754021
>>753462
I want a loli to bully me.
No.754033
>>754016
>Get nice and comfy under the covers and hold hands
That better be consensual hand hand holding.
No.754036
>>754033
It becomes consensual after she realizes she wants the B halfway in. Big hands.
No.754149
>>754021
For what? Being a lolicon? Other things?
No.754187
>>754149
I don't really care what for. I just want a smug loli to bully me.
No.754205
>>754187
I want a loli to smugly rub her but in my face!
No.754235
No.754246
>>754205
What about a loli angrily punching her butt in your face?
No.754262
>>754235
*butt
>>754246
No, I want a loli to slowly rub her rump in face to wake me up in the morning.
No.754450
>>753110
geez, how cucked do you gotta be to refer to your own daughter as "-san"?
No.754471
>>754450
Sakura is perfect she deserves to be addressed respectfully
No.754489
>>754246
The harder the better. Angry lolis are best lolis.
No.754540
>>754016
i'd say summer to autumn
summer because you can go to the beach with her while she's wearing a bikini
and autumn because of what >>754018 said
No.754554
>>754471
Sakura-tan is perfect and deserves to have her head patted in the most condescending possible way. If anything she should be calling her brother onii-san.
No.754598
No.754605
>>754598
and i want to lick lolis
No.754609
>>754605
I want to kiss lolis
No.754661
>>754598
To make sure they're clean?
>>754609
On their heads, of course.
Y'all wouldn't be lewding lolis now, would yah?
>tfw just realized cowboy lolis don't really exist
No.754681
>>754661
>To make sure they're clean?
To make sure they're stinky!
No.754692
>>754661
>Y'all wouldn't be lewding lolis now, would yah?
Honestly that depends entirely on how you define "lewding".
Is bullying them lewd if doing it makes me aroused?
No.754705
>>754661
I think she likes it.
No.754712
>>754705
I appreciate the thought, anon. Thank you.
No.754721
>>754609
I want to collect lolis.
No.754723
>>754721
I want to become lolis. Like multiple different lolis. Too many good lolis to just choose one. Transforming loli?
No.754728
>>754723
I suppose that isn't conceptually impossible. It's like how you can become two separate people if the central nerve bundle joining the two halves of your brain is severed.
No.754730
>>754728
But then you'll become a mentally disabled loli and those are no fun.
No.754732
>>754730
>those are no fun
I beg to differ.
No.754733
>>754728
I didn't mean being multiple at once; I meant there were many I'd like to be.
No.754735
>>754733
Oh, that's disappointingly mundane compared to what I was imagining.
No.754738
>>753462
What if the loli bullies you though?
No.754739
>>754735
Actually being multiple lolis at once would be neat too.
No.754745
>>754415
It was depressing from the start, but her psychotic break took up up a notch.
No.754750
>>754732
She's just a little slow that's all!
No.754753
>>754750
If she were any slower she'd need to be watered once a week.
No.754754
>>754723
Or something like Quantum Leap except you jump into a different loli's body every week and have to fix people's lives.
No.754756
>>753239
I-is she having a k-knuckle sa-sandwich?
No.754757
>>754754
>first 6 days are spent masturbating and getting the poor loli into all sorts of awkward situations
>the last day is spent frantically trying to repair her reputation before you give her body back
No.754761
>>754758
It makes me excessively happy that someone else has taken screncaps of Sakura being a baka.
Her bakaness needs to be put on display for all to see.
No.754853
>>754758
Just for some things, she can be quite precocious.
No.754907
Who here has a loli for a waifu?
No.754909
>>754853
>Non femdom penis size mocking
No.754910
>>754907
My waifu has been drawn as one a handful of times; is that close enough?
No.754914
>>754907
I don't think I am dedicated enough to call her my waifu
No.754918
>>754907
There are people whose waifu isn't a loli?
No.754919
I was having a blast, fapping away to the thought of blowing my load as deep inside a tight loli-hole as possible, but then I realized that I would never actually get to do that and in my frustration I sped up too much and smacked my balls really hard. Be safe my friends, enjoy your lolis with caution.
No.754923
>>754907
there are too many cute lolis to choose from
but no girl that isn't a loli comes close to being my waifu
No.754924
>>754919
That sucks dude. If only you could have been with your loli or become one you would've been able to avoid that mistake.
>>754923
Your waifu should find you through love; not by how she appeals to your tastes or fetishes.
No.754926
>>754924
>If only you could have been with your loli
Exactly. A nice puffy vulva is precisely what you need to cushion the blows from high impact mating.
No.754928
>>754926
Actually, when I think about it, that's probably what it's for. A puffy vulva is essentially nature giving you the go ahead to pound as hard and fast as you can.
No.754930
When anime becomes real, should cumming inside lolis be made legal, or mandatory?
No.754934
>>754930
Legal. If someone has a waifu that isn't a loli, you can't force him to cheat on her.
No.754936
>>754924
but there are only lolis which i love
>>754930
legal just like >>754934 said not everyone has a loli waifu
No.754937
>>754936
>>754934
Hmm, I didn't mean that having sex with them would be mandatory, only that if you do, you aren't allowed to pull out. The laws need to be in place in time for the convergence, so it's good if we root out potential issues like this one now
No.754940
>>754937
well i'd never pull out anyways so it wouldn't matter to me
but it depends on if the loli can get pregnant because if yes and you have to cum inside her that may bring problems with it
No.754941
>>754940
That sounds like a 3DPD issue to me.
No.754944
>>754941
fine just do what you want
No.754950
>>754941
Whichever imaginative scenario he chooses, I suppose.
No.755022
>>754907
I discovered a potential waifu candidate after several years of searching, but I won't admit she's my waifu yet.
No.755023
>>754940
Couldn't you just cum inside with a condom on if you're worried about impregnating your loli too soon? Or have some self control?
No.755026
>>755023
The law doesn't specify where you have to cum inside either so other options exist.
No.755044
>>754926
>>754928
Why are lolis so puffy?
No.755048
No.755058
>>754907
I'd be shocked if you didn't have a loli waifu.
No.755064
>>754937
What about laws concerning bullying?
No.755164
What kind of voice should lolis have?
The relatively deep voice, Sora from 3P, is good for a loli to be bullied as she can get to a higher pitch when she is flustered. Also a good voice when she bullies you. A very soft gentle voice, like Rom from Neptunia or Chino from Gochuusa, is I think is perfect for headpatting and cuddling. This voice is great for lewding like >>754926. Genki lolis that have voices similar to Louise have a multirole behavior. You can bully them and enjoy their voice getting high-pitched, and get them to whimper by lewding.
No.755187
>>755164
Anything like this will do >>752991
No.755196
>>755061
So Tewi is really the crippled aussie faggo?
At last I truly see
No.755222
>>755023
This. Play it safe and only use a condom for vaginal with your loli love. Or do anal and oral only.
No.755240
>>755196
I am not a crippled aussie faggo. I'm an American and I walk over two miles to work every day.
No.755255
>>755222
Or just turn your loli into a loli mommy.
No.755266
>>753717
Don't lie anon you're disappointed.
No.755269
>>755255
i'm not into loli mommy
so i'll just get a loli that can't get pregnant and then i can do her as much as i want
No.755311
>>755255
Think of how much that will stretch her out. Do you want to ruin a loli's beauty like that?
No.755320
I need fluffy pajama lolis to cheer me up today.
No.755390
>>754853
>Sakura bullying others rather than being bullied
I can only assume I've entered some kind of alternate reality even more horrifying than the one I came from.
No.755593
>>755061
Sup, you could do better as /loli/ BO. You still let shit slide despite rules.
No.755620
No.755708
I want to go dungeon crawling with a loli
No.755716
>>755708
I'd rather build a dungeon specifically designed to entrap adventurous lolis and torment them.
No.755728
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A loli has kidnapped you and is holding you for ransom. What do you do?
No.755732
>>755728
Counter-rape her.
No.755741
>>755728
Give her a bath in exchange for freedom.
No.755742
>>755728
Verbally bully her until she loses her cool, makes a mistake and lets me escape. Once I'm free I kidnap her and raise her as my adopted daughteru. Of course she'd still need to be punished for her initial misdeeds, not to mention any later disobedience.
No.755746
>>755728
Quietly enjoy being held ransom. If she figures out you are having fun, then enjoy being bullied.
No.755751
No.755765
>>755728
Hooray! I'm saved!
No.756419
What does your loli wear to bed?
No.756422
No.756424
>>755728
Man, translations completely ruin Satsuki Itsuka's pun game. That one is funny because "Musuko" is both son and slang for penis, I don't think the joke with "I want the hear my son's voice" can be translated to English at all.
Stuff like 犯っち魔王 get completely lost if you don't know Japanese.
No.756434
>>756419
either >>755320, what's pictured or nothing at all depending on what she wants
No.756476
>>756473
It's the purest form of love.
No.756481
>>756476
But what about their craving for dicks? What do they do about that.
No.756482
>>752444
Lolis are for daughterfuing.
No.756490
>>756481
Yuri is not an end state. At some point, an onii-san must come and wake them from their innocent yuri dream (with his dick).
No.756495
>>756490
But what happens when there is no Onii-chan or Oto-san to dick them. What if it is just an Obaa-san and Onee-san and an Imouto all living together.
No.756498
>>756495
I was not being literal, it can be an outside man becoming their onii-san in spirit. But if there really are no men available, then what could the girls possibly do? I see no answer.
No.756517
>>756419
Cute pyjamas and some nice soft wrist restraints. You can't have your loli touching herself at night.
No.756778
No.756785
>>756495
That's when God takes a good anon and turns him into an Onii-chan.
No.756801
>>756778
I'm not wrong though, am I?
Sakura is best when she's flustered and indignant.
No.756943
>>756473
Kanon is shit and needs to die.
No.757269
>>752447
Knowing that when you were born she was almost split open and bleeding out as you would be proportionally huge.
No.757271
>>757269
Its called a C-section
No.757290
>>757271
Sliced open, then.
No.757291
>>757269
Why can't loli's have magic births? When the baby is ready, the water breaks and the loli falls asleep. When she wakes up the baby is sleeping next to her and no one was cut open either surgically or by a baby head.
No.757331
>>757291
It's really a lot simpler if they just lay eggs.
No.757338
>>757331
If she just lays eggs, you'll miss out on caressing her pregnant belly.
No.757339
>>757338
The egg would still have to develop inside her for a while. She might be pregnant for 3-6 months instead of 9 months. She'd get a cute little bulge in her belly, but it wouldn't get so huge as to tear her when she laid it.
No.759041
>>756473
The loli belongs with the person she loves, be it onii-chan or onee-chan. But I'll always love how cute loli yuri is, even when it's porn.
No.760059
Remember to always protect your head because you never know when a headpat ambush may take place, and it is never to early for protection.
No.760069
>>760059
What are the best places to ambush lolis with headpats? Do you just walk up to them on the street, or do you hide somewhere and wait for them to come to you?
No.760073
>>760069
The most optimal place is when their guard is let down the most, while still being a public area, and that would be a school entrance right after-school. You have to make sure it is a lone loli though otherwise you will end up getting overwhelmed and quite possibly killed in the act of headpatting from rabid loli's. But just in case the loli you picked out happens to be strong enough to fight back you should always wear protection and be ready to run at a moments notice.
No.760077
>>760069
Have a cute and friendly dog with you. When they gather to pet it you can pet them back.
No.760487
>>760486
Oh, so it was supposed to be FUTAE NO CUNNY all along.
No.760536
>>752991
Why does this sound so god damned wonderful?
No.760543
>>760389
lolis are the best pets
also i need the sauce
No.760548
>>752480
What if your loli mommysister was a baby born pregnant that was somehow able to survive birth so you travel back in time to stop it from happening because it gives her major pains even years after the birth.
You do prevent it from happening but now not to cease existing you need to fuck your loli mommy. After you fuck her and travel backto the future you just fuck her again because her memory has been "updated" to the new version of what happened and for her you guys haven't fucked in a long time so she visits your bedroom early in the morning full of lustful desires as you wake up in your bed after traveling back to your original time.
No.760552
>>760548
This is getting confusing.
No.760555
>>753488
>Touching herself inappropriately.
>Trying to remove/adjust her vibrator without permission.
No.760594
>>760486
I hope he rots. Kenshin was always overrated anyways.
No.760604
>>760555
Those two rules aren't inconsistent. There are three main use cases which they are designed to cover:
1. Total orgasm denial: She has to spend a few days, weeks, or even months without any vaginal stimulation. The only sexual things she gets to do are anal and blowjobs.
2. Orgasm denial with teasing: She still isn't allowed to orgasm, but to make things worse she has to regularly wear a vibrator which gently stimulates her all day long. The settings are adjusted to make her constantly aroused but unable to actually climax.
3. Forced orgasms: Again she is wearing a vibrator all day, but this time it is set to frequently give much stronger pulses of vibration so she can't help but orgasm. She doesn't get a choice when or where she climaxes - at school, in front of friends, it doesn't matter.
Also, it's just a generally good idea to make sure your lolis don't do sexual stuff on their own. It should be a special bonding experience they can only have with you.
No.760609
>>760604
Lolis do not deserve this sort of treatment.
No.760613
What is it with all these gigantic fucking faggots constantly shoving their shitty abuse fetish into everything? Are they so insecure that they have to imagine abusing fictional people for no reason? These fags are worse than the NTR ones, because at least those understand that they aren't wanted.
No.760620
>>760613
I don't get the appeal of guro/rape/etc, but that's always the way with fetishes. I doubt many people are illustrating doujinshi out of insecurity.
It does suck when the only doujinshi you can find for a particular series are rape/guro though.
No.761242
Would you make a loli a mommy even if she had autism?
No.761353
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>>761242
Lolis are not for impregnation, but I'd certainly do some very lewd things with her.
No.763291
>>755593
I think we all should rush and take back /loli/, it is now or never.